THE     NOVELS 

OF 

SAMUEL     LOVER 


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RORY    O'MORE 


Rory  O'More 

A  National  Romance 


By 

Samuel  Lover 


With   a   Biographical   and    Critical 

Introduction 
By  James  Jeffrey  Roche 


Boston 
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S.  J.  PARKHILL  ft  Co.,  BOSTON.  U.  S.  A. 


INTRODUCTION 

SAMUEL  LOVER  was  the  oldest  son  of  John 
Lover,  a  Dublin  stockbroker,  and  his  wife, 
Abigail,  whose  maiden  name  was  Maher.  The  pa- 
ternal name  would  seem  to  be  of  English  origin, 
though  no  tradition  exists  to  show  whether  it  was 
so  or  not.  The  custom  which  prevailed  so  long  in 
Ireland  of  compelling  the  natives  to  adopt  English 
surnames  leaves  the  genealogy  of  the  Lovers,  in  the 
absence  of  any  family  records,  in  a  state  of  uncer- 
tainty like  that  of  thousands  of  other  Irish  families. 
We  know  only  that  the  family  were  Protestant,  and 
thus  safe  from  most  of  the  annoyances  and  all  of  the 
disabilities  laid  upon  the  large  majority  of  their  country- 
men, at  the  troublous  time  when  young  Lover  was 
born,  which  was  on  the  twenty-fourth  of  February, 
1797. 

It  was  the  year  before  the  outbreak  known  as  the 
Rebellion  of  '98.  Even  those  of  the  dominant  faith 
and  unquestioned  loyalty  were  not  always  safe  from 
the  outrages  perpetrated  by  a  brutal  soldiery  in  the 
hour  of  their  insolence.  One  of  Lover's  earliest  ex- 
periences, which  made  a  lasting  impression  on  his 
mind,  is  narrated  by  Bayle  Bernard  as  follows :  — 

"  Soldiers,  in  those  days,  were  billeted  on  the  citi* 


vi  Introduction 

zens  of  Dublin,  but  the  occupants  of  private  houses 
had  the  option  of  giving  a  trooper  a  shilling,  in  order 
that  he  might  get  a  bed  elsewhere.  On  one  occa- 
sion, when  Mr.  Lover  was  absent  at  his  office,  a 
soldier  with  a  drummer-boy  made  his  appearance  at 
his  door,  and  on  being  tendered  the  two  shillings, 
refused  to  take  them,  and  insisted  on  sleeping  in  the 
house  instead,  coupling  the  demand  with  a  remark 
and  look  which  were  very  offensive  to  Mrs.  Lover. 
Ordered  to  wait  outside  the  dwelling  while  she  sent 
word  to  the  l  Billet  Office,'  he  boldly  entered  the  hall 
and  tried  to  close  the  door,  upon  which  Mrs.  Lover 
in  her  fright  rushed  to  the  steps,  followed  by  her 
child,  where  she  was  discovered  by  her  husband, 
when  he  at  length  returned  from  business,  trembling, 
pallid,  and  almost  speechless.  Enraged,  of  course, 
at  such  an  insult,  he  sprang  into  the  house,  when 
the  soldier  attempted  to  draw  his  bayonet,  but  was 
speedily  knocked  down  and  afterwards  closed  with 
in  a  struggle,  which  lasted  amidst  the  yells  of  Mas- 
ter Samuel  and  the  drummer-boy  until  an  officer  ar- 
rived from  the  Billet  Office  to  offer  an  apology  and 
remove  the  culprit." 

It  was  the  era  in  which  "  the  Fine  Old  Irish  Gentle- 
man "  flourished  most  luxuriantly  ;  the  era  of  drinking, 
duelling,  and  debts,  celebrated  in  song  and  story.  It 
has  been  painted  a  hundred  times  in  fiction.  Sheil 
describes  it  in  veracious  prose,  and  Sir  Jonah  Bar- 
rington  in  a  happy  blending  of  romance  and  truth 
which  he  calls  "  Personal  Sketches  of  His  Own 
Times."  The  riotous  young  members  of  the  aris- 
tocracy who  had  their  counterparts  in  London  also, 


Introduction  vii 

terrorised  the  peaceable  town  folk  by  running  amok 
at  irregular  intervals,  with  the  ferocity  and  the  sense 
of  humour  of  a  drunken  Kaffir.  They  called  them- 
selves by  various  titles,  "  Bucks,"  "  Bloods,"  "  Mo- 
hawks," "  Sweaters,"  "  Chalkers,"  and  other  names 
which  we  should  supersede  in  these  days  with  the 
comprehensive  synonym,  Blackguards.  They  were 
hard  drinkers,  and  those  who  escaped  death  by  the 
sword  or  pistol  generally  achieved  it  by  breaking 
their  necks  in  the  steeple-chase,  or  by  falling  more 
ingloriously  in  the  lists  of  Bacchus.  Of  few  of  them 
could  it  be  said  they  died  too  soon.  One  wishes  that 
more  of  them  had  been  beloved  of  other  gods  than 
him  of  the  wine-cup. 

Such  a  society  had  no  attractions  for  a  youth  of 
gentle  instincts  whose  tastes  ran  towards  painting, 
poetry,  music,  and  story-telling.  Young  Lover  was 
a  delicate  child  physically,  and  his  parents  wisely  sent 
him,  in  his  twelfth  year,  to  spend  a  long  vacation  at 
a  farmhouse  in  the  Wicklow  Mountains.  There, 
in  the  health-giving  free  air,  he  made  the  acquaint- 
ance of  the  best  two  friends  that  he  could  have 
found,  Nature,  in  all  her  moods,  and  Man  in  his 
best  estate,  that  of  the  simple,  honest  tiller  of  the 
soil.  He  loved  them  both  forever  after,  and  well 
was  his  love  returned. 

In  spite  of  Juliet,  there  is  something  in  a  name, 
when  name  and  nature  go  together,  as  they  did  in 
the  case  of  Lover.  Usually  they  do  not.  His  name 
meant  what  he  was,  and,  because  he  was  so,  the 
affection  of  all  the  world  went  out  to  him  by  prover- 
bial prescription.  He  achieved  a  thing  always  dif- 


viii  Introduction 

ficult,  generally  impossible  :  he  wrote  of  a  people, 
of  their  virtues  and  their  foibles,  their  manners  and 
customs,  their  likes  and  their  dislikes ;  and  he  did  it 
without  awakening  their  indignation  or  wounding 
their  susceptibilities.  For  succeeding  in  that  most 
delicate  task  he  had  to  thank  the  name  and  nature 
which  were  his.  He  saw  his  people  with  sympa- 
thetic eyes,  and  they,  being  a  warm-hearted  people 
none  too  familiar  with  loving  treatment  of  any  sort, 
returned  the  affection  and  laughed  good-humouredly 
because  he  laughed  with  and  not  at  them.  He  was 
"  one  of  themselves,"  moreover,  and  that  means 
much,  as  Dickens  discovered  when  he  ventured  to 
draw  America  as  he  saw  it ;  as  Cable  did  when  he 
depicted  Creole  life,  and  Kipling  when  he  offered 
well-meant  patronage  to  the  fishermen  of  Gloucester. 
The  Englishman,  less  sensitive  than  the  American, 
the  Irishman,  or  the  Scot,  is  impervious  to  satire  and, 
after  mature  digestion  and  ultimate  assimilation  of  it, 
relishes  a  joke  against  himself  almost  as  well  as  one 
against  his  neighbours ;  but  the  Irishman  enjoys  it  all 
the  time. 

Young  Lover  came  back  at  the  end  of  a  year, 
strengthened  in  mind  and  body,  and  spent  the  follow- 
ing eighteen  months  in  school,  from  which  he  was 
taken  into  his  father's  office  to  learn  the  uncongenial 
trade  of  a  stockbroker.  There  he  worked  all  day, 
faithfully  but  without  enthusiasm,  and  devoted  his 
evenings  to  the  cultivation  of  the  Muses.  His  was 
already  a  catholic  taste,  modestly  embracing  painting, 
music,  poetry,  xand  even  play-writing,  on  a  very  small 
scale. 


Introduction  ix 

It  is  doubtful  if  anybody  ever  undertook  the  study  of 
art  under  more  discouraging  circumstances.  Whether 
or  not  it  is  judicious  from  a  worldly  point  of  view  for 
a  business-like  parent  to  encourage  a  child's  artistic 
aspirations  is  a  question  about  which  painters  and 
Philistines  will  disagree  to  the  end  of  the  chapter. 
It  is  true  I  have  heard  an  artist,  more  successful 
artistically  than  financially,  say  that  he  would  not 
refuse  a  child  of  his  permission  to  play  with  a  box 
of  paints,  on  the  ground  that  it  might  either  become 
a  painter  or  it  might  poison  itself,  the  latter  being  a 
happy  alternative  to  the  former.  This  painter  was 
a  philosopher.  Also  he  had  no  children.  Lover's 
father,  with  the  very  best  intentions,  employed  the 
most  vigorous  arguments  to  dissuade  his  son  from  the 
pursuit  of  painting  and  kindred  arts.  He  ridiculed 
the  boy's  literary  efforts,  broke  up  his  miniature  stage 
properties  with  a  poker,  and  even  sent  him  to  Lon- 
don, the  commercial  Babylon,  to  woo  Fortune  in  the 
temple  of  trade. 

It  was  all  in  vain.  At  the  age  of  seventeen  the 
boy  returned  to  Dublin  without  a  profession  or  any 
training  in  art  except  that  which  he  had  taught  him- 
self, and  undertook  to  earn  his  own  living  with  pencil 
and  brush.  "  How  Hibernian  !  "  exclaims  his  biogra- 
pher ;  and  so  it  was.  But  his  countryman,  Gold- 
smith, had  taken  even  a  wilder  risk  when  he  went 
penniless  to  Holland,  to  teach  English,  without 
knowing  a  word  of  Dutch  ! 

Nevertheless  Lover  was  to  become  first  and  to 
remain  best  known  to  his  countrymen  by  his  literary 
work.  In  his  twenty-first  year  he  wrote  a  song  for  a 


x  Introduction 

great  banquet  which  was  given  to  Thomas  Moore. 
All  the  literary  celebrities  were  present  and  the  young 
bard  sang  his  lay,  which  was  called  "  The  Poet's 
Election,"  amid  the  applause  of  a  very  distinguished 
audience.  Moore  was  especially  delighted  and,  after 
the  close  of  the  banquet,  sought  out  and  complimented 
the  author.  It  was  the  beginning  of  a  friendship 
which  lasted  through  life. 

About  the  same  time  his  first  literary  effusion,  a 
paper  called  "  Ballads  and  Ballad  Singers,"  appeared 
in  the  Dublin  Literary  Gazette.  It  was  followed  by 
"The  King  and  the  Bishop"  and  "The  Story  of  the 
Gridiron."  The  last  named  was  copied  all  over  the 
English-speaking  world  and  stamped  the  writer  as  a 
humourist  of  a  high  order. 

It  was  about  this  period  also  that  he  made  his  debut 
as  a  miniature  painter.  As  such  he  flourished  in  the 
Irish  capital  for  over  fifteen  years,  at  the  same  time 
increasing  his  high  popularity  and  keeping  the  wolf 
far  enough  from  the  door  to  permit  the  admission 
of  more  agreeable  and  profitable  visitors. 

Ireland,  thanks  to  its  poverty,  is  a  poor  patron  of 
the  arts,  but  its  children  have  always  shown  a  remark- 
able disposition  to  cultivate  them.  This  is  especially 
true  of  the  arts  of  sculpture  and  architecture,  wherein 
England  and  America  owe  so  much  to  Irish  genius. 
Its  poetry,  too,  since  the  days  of  the  Bards,  has  been 
great  in  quantity  and  not  unworthy  of  comparison  in 
quality  with  that  of  the  sister  island,  albeit  the  Irish 
poet  singing  in  English  uses  a  foreign  tongue. 

It  is  interesting  to  know  that  the  first  subjects  of 
Lover's  pencil  and  brush  were  marine  studies,  as  were 


Introduction  xi 

also  his  last;  but  his  great  success  was  as  .a  painter  of 
portraits,  especially  miniatures.  Among  his  sitters  in 
after  years  were  the  Marquis  of  Wellesley,  Lord 
Brougham,  the  Duke  of  Leicester,  and  the  great 
Paganini.  His  portrait  of  the  last  named  was  dis- 
tinctly his  best  and  won  him  high  honour  in  the 
English  capital. 

It  was  not  publicly  known  until  after  his  death  that 
he  had  achieved  success  anonymously  as  a  caricaturist 
in  the  pages  of  the  Irish  u  Horn  Book  "  published  in 
the  year  1831.  His  connection  with  that  satirical 
publication  was  kept  secret  for  political  and  personal 
reasons.  As  Mr.  D.  J.  O'Donoghue  points  out, 
Lover's  biographers  fail  to  mention  the  fact  that  he 
was  deeply  concerned  in  the  efforts  of  the  "  Comet 
Club,"  which  brought  out  "  The  Parson's  Horn 
Book,"  to  overthrow  the  infamous  tithe  system  under 
which  the  Catholics  of  Ireland  were  obliged  to  contri- 
bute to  the  support  of  the  Established  Church.  In 
this  righteous  crusade  he  had  as  associates  Thomas 
Brown  ("  Jonathan  Buckthorn  "),  Norreys  Jephson, 
John  Sheehan,  Robert  Knox,  John  Cornelius  O'Cal- 
laghan,  author  of  the  "Green  Book"  and  of  the 
"  History  of  the  Irish  Brigades  in  the  Service  of 
France,"  Joseph  Sterling  Coyne,  one  of  the  found- 
ers of  Punch,  and  many  others.  The  Government  at 
last  suppressed  the  publication  and  prosecuted  and 
punished  the  editors.  The  tithes  were  not  abolished 
until  a  generation  afterwards.  Lover's  skill  as  an 
etcher  was  shown  in  his  "  Horn  Book  "  pictures  and, 
still  better,  in  the  numerous  admirable  drawings  with 
which  he  illustrated  his  own  books  and  those  of  other 


xii  Introduction 

writers.  T.he  best  of  them  are  reproduced  in  the 
present  edition  of  his  works.  It  was  a  severe  blow 
to  the  ambition  which  was  his  first  love  when  his 
failing  eyesight  compelled  him  to  abandon  both  etching 
and  miniature  painting  in  the  very  prime  of  life  and 
success.  He  had  won  distinction  in  other  and  wider 
fields,  in  which  also  the  rewards  were  larger,  but  he 
loved  that  art  best  of  all  and  felt  its  loss  most  sadly. 

The  year  1827  found  him  well  established  in  life. 
His  first  play  —  not  counting  the  dramatic  work 
which  his  stern  father,  in  the  capacity  of  a  domestic 
Lord  High  Chancellor,  had  suppressed  with  a  poker 
—  was  brought  out  at  the  Theatre  Royal.  It  was  a 
fairy  spectacle  called  "  Grania  Uaile,"  and  had  a  run 
of  several  nights.  Unfortunately,  no  trace  of  the 
manuscript  survives. 

In  this  happy  year  he  married  Lucy  Berrel,  the 
daughter  of  John  Berrel,  a  Dublin  architect,  and  his 
wife  Mary,  nee  Harney.  In  the  following  year  he 
was  elected  Secretary  of  the  Royal  Hibernian  Acad- 
emy of  which  he  had  long  been  a  popular  member. 

His  first  volume,  a  collection  of  tales  and  legends 
which  had  appeared  in  the  Dublin  magazines,  was 
published  in  1832.  His  portrait  of  Paganini,  exhib- 
ited at  the  Royal  Academy  Exhibition,  made  the 
painter  better  known  than  the  poet  or  story-teller,  in 
the  English  capital.  Thither  he  went  accordingly  in 
the  following  year,  not  to  repeat  the  disastrous  failure 
which  he  had  made  there  so  many  years  before  in  the 
worthy  field  of  commerce. 

For  a  dozen  happy,  busy  years  he  did  the  work 
that  he  loved,  and  gained  the  rewards  that  he  deserfrd, 


Introduction  xiii 

in  the  intellectual  centre  of  Great  Britain.  He  was 
a  prolific  writer  of  exquisite  little  theatrical  trifles, 
many  of  which  he  did  not  take  the  trouble  to  preserve 
even  in  manuscript.  Thus,  in  1835,  he  wrote  for 
Madam  Vestris  a  Christmas  drama  called  "The 
Olympic  Picnic,"  a  classical  burlesque,  and  for  the 
comedian  Listen  a  little  piece  called  "  The  Beau 
Ideal,"  and  in  1837,  for  the  Hay  market  Theatre,  his 
farce  of  "  The  Happy  Man "  (a  subject  which  Sir 
Walter  Scott  has  also  treated  in  verse).  In  the  same 
year  Madam  Vestris  presented  his  operetta  of  "  The 
Greek  Boy  "  at  Covent  Garden,  and  the  composer 
Balfe  brought  out  his  humorous  "  II  Paddy  Whack  in 
Italia,"  at  the  Lyceum.  Two  other  short  pieces, 
"The  Hall  Porter"  and  "  Macarthy  More,"  com- 
pleted his  work  in  that  direction.  Some  years  later 
he  wrote  what  his  biographer  calls  "  a  musical  piece  " 
for  the  Haymarket,  entitled  "The  Sentinel  of  the 
Alma." 

Of  his  more  enduring  dramas  "  Rory  O'More " 
had  a  long  run  of  one  hundred  and  nine  nights  at  the 
Adelphi  Theatre  in  1837,  with  the  brilliant  actor, 
Tyrone  Power,  as  the  hero,  and  was  played  through- 
out the  country  and  America.  u  The  White  Horse 
of  the  Peppers  "  was  another  dramatic  success. 

He  enjoyed  in  London  the  society  and  friendship 
of  the  brilliant  group  of  authors  and  artists  who 
flourished  in  the  early  Victorian  age :  Sydney  Smith, 
Dickens,  Douglas  Jerrold,  Barham,  Moore,  Lever, 
William  Carleton,  "  Father  Prout,"  Maginn,  Lady 
Morgan,  and  a  multitude  of  greater  or  lesser  lights, 
some  long  since  extinguished,  others  still  dimly  glim- 


xiv  Introduction 

mertng  on  the  horizon,  and  a  few  translated  among 
the  planetary  gods,  to  shine  forever  —  which  means  for 
one,  possibly  two,  perhaps  even  three  centuries  of  glory. 

When  his  failing  eyesight  debarred  him  from  con- 
tinued work  with  pen,  pencil,  or  etching-tool,  he 
began  presenting  his  public  entertainments,  consisting 
of  songs  and  readings  from  his  own  works.  He 
made  his  debut  at  the  Princess  Theatre,  London,  in 
March,  1844,  and  achieved  an  immediate  success 
which  followed  him  during  seven  years,  in  the  prin- 
cipal cities  and  towns  of  Great  Britain  and  Ireland  and 
the  United  States.  He  was  not  the  pioneer  in  this 
form  of  entertainment  but  was  one  of  the  most  pop- 
ular of  his  own  or  later  times. 

His  sweet  voice  was  not  strong  enough  to  bear  the 
strain  of  all  the  vocal  numbers ;  so  he  employed  two 
young  ladies  as  assistants  for  that  duty,  devoting  him- 
self solely  to  the  prose  features.  Modern  audiences 
are  familiar  with  this  form  of  entertainment,  which 
has  become  so  common  that  authors  of  distinction  add 
a  new  wreath  to  their  laurels,  and  win  much  gratitude 
besides,  by  refraining  from  public  readings  from  their 
own  works.  In  Lover's  time  and  for  many  years 
afterwards,  the  entertainment  was  kept  within  the 
bounds  of  modesty,  and  people  came  at  least  as  much 
to  hear  as  to  see  the  author.  The  custom  has  since 
been  changed,  and  not  for  the  better.  He  also  fol- 
lowed the  example  of  his  contemporaries  by  paying  a 
visit  to  the  United  States,  but  apparently  without  any 
ulterior  thought  of  writing  a  book,  and  certainly  with 
no  intention  of  taking  the  elder  Mr.  Weller's  advice 
tnd  "  blowing  up  the  Yankees  "  therein. 


Introduction  xv 

He  landed  in  Boston  in  September,  1846,  and 
gave  his  first  entertainment  in  New  York  on  the  28th 
of  the  same  month.  He  found  his  audiences  there 
cordially  appreciative.  In  Boston  and  Salem,  which 
he  visited  later,  the  appreciation  was  equally  present 
but  concealed  behind  a  blanket  of  frigidity  which  sur- 
prised the  cheery  entertainer.  Of  the  Salemites  he 
wrote  :  "  Frogs,  snowballs,  icicles  —  no  name  for 
coldness  can  describe  them."  Other  distinguished 
visitors  have  been  chilled  by  the  same  peculiar  tem- 
perature observed  in  the  intellectual  centres  of  New 
England  and  have  tried  to  understand  the  phenomenon, 
some  ascribing  it  to  pride,  some  to  provincialism,  and 
a  few  to  bashfulness,  though  this  last  trait  is  not 
characteristic  of  the  inhabitants  individually.  Lover, 
like  the  rest  of  the  trans-Atlantic  visitors,  made  many 
warm  friends  in  New  England  and  wherever  he  went 
in  the  country. 

He  travelled  as  far  south  as  New  Orleans,  north  to 
the  Canadian  cities,  and  west  to  Lake  Superior, 
spending  two  years  in  giving  entertainments  or  enjoy- 
ing the  novel  life  around  him. 

It  was  a  sad  blow  to  him  to  receive  in  a  foreign 
land  the  news  of  his  wife's  death,  after  a  brief  married 
life  of  unalloyed  happiness.  Fresh  grief  awaited  him 
on  his  return  home  when  his  eldest  daughter  died  of 
consumption  in  her  twenty-first  year.  His  younger 
daughter  had  married  shortly  before.  Tenderly  de- 
voted to  home  and  family  he  found  himself  practically 
deprived  of  both.  In  January  of  1852  he  married 
his  second  wife,  Mary  Jane  Wandby,  daughter  of 
William  Wandby,  of  Coldham  Hall,  Cambridgeshire, 


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England.  Their  married  life  was  very  happy,  though 
only  two  children  lived  to  maturity.  Two  girls  and 
a  boy  died  in  early  childhood.  Another  daughter, 
Meta,  died  at  the  age  of  twenty-two.  His  only  sur- 
viving child,  Fannie,  married  first  a  Dublin  barrister, 
Edward  Herbert,  and  second  a  physician  of  Stuttgart, 
Dr.  Carl  Schmid.  The  only  living  descendants  of 
Samuel  Lover  are  this  lady,  her  son,  Victor  Herbert, 
the  distinguished  composer,  and  her  son  by  the  second 
marriage,  a  German  actor,  whose  stage  name  is  Willie 
Faber. 

Lover  brought  home  from  America  some  material 
for  his  entertainments  and  many  art  sketches,  some 
of  which  he  reproduced  in  oil  with  more  or  less  suc- 
cess. His  labours  had  entitled  him  to  a  season  of  rest 
which  the  income  from  his  works  procured  for  him. 
To  this  was  added,  in  1856,  a  government  pension 
of  one  hundred  pounds.  It  was  small,  yet  it  may 
not  be  sneered  at  in  a  republic  which  has  totally  for- 
sworn its  early  virtue  of  giving  some  public  reward  to 
literature,  usually  a  foreign  consulship  which  at  least 
kept  the  recipient  and  his  poverty  out  of  sight. 

During  the  next  few  years  Lover  was  engaged  in 
general  literary  work,  compiling  a  volume  of  Irish 
songs  by  different  authors,  and  in  writing  for  the 
Burns  Centennial  Festival  a  little  volume  called 
"  Rival  Rhymes,"  after  the  style  of  "  Rejected  Ad- 
dresses." 

In  1864  he  was  attacked  with  bleeding  of  the 
lungs.  It  was  the  beginning  of  the  end,  though  that 
was  not  to  come  until  after  four  years  of  lingering 
illness,  borne  with  fine  fortitude.  He  removed  in 


Introduction 


XVI I 


search  of  a  milder  climate  to  the  Isle  of  Wight  and 
thence  to  St.  Helier's  in  the  Island  of  Jersey,  his  last 
abode.  There  h§  died  on  July  6,  1868,  aged  seventy- 
one  years.  On  July  I5th  his  body  was  buried  at 
Kensal  Green.  A  tablet  was  erected  to  his  memory 
in  St.  Patrick's  Cathedral,  Dublin. 

How  bravely  after  the  long  siege  he  at  last  faced 
the  end  like  his  own  Irish  Soldier,  "  with  the  fire  of 
his  gallant  nation,"  smiling  to  the  last,  yet  deeply  sen- 
sible of  all  the  responsibilities  of  his  earthly  career  ! 
His  eyesight  had  long  been  weak,  and  four  months 
before  his  death  his  hearing  partially  failed  him.  As 
he  wrote  to  a  friend  :  — 

"  My  hearing  has  suffered  seriously  ;  just  now  I 
am  obliged  to  have  the  assistance  of  an  ear  trumpet. 
Think  of  that,  my  beauty  !  —  There  's  a  state  for  your 
old  Lover  to  be  in  !  —  No  more  tender  whisperings  ! 
Imagine  sweet  confessions  to  be  made  through  an  ear 
trumpet !  How  many  dear  friends  I  have  lost  lately  ! 
Your  own  dear  father  among  them.  The  shot  is  flying 
thick  and  fast  among  the  front  companies ;  it  makes 
one  think  of  that  fine  couplet  of  Longfellow's  :  — 

"  '  Hearts,  like  muffled  drums,  are  beating 
Funeral  marches  to  the  grave. ' 

"  Well,  though  I  have  written  a  few  sad  lines  in  the 
end  of  this  letter,  you  may  see  by  the  first  part  of  it 
that  I  am  not  down-hearted,  and, '  though  I  am 
amongst  the  ci-devant  s  —  that  is,  one  of  the  front 
company  —  still  I  march  cheerfully  and  cry,  l  Heads 
up,  soldiers  ! ' ' 

After  the  poet's  death  Mrs.  Lover  sent  his  last  writ- 
VOL.  i.  —  b 


xviii  Introduction 

ing  to  their  friend  Symington.  It  described  a  dream 
which  he  had  on  the  night  of  May  21,  1868,  a  few 
weeks  before  his  death  :  — 

"  I  thought  I  had  entered  the  Valley  of  the  Shadow. 
It  was  a  deep  gorge  and  narrow,  and  high  cliffs  on 
either  hand  rendered  it  also  dark  and  shadowy,  and 
as  the  valley  lay  before  me,  further  in  advance,  still 
deeper  and  darker  it  grew,  till,  in  the  extreme  dis- 
tance, all  form  was  lost,  and  nothing  but  intense 
darkness  prevailed. 

"  Just  then,  relieved  upon  that  background  of 
gloom,  suddenly  I  saw  Jesus  Christ,  in  wondrous 
radiance,  surrounded  by  sheep. 

"  I  woke  the  moment  my  senses  were  impressed 
with  this  lovely,  glorious,  faith-inspiring  vision  ;  and 
oh  !  what  a  comfort  it  was  to  me  thus  to  wake  ! 
My  bodily  suffering,  even,  was  relieved,  when  my  poor 
soul  was  thus  strengthened. 

"  It  seemed  to  me  as  if  my  prayer,  made  that  night, 
had  been  heard  and  granted  by  my  merciful  and  gra- 
cious God,  and  that  I  need  not  fear  the  Valley  of  the 
Shadow  of  Death,  where  Christ  Himself  was  waiting 
to  care  for  the  sheep." 

On  his  death-bed  he  wrote  a  thoughtful  criticism 
on  the  anonymous  versifiers  of  the  Psalms  and  writers 
of  hymns  who  are  guilty  of  u  filling  up  their  lame 
lines  with  vapid  verbiage,  so  twaddly,  indeed,  as  to  be, 
to  me,  disgusting,  from  the  manifest  disrespect  such 
writers  must  have  for  the  sacredness  of  the  subject." 

A  very  interesting  revelation  of  character  is  the 
letter  to  his  two  daughters,  dated  March  8,  1848, 
enclosing  a  copy  of  a  poem  to  them  entitled  "  The 


Introduction  xix 

Voice  from  Afar."  He  presents  it  to  them  with  a 
modest  introduction,  and  then  discusses  the  failure  of 
another  poem  of  his  to  impress  them  very  deeply. 
But  he  adds :  "  You  know  it  is  my  opinion,  and  an 
opinion  on  which  I  have  acted,  that  I  do  not  think  it 
wise  for  parents  to  drive  their  children  in  the  beaten 
track  of  their  own  thoughts  (the  parents'  thoughts,  I 
mean) ;  and  you  will  remember  how  I  have  placed 
Mendelssohn  and  Schubert,  and  the  pretty  vivacities 
of  France  and  Italy,  before  you,  to  the  exclusion  of 
my  own  compositions,  which  I  never  forced  upon  you, 
—  but,  at  the  same  time,  whenever  I  do  write  a  song 
which  the  world  acknowledges  to  be  not  worthless,  a 
daughter  can  scarcely  place  herself  in  a  more  graceful 
position  than  in  singing  a  song  of  her  father's  compos- 
ing. Sir  Walter  Scott's  son  did  himself  little  honour 
when  he  boasted  of  never  having  read  his  father's 
works  :  —  but  do  not  suppose,  my  dear  girls,  that  I 
am  vain  enough  (presumptuous,  I  should  rather  say) 
to  make  any  comparison  between  myself  and  the 
great  man  to  whom  I  have  alluded,  or  so  unhappy  as 
to  believe  that  you  are  so  cold  and  insensible  to  my 
humbler  merits." 

No  man  was  ever  more  generously  appreciative  of 
his  contemporaries  than  Lover.  Symington,  who  set 
him  on  a  higher  pedestal  than  Moore  and  wrote  to 
the  former  to  tell  him  so,  gives  the  reply,  most  credit- 
able to  the  modesty  and  generosity  of  the  writer :  — 
"  For  the  very  favourable,  not  to  say  flattering  opinion 
you  have  given  as  to  the  comparative  merits  of  Moore 
and  myself,  I  have  reason  to  be  pleased.  ...  I  think 
there  is  more  of  the  c  touch  of  nature '  —  that  quality 


xx  Introduction 

to  which  Shakespeare  attributes  so  much  —  in  my 
writings  than  in  his.  I  think  also  there  is  more  feel- 
ing, and  beyond  all  doubt  I  am  much  more  Irish  :  so 
far  I  agree  with  you."  After  saying  pleasantly  that 
Moore  knew  more  about  "  the  shady  side  of  Pall 
Mall "  than  of  the  morning  breeze  that  stirs  the 
heather  on  the  hills  of  Ireland  or  the  nightly  blast 
that  sweeps  the  Atlantic  and  often  sings  a  death-song 
over  the  fishermen,  he  continues :  "  Yet,  with  all 
these  drawbacks  to  the  Irish  Melodies^  what  an  exquisite 
collection  of  lyrics  exists  in  that  work  !  Moore  was 
keenly  alive  to  the  character  of  a  melody  —  hence, 
from  those  of  his  own  land,  which  are  so  lovely,  he 
selected  judiciously  the  air  suited  to  the  spirit  of  his 
lay.  Then,  as  the  verses  he  wrote  were  meant  to  be 
sung  (not  merely  read),  with  what  consummate  skill 
he  has  accommodated  every  word  to  be  capable  of 
the  c  linked  sweetness  long  drawn  out  ! '  —  in  this 
respect  I  think  Moore  MATCHLESS." 


HIS    PLACE    AMONG    IRISH    NOVELISTS 

Bayle  Bernard  devotes  two  thoughtful  chapters  in 
his  Life  of  Lover  to  the  numerous  and  excellent 
writers  who  had  preceded  his  subject  in  the  poorly 
paid  and  tardily  appreciated  field  of  Irish  fiction.  It 
is  a  list  of  which  no  country  need  be  ashamed,  in- 
cluding such  names  as  Banim,  Griffin,  Miss  Edge- 
worth,  Lady  Morgan,  Carleton,  Lever,  —  authors 
widely  differing  in  ability  as  they  did  in  sentiment, 
yet  nearly  all  holding  an  honourable  place  in  literature 
after  the  lapse  of  sixty,  seventy,  or  even  a  hundred 


Introduction  xxi 

years.  It  was  the  human  quality  that  gave  life  to 
their  writings  at  a  time  when  the  vast  majority  of  the 
people  were  steeped  in  the  direst  poverty,  when  the 
artificial  night  created  by  the  penal  laws  still  wrapped 
the  land  in  enforced  illiteracy,  and  when  it  was 
neither  fashionable  nor  profitable  to  plead  the  cause 
of  the  oppressed.  In  so  far  as  those  gifted  Irish 
men  and  women  did  plead  for  their  less  fortunate 
countrymen,  in  so  far  did  they  compel  a  hearing  from 
a  callous  or  hostile  public.  It  was  but  natural  that 
the  Catholic  writers  should  champion  their  co- 
religionists, and  that  they  did  it  worthily  and  bril- 
liantly, the  enduring  fame  of  Gerald  Griffin  and  the 
Banim  brothers  sufficiently  attests.  Lover,  born  and 
living  in  the  class  and  creed  of  ascendancy,  generously 
espoused  the  cause  of  the  poor  and  misgoverned. 

He  was  listened  to,  not  because  of  the  justice  of 
his  plea,  for  far  greater  voices  than  his  had  cried  in 
vain  for  years  on  behalf  of  the  down-trodden,  but 
because  he  invested  his  subjects  with  the  charms  of 
humour,  pathos,  and  sincerity.  The  world,  which 
turns  a  deaf  ear  to  the  cry  of  suffering,  always  stops 
to  be  amused,  sometimes  becomes  interested,  and  on 
very  rare  occasions  tries  to  right  some  fraction  of  a 
wrong.  I  do  not  know  that  Irish  tears  or  Irish 
laughter  ever  obtained  any  valuable  redress  of  Irish 
grievances ;  but  they  kept  them  before  the  world,  and 
thus  were  not  without  their  value  when  stronger 
arguments  than  smiles  or  tears  could  not  be  em- 
ployed. Dives  went  to  hell  because  he  looked  un- 
moved upon  the  sores  of  Lazarus.  .  It  is  not  good  for 
a  man  or  a  nation  to  stifle  elementary  feelings. 


xxii  Introduction 

Before  the  rise  of  the  school  of  Irish  novelists, 
early  in  the  nineteenth  century,  the  Irishman  of 
English  fiction  and  the  stage  was  an  uncouth  libel  on 
humanity,  a  witless  baboon  who  excited  nothing  but 
ridicule  or  aversion.  He  was  somewhat  in  that 
respect  like  the  "  Nigger  "  of  stage  and  fiction,  and 
therefore  outside  the  pale  of  human  sympathy.  It 
mattered  not  that  the  Irishman  of  real  life  was  pres- 
ent in  the  scantily  covered  flesh  ;  that  he  was  known 
of  all  mankind  to  be  witty,  brave,  chivalrous,  and 
God-fearing.  Until  Lover  and  kindred  writers  de- 
picted him  as  such,  the  English-speaking  world  under- 
stood him  not  nor  the  debt  which  its  literature  owed 
to  his  countrymen,  Burke,  Sheridan,  Swift,  Steele, 
Goldsmith,  and  half  the  bright  names  in  contem- 
porary letters. 

Lover  cannot  be  counted  among  the  great  creators 
in  the  art  of  fiction.  He  developed  no  deep  plots, 
made  no  subtle  analyses  of  character,  solved  no 
social  "  problems,"  and,  indeed,  pictured  life  mostly 
as  it  was  to  be  seen  on  the  surface.  His  characters 
and  their  accessories  hint  of  the  stage,  elemental, 
largely  drawn,  devoid,  for  the  most  part,  of  mingled 
or  conflicting  passions.  Yet  they  are  fixed  in  the 
reader's  mind,  and  each  has  an  individuality  not  to  be 
ignored  or  forgotten.  It  is  a  remarkable  fact  that 
Dickens  has  not  introduced  a  single  Irish  character 
in  all  of  his  voluminous  novels ;  yet  those  traits 
which  in  an  Irishman  would  be  pronounced  u  so  very 
Irish"  are  the  dominant  inspiration  of  Mr.  Micaw- 
ber,  Dick  Swiveller,  and  a  score  of  other  immortal 
creations  of  "  Boz."  "  Handy  Andy  "  is  Lover's 


Introduction  xxiii 

own,  yet  he  has  all  the  fantastic  features  of  a  genuine 
child  of  Dickens,  with  a  remote  cousinship  to  Sancho 
Panza.  He  might  have  been  born  anywhere.,  but 
Ireland  alone  of  his  own  time  could  have  supplied  the 
mise  en  scene  for  his  astounding  performances.  Lover 
gives  his  authority  for  the  original,  but  beyond  ques- 
tion he  assisted  nature  in  his  development.  Dr.  R. 
Shelton  Mackenzie,  who  was  a  personal  friend  of 
Lover,  says  that  Handy  Andy  was  the  nickname  of 
a  real  personage  whose  -proper  name  was  Andrew 
Sullivan.  Fourteen  years  before  Lover  introduced 
Andy  to  the  public,  the  Knight  of  Glin  told  Macken- 
zie many  stories  about  Andy,  among  others  that  nar- 
rated in  the  novel,  of  the  hero's  being  ordered  to 
throw  a  pitcher  of  water  out  of  the  window  and  obey- 
ing literally  by  throwing  out  pitcher  and  all  j  and  of 
how  he  iced  the  champagne  by  emptying  two  dozen 
bottles  into  the  tub  of  ice. 


HIS    NOVELS 

Handy  Andy  is  unique  in  literature,  as  a  hero  with 
a  matchless  genius  for  blundering  and  a  happy  faculty 
for  escaping  the  worst  consequences  of  his  own  mis- 
takes ;  which  an  Englishman  would  have  accounted 
for  by  the  proverb,  "  Fools  for  luck  !  "  But  the  Irish 
language  has  no  exact  equivalent  for  the  harsh  mono- 
syllable ;  for  "  omadhaun  "  is  a  mild,  soft  word  sig- 
nifying an  "  innocent  "  or  a  "  natural."  Call  him 
by  whatever  name  we  may,  Andy  is  a  triumph  of 
misdirected  originality,  even  as  dirt  has  been  defined 
as  matter  out  of  place.  Andy's  premises  are  always 


xxiv  Introduction 

right,  as  when  he  resolves  to  punish  the  postmaster 
for  his  apparent  extortion  in  charging  double  postage 
on  a  letter,  by  stealing  two  others,  so  as  to  give  his 
master  "  the  worth  of  his  money."  With  similar 
good  motives  he  slips  an  additional  bullet  into  the 
duelling  pistols  before  they  are  loaded,  in  order,  again, 
that  "  the  Masther "  may  have  the  advantage  over 
his  opponent.  He  is  the  very  incarnation  of  good 
intentions,  which,  as  we  all  know,  have  their  Maca- 
damical  uses  in  another  world.  His  more  com- 
monplace blunders,  such  as  the  exchanging  and 
mis-sending  of  parcels,  display  no  especial  inspiration. 
They  are  within  the  capacity  of  any  mere  fool ; 
Andy  alone  is  the  diabolus  ex  machina  who  could  do 
it  at  the  exact  time  and  place  calculated  to  produce 
the  greatest  possible  amount  of  mischief.  No,  Andy 
is  not  a  fool.  That  role  belongs  to  the  denationa- 
lised Dublin  puppy,  Furlong,  whose  faux  pas  are 
unrelieved  by  the  slightest  touch  of  originality. 

Among  the  other  strong  characters  in  "  Handy 
Andy,"  old  Squire  O'Grady  and  his  rival,  Egan, 
stand  out  boldly  as  representatives  of  their  class, 
though  diametrically  opposite  to  each  other  in  char- 
acter. Murtough  Murphy,  Dick  the  Devil,  and  Tom 
Durfy  play  well  their  several  parts,  being  ably  sup- 
ported by  a  corps  of  supernumeraries  who  cheerfully 
and  impartially  assist  at  race,  duel,  election,  or  scrim- 
mage. The  Walking  Gentleman  of  the  story,  Ed- 
ward O'Connor,  is  like  his  prototype  on  the  stage, 
or  the  corresponding  character  in  "  Rory  O'More," 
chiefly  useful  to  fill  the  part  of  the  sentimental  lover 
of  his  affinity,  the  sentimental  young  lady.  Needless 


Introduction  xxv 

to  say  that  they  seldom  utter  anything  of  interest 
except  to  themselves,  therein  being  even  as  their 
models  in  real  life.  All  the  world  loves  a  lover,  but 
it  is  not  madly  covetous  of  his  society  while  the  fit  is 
on  him.  The  droll  or  humorous  remarks  which  our 
author  puts  into  the  mouths  of  his  characters  are  all  so 
naively  delivered  that  one  forgets  that  they  are  generally 
coinage  bright  from  the  mint  of  imagination.  For 
example,  there  is  the  Widow  Flanagan's  exhortation 
to  the  merry-makers :  "  Come,  begin  the  dance ; 
there  's  the  piper  and  the  fiddler  in  the  corner,  as  idle 
as  a  milestone  without  a  number  ;  "  and  there  is  the 
stinging  phrase  so  casually  dropped  apparently,  when, 
speaking  of  the  tottering  Dublin  tenements,  each 
marked  with  an  official  slab  telling  its  exact  dis- 
tance from  the  Castle,  he  says  :  "  The  new  stone 
tablets  seemed  to  mock  their  misery,  and  looked  like 
a  fresh  stab  into  their  poor  old  sides ;  —  as  if  the 
rapier  of  a  king  had  killed  a  beggar"  But  the  reader 
will  prefer  to  select  his  gems  without  impertinent 
assistance. 

Andy's  mother,  though  slightly  sketched,  is  drawn 
from  the  life,  as  witness  her  two  memorable  visits 
to  the  Amazonian  Mattie  Dwyer  and  the  results 
thereof;  while  the  mother  of  The  O'Grady  is  a 
lunatic  of  such  majestic  perfection  that  we  know  she 
must  have  sat  in  proper  person  for  the  vivid  portrait. 
Mere  imagination  never  invents  such  flights  as  hers. 
Father  Phil  Blake  is  one  of  Lover's  many  attempts  to 
draw  an  Irish  priest.  If  he  sometimes  fails  in  fidelity 
to  life,  it  is  not  through  lack  of  the  kindliest  intent;  for 
no  Irish  Protestant  writer  ever  felt  or  expressed  more 


xxvi  Introduction 

indignation  towards  the  persecutions  heaped  upon 
those  faithful  leaders  of  their  flocks,  standing  alone, 
as  they  did,  between  the  forlorn  serf  and  a  master 
whose  cruelty  was  equalled  only  by  his  besotted  folly. 
But  for  the  priest  ministering,  with  a  price  on  his 
head,  to  his  scattered  people,  rebellion  or  anarchy 
would  have  deluged  the  land  with  blood.  None  knew 
this  better  than  Lover.  It  is  not  out  of  place  to 
recall  the  fact  in  any  allusion  to  his  life-work  ;  for 
his  life  was  indeed  devoted  to  the  championship  of 
his  poor  countrymen  and  especially  of  those  who  dif- 
fered from  him  in  creed  and  station.  "  Rulers  of 
Ireland  !  "  he  exclaims,  "  why  have  you  not  sooner 
learned  to  lead  that  people  by  love  whom  all  your 
severity  has  not  been  able  to  drive  ?  " 

This  feeling  of  intense  patriotism  finds  most  fre- 
quent and  vigorous  expression  in  his  kst  novel, 
"  Treasure  Trove,"  otherwise  known  as  "  L.  S.  D." 
or  "  He  Would  Be  A  Gentleman,"  in  which  he  deals 
with  some  of  the  loyal  Irish  who  followed  the  for- 
tunes of  Bonnie  Prince  Charlie,  to  their  own  misfor- 
tune. The  Irish,  like  the  Scotch,  paid  dearly  for 
Aeir  fealty  to  a  line  of  princes  who  exemplified  the 
divine  right  of  monarchs  in  their  contempt  for  every 
common  right  and  an  ingratitude  that  was  royally 
superhuman.  Captain  Lynch  is  a  typical  Jacobite 
soldier,  loyal,  brave,  ready  to  make  every  honourable 
sacrifice,  even  to  that  of  life,  for  a  prince  who  was 
equally  ready  to  accept,  and  forget  it.  It  was  such 
men  who  cried  out  after  the  disaster  of  the  Boyne 
Water :  "  Change  kings,  and  we  '11  fight  the  battle 
over  again !  "  and  such  men  who  saved  the  day  for 


Introduction  xxvii 

France  at  Fontenoy  and  made  King  George  exclaim 
in  bitterness  :  u  Curse  on  the  laws  that  deprive  me  of 
such  soldiers  !  "  Lover,  who  had  nothing  to  gain, 
and  much  to  lose,  in  a  worldly  sense,  by  taking  the 
part  of  his  oppressed  fellow-countrymen,  hated  tyranny 
of  every  kind  and  could  not  be  silent  when  the 
wrongs  of  his  native  land  were  his  theme.  Not  alone 
the  wickedness  of  persecution,  but  the  incredible  folly 
of  it,  were  clear  to  his  honest  vision  ;  and  he  shows 
the  other  side  of  the  picture  convincingly,  —  the 
peace,  loyalty,  and  contentment  which  followed  so 
surely  on  the  least  concession  of  justice  under  an 
occasional  just  ruler  like  Chesterfield  or  Drummond. 
When  intolerable  tyranny  drove  the  nation  into  des- 
perate revolt,  he  says,  "  England  would  not  admit  that 
she  had  cause  for  discontent.  The  phrase  of  the 
time  was,  that  '  the  discontent  on  the  face  of  Ireland 
was  coloured  by  caprice  and  faction.'  How  capri- 
cious! "  The  reader  who  wishes  to  form  a  just  idea 
of  that  capricious  country  will  find  some  of  the 
impelling  causes  in  "  Treasure  Trove." 

For  the  rest,  the  story  is  full  of  life  and  adventure, 
with  well-drawn  pictures  of  Marshal  Saxe,  Lord 
Clare,  Dillon,  and  other  historical  personages.  Ned 
Corkery,  the  hero  of  the  tale,  is  a  much  more  inter- 
esting character  than  either  De  Lacy,  of  "  Rory 
O'More,"  or  Edward  O'Connor,  of  "  Handy  Andy." 
His  lady  love,  like  theirs,  is  rather  a  lay  figure.  The 
story  abounds  in  sufficiently  moving  adventures  by 
flood  and  field  ;  in  the  words  of  Phil  Kearney, 
u  There 's  beautiful  fighting  along  the  whole  line." 
For  which,  and  better,  reasons,  Lover's  novels  should 


xxviii          Introduction 

find  a  new  popularity  in  the  present  revival  of 
"  strenuous  "  fiction,  whose  heroes,  to  tell  the  truth,, 
are  a  trifle  too  solemn  in  making  either  love  or  war, 
and  lack  the  sense  of  humour  which  tends  to  lighten 
both  of  those  rather  over-rated  diversions. 

Lover's  novels  are  all  clean,  wholesome  works  of 
art,  plain  stories,  with  little  or  no  attempt  at  analysis 
of  character  or  inculcation  of  any  lesson  other  than 
that  to  be  deduced  from  a  picture  in  black  and  white. 
Their  predominant  quality  is  their  humour,  which  is 
seldom  strained,  always  laughter-provoking,  and  never 
cruel,  except  towards  snobbishness,  cant,  and  all  man- 
ner of  false  pretence.  In  that  and  in  their  keen  love 
of  justice,  they  reflect  the  gentle  manliness  of  their 
author. 

Lover  is  at  his  best  and  his  worst  in  his  very  un- 
equal short  stories.  In  the  former  category  stand  the 
inimitable  "  Barny  O'Reirdon,  the  Navigator,"  "  The 
Gridiron,"  "The  White  Horse  of  the  Peppers," 
"  Paddy  the  Piper  "  (of  which  he  disclaims  full  credit 
as  the  author),  and  several  delicious  sketches  of  Irish 
coachmen,  ballad-singers,  waiters,  and  other  original 
characters.  "  Father  Roach,"  whose  story  he  tells 
both  in  prose  and  verse,  is  an  impossible  character,  as 
the  dramatic  incident  upon  which  the  tale  hinges,  the 
involuntary  self-betrayal,  outside  of  the  confessional, 
of  a  criminal  who  had  already  confessed  his  crime 
under  that  inviolable  seal  could  not  have  been  used  by 
the  priest  who  was  his  confidant  in  both  cases.  The 
priest's  supposed  assertion  that  "  the  bishop  of  the 
diocese  forwarded  a  statement  to  a  higher  quarter, 
which  procured  for  me  a  dispensation  as  regarded  the 


Introduction  xxix 

confessions  of  the  criminal;  and  I  was  handed  this 
instrument,  absolving  me  from  further  secrecy,  a  few 
days  before  the  trial "  —  is  contrary  to  all  the  laws 
and  traditions  of  the  Catholic  Church,  and  spoils  an 
otherwise  good  story. 

However,  the  single  tale  of  the  "  Gridiron,  or 
Paddy  Mullowney's  Travels  in  France,"  has  humour 
enough  to  redeem  a  whole  volume  of  inferior  stories. 
It  is  his  own  entirely,  in  conception  and  execution. 
The  extremely  simple  motif  is  sustained  throughout, 
and  Paddy  insists  upon  it  with  such  convincing  sin- 
cerity that  the  reader  is  compelled  to  agree  with  him 
that  the  Frenchmen  who  failed  to  lend  him  a  grid- 
iron, on  the  strength  of  his  three  magic  words, 
"  Parly  voo  Frongsay  ?  "  were  not  only  ignorant  of 
their  own  language  but  shamefully  inhospitable  as 
well.  He  and  his  compatriot,  Barny  O'Reirdon,  are 
worthy  of  Rabelais. 

HIS    SONGS    AND    POEMS 

Simplicity  was  the  dominant  characteristic  of 
Lover's  verse.  He  chose  no  complex  themes,  and 
nobody  will  ever  achieve  fame  or  fortune  by  found- 
ing "  Lover  Clubs "  for  the  interpretation  of  his 
poems.  In  his  preface  to  a  volume  of  his  poetical 
works,  reproduced  in  this  edition,  he  demonstrates 
briefly  and  clearly  his  theory  of  song-writing  and 
explains  some  apparent  literary  defects  in  his  own 
work  by  showing  that  poetical  had  occasionally  to 
give  way  to  musical  expression  when  the  first  object 
was  to  make  a  song  j  and  that,  with  him,  was  always 
the  first  object. 


xxx  Introduction 

Among  the  songs,  numbering  nearly  three  hundred, 
in  that  collection  are  lyrics  of  love,  humour,  and 
pathos,  together  with  a  few  political  and  "  occa- 
sional." The  best  belong  to  the  first  three  classes. 
Those  of  the  others  are  fair  of  their  kind,  which 
is  not  a  very  high  kind,  being,  indeed,  no  better 
than  if  they  had  been  written  to  order  by  the 
average  Laureate. 

Even  the  reader  fairly  familiar  with  Irish  poetry 
is  surprised  to  find  how  many  songs  popular  to  this 
day  are  from  the  prolific  pen  of  Lover,  such  as  "  The 
Low-Back'd  Car,"  "Molly  Bawn,"  "The  Whis- 
tling Thief,"  "  "Barney  O'Hea,"  "The  Four- 
Leaved  Shamrock,"  and  nearly  a  score  of  others.  It 
is  not  unreasonable  to  infer  that  their  long  life 
proves  their  high  merit.  "  Rory  O'More,"  of 
course,  is  known  to  all  the  world,  and  the  beauti- 
ful songs,  "The  Angel's  Whisper"  and  "What 
Will  You  Do,  Love  ? "  bear  an  appeal  to  the 
human  affections  that  will  find  response  in  every 
heart. 

It  is  not  every  poet  who  can  blend  humour  and 
tenderness  so  exquisitely  that  neither  shall  suffer  by 
the  union.  The  absolute  delicacy  of  Lover's  humor- 
ous love  poems  is  unparalleled  in  this  or  any  other 
language.  Percy's  "  Reliques  "  reflect  the  coarseness 
of  their  age.  Burns  smirched  his  pages  with  Rabe- 
laisian grossness,  and  English  bards,  from  Chaucer  to 
Byron,  have  done  the  same.  Even  Moore  affected 
the  Anacreontic,  happily  with  little  success,  in  his 
youthful  flights.  Irish  writers  of  prose  and  verse 
are  almost  always  free  from  any  uncleanness.  Their 


Introduction  xxxi 

literature  is  as  pure  as  that  of  America.  Lover's 
wooer,  whether  it  be  Rory  O'More,  or  Barney,  or 
the  Dying  Solcfier,  or  Lanty  Leary,  is  gay  as  only 
an  Irish  lover  can  be  —  the  only  one,  it  is  said  by 
his  rivals,  who  can  meet  a  woman's  wiles  with  a 
wit  as  nimble  as  her  own.  Lover  has  drawn  him 
to  the  life,  with  his  national  heritage  of  good  humour, 
so  much  more  precious  than  the  belauded  Hope  in 
Pandora's  box,  which  must  have  lost  a  good  deal  of 
its  saving  salt  by  association  with  gloomy  company  in 
that  ill-omened  casket. 

Lover's  preface  to  the  fifth  edition  of  his  poems 
points  out  that  "  every  song  in  this  collection  was 
not  only  made  for  singing,  but  has  been  sung."  He 
himself,  says  Symington,  had  a  voice  which  "  was 
slight,  but  powerful  in  its  effect,  from  being  very 
sweetly  modulated,  clearly  articulated,  expressive,  and 
true."  The  same  author  tells  of  how  Lover  was 
moved  by  his  own  music,  and  that  the  tears  trickled 
down  his  cheek  on  one  occasion  in  his  own  house 
as  he  sang  the  "Angel's  Whisper"  —which  recalls 
a  story  showing  how  the  ludicrous  touches  elbows 
with  the  pathetic.  Authors  are  accustomed  to  re- 
ceiving compliments  that  are  not  always  compli- 
mentary ;  so  Lover  must  have  keenly  enjoyed  the 
admiration  which  Thalberg,  the  pianist,  expressed 
for  him  on  their  first  meeting,  as  the  author  of  "  Ze 
Angel's  Whistle" 

It  can  be  truly  said  of  Lover  that  he  lisped  in 
numbers.  When  he  was  so  small  that  he  had  to 
stand  upon  tiptoe  to  reach  the  piano  keys,  he  was 
found  trying  to  pick  out  the  notes  of  a  popular  tune. 


xxxii  Introduction 

Bernard,  who  tells  the  story,  notes  the  coincidence 
that  the  tune  which  attracted  the  infant  musician 

t  » 

was  Moore's  "  Will  you  come  to  the  Bower  ? " 
Lover  made  his  first  public  appearance  singing  one 
of  his  own  songs  at  a  dinner  in  honour  of  Moore, 
and  his  first  success  as  an  artist  was  gained  by  his 
portrait  of  Moore's  son,  Russell. 

Lover,  unlike  most  writers,  knew  what  was  his 
own  best  work,  as  did  his  readers.  He  chose  the 
name  of  its  hero  with  doubly  fine  discrimination : 
first,  as  that  of  a  national  idol,  him  of  the  battle-cry, 
"  For  God  and  Our  Lady  and  Rory  O'More,"  and 
secondly,  as  a  name  especially  musical.  The  long 
O,  beloved  of  singers,  with  the  liquid  consonants, 
R  and  M,  all  compact  of  melody,  made  "  Rory 
O'More "  a  title  to  charm  at  once  the  eye  and  the 
ear.  That  it  fascinated  its  author  is  evident  from 
the  fact  that  he  gave  it  first  to  a  song,  then  to  a 
story,  and  finally  to  a  play.  In  the  song  it  will  be 
noticed  that  he  uses  the  surname  indifferently  to 
rhyme  with  "sure "  and  " before,"  and  it  is  used 
with  either  pronunciation  in  the  native  vernacular. 
Note,  on  the  other  hand,  how  well  the  name  "  Lanty 
Leary  "  fits  the  light-hearted  roguish  "  divil  "  who 
lilts  his  love  vows  to  the  willing  but  doubting  ear 
of  his  inamorata.  He  will  follow  her,  an'  she  wish 
it,  over  the  hills  and  far  away,  and  back  again  to 
house  and  land  at  her  bidding,  just  as  an  Irishman 
should ;  and  when  she  puts  the  final  love-test  to 
him,  if  he  will  follow  her  to  the  grave  ?  he  answers, 
just  as  an  Irishman  of  his  fun-loving  nature  would : 
" '  Fait,  I  won't,'  says  Lanty  Leary."  In  the  su- 


Introduction  xxxiii 

preme  moment  Lanty  would  probably  outdo  the  most 
melancholy  of  your  romantic  lovers ;  but  so  long 
as  it .  is  only  an  imaginary  case,  he  sees  but  the 
fun  of  it,  and  so  laughs  and  wins,  where  another 
would  sigh  and  lose. 

Perhaps  the  happiest  blending  of  those  two  Irish 
characteristics  is  found  in  the  sad,  tender,  humorous, 
and  wholly  heart-stirring  ballad  of  "  The  Soldier," 
who  — 

"  Thought  of  kings  and  royal  quarrels, 

Ami  thought  of  glory,  without  a  smile  ; 
For  what  had  he  to  do  with  laurels  ? 

He  was  only  one  of  the  rank-and-file  !  " 

He  drinks  to  his  loved  one  and  consoles  himself 
with  the  reflection,  humorously  sincere  —  and  that 
is  very  Irish — that  she  "won't  be  a  widow  —  for 
why?  —  Ah  !  you  would  never  have  me,  vourneen." 

He  drinks  again,  to  his  beloved  native  land  from 
which  he  dies  far  away.  Then,  at  last,  "  the  pride 
that  guarded  his  manly  eye"  breaks  down  with  the 
vision  of  c<  heaven  and  home  and  his  true  love 
nigh,"- 

"  So  draining  his  little  cruiskeen, 
He  drank  to  his  cruel  colleen  ; 
To  the  Emerald  land  of  his  birth  — 
Then  lifeless  he  sank  to  the  earth, 
Brave  a  soldier  as  ever  was  seen!  " 

Ireland  may  have  poets  and  story-tellers  of  higher 
literary  rank  and  more  enduring  fame,  but  she  will 
never  have  one  more  true  and  tender  and  loyal  than 
Samuel  Lover. 

VOL.  L  — C 


CONTENTS 

PAGE 
Introduction v 

CHAPTER   I 

The  Cottage  of  Rory  O'More,  with  Scenery,  Machinery, 

Dresses  and  Decorations i 

CHAPTER   II 

Showing  how  a  Journey  may  be  performed  on  a  Grid- 
iron without  going  as  far  as  St.  Laurence  ....  15 

CHAPTER   III 

A  Peep  into  Ireland  Forty  Years  ago.  —  Hints  for  charg- 
ing Juries.  —  Every  Landlord  his  own  Lawgiver.  — 
Pride  of  Birth.  —  A  Jocular  Prince  on  Foot,  and  a 
Popular  Peer  on  Horseback 34 

CHAPTER  IV 

Journey  continued.  —  Desultory  Coach  Conversation,  in 
which  the  Liberty  of  "The  Press"  is  discussed, 
and  the  Thistle  declared  to  be  not  Indigenous  to 
Ireland.  —  Arguments  and  Coaches  liable  to  break 
down.  — Hints  for  keeping  Hounds,  etc.,  etc.  .  .  48 

CHAPTER  V 

Whisky  versus  Small-pox.  —  Ghibberish  versus  French. 
—  A  Secret  with  Two  Handles  to  it,  which  our 
Hero  and  his  Sister  lay  hold  of 66 


xxxvi  Contents 


CHAPTER   VI 

PACK 
In  which  a  Gentleman  writes   a   Letter   as    long   as   a 

Lady's 73 

CHAPTER   VII 
A  Man  of  Law  and  Physic 84 

CHAPTER   VIII 
"Britannia  rules  the  Waves" 99 

CHAPTER    IX 
The  Pretty  Girl  milking  her  Cow 1 1 1 

CHAPTER    X 

In  which  Rory  hears  and  sees  more  than  he  bargained 
for,  and  finds  in  the  Conclusion  the  Truth  of 
the  Proverb,  that  Providence  never  shuts  one  Door 
without  opening  another 123 

CHAPTER    XI 

Showing  that  One  Half  of  the  World  does  not  know 
how  the  Other  Half  lives ;  and  also,  that  Soft 
Words  can  bend  Hard  Iron,  though  they  do  not 
butter  Parsnips 146 

CHAPTER    XII 

"In  the  Dark  all  Cats  are  Grey."  —  Rory  becomes 
possessed  of  an  Important  Secret,  and  discloses  One 
in  Exchange 162 


Contents  xxxvii 

CHAPTER   XIII 

PAGE 
In  which  Rory  remembers  the  Old  Saying  of  "  Put  .that 

in  your  Pipe  and  smoke  it  " 175 

CHAPTER    XIV 

In  which  it  appears  that  One  Man's  Sin  may  prove  An- 
other Man's  Salvation 182 

CHAPTER    XV 
Being  a  Mixture  of  Romance  and  Reality 189 

CHAPTER    XVI 

An  "Irish"  Fair  with  only  "One"   Fight  in  it.  — De 
Welskein's     Metamorphoses.  —  Learned    Pigs.  — 

Roasted  Ducks. — Love  and   Murder,  etc.,  etc.      .      197 

I 

CHAPTER    XVII 
A  Moonlight  Meeting  $  with  One  too  Many    ....      225 

CHAPTER    XVIII 
Containing  a  Council  of  Love  and  a  Council  of  War     .      232 

CHAPTER   XIX 

Showing  that  Mothers  in  the  Country  contrive  to  marry 

their  Daughters,  the  same  as  Mothers  in  Town  .      .      238 

CHAPTER   XX 

In  which  Rory  O'More  proves  himself  to  be  a  Man  of 

Letters 243 


xxxviii  Contents 


CHAPTER    XXI 

PAG* 

In   which  Shan   Regan    and   Soldering    Solomon    give   a 

Touch    of   their    Quality,    and    Rory   undergoes   a 
Trial  of  Temper 253 

CHAPTER    XXII 
A  Trial  of  Temper,  and  a  Trial  By  Battle       .      .      .      .     263 

CHAPTER    XXIII 

Containing  De  Lacy's  Letter,  —  contrasting  the  Con- 
ditions of  Ireland  and  England 275 

CHAPTER    XXIV 

Showing  how  a   Gentleman   might  not   dress  himself  as 

he  pleased  Forty  Years  ago,  in  Ireland      .     .      .      .      282 

CHAPTER   XXV 

Showing  how  a  Pass  may  defend  a  Soldier,  as  well  as 
a  Soldier  defend  a  Pass ;  and  how  a  Man  in  Au- 
thority may  order  Sabres  for  One,  without  admir- 
ing Pistols  for  Two 289 

CHAPTER   XXVI 

A  Subterranean  Meeting.  —  The  Sudden  Appearance 
of  an  Unexpected  Agent,  threatening  the  Imprison- 
ment and  Death  of  De  Welskein  and  his  Party  .  .  299 

CHAPTER    XXVII 

De  Lacy  departs  for  France.  —  Rory  gives  a  Hint  for 
making  Good  Punch  ;  and  Scrubbs  proves  the 
Fallacy  of  the  Saying,  that  a  Man  finds  his  Warm- 
est Welcome  at  an  Inn 316 


Contents  xxxix 


CHAPTER   XXVIII 

PAG* 

Giving  an  Example  of  Magisterial  Severity  and  Mater- 
nal Tenderness 338 

CHAPTER   XXIX 

Showing  how  like  a  Gentleman  a   Tinker   is  when   he 

thinks  he  is  dying „     .     .      348 

CHAPTER    XXX 
Which  will  explain  itself 360 

CHAPTER    XXXI 

In  which  Rory  makes  his  First  Trip  to  Sea  a  Voyage  of 

Discovery 372 

CHAPTER    XXXII 

Containing   many  Sapient    Observations    on    Frenchmen 

and  Frigates,  English  Subjects,  Foreigners,  etc.  .     .      385 

CHAPTER    XXXIII 
Cupid  in  Paris 394 

CHAPTER   XXXIV 

• 
Showing  how  New  Enemies  arise  out  of  Old  Loves     .     .     401 

CHAPTER    XXXV 

Showing   how    Useful    Old    Love-Letters   are   in   Cold 

Weather 406 


xl  Contents 

CHAPTER   XXXVI 

PACK 
The  Disappointed  Enthusiast  cools  down,  and  Rory  falls 

into  a  Strange  Religious  Error ^  x 

CHAPTER    XXXVII 
A  Mysterious  Meeting 422 

CHAPTER    XXXVIII 

Containing  Solomon's  Examination  and  its  Results      .      .      430 

CHAPTER    XXXIX 

The  Attack  5  showing  how  different  is  the  Conduct  of 

Soldiers  and  Yeomanry,  in  the  Battle  and  after  it     435 

CHAPTER    XL 
In  which  Rory  seeks  his  Home  but  finds  it  not      .     .      .      455 

CHAPTER   XLI 

Joy  visits  the  House  of  Mourning,  but   does  not   seem 

to  like   her  Quarters 461 

CHAPTER   XLII 
Containing  an  Explanatory  Letter 467 

.  CHAPTER    XLIII 
Rory  indulges  in  Gloomy  Anticipations 472 

CHAPTER    XLIV 
The  Glorious  Privilege  of  Trial  by  Jury 475 


Contents  xli- 


CHAPTER   XLV 

PAGE 

Showing  how  the  Verdict  for  the  Hanging  of  One  pro- 
duces the  Banishment  of  Many 500 

CHAPTER    XLVI 

In    which    Rory    follows    De     Lacy's    Advice    and    his 

own  Inclinations 509 

CHAPTER   XLVII 

De  Lacy  muses  like  a  Gentleman  but  feels  like  a  Man  ; 
and  the  Reader  is  told  all  the  Author  can  tell  him, 
and  is  left  to  guess  the  Rest 522 


RORY  O'MORE 


CHAPTER   I 

THE    COTTAGE    OF    RORY    O*MORE,    WITH    SCENERY, 
MACHINERY,    DRESSES    AND    DECORATIONS 

IN  a  retired  district  of  the  South  of  Ireland,  near 
some  wild  hills  and  a  romantic  river,  a  small  by- 
road led  to  a  quiet  spot,  where,  at  the  end  of  a  little 
lane,  or  boreen,  which  was  sheltered  by  some  hazel- 
hedges,  stood  a  cottage  which  in  England  would  have 
been  considered  a  poor  habitation,  but  in  Ireland  was 
absolutely  comfortable,  when  contrasted  with  the 
wretched  hovels  that  most  of  her  peasantry  are 
doomed  to  dwell  in.  The  walls  were  only  built  of 
mud  —  but  then  the  door-way  and  such  windows  as 
the  cabin  had  were  formed  of  cut  stone,  as  was  the 
chimney,  which  last  convenience  is  of  rare  occurrence 
in  Irish  cabins,  a  hole  in  the  roof  generally  serving 
instead.  The  windows  were  not  glazed,  it  is  true, 
but  we  must  not  expect  too  much  gentility  on  this 
point ;  and  though  the  light  may  not  be  let  in  as 
much  as  it  is  the  intention  of  such  openings  to  do,  yet 
if  the  wind  be  kept  out,  the  Irish  peasant  may  be 
thankful.  A  piece  of  board  —  or,  as  Pat  says,  a 
wooden  pane  of  glass  —  may  occupy  one  square, 
while  its  neighbour  may  be  brown  paper,  ornamented 
inside,  perhaps,  with  a  ballad  setting  forth  how 
VOL.  i.  —  i 


2  Rory  0' More 

"  A  sailor  coorted  a  farmer's  daughther 
That  lived  convaynient  to  the  Isle  of  Man,** 

or,  may  be,  with  a  print  of  Saint  Patrick  banishing 
the  sarpents  —  or  the  Virgin  Mary  in  flaring  colours, 
that  one  might  take  for 

"  The  king's  daughther  a  come  to  town, 
•  With  a  red  petticoat  and  a  green  gownd." 

But  though  the  windows  were  not  glazed,  and 
there  was  not  a  boarded  floor  in  the  house,  yet  it  was 
a  snug  cottage.  Its  earthen  floors  were  clean  and 
dry,  its  thatched  roof  was  sound  :  the  dresser  in  the 
principal  room  was  well  furnished  with  delf;  there 
were  two  or  three  chairs  and  a  good  many  three- 
legged  stools — a  spinning-wheel,  that  sure  sign  of 
peace  and  good  conduct  —  more  than  one  iron  pot  — 
more  than  one  bed,  and  one  of  those  four-posted,  with 
printed  calico  curtains  of  a  most  resplendent  pattern  : 
there  was  a  looking-glass,  too,  in  the  best  bed-room, 
with  only  one  corner  broken  off,  and  only  three 
cracks  in  the  middle ;  and  that  further  damage  might 
not  be  done  to  this  most  valuable  piece  of  furniture 
—  most  valuable  I  say,  for  there  was  a  pretty  girl  in 
the  house  who  wanted  it  every  Sunday  morning  to  see 
that  her  bonnet  was  put  on  becomingly  before  she 
went  to  chapel;  —  that  no  further  damage  might  be 
done,  I  say,  this  inimitable  looking-glass  was  imbedded 
in  the  wall,  with  a  frame-work  of  mortar  round  it, 
tastefully  ornamented  with  cross-bars,  done  by  the 
adventurous  hand  of  Rory  O'More  himself,  who  had 
a  genius  for  handling  a  trowel.  This  came  to  him  by 
inheritance,  for  his  father  had  been  a  mason  ;  which 
accounts  for  the  cut-stone  door-way,  windows,  and 
chimney  of  the  cottage,  that  Rory's  father  had  built 
for  himself.  But  when  I  say  Rory  had  a  genius  for 
handling  a  trowel,  I  do  not  mean  to  say  he  followed 


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the  trade  of  his  father  —  he  did  not, —  it  was  a  gift 
of  nature  which  Rory  left  quite  unencumbered  by  any 
trammels  of  art ;  for  as  for  line  and  rule,  these  were 
beneath  Rory's  consideration  ;  this  the  setting  of  the 
glass  proved  —  for  there  was  no  attempt  at  either  the 
perpendicular,  the  horizontal,  or  the  plane ;  and  from 
the  last  being  wanting,  the  various  portions  of  the 
glass  presented  different  angles,  so  that  it  reflected  a 
very  distorted  image  of  every  object,  and  your  face, 
if  you  would  believe  the  glass,  was  as  crooked  as  a 
ram's  horn  —  which  I  take  to  be  the  best  of  all  com- 
parisons for  crookedness.  Mary  O'More,  however, 
though  as  innocent  a  girl  as  any  in  the  country,  did 
not  believe  that  her  face  was  very  crooked  :  it  was 
poor  Rory  who  principally  suffered,  for  he  was  con- 
tinually giving  himself  most  uncharitable  gashes  in 
shaving,  which  Rory  attributed  to  the  razor,  when  in 
fact  it  was  the  glass  was  in  fault ;  for  when  he  fan- 
cied he  was  going  to  smooth  his  upper  lip,  the 
chances  were  that  he  was  making  an  assault  on  his 
nose,  or  cutting  a  slice  off  his  chin. 

But  this  glass  has  taken  up  a  great  deal  too  much 
time — which,  after  all,  is  not  uncommon:  when 
people  get  before  a  glass,  they  are  very  likely  to  lin- 
ger there  longer  than  they  ought. 

But  I  need  not  go  on  describing  any  more  about 
the  cottage,  —  nobody  wants  an  inventory  of  its  fur- 
niture, and  I  am  neither  an  auctioneer  nor  a  bailiff's 
keeper.  I  have  said  Rory's  father  was  a  mason. 
Now  his  mother  was  a  widow  —  argal  (as  the  grave- 
digger  hath  it),  his  father  was  dead.  Poor  O'More, 
after  laying  stones  all  his  life,  at  last  had  a  stone  laid 
over  him  ;  and  Rory,  with  filial  piety,  carved  a  cruci- 
fix upon  it,  surmounted  by  the  letters  I.  H.  S.  and 
underneath  this  inscription  :  — 

"  Pray  for  the  sowl  of  Rory  O'More  ;  Requiescat 
in  pace." 


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Rory  O'More 


This  inscription  was  Rory's  first  effort  in  sepulchral 
sculpture,  and,  from  his  inexperience  in  the  art,  it 
presented  a  ludicrous  appearance  :  for,  from  the  im- 
portance Rory  attached  to  his  father's  soul  —  or,  as 
he  had  it,  sow! — he  wished  to  make  the  word  parti- 
cularly conspicuous ;  but,  in  doing  this,  he  cut  the 
letters  so  large  that  he  did  not  leave  himself  room  to 
finish  the  word,  and  it  became,  divided — the  word 
requiescat  became  also  divided  :  the  inscription,  there- 
fore, stood  as  follows  :  — 


You  were  thus  called  on  to  pray  for  the  Sow  in  one 
corner  while  the  CAT  was  conspicuous  in  the  other. 

Such  was  Rory's  first  attempt  in  this  way,  and 
though  the  work  has  often  made  others  smile,  poor 
Rory's  tears  had  moistened  every  letter  of  it,  and 
this  humble  tombstone  was  garlanded  with  as  much 
affection  as  the  more  costly  ones  of  modern  Pere  La- 
Chaise  :  and  though  there  were  none  who  could  read 
who  did  not  laugh  at  the  absurdity,  yet  they  regarded 


Rory  0' More 


Rory's  feelings  too  much  to  let  him  be  a  witness  of 
such  mirth.  Indeed  Rory  would  have  resented  with 
indignation  the  attempt  to  make  the  grave  of  his 
father  the  subject  of  laughter;  for  in  no  country  is 
the  hallowed  reverence  for  father  and  mother  more 
observed  than  in  Ireland. 

Besides,  Rory  was  not  a  little  proud  of  his  name. 
He  was  taught  to  believe  there  was  good  blood  in  his 
veins,  and  that  he  was  descended  from  the  O'Mores 
of  Leinster.  Then,  an  old  schoolmaster  in  the  dis- 
trict, whose  pupil  Rory  had  been,  was  constantly  re- 
counting to  him,  the  glorious  deeds  of  his  progenitors 

—  or,  as  he  called  them,  his  "  owld  anshint  anshisthers 
in  the  owld  anshint  times,"  —  and  how  he  should  never 
disgrace  himself  by  doing  a  dirty  turn.     "  Not  that  I 
ever  seen  the  laste  sign  iv  it  in  you,  ma  bouckal,  — 
but  there's  no  knowin'.     And  sure  the  divil 's  busy 
wid  us  sometimes,  and  dales  in  timtayshins,  and  lays 
snares   for  us,  all  as  one  as  you  'd  snare  a  hare  or 
ketch   sparrows   in  a   thrap ;    and    who  can   tell  the 
minit  that  he  might  be  layin'   salt  on  your  tail  on- 
knownst  to  you,  if  you  wornt  smart  ?  —  and  therefore 
be  always  mindful   of  your  anshisthers,  that  wor  of 
the  highest  blood  in  Ireland,  and  in  one  of  the  high- 
est places  in  it  too,  Dunamaise  —  I  mane  the  rock  of 
Dunamaise,  and  no  less.      And  there  is  where  Rory 
O'More,  king  of  Leinsther,  lived  in  glory  time  out 
o'  mind  ;  and  the  Lords  of  the  Pale  darn't  touch  him 

—  and   pale  enough  he  made  them  often,  I  go  bail ; 

—  and  there  he  was,  —  like  an  aigle  on  his  rock,  and 
the  dirty  English  afeard  o'  their  lives  to  go  within 
mrles  iv  him,  and  he  shut  up  in  his  castle  as  stout  as 
a  ram." 

In  such  rhodomontade  used  Phelim  O'Flanagan  to 
flourish  away,  and  delight  the  ears  of  Rory  and  Mary, 
and  the  widow's  no  less.  Phelim  was  a  great  char- 


Rory  O'More 


acter :  he  wore  a  scratch  wig  that  had  been  built 
somewhere  about  the  year  One,  and  from  its  appear- 
ance might  justify  the  notion  that  Phelim's  wig-box 
was  a  dripping-pan.  He  had  a  pair  of  spectacles, 
which  held  their  place  upon  his  nose  by  taking  a 
strong  grip  of  it,  producing  thereby  a  snuffling  pro- 
nunciation, increased  by  his  taking  of  snuff:  indeed, 
so  closely  was  his  proboscis  embraced  by  this  primi- 
tive pair  of  spectacles,  that  he  could  not  have  his 
pinch  of  snuff  without  taking  them  off,  as  they  com- 
pletely blockaded  the  passage.  They  were  always 
stuck  low  down  on  his  nose,  so  that  he  could  see 
over  them  when  he  wished  it,  and  this  he  did  for  all 
distant  objects ;  while  for  reading  he  was  obliged  to 
throw  his  head  back  to  bring  his  eyes  to  bear  through 
the  glasses;  and  this,  forcing  the  rear  of  his  wig 
downwards  on  the  collar  of  his  coat,  shoved  it  for- 
ward on  his  forehead,  and  stripped  the  back  of  his 
pate  :  in  the  former  case,  his  eyes  were  as  round  as 
an  owl's ;  and  in  the  other,  closed  nearly  into  the  ex- 
pression of  disdain,  or  at  least  of  great  consequence. 
His  coat  was  of  grey  frieze,  and  his  nether  garment 
of  buckskin,  equalling  the  polish  of  his  wig,  and  sur- 
passing that  of  his  shoes,  which  indeed  were  not 
polished,  except  on  Sunday,  or  such  occasions  as  the 
priest  of  the  parish  was  expected  to  pay  his  school  a 
visit,  —  and  then  the  polish  was  produced  by  the 
brogues  being  greased^  so  that  the  resemblance  to  the 
wig  was  more  perfect.  Stockings  he  had,  after  a 
sort ;  that  is  to  say,  he  had  woollen  cases  for  his  legs, 
but  there  were  not  any  feet  to  them ;  they  were 
stuffed  into  the  shoe  to  make  believe,  and  the  deceit 
was  tolerably  well  executed  in  front,  where  Phelim  had 
them  under  his  eye;  but,  like  Achilles,  he  was  vul- 
nerable in  the  heel — indeed,  worse  off  than  that 
renowned  hero,  for  he  had  only  one  heel  unprotected, 


Rory  O'More  7 

while  poor  Phelim  had  both.  On  Monday,  Tuesday, 
and  Wednesday,  Phelim  had  a  shirt  —  you  saw  he 
had ;  but  towards  the  latter  end  of  the  week,  from 
the  closely-buttoned  coat,  and  the  ambuscade  of  a 
spotted  handkerchief  round  his  neck,  there  was 
ground  for  suspicion  that  the  shirt  was  under  the 
process  of  washing,  that  it  might  be  ready  for  service 
on  Sunday ;  when,  at  mass,  Phelim's  shirt  was  always 
at  its  freshest. 

There  was  a  paramount  reason,  to  be  sure,  why 
Phelim  sported  a  clean  shirt  in  chapel  on  Sunday :  he 
officiated  as  clerk  during  the  service,  —  or,  as  it  would 
be  said  amongst  the  peasantry,  he  u  sarved  mass  j  "  and 
in  such  a  post  of  honour,  personal  decency  is  indis- 
pensable. In  this  service  he  was  assisted  by  a  couple 
of  boys,  who  were  the  head  of  his  school,  and  en- 
joyed great  immunities  in  consequence,  [n  the  first 
place,  they  were  supposed,  from  virtue  or  the  dignity 
to  which  they  were  advanced,  to  understand  more 
Latin  than  any  of  the  rest  of  the  boys;  and  from  the 
necessity  of  their  being  decently  clad,  they  were  of 
course  the  sons  of  the  most  comfortable  farmers  in 
the  district,  who  could  afford  the  luxury  of  shoes  and 
stockings  to  their  children,  to  enable  them  to  act  as 
acolytes.  The  boys  themselves  seemed  to  like  the 
thing  well  enough,  as  their  frequent  passing  and  re- 
passing  behind  the  priest  at  the  altar,  with  various 
genuflexions,  gave  them  a  position  of  importance 
before  the  neighbours  that  was  gratifying ;  and  they 
seemed  to  be  equally  pleased  up  to  one  point,  and  to 
proceed  in  perfect  harmony  until  the  ringing  of  a 
little  bell,  and  that  was  the  signal  for  a  fight  between 
them:  —  when  I  say  fight,  I  do  not  mean  that  they 
boxed  each  other  before  (or  rather  behind)  the  priest, 
but  to  all  intents  and  purposes  there  was  a  struggle 
who  should  get  the  bell,  as  that  seemed  the  grand 


8  Rory  O'More 

triumph  of  the  day ;  and  the  little  bell  certainly  had  a 
busy  time  of  it,  for  the  boy  that  had  it  seemed  endued 
with  a  prodigious  accession  of  devotion  ;  and  as  he  bent 
himself  to  the  very  earth,  he  rattled  the  bell  till  it 
seemed  choking  with  its  superabundant  vibration  j 
while  the  Christianity  of  his  brother  acolyte  seemed  to 
suffer  in  proportion  to  the  piety  of  his  rival,  for  he 
did  not  bow  half  so  low,  and  was  looking  with  a 
sidelong  eye  and  sulky  mouth  at  his  victorious 
coadjutor. 

As  for  Phelim,  his  post  of  honour  was  robing  and 
unrobing  the  priest  before  the  altar;  for  in  the 
humble  little  chapel  where  all  this  was  wont  to  occur 
there  was  no  vestry — the  priest  was  habited  in  his 
vestments  in  the  presence  of  his  congregation.  But 
Phelim's  grand  triumph  seemed  to  be,  his  assisting 
his  clergy  in  sprinkling  the  flock  with  holy  water. 
This  was  done  by  means  of  a  large  sprinkling-brush, 
which  the  priest  dipped  from  time  to  time  in  a  vessel 
of  holy  water  which  Phelim  held,  and  waving  it  to 
the  right  and  left,  cast  it  over  the  multitude.  For 
this  purpose,  at  a  certain  period,  the  little  gate  of  a 
small  area  railed  round  the  altar  was  opened,  and 
forth  stepped  the  priest,  followed  by  Phelim  bearing 
the  holy  water.  Now  it  happened  that  the  vessel 
which  held  it  was  no  other  than  a  bucket.  I  do  not 
mean  this  irreverently,  for  holy  water  would  be  as 
holy  in  a  bucket  as  in  a  golden  urn  ;  but,  God  for- 
give me !  I  could  not  help  thinking  it  rather  queer  to 
see  Phelim  bearing  this  great  bucket  of  water,  with  a 
countenance  indicative  of  the  utmost  pride  and  impor- 
tance, following  the  priest,  who  advanced  through  the 
crowd,  that  opened  and  bowed  before  him  as  his 
reverence  ever  and  anon  turned  round,  popped  his 
sprinkling-brush  into  the  water,  and  slashed  it  about 
right  and  left  over  his  flock,  that  courted  the  shower, 


Rory  O'More  9 

and  were  the  happier  the  more  they  were  wet.  Poor 
people !  if  it  made  them  happy,  where  was  the  harm 
of  it  ?  A  man  is  not  considered  unworthy  of  the 
blessings  of  the  constitution  of  Great  Britain  by  get- 
ting wet  to  the  skin  in  the  pelting  rain  of  the  equinox; 
and  I  cannot,  nor  ever  could,  see,  why  a  few  drops 
of  holy  water  should  exclude  him.  But  hang  philo- 
sophy !  what  has  it  to  do  with  a  novel  ? 

Phelim,  like  a  great  many  other  hedge-schoolmas- 
ters, held  his  rank  in  the  Church  of  Rome  from  his 
being  able  to  mumble  some  scraps  of  Latin,  which 
being  the  only  language  his  Sable  Majesty  does  not 
understand,  is  therefore  the  one  selected  for  the  cele- 
bration of  the  mass.  How  a  prince  of  his  importance 
could  be  so  deficient  in  his  education,  may  well 
create  surprise,  particularly  as  he  is  so  constant  an 
inmate  of  our  universities. 

Phelim's  Latin,  to  be  sure,  could  scarcely  "  shame 
the  d — 1,"  though  certainly  it  might  have  puzzled 
him.  It  was  a  barbarous  jargon,  and  but  for  knowing 
the  phrases  he  meant  to  say,  no  one  could  compre- 
hend him.  Spiritu  tuo,  was  from  his  mouth,  "  Sper- 
chew  chew  o,"  and  so  on.  Nevertheless,  it  was  not 
in  chapel  alone  that  Phelim  sported  his  Latin  —  nor 
in  his  school  either,  where,  for  an  additional  twopence 
a-week,  he  inducted  his  scholars  into  the  mysteries  of 
the  classics  (and  mysteries  might  they  well  be  called), 
—  but  even  in  his  social  intercourse,  he  was  fond  of 
playing  the  pedant  and  astonishing  the  vulgar  ;  and 
as  poaching  piscators  throw  medicated  crumbs  into 
the  waters  where  they  fish,  so  Phelim  flung  about  his 
morsels  of  Latin  to  catch  his  gudgeons.  Derivations 
were  his  fort ;  and  after  elucidating  something  in  that 
line,  he  always  said,  "  Derry  wather,"  and  took  snuff 
with  an  air  of  sublimity.  Or,  if  he  overcame  an 
antagonist  in  an  argument,  which  was  seldom  the 


io  Rory  0' More 

case,  because  few  dared  to  engage  with  him,  —  but, 
when  any  individual  was  rash  enough  to  encountet 
Phelim,  he  always  slaughtered  him  with  big  words,  and 
instead  of  addressing  his  opponent,  he  would  turn  to 
the  company  present  and  say,  "  I^ow,  I  '11  make  yiz 
all  sinsible  to  a  demonstheration  ;  "  and  then,  after  he 
had  held  them  suspended  in  wonder  for  a  few  minutes 
at  the  jumble  of  hard  words  which  neither  he  nor  they 
understood,,  he  would  look  round  the  circle  with  a 
patronising  air,  saying,  "You  persaive  —  Q.  E.  D. 
what  was  to  be  demonstherated  !  " 

This  always  finished  the  argument  in  the  letter, 
but  not  in  the  spirit ;  for  Phelim,  though  he  secured 
silence,  did  not  produce  persuasion  :  his  adversary 
often  kept  his  own  opinion,  but  kept  it  a  secret  too, 
as  long  as  Phelim  was  present ;  "  for  how,"  as  they 
themselves  said  when  his  back  was  turned,  "  could  it 
be  expected  for  them  to  argufy  with  him  when  he 
took  to  discoorsin  them  out  o'  their  common  sense  ? 

—  and  the  hoighth  o'  fine  language  it  sartainly  was 

—  but  sure  it  wouldn't  stand  to  raison."      How  many  a 
speech     in    higher    places  is     worthy  of    the    same 
commentary  ! 

Perhaps  I  have  lingered  too  long  in  detailing  these 
peculiarities  of  Phelim  ;  but  he  was  such  an  original, 
that  a  sketch  of  him  was  too  great  a  temptation  to  be 
resisted  ;  besides,  as  he  is  about  to  appear  immedi- 
ately, I  wished  the  reader  to  have  some  idea  of  the 
sort  of  person  he  was. 

The  evening  was  closing  as  Phelim  O'Flanagan 
strolled  up  the  boreen  leading  to  the  widow  O'More's 
cottage.  On  reaching  the  house  he  saw  the  widow 
sitting  at  the  door  knitting. 

"  God  save  you,  Mrs.  O'More  !  "  said  Phelim. 

u  God  save  you  kindly  !  "  answered  the  widow. 

"Faith,  then,  it's   yourself  is   the    industherouj 


Rory  0' More  n 

woman,  Mrs.  O'More,  for  it  is  working  you  are  airly 
and  late  :  and  to  think  of  your  being  at  the  needles 
now,  and  the  evenin'  closin'  in  !  " 

"  Oh,  I  don't  call  this  work,"  said  the  widow  :  "  it 
is  only  jist  to  have  something  to  do,  and  not  be  lost 
with  idleness,  that  I  'm  keepin'  my  hands  goin'." 

"  And  your  eyes  too,  'faith  —  and  God  spare  them 
to  you." 

"  Amin,  dear,"  said  the  widow. 

"  And  where  is  the  colleen,  that  she  is  n't  helpin'you?" 

"  Oh,  she  's  jist  gone  beyant  the  meadow  there,  to 
cut  nettles  for  the  chickens  —  she  '11  be  in  in  a  minit. 
Won't  you  sit  down,  Mr.  O'Flanagan?  — you  'd  bet- 
ther  dhraw  a  sate." 

"  I  'm  taller  standin',  Mrs.  O'More,  —  thank  you 
all  the  same,  ma'am.  And  where  would  Rory  be  ?  " 

"  Why,  indeed,  the  Scholar  wint  out  shootin',  and 
Rory  wint  wid  him.  —  It 's  fond  of  the  sport  he  is, 
Mr.  O'Flanagan,  as  you  know." 

"  Thrue  for  you,  ma'am  ;  it 's  hard  if  I  would  n't, 
when  I  sot  over  him  for  five  years  and  betther ;  and 
hard  it  was  to  keep  him  undher  !  for  he  was  always 
fond  o'  sport." 

u  But  not  the  taste  o'  vice  in  him,  Phelim  dear," 
said  the  mother. 

u  No,  no,  Mrs.  O'More,  by  no  manes — nothing 
but  heart  and  fun  in  him  ;  but  not  the  sign  o'  mis- 
chief. And  why  would  n't  he  like  to  go  a  start  with 
the  young  gintleman  a-shootin'  ?  —  the  dog  and  the 
gun  is  tempting  to  man  ever  since  the  days  o'  Vargil 
himself,  who  says  with  great  beauty  and  discrimina- 
tion, Anna  virumque  cano  :  which  manes, c  Arms,  men, 
and-  dogs,'  which  is  three  things  that  always  goes 
\ogither  since  the  world  began." 

"  Think  o'  that  now  !  "  said  the  widow  :  "  and  sc 
Vargo  used  to  go  shootin'  !  " 


12  Rory  O'More 

"  Not  exactly,  Mrs.  O'More,  my  dear  :  besides  the 
man's  name  was  not  Vargo,  but  Vargil.  Vargo, 
Mrs.  O'More,  manes  the  Vargin." 

"  God  forgi'  me  !  "  said  the  widow  ;  u  is  it  the 
blessed  Vargin  I  said  wint  shootin'  ?  "  and  she 
crossed  herself. 

"No,  Mrs.  O'More,  my  dear — by  no  manes. 
Vargo  manes  only  vargin ;  which  is  not  blessed, 
without  you  join  it  with  something  else.  But  Vargil 
was  the  man's  name  ;  he  was  a  great  Roman  pote." 

"  Oh,  the  darlin'  !  "  said  the  widow;  "  and  was  he 
a  Roman  ?  " 

"Not  as  you  mane  it,  Mrs.  O'More,  my  dear;  he 
was  not  a  good  Catholic  —  and  more  's  the  pity,  and 
a  sore  loss  to  him  !  But  he  did  n't  know  betther,  for 
they  were  lost  in  darkness  in  them  days,  and  had  not 
the  knowledge  of  uz.  But  whin  I  say  he  was  a 
Roman,  I  mane  he  was  of  that  famous  nation  —  (and 
tarin'  fellows  they  wor!) — Romanl  popuii,  as  we 
say,  his  nativity  being  cast  in  Mantua,  which  is  a 
famous  port  of  that  counthry,  you  persaive,  Mrs. 
O'More." 

Here  Mrs.  O'More  dropped  her  ball  of  worsted  : 
and  Phelim,  not  wishing  a  word  of  his  harangue  to  be 
lost,  waited  till  the  widow  was  reseated  and  in  a  state 
of  attention  again. 

"  Mantua,  1  say,  Mrs.  O'More,  a  famous  port  of 
the  Romani  populi — the  port  of  Mantua — which 
retains  to  this  day  the  honour  of  Vargil's  nativity 
bein'  cast  in  that  same  place,  you  persaive,  Mrs. 
O'More." 

"  Yis,  yis,  Mr.  O'Flanagan,  I  'm  mindin'  you,  sir. 
Oh,  what  a  power  o'  larnin'  you  have !  Well, 
well,  but  it 's  wondherful  !  — and  sure  I  never  heerd 
afore  of  any  one  bein'  born  in  a  portmantia." 

"  Oh  !  ho,  ho,  ho  !  Mrs.  O'More  !     No,  my  dear 


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ma'am,"  said  Phelim,  laughing,  "I  didn't  say* he 
was  born  in  a  portmantia  :  I  said  the  port  of  Mantua, 
which  was  a  territorial  possession,  or  domain,  as  I 
may  say,  of  the  Romani  populi,  where  Vargil  had  his 
nativity  cast,  —  that  is  to  say,  was  born." 

"  Dear,  dear !  what  knowledge  you  have,  Mr. 
O'Flanagan  !  —  and  no  wondher  you  'd  laugh  at  me  ! 
But  sure,  no  wondher  at  the  same  time,  when  I 
thought  you  wor  talkin'  of  a  portmantia,  that  I  would 
wondher  at  a  child  bein'  sent  into  the  world  in  that 
manner." 

"Quite  nath'ral,  Mrs.  O'More,  my  dear  —  quite 
nath'ral,"  said  Phelim. 

"  But  can  you  tell  me " 

"  To  be  sure  I  can,"  said  Phelim  :  "  what  is  it  ?  " 

u  I  mane,  would  you  tell  me,  Mr.  O'Flanagan,  is 
that  the  place  portmantias  comes  from  ?  " 

"  Why,  indeed,  Mrs.  O'More,  it  is  likely,  from  the 
derrywation,  that  it  is :  but,  you  see,  these  is  small 
thrifles  o'  history  that  is  not  worth  the  while  o'  great 
min  to  notice ;  and  by  raison  of  that  same  we  are  left 
to  our  own  conjunctures  in  sitch  matthers." 

"  Dear,  dear  !  Well  —  but,  sir,  did  that  gintle- 
man  you  wor  talkin'  about  go  a  shootin'  —  that  Mr. 
Varjuice  ?  " 

"Vargil,  Mrs.  O'More — Var-gil,"  said  Phelim, 
with  authority. 

"  I  beg  his  pard'n  and  yours,  sir." 

"  No  offince,  Mrs.  O'More.  Why,  ma'am,  as  for 
goin  shootin',  he  did  not  —  and  for  various  raisons  : 
guns  was  scarce  in  thim  times,  and  gunpowdher  was 
not  in  vogue,  but  was,  by  all  accounts,  atthributed 
to  Friar  Bacon  posteriorly." 

"  Oh,  the  dirty  divils  !  "  said  the  widow,  "  to  fry 
their  bacon  with  gunpowdher — that  bates  all  I  ever 
heerd." 


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Phelim  could  not  help  laughing  outright  at  the 
widow's  mistake,  and  was  about  to  explain,  but  she 
was  a  little  annoyed  at  being  laughed  at,  and  Rory 
O'iMore  and  the  Scholar,  as  he  was  called,  having  re- 
turned at  the  moment,  she  took  the  opportunity  of 
retiring  into  the  house,  and  left  Phelim  and  his  expla- 
nation and  the  sportsmen  altogether. 


CHAPTER   II 

SHOWING  HOW  A  JOURNEY  MAY  BE  PERFORMED  ON 
A  GRIDIRON  WITHOUT  GOING  AS  FAR  AS  ST. 
LAURENCE 

THE  arrival  of  Rory   O'More  and  the  Scholar 
having  put  an  end  to  the  colloquy  of  the  widow 
and  Phelim  O'Flanagan,  the  reader  may  as  well  be 
informed,  during  the  pause,  who  the  person  is  already 
designated  under  the  title  of  "  the  Scholar." 

It  was  some  weeks  before  the  opening  of  our  story 
that  Rory  O'More  had  gone  to  Dublin,  for  the 
transaction  of  some  business  connected  with  the 
lease  of  the  little  farm  of  the  widow  —  if  the  few 
acres  she  held  might  be  dignified  with  that  name. 
There  was  only  some  very  subordinate  person  on  the 
spot  to  whom  any  communication  on  the  subject 
could  be  made,  for  the  agent,  following  the  example 
of  the  lord  of  the  soil,  was  an  absentee  from  the 
property  as  well  as  his  employer  ;  —  the  landlord  resid- 
ing principally  in  London,  though  deriving  most  of 
his  income  from  Ireland,  and  the  agent  living  in 
Dublin,  making  half-yearly  visits  to  the  tenantry, 
who  never  saw  his  face  until  he  came  to  ask  them 
for  .their  rents.  As  it  happened  that  it  was  in  the 
six  months'  interregnum  that  the  widow  wished  to 
arrange  about  her  lease,  she  sent  her  son  to  Dublin 
for  the  purpose  — "  For  what 's  the  use,"  said  she, 
"  of  talking  to  that  fellow  that 's  down  here,  who  can 


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never  give  you  a  straight  answer,  but  goes  on  with  his 
gosther,  and  says  he  '11  write  about  it,  and  will  have 
word  for  you  next  time ;  and  so  keeps  you  goin' 
hither  and  thither,  and  all  the  time  the  thing  is  just 
where  it  was  before,  and  never  comes  to  any  thing  ? 
—  So  Rory,  dear,  in  God's  name  go  off  yourself  and 
see  the  agint  in  Dublin,  and  get  the  rights  o'  the 
thing  out  o'  his  own  mouth."  So  Rory  set  out  for 
Dublin,  not  without  plenty  of  cautions  from  his 
mother  to  take  care  of  himself  in  the  town,  for  she 
heard  it  was  "  the  dickens'  own  place ;  and  I  'm  towld 
they  're  sich  rogues  there,  that  if  you  sleep  with  your 
mouth  open,  they  '11  stale  the  teeth  out  o'  your 
head." 

"  Faix,  and  maybe  they  'd  find  me  like  a  weasel 
asleep  ;  "  answered  Rory  — "  asleep  with  my  eyes 
open  :  and  if  they  have  such  a  fancy  for  my  teeth, 
maybe,  it 's  in  the  shape  of  a  bite  they  'd  get  them." 
For  Rory  had  no  small  notion  of  his  own  sagacity. 

The  wonders  of  Dublin  gave  Rory,  on  his  return, 
wide  field  for  descanting  upon,  and  made  his  hearers 
wonder  in  turn.  But  this  is  not  the  time  nor  place 
to  touch  on  such  matters.  Suffice  it  here  to  say,  Rory 
transacted  his  business  in  Dublin  satisfactorily ;  and 
having  done  so,  he  mounted  his  outside  place  on  one 
of  the  coaches  from  town,  and  found  himself  beside  a 
slight,  pale,  but  rather  handsome  young  gentleman, 
perfectly  free  from  any  thing  of  that  repulsive  bearing 
which  sometimes  too  forcibly  marks  the  distinction 
between  the  ranks  of  parties  that  may  chance  to  meet 
in  such  promiscuous  society  as  that  which  a  public 
conveyance  huddles  together.  He  was  perfectly 
accommodating  to  his  fellow-travellers  while  they 
were  shaking  themselves  down  into  their  places,  and 
on  the  journey  he  conversed  freely  with  Rory  on 
such  subjects  as  the  passing  occurrences  of  the  road 


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Suggested.  This  unaffected  conduct  won  him  ready 
esteem  and  liking  from  his  humble  neighbour,  as  in 
such  cases  it  never  fails  to  do :  but  its  effect  was 
heightened  by  the  contrast  which  another  passenger 
afforded,  who  seemed  to  consider  it  a  great  degrada- 
tion to  have  a  person  in  Rory's  condition  placed 
beside  him ;  and  he  spoke  in  an  offensive  tone  of 
remark  to  the  person  seated  at  the  other  side,  and 
quite  loud  enough  to  be  heard,  of  the  assurance  of 
the  lower  orders,  and  how  hard  it  was  to  make  low 
fellows  understand  how  to  keep  their  distance.  To 
all  this,  Rory,  with  a  great  deal  of  tact,  never  made 
any  reply,  and  to  a  casual  observer  would  have 
seemed  not  to  notice  it ;  but  to  the  searching  eye  of 
his  pale  companion,  there  was  the  quick  and  momen- 
tary quiver  of  indignation  on  the  peasant's  lip,  and  the 
compression  of  brow  that  denotes  pain  and  anger,  the 
more  acute  from  their  being  concealed.  But  an 
occasion  soon  offered  for  this  insolent  and  ill-bred 
fellow  to  make  an  open  aggression  upon  Rory,  which 
our  hero  returned  with  interest.  After  one  of  the 
stoppages  on  the  road  for  refreshment,  the  passengers 
resumed  their  places,  and  the  last  to  make  his  re- 
appearance was  this  bashaw.  On  getting  up  to  his 
seat,  he  said,  "  Where  's  my  coat  ?  " 

To  this  no  one  made  any  answer,  and  the  question 
was  soon  repeated  in  a  louder  tone  :  "  Where  's  my 
coat  ?  " 

u  Your  coat,  is  it,  sir  ?  "  said  the  coachman. 

"  Yes  —  my  coat ;  do  you  know  any  thing  of  it  ?  " 

"  No,  sir,"  said  the  coachman  :  "  maybe  you  took 
it  into  the  house  with  you." 

"'No,  I  did  not :   I  left  it  on  the  coach.  —  And  by 
the  bye,"  said  he,  looking  at  Rory,  "you  were  the 
only  person  who  did  not   quit  the  coach  —  did  you. 
take  it?" 
VOL.  i.— a 


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44  Take  what  ?  "  said  Rory,  with  a  peculiar  em- 
phasis and  intonation  on  the  what. 

"  My  coat,"  said  the  other,  with  extreme  effrontery. 

11 1  've  a  coat  o'  my  own,"  said  Rory,  with  great 
composure. 

"  That 's  not  an  answer  to  my  question,"  said  the 
other. 

"  I  think  you  ought  to  be  glad  to  get  so  quiet  an 
answer,"  said  Rory. 

"  I  think  so  too,"  said  the  pale  traveller. 

u  I  did  not  address  my  conversation  to  you,  sir," 
said  the  swaggering  gentleman. 

"  If  you  did,  sir,  you  should  have  been  lying  in  the 
middle  of  the  road,  now,"  was  the  taunting  rejoinder. 

At  this  moment,  a  waiter  made  his  appearance  at 
the  door  of  the  inn,  bearing  the  missing  coat  on  his 
arm  ;  and  handing  it  up  to  the  owner,  he  said,  "  You 
left  this  behind  you  in  the  parlour,  sir." 

The  effect  was  what  any  one  must  anticipate : 
indignant  eyes  were  turned  on  all  sides  upon  the 
person  making  so  wanton  an  aggression,  and  he  him- 
self seemed  to  stagger  under  the  evidence  against 
him.  He  scarcely  knew  what  to  do.  After  much 
stammering,  and  hemming  and  hawing,  he  took  the 
coat  from  the  waiter,  and  turning  to  Rory,  said,  "  I 
see  —  I  forgot  —  I  thought  that  I  left  it  on  the 
coach  ;  —  but  —  a I  see  't  was  a  mistake." 

u  Oh,  make  no  apologies,"  said  Rory  ;  "  we  were 
both  undher  a  mistake." 

"  How  both  ?  "  said  the  Don. 

"Why,  sir,"  said  Rory,  "you  mistuk  me  for  a 
thief,  and  I  mistuk  you  for  a  gintleman." 

The  swaggerer  could  not  rally  against  the  laugh  this 
bitter  repartee  made  against  him,  and  he  was  effectu- 
ally silenced  for  the  rest  of  the  journey. 

Indeed,  the    conversation   soon    slackened    on   all 


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sides,  for  it  began  to  rain ;  and  it  may  be  remarked, 
that  under  such  circumstances  travellers  wrap  up 
their  minds  and  bodies  at  the  same  time  j  and  once 
a  man  draws  his  nose  inside  the  collar  of  his  great- 
coat, it  must  be  something  much  above  the  average 
of  stage-coach  pleasantry  which  will  make  him  poke 
it  out  again  —  and  spirits  invariably  fall  as  umbrellas 
rise. 

But  neither  great-coats  nor  umbrellas  were  long 
proof  against  the  torrents  that  soon  fell,  for  these 
were  not  the  days  of  Macintosh  and  India  rubber. 

Have  you  ever  remarked,  that  on  a  sudden  dash  of 
rain  the  coachman  immediately  begins  to  whip  his 
horses  ?  So  it  was  on  the  present  occasion  ;  and  the 
more  it  rained,  the  faster  he  drove.  Splash  they  went 
through  thick  and  thin,  as  if  velocity  could  have  done 
them  any  good  ;  and  the  rain,  one  might  have  thought, 
was  vying  with  the  coachman,  —  for  the  faster  he 
drove,  the  faster  it  seemed  to  rain. 

At  last  the  passengers  seated  on  the  top  began  to 
feel  their  seats  invaded  by  the  flood  that  deluged  the 
roof  of  the  coach,  just  as  they  entered  a  town  where 
there  was  change  of  horses  to  be  made.  The  mo- 
ment the  coach  stopped,  Rory  O'More  jumped  off", 
and  said  to  the  coachman,  u  I  Ml  be  back  with  you 
before  you  go  ;  —  but  don't  start  before  I  come :  " 
and  away  he  ran  down  the  town. 

"  Faix,  that 's  a  sure  way  of  being  back  before  I 
go  ! "  said  the  driver  :  "  but  you  Jd  betther  not  delay, 
my  buck,  or  it 's  behind  I  '11  lave  you." 

While  change  was  being  made,  the  passengers  en- 
deavoured to  procure  wads  of  straw  to  sit  upon,  for 
the  wet  became  more  and  more  inconvenient ;  and  at 
last  all  was  ready  for  starting,  and  Rory  had  not  yet 
returned.  The  horn  was  blown,  and  the  coachman's 
patience  was  just  worn  out,  when  Rory  hove  in  sight, 


20  Rory  O'More 

splashing  his  way  through  the  middle  of  the  street, 
flourishing  two  gridirons  over  his  head. 

"  Here  I  am,"  said  he,  panting  and  nearly  ex- 
hausted :  "  'faith,  I  'd  a  brave  run  for  it  !  " 

"  Why,  thin,  what  the  dickens  do  you  want  here 
with  gridirons  ?  "  said  the  coachman. 

"Oh,  never  mind,"  said  Rory;  "jist  give  me  a 
wisp  o'  sthraw,  and  God  bless  you,"  said  he  to  one 
of  the  helpers  who  was  standing  by  ;  and  having  got 
it,  he  scrambled  up  the  coach,  and  said  to  his  pale 
friend,  "  Now,  sir,  we  '11  be  comfortable." 

"  I  don't  see  much  likelihood  of  it,"  said  his 
fellow-traveller. 

"  Why,  look  what  I  've  got  for  you,"  said  Rory. 

"  Oh,  that  straw  will  soon  be  sopped  with  rain,  and 
then  we  '11  be  as  badly  off  as  before." 

"  But  it 's  not  on  sthraw  I  'm  depindin',"  said  Rory  ; 
"  look  at  this  !  "  and  he  brandished  one  of  the  gridirons. 

"  I  have  heard  of  stopping  the  tide  with  a  pitch- 
fork," said  the  traveller,  smiling,  "  but  never  of 
keeping  out  rain  with  a  gridiron." 

"  'Faith,  thin,  I  '11  show  you  how  to  do  that  same," 
said  Rory.  "Here  —  sit  up  —  clap  this  gridiron 
undher  you^  and  you  '11  be  undker  wather  no  longer. 
Stop,  sir,  stay  a  minit  —  don't  sit  down  on  the  bare 
bars,  and  be  makin'  a  beefstake  o'  yourself;  here's 
a  wisp  o'  sthraw  to  put  betune  you  and  the  cowld  iron 
—  and  not  a  dhryer  sate  in  all  Ireland  than  the  same 
gridiron." 

The  young  traveller  obeyed,  and  while  he  admired 
the  ingenuity,  could  not  help  laughing  at  the  whimsi- 
cality, of  the  contrivance. 

"  You  see  I  Ve  another  for  myself,"  said  Rory, 
seating  himself  in  a  similar  manner  on  his  second 
gridiron  :  "  and  now,"  added  he,  "  as  far  as  the  sates 
is  consarned,  it  may  rain  till  doomsday." 


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Away  went  the  coach  again  ;  and  for  some  time 
after  resuming  the  journey,  the  young  traveller  was 
revolving  the  oddity  of  the  foregoing  incident  in  his 
mind,  and  led  by  his  train  of  thought  to  the  considera- 
tion of  national  characteristics,  he  came  to  the  con- 
clusion that  an  Irishman  was  the  only  man  under  the 
sun  who  could  have  hit  upon  so  strange  an  expedient 
for  relieving  them  from  their  difficulty.  He  was 
struck  not  only  by  the  originality  of  the  design  and 
the  promptness  of  the  execution,  but  also  by  the 
good-nature  of  his  companion  in  thinking  of  him 
on  the  occasion.  After  these  conclusions  had  passed 
through  his  own  mind,  he  turned  to  Rory,  and  said, 
"  What  was  it  made  you  think  of  a  gridiron  ?  " 
"  Why,  thin,  I  '11  tell  you,"  said  Rory.  "  I  prom- 
ised my  mother  to  bring  a  present  to  the  priest  from 
Dublin,  and  I  could  not  make  up  my  mind  rightly 
what  to  get  all  the  time  I  was  there.  I  thought  of  a 
pair  o'  top-boots ;  for  indeed,  his  reverence's  is  none 
of  the  best,  and  only  you  know  them  to  be  top-boots, 
you  would  not  take  them  to  be  top-boots,  bekase  the 
bottoms  has  been  put  in  so  often  that  the  tops  is  wore 
out  intirely,  and  is  no  more  like  top-boots  than  my 
brogues.  So  I  wint  to  a  shop  in  Dublin,  and  picked 
out  the  purtiest  pair  o'  top-boots  I  could  see; — whin 
I  say  purty,  I  don't  mane  a  flourishin'  c  taarin'  pair 
but  sitch  as  was  fit  for  a  priest,  a  respectable  pair  o' 
boots;  —  and  with  that,  I  pulled  out  my  good  money 
to  pay  for  thim,  whin  jist  at  that  minit,  remembering 
the  thricks  o'  the  town,  I  bethought  o'  myself,  and 
says  I,  c  I  suppose  these  are  the  right  thing  ? '  says  I 
to  the  man.  i  You  can  thry  them,'  says  he.  — '  How 
can  I  thry  them  ? '  says  I.  — '  Pull  them  on  you,'  says 
he.  —  'Throth,  an'  I'd  be  sorry,'  says  I,  'to  take 
sitch  a  liberty  with  thim,'  says  I.  — c  Why,  are  n't 
you  goin'  to  ware  thim  ? '  says  he.  — '  Is  it  me  ? '  says 


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I.  '  Me  ware  top-boots  ?  Do  you  think  it 's  talc  in. 
lave  of  my  sinses  I  am  ?'  says  I.  — ' Then  what  do 
you  want  to  buy  them  for?'  says  he.  —  'For  his 
reverence,  Father  Kinshela,'  says  I.  '  Are  they  the 
right  sort  for  him  ?  '  —  '  How  should  I  know  ?  '  says 
he.  —  '  You  're  a  purty  boot-maker,'  says  I,  l  not  to 
know  how  to  make  a  priest's  boot !  '  — '  How  do  I 
know  his  size  ?  '  says  he.  — '  Oh,  don't  be  comin'  off 
that-a-way,'  says  I.  '  There 's  no  sitch  great  differ 
betune  priests  and  other  min!' 

"  I  think  you  are  very  right  there,"  said  the  pale 
traveller. 

"  To  be  sure,  sir,"  said  Rory  ;  "  and  it  was  only  jist 
a  come  off1  for  his  own  ignorance.  —  'Tell  me  his  size,' 
says  the  fellow,  l  and  I'll  fit  him.'  —  'He's  betune 
five  and  six  fut,'  says  I. — 'Most  men  are,'  says  he, 
laughin'  at  me.  He  was  an  impidint  fellow.  —  'It 's 
not  the  five,  nor  six,  but  h  two  feet  I  want  to  know 
the  size  of,'  says  he.  So  I  perceived  he  was  jeerin' 
me,  and  says  I,  '  Why,  thin,  you  disrespectful  vaga- 
bone  o'  the  world,  you  Dublin  jackeen !  do  you  mane 
to  insinivate  that  Father  Kinshela  ever  wint  barefutted 
in  his  life,  that  I  could  know  the  size  of  his  fut,'  says 
I !  and  with  that  I  threw  the  boots  in  his  face.  '  Take 
that,'  says  I,  '  you  dirty  thief  o'  the  world  !  you  impi- 
dint vagabone  of  the  world  !  you  ignorant  citizen  o' 
the  world  !  '  And  with  that  I  left  the  place." 

The  traveller  laughed  outright  at  the  absurdity  of 
Rory's  expectation  that  well-fitting  boots  for  all  per- 
sons were  to  be  made  by  intuition. 

"  'Faith,  I  thought  it  would  plaze  you,"  said  Rory. 
"  Don't  you  think  I  sarved  him  right  ?  " 

"  You  astonished  him,  I  dare  say." 

"  I  '11  engage  I  did.  Wanting  to  humbug  me  that 
way,  taking  me  for  a  nath'ral  bekase  I  come  from  the 
counthry ! " 


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"  Oh,  I  am  not  sure  of  that,"  said  the  traveller. 
4t  It  is  their  usual  practice  to  take  measure  of  their 
customers." 

"  Is  it,  thin  ?  " 

"  It  really  is." 

"  See  that,  now  !  "  said  Rory,  with  an  air  of  tri- 
umph. "You  would  think  that  they  wor  cleverer  in 
the  town  than  in  the  counthry  ;  and  they  ought  to  be 
so,  by  all  accounts  ;  —  but  in  the  regard  of  what  I 
towld  you,  you  see,  we  're  before  them  intirely." 

"  How  so  ?  "  said  the  traveller. 

"  Arrah  !  bekase  they  never  throuble  people  in  the 
counthry  at  all  with  takin'  their  measure;  but  you  jist 
go  to  a  fair,  and  bring  your  fut  along  with  you,  and 
somebody  else  dhrives  a  cartful  o'  brogues  into  the 
place,  and  there  you  sarve  yourself;  and  so  the  man 
gets  his  money  and  you  get  your  shoes,  and  every 
one 's  plazed.  Now,  is  n't  that  betther  than  sitch 
botches  as  thim  in  Dublin,  that  must  have  the  meas- 
ure, and  keep  you  waitin'  ?  while  in  the  counthry 
there  's  no  delay  in  life,  but  it  's  jist  down  with  your 
money  and  off  with  your  brogues  !  " 

"On  with  your  brogues,  you  mean  ? "  said  the 
traveller. 

"  No,  indeed,  now  !  "  said  Rory  ;  "  you  're  out 
there.  Sure  we  would  n't  be  so  wasteful  as  to  put 
on  a  bran  new  pair  o'  brogues  to  go  lickin'  the  road 
home  ?  no,  in  throth ;  we  keep  them  for  the  next 
dance  we  're  goin'  to,  or  maybe  to  go  to  chapel  of  a 
Sunday." 

"  And  if  you  don't  put  them  on,  how  can  you  tell 
they  fit  you  ?  " 

"  Oh,  they  're  all  alike  !  " 

"  But  what  would  you  do,  when  you  wanted  to  go 
to  your  dance,  if  you  found  your  brogues  were  too 
small?" 


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"  Oh,  that  niver  happens.  They  're  all  fine  aisy 
shoes." 

u  Well,  but  if  they  prove  too  easy  ?  " 

"  That 's  aisy  cured,"  said  Rory  :  "  stuff  a  thriflc 
o'  hay  into  them,  like  the  Mullingar  heifers." 

"  Mullingar  heifers  !  "  said  the  traveller,  rather 
surprised  by  the  oddity  of  the  expression. 

"  Yes,  sir,"  said  Rory  ;  "  did  you  niver  hear  of  the 
Mullingar  heifers  ?  " 

"  Never." 

u  Why,  you  see,  sir,  the  women  in  Westmeath, 
they  say,  is  thick  in  the  legs,  God  help  them,  the 
craythurs  !  and  so  there  's  a  saying  again  thim, 
1  You  're  beef  to  the  heels,  like  a  Mullingar 
heifer.'  " 

u  Oh  !   I  perceive." 

"  Yes,  sir,  and  it  's  all  on  account  of  what  I  towld 
you  about  the  hay." 

"  How  ?  "  said  the  traveller. 

"  Why,  there  's  an  owld  joke  you  may  take  a  turn 
out  of,  if  you  like,  whin  you  see  a  girl  that 's  thick 
in  the  fetlock  —  you  call  afther  her  and  say,  c  Young 
woman  ! '  She  turns  round,  and  then  says  you,  c  I 
beg  your  pardon,  ma'am,  but  I  think  you  're  used  to 
wear  hay  in  your  shoes.'  Thin,  if  she  's  innocent, 
she  '11  ask  '  Why  ?  '  — and  thin  you  '11  say,  l  Bekase 
the  calves  has  run  down  your  legs  to  get  at  it." 

"I  see,"  said  the  stranger!  "that  is,  if  she's  in- 
nocent." 

"  Yis,  sir  —  simple  I  mane;  but  that  seldom  hap- 
pens, for  they  're  commonly  up  to  you,  and  'cute 
enough." 

"  Now,  in  case  she  's  not  innocent,  as  you  say  ?  " 
said  the  traveller. 

u  'Faith  !  maybe  it 's  a  sharp  answer  you  '11  get 
thin,  or  none.  It 's  as  like  as  not  she  may  say. 


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'  Thank  'ee,  young  man,  my  calf  does  n't  like  hay,  and 
so  your  welkim  to  it  yourself.'" 

"  But  all  this  time,"  said  the  traveller,  "  you  have 
not  told  me  of  your  reasons  for  getting  the  grid- 
irons." 

"  Oh  !  wait  a  bit,"  said  Rory  ;  "  sure  it  's  thit 
I  'm  comin'  to.  Where  's  this  I  was  ?  " 

"  You  were  running  down  the  Mullingar  girls' 
legs,"  said  the  traveller. 

"  I  see  you  're  sharp  at  an  answer  yourself,  sir," 
said  Roiy.  "  But  what  I  mane  is,  where  did  I  lave 
off  tell  in'  you  about  the  present  for  the  priest?  — 
was  n't  it  at  the  bootmaker's  shop  ?  —  yes,  that  was 
it.  Well,  sir,  on  laving  the  shop,  as  soon  as  I  kem 
to  myself  afther  the  fellow's  impidince,  I  begun  to 
think  what  was  the  next  best  thing  I  could  get  for 
his  reverence ;  and  with  that,  while  I  was  thinkin' 
about  it,  I  seen  a  very  respectable  owld  gintleman 
goin'  by,  with  the  most  beautiful  stick  in  his  hand  I 
ever  set  my  eyes  on,  and  a  goolden  head  to  it  that 
was  worth  its  weight  in  goold  j  and  it  gev  him  such 
an  iligant  look  altogether,  that  says  I  to  myself,  '  It 's 
the  very  thing  for  Father  Kinshela,  if  I  could  get 
sitch  another.'  And  so  I  wint  lookin'  about  me 
every  shop  I  seen  as  I  wint  by,  and  at  last,  in  a 
sthreet  they  cal  Dame  Sthreet  —  and,  by  the  same 
token,  I  did  n't  know  why  they  called  it  Dame  Sthreet 
till  I  ax'd  j  and  I  was  towld  they  called  it  Dame 
Sthreet  bekase  the  ladies  were  so  fond  o'  walkin' 
there  ;  —  and  lovely  craythurs  they  wor  !  and  I  can't 
b'lieve  that  the  town  is  such  an  onwholesome  place 
to  live  in,  for  most  o'  the  ladies  I  seen  there  had  the 
most  beautiful  rosy  cheeks  I  ever  clapt  my  eyes  upon 
—  and  the  beautiful  rowlin'  eyes  o'  them  !  Well,  it 
was  in  Dame  Sthreet,  as  I  was  sayin',  that  I  kem  to 
a  shop  where  there  was  a  power  o'  sticks,  and  so 


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I  wint  in  and  looked  at  thim  ;  and  a  man  in  the  place 
kern  to  me  and  ax'd  me  if  I  wanted  a  cane  ?  '  No,' 
says  I,  ' 1  don't  want  a  cane ;  it  's  a  stick  I  want,' 
says  I.  '  A  cane,  you  mane,'  says  he.  '  No,'  says  I, 
'it 's  a  stick  '  —  for  I  was  detarmined  to  have  no  cane, 
but  to  stick  to  the  stick.  '  Here  's  a  nate  one,'  says 
he.  '  I  don't  want  a  nate  one,'  says  I,  '  but  a  re- 
sponsible one,'  says  I, l  'Faith  ! '  says  he,  '  if  an  Irish- 
man's stick  was  responsible,,  it  would  have  a  great 
dale  to  answer  for'  —  and  he  laughed  a  power.  I 
did  n't  know  myself  what  he  meant,  but  that 's  what 
he  said." 

"  It  was  because  you  asked  for  a  responsible  stick," 
said  the  traveller. 

u  And  why  would  n't  I,"  said  Rory,  "  when  it  was 
for  his  reverence  I  wanted  it  ?  Why  would  n't  he 
have  a  nice-lookin',  respectable,1  responsible  stick  ?  " 

"  Certainly,"  said  the  traveller. 

"  Well,  I  picked  out  one  that  looked  to  my  likin' 
—  a  good  substantial  stick,  with  an  ivory  top  to  it  — , 
for  I  seen  that  the  goold-headed  ones  was  so  dear 
that  I  could  n't  come  up  to  them ;  and  so  says  I, 
1  Give  me  a  howld  o'  that,'  says  I  —  and  I  tuk  a  grip 
iv  it.  I  never  was  so  surprised  in  my  life.  I  thought 
to  get  a  good,  brave  handful  of  a  solid  stick,  but,  my 
dear,  it  was  well  it  did  n't  fly  out  o'  my  hand  a'most,  it 
was  so  light.  '  Phew  !  '  says  I,  '  what  sort  of  a  stick 
is  this  ?  '  'I  tell  you  it 's  not  a  stick,  but  a  cane,'  says 
he.  '  'Faith  !  I  b'lieve  you,'  says  I.  '  You  see  how 
good  and  light  it  is,'  says  he.  Think  o'  that,  sir !  — 
to  call  a  stick  good  and  light  —  as  if  there  could  be 
any  good  in  life  in  a  stick  that  was  n't  heavy,  and 
could  sthreck  a  good  blow  !  '  Is  it  jokin'  you  are  ?  ' 
says  I.  'Don't  you  feel  it  yourself?'  says  he. 

i  Responsible  is  always  applied  by  the  Irish  peasantry  in  the 
sense  of  respectable. 


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1  Throth,  I  can  hardly  feel  it  at  all,'  says  I.  l  Sure 
that 's  the  beauty  of  it,'  says  he.  Think  o'  the  igno- 
rant vagabone  !  —  to  call  a  stick  a  beauty  that  was  as 
as  light  a'most  as  a  bulrush  !  4  And  so  you  can 
hardly  feel  it!'  says  he,  grinnin'.  4  Yis,  indeed,' 
says  I ;  l  and  what  's  worse,  I  don't  think  I  could 
make  any  one  else  feel  it  either.'  '  Oh  !  you  want  a 
stick  to  bate  people  with  !  '  says  he.  4  To  be  sure,' 
says  I ;  4  sure  that  's  the  use  of  a  stick.'  4  To  knock 
the  sinses  out  o'  people  ! '  says  he,  grinnin'  again. 
4  Sartinly,'  says  I,  l  if  they  're  saucy  '  —  lookin  hard 
at  him  at  the  same  time,4  Well,  these  is  only  walkin'- 
sticks,'  says  he.  4  Throth,  you  may  say  runnin'- 
sticks,'  says  I,  4  for  you  dare  n't  stand  before  any  one 
with  sich  a  tbraneen  as  that  in  your  fist.'  c  Well, 
pick  out  the  heaviest  o'  them  you  plaze,'  says  he  ; 
4  take  your  choice.'  So  I  wint  pokin'  and  rummagin' 
among  thim,  and,  if  you  believe  me,  there  was  n't  a 
stick  in  their  whole  shop  worth  a  kick  in  the  shins  — 
divil  a  one  !  " 

44  But  why  did  you  require  such  a  heavy  stick  for 
the  priest?  " 

14  Bekase  there  is  not  a  man  in  the  parish  wants  it 
more,"  said  Rory. 

44  Is  he  so  quarrelsome,  then  ?  "  asked  the  traveller. 

44  No,  but  the  greatest  o'  pacemakers,"  said  Rory. 

44  Then  what  does  he  want  the  heavy  stick  for  ?  " 

44  For  wallopin'  his  flock,  to  be  sure,"  said  Rory. 

44  Walloping  !  "  said  the  traveller,  choking  with 
laughter. 

44  Oh  !  you  may  laugh,"  said  Rory  ;  44  but,  'pon 
my  sowl !  you  would  n't  laugh  if  you  wor  undher  his 
hand,  for  he  has  a  brave  heavy  one,  God  bless  him 
and  spare  him  to  us  !  " 

"And  what  is  all  this  walloping  for?  " 

w  Why,  sir,  whin  we  have  a  bit  of  a  fight,  for  fun, 


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or  the  regular  faction  one,  at  the  fair,  his  reverence 
sometimes  hears  of  it,  and  comes  av  coorse." 

u  Good  God  !  "  said  the  traveller  in  real  astonish- 
ment, "does  the  priest  join  the  battle?  " 

"  No,  no,  no,  sir  !  I  see  you  're  quite  a  sthranger 
in  the  counthry.  The  priest  join  it !  —  Oh  !  by  no 
manes.  But  he  comes  and  stops  it ;  and,  av  coorse, 
the  only  way  he  can  stop  it  is,  to  ride  into  thim,  and 
wallop  thim  all  round  before  him,  and  disparse  thim 
—  scatther  thim  like  chaff  before  the  wind;  and  it's 
the  best  o'  sticks  he  requires  for  that  same." 

"  But  might  he  not  have  his  heavy  stick  on  pur- 
pose for  that  service,  and  make  use  of  a  lighter  one 
on  other  occasions  ?  " 

"  As  for  that  matther,  sir,"  said  Rory,  "  there  's  no 
knowin'  the  minit  he  might  want  it,  for  he  is  often 
necessiated  to  have  recoorse  to  it.  It  might  be,  going 
through  the  village,  the  public-house  is  too  full,  and 
in  he  goes  and  dhrives  them  out.  Oh  !  it  would  de- 
light your  heart  to  see  the  style  he  clears  a  public- 
house  in,  in  no  time  !  " 

"  But  would  n't  his  speaking  to  them  answer  the 
purpose  as  well  ?  " 

"  Oh  no  !  he  does  n't  like  to  throw  away  his  dis- 
coorse  on  thim  ;  and  why  should  he  ?  —  he  keeps  that 
for  the  blessed  althar  on  Sunday,  which  is  a  fitter 
place  for  it :  besides,  he  does  not  like  to  be  sevare 
on  us." 

"  Severe  !  "  said  the  traveller  in  surprise  ;  "  why, 
haven't  you  said  that  he  thrashes  you  round  on  all 
occasions  ?  " 

"  Yis,  sir ;  but  what  o'  that  ?  —  sure  that 's  nothin' 
to  his  tongue  —  his  words  is  like  swoords  or  razhors, 
I  may  say :  we  're  used  to  a  lick  of  a  stick  every  day, 
but  not  to  sich  language  as  his  reverence  sometimes 
murthers  us  with  whin  we  displaze  him.  Oh  !  it 's 


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terrible,  so  it  is,  to  have  the  weight  of  his  tongue 
on  you  !  Throth  !  I  'd  rather  let  him  bate  me  from 
this  till  to-morrow,  than  have  one  angry  word  from 
him." 

"  I  see,  then,  he  must  have  a  heavy  stick,"  said  the 
traveller. 

"  To  be  sure  he  must,  sir,  at  all  times ;  and  that 
was  the  raison  I  was  so  particular  in  the  shop ;  and 
afther  spendin'  over  an  hour  —  would  you  b'lieve  it  ? 
—  divil  a  stick  I  could  get  in  the  place  fit  for  a  child, 
much  less  a  man  —  all  poor  contimptible  things;  and 
so  the  man  I  was  talkin'  to  says  to  me  at  last,  '  It 's 
odd  that  in  all  these  sticks  there  is  not  one  to  plaze 
you.'  'You  know  nothin'  about  it,'  says  I.  'You  'd 
betther  be  off,  and  take  up  no  more  o'  my  time,'  says 
he.  c  As  for  your  time,'  says  I,  1 1  'd  be  sorry  to  idle- 
anybody  ;  but  in  the  regard  of  knowin'  a  stick,  I  '11 
give  up  to  no  man,'  says  I.  c  Look  at  that ! '  says  I, 
howldin'  up  my  own  purty  bit  o'  blackthorn  I  had  in 
my  fist.  *  Would  you  compare  your  owld  batther'd 
stick,'  says  he,  —  (there  was  a  few  chips  out  of  it,  for 
it  is  an  owld  friend,  as  you  may  see),  — l  would  you 
compare  it,'  says  he,  c  to  this  ? '  —  howldin'  up  one  of 
his  bulrushes.  '  By  gor,'  says  I,  cif  you  like  to  thry 
a  turn  with  me,  I  '11  let  you  know  which  is  the  best ! ' 
says  I.  '  You  know  nothin'  about  it,'  says  he  — 
1  this  is  the  best  o'  sugar  canes.'  c  By  my  sowl, 
thin  ! '  says  I,  '  you  '11  get  no  sugar  out  o'  this,  I 
promise  you  ! — but  at  the  same  time,  the  divil  a 
sweeter  bit  o'  timber  in  the  wide  world  than  the  same 
blackthorn  —  and  if  you'd  like  to  taste  it  you  may 
thry.'  l  No,'  says  he  ;  '  I  'm  no  happy  cure,'  —  (or 
somethin'  he  said  about  cure).  *  Thin  if  you  're  not 
aisy  to  cure,'  says  I, '  you-'d  betther  not  fight ; '  which 
is  thrue  —  and  some  men  is  unwholesome,  and 
must  n't  fight  by  raison  of  it  —  and,  indeed,  it 's  a 


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great  loss  to  a  man  who  has  n't  flesh  that 's  aisy  to 
hale." 

"  I  'm  sure  of  it,"  said  the  traveller.  "  But  about 
the  gridiron  ?  " 

u  Sure  I  'm  tellin'  you  about  it,"  said  Rory  ;  "  only 
I  'm  not  come  to  it  yet.  You  see,"  continued  he,  "  I 
was  so  disgusted  with  them  shopkeepers  in  Dublin, 
that  my  heart  was  fairly  broke  with  their  ignorance, 
and  I  seen  they  knew  nothin'  at  all  about  what  I 
wanted,  and  so  I  came  away  without  any  thing  for 
his  reverence,  though  it  was  on  my  mind  all  this  day 
on  the  road  ;  and  comin'  through  the  last  town  in  the 
middle  o'  the  rain,  I  thought  of  a  gridiron." 

"  A  very  natural  thing  to  think  of  in  a  shower  o' 
rain,"  said  the  traveller. 

"No,  'twas  n't  the  rain  made  me  think  of  it  —  I 
think  it  was  God  put  a  gridiron  in  my  heart,  seein' 
that  it  was  a  present  for  the  priest  I  intended;  and 
when  I  thought  of  it,  it  came  into  my  head,  afther, 
that  it  would  be  a  fine  thing  to  sit  on,  for  to  keep  one 
out  of  the  rain,  that  was  ruinatin'  my  cordheroys  on 
the  top  o'  the  coach ;  so  I  kept  my  eye  out  as  we 
dhrove  along  up  the  sthreet,  and  sure  enough  what 
should  I  see  at  a  shop  half  way  down  the  town  but 
a  gridiron  hanging  up  at  the  door !  and  so  I  went 
back  to  get  it." 

"  But  is  n't  a  gridiron  an  odd  present  ?  —  has  n't 
his  reverence  one  already  ?  " 

"He  had,  sir,  before  it  was  bruk, —  but  that's 
what  I  remembered,  for  I  happened  to  be  up  at  his 
place  one  day,  sittin'  in  the  kitchen,  when  Molly  was 
brillin'  some  mate  an  it  for  his  reverence;  and  while 
she  jist  turned  about  to  get  a  pinch  o'  salt  to  shake 
over  it,  the  dog  that  was  in.  the  place  made  a  dart  at 
the  gridiron  on  the  fire,  and  threwn  it  down,  and  up 
he  whips  the  mate,  before  one  of  us  could  stop  him. 


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With  that  Molly  whips  up  the  gridiron,  and  says  she, 
'  Bad  luck  to  you,  you  disrespectful  baste !  would 
nothin'  sarve  you  but  the  priest's  dinner  ? '  and  she 
made  a  crack  o'  the  gridiron  at  him.  '  As  you  have 
the  mate,  you  shall  have  the  gridiron  too,'  says  she ; 
and  with  that  she  gave  him  such  a  rap  on  the  head 
with  it  that  the  bars  flew  out  of  it,  and  his  head  went 
through  it,  and  away  he  pulled  it  out  of  her  hands, 
and  ran  off  with  the  gridiron  hangin'  round  his  neck 
like  a  necklace  —  and  he  went  mad  a' most  with  it; 
for  though  a  kettle  to  a  dog's  tail  is  nath'ral,  a  grid- 
iron round  his  neck  is  very  surprisin'  to  him  ;  and 
away  he  tatthered  over  the  counthry,  till  there  was  n't 
a  taste  o'  the  gridiron  left  together." 

"So  you  thought  of  supplying  its  place  ?  "  said  the 
traveller. 

"  Yes,  sir,"  said  Rory.  "  I  don't  think  I  could  do 
betther." 

"  But  what  did  you  get  two  for  ?  "  said  the  travel- 
ler. 

u  Why,  sir,  when  I  thought  of  how  good  a  sate  it 
would  make,  I  thought  of  you  at  the  same  time." 

"  That  was  very  kind  of  you,"  said  the  traveller, 
"  more  particularly  as  I  have  done  nothing  to  deserve 
such  attention." 

"  You  '11  excuse  me  there,  sir,  if  you  plaze,"  said 
Rory,  "  you  behaved  to  me,  sir,  like  a  gintleman,  and 
the  word  of  civility  is  never  thrown  away." 

"  Every  gentleman,  I  hope,"  said  the  traveller, 
"  would  do  the  same." 

"  Every  rale  gintleman,  certainly,"  said  Rory,  — 
"  but  there  's  many  o'  them  that  calls  themselves  gin- 
tlemen  that  does  n't  do  the  like,  and  it 's  the  stiff 
word  they  have  for  us,  and  the  hard  word  maybe  — 
and  they  think  good  clothes  malces  all  the  differ,  jist 
as  if  a  man  had  n't  a  heart  undher  a  frieze  coat." 


32  Rory  0' More 

"  I  'm  sorry  to  hear  it,"  said  the  traveller ;  "  but  1 
hope  such  conduct  is  not  common." 

"  Throth  there  's  more  of  it  than  there  ought  to 
be,"  said   Rory.     "  But  thim  that  is  the  conthrairy  is 
never  losers  by  it  —  and  so  by  me  and  you,  sir, — 
and  sure  it 's  a  dirty  dog  I  'd  be,  to  see  the  gintleman 
beside  me  sittin'  in  wet,  that  gave  me  a  share  of  his 
paraplew,  and  the  civil  word,  that   is  worth   more  — 
for  the  hardest  rain  only  wets  the  body,  but  the  hard 
word  cuts  the  heart." 

"  I  have  reason  to  be  obliged  to  you,"  said  the 
traveller,  "  and  I  assure  you  I  am  so ;  but  I  should 
like  to  know  what  you  '11  do  with  the  second 
gridiron." 

"  Oh,  I  '11  engage  I  '11  find  use  for  it,"  said  Rory. 

"  Why,  indeed,"  said  the  traveller,  u  from  the  ex- 
ample you  have  given  of  your  readiness  of  invention, 
I  should  not  doubt  that  you  will, —  for  certainly,  you 
have  made,  on  the  present  occasion,  a  most  original 
application  of  the  utensil." 

u  'Faith,  I  daar  say,"  said  Rory,  "  we  are  the  first 
mortials  wor  ever  on  a  gridiron." 

"Since  the  days  of  Saint  Laurence,"  said  the 
traveller. 

"  Why,  used  Saint  Larrance,  God  bless  him  !  sit 
on  a  gridiron  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"  No,"  said  the  traveller ;  "  but  he  was  broiled 
upon  one." 

"  Oh  the  thieves  o'  the  world  to  brile  him  !  —  and 
did  they  ate  him  afther,  sir  ?  " 

"  No,  no,"  said  the  traveller,  —  "  they  only  broiled 
him.  But  I  thought  you  good  Catholics  all  knew 
about  the  martyrs  ?  " 

u  And  so  we  do,  sir,  mostly;  —  but  I  never  heerd 
of  Saint  Larrance  afore ;  or  if  I  did,  I  'm  disremem- 
bered  of  it." 


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"  But  you  do  know  about  most  of  them,  you  say  ?  " 

"  Oh !    sartinly,    sir.      Sure    I    often    heerd    how 

Saint  Stephen  was  hunted    up  and  down  ;  which  is 

the  raison  we  begin  to  hunt  always  on  Saint  Stephen's 

Day." 

"  You  forget  there  too,"  said  the  traveller :  "  Saint 

D  * 

Stephen  was  stoned." 

"To  be  sure,  sir,  —  sure  I  know  he  was:  did  n't 
I  say  they  run  afther  him  throwin'  stones  at  him,  the 
blackguards!  till  they  killed  him  —  huntin'  him  for 
his  life  ?  —  Oh,  thin  but  was  n't  it  a  cruel  thing  to  be 
a  saint  in  thim  haythen  times,  to  be  runnin'  the 
world  over,  the  poor  marchers,  as  they  might  well  be 
called  ?  " 

"  Yes,"  said  the  traveller ;  "  those  were  days  of 
trial  to  the  saints." 

"  'Faith,  I  go  bail  they  never  gave  them  any  thrial 
at  all,"  said  Rory,  "  but  jist  murthered  them  without 
judge  or  jury,  the  vagabones  !  —  though,  indeed,  for 
the  matther  o'  that,  neither  judge  nor  jury  will  do  a 
man  much  good  while  there  's  false  witnesses  to  be 
had  to  swear  what  they  're  paid  for,  and  maybe  the 
jury  and  the  judge  only  too  ready  to  b'lieve  them  ; 
and  maybe  a  boy  is  hanged  in  their  own  minds  before 
he  's  put  on  his  thrial  at  all,  unless  he  has  a  good 
friend  in  some  great  man  who  does  n't  choose  to  let 
him  die." 

"  Is  it  possible,"  asked  the  traveller,  "  that  they 
manage  matters  here  in  this  way  ?  " 

"  To  be  sure  they  do,  sir  ;  —  and  why  would  n't  a 
gintleman  take  care  of  his  people  if  it  was  plazin'  to 
him  ? " 

"  It  is  the  laws  and  not  the  gentleman  should  be 
held    in    respect,"    said     the   traveller :     "  the    poor 
man's  life  should  never  depend  upon  the  rich  man's 
pleasure." 
VOL.  i.-— 3 


A    PEEP    INTO    IRELAND    FORTY    YEARS    AGO. HINTS 

FOR     CHARGING     JURIES. EVERY     LANDLORD     HIS 

OWN  LAWGIVER. PRIDE  OF  BIRTH.  A  JOCU- 
LAR PRINCE  ON  FOOT,  AND  A  POPULAR  PEER 
ON  HORSEBACK 

A  TRAIN  of  musing,  on  the  traveller's  part, 
rapidly  succeeded  his  last  remark ;  and  as  he 
went  jolting  along  unconsciously  over  the  wretched 
road,  he  was  mentally  floundering  through  the  deep 
ruts  of  political  speculation,  and  looking  forward, 
through  the  warm  haze  which  a  young  imagination 
flings  round  its  objects,  to  that  happier  time  when 
Ireland  should  enjoy  a  loftier  position  than  that  im- 
plied by  what  Rory  O'More  had  said.  But,  alas  ! 
instead  of  this  brilliant  advent,  blood  and  crime,  and 
all  the  fiercer  passions  that  degrade  human  nature, 
making  man  more  like  a  demon  than  a  human  being, 
were  the  futurity  which  Ireland  was  doomed  to  ex- 
perience; and  while  the  enthusiasm  of  the  young 
traveller  looked  forward  to  the  heights  where  his 
imagination  enthroned  his  country's  fortunes,  he 
overlooked  and  saw  not  the  valley  of  blood  that  lay 
between. 

And  forty  years  (almost  half  a  century)  have  passed 
away  since  the  young  enthusiast  indulged  in  his 
vision,  and  still  is  Ireland  the  theme  of  fierce 
discussion. 


Rory  O'More  35 


It  was  Rory  O'More's  remark  upon  the  nature  of 
judicial  trials  in  Ireland  that  had  started  the  traveller 
on  his  train  of  musing.  An  Irishman  by  birth,  he 
had  long  been  absent  from  his  .native  land,  and  was 
not  aware  of  its  internal  details  ;  and  that  such  a 
state  of  feudality  as  that  implied  by  Rory's  observa- 
tion could  exist  in  Ireland,  while  England  enjoyed  the 
fullest  measure  of  her  constitution,  might  well  surprise 
him  :  —  but  so  it  was. 

The  period  to  which  this  relates  was  1797,  when 
distrust,  political  prejudice,  and  religious  rancour, 
were  the  terrible  triumvirate  that  assumed  dominion 
over  men's  minds.  In  such  a  state  of  things,  the 
temple  of  justice  could  scarcely  be  called  a  sanctuary, 
and  shelter  was  to  be  found  rather  beneath  the  mantle 
of  personal  influence  than  under  the  ermine  of  the 
judge.  Even  to  this  day,  in  Ireland,  feudal  influence 
is  in  existence  ;  but  forty  years  ago,  it  superseded  the 
laws  of  the  land. 

So  much  was  this  the  case,  that  it  is  worth  record- 
ing an  anecdote  of  the  period  which  is  fact :  the 
names  it  is  unnecessary  to  give. 

A  certain  instance  of  brutal  assault,  causing  loss 
of  life,  had  occurred,  so  aggravated  in  its  character, 
that  the  case  almost  amounted  to  murder,  and  the 
offender,  who  stood  his  trial  for  the  offence,  it  was 
expected,  would  be  sentenced  to  transportation,  should 
he  escape  the  forfeiture  of  his  life  to  the  law.  The 
evidence  on  his  trial  was  clear  and  convincing,  and 
all  attempts  at  defence  had  failed,  and  the  persons 
assembled  in  the  court  anticipated  a  verdict  of  guilty 
on  the  heaviest  counts  in  the  indictment.  The  pros- 
ecution and  defence  had  closed,  and  the  judge  had 
nearly  summed  up  the  evidence,  and  was  charging 
the  jury  directly  against  the  prisoner,  when  a  bustle 
was  perceived  in  the  body  of  the  court.  The  judge 


36  Rory  O'More 

ordered  the  crier  to  command  silence,  and  that 
officer  obeyed  his  commands  without  producing  any 
effect.  The  judge  was  about  to  direct  a  second  and 
more  peremptory  command  for  silence,  when  a  note 
was  handed  up  to  the  bench,  and  the  judge  himself, 
instead  of  issuing  his  command  for  silence,  became 
silent  himself,  and  perused  the  note  with  great  atten- 
tion. He  pursued  his  charge  to  the  jury  no  further, 
but  sent  up  a  small  slip  of  paper  to  the  foreman, 
who  forthwith  held  some  whispered  counsel  with  his 
brother  jurors  ;  and  when  their  heads,  that  had  been 
huddled  together  in  consultation,  separated,  and  they 
resumed  their  former  positions,  the  judge  then  con- 
tinued his  address  to  them  thus, — 

u  I  have  endeavoured  to  point  out  to  you,  gentle- 
men of  the  jury,  the  doubts  of  this  case,  but  I  do  not 
think  it  necessary  to  proceed  any  further ;  —  I  have 
such  confidence  in  your  discrimination  and  good 
sense,  that  I  now  leave  the  case  entirely  in  your 
hands  :  —  if  you  are  of  opinion  that  what  you  have 
been  put  in  possession  of  in  the  prisoner's  favour  coun- 
terbalances the  facts  sworn  to  against  him,  you  will 
of  course  acquit  him  —  and  any  doubts  you  have,  I 
need  not  tell  you  should  be  thrown  into  the  scale  of 
mercy.  It  is  the  proud  pre-eminence,  gentlemen,  of 
our  criminal  laws  —  laws,  gentlemen,  which  are  part 
and  parcel  of  the  glorious  constitution  that  is  the 
wonder  and  the  envy  of  surrounding  nations,  that  a 
prisoner  is  to  have  the  benefit  of  every  doubt ;  and 
therefore,  if  you  think  proper,  of  course  you  will  find 
the  prisoner  NOT  guilty." 

"  Certainly,  my  lord,"  said  the  foreman  of  the  jury, 
"  we  are  of  your  lordship's  opinion,  and  we  say  NOT 

GUILTY." 

The  fact  was,  the  great  man  of  the  district  where 
the  crime  had  been  committed,  whose  serf  the  pris- 


Rory  O'More  37 

oner  was,  had  sent  up  his  compliments  to  the  judge 
and  jury,  stating  the  prisoner  to  be  a  most  useful  per- 
son to  him,  and  that  he  would  feel  extremely  obliged  if 
they  would  acquit  him.  This  ruffian  was  a  sort  of 
bold,  sporting,  dare-devil  character,  whose  services 
in  breaking-in  dogs,  and  attending  his  master  and  his 
parties  on  wild  mountain-shooting  and  fishing  excur- 
sions, were  invaluable  to  the  squire,  and  human  life, 
which  this  fellow  had  sacrificed,  was  nothing  in  the 
scale  when  weighed  against  the  squire's  diversion. 
This  will  scarcely  be  credited  in  the  present  day, 
nevertheless  it  is  a  fact. 

Another  'occurrence  of  the  time  shows  the  same 
disregard  of  the  law ;  though  the  case  is  by  no 
means  so  bad,  inasmuch  as  the  man  was  only  taken 
up  for  an  offence,  but  was  not  tried  —  he  was  only 
rescued  to  save  him  that  trouble.  He  had  committed 
some  offence  which  entitled  him  to  a  lodging  in  the 
county  gaol,  and  was  accordingly  taken  into  custody 
by  the  proper  authorities ;  but,  as  the  county  town 
was  too  distant  to  send  him  to  at  once,  he  was 
handed  over  to  the  care  of  a  military  detachment 
that  occupied  a  small  village  in  the  neighbourhood. 
To  the  little  barrack-yard  or  guard-house  of  this  out- 
post he  was  committed ;  but  he  did  not  remain  there 
long,  for  his  mountain  friends  came  down  in  great 
numbers  and  carried  him  off  in  triumph,  having 
forced  the  barracks.  The  moment  the  colonel  of 
the  regiment,  a  detachment  of  which  occupied  the 
post,  received  intelligence  of  the  circumstance,  he 
marched  the  greater  part  of  his  men  to  the  place, 
vowing  he  would  drag  the  prisoner  who  had  been 
committed  to  the  care  of  his  troops  from  the  very 
heart  of  his  mountains,  and  that  neither  man,  woman, 
nor  child  should  be  spared  who  dared  to  protect  him 
from  capture.  While  the  colonel,  who  was  an 


38  Rory  0^  More 

Englishman,  was  foaming  with  indignation  at  this 
contempt  of  all  order  displayed  by  the  Irish,  Mr. 
French  waited  upon  him  and  asked  him  to  dinner. 
The  English  colonel  said,  he  would  be  most  happy 
at  any  other  time,  but  at  present  it  was  impossible  ; 
that  if  he  could,  he  would  neither  eat,  drink,  nor 
sleep,  till  he  had  vindicated  the  laws. 

"  Pooh,  pooh  !  my  dear  sir,"  said  Mr.  French, 
"  it  is  all  very  well  to  talk  about  the  laws  in  Eng- 
land, but  they  know  nothing  about  them  here." 

11  Then  it 's  time,  sir,  they  should  be  taught,"  said 
the  colonel. 

"  Well,  don't  be  in  a  hurry,  at  least,  my  dear  sir," 
said  Mr.  French.  "  I  assure  you  the  poor  people 
mean  no  disrespect  to  the  laws  ;  it  is  in  pure  igno- 
rance they  have  made  this  mistake." 

11  Mistake  !  "  said  the  colonel. 

"  Ton  my  soul !  nothing  more,"  said  Mr.  French  ; 
"  and  if  you  think  to  make  them  wise  at  the  point  of 
the  bayonet,  you  '11  find  yourself  mistaken :  you  '11 
have  the  whole  country  in  an  uproar,  and  do  no  good 
after  all ;  for  once  these  fellows  have  given  you  the 
slip,  you  might  as  well  go  hunt  after  mountain- 
goats." 

"  But,  consistently  with  my  duty,  sir " 

u  Your  duty  will  keep  till  to-morrow,  colonel 
dear,  and  you  '11  meet  three  or  four  other  magistrates, 
as  well  as  me,  at  my  house,  who  will  tell  you  the 
same  that  I  have  done.  You  '11  be  wiser  to-mor- 
row, depend  upon  it: — so  come  home  with  me  to 
dinner." 

The  colonel,  who  was  a  man  of  deliberation,  rode 
home  with  Mr.  French,  who  talked  him  over  as  they 
went  along :  — "  You  see,  my  dear  sir,  how  is  it 
possible  you  should  know  the  people  as  well  as  we 
do  ?  Believe  me,  every  landlord  knows  his  own 


Rory  0" More  39 

tenantry  best,  and  we  make  it  a  point  here  never  to 
interfere  with  each  other  in  that  particular.  Now, 
the  fellow  they  took  away  from  your  men " 

"  Curse  them !  "  said  the  colonel. 

"  Keep  yourself  cool,  my  dear  colonel.  That 
fellow,  for  instance  —  now  be  is  one  of  Blake's 
men  :  and  if  Blake  wants  the  fellow  to  be  hanged, 
he  '11  send  him  in  to  you." 

"  Send  him  in  !  —  why,  sir,  if  my  regiment  could 
not  keep  the  rascal,  what  chance  has  Mr.  Blake  of 
making  him  prisoner  ?  " 

"  I  said  nothing,  colonel,  of  making  him  prisoner : 
I  said,  and  still  say,  that  if  Blake  wants  him  to  be 
hanged,  he  '11  send  him  in" 

"  Do  you  mean  to  say,  my  good  sir,  that  he  '11 
desire  him  to  come  in  and  be  hanged  ?  " 

"  Precisely."  , 

"  And  will  he  come  ?  " 

"  Most  undoubtedly,  if  Blake  desires  him." 

The  colonel  dined  with  Mr.  French  that  day  :  the 
day  following  the  regiment  was  marched  back  to 
head  quarters,  —  and  Blake  did  not  send  in  his  man 
to  be  hanged.  So  much  for  feudality  ! 

But  the  young  traveller  knew  not  these  facts,  and 
he  was  awakened  from  the  reverie  in  which  he  was 
indulging  by  the  blowing  of  a  long  tin  horn,  announc- 
ing the  arrival  of  the  coach  at  a  dirty  little  town, 
where  it  was  to  stop  for  the  night.  It  drove  up  to 
what  was  called  a  hotel,  round  the  door  of  which, 
though  still  raining  heavily,  a  crowd  of  beggars  stood, 
so  thick,  that  the  passengers  could  hardly  press  their 
way  through  them  into  the  house  ;  and  while  they 
were  thus  struggling  for  admittance,  obstreperous 
prayers  assailed  their  ears  on  all  sides,  in  horrid  dis- 
cord and  strange  variety — for  their  complaints  and 
their  blessings  became  so  jumbled  together  as  to  pro- 


40  Rory  0" More 

duce  a  ludicrous  effect.  There  were  blind  and  lame, 
broken  bones,  widows  and  orphans,  &c.  &c. 

"  Pity  the  blind  !   and  may  you  never  see  — 

«  To-morrow  morning  won't  find  me  alive  if  you 
don't  relieve " 

"  The  guard  will  give  me  something,  your  honour, 
if  you  '11  only  bid  him " 

"  Be  quiet,  you  divil !  and  don't  taze  the  gintle- 
man  !  Sure  he  has " 


"  Three  fatherless  childher " 

11  And  broke  his  two  legs " 

"  That  is  stone  blind " 

"And  met  a  dhreadful  accident! — and  sure  the 
house  fell  on  him,  and  he  's  lyin'  undher  it  these 
three  weeks  without  a  bit  to  ate,  but " 

"  Three  fatherless  childher  and  a  dissolute 
widow " 

M  Lying  on  the  broad  of  her  back,  with  nothing  on 
her  but " 

"  The  small-pox,  your  honour !  " 

"  For  Heaven's  sake !  let  me  pass,"  said  the 
young' traveller,  who  had  a  horror  of  the  small-pox  ; 
and  pressing  through  the  crowd  that  environed  him 
into  the  house,  he  entered  the  first  room  he  saw,  and 
suddenly  closed  the  door  behind  him. 

As  soon,  however,  as  he  recovered  his  first  alarm 
at  the  mention  of  the  terrible  disease  he  so  much 
dreaded,  he  called  for  the  waiter,  and  made  inquiries 
for  Rory.  Finding  he  was  in  the  house,  he  sent  him 
a  message  to  say  he  would  be  glad  to  see  him  ;  and 
on  Rory  making  his  appearance,  he  requested  him 
to  be  seated,  and  asked  him  would  he  have  something 
to  drink  ? 

Rory  declined  it,  until  the  traveller  said  that  he 
himself  would  join  him  in  a  potation  after  their 
wetting;  and  when  Rory  understood  that  the  travel- 


Rory  0' More  41 

ler  meant  they  should  sit  down  together  over  their 
glasses,  he  accepted  the  offer  with  modest  thankful- 
ness, and  expressed  his  acknowledgment  for  the 
honour  done  him  by  his  travelling  companion. 

In  the  course  of  their  conversation,  the  young 
traveller  found,  that  with  all  the  apparent  simplicity 
of  Rory,  he  was  not  deficient  in  intelligence  ;  and 
that  the  oddity  of  the  incidents  in  which  he  had 
described  himself  as  being  an  actor,  arose  more  from 
the  novelty  of  his  position  in  a  large  city,  than  in 
any  inherent  stupidity.  He  became  possessed  of  his 
name  also,  and  Rory  could  not  help  showing  his 
pride  in  having  one  so  good ;  for  while  he  affected 
to  laugh  at  his  proud  descent,  it  was  quite  clear  he 
had  a  firm  belief  in  it. 

"  I  suppose,  sir,  you  have  heerd  tell  of  one  Rory 
O'More  in  the  owld  times  ? " 

"  Yes  ;  King  of  Leinster,  you  mean." 

"  So  they  say,  sir,  —  that  he  and  his  people  before 
him  wor  kings  time  out  o'  mind,  until  bad  fortune 
came  to  thim,  and  they  went  to  the  bad  entirely; 
and  the  English  dhruv  thim  out,  bekaze  they  had 
a  way  of  puttin'  between  people  ;  and  while  they 
were  squabblin'  one  with  the  other,  the  English  used 
to  come  in  and  do  them  both  out  —  like  the  owld 
story  of  the  lawyer  and  the  oysthers.  Well,  when 
once  they  were  dhruv  out,  they  went  witherin'  and 
dwindlin'  down  by  degrees  ;  and  at  last  they  had  n't 
a  fut  of  land  left  thim,  nor  even  a  house  over  their 
heads ;  and  so  we  wor  reduced  that  way,  sir." 

"  Then  you  consider  yourself  the  descendant  of 
the  O'More  ?  "  said  the  traveller. 

"  Throth,  sir,  and  they  say  that  we  are  the  owld 
O'Mores,  — but  sure  I  laugh  at  it." 

"  But  would  n't  you  be  angry  if  any  one  else 
laughed  at  it?  " 


42  Rory  O'More 

"  I  dunna  but  I  might,"  said  Rory,  with  much 
ingenuousness. 

"  And  why  do  you  laugh  at  it  then  ?  " 

"  Why,  afther  all,  sir,  sure  it 's  quare  enough  for  a 
man  to  be  talking  of  his  great  relations  that  was 
formerly,  when  at  this  present  he  is  only  a  poor 
workin'  man  ;  and  if  I  was  ever  so  much  the  thrue 
discindant  of  Rory  O'More,  sure  I  can't  forget  what 
I  am  now." 

"  You  may  be  the  representative  of  the  house  for 
all  that,"  said  the  traveller. 

"  Oh  !  as  for  the  house,"  said  Rory,  "  'pon  my 
sowl  !  there 's  a  cruel  differ  there  betune  us  :  the 
right  Rory  O'More  lived  in  Dunamaise  —  that  was 
something  like  a  house  !  and  I  have  only  a  poor 
cabin  to  live  in." 

"  But  still  you  may  be  the  true  descendant  of  the 
right  Rory,  as  you  call  him,"  said  the  traveller,  who 
wished  to  probe  the  feelings  of  the  peasant  on  this 
subject,  and  discover  how  far  the  pride  of  birth  could 
survive  loss  of  station  :  and  he  was  pleased  to  dis- 
cover (for  he  was  himself  of  high  descent)  that  ages 
of  misfortune  could  not  extinguish  the  fire  of  a  proud 
race;  and  he  more  than  ever  felt  the  truth  of  the 
observation,  that  it  is  only  they  who  have  no  ancestry 
to  boast  of  who  affect  to  despise  it, 

To  such  as  these,  or  those  to  whom  ancestral  power 
as  well  as  name  has  descended,  —  or  to  the  many  who 
take  no  pleasure  in  tracing  to  their  secret  sources  the 
springs  of  action  and  feeling  in  the  human  mind  and 
heart,  —  it  may  seem  incredible  that  a  poor  peasant 
could  retain  the  pride  of  birth  when  all  its  substantial 
appendages  were  gone :  yet  so  it  was.  But  it  was 
a  pride  that  was  unobtrusive.  Circumstances  had 
modified  and  moulded  it  to  the  necessities  of  the 
peasant's  station :  he  was  respectful  in  his  demeanour 


Rory  O'More  43 

to  all  whose  position  in  society  was  better  than  his 
own,  conscious  though  he  might  be  of  their  inferior 
blood ;  and  while  he  took  off  his  hat  to  some  wealthy 
plebeian,  he  never  considered  the  blood  of  the 
O'Mores  to  be  degraded.  The  fallen  fortunes  of 
his  house  were  not  a  subject  of  personal  regret  to  him  ; 
it  was  in  a  national  point  of  view  they  were  lamented. 
That  Ireland  had  lost  her  King  of  Leinster  he  con- 
sidered a  misfortune ;  but  he  never  for  a  moment 
regretted  that  he,  his  heir,  as  he  believed  himself  to 
be  (and,  perhaps,  was),  was  obliged  to  eat  potatoes 
and  salt.  But  of  the  fair  fame  of  the  O'More  he 
was  as  jealous  as  their  founder;  and  insult,  in  the 
remotest  degree,  roused  the  latent  feelings  of  family 
pride  in  his-  bosom.  Not  the  great  Rory  himself, 
perched  on  his  castled  crag  of  Dunamaise,  could  be 
more  jealous  of  the  honour  of  his  house  than  his 
humble  namesake  in  his  thatched  cabin. 

The  young  traveller,  it  has  been  already  said,  took 
pleasure  in  making  manifest  this  feeling  of  our  hero ; 
and  in  doing  so,  he  found  that  Rory  had  a  provincial 
as  well  as  personal  pride  of  ancestry.  The  south, 
Rory  protested,  "  bet  all  Ireland  in  the  regard  of  high 
blood." 

"They  have  good  blood  in  the  north,  too,"  said 
the  traveller. 

"  Oh,  they  may  have  a  thrifle  of  it ;  but  it 's  not 
of  the  rale  owld  sort  —  nothing  to  compare  with  us." 

"  Do  you  forget  the  O'Neil  ?  "   said  the  traveller. 

"Oh,  that's  good,  I  don't  deny,"  said  Rory  — 
"but  one  swallow  makes  no  summer." 

"  But  I  can  count  more  than  one,"  said  the  trav- 
eller; "here's  Talbot,  De  Lacy,  Fitzgerald " 

"  Oh,  murther  !  murther  !  sir,  —  sure  thim  is  only 
invadhers,  and  not  the  owld  Irish  at  all.  You 
would  never  compare  thim  with  the  O'Mores,  the 


44  Rory  O'More 

O'Dempsys,  the  O'Connells,  the  O'Donaghues,  the 
O'Shaughnessys " 

"  Stop,  stop  ! "  said  the  traveller,  who  did  not  know 
to  what  length  this  bead-roll  of  O's  might  extend  ; 
"  you  forget  that  the  head  of  the  Fitzgeralds  is  Duke 
of  Leinster." 

"  But  O'More  was  King  of  Leinsther,  sir,  if  you 
plaze." 

"Very  true,  Rory;  but  still  the  Geraldines  are  a 
noble  race." 

"  Who  are  they,  sir  ?  " 

"  The  Fitzgeralds." 

"  Oh,  the  Juke  of  Leinsther  you  mane,  is  it  ?  " 

"  Yes." 

"  'Faith,  thin,  to  show  you,  sir,  how  little  we  think 
o'  them  down  in  the  south,  I  '11  tell  you  something 
that  I  know  is  a  thruth,  bekase  I  had  it  from 
O'Dempsy  himself,  who  played  the  thrick  an  the 
juke,  and  said  the  thing  to  him,  for  he  's  a  comical 
blade." 

"  Well,  what  is  it  ?  " 

"Why,  you  see,  sir,  O'Dempsy  was  comin'  home 
from  Dublin,  and  the  money  was  getting  fine-dhrawn 
with  him,  and  he  wanted  to  see  if  he  had  enough  left 
to  pay  for  the  coach  home ;  and,  by  dad,  the  change 
was  so  scarce  that  he  was  obliged  to  hunt  it  up  in  his 
pocket  into  the  corner,  like  a  contrairy  cowlt,  before 
he  could  lay  howld  of  it  at  all ;  and  when  he  did  get 
it  into  the  pawrrj  of  his  fist,  it  was  a'most  ashamed  to 
see  the  light,  it  looked  so  contimptible;  and  my 
bowld  O'Dempsy  seen  the  coach  was  out  o'  the 
question,  or  even  a  lift  in  the  canal-boat,  and  so  he 
put  his  thrust  in  Providence,  and  took  a  big  dhrink 
that  night  to  sthrenthin  him  for  the  mornin' ;  and  the 
next  day  off  he  set  home,  with  a  short  stick  in  his 
hand  and  a  pair  o'  good  legs  undher  him ;  and  he  met 


Rory  O'More  45 

nothin*  remarkable  antil  he  came  to  betune  Kilcock 
and  Maynooth;  and  it  was  thin  that  he  heerd  the 
thramp  of  horses  gallopin'  afther  him,  and  he  turned 
round  and  seen  three  gintlemen  comin'  up  in  great 
style :  one  o'  them,  a  fine  full  handsome  man,  the 
picthur  of  a  gintleman,  and  a  fine  baste  undher  him, 
and  the  gintlemin  along  with  him  very  nice  too ;  one 
in  particular,  a  smart  nate-made  man,  with  a  fine 
bright  eye  and  a  smilin'  face,  and  a  green  handkicher 
round  his  neck,  and  a  sportin'  aisy  sate  on  his  horse; 
and  Dempsy  heerd  him  say,  as  they  dhrew  up  jist 
behind  him,  l  Look  what  a  fine  step  that  fellow  has  ! ' 
(manin'  O'Dempsy ;  and,  indeed,  a  claner  boy  is  n't 
in  all  Ireland  than  himself,  and  can  walk  with  any 
man).  So  when  they  came  up  to  him,  the  small 
gintleman  said,  l  God  save  you ! '  '  God  save  you 
kindly,  sir ! '  says  O'Dempsy.  l  You  don't  let  the 
grass  grow  undher  your  feet,  my  man,'  says  the 
gintleman.  l  Nor  corn  neither,  sir,'  says  Dempsy. 
4  So  I  see  by  the  free  step  you  have,'  says  the  gintle- 
man, laughin' ;  and  the  others  laughed  too,  the  full 
gintleman  in  particular ;  and  says  he,  l  Well,  Ned, 
you  got  your  answer.' 

"  Now  the  minit  that  O'Dempsy  heerd  the  word 
4  Ned,'  and  it  bein'  in  the  neighbourhood  of  Cartown, 
which  is  the  Juke  o'  Leinsther's  place,  the  thought 
jumped  into  his  head  that  it  was  Lord  Edward  Fitz- 
jaraF  was  in  it ;  for  he  always  heerd  he  was  small, 
and  handsome,  and  merry,  and  that  the  juke  his 
brother  was  a  fine-lookin'  man ;  and  so  with  that  he 
made  cock-sure  in  his  own  mind  that  the  full  gintle- 
man was  the  Juke  o'  Leinsther,  and  the  little  one 
Lord  Edward.  So  hearin'  that  Lord  Edward  liked  a 
joke,  O'Dempsy  never  let  on  to  suspect  who  they 
wor,  and  they  walked  along  beside  him,  and  had  a 
great  dale  o'  discoorse  and  jokin',  and  the  answers 


46  Rory  0 'More 

passin'  betune  them  as  fast  as  hops.  At  last  says  the 
juke  (for  it  was  himself),  4  You  're  a  very  merry 
fellow,'  says  he ;  4  where  do  you  come  from  ? '  4  From 
Dublin,  sir,'  says  O'Dempsy.  4  Oh,  I  know  that  by 
the  road  you're  goin','  says  the  juke;  4  but  I  mane, 
where  is  your  place  ? '  4  'Faith  and  I  have  no  place,' 
says  O'Dempsy:  4I  wish  I  had.'  'That's  a  touch 
at  youj  says  the  juke  to  the  third  gintleman,  whoever 
he  was.  4  But  where  are  you  goin'  to  ?  '  says  the 
juke.  4 1  'm  goin'  home,  sir,'  says  O'Dempsy.  4  And 
where  are  you  when  you  're  at  home  ? '  says  the  juke. 
4 'Faith,  I  'm  at  home  every  where,'  says  O'Dempsy. 

44  Well,  Lord  Edward  laughed  at  his  brother,  seein' 
he  could  n't  force  a  sthraigt  answer  out  of  O'Dempsy. 
4  Will  you  tell  me  thin,'  says  the  juke,  4  which  are 
you  —  Ulsther,  Leinsther,  Munsther,  or  Connaught  ?  ' 
'Leinsther,  sirs,'  says  O'Dempsy,  though  it  was  a 
lie  he  was  tellin'  ;  but  it  was  on  purpose  to  have  a 
laugh  agin  the  juke,  for  he  was  layin'  a  thrap  for  him 
all  the  time.  4  You  don't  spake  like  a  Leinsther 
man,'  says  the  juke.  *  4  Oh,  the  tongue  is  very  desait- 
ful  sometimes,'  says  O'Dempsy. 

44  Lord  Edward  laughed  at  his  brother  agin,  and 
said,  he'd  make  no  hand  of  him.  4  By  gor,',  says 
Lord  Edward,  4  that  fellow  would  bate  Counsellor 
Curran  !  '  4  Well,  I  '11  thry  him  once  more,'  says  the 
juke  ;  and  with  that,  says  he  to  O'Dempsy,  4  What  's 
your  name  ?  '  Now  that  was  all  O'Dempsy  wanted, 
for  to  nick  him ;  and  so  says  he,  4  My  name  is 
O'Shaughnessy,  sir.'  4 1  've  cotch  you  now,'  says 
the  juke :  4  you  can't  be  a  Leinsther  man,  with  that 
name.'  4 'Faith,  I  see  you're  too  able  for  me, 
sir,'  says  O'Dempsy,  laading  him  on.  4  Well,  Mr. 
O'Shaughnessy,'  says  the  juke, 4  it  's  somewhere  out 
of  Munsther  you  come.'  4  No,  'faith,  sir,'  says 
O'Dempsy,  4 1  am  a  Leinsther  man,  in  airnest ;  but  I 


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see  you  could  n't  be  desaived  about  the  name,  and  so 
I  '11  tell  you  the  thruth,  and  nothin'  but  the  thmth, 
about  it.  I  am  a  Leinsther  man,  but  I  wint  to  live 
in  Munsther,  and  I  was  obleeged  to  change  my  name, 
bekaze  they  had  no  respect  for  me  there  with  the  one 
I  had.'  l  And  what  was  your  name  ?  '  says  the  juke. 
1  My  name  was  Fitzjarl',  sir,'  says  O'Dempsy  ;  '  but 
they  thought  me  only  an  upstart  down  in  Munsther, 
so  I  changed  it  into  O'Shaughnessy.'  With  that  the 
juke  and  Lord  Edward  laughed  out  hearty,  and  the 
third  gintleman  says  to  the  juke,  ll  think  you've  got 
your  hit  now.'  Well,  sir,  the  juke  pulled  a  guinea 
out  of  his  pocket,  and  put  it  into  O'Dempsy's  hand, 
and  says  to  him,  laughin',  c  Take  that,  you  merry 
rascal,  and  dhrink  my  health  ! '  '  Long  life  to  your 
grace!'  says  O'Dempsy,  taking  off  his  hat,  ' you  de- 
sarve  to  be  an  O'  Shaughnessy  !  '  4  More  power  to 
you,  Paddy  ! '  says  Lord  Edward  as  they  put  spurs  to 
their  horses ;  and  away  they  powdhered  down  the 
road,  laughin'  like  mad." 

The  young  traveller  enjoyed  Rory's  anecdote  ex- 
cessively and  scarcely  knew  which  to  admire  most,  — 
the  impudent  waggery  of  Rory's  friend,  or  the  good 
humour  of  the  Duke  of  Leinster  and  Lord  Edward 
Fitzgerald. 

After  much  praise  of  the  latter,  and  some  other 
strange  odds  and  ends  from  Rory,  the  travellers 
separated  for  the  night. 


CHAPTER  IV 

JOURNEY   CONTINUED. DESULTORY  COACH    CONVER- 
SATION,     IN      WHICH      THE      LIBERTY      OF      "  THE 

PRESS"    is    DISCUSSED,    AND    THE    THISTLE    DE- 
CLARED  TO   BE  NOT    INDIGENOUS    TO    IRELAND.  — 
ARGUMENTS     AND     COACHES     LIABLE     TO      BREAK 
DOWN. HINTS  FOR    KEEPING  HOUNDS,  ETC.  ETC. 

ON  the  following  morning  the  coach  resumed  its 
journey,  and  Rory  and  the  stranger  still  con- 
tinued fellow-travellers. 

The  insolent  aggressor  upon  Rory,  as  well  as  the 
passenger  who  sat  beside  him,  did  not  appear  ;  but 
their  places  were  occupied  by  a  person  to  whom 
Rory  touched  his  hat  as  he  took  his  seat,  and  another 
who  seemed  to  be  his  companion.  The  latter  was 
decidedly  a  Scotchman  ;  what  the  other  might  be, 
it  was  not  so  easy  to  decide  —  perhaps  North  of 
England. 

He  addressed  Rory  and  expressed  surprise  at  see- 
ing him. 

"  Throth,  and  it 's  jist  as  little  I  expected  to  see 
you,  Mr.  Scrubbs,"  said  Rory. 

"  I  was  up  here  on  a  little  business,"  said  Scrubbs. 

"  That 's  what  you  're  always  up  to,  Mr.  Scrubbs," 
answered  Rory. 

"  And  you  're  just  as  ready  for  fun,  Rory.  I  sup- 
pose it  was  that  brought  you  here  ?  " 

"  No,  indeed,  sir,  —  it  was  the  coach  brought  me 
here  yestherday." 


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u  Ay,  ay,  —  there  you  are  at  your  answers  !  —  I 
suppose  it  was  in  Dublin,  then,  you  would  be  ?  " 

"  No,  indeed,  I  would  n't  be  if  I  could  help  it." 

"  Well,  but  you  were  there  ?  " 

"  Yes,  I  was." 

"  And  what  business  had  you  in  Dublin  ?  " 

"About  the  lease  of  the  place  below." 

"  Did  n't  I  tell  you  I  'd  see  about  that  when  the 
agent  came  down  ?  " 

"  Why,  you  wor  seein'  about  it  so  long  that  I 
thought  it  might  be  out  o'  sight  at  last,  and  so  I 
wint  myself  to  the  head  agent,  and  settled  it  at  wanst." 

Scrubbs  did  not  seem  well  pleased  at  this  informa- 
tion ;  and  silence  having  ensued  in  consequence, 
Rory  took  from  his  pocket  a  newspaper  and  began  to 
read.  For  some  time  Scrubbs  cast  suspicious  glances 
at  the  paper,  till  at  last,  when  Rory  turned  over  its 
front  page  and  discovered  the  title  of  "  The  Press," 
Scrubbs  could  no  longer  remain  silent. 

"  I  wonder  you  're  not  ashamed,"  said  Scrubbs. 

"  Of  what  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"To  read  that  paper." 

"  'Faith,  I  'd  be  more  ashamed  if  I  could  n't  read 
it !  "  said  Rory. 

"  Why,  it 's  all  sedition,  and  treason,  and  blas- 
phemy." 

-"  What 's  blasphemy  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"  'T  is  a  word,"  said  the  young  traveller,  "  that 
some  people  always  join  to  treason  and  sedition." 

Scrubbs  gave  a  look  askance  at  the  last  speaker; 
but  seeing  he  was  a  gentleman  and  rather  better 
dressed  than  himself,  he  made  no  observation  to  him, 
but  said  in  continuance  to  Rory,  —  "I  always  thought 
you  were  of  the  peaceable  and  well-disposed  class, 
O'More,  and  I  'm  sorry  to  see  you  read  that  des- 
perate paper." 
VOL.  i. — 4 


50  Rory  O'More 

"  'Faith,  it 's  very  desperate,  sure  enough,  if  it  be 
thrue  what  they  say  here,  that  bank-notes  will  be 
soon  worth  nothin',  and  won't  bring  a  penny  a  pound 
in  a  snuff-shop." 

"  What 's  that  but  treason,  I  'd  like  to  know  ?  " 
said  Scrubbs  ;  — u  endeavouring  to  undermine  the 
government  ?  " 

"  Sairtainly,"  said  the  Scotchman,  "  it  is  varra  bad 
to  destroy  the  cawnfidence  in  pooblic  creydit." 

u  I  dar  say,  sir,"  said  Rory  to  the  Scotchman, 
" you  would  rather  have  bank-notes  than  golden 
guineas  ? " 

"  I  did  na  say  that,"  said  the  Scotchman  drily ; 
"  but  bank-notes  are  a  suffeecient  security." 

"  And  they  say  here,"  said  Rory, "  that  we  ought  n't 
to  dhrink  tay  nor  coffee,  nor  take  snuff,  nor  smoke 
tabacky,  nor  dhrink  whisky." 

"  And  what  do  you  think  of  that  ?  "  said 
Scrubbs. 

"  'Faith,  I  think  thim  that  has  no  money  will  fol- 
low their  advice,"  said  Rory. 

"  Ay  !  but  look  at  the  villainous  intention —  to 
injure  the  revenue,  or  produce  a  rebellion." 

"You  think,  then,"  said  the  traveller,  " that  peo- 
ple must  either  smell  snuff  or  gunpowder,  whether 
they  will  or  no  ?  " 

"  I  know,  sir,  they  '11  have  gunpowder  enough  if 
it  goes  to  that.  We  have  plenty  of  loyal  men  to  put 
down  sedition,  both  militia  and  yeomanry." 

u  Which  you  can't  trust,"  said  the  traveller. 

"  Do  you  doubt  their  loyalty,  sir  ?  "  said  Scrubbs, 
waxing  rather  angry. 

u  It  would  seem  the  government  does,"  said  the 
traveller,  u  for  whole  regiments  of  yeomanry  have 
been  disbanded  this  year." 

This  was  a  bitter  truth  to  Scrubbs,  who  not  being 


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able  to  deny  the  fact,  returned  to  the  charge  upon 
"  The  Press." 

11  As  for  that  vile  paper,  they  would  do  right  to 
serve  it  as  4  The  Northern  Star '  was  served  the  other 
day,  when  the  Donegal  militia,  God  bless  them  ! 
broke  open  their  office,  burnt  their  papers,  and  broke 
their  printing-presses." 

"  What  noble  and  constitutional  work  for  soldiers 
to  be  employed  upon  !  "  said  the  traveller.  "  I  do 
not  wonder,  when  the  cloth  is  so  degraded,  that  high- 
minded  gentlemen,  such  as  the  Duke  of  Leinster,  Lord 
O'Neil,  and  Colonel  Conolly,  resign  their  regiments." 

This  was  another  bitter  fact  to  which  Scrubbs  was 
unable  to  reply ;  so,  leaving  the  field  in  possession  of 
the  enemy,  he  addressed  his  Scotch  friend  on  some 
fresh  subject,  and  thus  evaded  the  discussion. 

The  traveller  with  Rory,  and  Scrubbs  with  the 
Scotchman,  now  kept  themselves  distinct,  and  the 
day  was  passing  away  slowly  enough,  the  monotony 
of  the  road  only  broken  by  some  occasional  remark 
between  Scrubbs  and  his  friend,  or  the  young  travel- 
ler and  Rory  :  —  seeming  to  observe  each  other  with 
mutual  distrust,  a  restraint  was  put  upon  general  con- 
versation, and  it  was  only  some  passing  observation 
on  the  surrounding  scenery  that  either  party  would 
venture  to  indulge  in. 

The  day  was  more  than  half  spent,  when  they 
were  driving  through  a  fine  tract,  of  country,  which 
called  forth  the  Scotchman's  admiration. 

u  A  fine  kintra,  this,  Mr.  Scrubbs,"  said  he. 

"  Yes,"  said  Scrubbs, "  't  is  a  good  sort  of  country, 
but  not  fit  to  compare  with  England." 

Rory  looked  indignantly  at  him,  but  said  nothing. 

"  I  dinna  ken  aboot  England,"  said  the  Scotch- 
man ;  "  but  this  kintra  puts  me  varra  much  in  mind 
o'  my  ain." 


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"  Your  kinthry,  do  you  say  ?  "  said  Rory  with 
what  heroines  call  "ineffable  contempt." 

"  Yes,  my  kintra." 

u  Oh,  do  you  hear  this  !  !  "  said  Rory  to  the  young 
traveller.  "  He  is  comparin'  this  counthry  to  his  !  ! 
—  Why,  tare  an'  ouns  !  sir,"  said  Rory  to  the  Scotch- 
man ;  "  sure  you  would  n't  be  comparin'  this  lovely 
fine  counthry  to  Scotland  —  or  sayin'  it  was  like  it  ?  " 

"  Yes,  but  I  would,  though,"  said  the  Scotchman 
pertinaciously. 

"  Why,  by  the  seven  blessed  candles,  you  have  n't 
seen  a  thistle  for  the  last  tin  miles  !  "  said  Rory. 

The  young  traveller  laughed  at  Rory's  illustration, 
and  the  silence  and  disunion  of  the  two  parties  in- 
creased. 

Thus  the  day  wore  on  uncomfortably  enough,  and 
the  evening  began  to  close,  when  a  premature  stop 
was  put  to  their  journey  by  the  breaking  down  of  the 
coach. 

Fortunately  for  the  passengers,  the  accident  was 
not  one  that  placed  them  in  any  danger.  Some  of 
them  were  nearly  thrown  off,  and  a  lady  passenger 
who  was  inside  screamed,  of  course;  and  the  more 
she  was  assured  that  there  was  no  danger,  the  louder 
she  screamed.  In  the  mean  while,  the  passengers 
jumped  off;  and  the  extreme  amount  of  damage  to 
them  was,  that  they  could  proceed  no  further  by  the 
coach  on  their  journey  as  one  of  the  wheels  was 
broken. 

Now,  whenever  an  accident  of  this  kind  occurs 
which  is  manifestly  so  had  as  to  be  beyond  retrieving, 
it  may  be  remarked  that  every  one  looks  at  it  in  all 
possible  ways  —  under  it,  and  over  it,  and  round  it, 
just  as  if  looking  at  it  could  do  any  good.  So  were 
the  passengers  congregated  round  the  wheel  of  the 
coach,  all  making  their  remarks. 


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"  It  was  the  nave,"  said  one. 

«  No,  —  the  spokes,"   said  another. 

"  Oh  dear,  no,  —  the  tire,"  added  a  third. 

"  Most  provoking  !  " 

"  Scandalous  !  "  said  Scrubbs  ;  "  like  every  thing 
else  in  this  country  !  The  proprietors  ought  to  be 
prosecuted  for  having  a  coach  in  such  a  condition." 

"  Murther,  murther  !  "  said  the  coachman,  who 
lost  his  temper  at  last  when  the  honour  of  his  coach 
was  concerned  :  "  do  you  hear  this !  just  as  if  an 
accident  never  happened  to  a  coach  before." 

"  When  people  pay  their  money,"  said  Scrubbs, 
u  they  have  a  right  to  complain." 

"  Sairtainly,"  said  the  Scotchman.  "  In  fac,  I 
'thenk  the  money  should  be  refunded." 

"  Arrah  !  listen  to  him  !  "  said  Rory  aside  to  the 
stranger. 

"  How  far  is  the  coach  from  the  end  of  the  jour- 
ney ?  "  said  the  lady. 

"  'Pon  my  word,  ma'am,"  said  Rory,  "  the  coach 
is  at  the  end  of  its  journey  for  this  day,  any  how." 

"  And  what  are  we  to  do  ?  "  said  the  lady. 

"  I  'd  adveyse,"  said  the  Scotchman,  "  that  we 
should  get  poost-chaises,  and  chorge  them  to  the 
coach  propreytors." 

"  'Faith,  that 's  a  fine  plan,  if  you  could  get  them" 
said  Rory. 

"  Then  what  are  we  to  do  ?  "  said  the  lady,  again. 

"  If  you  'd  be  quiet  the  laste  taste,  ma'am,  if  you 
plaze,"  said  the  coachman,  "  we  '11  conthrive  some 
conthrivance  by-and-by." 

"  Why,  the  night  is  falling,"  said  the  lady. 

"  It  's  time  for  it,"  said  Rory. 

"  My  God  ! "  said  the  lady,  "  what  odd  answers 
these  people  give  one  !  " 

The  horses  became  restless,  for  the  wheelers,  pull- 


54  Rory  O'More 

ing,  and  finding  so  much  resistance,  began  to  kick, 
and  their  example  set  the  leaders  going :  the  coach- 
man and  Rory  ran  to  their  heads. 

"  Bad  luck  to  you,  you  fools  !  "  said  Rory  to  the 
horses ;  "  sure,  it 's  glad,  and  not  sorry,  you  ought  to 
be,  that  the  dhrag  is  off  o'  you  ;  be  quite  !  you  gar- 
rans,  will  you  !  "  and  he  forced  them  at  last  into  some 
obedience.  "  I  tell  you  what  you  Ml  do  now,"  said 
he  to  the  coachman  :  "  jist  take  off  the  horses,  —  they  '11 
be  quite  enough  here,  grazing  by  the  side  o'  the  gripe  ; l 
and  you  get  on  one  o'  them,  and  pelt  away  into  the 
town,  and  come  out  agin  wid  a  fresh  coach." 

"  Throth,  and  it 's  the  best  plan,  1  b'lieve,"  said 
the  coachman,  "  afther  all." 

"  And  must  we  stay  here  ?  "  said  the  lady. 

"  Barrin'  you  walk,  ma'am." 

"  And  how  far  might  it  be  to  walk  ?  " 

"  'Faith,  I  don't  rightly  know,"  said  the  coachman. 

"  You  're  a  feyne  driver,"  said  the  Scotchman, 
u  not  to  know  the  distance  on  your  ain  road." 

"  I  know  it  well  enough  whin  I  'm  dhriven,"  said 
the  coachman ;  u  but  how  should  I  know  how  far  it 
is  to  walk  ?  " 

"  Why,  you  stupid  rascal  !  "  said  the  Scotchman, 
about  to  make  an  elaborate  argument  to  show  the 
coachman  the  bull  he  had  made,  —  but  he  was  inter- 
rupted by  Rory. 

"Arrah!  never  mind  his  prate,  Hoolaghan ;  do 
what  I  bid  you,  —  away  wid  you  into  town  ! ' 

"  Indeed,  I  think  't  is  the  best  thing  you  can  do," 
said  the  young  traveller. 

"  And  must  we  stay  here  ?  Why  't  is  growing 
dark  already,  and  we  may  be  murdered  while  you  are 
away." 

u  Divil  a  one  'ill  take  the  throuble  to  murder  you  — 

1  The  ditch. 


55 

don't  be  in  the  laste  a'fear'd ! "  said  Rory.  "  Up 
wid  you  now  on  the  grey,  Hoolaghan,  your  sowl,  and 
powdher  away  like  shot  !  " 

"  What 's  that  he  's  saying,  sir,  about  powder  and 
shot  ?  "  said  the  lady  in  alarm. 

"  He 's  only  giving  directions  to  the  coachman, 
madam,"  said  the  young  traveller. 

u  But  he  said  powder  and  shot  !  sir  :  —  is  there  any 
danger  ?  " 

"  None  in  the  least,  I  assure  you,  madam." 

"  The  horses  'ill  stay  quite  enough  while  you  're 
gone,"  said  Rory  ;  "  here,  gi'  me  your  fut  —  I  '11  lift 
you  on  the  baste."  And  so  saying,  Hoolaghan  placed 
his  left  foot  in  Rory's  right  hand  ;  and  thus  aided,  he 
sprang  astride  of  one  of  the  coach-horses. 

"  There  now,"  said  Rory,  "  you  're  up  !  and  away 
wid  you  !  Jist  be  into  the  town  in  no  time,  and  back 
in  less.  '  That 's  the  cut !  says  Cutty,  when  he  cut 
his  mother's  throat.' ': 

"  What 's  that  he 's  saying,  sir,  about  cutting 
throats  ?  "  said  the  lady. 

"Nothing,  madam,  I  assure  you,  you  need  be 
alarmed  at,"  said  the  traveller. 

"  Indeed,  you  need  not  make  yourself  onaisy, 
ma'am,  in  the  laste,"  said  Rory,  after  he  had  placed 
Hoolaghan  on  horseback.  "  It  will  be  all  over  with 
you  soon  now." 

The  lady  shuddered  at  the  phrase,  but  spoke  not. 

"  And  now,  sir,"  said  Rory  to  his  felllow-traveller, 
"  it 's  time  we  should  be  thinkin'  of  ourselves : 
there's  no  use  you  should  be  loitherin'  here  until  the 
other  coach  comes  back ;  for  though  it 's  some  miles 
from  the  town,  where,  I  suppose,  you  were  goin'  to,  it 's 
not  far  from  this  where  I  must  turn  off  to  my  own 
place,  which  lies  acrass  the  counthry,  about  two  miles 
or  thereaway ;  and  if  you,  sir,  would  n't  think  it  be- 


56  Rory  O'More 

nathe  you  to  come  to  a  poor  man's  house,  sure  it 's 
proud  I  'd  be  to  give  your  honour  a  bed  ;  and  though 
it  may  not  be  as  good  as  you  're  used  to,  still  maybe 
't  will  be  betther  than  stoppin'  here  by  the  roadside." 

The  traveller  expressed  his  thanks  to  Rory  for  the 
kindness  of  his  offer,  but  said  that  perhaps  he  could 
as  well  walk  to  the  town.  To  this  Rory  objected, 
suggesting  the  probability  of  the  traveller's  losing  his 
way,  as  he  could  only  be  his  guide  as  far  as  the  point 
where  he  had  to  turn  towards  his  own  home  ;  besides 
many  other  arguments  urged  on  Rory's  part  with  so 
much  heart  and  cordiality,  that  he  prevailed  on  his 
fellow-traveller  to  accept  his  proffered  hospitality. 
Selecting  a  small  portmanteau  from  the  luggage,  the 
traveller  was  about  to  throw  it  over  his  shoulder, 
when  Rory  laid  hold  of  it,  and  insisted  on  carrying  it 
for  him. 

"  You  Ve  your  own  luggage  to  carry  !  "  said  the 
traveller. 

"Sure,  mine  is  nothin'  more  than  a  small  bundle  — 
no  weight  in  life." 

"  And  your  gridirons,  Rory  ?  " 

"  By  the  powers  !  I  was  near  forgettin'  thim" 
said  Rory ;  "  but  sure,  thim  itself  is  no  weight,  and  I 
can  carry  thim  all !  " 

"Stay  a  moment,"  said  the  traveller,  whose  gal- 
lantry forbade  that  he  should  leave  the  lady  of  the 
party,  alarmed  as  she  was,  in  such  a  situation,  and 
apparently  not  regularly  protected,  without  the  offer 
of  his  services.  He  approached  the  coach,  into  which 
the  lady  had  retired  to  avoid  the  dew  that  was  now 
falling  heavily,  and  made  his  offer  with  becoming 
courtesy. 

41 1  'm  much  obliged  to  you,  sir,"  said  she,  "  but  I 
have  my  husband  here." 

"Thank  you,  sir,"  said  a  miserable-looking  little 


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man,  who  had  not  uttered  a  word  before  ;  "  I  am  this 
lady's  husband."  -  -  He  did  not  dare  to  say,  "  This 
lady  's  my  wife." 

The  traveller  made  his  bow,  and  he  and  his  guide, 
leaving  the  forlorn  coach-passengers  on  the  road,  pro- 
ceeded at  a  smart  pace  towards  the  cottage  of  Rory 
O'More. 

"  Those  people,  I  think,  are  likely  to  remain  a 
good  while  before  assistance  can  reach  them,"  said 
the  traveller. 

"'Faith,  I'm  thinkin'  myself  they'll  have  a  good 
long  wait  of  it,"  said  Rory ;  "  and  in  throth  I  'm  not 
sorry  for  some  of  thim." 

"  Don't  you  pity  that  unfortunate  woman  ?  " 

"  Sorra  much  !  "  said  Rory  ;  "  the  screechin'  fool, 
with  her  shoutin'  about  her  throat  bein'  cut  !  —  though, 
indeed,  if  it  was  cut  itself,  it  would  n't  be  much 
matther,  for  all  the  sinse  I  heard  her  spake.  Throat 
cut,  indeed  !  as  if  the  whole  counthry  was  murtherers 
and  moroders.  In  throth  the  counthry  would  be  quite 
(quiet)  enough  if  they  'd  let  us  be  quite ;  but  it  's 
gallin'  and  aggravatin'  us  they  are  at  every  hand's 
turn,  and  puttin'  the  martial  law  on  us,  and  callin'  us 
bad  names,  and  abusin'  our  blessed  religion." 

"  And  are  the  people  much  dissatisfied  at  this  state 
of  things  ?  " 

"  Why,  I  don't  see  how  they  could  be  plazed,  sir  ! 
And  sure,  my  heart  warmed  to  you  whin  you  gave 
that  dirty  Scrubbs  his  answer  to-day  :  'faith,  he  got 
his  fairin'  any  how  from  you  !  he  had  no  chance  at 
all  with  you,  sir.  Oh,  when  you  silenced  him,  sure 
it  was  butther  to  my  bones  ! " 

"  By  the  by,  who  is  that  person  ?  "  said  the  traveller. 

"  He  is  a  fellow  that  lives  not  far  from  this,  sir;—- 
they  call  him  the  Collecthor." 

"  Collector  of  what  ?  " 


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"  Of  every  thing,  'faith.  He  collects  tithes  for  the 
parson,  and  rints  for  the  agint,  and  taxes  and  cess, 
and  all  to  that ;  and  so  he  goes  by  the  name  of  the 
Collecthor." 

"  He  's  not  an  Irishman  ?  " 

11  No,  thank  God,  he  's  not  !  Though,  indeed, 
there  's  some  of  the  Irish  bad  enough  to  their  own  or 
worse  than  sthrangers  maybe  ;  but  I  say,  thank  God, 
bekaze  there  's  one  blackguard  the  less  belongs  to  us." 

"  Has  he  been  long  here  ?  " 

"  Not  to  say  very  long  indeed,  considherin'  all  he 
has  done  for  himself  in  the  time.  I  remember,  whin 
he  came  among  us  first,  it  was  with  some  horses  —  a 
sort  of  low  stable-helper,  a  kind  of  a  hanger-on  about 
some  officers  that  was  in  the  town,  and  thin  he  was 
badly  off  enough.  He  had  n't  as  much  clothes  on  him 
as  would  scour  a  spit ;  and  his  flesh,  the  little  he  had 
of  it,  hangin'  about  him  as  if  it  did  n't  fit  him.  But 
he  wint  to  church  the  first  Sunday  he  was  here,  and, 
as  Prodestants  is  scarce,  he  was  welkim  to  the  parson  ; 
and  so  that  he  might  not  disgrace  the  congregation,  the 
parson  gev  him  some  dacent  clothes  :  and  thin  he  got 
him  to  do  odd  jobs  for  him,  one  way  or  another;  and 
so  he  made  himself  plazin'  somehow  to  the  parson, 
and  got  on  one  step  afther  another.  And  the  parson 
noticed  him  to  the  squire,  and  thin  this  squire  gave 
him  a  lift,  for  he  it  was  got  him  to  be  collecthor  ;  and 
now  he  has  a  mighty  snug  house,  and  a  nate  farm 
nigh  hand  to  the  parson,  though  the  first  place  he 
slep'  in,  not  along  ago,  whin  he  came  to  the  town 
beyant,  was  in  the  hayloft  of  the  inn,  for  they 
would  n't  dirty  the  barrack-stables  with  him." 

"  Then  the  parson  is  his  patron  ?  " 

"  Not  only  the  parson,  but  the  magisthrits  about 
the  place  as  well,  for  they  know  that  Squire  Ransford 
notices  him." 


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"  How  did  he  get  into  the  squire's  good  graces  ?  " 

41  There  was  a  cast-off  lady  of  the  squire's  that  was 
throublesome  to  him,  and  so  he  gev  some  soft  dis- 
course, and  hard  cash  too,  I  b'lieve,  to  Scrubbs,  to 
make  an  honest  woman  of  her,  and  take  her  off  his 
hands  ;  and  so  he  did  •,  and  now  you  '11  see  her  goin' 
in  her  jantin'  car,  if  you  plaze,  along  wid  that  mane- 
spirited  dog  that  tuk  another  man's  lavings,  marchin' 
into  church  every  Sunday  as  bowld  as  brass,  and  wid 
as  many  ribands  on  her  as  would  set  up  a  thravellin' 
pedlar." 

"  And  what  does  the  parson  say  to  all  this  ?  Does 
he  countenance  the  affair  ?  " 

"  Arrah,  what  can  he  do,  sir  ?  "  said  Rory.  "  Sure, 
he  can't  help  if  she  was  unproper ;  and  is  n't  it  better 
she  'd  go  to  her  duty  than  stay  away,  bad  as  she  is  ? 
And  sure,  if  she  was  a  sinner,  that 's  the  greater  the 
raison  why  he  'd  be  glad  to  help  her  in  mendin'  her 
ways ;  and  sure,  as  she  has  n't  the  luck  to  be  a 
Roman,  it 's  well  for  her  she  's  even  a  Prodestant  !  " 

"  That 's  a  very  charitable  view  of  the  matter  on 
your  part,"  said  the  traveller. 

"  Oh,  by  dad,  sir !  you  must  n't  be  too  hard  on  the 
parson,  for  he 's  a  dacent  man  enough.  If  all  the 
Prodestants  was  as  quite  (quiet)  as  him,  we  'd  never 
fall  out  wid  thim,  for  he  's  a  nice  aisy  man,  and  is 
good  friends  wid  Father  Kinshela,  and  both  o'  thim 
dines  together  wid  the  squire  whin  he's  here.  And 
you  know,  sir,  that 's  hearty  !  " 

"  Very,  indeed,"  said  the  traveller.  "  I  'm  glad  to 
hear  it." 

"Scrubbs  himself  is  a' nasty  fellow  ;  and  his  lady  is 
a  dab,  and  nothin'  else  :  but  sure  the  parson  can't  help 
that,  and  I  would  n't  expect  of  him  to  be  too  particular 
on  thim,  for  sure  he  must  be  glad  to  get  a  Prodestant 
at  all  in  his  church,  where  they  are  so  scarce. 


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Throth,  it  must  be  cowld  work  there,  in  a  big  ramblin' 
church  in  the  winther,  wid  so  few  in  it,  to  be  sayin' 
prayers !  " 

"  You  seem  to  like  the  parson,  I  think  ?  "  said  the 
traveller. 

"  Oh,  I  don't  mislike  him,  sir,  for  he 's  civil- 
spoken,  and  a  hearty  man,  and  he  likes  huntin'  and 
shootin',  and  divarshin  of  all  sorts." 

"  But  do  you  think  that  becoming  in  a  clergyman  ?  " 

"  Oh,  you  're  too  hard  on  the  clargy,  sir;  —  why 
wouldn't  they  be  merry?  —  sure  Father  Kinshela 
himself  sometimes  takes  a  dart  afther  the  dogs,  whin 
the  squire  is  down  here,  as  well  as  the  parson." 

u  Squire  Ransford,  then,  lives  here  a  good  deal  ?  " 

"  Not  a  good  dale,  sir,  —  only  by  times  whin  he 
comes  down  to  take  a  start  huntin'  or  shootin',  and 
thin  he  brings  down  a  power  o'  company  wid  him  ; 
but  unless  at  that  time,  the  place  is  like  a  wildherness, 
only  an  ould  woman  and  a  couple  o'  maids  to  mind 
the  house,  and  a  stable-helper  left,  or  somethin'  that 
way,  to  watch  the  place." 

"  A  single  stable-helper !  Did  n't  you  tell  me  he 
keeps  a  pack  of  hounds  ?  " 

"  Yis,  sir ;  but  he  does  n't  keep  up  the  dogs  unless 
whin  he  's  here  himself." 

"  How  does  he  manage,  then  ?  " 

"Why,  he  gives  one  couple  o'  dogs  to  one  tenant, 
and  another  couple  to  another,  and  so  on  in  that  way, 
while  he  is  n't  in  the  place  ;  and  whin  he  comes  back, 
he  gathers  thim  in  again  ;  and  so  he  is  n't  at  the 
expense  of  keepin'  up  the  kennel  while  he  's  away." 

"  What  a  shabby  fellow,"  said  the  traveller. 

"  Oh  !  not  to  say  shabby,  sir." 

"  Why,  what  else  can  you  call  quartering  his  dogs 
on  his  poor,  tenantry  ?  " 

"  Oh,  for  all  that  he 's  not  shabby  j  —  for  whin  ht 


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is  down  here,  the  company  is  never  out  of  his  house; 
and  they  say  there 's  lashings  and  lavings  of  every 
thing  in  it,  and  the  claret  flyin'  about  the  place  as 
common  as  beer,  and  no  stint  to  any  one,  I  'm 
towld." 

"  That 's  mere  wastefulness  and  rioting,  and  can- 
not in  my  opinion  redeem  his  shabbiness,  tor  I  cannot 
call  it  any  thing  else.  Can  he  not  feel  that  when  the 
poor  people  feed  his  sporting-dogs,  the  fruit  of  their 
labour  is  invaded  to  contribute  to  his  pleasure  ?  " 

"  Why,  if  you  go  the  rights  o'  the  thing,  what  your 
honour  says  is  thrue  enough  ;  but  we  would  n't  be  too 
sharp  in  looking  at  what  a  gintleman  would  do,  —  and, 
indeed,  I  don't  mislike  it  myself,  as  far  as  that  goes, 
for  the  couple  o'  dogs  that  is  left  with  me  I  do  have 
a  great  deal  of  fun  with." 

«  How  ? " 

"  Huntin'  rabbits,  sir." 

"  They  must  be  nice  dogs  after  that !  " 

u  Divil  a  harm  it  does  thim  !  —  sure  it  comes  nath'- 
ral  to  the  craythurs,  and  would  be  cruel  to  stint  them 
of  their  divarshin." 

"  And  do  you  all  hunt  rabbits  with  the  dogs  left  to 
your  care  ?  " 

"  Every  one  of  us." 

"Then  the  pack  can't  be  worth  a  farthing." 

"  Why,  indeed,  I  don't  deny  they  run  a  little  wild 
now  and  thin  ;  but  sure  what  would  be  the  use  of  a 
whipper-in  if  the  dogs  worn't  a  little  fractious  ?  " 

Rory  continued  his  discourse  with  the  stranger  as 
they  proceeded  on  their  road,  giving  him  various  in- 
formation respecting  the  squire,  and  the  collector,  and 
the  parson,  in  all  of  which,  though  Rory  did  not  so 
intend  it,  his  hearer  found  deep  cause  of  disapproval 
of  their  conduct.  Their  conversation  was  now  inter- 
rupted by  the  deep  baying  of  dogs ;  and  Rory  answered 


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ihe  sound  by  a  cheering  whoop,  and  the  calling  of  the 
dogs  by  their  names. 

"  There  they  are,  sir  !  "  said  he  ;  "  you  see  we  're 
jist  at  home." 

As  he  spoke  they  turned  into  the  little  boreen  already 
noticed,  and  two  hounds  came  rushing  wildly  up  the 
lane  and  jumped  upon  Rory  with  all  the  testimonials 
of  canine  recognition. 

"Down,  Rattler,  you  divil,  down! — you'll  tear 
the  coat  av  my  back.  Murther !  Sweetlips,  don't  be 
kissin'  me  —  down,  you  brutes  !  "  And  he  drove  the 
animals  from  him,  whose  furious  caresses  were  more 
than  agreeable.  "  Poor  things ! "  said  he  to  the 
stranger  in  a  kindly  tone,  "  sure,  thin,  it 's  pleasant 
even  to  have  a  dog  to  welkim  one  home." 

"  More  than  a  dog,  Rory  dear,"  said  a  sweet  voice 
from  amid  the  darkness ;  and  the  next  instant  a  girl 
ran  up  to  Rory,.  and  throwing  her  arms  round  his 
neck,  kissed  him  over  and  over  again.  He  returned 
her  embrace  with  affection,  and  said,  "  How  is  the 
mother  ?  " 

"  Hearty,  thank  God,"  said  the  girl. 

41  And  yourself,  Mary  dear  ?  " 

u  Oh,  what  would  ail  me  ?  —  But  tell  me,  what 
sort  of  a  place  Is  Dublin?, —  and  how  did  you  like 
it  ?  —  and  did  you  get  me  the  riband  ?  " 

"  It 's  my  sisther,  sir,"  said  Rory  to  his  guest,  pay- 
ing no  attention  to  the  numerous  questions  of  Mary, 
who  now,  for  the  first  time  observing  the  stranger, 
dropped  a  short  curtsy  to  him,  and  said  in  a  subdued 
voice,  "  Your  sarvant,  sir." 

"  Run  on,  Mary  dear,  and  tell  the  mother  we  're 
comin' ; "  said  Rory,  accompanying  his  words  with  a 
significant  pinch  on  Mary's  elbow,  which  meant, 
u  Make  the  place  look  as  dacent  as  possible." 

Mary     ran     hastily     forward,    fully    understanding 


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Rory's  telegraphic  communication  ;  and  when  the 
travellers  reached  the  cottage,  they  found  the  mother 
and  Mary  in  that  peculiar  state  of  action  which  in 
the  polite  world  is  called  "  hurry-scurry ;  "  and  the 
dragging  of  chairs  and  stools,  cramming  of  things  into 
corners,  and  slapping  about  with  the  ends  of  aprons, 
testified  their  anxiety  to  receive  so  unusual  a  visitor 
with  proper  honour. 

When  they  entered,  the  widow  first  received  her 
son  with  the  strongest  evidence  of  a  mother's  affection, 
kissing  him  tenderly ;  and  with  the  reverential  appeal 
to  Heaven  in  which  the  Irish  peasantry  so  much  in- 
dulge, she  said,  "  God  bless  you,  alanna,  you  're  wel- 
kim  home!"  She  then  turned  to  the  stranger,  and 
in  that  soft  accent  of  her  country  which  so  well  ex- 
presses the  gentlest  emotions  of  human  nature,  she 
said,  in  tones  that  would  have  almost  conveyed  her 
meaning  without  words,  "  You  're  kindly  welkim, 
sir." 

The  stranger  expressed  his  thanks ;  but,  notwith- 
standing the  manifest  commotion  which  his  arrival 
occasioned,  he  was  too  polite  to  seem  to  notice  it, 
and  did  not,  as  a  vulgar  person  always  does,  overload 
the  people  with  requests  not  to  trouble  themselves  on 
his  account. 

He  quietly  took  a  seat ;  and  Rory,  with  instinctive 
good  breeding,  took  another,  and  continued  to  dis- 
course with  his  guest.  Now  and  then,  to  be  sure,  he 
could  not  help  casting  his  eyes  towards  his  mother, 
who  was  busy  in  all  sorts  of  preparation,  and  asking, 
"  Can  I  help  you,  mother  dear  ? "  But  the  answer 
always  was,  — 

"No,  alanna.  Sure  you  're  tired  afther  your  jour- 
ney ;  and  Mary  and  myself  will  do  every  thing ;  and 
sure  it 's  glad  we  are  to  have  you,  and  proud  that  the 
gintleman  is  come  with  you,  and  only  hopes  he  '11  put 


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up  with  what  we  can  do:  but  sure,  if  the  enthertain- 
ment  is  poor,  the  welkim  is  hearty,  any  how." 

The  stranger  assured  her  of  his  sense  of  her 
kindness. 

"  If  we  knew  of  your  comin',  sir,  sure  we  could 
have  had  a  couple  of  chickens  ready  ;  and  if  the 
gintleman  would  wait  a  bit,  sure  it  is  n't  too  late  yet, 
and  can  have  a  rashir  and  egg  in  the  mane  time." 

"  My  dear  ma'am,"  said  the  stranger,  "  pray  don't 
think  of  chickens  to-night :  the  fact  is,  I  'm  very 
hungry,  and  I  don't  know  a  better  thing  than  a  dish 
of  rashers  and  eggs,  which  has  the  great  advantage, 
besides,  of  being  got  ready  sooner." 

Rashers  and  eggs  were  accordingly  got  ready  im- 
mediately ;  and  while  the  mother  was  engaged  in  the 
culinary  department,  Mary  spread  a  coarse  but  white 
cloth  upon  the  table,  and  taking  down  from  a  cleanly- 
scoured  dresser  some  plates  of  coarse  delf,  arranged 
the  table  for  the  supper.  This  the  hungry  travellers 
discussed  with  good  appetite  and  much  relish ;  and 
after  many  relays  of  the  savoury  viands  had  vanished 
rapidly  before  them,  a  black  bottle  of  whiskey  was 
produced,  and  some  hot  punch  being  made,  Rory's 
guest  protested  he  had  eaten  one  of  the  best  suppers 
he  ever  made  in  his  life. 

Rory  and  his  mother  and  sister  were  lavish  in  their 
compliments  to  the  stranger  on  being  so  easily  pleased, 
and  uttered  a  profusion  of  wishes  that  they  had  better 
to  offer.  This  by  their  guest  was  pronounced  impos- 
sible ;  and  when  at  last  the  stranger  retired  to  bed, 
they  parted  for  the  night  with  the  highest  opinion  of 
each  other, —  he  in  admiration  of  their  hospitality, 
and  they  of  his  condescension. 

Rory  then,  with  his  mother  and  sister,  drew  round 
the  fire,  and,  relieved  from  the  presence  of  a  stranger, 
indulged  in  that  affectionate  family  gossip  which 


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always  is  the  result  when  one  of  the  circle  has  re- 
turned from  a  temporary  absence.  Rory  sat  on  a 
chair  in  the  middle,  his  sister  on  a  low  stool  beside 
him,  with  one  hand  resting  on  his  knee,  and  her 
pretty  eyes  raised  to  his,  in  open  wonder,  only  to  be 
exceeded  by  the  more  open  wonder  of  her  mouth,  as 
Rory  told  something  of  what  he  had  seen  in  Dublin. 
The  widow,  on  the  other  side,  seated  in  a  low  easy 
chair  of  platted  straw,  looked  upon  her  son  with 
manifest  pleasure ;  and  while  she  led  Rory  into  a 
digression,  by  asking  him  how  he  managed  "  the  little 
business  "  about  the  lease,  Mary  filled  up  the  interval 
very  agreeably  by  looking  with  ecstasy  at  the  roll  of 
riband  which  her  brother  brought  her.  This  was  a 
great  delight  to  Mary  :  —  it  was  no  pedlar's  trash,  — 
no  common  thing  bought  at  a  booth  in  a  fair,  —  but 
a  real  downright  metropolitan  riband,  "  brought  all  the 
way  from  Dublin  to  herself."  Was  n't  she  happy  ? 
And  maybe  she  did  n't  think  how  she  'd  astonish 
them  next  Sunday  at  chapel  ! 

Rory  told  them  how  he  met  the  stranger  he 
brought  home,  and  of  the  accident  which  led  to  it, 
and  praised  him  to  the  skies  for  his  liberality  and 
gentlemanly  conduct,  —  swore  he  was  of  the  right 
sort,  and  said,  he  was  one  for  whom  a  poor  man  ought 
to  lay  down  his  life.  Such  was  Rory's  opinion  of 
the  stranger  he  had  met,  and  who  was  introduced  to 
the  reader  in  the  first  chapter  under  the  title  of  the 
"  Scholar."  How  he  acquired  this  title  will  be  sub- 
sequently seen. 

The  trio  talked  on  until  the  embers  on  the  hearth 
were  quite  burnt  out,  and  it  was  at  an  advanced  hour 
in  the  morning  that  they  separated  and  retired  to  their 
slumbers,  which  were  sound,  because  their  lives  weie 
healthful  and  innocent. 

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CHAPTER   V 

WHISKY      VERSUS      SMALL-POX. GHIBBERISH    VERSUS 

FRENCH.  A     SECRET     WITH     TWO     HANDLES     TO 

IT,     WHICH      OUR      HERO      AND      HIS       SISTER     LAY 
HOLD    OF 

THE  next  morning  the  Widow  O'More  and  her 
son  and  daughter  arose  refreshed  and  light- 
hearted,  but  not  so  their  guest  :  he  awoke  with  the 
burning  thirst,  intense  headache,  and  deadening  sen- 
sation of  sickness,  which  are  the  precursors  of  fever. 
It  was  early,  and  from  the  silence  that  reigned  in  the 
cottage  he  concluded  no  one  had  yet  riserr.  He 
endeavoured  to  sleep,  but  the  effort  was  vain  :  he  fell 
but  into  a  confused  dozing,  filled  with  broken  images, 
confused  recollections,  and  wild  imaginings,  from 
which  he  started  but  with  an  increased  sensation  of 
illness  upon  him  ;  and  even  when  the  inhabitants  of 
the  cottage  rose  they  came  not  near  him,  wishing  to 
leave  him  undisturbed  after  his  fatigue.  At  length, 
on  his  hearing  Rory's  voice,  he  exerted  his  so  as  to 
make  himself  heard  ;  and  when  Rory  entered,  he  per- 
ceived, from  the  heavy  eye  and  altered  countenance 
of  the  stranger,  that  he  was  unwell. 

tw  God  be  good  to  us  !  what  's  the  matther  with 
you,  sir  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"  I  'm  ill,  very  ill,  O'More,"  said  the  stranger 
languidly. 

"  Well,  don'  disturb  yourself,  sir,  and  you  '11  be 
betther  by  and  by,  plaze  God  !  " 


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"  I  'm  afraid  I  Ve  caught  the  small-pox,"  said  the 
stranger. 

u  I  hope  not,  sir :  don't  be  thinkin'  o'  sich  things. 
Sure,  how  would  you  get  the  small-pox  ?  " 

"  From  a  beggar  in  the  crowd  here  last  night,  when 
we  alighted  at  the  inn.  I  remember  shuddering  at 
the  mention  of  the  disease  when  she  spoke  of  it ;  and 
I  fear  I  am  infected  with  what  I  dread  more  than 
any  thing  under  the  sun."  l 

"  I  had  betther  bring  my  mother  to  you,  sir,"  said 
Rory,  "  for  she  is  very  knowledgeable  in  sickness, 
and  undherstands  the  aribs  "  (herbs)  ;  and  with  these 
words  he  left  the  room,  leaving  the  poor  sick  stranger 
utterly  at  a  loss  to  know  what  her  knowledge  of  the 
Arabs,  as  he  took  Rory's  word  to  be,  could  have  to  do 
with  his  illness. 

When  Rory  returned  with  his  mother,  she  asked 
the  stranger  (for  so  we  shall  yet  continue  to  call  him) 
how  he  felt.  He  told  in  what  manner  he  was  suffer- 
ing,, and  she  replied  by  proposing  to  him  to  take  a 
glass  of  whisky.  The  very  name  of  the  thing  pro- 
duced nausea  to  the  sick  man,  who  refused  the  offer 
with  a  shudder. 

"See  how  you  thrimble,  sir!"  said  she.  "In- 
deed, if  you  b'lieve  me,  a  good  big  dhrop  o'  whiskey 
is  the  best  thing  you  could  take." 

"  Don't  mention  it,  I  beg  of  you.  I  fear  it  is  the 
small-pox  I  have  caught." 

"  Plaze  God,  I  hope  not !  "  said  the  widow  :  "  but 
if  it  is,  not  a  finer  thing  in  the  world  than  a  dhrop  of 
whisky  to  dhrive  it  out  from  your  heart." 

Thus  she  continued  to  urge  the  taking  of  ardent 
spirits,  which,  to  this  hour,  in  the  commencement  of 

1  He  must  have  caught  the  disease  earlier,  as  the  infection  of 
small-pox  does  not  exhibit  itself  so  soon  ;  young  gentlemen 
are  not  expected  to  be  too  learned  in  such  matters. 


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every  sickness  amongst  the  Irish  peasantry,  is  con- 
sidered the  one  thing  needful,  and  for  the  reason  the 
widow  assigned  in  this  case,  namely,  to  "  dhrive  it  out 
from  the  heart."  The  heart  is  by  them  considered 
the  vulnerable  point  in  sickness  as  well  as  in  love ;  so 
much  so  indeed,  that  no  matter  what  disease  they 
labour  under,  it  is  always  called  an  "  impression  on 
the  heart."  So  well  understood  does  this  seem  to  be 
amongst  them,  that  even  the  part  affected  is  not 
necessary  to  be  named,  and  the  word  "  heart  "  is 
omitted  altogether ;  and  if  you  ask  "  What 's  the 
matter  with  such-a-one  ?  "  the  answer  is  sure  to  be, 
"  He 's  got  an  impression." 

"  Mrs.  O'More,"  said  the  stranger,  "  I  am  certain 
it  is  the  small-pox ;  and  while  I  may  yet  be  moved, 
pray  let  me  be  conveyed  to  the  neighbouring  town,  to 
the  inn,  and  let  not  your  house  be  visited  with  the 
disease  and  the  contagion." 

"  Oh,  God  forbid  that  I  'd  do  the  like,  sir,  and 
turn  the  sick  sthranger  outside  my  doors  whin  it 's 
most  he  wanted  the  caring  for  —  and  in  an  inn  too  ! 
Oh,  what  would  become  of  you  at  all  in  sich  a  place, 
where  I  would  n't  have  a  sick  dog,  much  less  a  gintle- 
man,  behowldin'  to  !  Make  yourself  aisy,  sir ;  and 
if  it 's  as  bad  as  you  think,  we  '11  take  care  o'  you, 
niver  fear." 

"  I  don't  fear,"  said  the  stranger,  affected  by  the 
widow's  kindness ;  "  but  it  is  not  right  that  you 
should  have  this  horrid  disease  under  your  roof,  and 
all  for  a  stranger." 

41  Keep  your  mind  aisy,  dear,  do  !  "  said  the  widow, 

—  "  sure  we  're  all  poor  craythers,  God  help  us  !  — 
and  if  we  did  not  help  one  another  in  our  want  and 
throuble,  it 's  the  dark  and  blake  world  it  would  be  ! 

—  and  what  would  we  be  Chrishthans  for  at  all,  if  we 
had  n't  charity  in  our  hearts  ?     I  beg  your  pardon,  sir, 


Rory  O'More  69 

for  sayin'  charity  to  a  gintleman  —  but  sure  it 's 
not  charity  I  mane  at  all,  only  tindherness  and 
compassion.  And  as  for  the  sickness  being  undher 
our  roof,  my  childher,  God  be  praised  !  is  over  the 
small-pox  —  iv  it  be  it  —  and  had  it  light,  —  as  well 
as  myself:  so  make  your  mind  aisy,  dear,  and  dhrive 
t  out  from  your  heart  with  the  whiskey.  Well,  well! 
don't  shake  your  poor  head  that  way  ;  I  won't  ax  you 
to  take  it  till  you  like  it  yourself:  but  whin  there  is 
an  impression,  there  's  nothin'  like  dhrivin'  it  out. 
So  I  '11  lave  you,  sir,  for  a  while  —  and  see  if  you  can 
sleep  ;  and  I  '11  come  in  again  by  and  by  ;  and  if  you 
want  any  thing  in  the  mane  time,  you  can  jist  thump 
on  the  flure  with  the  chair  —  I  have  put  it  convay- 
nient  to  your  hand  :  —  and  the  sooner  you  can  bring 
yourself  to  take  the  sper'ts,  the  betther.  Well,  well ! 
I  '11  say  no  more  —  only  it 's  the  finest  thing  in  the 
world,  with  a  clove  o'  garlic,  for  worms  or  fayver,  to 
throw  out  the  venom."  And  so,  muttering  praises 
on  her  favourite  panacea,  she  left  the  room. 

The  illness  of  the  stranger  increased  during  the 
day,  and  in  the  evening  he  began  to  speak  incohe- 
rently. The  Widow  O'More  now  thought  it  probably 
was  the  small-pox  with  which  her  guest  was  visited, 
and  began  to  take  the  most  approved  measures  that 
were  in  those  days  established  for  the  cure  of  that 
terrible  disease ;  —  that  is  to  say,  she  stopped  every 
crevice  of  the  room  whereby  air  could  be  admitted, 
opened  the  door  as  seldom  as  possible,  and  heaped  all 
the  clothes  she  could  on  the  patient,  and  gave  him 
hot  drinks  to  allay  the  raging  thirst  that  consumed 
him.  Not  content  with  heaping  bed-clothes  over  the 
unhappy  sufferer,  she  got  a  red  cloth  cloak  and 
wrapped  it  tightly  round  his  body ;  it  being  in  those 
days  considered  that  a  wrapper  of  red  cloth  was  of 
great  virtue. 


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Let  the  reader,  then,  imagine  the  wretched  plight 
the  poor  stranger  was  reduced  to,  and  what  chance 
of  recovery  he  had  from  such  treatment.  The  fever 
increased  fearfully,  and  he  soon  became  quite  delirious. 
During  his  ravings  he  imagined  the  bed  in  which  he 
lay  to  be  a  tent ;  for,  with  national  hospitality,  he  had 
been  placed  in  the  best  bed  in  the  house,  with  the 
flaring  calico  curtains  before  mentioned. 

"  Why  is  this  tent  square  ?  "   said  he. 

41  Whisht,  whisht,  dear,"  said  the  widow  soothingly. 

u  But  why  is  it  square  ?  —  And  look  here,"  said  he, 
seizing  the  curtain,  —  "  why  is  not  this  white  ?  why 
is  my  tent  red  ?  —  or  is  it  the  blood  of  the  enemy 
upon  it  ? " 

"  God  help  the  crayther  !  "  said  the  widow. 

Rory  now  entered  the  room ;  and  the  stranger 
started  up  in  the  bed  and  said,  "  §hti  vive  ?  " 

"  Sir  ?  "  said  Rory,  rather  astonished. 

"  Ah !  c'est  mon  caporal"  pursued  the  sick  man. 
44  Caporal^  nous  avons  vaincu  les  Anglais  !  —  voila  leur 
sang  ;  "  and  he  shook  the  curtains  fiercely. 

44  Humour  him,  dear,"  said  the  widow  to  Rory  ; 
44 the  crayther 's  ravin':  purtend  you  know  all  about  it 
—  that 's  the  best  way  to  soother  him." 

44  Sure  I  dunna  what  he 's  sayin'  —  he  's  muttherin' 
ghibberish  there." 

44  Well,  do  you  mutther  ghibberish  too,"  said  the 
widow,  and  left  the  room. 

44  Repondez  vite,  caporal"  said  the  invalid. 

44  Hullabaloo  ! "  shouted  Rory. 

44  ghi'est-ce  que  c'est  ?  " 

44  Hullabaloo  !  "  cried  Rory  again. 

44  Vous  etes  etranger"  said  the  poor  sufferer ; 
44  tremblez  !  esclave,  tremblez  !  rende z-vous !  "  and  he 
jumped  up  in  bed  — 4C  rendez  au  drapeau  tricolor  !  " 

44  A  dhrop  o'  what  ?  "  said  Rory. 


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"  Five  le  drapeau  tricolor  f  "   cried  De  Lacy. 

Rory  left  the  room,  and  told  his  mother  he  believed 
"  the  poor  gintleman  was  callin'  for  a  dbrop  o'  some- 
thing." She  entered  with  more  hot  drink,  and  asked 
the  sick  man  to  swallow ;  "  It  'ill  do  you  good, 
dear,"  said  she. 

u  Is  there  any  thing  you  'd  like  betther,  sir  ?  "  said 
Rory  ;  "  and  if  it 's  to  be  had  I  '11  get  it  for  you." 

The  stranger  seemed  to  be  recalled  from  his 
raving  a  moment  by  the  sounds  of  another  language 
upon  his  ears ;  and  looking  wildly  again  at  Rory  and 
his  mother,  and  the  bed,  he  said,  "  This  is  not  my 
tent  —  who  are  you  ?  —  where  am  I  ?  "  —  and  he 
flung  the  bed-clothes  down  from  him;  — then  seeing 
the  red  cloak  wrapped  round  him,  he  said  fiercely, 
" Take  this  accursed  cloth  from  off  me,  —  I'm  no 
slave  of  the  English  tyrants  ;  —  where 's  my  blue 
uniform  ? " 

"  Lie  down,  dear,  lie  down,"  said  the  widow. 

"  Never  !  "  said  the  sick  man,  —  "  we  '11  never  lie 
down  under  tyranny  !  "  and  he  attempted  to  jump 
from  the  bed. 

"  Rory  dear,  howld  him,"  said  the  widow,  — 
"  howld  him,  or  he  '11  be  out ;  and  if  he  catches 
cowld,  he's  lost." 

Rory  now  by  force  held  down  the  sufferer,  who 
struggled  violently  for  a  while,  but,  becoming  ex- 
hausted, sank  back  on  the  bed  and  groaned 'aloud. 
"  Ah  !  I  see  what  my  fate  is, —  I  'm  a  prisoner  in  the 
hands  of  the  accursed  English  !  " 

For  some  time  he  now  lay  quieter,  and  Mary  was 
left  to  watch  in  his  chamber  while  Rory  was  absent 
for  some  drugs  his  mother  sent  him  for  to  the  neigh- 
bouring village.  During  her  sojourn  in  the  room, 
Mary  often  heard  the  stranger  lamenting  his  fate  in 
a  plaintive  tone,  and  calling  on  a  female  name  in 


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passionate  accents.  In  this  state  for  some  days  the 
patient  continued  -,  his  paroxysms  of  raving  being 
but  varieties  of  lamenting  his  fate  as  a  prisoner,  call- 
ing for  his  blue  uniform,  and  invoking  a  female  name. 
From  the  nature  of  all  this  raving,  Rory  and  Mary 
drew  each  their  own  conclusions.  Rory,  from  his 
knowledge  of  the  stranger's  bearing  and  opinions 
before  he  fell  sick,  and  from  the  tone  of  his  subse- 
quent delirium,  suspected  he  was  an  officer  in  the 
French  army  ;  and  Mary,  from  his  frequent  calling 
on  a  female  name,  had  no  doubt  he  was  in  love. 
Now,  to  the  end  of  time,  Mary  could  never  have 
guessed  at  the  stranger's  profession,  nor  Rory  at  the 
state  of  his  heart :  but  these  are  the  delicate  shades 
of  difference  that  exist  between  the  mind  of  man  and 
woman.  The  sympathies  of  the  former  are  alive  to 
turmoil  and  strife ;  those  of  the  latter,  to  the  gentle 
workings  of  our  nature  :  the  finer  feelings  of  a  wo- 
man vibrate  with  magic  quickness  to  the  smallest 
indications  of  affection  ;  while  man,  like  the  war-horse 
of  the  Psalmist,  "  smelleth  the  battle  afar  off." 

Both  Rory  and  Mary  were  right  in  their  conclu- 
sions :  the  sick  stranger  was  an  officer  in  the  French 
service,  and  also  was  in  love. 

With  respect  to  the  love  affair,  the  tangled  busi- 
ness may  go  tangling  on,  as  the  more  tangled  such 
affairs  become  the  better;  but  of  the  stranger's  name 
and  purposes  it  is  time  the  reader  should  be  informed. 


CHAPTER   VI 

IN  WHICH  A  GENTLEMAN  WRITES  A  LETTER  AS 
LONG  AS  A  LADY'S 

HORACE  DE  LACY  was  the  stranger's  name. 
Descended  from  the  noble  race  of  De  Lacy, 
one  of  the  original  conquerors  of  Ireland,  he  inherited 
all  the  fire  and  courage  of  his  ancestors ;  but  now, 
the  descendant  of  the  enslaver  became  the  champion 
of  liberty,  and  panted  with  as  burning  a  zeal  for  the 
regeneration  of  his  country  as  his  ancestors  had  done 
for  her  subjugation,  for  Ireland  was  now  his  native 
land,  and  the  remark  so  often  made  in  the  chronicles 
of  England,  that  the  descendants  of  English  settlers 
in  Ireland  became  more  fierce  in  their  rebellion  than 
the  natives  themselves,  was  about  to  be  once  more 
verified  in  the  person  of  Horace  De  Lacy. 

Though  an  Irishman  by  birth,  he  had  for  some 
years  been  resident  in  France.  There  he  imbibed 
all  the  fierce  enthusiasm  to  which  the  epoch  of  the 
French  revolution  gave  birth,  and  the  aspirations  for 
universal  liberty  which  fired  his  young  heart  were 
first  directed  to  his  native  land.  As  early  as  1794, 
communications  were  carried  forward  between  the 
disaffected  in  Ireland  and  the  French  executive  :  and 
Doctor  Jackson,  one  of  the  agents  at  that  period, 
was  discovered,  and  would  have  been  hanged,  but 
that  he  escaped  the  ignominious  death  by  swallowing 
poison  in  the  dock,  where  he  died  in  the  face  of  his 


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accusers  and  his  judges.  The  death  of  Jackson  pro- 
duced a  great  sensation  in  Ireland.  It  made  the 
rapacious  and  intolerant  faction  that  then  ruled  the 
country,  more  insolent ;  and  those  who  cursed  their 
rule  and  endeavoured  to  overthrow  it,  more  cautious. 

The  result  was  fearful.  Wrong  was  heaped  upon 
wrong  by  the  oppressor  ;  —  suffered  in  hopelessness, 
but  remembered,  by  the  oppressed.  Each  new  aggres- 
sion on  the  one  side  produced  a  debt  of  hatred  on  the 
other,  and  the  account  was  carried  on  with  compound 
interest. 

In  1797,  another  communication  was  opened  be- 
tween the  disaffected  in  Ireland  and  the  executive  of 
the  French  government,  and  De  Lacy  was  one  of 
the  agents.  He  was  an  officer  in  the  French  army, 
and  volunteered  to  undertake  the  dangerous  duty  of 
visiting  Ireland  and  England,  with  a  view  of  ascer- 
taining the  probable  likelihood  of  success  in  a  revolu- 
tionary  movement  in  the  one  country,  and  the  state 
of  feeling  as  regarded  a  desire  of  revolution  in  the  other. 

In  France,  at  that  period,  it  is  singular  the  total 
ignorance  that  existed  with  relation  to  the  state  of  the 
united  dominions  of  Great  Britain.  Repeatedly  as 
they  had  been  assured  of  the  certainty  of  co-operation 
in  a  descent  upon  Ireland,  and  the  futility  of  any  such 
attempt  upon  England,  nevertheless  the  absurd  scheme 
was  entertained  of  letting  loose  some  French  despera- 
does in  England,  and  carrying  on  a  system  of  Chouan- 
nerte  in  that  country. 

The  most  active  and  intelligent  of  the  Irish  emis- 
saries, Theobald  Wolfe  Tone,  then  resident  at  Paris, 
had  repeatedly  assured  the  French  executive  that  such 
a  plan  was  worse  than  hopeless,  but  still  they  were 
not  convinced;  and  General  Clarke,  then  minister  of 
war,  because  he  bore  an  Irish  name,  and  was  of  Irish 
descent,  thinking  he  must  know  something  of  the 


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matter,  though  he  never  had  set  foot  in  the  country, 
helped  to  strengthen  them  in  this  belief,  and  notwith- 
standing all  the  assurances  and  arguments  of  Tone, 
Clarke  would  not  be  satisfied  of  the  truth  of  such 
statements  without  having  an  emissary  of  his  own  to 
visit  the  country  and  report  upon  it. 

De  Lacy  was  the  person  who  volunteered  this  ser- 
vice ;  and,  crossing  the  Channel  in  the  boat  of  a 
smuggler,  who  knew  the  coast  well,  and  was  in  con- 
stant habit  of  communication  with  both  England  and 
Ireland,  —  but  particularly  the  latter,  —  he  had  been 
for  some  time  in  London  and  through  the  English 
provinces  before  he  visited  Ireland.  There  he  had 
but  recently  arrived  when  Rory  O'More  met  him 
as  a  travelling  companion  ;  and  of  the  events  of  his 
journey  since,  the  reader  is  in  possession. 

What  impressions  his  observations  in  England  pro- 
duced may  be  seen  by  the  following  letter,  which  was 
forwarded  to  France  by  a  sailor  on  board  a  vessel 
which  traded  between  Dublin  and  France,  under 
Swedish  colours,  and  under  the  particular  patronage  of 

Lord ,  then  high  in  the  government  of  Ireland, 

and  the  most  vindictive  enemy  of  the  liberal  party. 

It  may  be  asked,  why  did  Lord permit,  much 

less  patronise,  this  proceeding  ?  It  was  because  the 
vessel  was  chartered  by  a  certain  merchant  to  whom 
he  was  indebted  in  large  loans  of  money ;  and  the 
accommodation  thus  afforded  was  partly  paid  by  the 
exclusive  permission  of  trading  with  France  thus 

granted  by  Lord  ,  whose  influence  in  Ireland 

was  then  so  paramount,  that  a  word  from  him  was 
sufficient  to  guarantee  the  safety  of  his  friend's  ship, 
by  the  willing  blindness  of  the  commissioners  of 
customs,  '  who  always  treated  this  make-believe 
Swedish  vessel  with  the  most  exemplary  indulgence. 
Certain  intelligence  from  France,  too,  was  procured 


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in  this  way:  but  while  the  noble  lord  and  his  party 
thus  obtained  information,  they  little  dreamed  that 
the  same  channel  was  used  for  the  transmission  of 
intelligence  between  their  enemies. 

In  the  packet  of  information  that  follows,  the 
reader  must  not  be  startled  at  its  high-sounding  style : 
the  tone  of  the  period  was  extravagant,  particularly 
in  France ;  and  De  Lacy  was  of  that  age  and  of  that 
profession  which  delights  in  flourishes  whether  of 
trumpets  or  words.  The  packet  was  addressed  to  a 
certain  "Citizen  Madgett  "  at  Paris,  well  known  in 
those  days  to  the  Irish  republican  party,  and  to  whom 
General  Clarke  had  desired  De  Lacy's  communica' 
tions  to  be  made.  Its  contents  ran  thus  :  — 

"  You  know  with  what  feelings  I  left  France.  1 
rejoiced  there,  in  common  with  my  fellows,  in  the 
triumph  that  right  had  achieved  over  wrong  ;  in  the 
majesty  of  human  nature  overcoming  the  kings  that 
would  have  enslaved  her ;  in  the  brilliant  era  of 
retribution  and  resuscitation  that  more  than  redeemed 
the  tyranny  and  suffering  that  gave  it  birth.  You 
know  how  I  hoped,  in  the  warmth  of  my  head  and 
heart,  that  the  rest  of  mankind  should  share  in  the 
blessings  we  had  so  dearly  purchased  with  our  blood, 
and  that  man,  freed  from  the  thraldom  of  ages,  should 
form  but  one  family  ;  that  the  prejudices  and  distinc- 
tions of  countries  should  be  forgotten,  and  regenerated 
mankind,  as  one  nation,  kneel,  Peruvian-like,  to  the 
newly-risen  sun  of  their  freedom. 

"  But  this  glorious  dream  has  been  disturbed  since 
I  left  you.  I  visited  England  with  the  view  of 
kindling  on  a  thousand  altars  the  fire  of  liberty  that  I 
bore  with  me  from  liberty's  own  temple :  but  the 
moral  as  well  as  the  natural  atmosphere  of  England  is 
damp  and  chilly,  compared  with  the  country  of  the 


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vine,  and  I  found  myself  a  disappointed  enthusiast, 
with  few  or  none  to  share  in  my  raptures.  My 
hymn  of  liberty  was  not  half  so  cheering  to  me  as 
the  clank  of  John  Bull's  chains  to  his  own  ears  (and 
long  enough  they  are)  ;  and  a  priest  of  liberty,  like 
any  other  priest,  cuts  a  very  contemptible  figure  with- 
out a  congregation. 

"  So,  after  some  little  time,  seeing  the  state  of 
affairs  stand  thus,  I  began  to  look  about  me  with 
more  observation.  4  Perhaps,'  said  I  to  myself, 4  John 
Bull  is  like  his  own  flint-stones,  with  fire  enough  in 
him,  only  you  must  strike  him  hard  ; '  and  so  I  laid 
myself  out  for  observation,  and  was  on  the  alert  for 
every  grievance. 

"  I  was  baffled  in  making  any  great  advances 
towards  my  object,  and  after  some  time  fruitlessly 
spent,  it  struck  me  that  the  capital  city  of  a  kingdom 
is  not  the  place  to  judge  of  the  real  state  of  a  country, 
or  measure  the  feelings  of  the  people.  c  Here,'  said 
I,  4  in  London,  where  peers  have  their  palaces,  and 
merchants  their  mansions :  where  wasteful  wealth 
and  lavish  luxury  deprave  the  whole  community,  and 
blinding  the  citizen  to  the  real  state  of  things,  make 
him  believe,  because  he  is  a  sharer  in  the  plunder  they 
are  wasting,  that  he  is  a  gainer  by  their  extravagance ; 
—  here  is  not  the  place  to  hope  for  the  altar  of  free- 
dom, and  the  rights  of  regenerated  man  to  be  respected. 
The  Londoner  will  endure  the  abuses  of  his  time  be- 
cause he  enjoys  from*  them  a  temporary  benefit,  and 
even  upholds  the  very  tyranny  of  which  he  himself 
will  be  the  last  to  suffer.  But  to  be  the  last  in  suf- 
fering is  considered  a  wondrous  gain  in  our  contempt- 
ible natures.  How  like  men  are  to  children  in  such 
matters !  I  remember,  at  school,  how  the  timid 
boys  hung  back  from  a  cup  of  medicine,  or  the  cold- 
bath,  or  punishment,  and  the  wretch  who  was  last 


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drenched  with  rhubarb,  shoved  into  the  river,  or 
flogged,  thought  himself  a  clever  fellow,  and  enjoyed 
a  sort  of  per  centage  on  the  suffering  that  had  gone 
before  him.  So  is  it,'  thought  1, 4  with  the  Londoner : 
but  I  will  go  into  the  country,  and  there,  in  the  in- 
terior of  England,  observe  the  canker  that  is  at  her 
heart ;  and  while  I  observe  the  disease,  I  will  incul- 
cate the  remedy.' 

11  With  this  view  I  quitted  the  capital  and  visited 
a  village.  The  lord  of  the  soil  (one  of  the  magnifi- 
cent English  baronets)  I  knew  was  in  the  capital  at 
the  time,  and  from  his  neglected  and  forsaken  tenantry 
I  might  hope  to  hear  the  murmurs  of  dissatisfaction 
and  the  desire  of  redress.  But  in  this  I  was  dis- 
appointed. I  wished  to  see  what  extent  of  domain 
the  aristocrat  appropriated  to  his  own  enjoyment 
(when  he  was  at  home),  and  walked  towards  '  the 
Honor,'  as  it  is  called,  in  expectation  of  seeing  the 
shutters  closed,  and  grass  growing  through  the  ave- 
nues. I  leaped  a  fence,  and  proceeded  through  a  rich 
field  and  a  piece  of  beautiful  plantation,  until  I  was 
accosted  by  a  well-dressed  peasant,  who  asked  me, 
somewhat  sturdily,  what  brought  me  there.  I  told 
him  I  was  going  to  look  over  the  grounds  and  see  the 
house.  He  asked  me,  had  I  got  leave,  and  how  did 
I  get  in  ?  On  telling  him  how,  he  said  that  crossing 
the  fence  was  not  permitted,  and  suggested  my  going 
back.  I  said,  if  the  family  were  at  home,  I  would 
not  have  taken  the  liberty  to  "intrude ;  but  in  their 
absence  there  could  be  no  offence.  c  Sir  Richard  is 
quite  as  particular  when  he  is  away,'  was  the  answer. 
*  Is  he  so  very  churlish,'  said  I,  c  as  to  object  to  a 
gentleman  crossing  his  domain  when  he  is  away,  and 
when  his  privacy  cannot  be  invaded  ? '  l  Oh,  whether 
he  's  here  or  not,  is  no  odds,'  replied  the  man ;  *  for 
strangers  running  in  and  out  of  the  park  would  spoil 


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it  just  as  much,  whether  Sir  Richard  be  here  or  no.' 
4 Then  he  keeps  up  his  park  at  all  times?'  said  I. 
4  To  be  sure,  sir,  he  do,'  said  the  man,  looking  at  me 
as  if  he  did  not  know  whether  I  was  a  rogue  or  a 
simpleton.  'And  may  I  not  be  permitted  to  walk 
through  the  park?'  'Why,  sir,  if  you  get  leave  of 
Mr.  Lowndes,  or  Mr.  Banks,  or  the  steward,  or  the 

agent,  or '      And  on  he  went,  telling  me  how 

many  people  could  give  me  leave,  till  I  interrupted 
him  by  saying,  c  Why,  you  have  a  large  establishment 
here.'  l  Oh,  yes,  sir,'  said  he;  'it's  all  the  same, 
like,  whether  Sir  Richard  be  here  or  no  —  except  that 
there  's  not  the  company  at  the  house.'  '  And  who 
may  you  be  ? '  I  inquired.  'One  of  the  keepers,  sir.' 
4  Well,'  said  I,  '  as  I  have  not  time  to  ask  any  of  the 
people  you  have  named,  perhaps  you  would  be  so 
obliging,'  —  and  all  the  time  I  kept  a  telegraphic 
fumbling  of  my  right  hand  in  my  waistcoat  pocket, 

—  'you  would  be  so  obliging  as  to  show  me  up  to 
the  house,'   and  as   I   finished   my   query,  I   slided  a 
half-crown  backwards  and  forwards  between  my  fore- 
finger and  thumb.     '  Why,  sir,'  said  the  keeper,  '  as  I 
sees  you  're  a  gen'lman,'  —  and  he  looked,  not  at  me, 
but  at  the  half-crown,  —  'I  cawn't  see  no  objections;' 
and  a  transfer  of  my  money  and  his  civility  at  once 
was  effected. 

"  My  guide  led  me  through  a  splendid  park  towards 
the  house :  no  grass  growing  through  the  walks,  as  I 
anticipated,  —  but  beautifully  kept,  as  if  the  lord  of 
the  soil  were  present.  We  reached  the  house:  no 
closed  shutters,  but  half-open  windows,  and  the  cur- 
tains from  within,  caught  by  the  breeze,  peeping  out 
to  visit  the  roses  that  were  peeping  in  to  meet  them 

—  a  sort  of  flirtation  between  the  elegancies  of  the 
interior  and  exterior. 

u  On   entering   the  house,  I   found   myself  in   a 


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square  nail,  lined  throughout  with  oak.  The  ceiling 
was  low  and  divided  by  richly-carved  octagonal  frame- 
work into  compartments  ;  the  polished  floor  was  also 
inlaid  after  the  same  pattern,  and  the  wainscot  elab- 
orately panelled  and  covered  with  curious  carving. 
Old  suits  of  armour,  cross-bows,  bills,  partisans,  two- 
handed  swords,  and  other  weapons,  were  distributed 
around  the  apartment;  and  an  enormous  blood-hound 
lay  stretched  upon  the  floor,  basking  in  the  sun,  and 
seemed  a  suitable  tenant  of  this  domestic  armoury. 
I  strolled  through  room  after  room,  and  an  air  of 
habitual  wealth  prevailed  throughout. 

"  There  was  an  old  library,  with  pieces  of  buhl 
furniture,  and  old  ebony  seats  and  chairs,  with  large 
down  cushions,  where  one  might  luxuriate  in  learn- 
ing. And  this  delightful  old  room  looked  out  on  an 
antique-looking  garden,  whose  closely-cut  grass-plots 
were  like  velvets,  and  divided  by  high  hedge-rows  of 
yew,  cropt  as  smooth  as  a  wall.  Then  a  large  cedar 
spread  his  dusky  branches  so  close  to  the  windows 
as  to  exclude  some  portion  of  the  light,  and  produce 
that  demi-jour  so  suitable  to  a  place  of  study.  There 
were  pictures  throughout  the  house,  principally  por- 
traits, of  which  the  English  are  so  fond  —  some  of 
them  very  good,  sufficiently  so  to  be  valuable  as 
works  of  art.  Holbein  and  Vandyke  had  immortal- 
ised some  of  the  former  owners  of  the  Honor ;  and 
there  they  hung  in  goodly  succession,  holding  a  place 
on  the  walls  of  the  chateau  they  had  successively 
been  masters  of.  The  seal  of  Time  was  on  all  this 
evidence;  —  here  from  sire  to  son  had  plenty  been 
transmitted,  and  wealth  and  comfort  were  hereditary. 
There  was,  withal,  such  an  air  of  peace  and  tranquil- 
lity about  the  old  place,  that  it  was  quite  soothing : 
you  could  hear  through  the  open  casements  the  rust- 
ling of  the  flowers  in  the  garden,  as  the  warm  breeze 


Rory  O'More  81 

whispered  through  them  and  wafted  their  fragrance 
into  the  library.  Could  one,  at  such  a  moment, 
think  hopefully  of  revolution  ?  —  where  so  much 
comfort  existed,  there  also  would  exist  the  love  of 
repose.  I  confess  I  was  overcome  by  the  influence 
of  all  I  had  seen,  and  convinced  that  Tone  is  quite 
right.  On  quitting  the  Honor,  however,  I  con- 
sidered that  though  the  aristocracy  might  revel  in 
such  enjoyments  as  these,  the  great  mass  of  the 
people  would  be  willing  to  invade  a  repose  that  was 
purchased  at  the  price  of  their  labour  and  taxation, 
and  a  system  where  the  many  were  sacrificed  to  the 
few.  '  It  is  not  in  Allenby  Honor  I  must  look,' 
thought  I,  '  but  in  the  village.' 

"  Here,  after  days  of  observation,  I  confess  I 
think  the  hope  of  revolutionising  England  quite  ab- 
surd. The  comforts  of  the  people  are  generally 
such,  that  men  with  less  caution  than  the  English 
would  not  risk  the  loss  of  them  in  the  hope  of  specu- 
lative blessings.  Their  houses  are  well  built,  and  so 
beautifully  clean! — but  not  merely  clean — a  love 
of  embellishment  is  to  be  seen  :  trailing  plants  perhaps 
festoon  their  windows  round  a  bit  of  trellis,  a  white 
curtain  peeping  from  within  ;  there  is  a  neat  paling 
round  the  house,  and  flowers  within  this  fence  ;  — 
the  cultivation  of  flowers  in  the  little  gardens  of  the 
lower  orders,  bespeaks  a  country  in  contentment. 
Then  the  better  class  of  dwelling,  with  its  paved 
walk  leading  up  from  the  outer  gate  through  ever- 
greens, and  its  bright  brass  knocker  and  bell-pull, 
and  white  steps,  that  seem  as  if  they  had  been 
washed  the  minute  before;  the  windows  so  clean, 
with  their  Venetian  blinds  inside  and  fresh  paint 
without :  in  short,  I  could  not  enumerate  a  twen- 
tieth part  of  these  trifling  evidences  that  go  to  prove 
the  ease  and  prosperity  of  these  people. 
VOL.  i  —  b 


82  Rory  O'More 

"Their  domestic  arrangements  keep  pace  with 
this  outward  show.  They  are  universally  well  found 
in  the  essential  comforts  of  life;  —  they  have  good 
beds,  are  well  clothed  and  well  fed.  I  saw  an  olA 
fellow  yesterday  evening  driving  his  water-cart  to  tne 
river,  and  he  was  as  fat  and  rosy  as  an  alderman  :  the 
cart  and  the  water-barrel  upon  it  were  nicely  painted, 
and  as  the  little  donkey  drew  it  along,  the  old  fellow 
trudged  beside  it,  comforting  himself  with  the  sup- 
port of  a  stick.  Fancy  a  peasant  with  a  walking- 
stick  !  —  do  you  think  that  fellow  would  turn  rebel  ? 

—  never ! 

"On  a  little  green  beside  the  village,  some  boys 
were  playing  at  cricket :  they  had  their  bats  and 
ball  —  poverty  cannot  be  here  when  peasants  can 
buy  the  materials  of  play  for  their  children.  Then 
the  children  seemed  so  careful  !  —  the  coats  and  hats 
they  had  taken  off  during  their  exercise  were  piled  in 
a  heap  at  a  distance,  and  when  their  game  was  fin- 
ished, they  dressed  themselves  with  such  regularity  ! 

—  and  with  what  good  clothes  they  were  provided  ! 
"This  is  not  the  country  for  revolution! — such 

is  my  firm  conviction.  There  are  some  in  England 
who  hail  with  rapture  the  dawn  of  liberty,  and  wish 
that  its  splendour  may  lighten  all  nations ;  but  that 
number  is  comparatively  small,  and  I  cannot  wonder 
at  it,  after  all  I  have  seen.  Believe  me,  there  are 
few  men  in  England  like  Home  Tooke.  By  the  by, 
I  must  tell  you  a  capital  thing  he  said  the  other  day. 
The  conversation  ran  upon  definitions,  and  some  one 
said  it  would  be  very  hard  to  define  what  was  treason. 
1  Not  at  all,'  said  Home  Tooke  :  4  it  is  nothing  but 
reason  with  a  /  to  it.'  -  -  Was  n't  it  capital  ? 

"  To  conclude,  —  Tone  is  right.  I  repeat  it,  no 
hopes  can  be  entertained  of  revolutionising  England. 

"  I  go  to  Ireland  next  week;  and  from  all  I  can 


Rory  O'More  83 

icarn  here,  matters  promise  better  for  us  there.  I 
carry  this  letter  with  me  to  Dublin,  whence  I  shall 
transmit  it  to  you  by  our  Swedish  friend.  You  shall 
hear  from  me  again,  immediately  that  I  have  made 
my  observations. 

"  H.  D.  L." 

Now,  bating  the  flourishes  about  freedom  and 
regenerated  mankind,  there  is  much  good  sense  and 
shrewd  observation  in  this  letter.  It  will  be  per- 
ceived, that  however  great  his  revolutionary  enthu- 
siasm, it  did  not  carry  him  away  into  the  folly  of 
believing  in  impossibilities :  he  saw,  and  said,  that 
England  could  not  be  revolutionised,  for  her  people 
enjoyed  too  many  comforts  to  throw  them  away 
in  a  civil  war.  This  temperate  tone  is  noticed  to 
the  reader,  to  show  that  De  Lacy  was  a  trusty  agent 
in  the  cause  he  undertook ;  that,  uninfluenced  by 
his  preconceived  notions,  and  in  the  very  teeth  of 
his  wishes,  he  saw  England  was  beyond  the  reach 
of  revolutionary  influence,  and  pointed  out  the  rea- 
sons why.  Let  the  reader  mark  the  calm  and  judi- 
cious observation  of  the  man,  for  in  due  time  another 
letter  of  his  will  appear,  describing  the  state  of  Ire- 
land ;  and  the  influence  of  that  letter  will  be  the 
greater  by  remembering  the  foregoing  one,  and  bear- 
ing in  mind  that  the  same  man,  exercising  the  same 
observation,  and  with  the  same  desire  to  ascertain  the 
real  probability  of  success  in  a  revolutionary  move- 
ment, is  the  writer.  The  wishes  and  hopes  of  the 
republican  were  utterly  overthrown  by  the  security 
and  prosperity  of  England,  but  he  found  in  the 
misery  and  misrule  of  Ireland  the  ready  materials 
for  a  country's  convulsion. 


CHAPTER   VII 

A    MAN    OF    LAW    AND    PHYSIC 
"  He  was  a  man  to  all  the  country  dear !  " 

DE  LACY'S  fever  continued  to  rage,  and  his 
raving  to  proceed  in  their  usual  course.  Two 
things  were  in  his  favour,  his  fury  at  the  red  cloth 
obliged  the  Widow  O'More  to  give  up  that  hope  of 
recovering  her  patient;  and  all  her  ingenuity  could 
not  induce  him  to  take  whisky,  even  in  the  most 
diluted  form.  Sometimes,  when  the  poor  sufferer 
had  been  calling  for  drink  for  some  time,  the  cunning 
prescriber  would  enter  with  a  vessel  of  liquid  con- 
taining; a  portion  of  the  favourite  medicine,  and  hop- 
ing that  the  anxiety  for  any  alleviation  of  thirst  would 
make  him  swallow  it  without  examination,  she  would 
say  —  "  Now,  dear,  here  't  is  for  you.  Dhrink  it  up 
at  once,  —  dhrink  it  up  big  !  " 

Poor  De  Lacy  would  seize  the  vessel  with  avidity, 
and  make  a  rush  with  open  mouth  upon  it  ;  but  the 
moment  the  presence  of  whisky  was  apparent,  he 
would  refuse  it.  In  mere  charity,  at  last,  though 
without  any  hope  of  doing  him  good,  the  widow 
made  him  some  plain  two-milk  whey,  and  this  he 
swallowed  with  that  fierce  desire  for  drink  that  the 
thirst  of  fever  or  the  Desert  only  knows. 

Rory  procured  the  drugs  his  mother  ordered  at  the 
village,  and  brought  them  back  to  her  with  all  the 
speed  that  might  be.  What  they  were  it  is  needless 


Rory  0 'More  85 

to  know,  and  perhaps  the  Faculty  might  or  might 
not  be  benefited  by  the  knowledge  ;  but  as  vaccina- 
tion has  triumphed  over  the  terrible  plague  that  then 
scourged  mankind,  it  is  unnecessary  to  seek  what 
were  the  nostrums  the  widow  employed  in  her  medi- 
cal capacity. 

"  Who  do  you  think  did  I  meet  at  M'Garry's 
to-day,  whin  I  wint  there  for  the  physic  ? "  said 
Rory  on  his  return. 

"  Arrah,  who  thin  ?  "   said  his  mother. 

"Sweeny  !" 

"  Is  it  Sweeny  ?  " 

"  Divil  a  less  !  " 

"  I  wondher  he  is  n't  ashamed  to  go  the  place,  the 
dirty  scut !  His  father  was  a  'pottekerry,  and  he 
must  turn  atturney  ;  and  instead  of  follyin'  his  dacent 
father's  business  before  him,  and  attindin'  to  the 
'pottekerryin',  it  's  the  'turneyin'  he  must  be  afther — 
bad  luck  to  him  !  —  and  instead  of  doin'  people 
good,  and  curin'  them  of  any  thing  might  come  over 
thim,  he  's  doin'  thim  all  the  harm  he  can,  and  laving 
them  without  any  thing  over  them,  —  not  as  much  as 
a  blanket,  much  less  a  house.  His  father  used  to 
cure  'ructions,1  but  he  's  risin'  them  :  and,  as  I  said 
before,  I  wondher  he  's  not  ashamed  to  go  into  the 
owld  shop,  for  it  ought  to  remind  him  that  he  might 
be  a  dacent  'pottekerry,  instead  of  a  skrnuging  'turney, 
as  he  is  :  and  more  betoken,  the  dirty  little  'turney 
to  set  up  to  be  a  gintleman,  and  for  that  same  to 
change  his  blessed  and  holy  religion,  and  turn 
prod'stant !  Oh,  the  little  vagabone  ! : 

Now  it  will  be  seen  the  widow  wound  up  her 
philippic  against  Sweeny  by  placing  the  heaviest 
offence  the  last ;  —  "  He  turned  prod'stant ;  "  —  this 
was  the  great  crime  in  the  widow's  eyes,  and  indeed 

1  Ruction  signifies  a  breaking  out,  a  disturbance. 


86  Rory  O'Mvre 

in  those  of  most  of  the  people  of  her  class.  Sweeny 
might  have  robbed  all  Ireland,  and  suffered  less  ir> 
their  opinion  than  by  the  fact  of  his  going  to  church. 
Poor  Ireland  !  —  the  great  question  of  a  man's  vice 
or  virtue,  fitness  or  unfitness,  talent  or  stupidity, 
wisdom  or  folly,  treason  or  loyalty,  was  answered 
in  those  days  by  the  fact  of  whether  he  went  to 
a  protestant  church  or  a  catholic  chapel.  The  two 
sects  disliked  each  other  equally ;  but  the  protestant 
born  and  bred  was  not  half  so  much  loathed  as  the 
apostate  who  renounced  the  faith  of  his  fathers  for 
"  the  flesh-pots  of  Egypt ;  "  and  the  Roman  catholics 
were  the  more  jealous  of  this  defection,  because  they 
never  had  any  converts  from  the  protestants  in  return, 
and  for  the  best  reason  in  the  world, —  there  was 
nothing  to  be  made  by  it. 

Now  it  was  by  a  process  of  consecutive  reasoning 
that  Sweeny  had  renounced  physic  and  popery,  and 
assumed  the  attorney  and  ascendency.  He  gave  up 
the  healing  art  because  he  saw  his  father  could  make 
nothing  of  it.  How  could  he  ?  When  a  population 
is  so  poor  as  not  to  be  able  to  afford  the  necessaries 
of  life,  they  cannot  be  expected  to  command  the 
remedies  against  death  :  if  they  cannot  buy  bread, 
they  will  hardly  buy  physic.  So  Sweeny  the  younger 
turned  his  attention  towards  the  law,  which  is  an 
amusement  that  those  who  have  something  to  lose 
deal  in,  and  therefore  belongs  more  to  the  richer 
classes,  —  or,  as  they  call  themselves,  the  better 
classes. 

Now  as  these  better  (alias  richer)  classes  in  Ireland 
were  on  the  side  of  the  protestants,  Sweeny  thought 
that  conforming  to  the  church  as  by  law  established 
would  be  a  move  in  his  favour,  and  accordingly  he 
(to  use  the  words  of  a  paragraph  in  one  of  the 
government  papers  of  the  day)  "  renounced  the 


Rory  0' More  87 

errors  of  the  church  of  Rome,  and  embraced  those 
of  the  church  of  England." 

He  had  lived  long  enough  with  his  father  to  pick 
up  a  few  words  of  apothecary  Latin,  and  these  he 
mixed  with  a  vile  jargon  of  his  own,  which  he  im- 
posed on  people  for  medical  knowledge ;  and  although 
as  ignorant  as  a  horse  in  every  way,  he  had  the  im- 
pudence to  enact  the  amateur  doctor,  and  gave  advice 
gratis  in  physic  to  his  clients  in  law.  This  dabbling 
in  doctoring  permitted  him  to  indulge  in  a  ruling 
propensity  of  his  nature,  which  was,  curiosity  :  while 
he  played  the  doctor,  he  could  play  the  inquisitor ; 
and  by  his  joint  possession  of  cunning  and  impudence, 
it  is  surprising  how  he  used  to  ferret  out  intelligence. 
He  seldom  ventured  on  giving  prescriptions  of  his 
own,  and  to  avoid  this,  he  always  recommended  some 
patent  medicine,  a  supply  of  which  he  kept  by  him 
to  furnish  to  his  friends,  and  he  charged  them  a 
handsome  profit  on  the  same.  He  would  say, — 

"  My  dear  ma'am,  don't  be  going  to  that  dreadful 
M'Garry  !  You  '11  ruin  your  health  —  your  precious 
health  !  you  can't  depend  upon  his  drugs  at  all  :  he 
has  n't  them  pure  —  how  could  he,  poor  creature  ! 
I  would  give  you  a  recipe  if  his  drugs  could  be  de- 
pended upon ;  but  they  positively  cannot.  Suppose 
now,  my  dear  ma'am,  —  suppose  your  little  nerves 
got  out  of  order,  and  I  wished  to  give  you  something 
of  an  alluviating  nature,  I  might  wish  to  exhibit  a 
small  dose  of  hippopotamus,  and  most  likely  he,  not 
having  the  article  in  his  cornucopia,  might  give  you 
vox  populi.  Now  only  fancy  your  swallowing  vox 
popul'i  instead  of  hippopotamus  !  There  's  no  knowing 
what  the  consequence  might  be  ;  perhaps  utter  prosti- 
tution —  prostitution  of  strength  I  mean  :  —  only 
fancy  !  I  tell  you,  M'Garry  is  dangerous ;  besides, 
M'Garry  keeps  the  Post-office,  —  and  how  can  a 


88  Rory  0 'More 

man  mind  the  post  and  his  profession? — or,  as  the 
Squire  most  fassyetiously  said  the  other  day,  '  How 
can  he  be  at  his  two  posts  at  once  ?  '  Ha,  ha  ! 
Very  good  —  was  n't  it?  Capital,  /  think.  But,  to 
be  serious,  M'Garry  's  dangerous  ;  he  'd  better  throw 
his  physic  to  the  dogs,  as  the  Bard  of  Devon  says,  for 
't  is  fit  for  no  one  else.  You  had  better  let  me  send 
you  a  little  box  of  pills,  and  a  bottle  of  that  thing  I 
sent  you  before  ;  they  are  patent  medicines,  and  must 
be  good.  You  liked  the  last  —  did  n't  you  ?  Tastes 
rather  strong,  you  say  ;  so  much  the  better —  make  you 
strong  :  very  nice  though.  It  is  an  expensive  medi- 
cine, rather ;  but  what  o'  that  in  comparison  to  your 
precious  health  ?  Better  than  being  poisoned  with 
vox  populi" 

Thus  would  this  impudent  and  ignorant  vagabond 
talk  his  vile  rubbish  to  the  fools  who  would  let  him 
send  them  his  patent  medicines,  and  charge  them  in 
his  bill. 

When  Sweeny  saw  Rory  O'More  getting  drugs  at 
M'Garry's,  he  asked  him  who  was  ill.  Rory,  not 
liking  him,  and  aware  of  his  prying  nature,  wished 
for  reasons  of  his  own  that  he  should  not  know  for 
whom  they  were  intended,  as  he  thought  it  possible 
the  animal  might  pay  a  visit  to  the  cottage  on  the 
plea  of  giving  advice,  and  see  the  stranger,  and  what 
would  be  worse,  hear  him  raving  too ;  and  Rory's 
surmises  as  to  the  profession  of  his  guest  made  him 
anxious  that  this  should  not  be.  He  accordingly 
evaded  all  the  questions  of  the  medical  attorney  as 
well  as  he  could,  and  left  him  without  giving  him 
any  information  on  the  subject.  But  this  was  quite 
enough  to  excite  Sweeny's  suspicion,  and  set  his 
curiosity  craving  ;  and  so  he  rode  out  the  next  day  to 
pay  Rory's  home  a  visit,  and  ferret  out  the  mystery. 
On  arriving  at  the  house,  he  hung  his  horse's  bridle- 


Rory  O'More  89 

reins  over  a  hook  near  the  door,  and  bolted  into  the 
cottage  at  once.  Rory,  his  mother,  and  sister,  were 
all  there ;  therefore,  it  was  a  plain  case  that  none  of 
the  family  were  ill. 

"  Good  morrow,  widow,"  said  Sweeny  in  his 
politest  manner,  —  "glad  to  see  you  well,  ma'am,— 
and  you,  Mary  O'More —  well  and  hearty;  —  all 
well,  I  see,  — glad  of  it.  I  was  afraid  some  one  was 
sick  —  saw  Rory  getting  drugs  yesterday  —  just  dropt 
in  as  I  was  coming  by,  to  see  could  I  offer  any 
advice  :  who  's  sick  ?  " 

"Thank  you,  Mr.  Sweeny,  I'm  obleeged,"  said 
the  widow  coldly  ;  "  I  just  wanted  a  thrifle  o'  physic, 
and  so  Rory  wint  for  it :  "  and  she'  bustled  about, 
evidently  having  no  inclination  to  enter  into  conver- 
sation with  him,  and  letting  him  see  that  such  was 
her  intention  :  but  Sweeny  was  not  to  be  put  off  so. 

"  Can  I  do  any  thing  in  the  way  of  advice,  Mrs. 
O'More  ?  " 

"  Yis,  indeed,  Mr.  Sweeny,  you  can  ;  and  I  think 
I  '11  be  going  over  to  you,  to  ask  about  a  little  bit  o' 
law  soon,  for  I  'm  having  an  alteration  made  in  my 
lase." 

"  Yes,  yes,  —  certainly  —  law  business  —  certainly 
—  always  ready,  Mrs.  O'More  :  but  I  mean  in  the 
medical  way, — you  know  I 'm  skilful  in  that  way, 
Mrs.  O'More, — and  as  there  's  some  one  sick  here, 
if  I  can  be  of  any  use,  I  '11  be  most  happy  —  most 
happy,  Mrs.  O'More." 

The  widow  saw  there  was  no  evading  the  attorney, 
and  so  she  said  a  traveller  had  been  going  the  road, 
and  was  taken  ill,  and  they  took  him  in  and  put  him 
to  bed  ;  but  "  it  would  n't  signify,  plase  God  !  and 
he'd  be  well  enough  in  a  day  or  two." 

"  If  I  can  be  of  any  use,  I  '11  see  him  with  pleasure." 

"  Thank  you,  sir,  but  I  gave  him  something  my- 


90  Rory  O'More 

self  that  I  know  will   do  him  good  —  obleeged  to  you 
all  the  same." 

"  Is  he  poor  ?  "  said  Sweeny. 

"  I  never  asked  him  that,"  said  the  widow  re- 
proachfully. 

"  Of  course —  of  course  ;  —  but  then  I  mean,  you 
might  guess." 

"  Guess  !  "  said  Rory,  who  had  been  eyeing  Sweeny 
all  this  time  with  a  sidelong  glance  of  contempt,  — 
"  Guess  !  —  why,  thin    tare  an   ouns  !   do   you  think 
the  man  's  a  riddle  or  a  conundkerum,  that  we  'd  be 
guessin'  at  him  ?  " 

All  the  time  this  conversation  was  going  on, 
Sweeny  kept  rolling  his  little  grey  eyes  about  him  ; 
and  at  last  he  spied  De  Lacy's  portmanteau,  and 
approaching  it  directly,  and  laying  hold  of  it,  he  said, 
"This  is  the  traveller's  portmanteau,  I  suppose  ?  " 

"Well,  and  what  if  it  is  ?"  said  Rory. 

"Oh,  nothing — nothing,"  said  Sweeny,  who  had 
turned  it  over  and  over  to  look  for  a  name  or  initials; 
but  there  were  none  :  "  no  harm  in  my  asking,  I 
hope  ?  " 

"  Nor  no  good,  either,"  said  Rory. 

"  Only,  by  this  portmanteau,  the  traveller  is  a 
gentleman,  I  perceive." 

"  Well,  he  's  not  the  worse  of  that,"  said  Rory. 

"  Any  thing  I  can  do  for  the  gentleman,  I  '11  be 
most  happy,"  said  Sweeny,  who  always  laid  a  gentle- 
man under  obligation  if  he  could. 

"  Thank  you,  sir,  but  he  's  very  comfortable  here, 
I  can  tell  you,  and  sha'n't  want  for  any  thing,"  said 
the  widow. 

"  1  Ve  no  doubt  of  that,  Mrs.  O'More  ;  but  if  I 
could  see  him,  perhaps  I  might  be  able  to  give  some 
little  advice.  Is  he  in  that  room  ?  "  said  Sweeny, 
pointing  as  he  spoke. 


Rory  0" More  91 

"  He  's  asleep,  and  must  n't  be  disturbed,"  said 
Rory. 

Just  at  that  moment  De  Lacy's  raving  took  a  noisy 
turn,  and  he  became  audible  to  Sweeny. 

"  There,"  said  Sweeny,  "  he  's  awake,  —  now  you 
can  let  me  go  in  ;  "  and  he  was  advancing  to  the  door, 
when  Rory  stepped  between,  and  said  the  patient 
should  n't  be  disturbed,  at  the  same  time  he  turned 
towards  his  mother,  and  made  a  grimace,  as  much  as 
to  say,  "  Sweeny  must  not  be  admitted."  The 
widow  grinned,  and  blinked  her  eyes,  as  much  as  to 
say,  "  He  shall  not."  —  "  You  see,  Mr.  Sweeny," 
said  she,  "  the  poor  gintleman  's  ravin',  and  does  n't 
like  sthrangers." 

"  Raving  !  —  ho,  ho  !  —  fever  —  dangerous,  Mrs. 
O'More,  —  take  care,  take  care." 

u  I  've  taken  every  care,  sir." 

"  But  fever,  Mrs.  O'More  ;  — have  you  given  him 
feverescing  drinks  ?  " 

"  He  has  all  he  wants." 

"  You  should  write  to  his  friends,  and   tell  them ; 
—  may  die,  you  know  ;  —  I  '11  write  to   them,  if  yo 
like." 

"  And  charge  six-and-eightpence  for  it,"  said  Rory 
aside. 

"  Do  you  know  his  name  ?  " 

"  No,"  said  Rory  very  short  j  "  we  did  n't  ax  him 
any  impid'nt  questions." 

"  Rory,  my  man,  don't  be  unreasonable,  —  don't 
be  in  a  passion  ; —  maybe  a  person  of  consequence  — 
his  friends  in  a  state  of  suspense.  He  's  raving  :  now 
all  you  have  to  do  is  to  open  his  valise  and  examine 
his  papers,  and  find  out  who  he  is.  I  '11  do  it  for 
you,  if  you  like." 

Rory's  rage  now  burst  its  bounds.  The  prying 
impertinence  of  Sweeny  he  bore  so  long  as  it  merely 


92  Rory  0' More 

amounted  to  his  personal  annoyance  ;  but  when  he 
made  the  last  proposition,  Rory  opened  upon  him 
furiously. 

"  Why,  thin,  do  you  take  me  for  such  a  mane- 
sperited  dog,  that  while  a  sick  man  was  on  his  back, 
I  'd  turn  spy  and  thief,  and  brake  open  his  portmantle 
and  hunt  for  his  saycrets  ?  " 

"  My  dear  Rory" !  " 

"  Don't  dear  me  !  —  Dear,  indeed,  —  'faith  !  it 's 
chape  you  howld  me,  if  you  think  I  'd  do  sitch  a  dirty 
turn, —  to  bethray  the  man  undher  my  roof;  —  you 
ought  to  be  ashamed  of  yourself!" 

"  But  it 's  a  common  practice  !  " 

u  A  common  'turney's  practice  maybe,  —  or  a 
common  thiePs  practice." 

«  Hillo,  Rory  !  " 

"  Oh,  to  the  divil  I  pitch  you  and  your  hillo !  —  I 
say,  a  common  thiePs  practice,  again,  —  to  break 
locks  or  cut  open  bags,  and  pimp  and  spy  ;  —  faugh 
on  the  man  would  do  the  like  !  Throth,  if  I  thought 
there  was  one  dhrop  o'  blood  in  my  body  would  con- 
sent to  it,  I  'd  open  my  veins  till  it  was  out.  Oh, 
murther,  murther,  —  to  hear  of  sitch  a  scheming 
turn  !  If  I  done  such  a  rogue's  thrick,  I  'd  howld 
myself  disgraced  to  the  end  of  my  days,  and  think 
myself  only  fit  company  for  Judas." 

Sweeny  was  dumb-foundered  before  the  torrent  of 
Rory's  honest  indignation,  and  was  about  to  make 
some,  shuffling  reply,  when  Mary  O'More  entered 
the  cottage,  she  having  left  it  a  moment  before,  and 
said,  u  Run,  run,  Mr.  Sweeny  !  there  's  your  horse 
has  got  his  head  out  of  the  bridle,  and  is  run  into  the 
field." 

Now  it  was  Mary  herself  who  had  loosened  the 
bridle  from  the  beast,  and  let  him  escape,  for  the 
purpose  of  getting  rid  of  their  troublesome  visitor. 


Rory  O'More  93 

Sweeny  cut  short  his  discourse,  and  darted  from  the 
house,  pursuing  his  horse  into  the  field,  where  he  ar- 
rived in  time  to  see  him  rolling  over  in  great  glee, 
much  to  the  benefit  of  a  new  saddle. 

Sweeny  shouted,  "  murder  ! "  and  it  was  some 
time  before  the  horse  could  be  caught,  even  with 
the  assistance  of  Rory.  When  he  was  secured,  the 
saddle  was  discovered  to  have  been  split  by  the 
horse's  tumbles ;  and  when  Sweeny  got  into  his  seat 
and  turned  homewards,  he  saw  Mary  O'More  show- 
ing her  white  teeth  in  a  most  undisguised  laugh  at 
the  result  of  her  trick,  which  Rory  rejoiced  in 
equally. 

After  De  Lacy  had  suffered  under  dangerous  fever 
for  some  time,  the  eruption  made  its  appearance,  and 
he  was  soon  out  of  danger.  He  had  no  other  aid  in 
his  illness  than  that  of  the  widow's  simple  remedies, 
which,  backed  by  a  good  constitution,  carried  him 
through,  and  now  quiet  and  patience  were  all  that  he 
required. 

As  soon  as  he  recovered  his  senses,  it  was  some 
time  before  he  could  perfectly  understand  how  he 
came  to  be  in  Rory  O'More's  cottage ;  but  a  few 
words  from  his  kind  host  gradually  gave  the  key  to 
memory,  and  he  was  enabled  to  recall  the  circum- 
stances that  preceded  his  illness.  After  this  he  was 
for  some  time  silent,  and  then  he  asked  what  was  the 
day  of  the  month.  On  being  told,  he  knit  his  brow, 
and  seemed  to  undergo  some  feelings  of  disappoint- 
ment, to  which  an  expression  of  great  anxiety  suc- 
ceeded. 

"  O'More,"  said  he  at  last,  "  shut  the  door. 
Come  close  to  me ;  I  want  to  ask  you  a  question, 
and  I  charge  you,  as  you  hope  for  salvation,  to 
answer  me  truly.  I  know  I  have  been  out  of  my 
senses,  and  I  suppose  I  talked  a  great  deal  while  I 


94  Rory  O'More 

was  so.  Now  tell  me  honestly,  did  any  thing  remark- 
able strike  you  in  my  raving  ?  " 

"  Yes,  there  did,  sir,"  said  Rory,  smiling  at  De 
Lacy,  and  looking  straight  into  his  eyes  with  that 
honest  look  that  honesty  alone  can  give. 

There  was  a  soothing  influence  to  De  Lacy  in  the 
expression  of  that  smile  and  look,  and  a  peculiar  in- 
telligence in  them,  that  showed  him  Rory  knew  the 
drift  of  his  question,  by  having  fathomed  the  circum- 
stances of  his  situation. 

"  I  'm  sure  you  guess  what  I  am,"  said  De  Lacy. 

"  Shouldher  arms, —  whoo  !  "  said  Rory,  laughing. 

De  Lacy  smiled  faintly  at  Rory's  mode  of  illustrat- 
ing his  knowledge. 

"  You  are  right,"  said  De  Lacy,  "  and  you  know 
I  'm  not  a  soldier  of  King  George." 

Rory  sang  in  a  low  tone,  — 

"  Viva  la,  the  French  is  coming  — 
Viva  la,  our  friends  is  thrue  ; 
Viva  la,  the  French  is  coming  — 
What  will  the  poor  yeomen  do  ? " 

De  Lacy  nodded  assent,  and  smiled,  and,  after  a 
short  pause,  said,  "  You  're  a  sharp  fellow,  O'More." 

u  I  've  been  blunt  enough  with  you,  sir." 

"  Honest  as  the  sun,"  said  De  Lacy.  "  Now  tell 
me,  do  the  women  know  any  thing  about  this  ?  " 

u  Not  a  taste ;  they  suspect  you  no  more  nor  the 
child  unborn:  only,  Mary  says " 

u  What  ?  "  said  De  Lacy,  rather  alarmed. 

"  That  you  're  in  love,  sir, —  beggin'  your  pardon." 

"Oh!  that's  all.  Well,  she's  right  too.  Why, 
you  're  a  sharp  family  altogether." 

"  Divil  a  much  sharpness  in  that,"  says  Rory : 
"  sure  whin  there  's  the  laste  taste  o'  love  goin',  the 
wind  o'  the  word  is  enough  for  a  woman.  Oh  !  let 


Rory  0" More  95 


;hem  alone  for  findin'  out  the  soft  side  of  a  man's 
heart !  —  the  greatest  fool  o'  them  all  is  wise  enough 
in  such  matthers." 

"  O'More,"  said  De  Lacy,  after  another  pause, 
"you're  a  United  Irishman." 

Rory  smiled.  u  Now  it 's  your  turn  to  be  sharp," 
said  he. 

"You  are  a  United  man,  then  ?  "  said  De  Lacy. 

"To  the  core  of  my  heart,"  replied  Rory  with 
energy. 

"  Then  my  mind 's  at  ease,"  said  De  Lacy  ;  and 
he  held  out  his  hand  to  O'More,  who  gave  his  in  re- 
turn, and  De  Lacy  shook  it  warmly. 

"  God  be  praised,  sir  !  "  said  Rory  :  "  but  how  does 
that  set  your  mind  at  aise  ? " 

"  Because  you  can  fulfil  a  mission  for  me,  Rory, 
that  otherwise  must  have  failed; — that  is,  if  you  '11 
undertake  it." 

"  Undhertake  it !  —  I  'd  go  to  the  four  corners  of 
the  earth  in  a  good  cause." 

"  You  're  a  brave  fellow  !  "  said  De  Lacy. 

"  But  will  you  tell  me,  sir,"  said  Rory,  "  is  the 
French  comin'  in  airnest  to  help  us  ?  " 

"  No  doubt  of  it,  Rory,  —  and  you  shall  be  the  joy- 
ful messenger  of  their  coming,  by  doing  the  errand  I 
wish  for." 

"  Oh  !  but  that  '11  be  the  proud  day  for  me,  your 
honour !  " 

"  Well,  then,  there  's  no  time  to  lose.  I  asked  you 
the  day  of  the  month  a  few  minutes  ago,  and  my  heart 
sank  within  me  when  you  told  me  the  date ;  to-mor- 
row I  am  bound  by  promise  to  be  in  the  town  of 

,  where  an  agent   from   France  is  waiting,  who 

bears  intelligence  to  Ireland.  It  is  impossible  for 
me  to  go  •,  —  now  will  you  undertake  the  duty, 
Rory  ? " 


96  Rory  O'More 

"  With   all   the   veins   o'    my  heart ! "  said 
"  and  be  proud  into  the  bargain." 

"  Go,  then,"  said  De  Lacy,  "  to  the  town  of , 

and  there  on  the  quay  there  's  a  public-house." 

"'Faith,  there  is,  —  and  more,"  said  Rory. 

"The  public-house  I  mean  bears  a  very  odd  sign." 

"  I  '11  be  bound  I  know  it,"  said  Rory,  whose 
national  impatience  would  not  wait  for  De  Lacy's 
directions ;  "  I  '11  engage  it 's  the  Cow  and  the 
Wheelbarrow." 

"No,"  said  De  Lacy,  who  could  not  help  smiling 
at  the  oddness  of  the  combination  in  Rory's  antici- 
pated sign,  "  it  is  not ;  but  one  quite  as  queer :  the 
Cat  and  Bagpipes." 

"  Oh,  that 's  a  common  sign,"  said  Rory. 

"  There  are  a  great  many  very  queer  things  com- 
mon in  Ireland,"  said  De  Lacy,  who  even  in  his 
present  weakened  state  could  not  resist  his  habitual 
love  of  remark.  "  You  are  well  acquainted,  I  see, 
with  the  town,"  he  continued. 

"  Indeed,  and  I  'm  not,"  said  Rory  ;  "  I  never  was 
there  but  wanst,  and  that  happened  to  be  on  the  quay, 
by  the  same  token,  where  I  remarked  the  Cow  and 
the  Wheelbarrow,  for  it 's  a  sign  I  never  seen  afore, 
and  is  mighty  noticeable." 

u  But  that  is  not  the  sign  of  the  house  you  are  to 
go  to,  remember." 

"  Oh,  by  no  manes,  sir ;  the  Cat  and  Bagpipes  is 
my  mark." 

"  Yes  !  and  there  about  the  hour  of  six  in  the  even- 
ing you  will  see  a  party  of  three  men." 

11  But  if  there  's  two  parties  of  three  ?  "  said  Rory. 

u  You  can  distinguish  our  friends  by  contriving,  in 
the  most  natural  way  you  can,  —  I  mean,  so  as  not  to 
excite  observation  from  any  one  but  those  who  will 
understand  and  answer  your  signal,  —  to  say, 


Rory  O'More  97 

two,  three,  in  their  hearing ;  and  if  those  whom  I  ex- 
pect you  to  meet  should  be  there,  you  will  be  spoken 
to  by  them,  and  then  you  must  introduce  into  what- 
ever you  say  to  them  these  words,  They  were  very  fine 
ducks.  They  will  then  leave  the  public-house,  and 
you  may  trust  yourself  to  follow  wherever  they  lead." 

"  Now,  how  am  I  to  make  sure  that  they  are 
right  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"You  have  my  word  for  their  being  trusty,"  said 
De  Lacy. 

"  Oh,  sir,  sure  it 's  not  your  word  I  'd  be  doubting  : 
but  I  mane,  how  am  I  to  make  sure  that  it  is  the 
right  men  /  spake  to  ?  " 

"  Their  noticing  your  remark  will  be  sufficient ; 
but,  as  a  further  assurance,  they  can  return  you  the 
United  man's  signal  and  grip.  Give  me  your  hand," 
said  De  Lacy,  and  he  clasped  the  extended  palm  of 
Rory. 

"  That 's  the  grip,"  said  Rory,  "  sure  enough. 
Why,  thin,  how  did  you  come  by  that,  sir  ?  "  said 
Rory  ;  "  tare  alive  !  are  the  French  United  Irishmen  ?  " 

"  Not  exactly,"  said  De  Lacy,  smiling ;  "  but  the 
chosen  know  your  signs.  Now  I  've  told  you  all 
that 's  requisite  for  your  mission  :  when  you  give  these 
signs,  they  whom  you  '11  meet  will  tell  you  what  is 
requisite  for  me  to  know,  and  you  can  bring  me  back 
the  intelligence." 

"  I  've  no  time  to  lose,"  said  Rory  ;  "  I  must  be  off 
to-morrow  by  the  dawn." 

"  Will  your  mother  or  sister  suspect  any  thing  from 
your  absence  ?  " 

"  Why,  sir,  the  thruth  is,  neither  mother  nor  sisther 
ever  questioned  me  about  my  incomin's  or  outgoin's ; 
though  they  have,  av  course,  observed  I  was  not 
always  reg'lar,  and  women  is  sharp  enough  in  sitch 
matthers  ;  but  they  suspect  something  is  going  on  in 

VOL.    I 7 


98  Rory  O'More 

the  counthry;  how  could  they  help  it?  but  they  know 
it  is  in  a  good  cause,  and  that  they  have  no  business 
to  meddle  with  it,  and  so  the  fewer  questions  they  ask, 
they  think  it  is  the  betther.  They  know  men  must 
do  what  becomes  men ;  and  though  the  mother  and 
sisther  loves  me  as  well  as  ever  a  son  or  a  brother 
was  loved  in  this  wide  world,  they  would  rather  see 
me  do  what  a  man  ought  to  do,  and  die,  than  skulk 
and  live  undher  disgrace." 

De  Lacy  was  touched  by  this  simple  expression  of 
the  chivalrous  feeling  which  existed  throughout  this 
humble  family,  and,  after  Rory  assuring  him  he  would 
do  his  mission,  and  telling  him  to  "  keep  never  mind- 
ing" to  the  mother/ he  took  his  instructions  once 
more,  and  recommended  De  Lacy  to  go  to  sleep. 

It  was  evening  ;  so  Rory  bade  his  guest  good-night. 
"You  won't  see  me  again  till  afther  I  come  back; 
make  yourself  aisy,  sir.  The  thing  will  be  done, 
depend  upon  that :  above  all,  say  nothing  to  the 
mother  ;  she  '11  ask  me  no  questions,  and  I  '11  tell  her 
no  lies."  With  this  wise  saying,  Rory  left  De  Lacy, 
who  soon  slept,  from  the  fatigue  which  the  excite- 
ment he  had  just  gone  through  produced. 


CHAPTER   VIII 

"BRITANNIA  RULES  THE  WAVES" 

IT  was  in  the  grey  of  a  fine  autumnal  morning, 
about  a  fortnight  previously  to  the  scene  and 
time  just  recorded,  that  a  swift  lugger  was  seen  dash- 
ing the  spray  from  her  beautiful  bows  as  she  sailed 
through  a  fleet  of  stately, men-of-war  that  lay  in  the 
Texel.  The  lugger  made  for  the  shore,  and  when 
close  in,  dropped  her  anchor ;  and  her  small  boat 
being  lowered  from  her  stern,  three  men  entered  it, 
and  it  was  pulled  swiftly  to  the  beach.  To  one  who 
knew  not  that  a  craft  like  the  lugger  required  a  nu- 
merous crew,  it  might  have  been  supposed,  when  those 
three  men  left  her  side,  that  every  living  thing  had 
departed  from  her ;  for  the  stillness  which  prevailed 
within  her  was  profound.  There  she  lay  on  the  placid 
water,  quiet  as  the  element  she  floated  on,  without  a 
sign  or  a  sound  to  indicate  that  she  was  the  den  of 
many  a  daring  ruffian. 

About  noon,  the  boat  reapproached  the  lugger,  with 
two  additional  persons,  and  after  hailing  her,  and  re- 
maining a  few  minutes  under  her  quarter,  again  pushed 
off,  and  made  for  the  centre  of  the  fleet,  where  the 
flag  of  Admiral  De  Winter  floated  from  the  mast  of 
the  Vryheid,  — a  splendid  seventy-four. 

Three  persons  from  the  boat  went  up  the  side  of 
the  admiral's  ship,  two  of  whom  were  admitted  to  the 
admiral's  cabin  ;  the  third,  the  commander  of  the  lug- 
ger, waited  on  the  deck  until  those  he  brought  from 


ioo  Rory  O'More 

the  shore  should  command  his  presence  below.  And 
these  two  were  persons  whose  names  are  well  known  in 
the  eventful  history  of  the  period,  and  on  their  heads 
was  the  price  of  blood,  — .Theobald  Wolfe  Tone,  and 
Lewines  :  the  former,  an  exile  for  some  time  from 
his  country  ;  and  the  other,  more  recently  an  envoy 
from  the  executive  of  the  disaffected  party  in  Ireland. 
Tone  had  obtained  rank  in  the  French  army,  and  was 
at  this  moment  on  the  etat  major  of  the  armament 
destined  for  the  invasion  of  the  kingdom  of  Great 
Britain  ;  though  at  what  point  that  invasion  might 
take  place  was  not  as  yet  decided  ;  —  it  being  matter 
of  dispute  whether  the  expedition  should  land  on  the 
English  coast,  or  in  Ireland  ;  whether  it  should  strike 
at  the  vitals  of  Great  Britain,  or  assail  her  from  the 
extremities. 

General  Hoche,  who  was  only  second  in  fame  to 
Bonaparte,  was  anxious  to  do  something  brilliant,  while 
the  fame  of  his  rival's  Italian  campaigns  made  Europe 
ring  with  wonder;  and  as  the  prevalence  of  contrary 
winds  had  prevented  the  expedition  sailing  for  some 
weeks  for  Ireland,  he  made  the  daring  proposal  of 
landing  in  Lincolnshire,  and  marching  direct  on  Lon- 
don. A  year  before,  his  expedition,  which  sailed  from 
Brest  for  Ireland,  was  utterly  defeated  by  contrary 
winds ;  and  as  the  same  element  seemed,  as  usual,  to 
interpose  a  providential  barrier  between  England  and 
hei  foes,  he,  with  that  impatient  thought  so  char- 
acteristic of  genius,  suggested  the  idea  that  as  the 
wind  did  not  blow  in  favour  of  the  course  they  wanted 
to  steer,  they  should  make  it  subservient  to  another 
purpose,  descend  on  the  most  open  quarter,  and  trust 
to  the  fortune  of  war  ;  for  he  burned  that  some  great 
achievement  of  his  should  prevent  his  name  being 
overshadowed  by  the  freshly-springing  laurels  of 
Napoleon  Bonaparte. 


Rory  0' More  101 

Against  this  preposterous  notion  of  carrying  Eng- 
land by  a  coup  de  main,  Tone  had  always  argued  stren- 
uously ;  but  he  found  such  a  singular  ignorance  of 
the  state  of  England,  as  well  as  Ireland,  to  exist 
amongst  the  French,  that  it  was  with  great  difficulty 
he  could  make  General  Hoche  listen  to  a  word  against 
his  newly-conceived  expedition.  It  was,  therefore, 
with  great  pleasure  he  had  the  letter  of  De  Lacy, 
bearing  so  strongly  on  this  point,  put  into  his  hands 
that  morning  by  the  commander  of  the  lugger,  and  he 
lost  no  time  in  laying  it  before  the  authorities  in  com- 
mand of  the  expedition,  to  dissuade  them  from  a 
course  that  he  knew  could  be  no  other  than  ruinous. 

When  he  and  Lewines  entered  the  cabin  of  the 
admiral,  General  Hoche  and  Daendells  were  looking 
over  a  map  of  England  ;  and  Admiral  De  Winter, 
with  his  second  in  command,  Admiral  Storey,  were 
examining  charts  of  the  British  Channel  and  the 
North  Sea. 

"  You  see  I  Ve  not  given  it  up  yet,"  said  Hoche 
vivaciously  to  Tone. 

"  I  perceive  you  have  not,  general,"  said  the  latter  •, 
"  but  I  think  this  will  decide  you  :  "  and  he  presented 
to  him  the  letter  of  De  Lacy. 

Hoche  pounced  upon  it,  and  began  to  devour  its 
contents.  He  passed  rapidly  on,  till,  stopping  sud- 
denly, he  asked,  "  Who  is  this  from  ?  " 

'  Tone  informed  him  it  was  from  an  agent  of  Gen- 
eral Clarke,  who  had  been  commissioned  to  inquire 
into  the  truth  of  all  the  statements  Tone  had  made 
to  the  Directory. 

11 1  remember,"  said  Hoche ;  and  he  resumed  his 
reading. 

A  conversation  ensued  in  the  mean  time  between 
the  admirals  and  the  Irish  emissaries,  until  it  was 
interrupted  by  Hoche  exclaiming  impatiently,  "  £)ue 


102  Rory  O'More 

diable  f  What  have  carved  ceilings  and  handsome 
apartments  to  do  with  the  matter?  His  oak  ceiling 
is  only  good  for  burning  !  What  nonsense  !  "  And 
he  threw  down  the  letter  contemptuously. 

"  Pray,  go  on,  general,"  said  Tone.  "  There  is  a 
good  deal  of  detail,  certainly,  in  the  communication  ; 
but  if  the  writer  has  been  careful  and  elaborate  in  his 
observations,  it  is  only  fair  to  read  them  all  to  arrive 
at  a  just  estimate  of  his  judgment." 

Hoche  continued  the  reading  of  the  letter,  and  as 
he  proceeded,  his  face  became  more  thoughtful,  he 
read  with  deeper  attention ;  and  when  he  had  finished 
the  perusal,  he  laid  down  the  letter  in  silence,  as  if  he 
had  not  the  heart  to  say,  "  I  must  give  up  my  expe- 
dition," although  he  felt  it  was  hopeless. 

"You  see,  general,"  said  Tone,  "the  expedition  to 
Ireland  is  the  only  thing." 

"  Whenever  it  can  sail  there,"  said  Hoche. 

"  That  may  be  a  month,"  said  Daendells. 

"  Or  to-morrow,"  said  Tone. 

"  This  south-westerly  wind  is  blowing  as  if  it  had 
set  in  for  it,"  said  the  admiral,  shaking  his  head,  as 
if  he  doubted  Tone's  hopeful  anticipation. 

"  The  troops  have  been  now  embarked  nearly  a 
month,"  said  General  Daendells,  "and  though  amply 
provisioned  for  the  probable  necessities  of  the  expe- 
dition, it  is  impossible  their  stores  can  last  much 
longer ;  and  whenever  they  become  exhausted,  I 
doubt  how  far  our  government  would  deem  it  pru- 
dent to  advance  further  supplies." 

"  General  Daendells,"  said  Hoche,  "  it  has  ap- 
peared to  me,  lately,  that  the  Batavian  republic  seems 
to  have  a  jealousy  that  her  army  should  be  led  by  a 
general  of  PVance  in  an  affair  that  promises  so  much 
glory,  and  I  should  not  wonder  that  much  further 
delay  in  the  sailing  of  the  expedition  might  prevent 


Rory  0 'More  103 

this  noble  undertaking  altogether.  Now,  I  would 
not  for  the  glory  of  Caesar  that  my  personal  fame 
should  interfere  with  the  great  cause  of  universal 
freedom;  and  if  you  think  that  your  legislative  as- 
sembly would  be  more  willing  to  pursue  this  enter- 
prise if  it  were  under  the  command  of  one  of  its 
own  generals,  I  will  withdraw  my  pretensions  to  the 
command,  and  give  all  the  chance  of  the  glory  to 
you." 

"  You  are  a  noble  fellow,"  said  Daendells,  extend- 
ing his  hand  to  Hoche ;  "  there  may  be  some  truth 
in  what  you  say,  and  I  shall  never  forget  this  act  of 
generosity  on  your  part,  for  none  can  deny  that  you, 
from  your  efforts  made,  and  disappointments  endured, 
in  this  cause,  deserve  to  reap  all  the  laurels  that  may 
be  mine  in  the  result.  This  is  the  greatest  of  your 
conquests, —  you  have  triumphed  over  your  ambition ! " 

Tone  was  affected  almost  to  tears  —  he  could 
scarcely  speak ;  but,  struggling  with  his  emotion,  he 
said,  "  General,  my  country  will  never  forget  this 
noble  conduct  on  your  part.  We  knew  how  brave 
you  are,  but  we  did  not  know  how  generous  !  " 

"  Who  brought  this  letter  ?  "  said  Hoche,  wishing 
to  turn  the  conversation. 

"  De  Welskein,  the  smuggler,"  said  Tone  ;  "  and 
he  wishes  to  know  whether  he  may  promise  speedy 
aid  to  the  sufferers  in  Ireland,  for  they  are  beginning 
to  be  impatient  of  it." 

"  The  moment  the  wind  permits,  they  shall  have 
succour,"  said  Daendells.  "  Is  it  not  so,  admiral  ?  " 
said  he  to  De  Winter. 

"  Certainly,"  answered  the  admiral.  "  Is  the 
smuggler  on  board  ?  "  added  he,  addressing  Tone. 

"  Yes,  admiral." 

"  Then  I  wish  to  speak  to  him ; "  and  the  smug- 
gler was  ordered  into  the  admiral's  presence. 


104  Rory  0' More 

De  Welskein  was  a  Frenchman,  though  bearing  a 
Dutch  name :  he  was  one  of  the  many  desperate 
characters  that  the  French  revolution  produced.  A 
fellow  of  loose  habits  and  desperate  fortunes,  he  took 
to  smuggling,  as  the  readiest  mode  of  indulging  the 
one  and  repairing  the  other :  he  had  also  a  love  of 
finesse,  and  a  spirit  of  intrigue,  that  this  sort  of  life 
enabled  him  to  indulge  in ;  and  he  was  the  most 
active  of  the  agents  in  carrying  on  intelligence  be- 
tween France  and  Ireland  at  that  period  ;  —  not  that 
he  cared  for  the  Irish,  not  that  he  had  a  moral  sensi- 
bility within  him  to  desire  the  liberation  of  the  veriest 
slave,  —  but  that  it  gave  him  an  opportunity  to  smug- 
gle and  intrigue.  Many  a  turbulent  spirit  in  Ireland 
who  longed  for  an  outbreak  of  rebellion,  and  who 
looked  to  France  for  aid,  courted  Monsieur  De 
Welskein  as  emissary  from  the  land  of  promise,  and 
he  made  them,  through  this  hold  upon  them,  more 
ready  instruments  in  his  smuggling  speculations. 

Deficient  though  De  Welskein  was  in  any  moral 
appreciation  of  the  beauty  of  freedom,  he  babbled  in 
the  jargon  of  his  time  about  it,  and  shouted  "  Vive  la 
libert'e!"  because  his  liberte  meant  the  absence  of  all 
restraint,  human  or  divine ;  and  he  had  a  sort  of  con- 
fused notion  that  a  revolution  was  glorious,  and  that 
it  was  the  business  of  the  grande  nation  to  revolu- 
tionise the  world  in  general,  but  Ireland  in  particular, 
because  it  gave  him  a  good  opportunity  for  smuggling 
brandy  and  tobacco. 

There  was  a  species  of  melodramatic  fancy  about 
the  fellow  too  —  a  propensity  for  romance  and  ad- 
venture, that  his  connection  with  Ireland  gratified. 
Besides,  it  indulged  his  vanity,  as,  in  his  present 
situation,  Monsieur  Eugene  St.  Foix  De  Welskein 
was  no  small  personage  in  his  own  opinion  :  he 
rhodomontaded  about  the  fate  of  empires  and  the 


Rory  O'More  105 

destinies  of  nations^  as  if  he  were  a  sucking  Jupiter, 
or  one  of  the  French  Directory. 

His  names  too  were  a  source  of  rejoicing  to  him  : 
Eugene  St.  Foix.  The  former  he  inherited  from  his 
father ;  the  latter  was  the  maiden  name  of  his  mother, 
who  was  a  washerwoman.  De  Welskein  he  did  not 
much  like  ;  so  that  his  companions,  when  they  wished 
to  vex  him,  called  him  by  his  surname,  while  in 
moments  of  friendship  they  addressed  him  as  Eugene ; 
but  when  they  courted  him,  the  heroic  title  of  St. 
Foix  was  the  one  they  preferred.  To  be  sure,  they 
sometimes  called  him,  behind  his  back  Sans  Foi ;  but 
in  his  presence  he  was  fond  of  having  his  courage 
celebrated  under  the  name  of  Sans  Peur :  so  that  St. 
Foix  sans  peur  was  a  flattering  address  sometimes  made 
to  him  :  —  but  though  St.  Foix  was  certainly  sans  peur, 
he  was  not  sans  reproche. 

When  De  Welskein  entered  the  cabin,  Admiral  De 
Winter  asked  him,  had  he  seen  the  English  fleet  ? 

He  answered,  that  he  had  passed  them  in  the  night. 

"  Then  you  could  not  count  the  number  of  their 
ships  ?  "  said  the  admiral. 

"  I  was  sufficiently  near  in  the  morning  to  sec 
them,"  said  the  smuggler,  "  and  I  think  they  are 
eighteen  sail." 

"  Eighteen  !  —  are  you  sure  ?  " 

"  I  think,  eighteen  ;   I  'm  almost  sure." 

"  Frigates,  or  line-of-battle  ?  " 

"  Most  line-of-battle." 

"  I  see  he  has  observed  them,"  said  the  admiral, 
"  for  I  could  perceive,  even  from  the  harbour,  with  a 
glass,  that  they  were  all  line-of-battle  :  —  but  I  could 
only  make  out  fifteen ;  they  must  have  been  rein- 
forced. Some  of  their  ships  were  in  mutiny  at  the 
Nore  ;  perhaps  the  mutiny  has  been  suppressed,  and 
that  accounts  for  the  increase  of  numbers," 


io6  Rory  O'More 

"  That 's  unlucky,"  said  Tone. 

"  How  unlucky,  sir  ?  "  said  Storey. 

"  As  long  as  our  fleet  had  a  superiority,  there  was  a 
chance  we  could  force  our  passage  ;  but " 

u  Sir,"  said  Storey,  "you  mistake  very  much  if  you 
think  we  would  shrink  from  contending  with  an  equal, 
or  even  superior  number  of  the  enemy.  I  wish  for 
nothing  better  than  to  be  broadside  to  broadside  with 
them." 

This  was  the  bravado  of  the  man  who,  in  about  a 
month  after,  deserted  De  Winter  in  his  engagement 
with  that  identical  fleet,  and  literally  ran  away  with 
his  division  of  the  Dutch  force  from  the  enemy  he 
vaunted  himself  so  eager  to  engage.  —  So  much  for 
braggarts  ! 

"  Pardon  me,  admiral,"  said  Tone  ;  "  I  hope  neither 
you  nor  Admiral  De  Winter  "  —  and  he  bowed  defer- 
entially to  that  gallant  officer,  as  if  it  were  to  him 
rather  than  to  Storey  he  apologised  —  "I  hope  you 
do  not  suppose  me  so  unworthy  as  to  undervalue  the 
bravery  of  the  Dutch  navy,  at  the  same  time  that  I 
consider  it  a  matter  of  importance  we  should  reach 
Ireland  without  an  engagement,  as  by  that  means  our 
force  will  be  undiminished ;  and  I  wish  that  the  army 
landed  should  be  as  large  as  possible,  for  the  affair  will 
be  the  sooner  decided,  and  thus  an  effusion  of  blood 
will  be  spared,  —  and  I  wish  from  my  heart  that  in  my 
poor  country  as  little  blood  as  possible  may  be  shed." 

"  Bah  !  "  said  Hoche  ;  "you  can't  make  omelettes 
without  breaking  of  eggs" 

"  Adjutant-general,"  said  De  Winter  to  Tone,  "  I 
do  not  misapprehend  you  :  there  is  no  denying  that 
the  English  are  a  brave  enemy,  and  Admiral  Duncan 
is  a  gallant  and  able  officer.  I  shall  not  seek  an 
encounter  with  him  until  I  land  your  expedition,  — 
but  I  shall  certainly  not  shun  it." 


Rory  O'More  107 

Thus  spoke  the  man  of  true  courage,  who  fought 
his  ships  gallantly  in  the  subsequent  action,  even  after 
the  defection  of  the  braggart  who  deserted  him. 

Tone  tapped  General  Hoche  on  the  shoulder,  and 
led  him  apart  for  a  few  words  in  private,  the  door 
being  open  that  led  to  the  stern  gallery,  they  walked 
forth,  and  Tone  began  an  energetic  address,  request- 
ing the  general  to  dissuade  the  admiral  as  much  as 
possible  from  an  engagement  with  the  English  fleet. 
"  Let  the  troops  be  landed  in  Ireland,"  said  he  :  "  on 
the  land  you  are  invincible,  as  the  English  are  on  the 
seas.  Fate  seems  to  have  given  to  them  the  dominion 
of  the  ocean.  Mark  me  —  my  words  are  prophetic 
—  so  sure  as  this  fleet  shall  engage  the  English,  so 
surely  shall  it  be  beaten  !  " 

"  De  Winter  is  an  able  officer,"  said  Hoche. 

"  He  is,"  said  Tone,  "and  a  brave  man,  I  am  cer- 
tain, from  his  moderate  manner;  while  I  doubt  very 
much  the  courage  of  that  flourishing  gentleman.  But 
have  we  not  the  example  of  repeated  engagements  to 
show  us  that  Great  Britain  is  an  overmatch  for  every 
nation  on  the  seas  ?  and  it  makes  my  blood  boil  to 
think  that  while  her  fleets  are  freely  manned  by  Irish- 
men, the  land  that  gives  them  birth  groans  beneath 
her  oppression.  Ireland  helps  to  gather  laurels  for 
Britain's  brows,  but  not  a  leaf  of  the  chaplet  is  given 
to  her;  she  shares  in  winning  the  victories  that  enrich 
and  aggrandise  the  Queen  of  the  Ocean,  but  is  allowed 
no  portion  of  the  fame  or  the  prosperity." 

"  Be  not  thus  agitated,"  said  Hoche  soothingly, 
touched  by  the  fierce  enthusiasm  with  which  Tone 
uttered  the  latter  part  of  his  address  :  "  when  once 
this  armament  lands  in  Ireland,  there  is  an  end  of 
Great  Britain's  domination." 

"  Ay,  when  it  lands,"  said  Tone,  with  a  voice  in 
which  impatience  and  hopelessness  were  strangely 


io8  Rory  O'More 

blended.  "  Oh  !  "  said  he,  stretching  out  his  hands 
to  the  expanse  of  sea  and  sky  before  him  —  "  Oh  ! 
ye  elements  — ye  mysterious  agents  of  Heaven  !  why 
do  ye  interpose  your  potent  shield  of  air  and  foam 
between  England  and  her  foes  ?  You  blasted  the 
Armada  of  Spain  ;  I  saw  you  scatter  the  ships  of 
France  at  Bantry;  and  now  this  gallant  fleet,  with 
fifteen  thousand  chosen  men,  who  burn  for  the 
liberation  of  my  country,  is  chained  here  by  an 
adverse  wind  for  a  whole  month !  Ireland,  my 
country,  I  fear  you  are  doomed  !  " 

His  hands  dropped  to  his  side,  his  head  sank  on  his 
chest,  and  he  stood  wSth  his  eyes  fixed  on  the  ground. 

"Rally,  man — rally!  "  said  Hoche,  slapping  him 
on  the  shoulder :  "  why,  adjutant-general,  I  have 
never  seen  you  thus  before !  " 

"  Whenever  I   think  of  the  fate  of  that  unhappy 
country,  it   breaks   my   heart  !       But    I  've   done  :  — 
only,  for  God's  sake,  General  Hoche,  dissuade  them 
from  a  sea-fight ;  we  are  ruined  if  they  attempt  it." 

Hoche  and  Tone  now  re-entered  the  cabin.  They 
found  De  Winter  and  Daendells  giving  instructions 
to  the  smuggler.  De  Winter  desired  him  to  put 
himself  in  the  way  of  the  English  fleet,  and  give 
them  some  false  information.  It  was  planned  that 
De  Welskein  should  pass  the  English  squadron  in  the 
night,  and  towards  morning  sail  back  again,  as  if  he 
came  up  Channel,  and  tell  the  English  admiral  that 
he  saw  a  French  fleet  at  the  Channel's  mouth  ;  this 
might  give  him  an  idea  that  the  Brest  fleet  had  got 
out  to  sea,  which  would  serve  to  divide  his  attention, 
and  possibly  draw  him  farther  ofF  the  coast,  and  leave 
a  passage  from  the  Texel  more  open,  in  case  the  wind 
should  change  so  as  to  favour  such  a  movement. 

General  Daendells  told  him  to  assure  the  Irish  of 
speedy  succour,  for  that  fifteen  thousand  men  were 


Rory  O'More  109 

embarked  for  that  service,  and  only  waited  a  fair 
wind  to  sail.  A  few  lines  to  De  Lacy,  from  Hoche, 
was  all  the  writing  the  smuggler  bore,  and  he  left  the 
ship  on  his  mission. 

Such  were  the  plans  that  were  proposed ;  such 
were  the  promises  made.  What  was  the  result  ? 

The  wind  continued  foul  a  fortnight  longer  ;  in  all, 
six  weeks.  The  provisions  for  so  large  a  number  of 
troops,  as  well  as  seamen,  became  exhausted ;  the 
troops  were  relanded  ;  the  expedition  to  Ireland  was 
given  up,  —  and  England  again  was  spared  the  danger 
of  a  formidable  invasion  into  a  disaffected  portion  of 
her  kingdom. 

The  night  the  troops  were  disembarked,  Tone 
went  to  his  tent  with  a  heavy  heart :  the  next  morn- 
ing he  saw  the  pennants  of  the  fleet  turned  towards 
England. 

The  breeze  which  the  day  before  would  have  made 
his  blood  dance,  had  he  felt  it  on  the  deck  of  the 
Vryheid,  now  only  made  his  heart  sick ;  he  stood 
on  the  beach  like  one  possessed.  After  remaining 
motionless  for  some  minutes,  he  stamped  fiercely, 
clenched  his  teeth,  struck  his  forehead  with  his  hand, 
and  walked  rapidly  away  ;  but  ere  he§  descended  a 
slight  declivity  that  shut  out  the  bay,  he  turned  round 
and  cast  a  look  of  despair  towards  his  country. 

Thus  ended  the  second  expedition  undertaken  for 
the  invasion  of  Ireland :  and  the  gallant  Hoche, 
within  a  month  after,  was  no  more  —  cut  off  in  his 
prime  of  manhood  and  career  of  glory  by  the  hand  oi 
the  assassin  !  * 

And  what  was  the  fate  of  the  fleet  ? 

Admiral  De  Winter,  the  October  following,  sailed 
from  the  Texel,  met  the  English  squadron  under 

1  Hoche' s  life  was  attempted  more  than  once.  His  death 
was  attributed  to  slow  poison. 


no  Rory  O'More 

Admiral  Duncan,  and  fought  like  a  hero ;  -  -  but 
Storey  deserted  him.  De  Winter,  nevertheless,  main- 
tained a  fierce  engagement  against  superior  numbers  : 
but  the  prophecy  of  Tone  was  fulfilled  ;  after  a  well- 
contested  fight,  the  Dutch  struck  their  colours,  and 
the  flag  of  England  again  floated  triumphantly  over 
the  seas. 


CHAPTER   IX 

THE    PRETTY    GIRL    MILKING    HER    COW 

"  I  saw  a  young  damsel,  —  't  was  Noreen  ;  — 

Her  ringlets  did  carelessly  flow. 
Oh  !  how  I  adore  you,  ma  vourneen, 
Ma  colleen  dhas  crutheen  na  mbho." 

RORY  O'MORE  left  his  cottage  at  an  early 
hour  the  morning  after  his  conversation  with 
De  Lacy.  For  a  few  miles  he  followed  the  by-road 
that  led  from  his  house,  and  then  struck  into  a  path 
through  some  fields,  for  the  purpose  of  making  the 
high-road  which  was  the  direct  way  to  the  place  of 
his  destination. 

As  he  was  walking  briskly  on,  looking  neither  to 
the  right  nor  the  left,  but  quite  absorbed  in  the  con- 
templation of  the  business  he  had  undertaken,  his 
attention  was  suddenly  arrested  by  hearing  one  of 
those  quaint  and  sportive  melodies  of  his  country, 
sung  by  a  sweet  voice.  Rory  paused  ;  —  he  recog- 
nised the  tones  that  had  so  often  made  his  heart  thrill 
with  pleasure,  —  and  running  up  the  gentle  hill  before 
him,  he  beheld,  as  he  topped  the  summit  on  the  other 
side  of  the  hillock,  seated  under  the  shade  of  a  haw- 
thorn hedge,  a  beautiful  peasant  girl,  whose  song  pro- 
ceeded merrily,  while  she  was  milking  her  cows. 

Kathleen  Regan  was  sitting  with  her  back  towards 
the  point  whence  Rory  approached ;  so  that  he  was 
enabled,  unperceived  by  her,  to  gaze  with  pleasure  on 
her  sweet  figure,  and  listen  to  her  sportive  song. 


ii2  Rory  O'More 

There  's  a  lad  that  I  know  ;  and  I  know  that  he 

Speaks  softly  to  me. 

The  c uMa-ma-c hree  ! 

He  's  the  pride  of  my  heart,  and  he  loves  me  well  ; 
But  who  the  lad  is,  I  'm  not  going  to  tell. 

He  's  as  straight  as  a  rush,  and  as  bright  as  the  stream 

That  around  it  dcth  gleam,  — . 

Oh  !  of  him  how  I  dream  ! 

I  *m  as  high  as  his  shoulder  —  the  way  that  I  know 
Is,  he  caught  me  one  day,  just  my  measure  to  show. 

He  whisper' d  a  question  one  day  in  my  ear  : 

When  he  breathed  it,  oh  dear  ! 

How  I  trembled  with  fear  ! 

What  the  question  he  ask'd  was,  I  need  not  confess  : 
But  the  answer  I  gave  to  the  question  was,  "  Yes." 

His  eyes  they  are  bright,  and  they  looked  so  kind 

When  I  was  inclined 

To  speak  my  mind  ! 

And  his  breath  is  so  sweet  —  oh,  the  rose's  is  less  ! 
And  how  I  found  it  out,  —  why  I  leave  you  to  guess. 

The  scene  was  one  to  excite  the  imagination  and 
charm  the  senses  of  one  less  keen  to  such  pleasures 
than  Rory.  He  could  catch  the  soft  scent  of  the 
morning  breath  of  the  cows,  vying  in  fragrance  with 
the  woodbine  that  was  peeping  through  the  hedge  ;  at 
the  same  time  that  he  could  hear  the  sweet  voice  of 
the  girl  he  loved,  and  see  her  bright  ringlets  curl 
down  her  graceful  neck  and  beautifully-rounded 
shoulders. 

He  watched  her  for  some  moments  in  silent  admi- 
ration, and  then  stealing  softly  behind  her  and  suddenly 
uttering  "  Wow !  "  the  girl  started,  and  in  her 
moment  of  surprise  Rory  caught  her  in  his  arms  and 
snatched  a  kiss.  A  hearty  box  on  his  ear  followed 
the  salute,  with  the  exclamation  of, — 

"  You  divil  !   how  dar  you  !  " 


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u  I  lave  you  to  guess"  said  Rory,  laughing. 

"  You  're  mighty  impident,  so  you  are,  Rory." 

"  Arrah  !  how  could  I  help  it,  Kathleen  darlin'  ? " 
said  Rory  with  a  look  of  admiration  that  would  have 
softened  the  anger  of  even  a  more  cruel  beauty  than 
Kathleen ;  —  a  look  that  appealed  more  strongly  to 
the  self-love  of  the  woman  than  the  liberty  taken  had 
startled  her  modesty. 

"  You  're  very  impident,  so  you  are,"  said  Kath- 
leen, settling  her  hair,  that  had  been  tossed  into 
a  most  becoming  confusion  over  her  face  in  the 
struggle. 

"  You  often  towld  me  that  before,"  said  Rory. 

"  It  does  not  do  you  much  good,  thin,"  said  Kath- 
leen. "You  bear  me,  but  you  don't  heed  me." 

"  Why,  if  you  go  to  that,  how  can  I  help  myself? 
Sure  you  might  as  well  keep  the  ducks  from  the 
wather,  or  the  bees  from  the  flowers,  as  my  heart 
from  you,  Kathleen." 

"Now,  Rory,  lavd  off!" 

"  By  this  light,  Kathleen  !  " 

"  Now  don't  be  goin'  on,  Rory  !  " 

"  There  's  not  a  girl " 

"  Now,  don't  be  makin'  a  fool  o'  yourself  and  me 
too,"  said  Kathleen. 

"  If  makin'  you  my  own  would  be  to  make  a  fool 
of  you,  thin  it 's  a  fool  I  'd  make  you,  sure  enough," 
said  Rory. 

"  Rory,"  said  Kathleen  rather  sadly,  "  don't  be 
talkin*  this  way  to  me,  —  it's  good  for  neither  of 
us." 

"  Kathleen  darling  !  "  said  Rory,  "  what 's  the 
matther  with  you  ? "  and  he  approached  her,  and 
gently  took  her  hand. 

"  Nothing,"  said  she,  "  nothing,  —  only  it 's  fool- 
ishness." 

VOL.  I-  — 


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"  Don't  call  honest  love,  foolishness,  Kathleen 
dear.  Sure,  why  would  we  have  hearts  in  our  bodies 
if  we  did  n't  love  ?  Sure,  our  hearts  would  be  no 
use  at  all  without  we  wor  fond  of  one  another. 
Arrah  !  what's  the  matther  with  you,  Kathleen  ?  " 

"  I  must  go  home,  Rory  ;  —  let  me  go,  Rory  dear," 
said  she  with  a  touching  tone  of  sadness  on  the  dear, 
as  she  strove  to  disengage  from  her  waist,  the  hand 
that  Rory  had  stolen  round  it. 

u  No,  I  won't  let  you  go,  Kathleen,  ma  vourneen" 
said  Rory,  with  passion  and  pathos,  as  he  held  her 
closer  in  his  embrace.  "  Now  or  never,  Kathleen,  I 
must  have  your  answer.  You  are  the  girl  that  is, 
and  ever  was,  in  the  very  core  of  my  heart,  and  I  '11 
never  love  another  but  yourself.  Don't  be  afraid  that 
I  '11  change  ;  I  'm  young,  but  I  'm  thrue  :  the  blessed 
sun  that  sees  us  both  this  minit  is  not  thruer;  and 
he 's  a  witness  to  what  I  say  to  you  now,  Kathleen 
asthore,  that  you  are  the  pulse  o'  my  heart,  and  I  '11 
never  rest  aisy  till  you  're  my  wife." 

Kathleen  could  not. speak.  She  trembled  while 
Rory  made  his  last  address  to  her  ;  her  lip  quivered 
as  he  proceeded ;  two  big  tear-drops  sprang  to  her 
eyes,  and  hung  on  their  long  dark  lashes,  when  he 
called  her  "  pulse  of  his  heart ;  "  but  when  he  named 
the  holy  name  of  wife,  she  fell  upon  his  neck  and 
burst  into  a  violent  flood  of  tears. 

Rory  felt  this  was  a  proof  of  his  being  beloved;  but 
't  was  not  the  way  in  which,  from  Kathleen's  spor- 
tive nature,  he  thought  it  likely  she  would  accept  a 
husband  to  whom  there  was  no  objection  ;  and  while 
he  soothed  the  sobbing  of  the  agitated  girl,  he  won- 
dered what  could  be  the  cause  of  her  violent  emotion. 
When  she  became  calm,  he  said,  "  Kathleen  dear, 
don't  be  vexed  with  me  if  I  took  you  too  sudden  :  — 
you  know  I  'm  none  of  the  coolest,  and  so  forgive  me, 


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jewel!  I'll  say  no  more  to  you  now; — only  give 
me  an  answer  at  your  own  good  time,  my  darling." 

Kathleen  wiped  the  tears  from  her  eyes,  and  said, 
"  No,  Rory  dear :  you  've  been  plain  with  me,  and 

I  '11  be  plain  with  you.  As  for  myself "  she 

looked  up  in  his  eyes,  and  their  soft  and  confiding 
expression,  and  the  gentle  pressure  of  the  hand  that 
accompanied  the  look,  told  more  than  the  words 
could  have  done  which  her  maiden  modesty  forbade 
her  utter. 

"  You  love  me,  then  ?  "  said  Rory  with  delighted 
energy ;  and  he  pressed  her  to  his  heart  while  she 
yielded  her  lips  to  the  pressure  of  a  kiss  which  the 
fire  of  pure  love  had  refined  from  the  dross  of 
passion. 

"  Oh,  Rory,  —  but  my  brother  Shan  ?  " 

"  Well,  what  o'  that  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"Oh,  you  know,  —  you  know,"  said  Kathleen 
mournfully. 

"  Yis,  Mary  didn't  take  to  him;  but  sure  that's 
no  rayson." 

"  Oh  !  you  don't  know  him  !  " 

"  We  've  been  rather  cool,  to  be  sure,  since,  but  I 
never  put  coolness  between  me  and  him  ;  and  if  my 
sisther  could  n't  like  him,  sure  that 's  no  rayson  to 
put  between  you  and  me." 

"  Oh,  Rory,  Shan   is  very  dark  ;   and  I  'm  afeard." 

"But  why  should  he  prevent  our  comin'  together  ? 
Sure  is  n't  there  your  mother  ?  " 

"  Oh,  but  she  's  afeard  of  him,  and " 

"  But  how  do  you  know  he  would  make  objec- 
tions ? " 

The  poor  girl  blushed  scarlet  as  she  said,  "Why,  to 
tell  you  the  thruth,  Rory,  and  it 's  no  matther  now  that 
you  know  it,  afther  what 's  passed  between  us  this 
morning  ;  but  Shan  suspected  I  liked  you,  and  he 


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warned  me  agen  it,  and  swore  a  bitter  oath,  that  if 
ever  I  'd  think  of  you,  he  'd " 

"  What  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"  Curse  me,"  said  Kathleen ;  and  she  shuddered  as 
she  said  it. 

"  God  forgive  him  !  "  said  Rory  solemnly.  "  But 
never  mind,  Kathleen  ;  I  '11  meet  him,  and  I  '11  spake 
him  fair,  and  tell  him  the  thruth.  And  when  I  spake 
to  him  like  a  man,  he  can't  be  less  of  a  man,  and  he 
would  n't  be  of  so  dark  a  heart  to  keep  spite  agen  me 
because  my  sisther  did  n't  love  him." 

u  It 's  the  kind  and  generous  heart  you  have,  Rory  ; 
but  I  'm  afeard  it  would  be  no  use  :  at  all  events, 
don't  be  in  a  hurry  about  it ;  wait  a  bit,  and  maybe 
when  he  comes  across  some  other  girl  that  will  wane 
his  heart  from  the  owld  love,  he  may  be  aisier  about 
it;  but  at  this  present,  Rory  dear,  don't  purtend  that 
you  love  me,  nor  let  on  what  you  said  to  me  this 
morning." 

"  It 's  hard  to  hide  what 's  in  the  heart,"  said 
Rory ;  "  for  even  if  the  tongue  does  n't  bethray  you, 
it  may  peep  out  of  your  eyes." 

"  But  we  sha'n't  meet  often,"  said  Kathleen ;  "  so 
there  will  be  the  less  danger  of  that." 

"That's  hard  too,"  said  Rory.  "  But,  Kathleen, 

will  you "  he  could  not  finish  the  sentence,  but 

Kathleen  caught  his  meaning,  and  said,  — 

"You  couldn't  say  the  words,  Rory,  —  you  were 
going  to  say,  will  I  be  thrue  to  you  ?  Oh,  Rory 
dear  !  I  have  given  you  my  heart,  because  I  could  n't 
help  it,  and  I  trust  to  you  that  you  have  given  me 
yours ;  and,  oh !  don't  take  it  away  from  me !  I 
must  hide  my  love  for  a  time.  I  '11  hide  it  as  a  miser 
would  hide  his  gold ;  and  oh,  Rory !  don't  let  me 
find  the  treasure  gone  when  I  may  venture  to  show  it 
to  the  day." 


Rory  O'More  117 

"  Kathleen  darling  !  while  there  's  life  in  my  heart, 
it  is  you  are  the  queen  of  it." 

"  Go,  now,"  said  Kathleen  ;  "  go,  —  don't  stay 
longer  here ;  I  would  n't  have  you  seen  for  the 
king's  ransom." 

"  May  the  heavens  bless  and  keep  you  !  "  said  Rory  ; 
"  one  more  kiss,  my  own  —  own  girl ;  "  and  clasp- 
ing her  in  his  arms,  they  bade  each  other  farewell. 

Rory  hurried  on  with  a  rapid  step  that  accorded 
with  the  tumult  of  his  feelings,  and  was  soon  lost  to 
Kathleen's  sight.  She  looked  after  him  while  he  re- 
mained within  view,  and  then  resumed  her  occupa- 
tion ;  but  it  was  in  silence.  The  sportive  song  had 
ceased  —  the  light-heartedness  of  the  girl  had  passed 
away  even  with  the  consciousness  of  a  deeper  pleasure. 
Her  task  ended,  she  took  up  her  pail,  and  went  her 
way  homewards,  but  not  with  the  elastic  step  with  which 
she  had  trodden  the  wild  flowers  on  her  outgoing. 

When  'Rory  gained  the  high  road,  he  pursued  his 
way  mechanically  towards  the  place  of  his  destination, 
without  a  thought  of  the  immediate  business  he  had  in 
hand.  His  brain  was  in  a  whirl,  and  his  heart  in  a 
blaze  ;  and  love  and  Kathleen  Regan  were  the  objects 
of  his  thoughts,  and  not  conspiracies  and  his  mysteri- 
ous guest. 

His  approach  to  the  town,  however,  reminded  him 
of  the  object  of  his  mission,  and  he  proceeded  at  the 
appointed  hour  to  the  public-house  indicated  by  De 
Lacy.  It  was  market-day  in  the  town,  so  that  the 
public-house  was  more  crowded  than  on  ordinary  oc- 
casions ;  and  Rory,  when  he  entered,  saw  many  per- 
sons engaged  in  drinking  porter  and  whiskey,  but 
mostly  the  latter.  He  cast  his  eyes  about  to  see  if 
such  a  group  as  he  was  instructed  to  look  for  was 
there,  and  more  than  one  party  of  three  was  present ; 
he  therefore  had  to  exercise  his  sagacity  in  selecting 


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which  of  the  groups  was  the  one  to  test  by  his  signal, 
—  and  he, was  not  long  in  deciding.  It  was  at  the 
further  end  of  the  room,  where  a  small  square  window 
admitted  as  much  light  as  could  find  its  way  through 
some  panes  of  greenish  glass,  with  bulls'  eyes  in  the 
middle  of  them,  covered  with  dust,  that  three  men 
were  seated  at  a  dirty  table  where  a  congregation  of 
flies  were  finishing  a  pot  of  porter.  The  aspect  of  one 
of  the  men  struck  Rory  to  be  "outlandish,"  as  he 
would  have  said  himself,  and  the  quick  and  restless 
twinkle  of  his  dark  eye  spoke  of  a  more  southern 
climate.  To  this  group  Rory  approached,  and  look- 
ing round,  as  it  were  to  see  where  he  should  sit,  he 
asked  permission  of  the  party  to  take  share  of  their 
box  —  for  the  room  was  divided  into  such  compart- 
ments. They  made  room  for  him ;  and  he,  taking 
up  the  empty  quart-pot  on  whose  dregs  the  flies  were 
regaling,  knocked  loudly  with  it  on  the  table  and 
started  the  buzzing  nuisances  from  their  banquet,  and 
being  driven  from  their  pewter  palace,  they  alighted 
on  the  various  little  pools  and  meandering  streams  of 
various  liquids  that  stood  upon  the  filthy  table,  which 
seemed  to  be  left  to  them  as  a  sort  of  patrimony,  as  the 
fallen  dates  are  to  the  wanderers  in  the  East.  The 
tender-hearted  sthreel  who  was  the  Hebe  of  the  house 
would  not  have  robbed  the  poor  fl  ies  of  their  feast  for  the 
world,  by  wiping  the  table.  Charity  is  a  great  virtue  ! 
This  dirty  handmaiden  came  in  answer  to  Rory's 
thumping  of  the  quart-pot  on  the  board. 

"  Loose  were  her  tresses  seen, 
Her  zone  unbound." 

Her  foot  was  unsandalled,  too  ;  in  short,  she  was, 
as  Rory  remarked  to  his  neighbour  beside  him,  "  loose 
and  careless,  like  the  leg  of  a  pot." 

w  What  do  yizz  want  ?  "  says  Hebe. 


Rory  O'More  119 

"  Something  to  dhrink,"  says  Rory. 

"  Is  it  a  pot,  a  pint,  or  a  crapper  ?  "  says  Hebe. 

"  I  '11  jist  take  the  cobwebs  out  o'  my  throat  with 
a  pint  first,"  says  Rory. 

"  I  '11  sarve  you  immadiently,"  says  Hebe,  who 
took  up  the  quart,  and  to  save  time  she  threw  out 
the  dregs  of  the  liquor  it  had  contained  on  the  floor, 
and  then  held  it  up  inverted  in  a  most  graceful  manner, 
that  it  might  drain  itself  clean  for  the  next  customer  •, 
so  that  her  course  might  be  tracked  up  and  down  the 
room  by  the  drippings  of  the  various  vessels,  and  thus 
she,  "  did  her  spiriting  gently,  dropping  odours,  drop- 
ping wine,"  ale,  and  sper'ts. 

She  returned  soon  with  a  pint  of  porter  to  Rory, 
who  took  out  a  shilling  to  pay  for  it.  "  I  '11  throuble 
you  for  the  change,  my  dear,"  said  he. 

Off  she  went  again  to  get  the  change,  and,  after 
some  time,  again  returned,  bearing  two  quarts  of 
porter  in  one  hand,  and  a  jug  of  punch  hanging  be- 
tween the  fore-finger  and  thumb  of  the  other,  while  a 
small  roll  of  tobacco  and  a  parcel  of  halfpence  were 
clutched  in  the  remaining  fingers.  The  liquids  and 
the  tobacco  she  deposited  before  a  party  that  sat  in  a 
box  opposite  to  Rory,  and  then,  advancing  to  htm, 
she  flopped  the  halfpence  down  on  the  table  before 
him,  and  putting  her  hand  to  her  mouth,  pulled  out 
of  it  a  piece  of  tin  which  she  was  pleased  to  call  six- 
pence, and  sticking  it  on  the  top  of  the  halfpence,  she 
said,  "  There  's  your  change,  sir." 

u  It 's  a  tinker  you  have  to  make  change  for  you, 
I  b'lieve,"  said  Rory. 

"  How  is  it  a  tinker  ?  "  said  the  damsel. 

"  Oh,  I  would  n't  take  that  piece  of  tin  from  you 
for  the  world,"  said  Rory;  "you  might  want  it  to 
stop  a  hole  in  a  saucepan,  and  maybe  it 's  coming 
afther  me  you  'd  be  for  it." 


120  Rory  O'More 

"  I  'd  be  long  sorry  to  folly  you,"  said  the  damsel, 
saucily,  and  turning  away. 

"  See,  young  woman,"  said  Rory  — "  don't  be  in 
sitch  a  hurry  if  you  plaze —  I  gave  you  a  good  hog,1 
and  I  '11  throuble  you  for  a  good  taisther." 

"  I  haven't  a  betther  to  give  you,  sir — barrin' 
halfpence." 

"  Well  I  'm  noways  proud,  so  the  halfpence  will 
do  for  me ;  good  copper  is  betther  than  bad  silver, 
any  day." 

The  state  of  the  silver  currency  in  Ireland  at  this 
period  was  disgraceful — so  bad,  that  it  left  the  public 
almost  at  the  mercy  of  the  coiners.  When  the  War- 
wickshire militia  went  to  Ireland,  many  of  the  privates, 
having  been  workmen  in  Birmingham,  were  very  smart 
hands  at  the  practice,  and  many  stories  are  current 
of  their  doings  in  this  line.  Amongst  others,  it  is 
stated  that  a  party  of  these  men  in  a  public-house 
offered  some  bad  money  for  what  they  had  drunk : 
but  the  publican  being  on  his  guard,  as  their  habits  in 
this  way  were  becoming  notorious,  refused  several  shil- 
lings one  after  another.  The  soldier  who  offered  them 
said  the  dealer  in  liquor  was  over-particular ;  but  he 
retorted,  that  they  were  so  well  known  for  their  tricks, 
it  was  necessary  to  be  cautious.  "  Well,"  said  the 
soldier  at  last,  "  here  then,  since  nothing  else  will 
do ;  "  and  he  threw  down  another  coin,  and  a  very 
good-looking  one  it  was.  The  landlord  examined  it 
for  a  while,  but  at  last  it  was  rejected.  "  What !  " 
said  the  soldier,  "  nor  not  that  neither  !  "  "  No," 
said  the  landlord.  So  a  good  shilling  was  obliged  to 
be  produced  at  last,  and  as  the  party  left  the  house, 
the  discomfited  hero  was  heard  to  say,  "  Well,  I  never 
know'd  one  oy  Tom's  make  to  miss  before." 

1  The  shilling  and  sixpence  were  called  by  the  lower  orders 
"  hog  "and  "  tester." 


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The  girl  brought  back  Rory  the  value  of  the  six- 
pence in  copper  —  or  rather,  much  more  than  its 
value;  and  then  Rory  commenced  reckoning  his 
change,  which  was  the  means  he  had  decided  on  for 
throwing  out  his  signal.  So,  spreading  the  halfpence 
before  him,  he  began,— 

"One,  two,  three  —  there's  some  sense  in  good 
halfpence ;  one,  two,  three  —  jist  as  if  I  was  to  rob 
you  of  your  tin,  my  good  girl ;  one,  two,  three  — 
phoo  !  murdher !  I  'm  mixin'  them  all." 

"  Arrah  will  you  never  be  done  reckonin'  them !  " 
said  Hebe  impatiently  ;  "  one  ud  think  't  was  a  hun- 
dher  poun'  you  wor  countin',  let  alone  change  of  a 
hog.  I  'm  thinkin',  it 's  no  great  credit  to  your 
schoolrnasther  you  are." 

"  Fair  and  aisy  goes  far  in  a  day,"  said  Rory,  again 
commencing  to  count  his  change. 

"  One,  two,  three ;  "  and  while  he  spoke,  he  looked 
at  the  dark-eyed  man,  in  whose  face  he  fancied  he 
caught  something  of  an  expression  of  the  intelligence 
of  his  meaning,  and  the.n  he  proceeded  with  his  reckon- 
ing and  dismissed  the  girl. 

One  of  the  men  now  addressed  him  and  said, 
"You  are  particular  in  counting  your  change." 

"  Yes,  indeed  I  am,"  said  Rory,  "  and  I  '11  tell  you 
the  reason  why  :  because  I  lost  some  money  the  other 
day  by  not  being  particular  in  that  same,  when  I  was 
buying  some  ducks." 

The  dark-eyed  man  looked  very  sharply  on  Rory 
as  he  proceeded. 

"  To  be  sure,  I  did  n't  mind  the  loss  much,  for 
the  ducks  was  worth  the  money.  They  wor  very  fine 
ducks." 

A  still  keener  glance  from  the  dark-eyed  man 
followed  Rory's  last  words,  and  he  rose  immediately, 
and  left  the  public-house ;  his  two  companions  did  so 


122  Rory  0 'More 

likewise,  and  Rory  lost  no  time  in  following  them. 
On  reaching  the  door,  he  saw  them  standing  together 
a  few  paces  removed  from  the  house,  and  on  seeing 
him  appear  they  walked  down  the  quay  until  they 
arrived  at  a  corner,  where  looking  back  to  see  that 
he  followed,  they  turned  up  the  street.  Rory  tracked 
them,  and  at  another  turn  the  same  practice  was  ob- 
served by  his  conductors,  whom  he  continued  to 
follow,  dodging  them  through  many  an  intricate 
winding,  until  arriving  at  a  very  narrow  alley,  they 
turned  for  the  last  time,  and  when  Rory  reached  the 
spot,  he  perceived  them  about  half-way  up  the  passage 
standing  at  the  mouth  of  a  cellar  ;  and  the  moment 
he  appeared,  they  all  suddenly  descended.  He  fol- 
lowed fast  upon  them,  and  going  down  a  steep  and 
broken  stair,  entered  a  low  door  which  was  closed  the 
moment  he  had  passed  it,  and  he  found  himself  in 
total  darkness. 


CHAPTER   X 

IN  WHICH  RORY  HEARS  AND  SEES  MORE  THAN  HE 
BARGAINED  FOR,  AND  FINDS  IN  THE  CONCLUSION 
THE  TRUTH  OF  THE  PROVERB,  THAT  PROVIDENCE 
NEVER  SHUTS  ONE  DOOR  WITHOUT  OPENING 
ANOTHER 

WHILE  spots  of  red  and  green  were  dancing  be- 
fore Rory's  eyes  by  his  sudden  immersion 
from  light  into  darkness,  a  voice  close  beside  him 
said,  — 

"  Ver  glaad  to  see  you." 

u  God  spare  you  your  eyesight !  "  said  Rory  ;  "  I 
wish  I  could  return  the  compliment  to  you." 

Rory  heard  a  low  laugh  in  another  tone,  and  then 
the  former  voice  spoke  again  :  — 

"  Whaat !  you  no  glaad  to  see  me  ?  " 

"  'Faith,  I  would  be  very  glad  to  see  you  ;  but  how 
can  I  see  you  in  the  dark  ?  " 

"  Ho  !   ho  !   I  see,  you  fonee  feylow  —  ha  ha  !  " 

"  Strek  a  light,"  said  another  voice. 

"  Wait  a  minit  —  I  'm  gettin'  the  tendher-box," 
was  the  answer. 

The  foreign  voice  again  said,  addressing  Rory, 

u  You  air  wailcome." 

"  Thank  you  kindly,"-  said  Rory ;  "  give  us  your 
fist." 

"  Vaut  you  say  ?  " 

w  Give  us  your  fist.'* 


124  Rory  O'More 


u  He 's  biddin*  you  shake  hands  wid  him,"  said 
a  voice  that  had  not  yet  spoken  ;  and  Rory  thought 
it  was  one  he  should  know,  though  where  he  had 
heard  it  he  could  not  remember. 

"  Oh  !  "   said  the  foreigner,  "  donnez-moi  la  main." 

"  No,  I  dunna  any  man,"  said  Rory. 

"  Bah  !  shek  han'  wis  me  !  "   said  the  voice. 

Rory  now  stretched  out  his  hand,  and  encountered 
an  extended  palm  which  grasped  his  and  exchanged 
with  him  the  grip  of  the  United  Irishman. 

This  satisfied  Rory  all  was  right,  and  he  now 
waited  with  patience  for  the  light.  The  sound  of 
a  flint  and  steel,  followed  by  a  shower  of  sparks, 
showed  that  the  process  of  illumination  was  going 
forward ;  the  tinder  soon  became  ignited,  and  the 
sharp  sound  of  blowing  was  soon  followed  by  the 
lighting  of  a  match  —  and  the  first  face  that  its  lurid 
glare  fell  upon  was  that  of  Shan  Regan. 

Rory  started  :  he  was  the  last  person  he  expected 
to  meet,  and  certainly  the  last  he  could  have  wished 
to  see  in  that  place.  A  coolness  for  some  time  had 
existed  between  them,  as  the  reader  already  knows ; 
and  though  Rory  fully  intended  to  do  all  in  his  power 
to  remove  it,  and  to  meet  Regan  for  that  purpose  as 
often  as  he  could,  yet  on  such  an  occasion  as  the 
present  he  could  have  wished  him  absent.  His  pres- 
ence there,  it  is  true,  showed  him  to  be  engaged  in 
the  same  cause  as  Rory,  and  one  at  the  first  glance 
might  suppose  that  this  would  have  facilitated  a 
reconciliation  between  them ;  but  on  closer  examina- 
tion we  shall  find  this  not  to  be  the  case.  In  all 
conspiracies  where  men  are  linked  together  in  a  cause 
whose  penalty  is  death,  private  friendship  is  desirable 
amongst  its  members,  at  least  in  its  early  stages, 
where  fidelity  is  essential  to  its  existence.  Personal 
foes  may  fight  side  by  side  in  the  same  cause  when 


Rory  O'More  125 

once  a  conspiracy  arrives  at  its  outbreak  j  but  in  its 
secret  preparatory  councils,  a  man  recoils  from  the 
contact  of  any  but  a  friend. 

It  was  the  consciousness  of  this  fact,  perhaps,  that 
led  to  the  ingenious  construction  of  the  plan  by  which 
the  heads  of  the  Society  of  United  Irishmen  contrived 
to  organise  a  great  portion  of  Ireland.  The  system 
was  this :  There  was  a  Chief  Committee  of  twelve ; 
each  of  these  twelve  was  the  head  of  another  twelve, 
but  between  each  knot  of  twelve  there  was  no  ac- 
quaintance—  they  were  totally  distinct  from  each 
other;  so  that  an  extensive  ramification  of  union 
existed  in  parties  of  twelve,  each  obeying  its  own 
superior,  through  whom,  alone,  all  commands  and 
plans  were  conveyed.  Each  knot  was  thus  a  little 
band  of  friends,  and  from  their  distinctness,  the  secret 
was  the  more  likely  to  be  kept.  It  will  be  seen  that 
by  this  means  the  Head  Committee  organised  one 
hundred  and  forty-four  members,  whose  knots  of 
twelve  each  being  multiplied,  gives  a  force  of  twenty 
thousand  seven  hundred  and  odd  men,  and  their  mul- 
tiplied dozens  would  produce  nearly  two  hundred  and 
forty-nine  thousand ;  thus,  at  three  removes  from  the 
focus  of  the  system,  a  powerful  force  was  at  a  mo- 
ment's command,  within  whose  several  knots  private 
friendship  as  well  as  the  common  cause  was  a  source 
of  union  and  fidelity.  It  was  only  in  the  higher 
grades  of  the  confederation  that  private  signals  existed. 
In  the  inferior  classes,  each  dozen  only  knew  their 
own  circle ;  so  that  to  whatever  extent  the  system 
might  be  spread,  each  of  the  subordinate  actors  was 
intimate  with  no  more  than  twelve  persons,  which 
tended  at  once  to  give  greater  personal  security, 
and  to  prevent  also  a  premature  explosion  of  the 
conspiracy. 

This  brief  sketch  of  the  system  is  given,  to  account 


i26  Rory  O'More 

for  Rory  not  knowing  Regan  to  be  a  United  man, 
although  living  in  the  same  district.  Regan  belonged 
to  another  circle ;  and  it  was  from  very  different 
desires  that  he  was  of  the  association,  and  with  a 
very  different  set  that  he  was  leagued.  Rory  became 
a  United  Irishman  from  other  and  better  motives 
than  Regan.  However  erroneous  those  motives  might 
have  been,  they  had  their  origin  in  a  generous  nature; 
wild  notions  of  the  independence  of  his  country  were 
uppermost  in  the  mind  of  Rory,  while  the  mere  love 
of  licence  was  the  incentive  to  Regan.  During  that 
terrible  period  of  Ireland's  history,  some  of  the  in- 
surgents were  pure,  however  mistaken  enthusiasts  ; 
while  there  were  others  whose  love  of  turbulence  was 
their  only  motive.  Of  the  latter  class  was  Regan  : 
he  had  inherited  from  his  father  a  comfortable  farm, 
but  his  love  of  debasing  amusements  —  such  as  cock- 
fighting,  &c.,  the  frequency  of  his  visits  to  public- 
houses,  and  his  attachment  to  disorderly  company, 
had  led  him  from  the  wholesome  pursuits  that  would 
have  made  him  good  and  prosperous,  to  become  im- 
provident and  embarrassed. 

It  is  strange  that  whenever  this  takes  place,  a  man 
mostly  becomes  an  idler :  the  very  fact  which  should 
warn  him  of  his  danger,  and  make  him  exert  himself 
the  more,  generally  operates  in  the  contrary  way.  He 
gives  himself  up  as  it  were  to  ruin,  and  seeks  in  dissi- 
pation forgetfulness  of  the  past  and  disregard  of  the 
future.  This  state  of  things  lasts  as  long  as  there  is 
any  thing  left  to  support  him  ;  and  when  all  is  lost, 
he  is  then  fit  for  every  sort  of  violence  or  meanness  ; 
—  he  must  be  either  a  beggar  or  a  desperado. 

It  was  in  the  middle  stage  that  Regan  fell  in  with 
De  Welskein.  They  were  just  the  men  for  each 
other  :  —  Regan  was  the  head  of  a  disorderly  set  of 
fellows,  who  were  ready  and  active  agents  in  assisting 


Rory  O'More  127 

the  Frenchman  in  his  smuggling ;  and,  in  return,  the 
brandy,  and  tobacco,  and  merry-makings  of  the  smug- 
gler were  ample  temptations  and  regards  for  Regan. 
The  debauched  orgies  of  the  cellar,  where  Rory  now 
found  himself  for  the  first  time,  were  familiar  to  the 
unfortunate  victim  of  idleness,  bad  company,  and 
lawless  desires. 

Though  he  was  often  absent  from  home  and  ne- 
glected his  husbandry,  he  still  retained  his  farm  ;  but 
his  payments  of  rent  became  irregular,  his  farming 
stock  grew  less  by  degrees ;  a  cow,  a  sheep,  a  pig, 
was  obliged  now  and  then  to  be  sacrificed  to  supply 
his  riotous  propensities,  and  his  poor  mother  and 
sister  saw  with  sorrow  their  comforts  lessening  around 
them  :  but  they  complained  not,  for  they  dreaded  the 
fierce  temper  of  Shan  Dhu,  or  Black  John,  as  he  was 
called.  It  was  not  only  the  diminution  of  his  worldly 
substance  they  lamented,  but  they  felt  that  the  most 
respectable  of  their  neighbours,  one  by  one,  dropped 
off  from  their  acquaintance  with  them ;  and  this,  to 
the  sensitive  nature  of  the  Irish  peasant,  cuts  deeper 
than  even  want.  Want,  they  are  familiar  with ;  they 
see  it  on  every  side,  and  they  can  bear  it  with  patience  : 
but  the  social  virtues  flourish  amongst  them  in  the 
midst  of  barrenness,  like  the  palms  in  the  desert. 

Amongst  the  friendships  which  had  decayed  was  that 
of  the  O'Mores.  The  widow  loved  her  daughter  too 
well  to  give  her  to  a  disorderly,  though  a  compara- 
tively wealthy  peasant,  as  Shan  Regan  was  when  he 
asked  Mary  O'More  for  his  wife  ;  and  Mary  herself 
had  an  intuitive  dislike  for  all  that  was  gross,  which 
revolted  from  Regan's  brutal  nature.  Rory,  though 
he  knew  him  not  as  a  friend  at  any  period, —  for  the 
men  were  too  unlike  each  other  ever  to  have  associated 
closely,  —  yet  always  had  recognised  him  as  an  old 
acquaintance  whenever  they  met }  but  he  never 


128  Rory  0' More 

sought  his  company  —  for  Rory,  though  as  full  of 
fun,  as  fond  of  mirth,  and  loving  his  glass,  his  joke, 
and  a  pretty  girl,  as  much  as  every  Irishman  ought  to 
do,  yet  he  reverenced  the  decencies  of  life  too  much 
to  be  a  drunkard,  a  buffoon,  or  a  debauchee.  His 
acquaintanceship  with  Regan  might  have  gone  on,  as 
far  as  Rorv  was  concerned,  just  the  same,  quite  unin- 
fluenced by  his  sister's  refusal ;  but  not  so  with  the 
rejected  one.  He  considered  the  part  Mary  had  taken 
as  a  family  affront :  his  pride  (such  as  it  was)  was 
wounded  more  than  his  heart ;  or  rather,  it  was  his 
love  for  himself,  and  not  for  the  girl,  that  suffered 
most.  So  he  made  a  feud  of  the  business,  and  in- 
cluded Rory  amongst  his  foes.  To  this  he  was  the 
more  inclined,  as  he  suspected  Conolly,  who  was  a 
sworn  friend  of  O'More's,  to  be  his  rival. 

From  all  these  circumstances,  it  is  no  wonder  that 
Rory  was  startled  at  seeing  Regan  at  such  a  time : 
but  as  he  could  not  help  himself,  he  determined  to 
affect  composure,  which  he  was  the  better  able  to 
accomplish,  as  he  had  time  to  recover  from  his  sur- 
prise before  his  presence  was  manifest  to  Regan. 
The  scene  that  had  occurred  in  the  morning,  too, 
rendered  him  the  more  anxious  to  conciliate,  and  with 
a  sincere  wish  to  overcome  the  coolness  that  Regan 
had  lately  observed  towards  him,  he  advanced  to  him 
with  open  hand  and  greeted  him  kindly.  It  was 
obvious,  from  the  expression  that  passed  over 
Regan's  face,  that  the  meeting  was  quite  as  startling 
and  disagreeable  to  him  as  it  had  been  to  Rory,  who 
continued  still,  however,  the  offer  of  his  hand,  and 
repeated  his  words  of  kindly  recognition.  A  cold 
reply  was  all  that  followed,  though  the  hand  was 
accepted  :  but  there  was  no  sympathy  in  the  contact ; 
the  touch  of  friendship  was  wanting,  —  that  touch 
whose  sensation  is  so  undefinable,  but  so  well  under- 


Rory  O'More  129 

stood,  —  that  natural  freemasonry  which  springs  from 
and  is  recognised  by  the  heart. 

As  soon  as  the  light  was  struck,  a  lamp  was  lighted 
in  a  ship-lantern  that  hung  from  the  low  roof  of  the 
cellar  over  a  coarse  table  round  which  benches  of  a 
rude  construction  were  placed.  Another  person  as 
well  as  Regan  was  present  in  addition  to  the  three 
Rory  had  followed  from  the  public-house;  and  this 
man  seemed  more  familiar  with  De  Welskein  than 
any  of  the  others,  and  sometimes  addressed  him  in 
French.  Round  the  cellar  were  some  coils  of  rope  ; 
a  couple  of  hammocks  were  hung  in  one  corner;  two 

or  three  kees  and  some  rolls  of  tobacco  were  stowed 

o 

away  under  a  truckle-bed  in  another  quarter  of  the 
den  ;  and  in  a  rude  cupboard,  coarse  trenchers  and 
drinking-cans  were  jumbled  together,  with  some  stone 
jars  of  a  foreign  aspect.  After  some  bustle,  pipes 
and  tobacco  were  laid  on  the  table,  the  stone  bottles 
and  the  drinking  vessels  were  taken  from  the  cup- 
board, and  De  Welskein  invited  Rory  to  sit  down 
beside  him. 

"  Combe,  you  sair  —  sect  down  —  here  someting 
for  you  to  drink  —  not  nastee,  like  pobelick-house, 
bote  goot  —  ha,  ha  !  No  doretee  port  ere,  bote  bran- 
dee  —  ver  goot  and  nussing  to  pay." 

All  the  men  sat  down,  and  sending  the  stone  jars 
from  man  to  man,  the  cans  were  charged  with 
brandy,  slightly  diluted  with  water  from  a  black 
pitcher;  pipes  were  lighted,  smoking  and  drinking 
commenced,  and  while  a  desultory  conversation  was 
kept  up  among  the  rest  of  the  party,  De  Welskein 
questioned  Rory  as  to  the  cause  of  his  being  the 
messenger  to  him.  Rory  made  him  acquainted  with 
De  Lacy's  illness,  and  the  circumstances  that  led  to 
his  being  his  guest ;  in  all  of  which  communica- 
tion the  person  who  spoke  French  assisted  in  mak- 
VOL.  i. — 9 


130  Rory  0 'More 

ing  De  Welskein  and  Rory  intelligible  to  each  other. 
This  was  no  very  easy  matter  sometimes ;  the 
Frenchman's  English  bothering  Rory  uncommonly, 
as  his  name  did  also.  However,  as  it  was  necessary 
he  should  drink  to  the  founder  of  the  feast,  he  was 
obliged  to  make  an  offer  at  his  name,  and  so  he 
boldly  took  his  can  of  grog  in  his  hand  and  with  his 
best  bow  said,  — 

"  Here  's  to  your  good  health,  Mr.  Wilkison." 

A  laugh  followed  at  Rory's  expense,  in  which  the 
Frenchman  only  half  joined,  for  it  has  already  been 
noticed  that  his  name  was  matter  of  anxiety  to  him  ; 
so  as  soon  as  the  laugh  had  subsided,  he  said,  — 

"  No,  no  !   not  dat  my  nem  ;  —  De  Welskein." 

"  I  beg  your  pardon,  sir  —  but  would  you  say  that 
agin,  if  you  plaze  ?  " 

The  Frenchman  now  slowly  and  distinctly  pro- 
nounced his  name,  giving  the  w  the  sound  of  the  <y, 
which  it  assumes  in  Dutch  names,  and  repeated, — 
"  De-Velskeen." 

"Thank  you,  sir,"  says  Rory, — "I  ax  your 
pardon,  and  again  I  say,  Here  is  to  your  good  health, 
Mr.  Devilskin." 

A  roar  of  laughter  followed  this  mistake  of  Rory's, 
and  all  swore  that  that  was  the  best  name  of  all  the 
others  he  enjoyed  :  but  the  Frenchman  did  not  like 
it,  and  said  impatiently,  using  his  own  language, 
as  a  foreigner  generally  does  when  he  becomes 
excited, — 

"  Non,  non,  non,  man  ami  '  —  Devilskeen  !  —  non  ; 
c'est  l  Poll-de-diable  !  '  —  Sacr'e  —  quel  nom  !  —  lPoit- 
de-diable  !  '  you  say  not  dat.  —  Pierre,"  said  he,  ad- 
dressing his  friend  who  spoke  French,  "faites-lui 
comprendre  mon  nom  — pas  De  IVehkein,  parceque  c'est 
trap  difficile,  mats  St.  Foix." 

"  Ou  Sans-peur"  said  Pierre. 


Rory  O'More  131 

The  Frenchman  nodded  assent  and  said,  "  Bon" 
The  compliment  appeased  him. 

Pierre  now  told  Rory  to  address  De  Welskein  by 
the  favourite  name  of  Sans-peur ;  but  this  was  as 
difficult  to  Rory  as  the  other,  and  the  nearest  ap- 
proach he  could  make  to  it  was  "  Scamper."  This 
he  varied  sometimes  into  "  Sampler,"  or  "  Sand- 
paper," as  luck  would  have  it.  . 

While  the  drinking  and  smoking  proceeded,  De 
Welskein  told  Rory  of  the  intended  expedition  from 
the  Texel ;  and  when  he  had  given  him  all  the 
verbal  instruction  he  thought  requisite,  he  entrusted 
him  with  the  letter  to  De  Lacy  from  General 
Hoche. 

"  Tare  an'  ouns  !  "  said  Rory  ;  "  is  it  the  rale 
Gineral  Hoche  ?  "  for  Hoche's  name  and  reputation 
were  well  known  in  Ireland. 

"  Out"  said  De  Welskein. 

"  What  do  you  mane  by  we  ?  —  It 's  not  uz  at  all 
I  'm  axin'  about ;  but  I  want  to  know,  is  this  letther 
from  the  rale  gineral  ?  " 

"  Certanlee  !  —  out" 

"  Augh  !  what  is  he  sayin'  we  for  ?  "  said  Rory, 
turning  to  Pierre,  who  was  grinning  at  Rory's  mis- 
takes and  the  Frenchman's  impatience. 

"  He  means,  yes,"  said  Pierre  :  '"out  means  yes." 

"  Oh  !  I  ax  your  pardon,  Mr.  Sandpaper;  —  then 
this  is  the  rale  gineral's  letther  !  Oh !  to  think  that 
I  'd  ever  see  the  proud  day  that  I  'd  have  a  letther  of 
Gineral  Hoche's  in  my  fist  !  "  and  he  kissed  it  with 
rapture. 

The  Frenchman  cried  "  Sacre  !  "  and  laughed  at 
his  enthusiasm  ;  and  Rory  proceeded,  — 

"  And  will  we  see  the  gineral  here,  Mr.  Scraper  ?  " 

"  Me  fraid  no  ! "  said  De  Welskein ;  and  he 
shook  his  head  mysteriously  and  made  a  grimace. 


132  Rory  0' More 

"  What  do  you  mane  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"  Me  fraid  he  die." 

"  Is  it  Gineral  Hoche  die  !  —  arrah,  an'  what 
would  he  die  for  ?  " 

"  Me  tsinks  he  get  vaut  you  call  gunstump." 

«  Gun  —  what  ?  " 

u  He  as  got  de  gunstump  in  him." 

"  God  keep  us  !  "  says  Rory,  —  "  think  o'  that ! 
And  where  is  it  in  him,  sir  ? " 

"  Inside,  into  his  boddee." 

"  Oh !  murdher,  my  poor  fellow !  to  have  the 
stump  of  a  gun  stickin'  in  him  !  " 

"No,  no,  de  gun  not  stick  in  him  — you  mistak  : 
it  is  vaut  I  vood  say,  dat  he  has  de  ticklehine." 

"  What  is  it  he  says  about  ticklin'  ?  "  said  Rory 
to  Pierre,  who  only  grinned  and  enjoyed  the  mutual 
mistakes  of  the  Frenchman  and  the  Paddy. 

"  Mai  a  la  poitrine"  said  De  Welskein. 

"  That  's  thrue,  'faith,"  said  Rory.  "  If  he  's  so 
bad  as  that,  his  only  dipindince  is  in  the  Padhereens, 
sure  enough." 

Peter  (or  Pierre)  now  laughed  outright  at  Rory's 
blunder,  which  must  be  explained.  Padhereens  is  the 
name  the  Irish  give  to  their  beads,  upon  which  they 
count  the  number  of  Paters  (or  Pathers)  they  repeat, 
and  hence  the  name  Padhereens;  and  Rory  very 
naturally  came  to  the  conclusion,  that  if  a  man  was 
at  the  point  of  death,  which  Rory  conceived  to  be 
most  likely  when  he  had  the  '•'••stump  of  a  gun  stickin 
in  him"  the  best  thing  he  could  do  would  be  to  say 
his  prayers. 

De  Welskein  saw  there  was  a  mystification  go- 
ing forward ;  so  he  said  to  Pierre,  "  Expliquez 
done  /  " 

u  What  he  says  is,"  said  Pierre,  u  that  the  general 
has  a  consumption." 


Rory  0" More  133 

"  Ah  !  I  forgess  de  terminaison ;  —  gunstumpsion,  — 
yais,  dat  is  raight !  —  gunstumpsion." 

"  Oh,  murdher !  "  said  Rory  :  "  if  we  had  him 
here,  we  would  cure  him  intirely." 

"  Comment?  "  said  the  Frenchman. 

"  Oh,  it 's  common  enough  in  this  country,  in- 
deed," said  Rory.  "The  finest  thing  in  the  world 
for  consumption  is  goat's  milk,  made  into  whay." 

"Ah,  yais,  —  ghost's  milk  ver  goot." 

"  Goat's  milk,  I  say,"  says  Rory. 

"  Yais,  yais,  I  oonderstan',"  said  the  Frenchman 
with  great  complacency  :  "  Ghost's  milk." 

" '  Faith  it 's  ghost's  milk  he  '11  be  takin',  I  'm 
afeard,  sure  enough,"  said  Pierre,  laughing  at  De 
Welskein's  mistake. 

"  Oh,  murdher!"  said  Rory, "and  isGineral  Hoche 
goin'  to  die  ?  Oh,  thin  that  is  the  murdher  !  "  l 

So,  Rory,  in  the  idiom  of  his  language,  unintention- 
ally expressed  what  was  in  fact  the  fate  of  the  gallant 
Hoche. 

A  tap  at  the  door  of  the  cellar  announced  a  fresh 
arrival ;  and  after  some  signals  given,  the  door  was 
opened,  and  some  other  men  entered,  and,  at  short  in- 
tervals after,  a  few  girls.  Some  of  the  latter  were 
good-looking,  though  with  a  certain  expression  of 
boldness  and  recklessness  that  Rory  did  not  admire. 
Rory  had  enough  of  imagination  and  sentiment  to 
render  the  society  of  the  softer  sex  always  matter  of 
delight  to  him  ;  but  there  was  something  in  the  man- 
ner of  these  girls  he  did  not  like. 

"  You  see,"  said  De  Welskein,  "  de  leddees  mek 
visite  to  me." 

"  Yes,  sir,"  said  Rory,  who  did  not  know  how, 
very  well,  to  answer  this  appeal. 

"  But  you  no  dreenk." 

*  This  expression  means  "  that  is  the  pity." 


134  Rory  O'More 

"  Thank  you,  sir,  I  'm  doin'  very  well." 

"  You  no  like  brandee  ?  " 

"  'Faith,  it 's  iligant  stuff  it  is  !  But  you  know, 
Mr.  Sandpaper,  that  enough  is  as  good  as  a  faist." 

"  If  you  no  like  brandee,  give  you  wine." 

Rory  refused  the  offer ;  but  one  of  the  girls  ad- 
dressed De  Welskein,  and  thanking  him  for  his  offer, 
said,  "if  he'd  make  a  big  jug  o'  the  nice  thing  he 
gave  them  the  other  night  ?  " 

Pierre  explained  to  him  that  some  of  the  ladies 
would  like  negus,  because  they  thought  it  genteel. 

"  Ah  !  "  said  the  Frenchman,  u  yais,  my  dear,  cer- 
tainement,  you  moste  have  your  leetle  niggers :  vouds 
you  like  to  have  some  nutmarks  een  it  ?  " 

"  What  do  you  say,  Mr.  Whelpskin  ?  "  said  the 
girl,  simpering.  . 

11  Vouds  you  like  nutmarks  ?  " 

Pierre  came  to  the  rescue.  "  He  says,  would  you 
like  to  have  your  jug  o'  negus  made  with  nutmegs  ? 
my  darling." 

"Any  way  Mr.  Whelpskin  plazes." 

"  So  it 's  not  too  wake"  says  another. 

"  A  dash  o'  sper'ts  through  it  will  make  it  livelier, 
sir,"  said  the  most  audacious  of  the  party.  And  ac- 
cordingly a  large  jug  of  niggers,  with  nutmarks  and 
the  dash  o'  sper'ts,  was  made.  A  fiddler,  in  some 
time,  made  his  appearance  ;  and  after  the  first  jug  of 
niggers  had  been  demolished,  a  dance  was  set  on  foot. 
One  of  the  ladies  asked  Rory  to  "  stand  up  on  the 
flure,"  which,  of  course,  Rory  did,  and  exerted  him- 
self to  the  utmost  to  do  credit  to  his  dancing-master. 
In  short,  Rory,  though  he  did  not  like  the  party,  had 
intuitively  too  much  savoir  vivre  to  let  any  repug- 
nance he  might  entertain  be  manifested.  He  drank, 
to  be  sure,  sparingly ;  and  after  the  niggers  was  in- 
troduced, he  took  no  more  brandy-and-water :  he 


Rory  0 'More  135 

smoked  an  occasional  pipe,  and  danced  "like  any 
thing,"  but  he  kept  himself  clear  of  intoxication, 
though  he  had  drunk  enough  to  produce  exhilaration. 
Dance  after  dance  succeeded  ;  and  Rory  displayed  so 
much  elasticity  of  limb,  that  it  excited  the  admiration 
even  of  De  Welskein.  One  of  Rory's  partners 
seemed  much  taken  with  him ;  and  after  a  certain 
jig  they  had  executed,  much  to  their  mutual  honour 
and  the  admiration  of  the  beholders,  the  fair  danseuse 
sat  beside  him  so  close,  as  not  to  admit  of  any  doubt 
that  she  rather  admired  him.  A  cessation  to  the 
dancing  now  took  place,  and  brandy-and-water  and 
niggers  ad  infinitum  was  the  order  of  the  day  —  or 
rather  the  night.  A  song  was  next  called  for  from 
the  girl  who  sat  beside  Rory ;  and  after  a  proper 
quantity  of  hemming  and  hawing,  and  protestations 
that  she  was  very  hoarse,  she  sang  with  a  good  voice, 
whose  natural  sweetness  seemed  to  have  been  ren- 
dered coarse  by  exposure  to  weather,  the  following 
song  :  — 

Oh  !  if  all  the  young  maidens  was  blackbirds  and  thrishes, 
Oh  !  if  all  the  young  maidens  was  blackbirds  and  thrishes, 
Oh  !  if  all  the  young  maidens  was  blackbirds  and  thrishes, 
It's  then  the  young  men  would  be  batin'  the  bushes. 

Oh  !  if  all  the  young  maidens  was  ducks  in  the  wather, 
Oh  !  if  all  the  young  maidens  was  ducks  in  the  wather, 
Oh  !  if  all  the  young  maidens  was  ducks  in  the  wather, 
It's  then  the  young  men  would  jump  in  and  swim  afther. 

Oh  !  if  all  the  young  maidens  was  birds  on  a  mountain, 
Oh  !  if  all  the  young  maidens  was  birds  on  a  mountain, 
Oh  !  if  all  the  young  maidens  was  birds  on  a  mountain, 
It 's  then  the  young  men  would  get  guns  and  go  grousin'. 

If  the  maidens  was  all  throut  and  salmon  so  lively, 
If  the  maidens  was  all  throut  and  salmon  so  lively, 
If  the  maidens  was  all  throut  and  salmon  so  lively, 
Oh  !  the  divil  a  one  would  ate  mate  on  a  Friday. 


136  Rory  0' More 

Loud  applause  followed  this  charming  lyric,  during 
the  singing  of  which  the  damsel  cast  sundry  sly 
glances  at  Rory,  who  could  not  mistake  that  she  was 
making  love  to  him.  Rory  was  a  handsome  fellow, 
and  was  as  conscious  as  most  handsome  fellows  are, 
that  there  is  a  certain  readiness  on  the  part  of  the 
softer  sex  to  be  affected  by  good  looks  —  but  this 
rather  open  manifestation  of  it  embarrassed  him.  To 
repel  a  woman  was  what  his  nature  would  not  per- 
mit him  to  do;  yet  to  yield  to  the  species  of  tempta- 
tion that  was  offered  to  him  was  what  his  heart  for- 
bade. 

The  revel  had  proceeded  now  for  some  hours,  and 
great  licence  was  exhibited  on  the  part  of  all.  Rory's 
partner  still  clung  to  him  with  a  degree  of  seductive- 
ness that  might  have  influenced  him  at  another  time ; 
but  now  the  unholy  spell  was  powerless.  He  had 
that  morning  won  the  plighted  troth  of  his  Kathleen, 
and  the  bare  thought  of  being  faithless  to  her  was 
profanation.  He  thought  of  her  sweet  song,  even  in 
defiance  of  the  scraping  of  the  tipsy  fiddler,  who  still 
stimulated  the  drunken  party  to  stagger  through  the 
dance ;  and  above  the  reeking  steams  of  punch  and 
tobacco  rose  the  sweet  odour  of  the  breath  of  the 
cows  and  the  morning  flowers  to  his  memory :  the 
recollection  was  his  salvation. 

Oh  !  what  of  earthly  influence  can  so  fortify  the 
heart  of  man  against  the  seductions  of  vice  as  the 
love  of  a  virtuous  woman  ! 

Let  us  pursue  this  scene  no  further :  suffice  it  to 
say,  their  brutal  revelry  had  so  far  overcome  the  party, 
that  of  all  present,  Rory  O'More  and  his  partner  only 
were  thoroughly  conscious  of  what  was  going  forward. 
When  Rory  saw  there  was  none  to  oppose  his  retiring, 
he  drew  the  bolt  of  the  door  to  depart :  his  tempting 
partner  made  a  last  appeal  to  induce  him  to  stay,  and 


Rory  0" More  137 

even  threw  her  arms  round  his  neck  and  kissed 
him. 

Rory's  manhood  rebelled  for  a  moment ;  but  the 
thought  of  Kathleen  came  over  him,  and  in  as  sooth- 
ing a  tone  as  he  could  command,  he  said  — "Don't 
blame  me ;  I  've  a  sweetheart  that  trusts  to  me,  and 
I  must  n't  deceive  the  innocent  girl !  " 

The  words  "  innocent  girl  "  seemed  to  go  through 
the  heart  of  the  woman  like  a  pistol-shot.  She  with- 
drew her  arms  from  Rory's  neck,  and  hiding  her 
flushed  face  in  her  hands,  burst  into  tears,  and,  throw- 
ing herself  on  a  bench,  sobbed  as  though  her  heart 
would  break. 

Rory  looked  on  her  with  pity  ;  but,  fearing  to  trust 
himself  to  so  softening  an  influence  as  a  woman's 
weeping,  he  rushed  up  the  broken  steps  of  the  cellar, 
and  ran  down  the  narrow  alley  until  he  had  turned 
its  corner.  He  then  paused  a  moment,  to  endeavour 
to  remember  the  way  he  had  come,  which  had  been 
so  intricate,  that  under  the  exciting  circumstances  in 
which  he  had  been  led  to  the  place  and  was  leaving 
it,  it  cannot  be  wondered  his  recollection  was  rather 
misty ;  so,  taking  the  turn  which  chance  suggested 
when  he  ran  from  the  alley,  he  threaded  some  lonely 
lanes,  treading  as  stealthily  as  his  haste  would  permit ; 
—  for  an  occasional  gleam  of  light  through  a  cracked 
shutter  or  the  chink  of  a  door  betokened  that  some 
of  the  inhabitants  of  this  ill-conditioned  quarter  were 
still  watchers;  and  from  the  specimen  he  had  seen 
of  the  company  it  afforded,  he  had  no  wish  to  en- 
counter any  more  of  its  inmates.  The  sensation  of 
a  freer  atmosphere  than  that  of  the  confined  closes  he 
had  been  traversing  now  came  upon  him,  and  indi- 
cated the  vicinity  of  a  more  open  space  ;  and  facing 
the  current  of  air  that  streamed  up  the  lane,  he  soon 
arrived  in  what  appeared  to  him  to  be  the  high  street 


138  Rory  0" More 

of  the  town.  Here  all  was  empty,  dark,  and  silent, 
except  for  the  splashing  of  the  rain  from  the  spouts 
of  the  houses,  and  Rory  was  obliged  again  to  pause, 
for  he  knew  not  which  way  to  turn,  as  he  had  made 
his  way  from  the  alley  by  a  route  different  from  that 
by  which  he  entered,  and  he  was  consequently  in  a 
street  he  had  never  seen  before,  in  a  town  to  which 
he  was  a  stranger. 

He  stood  for  some  minutes,  unmindful  of  the  tor- 
rent of  rain  that  was  falling,  quite  absorbed  in  the 
consideration  of  what  he  should  do.  It  was  late,  and 
he  doubted  whether  at  such  an  hour  he  would  be 
likely  to  get  admittance  to  a  place  of  abode  for  the 
night;  besides,  he  did  not  know  where  to  find  it ;  and 
it  struck  him  that  the  only  course  left  him  was  to 
make  the  best  of  his  way  out  of  the  town,  and  pro- 
ceed homewards.  This,  to  be  sure,  was  a  heavy 
task  to  impose  on  himself,  for  he  had  not  taken  any 
rest  since  he  left  his  own  house ;  he  had  traversed  a 
considerable  tract  of  country,  and  to  go  over  the 
same  ground  again  without  the  intervention  of  sleep 
was  what  even  so  active  a  fellow  as  Rory  O'More 
did  not  relish  the  contemplation  of.  Therefore  the 
decision  he  came  to  at  last  was,  to  leave  the  matter 
to  chance ;  —  if  in  his  passage  through  the  town  he 
saw  any  place  that  promised  him  shelter,  to  ask  for 
it ;  and  if  not,  to  start  direct  for  home. 

His  resolve  being  taken,  he  wrapped  his  frieze-coat 
about  him  —  for  he  now  noticed  that  it  did  rain 
rather  heavily  —  and  walked  at  a  smart  pace  up  the 
length  of  street  that  lay  before  him.  He  had  not 
proceeded  far  when  the  fall  of  many  footsteps  at- 
tracted his  attention ;  and  from  the  heavy  and 
measured  tread,  it  was  plain  that  a  party  of  soldiers 
was  in  his  neighbourhood.  He  stopped  and  held  his 
breath  j  the  party  was  evidently  getting  nearer;  he 


Rory  O'More  139 

had  no  right  to  be  abroad  at  that  hour,  for  the  curfew 
law  had  been  revived  of  late.  He  thought  of  the 
letter  he  had  in  his  possession,  and  death  to  himself, 
and  discovery  of  the  plot  flashed  upon  his  imagina- 
tion. To  tear  the  letter  suggested  itself  to  him  ;  but 
then,  it  might  contain  intelligence  of  importance  :  to 
preserve  it  therefore  was  desirable  ;  yet  to  have  it 
found,  destruction.  What  was  to  be  done  ? 

Listening  intensely  to  ascertain  the  quarter  whence 
the  footsteps  approached,  he  was  soon  sensible  that 
the  party  advanced  from  the  point  towards  which  he 
was  moving :  therefore,  trusting  to  the  darkness  of 
the  night  and  the  lightness  of  his  heels,  Rory  turned 
about,  and  with  that  peculiar  agility  of  step  so  char- 
acteristic of  his  countrymen,  he  ran  lightly  down  the 
street.  As  he  advanced  towards  the  end  of  it,  he 
perceived  there  was  a  wider  space  beyond  it ;  and 
knowing  the  shade  of  the  houses  favoured  his  escape, 
and  still  hearing  the  footsteps  following  him,  he 
dreaded  that  the  moment  he  should  emerge  from  the 
street  into  the  open  space,  he  should  be  seen.  While 
this  thought  occurred  to  him,  he  perceived,  a  few 
steps  in  advance  of  him,  a  large  old-fashioned  pro- 
jecting porch,  whose  clumsy  columns  and  deep  recess 
suggested  at  once  the  idea  of  concealment  :  so,  turn- 
ing sharply  up  two  or  three  steps,  he  became  en- 
sconced in  the  door-way,  drawing  himself  up  closely 
behind  one  of  the  columns. 

As  the  footsteps  advanced,  Rory  could  hear  the 
rattling  of  fire-arms  mingling  with  the  heavy  tramp 
of  the  men.  His  anxiety  was  at  its  height  when  he 
saw  the  party  just  before  the  door  :  "  Another  in- 
stant," thought  he,  "  and  the  danger  's  past !  "  when, 
to  his  consternation,  the  sudden  exclamation  of 
"  Halt !  "  brought  the  file  of  men  to  a  dead  stand- 
Still  within  a  few  feet  of  his  place  of  concealment. 


140  Rory  0 'More 


He  now  thought  it  was  all  over  with  him  :  he  ex- 
pected to  be  dragged  from  his  hiding-place  every 
instant,  brought  before  the  military  authorities,  and 
the  letter  he  bore  about  him  being  inevitably  found, 
hanged  at  the  drum-head  for  a  rebel.  He  heard 
some  mysterious  mutterings  of  the  corporal,  and 
immediately  after,  the  clattering  of  a  couple  of 
bayonets,  —  he  fancied  them  already  in  his  body. 
But  still  he  remained  unmolested,  though  the  file  of 
men  yet  stood  before  him :  —  Rory  scarcely  dared  to 
respire. 

It  happened  that  this  house,  within  whose  porch 
he  had  taken  refuge,  was  inhabited  by  the  colonel  of 
the  regiment  then  quartered  in  the  town.  It  stood 
at  the  corner  of  an  open  and  irregular  space,  called 
"  the  Green,"  where  some  houses  were  scattered 
round  a  piece  of  dirty  grass,  and  geese  and  pigs  used 
to  promenade  during  the  day,  and  the  belles  of  the 
town  in  the  evening,  to  hear  the  band  play,  and  let 
the  officers  stare  them  out  of  countenance.  The  bar- 
rack lay  at  the  upper  end  of  the  street ;  but  the  quar- 
ters were  so  indifferent,  that  the  colonel  preferred 
taking  up  his  residence  in  this  house,  which  was  re- 
moved from  the  barrack,  it  is  true ;  but,  to  increase 
his  security,  which  the  suspicious  nature  of  the  times 
rendered  it  necessary,  in  his  opinion,  to  look  after,  he 
had  two  sentinels  stationed  there,  conducing  not 
only  to  his  safety,  but  to  his  consequence,  of  which 
the  colonel  was  not  a  little  vain.  The  narrowness 
of  the  foot-way  before  the  house  would  have  rendered 
sentry-boxes  inconvenient  in  front,  —  therefore  they 
were  placed  round  the  corner  ;  and  it  was  while  the 
corporal  was  employed  in  relieving  the  guard  at  the 
flank  of  the  house,  that  the  file  of  soldiers  remained 
before  the  porch. 

This  was  for  some  minutes  —  for  every  body  knows 


Rory  O'More  141 

that  such  matters  must  be  conducted  with  that  system 
and  solemnity  so  necessary  to  the  good  of  the  service. 

To  relieve  the  guard  the  corporal  marches  up  one 
of  his  men  to  face  the  sentinel  on  duty.  These  two 
make  a  rattle  with  their  firelocks  and  hold  them  in  a 
transverse  position,  which  looks  pretty ;  then  they 
advance  to  each  other  with  two  long  strides,  and 
stick  their  faces  close  together,  to  the  manifest  danger 
of  flattening  their  noses,  the  corporal  standing  by  all 
the  time,  as  if  to  see  that  they  should  not  bite  each 
other :  another  slap  on  their  firelocks  to  rattle  them ; 
then  the  new-comer  goes  over  to  the  sentry-box,  and 
the  other  takes  his  place  :  then  the  corporal  utters 
some  mysterious  grumblings  —  such  as  "  Haw  !  " 
"  Who  !  "  the  men  throw  their  transverse  muskets 
upon  their  arms,  as  if  they  were  going  to  nurse  them  : 
another  grunt  from  the  corporal  —  the  relieved  sen- 
tinel joins  the  main  body,  the  corporal  puts  himself  at 
their  head,  gives  another  mysterious  growl,  and  tramp, 
tramp,  they  go,  again  to  perform  the  same  interesting 
and  intellectual  ceremony  at  another  sentry-box,  until, 
having  finished  his  rounds,  the  corporal  marches  back 
into  the  guard-house  twelve  wet  men,  in  lieu  of  twelve 
dry  ones  that  he  took  out. 

While  all  this  "  pomp  and  circumstance  of  glorious 
war "  was  going  forward,  Rory  was  in  agony.  No 
image  is  sufficient  to  express  the  state  of  excitement 
his  impatient  nature  underwent  during  the  interval 
which  he  thought  an  age :  a  bee  in  a  bottle,  a  school- 
boy in  his  master's  apple-tree,  or  a  hen  on  a  hot  grid- 
dle, are  but  faint  figures  of  speech  for  the  purpose. 
Well  was  it  for  Rory  that  the  rain  continued  to  fall 
so  copiously !  —  the  soldiers  buried  their  faces  deeply 
inside  the  collars  of  their  coats,  and  cast  not  a  glance 
towards  the  porch.  Thus,  the  very  inclemency  of  the 
night  was  propitious  to  the  refugee,  who  was  startled 


142  Rory  0' More 


once  more,  however,  for  a  moment,  by  the  return  of 
the  corporal,  which  caused  a  movement  amongst  the 
men.  "  They  see  me  now,"  thought  Rory  to  him- 
self, and  his  heart  sunk  when  he  heard  the  words 
"Fall  in." 

"  Oh,  murdher !  "  thought  Rory  :  "  if  they  come 
in,  I  'm  lost." 

They  did  not  "  come  in,"  however,  and  after  an- 
other growl  from  the  corporal,  which  was  unintelligi- 
ble, the  blessed  sound  of  "  March  !  "  fell  on  Rory's 
ear  with  something  of  the  same  sensation  that  the 
announcement  of  a  reprieve  produces  on  a  prisoner 
in  the  condemned  cell ;  and  he  saw  the  file  execute  a 
"  right-about-face,"  and  go  the  way  whence  they 
came.  Every  successive  tramp  that  increased  the 
distance  between  Rory  and  the  soldiers  took  a  ton 
weight  off"  his  heart,  and  as  the  receding  footsteps  of 
the  men  faded  into  distance  he  breathed  freely  again. 

As  soon  as  the  silence  was  perfectly  restored,  Rory 
thought  of  emerging  from  his  place  of  retreat.  Had 
he  been  a  person  conversant  with  the  relieving  of 
guards,  he  would  have  guessed  that  some  such  matter 
must  have  been  the  cause  of  the  scene  just  recorded  ; 
but  living  a  rural  life,  as  he  did,  such  martial  mysteries 
were  unknown  to  him,  and  while  he  congratulated 
himself  on  being  free  from  danger  and  contemplated 
a  retreat,  he  little  dreamt  that  at  the  flank  of  the 
house  under  whose  porch  he  stood,  a  pair  of  sentinels 
were  on  guard.  So,  when  there  was  no  sound  to  in- 
dicate that  any  one  save  himself  was  on  the  watch 
(for,  it  being  still  raining,  the  sentries  on  the  flank 
kept  most  religiously  bound  within  their  sentry-boxes 
—  and  small  blame  to  them!),  Rory  thought  he  had 
better  be  off,  and  ventured  to  withdraw  his  body  from 
the  small  space  between  the  column  and  the  wall  into 
which  he  had  miraculously  jammed  himself:  but  in 


Rory  0" More  143 

the  doing  of  this,  he  was  obliged,  as  it  were,  to  jerk 
himself  out,  and  by  some  unlucky  chance,  either  in 
getting  himself  in  or  out,  the  cape  of  his  coat  caught 
in  a  bell-pull,  and  in  the  effort  to  free  himself  he  felt 
that  he  was  laid  hold  of  by  the  shoulder,  and  heard  at 
the  same  instant  of  time  the  sound  of  a  bell.  Those 
who  have  felt  what  it  is  to  be  in  nervous  situations 
will  not  wonder  that  Rory's  heart  jumped  as  he  felt 
himself  caught,  and  heard  at  the  same  moment  a 
sound  whose  very  purpose  is  to  awake  attention. 
And  it  was  such  a  bell;  —  none  of  your  trifling  tink- 
lers, none  of  your  little  whipper-snapper  sort  of  bells; 
not  like  the  bark  of  a  Blenheim,  but  the  bay  of  a 
watch-dog  ;  not  like  a  muffin-merchant's,  but  a  dust- 
man's;  not  merely  made  to  call  Molly  up  stairs, — 
but  one  of  your  deep-mouthed  devils,  doomed  to 
destroy  the  repose  of  half  a  street ;  —  in  short, 


"  a  dreadful  bell, 

To  fright  the  isle  from  its  propriety." 

Rory  stood  aghast !  Had  the  metal  that  composed 
this  "  infernal  machine  "  been  molten  and  cast  down 
his  throat,  it  could  not  have  astonished  him  more : 
besides,  it  seemed  as  if  it  would  never  have  done 
ringing.  We  hear  great  complaints  in  our  days  of 
bell-hangers  ;  but  those  of  old,  to  judge  from  the 
case  in  question,  must  have  been  prime  hands, —  for 
on  it  went,  ding,  ding,  ding,  as  if  it  really  had  a 
pleasure  in  ringing.  Whether  it  was  the  specific 
gravity  of  the  monster  that  produced  so  much  vivacity 
in  the  spring  on  which  it  was  suspended,  or  the  su- 
perior skill  of  former  bell-hangers,  may  remain  a 
matter  of  dispute  to  the  curious ;  but  the  fact  that 
resulted  (and  facts  are  all  we  have  to  do  with)  is, 
that  ere  the  bell  had  ceased  its  villainous  vibrations, 
Rory  heard  a  window  raised  above  his  head,  and  the 


144  Rory  O'More 


demand    of  "Who's  there?"   in  no  very   gracious 
voice. 

Rory  kept  profoundly  quiet. 
"Who's  there?"  was  again  snarled  out. 
Rory  looked  up  from  the  shelter  of  the  porch  and 
saw  a  head  and  a  nightcap  protruded  from  the  win- 
dow: he  was  as  quiet  as  a  mouse. 

"  Sentry  !  "  was  the  next  word  Rory  heard,  given 
in  a  most  authoritative  tone. 

A  gust  of  wind  and  a  dash  of  rain  whirled  round 
the  corner,  which  must  have  convinced  the  colonel 
(for  it  was  he  who  was  calling  from  the  window)  that 
his  voice  could  not  have  reached  the  sentinels  in  the 
teeth  of  the  blast  which  blew  his  nightcap  off  his  head 
and  dashed  it  into  Rory's  face. 

Rory  was  nearly  knocked  down,  —  for  the  smallest 
thing  upsets  us  when  we  are  alarmed. 

11  Sentry  !  "  was  shouted  louder  than  before. 
The  soldiers  answered  the  summons.     The  colonel 
asked  who  rang  the  bell  :  — the  sentries  did  not  know. 
"  You  have  been  asleep  !  "  said  the  colonel. 
"  No,  your  honour,"  said  the  sentry,  "  we  could  n't ; 
the  guard  has  been  but  just  relieved  !  " 
"  Have  you  seen  no  one  passing  ?  " 
"  No,  your  honour,  —  no  one  passed  at  this  side  ; 
and   we    marched    down    the    other    street    not    five 
minutes  ago  and  not  a  living  soul  was  in  it." 
"  Then  what  could  have  rung  the  bell  ?  " 
"  'T  was  only  a  mistake,  sir,"  said   Rory,  whose 
excitement  had  been   wound  to  such  intensity,  that 
his  eagerness  to  satisfy  the  question   overlooked  the 
consequence  to  his  personal  safety  in  the  sound  of 
his  voice  being  heard  ;  but  the  instant  he  had  spoken, 
he  said  to  himself,  "  The  d — 1  cut  the  tongue  out  of 
you,  Rory !  " 

Fortunately  the  gusts  of  wind  and  splashing  of  rain 


Rory  O'More  145 

rendered  all  sounds,  and  the  points  whence  they  came, 
uncertain.  Nevertheless,  the  colonel  looked  towards 
the  porch  ;  but  seeing  no  one,  he  said  to  the  sentry, 
"  What 's  that  you  say  about  a  mistake  ?  " 

"  No,  your  honour,  I  don't  mistake,"  said  the 
sentry,  who  was  equally  uncertain  with  the  colonel  if 
any  third  person  had  spoken,  and  fancied  he  had  been 
charged  with  making  a  mistake. 

"  Did  n't  you  say  something  of  a  mistake  ?  "  asked 
the  colonel  in  one  of  the  pauses  of  the  storm. 

"  No,  your  honour,"  said  the  sentry. 

Just  at  this  moment,  when  Rory  was  thinking  if 
he  had  n't  better  make  a  run  for  it  at  once,  he  heard 
the  bolt  of  the  door  behind  him  gently  drawn,  and  the 
instant  after,  a  pluck  at  his  coat,  and  a  whispered 
"  Come  in,"  made  him  turn  round.  He  saw  the  door 
stand  ajar,  and  a  hand  beckon  him  forward,  at  the 
same  moment  that  the  voice  of  the  colonel  from 
the  window  said,  "  See  if  there  's  any  one  hiding  in 
the  porch." 

Rory  slipped  inside  the  hall-door,  which  was  softly 
closed  as  the  sentry  walked  up  the  steps. 

"  There 's  no  one  here,  your  honour,"  said  the 
sentry. 

"  Push  the  door,"  said  the  colonel. 

The  sentry  did  so ;  but  the  door  had  been  fastened 
on  the  inside. 


VOL.  i.  — 10 


CHAPTER   XI 

SHOWING  THAT  ONE  HALF  OF  THE  WORLD  DOES 
NOT  KNOW  HOW  THE  OTHER  HALF  LIVES  ;  AND 
ALSO,  THAT  SOFT  WORDS  CAN  BEND  HARD  IRON, 
THOUGH  THEY  DO  NOT  BUTTER  PARSNIPS 

VERY  much  about  the  time  that  Rory  O'More 
rushed  from  the  cellar  and  endeavoured  to 
make  his  way  out  of  the  town,  there  was  an  old 
tinker,  driving  an  ass  before  him,  making  his  way  into 
it.  From  the  rudely  constructed  straddle  of  the  sorry 
animal,  three  or  four  rusty  old  kettles,  and  a  budget 
containing  the  implements  of  the  tinker's  trade,  de- 
pended ;  but  the  straddle  was  worth  more  than  it 
looked  good  for,  —  for  the  tinker  had  so  contrived 
the  pannels  of  the  lumbering  affair,  that  a  convenient 
space  was  left  within  for  stowing  away  tobacco, 
which  he  bought  from  Monsieur  De  Welskein,  and 
sold  at  a  handsome  profit  to  the  peasantry,  during  his 
wandering  among  them  —  for  they  could  get  none  so 
good  or  so  cheap  through  the  legitimate  channel : 
besides,  they  were  glad  to  give  a  helping  hand  to  the 
old  tinker,  whose  poverty  and  shrewdness  commanded 
at  once  their  pity  and  their  fear. 

It  may  seem  strange  to  class  these  two  feelings 
together  —  but  they  often  exist.  They  say  u  Pity  is 
akin  to  love  ;  "  —  but  it  is  equally  true  that  u  Love  is 
related  to  fear  :  "  — and  thus,  perhaps,  a  sort  of  col- 
lateral relationship  may  be  established  between  them. 
I  should  not  have  made  any  observation  on  this, 


Rory  O'More  147 

but  that  I  do  not  remember  seeing  it  remarked  else- 
where, and  when  one  advances  any  thing  new,  it  is 
common  even  to  oneself  to  be  startled  at  it,  and  a 
desire  is  at  once  engendered  to  make  it  manifest  that 
one  has  not  committed  an  absurdity. 

Now,  I  remember  well,  when  a  child,  that  I  was 
often  horrified  by  the  presence  of  a  certain  old  and 
disgusting  beggarman  ;  yet  I  constantly  gave  him 
alms.  There  was  something  in  that  old  man  I 
dreaded ;  and  yet  I  remember,  even  to  this  day,  I 
pitied  him.  To  be  sure,  the  virtue  of  charity  had 
been  early  instilled  into  my  mind  by  one  who  now,  I 
trust,  in  heaven  enjoys  the  reward  of  her  goodness ; 
and  so  gracious  and  winning  is  the  habit  of  doing 
charity's  holy  offices,  that  even  to  the  innocent  child, 
on  whom  neither  want  nor  reason  can  have  impressed 
the  value  of  the  virtue  he  is  taught,  there  is  something 
pleasant  in  the  timorous  dropping  of  a  halfpenny  from 
its  pure  and  dimpled  fingers  into  the  soiled  and 
withered  palm  of  age :  as  if  Heaven  had  preordained 
that  no  weakness  or  antipathy  of  our  nature  should 
interfere  with  the  sacred  duty  ;  —  a  duty  so  sacred, 
that  even  our  Lord  himself  made  its  beauty  the  theme 
of  a  parable,  and  reproved  the  intolerant  Jew  with 
the  mild  precept  of  "  Go  thou  and  do  likewise." 

Solomon,  for  that  was  the  tinker's  name,  was  pitied 
and  feared  ;  for  he  seemed  to  be  poor,  and  was  known 
to  be  penetrating.  He  had  a  prying  temper  and  a 
tenacious  memory.  The  former  led  him  to  a  knowl- 
edge of  the  circumstances  of  most  of  the  people  of 
all  classes  in  the  country  where  he  made  his  rounds, 
and  the  latter  treasured  up  the  information.  Thus 
the  past  and  present  were  alike  familiar  to  him  ;  and 
from  these,  his  natural  acutenesswas  often  enabled  to 
presage  the  future. 

Such   a    power,  in   the  uncalculating    community 


148  Rory  O'More 

amongst  whom  he  moved,  gave  him  a  reputation  little 
short  of  witchcraft.  He  was  called  "a  mighty 
knowledgeable  man,"  —  and  "knowledge  is  power;" 
and  where  did  human  power  ever  exist,  that  its  in- 
fluence has  not  been  dreaded  and  its  possession  abused  ? 
This  was  fully  exemplified  in  the  case  of  the  old 
tinker,  — he  was  feared,  not  loved,  by  the  peasantry  ; 
and  yet,  though  no  one  liked  him,  there  was,  from  a 
dread  of  offending,  all  the  demonstrations  of  civility 
shown  him  that  love  would  have  procured.  The 
tinker  was  quite  aware  of  the  position  he  held,  and 
of  its  cause  ;  and  his  bitterness  (for  he  was  bitter) 
enjoyed  the  triumph  of  forcing  these  pretended  testi- 
monies of  affection,  and  he  laughed  at  this  perjury  of 
the  heart.  "  Hypocrisy  is  the  homage  that  vice  pays 
to  virtue."  How  often  is  a  smile  the  tribute  that 
fear  pays  to  power  ! 

Nevertheless,  with  this  dread  —  it  may  almost  be 
said,  dislike  —  that  he  inspired,  he  was  pitied,  from 
his  apparent  wretched  and  desolate  condition.  Home 
he  had  none,  nor  living  thing  with  whom  he  held 
continued  companionship,  except  the  poor  ass  he 
drove,  whose  food  was  a  nibble  from  the  road-side, 
unless  when  it  was  bestowed  by  the  same  friendly 
hand  that  gave  food  to  his  master  —  for  Solomon 
never  paid  for  any  thing  except  what  he  traded  on. 
The  love  of  money  ruled  him  with  a  power  stronger 
than  that  by  which  he  ruled  his  fellow  men ;  and 
though  he  possessed  the  superior  acuteness  that  gov- 
erned intelligent  creatures,  he  was  himself  the  sense- 
less slave  of  an  inanimate  metal.  He  was  a  miser, 
—  a  miser  in  the  fullest  sense  of  the  word  ;  not  lov- 
ing money  for  the  sake  of  what  money  can  procure, 
but  loving  it  for  its  own  sake  —  worshipping  the 
mere  thing :  to  him  a  guinea  was  a  god.  To  such  a 
wretch,  to  starve  was  easier  than  to  pay  ;  therefore 


Rory  0 'More  149 

he  never  tasted  food  except  it  was  given  to  him  :  and 
even  on  these  terms  he  seldom  wanted,  for  he  laid 
the  country  under  contribution,  from  the  kitchen  of 
the  squire  to  the  peasant's  pot  of  potatoes.  With  all 
this,  he  was  stealthy  and  roguish  as  a  fox,  tortuous 
and  treacherous  as  a  snake  —  secret,  cold,  and  greedy 
as  the  grave. 

Yet,  with  the  characteristic  touch  of  fun  that  per- 
vades every  thing  Irish,  this  hateful  old  miscreant  had 
a  comical  name  bestowed  on  him  ;  —  he  was  called 
"  Sawdhering  Solomon,"  from  his  profession  of  tinker  : 
and  this  was  the  name'  he  commonly  went  bv, 
though  sometimes  it  was  changed  for  "  Solomon  Sly." 
Neither  of  these  names  was  meant,  of  course,  to 
reach  bis  ears ;  but  he  was  made  cognisant  of  them 
by  means  of  the  little  boys,  who  hated  him  openly, 
and  who  shouted  the  name  after  him  when  they  were 
quite  sure  of  being  out  of  the  reach  of  the  old  tinker's 
crooked  stick  :  and  sometimes  the  urchins  ventured 
so  far  even  as  to  throw  stones  or  clods  at  him  when 
they  had  the  ambuscade  of  a  hedge  and  the  interven- 
tion of  a  ditch  to  screen  and  protect  them.  On  these 
occasions,  Solomon  might  get  a  whack  on  the  back 
from  a  stone,  or  have  a  dry  clod  judiciously  lobbed 
under  his  ear,  powdering  his  wig  with  all  the  breaking 
particles  of  earth  that  did  not  run  down  between  his 
clothes  and  his  back.  Then  would  he  turn  round  to 
strike  with  his  stick  ;  but  the  retiring  laugh  and  foot- 
steps of  children  at  the  other  side  of  the  hedge,  were 
all  that  were  manifest  to  Solomon:  and  then  would 
the  old  vagabond  grin  and  shake  his  stick  with  the 
expression  of  a  fiend,  and  utter  horrible  curses  on  the 
thoughtless  urchins.  And  though  the  provocation 
was  unjustifiable,  it  is  true,  yet  there  is  something 
abhorrent  in  the  idea  of  age  cursing  childhood,  par- 
ticularly as  the  vindictive  old  tinker  used  to  curse. 


150  Rory  O'More 

It  was  about  the  time  that  Rory  O'More  was  leav- 
ing the  cellar,  that  Solomon,  I  say,  was  making  his 
way  into  the  town,  at  whose  outskirts  he  made  a 
detour  from  the  high  road  and  drove  his  ass  up  a  little 
lane,  at  the  end  of  which  there  was  a  small  baggartj 
whose  fence  was  only  a  low  wall  of  loose  stones  and 
some  furze-bushes.  Solomon  very  coolly  abstracted 
some  stones,  pulled  away  some  of  the  furze,  and 
made  a  way  for  his  ass  to  enter  the  haggart,  where, 
placing  him  between  two  small  stacks  of  hay,  he 
procured  shelter  and  provender  for  the  poor  brute. 
He  then  lifted  the  straddle  and  his  old  kettles  from 
the  ass's  back,  and  withdrew  from  the  premises, 
carrying  his  goods  to  some  distance,  where,  under  a 
hedge,  he  let  them  lie ;  and  marking  the  spot  well, 
he  proceeded  alone  to  the  town,  and  made  for  the 
cellar  of  the  smuggler. 

It  was  only  in  his  capacity  of  smuggler  that  De 
Welskein  held  any  communication  with  the  tinker. 
Solomon,  though  he  guessed  that  an  extensive  con- 
spiracy was  on  foot,  yet,  wise  as  he  was,  he  did  not 
know  any  individual  engaged  in  it,  for  none  would 
trust  him  to  belong  to  the  Union,  and  those  who 
engaged  in  it  kept  the  secret  inviolate,  —  singularly 
so  indeed,  for  in  all  the  thousands  who  had  sworn, 
there  was  but  one  found  to  betray,  and  he  entered 
the  confederation  for  the  very  purpose. 

When  the  unfortunate  girl  whom  Rory  had  left 
sobbing  in  the  cellar  had  recovered  her  outbreak  of 
grief,  she  arose  from  the  bench  on  which  she  had 
flung  herself  in  her  passion  of  tears,  and  the  feeling 
that  had  possessed  her  heart  changed  from  lawless 
love  to  bitter  hate — for 

"  Hell  has  no  fury  like  a  woman  scorn'd  ;  " 
1  Hay-yard. 


Rorj  O'More  151 

and  cursing  the  man  that  had  made  her  feel  such 
degradation,  she  quitted  the  den  of  riot  and  iniquity, 
leaving  the  beastly  revellers  sunk  in  besotted  dumber. 
When  Solomon,  therefore,  reached  the  cellar  and 
tapped  stealthily  at  the  door,  he  received  no  answer. 
On  knocking  again  more  loudly,  the  door  yielded  to 
his  touch,  and  pushing  it  gently  open,  he  looked  cau- 
tiously into  the  cellar.  He  saw  a  dim  lamp,  over- 
turned drin  king-vessels,  and  prostrate  figures,  and 
heard  the  heavy  snoring  of  drunken  sleep,  He  ad- 
vanced noiselessly,  and  looked  carefully  about ;  and 
when  he  found  that  deep  and  real  slumber  reigned 
around  him,  he  cast  about  his  searching  eyes,  and  his 
heart  (if  he  had  such  a  thing)  was  gladdened  at  the 
thought  of  being  a  gainer  by  the  universal  swinishness 
in  which  his  friends  were  buried.  He  stole  softly 
over  to  the  truckle-bed  under  which  the  tobacco  was 
hid,  and  going  on  all-fours,  he  looked  to  see  if  there 
was  a  roll  of  it  within  easy  reach  —  for  the  legs  of 
one  of  the  sleepers  hung  over  the  side  and  made  a 
sort  of  barrier. 

He  crawled  nearer,  and,  with  the  aid  of  his  crooked 
stick  abstracted  a  parcel  of  the  precious  weed  from  its 
place  of  concealment :  and  then,  with  the  stealthi- 
ness  of  a  cat,  he  stole  back  to  the  door,  which  he 
closed  gently  after  him,  and  retreated  with  his  booty. 

Now,  it  was  to  buy  tobacco  that  the  tinker  had 
made  his  visit  to  De  Welskein  ;  and  he  chuckled  at 
the  thought  of  ge.  ing  the  merchandise  without  the 
transfer  of  coin,  and  hugged  the  roll  of  tobacco  to 
his  heart  with  the  passion  of  a  lover.  To  re-cram 
She  pannel  of  his  ass's  straddle,  and  depart  after  his 
exploit,  was  Solomon's  first  intention  as  he  sneaked 
back  towards  the  haggart  where  his  ass  was  commit- 
ting robbery  also :  but  another  idea  arose,  and  he 
slackened  his  pace  while  he  conned  it  over,  and 


152  Rory  O'More 

on  second  thoughts  he  considered  it  more  advisable 
to  make  his  visit  to  De  Welskein,  as  it  was  about 
the  period  that  worthy  knew  he  had  intended  calling, 
and  if  the  abstracted  tobacco  should  be  missed,  his 
unusual  absence  might  direct  suspicion  against  him, 
as  it  was  some  time  since  Solomon  had  made  a  pur- 
chase, and  De  Welskein  knew  that  tobacco  was 
what  Solomon  could  not  do  without.  Therefore, 
instead  of  going  back  to  the  haggart,  he  went  to 
a  neighbouring  lane  where  he  knew  the  forge  of 
a  blacksmith  stood,  and  poking  and  scraping  out 
with  his  stick  and  hands  a  hole  out  of  a  heap  of 
cinders  and  ashes  that  stood  near  the  door,  he  con- 
cealed the  treasure  beneath  it  and  returned  to  the 
cellar.  He  knocked  again,  lest  any  of  its  inmates 
might  have  awoke  in  the  interval ;  and  rinding  all 
as  silent  as  before,  he  entered,  and  approaching  De 
Welskein,  he  shook  him  by  the  shoulder  till  he 
roused  him,  and  said,  — 

"  One  ud  think  you  had  nothing  to  be  afeard  iv, 
when  you  sleep  with  the  door  open." 

De  Welskein  rubbed  his  eyes,  stared  up  at  Solo- 
mon, uttered  a  great  many  "  Sacres"  and  "  Diables" 
and  proceeded  to  awake  the  rest  of  the  party  and 
demand  the  cause  of  the  door  being  open,,  They 
were  all  bewildered,  being  still  half  drunk  ;  but  after 
much  blustering  and  swearing,  Rory  O'More  at  last 
was -missed,  and  also  the  girl  with  whom  he  had 
been  dancing.  This  was  conclusive  evidence  of  how 
the  circumstance  had  occurred,  and  De  Welskein's 
rage  and  abuse  of  Rory  were  furious.  Regan,  too, 
threw  in  his  word  of  censure ;  and,  amongst  them 
all,  poor  Rory  had  more  foul  words  applied  to  him 
than  he  ever  had  before  in  the  same  space  of  time. 

"  Who  is  that  you  're  blessin',  all  o'  yiz  ?  "  said 
Solomon 


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"That  scatthered-brained  swaggerer  Rory  O'More," 
said  Regan. 

"  Rory  O'More  !  "  said  Solomon,  who  knew  Rory's 
habits  were  not  likely  to  lead  him  into  the  disorderly 
set ;  —  "  why,  what  brought  him  here  ?  "  and  he 
looked  sharply  at  De  Welskein,  as  much  as  to  say, 
"  There  's  a  mystery." 

"  Why,  sare  ?  if  you  go  for  dat  moche,  what  for 
you  come  here  ?  —  ha !  " 

"  Oh,  you  know  yourself,  munseer,"  said  Solomon, 
"  what  brings  me  here  ;  but, " 

"  Well,  sare,"  said  De  Welskein,  interrupting  him, 
"  and  me  know  whas  bring  de  osser  gentlemans  too : 
das  nuff  for  me  —  nussing  to  you." 

"Oh,  don't  be  onaisy,"  said  Solomon  coolly — "  I 
don't  want  to  smoke  your  saycrets." 

"  No,  G —  d — n  !  you  old  rog  !  you  not  smok  me, 
you  razzer  smok  my  tabac." 

Solomon  looked  towards  the  Frenchman,  to  see  if 
there  was  any  meaning  in  his  eye  when  he  spoke  of 
his  tobacco ;  but  he  saw  his  secret  was  safe.  The 
Frenchman  proceeded,  — 

41  Dere  !  you  sect  down  you  —  old  rog  —  vieux 
cbaudronnier  de  campagne — sect  down,  smoke  your 
tabac  and  dreenk,  and  nebber  mind  nussing  else  !  " 

Solomon  did  as  he  was  desired ;  he  took  a  pipe 
and  mixed  a  stiff  glass  of  brandy-and-water,  after 
tossing  off  a  couple  of  glasses  pure,  to  warm  his 
heart,  as  he  said  himself,  "  afther  the  cruel  wettin' 
he  got." 

"  Warm  his  heart  indeed ! "  said  one  of  the  men 
aside :  "  'faith,  all  the  sper'ts  in  Ireland,  and  all  the 
turf  in  the  Bog  of  Allen,  would  n't  warm  it." 

De  Welskein  took  Regan  aside,  and  expressed 
great  displeasure  against  Rory  for  leaving  him  with- 
out saying  where  De  Lacy  was  to  be  found ;  but 


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Regan  set  him  at  rest  on  that  subject  by  telling  him 
he  knew  Rory's  place  of  abode,  and  would  conduct 
him  to  it  if  he  liked.  This  consoled  the  Frenchman 
and  he  again  lay  down  to  sleep,  requesting  more  care 
might  be  taken  about  the  door.  Solomon  continued 
to  smoke  and  drink  until  the  approach  of  dawn,  when 
the  man  called  Pierre  let  him  out  of  the  cellar,  and 
he  went  back  to  the  haggart,  having  made  the  best 
bargain  he  could  for  some  tobacco,  and  getting  his 
pocket-pistol,  as  he  called  a  tolerably  capacious  tin 
flask,  filled  with  brandy  as  a  bonus  for  his  "  fating 
sitch  a  power  o'  tabakky from  them"  as  he  said  him- 
self; and  the  equivoke  gave  poignancy  to  the 
pleasure  of  his  theft. 

When  he  got  back  to  the  haggart,  he  abstracted 
his  ass  from  the  haystack,  which  the  ass  seemed  loath 
to  quit,  and  before  retiring,  the  little  beast  made  a  last 
desperate  plunge  into  the  hay,  and  dragged  away 
so  large  a  mouthful,  that  it  trailed  after  him  all  the 
way  from  the  stack  to  the  gap  where  Solomon  now 
led  him  out,  and  the  poor  innocent  haystack  looked 
very  much  in  the  condition  of  a  hot  loaf  out  of  which 
Master  Tommy  has  had  his  wicked  will. 

Solomon  replaced  the  stones  and  the  furze-bush, 
and  led  ofF  his  ass  to  the  hedge  where  the  straddle 
was  secreted  :  there  he  stuffed  it  with  the  purchased 
tobacco  (the  stolen  roll  still  lay  where  the  tinker  had 
concealed  it),  and  mounting  his  wallet  and  his  kettles 
on  the  back  of  the  ass,  he  drove  him  away  from  the 
field  as  soon  as  sunrise  permitted  him  lawfully  to 
appear  on  the  road. 

What  did  he  do  then  ? 

He  had  the  impudence  to  march  up  the  lane  that 
led  to  the  haggart,  driving  his  ass  before  him  and 
crying  loudly,  "  Pots,  pans,  and  kittles  to  mind." 
The  ass  turned  a  longing  look  towards  the  haggart, 


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and  a  whack  from  Solomon's  stick  was  required  to 
remind  him  that  tinkers'  asses  must  not  eat  hay  by 
daylight.  Solomon  now  approached  the  dwelling  to 
which  the  plundered  haggart  was  attached,  and  found 
the  family  awake  and  doing  :  the  man  went  out  to 
work,  and  the  woman,  in  answer  to  Solomon's  re- 
quest to  know  "  if  there  was  any  pots,  pans,  and 
kittles  to  mind,"  produced  a  certain  tin  saucepan, 
with  a  demand  to  know  "  what  would  he  take  to 
repair  it?  not  that  it  wanted  it  much,"  she  said, 
"  only,  divil  take  it !  it  put  out  the  fire  always  when 
it  was  put  on,  but  did  n't  lake  a  great  dale  at  all." 

"  Why,  tare  an'  ouns,  woman,"  cried  Solomon, 
holding  up  the  vessel  between  him  and  the  sky, 
11  there 's  a  hole  in  it  you  could  dhrive  a  coach 
thro'.  " 

"  Arrah,  be  aisy  !  "  says  the  woman. 

"  Look  at  it  yourself,"  says  Solomon,  letting  the 
saucepan  down. 

A  little  child  now  popped  his  finger  through  the 
hole,  and  waggling  it  backwards  and  forwards,  said, 
"  Look,  mammy  !  "  and  grinned  as  if  he  had  done 
a  very  clever  thing. 

The  mother  gave  him  a  box  on  the  ear,  calling 
him  "  a  divil  "  at  the  same  time,  and  sent  him  yelping 
away. 

"  'Faith,  that 's  a  'cute  child ! "  said  Solomon, 
grinning  a  horrid  smile ;  "  he  'd  make  an  iligant 
*inker,  he  sees  a  hole  in  a  pot  so  well." 

"  The  meddlin'  cur !  "  said  the  mother.  "  Well, 
what  '11  you  put  a  bit  o'  sawdher  an  it  for  ?  " 

'•'  A  bit  o'  sawdher,  indeed  !  "  said  Solomon.  "  Oh, 
'faith,  it 's  a  piece  o'  tin  I  must  insart  into  it." 

"  Divil  an  insart,"  says  the  woman,  "you'll  insart 
my  saucepan,  my  good  man  !  Sawdher  is  all  it  wants 
— jist  a  weeshee  taste  o'  sawdher." 


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"  Cock  you  up  with  my  sawdher  indeed  ! ' ''  said 
Solomon ;  "  why,  't  would  take  more  than  all  the 
sawdher  I  have  to  stop  it.  Sure,  sawdher  is  as  dear 
as  tin  ;  and  rawzin  's  riz." 

"  Arrah,  why  would  rawzin  be  riz  ?  " 

u  There  was  sitch  a  power  o'  fiddlers  to  be  at  the 
fair  next  week,  that  they  bought  all  the  rawzin  up." 

"  Ah,  go  'long  wid  you  !  " 

"It's  thruth  I'm  tellin'  you." 

"  Well,  what  will  you  take  for  the  saucepan  ?  " 

u  I  '11  mind  it  for  fourpince." 

"Fourpince!  Oh,  where  do  you  expec'  to  go 
when  you  die  ?  Fourpince  indeed  !  I  '11  give  you 
tupp'ns." 

"  Could  n't,"  says  Solomon,  shaking  his  head  and 
going  to  drive  away  the  ass. 

"Well,  what  will  you  say  ?  "   said  the  woman. 

u  Well,  see  now,"  said  Solomon,  "  I  'm  tired  with 
thravelling  a'most  all  night,  and  I  'm  wantin'  rest ; 
and  indeed  I  'd  be  glad  to  sit  down,  if  it  was  only  to 
rest,  let  alone  doin'  a  job  and  airnin'  a  thrifle  ;  and 
indeed  I  want  it  bad,  for  the  times  is  hard  ;  and,  so 
God  bless  you,  if  you  '11  jist  throw  in  a  thrifle  o' 
brequest  into  the  bargain,  and  gi'  me  tupp'ns  ha'pny, 
I  '11  make  the  saucepan  as  good  as  new." 

"Well,  I  would  n't  be  hard  wid  you,  my  poor  man, 
and  so  you  may  do  it." 

So  down  sat  the  tinker  and  opened  his  budget ;  and 
his  iron  was  heated  and  his  "  sawdher  "  produced,  not 
forgetting  the  "  rawzin  "  that  was  "  riz  ;  "  and  bits 
of  old  tin  were  produced  from  his  budget,  into  which 
the  children  looked  with  the  most  profound  curiosity, 
endeavouring  to  fathom  the  depth  of  its  mysterious 
treasures.  Other  bits  of  tin  dazzled  their  longing 
eyes,  and  a  great  shears  seemed  placed  there  to  guard 
the  invaluable  store  from  plunder.  Solomon  cut  and 


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rasped  and  hammered  away,  and  rubbing  his  hot 
soldering-iron  upon  his  powdered  rosin  and  solder,  he 
raised  so  great  a  smoke  and  so  bad  a  smell,  that  the 
children  looked  on  him  as  some  wonderful  conjuror; 
and  as  they  saw  the  bright  streaks  that  his  implement 
produced  wherever  it  was  rubbed,  their  delight  was 
profound. 

When  the  man  of  the  house  returned  to  breakfast, 
he  saw  Solomon  seated  at  the  door  mending  the  leaky 
vessel,  and  his  children  standing  round  him  in  wonder, 
and  as  soon  as  the  job  was  done,  Solomon  was  called 
in  to  breakfast. 

"What  do  you  think?"  said  the  husband  to  the 
wife. 

"What?"  said  she. 

"That  blackguard  calf  got  over  the  wall  o'  the 
haggart  again  last  night  and  made  a  holy  show  o'  the 
hay-stack." 

"  Oh,  you  don't  tell  me  so  !  "  said  the  wife. 

"  Luck  to  the  lie  in  it !  "   said  the  husband. 

Solomon  kept  eating  his  breakfast  with  the  most 
profound  indifference  until  the  husband  and  wife  had 
exhausted  their  eloquence,  and  then  he  said, 

"Them  cawves  is  great  rogues." 

"Thedivil  run  a-huntin'  with  him  fora  calf!  Oh, 
wait  'till  the  next  time  I  ketch  him  ! " 

"  Poor  thing,  poor  thing!"  said  Solomon,  tenderly. 
"  Sure,  it 's  nath'ral  they  'd  ate  !  " 

"  'Faith,  he  may  be  contint  with  his  good  grass  I 
think,"  said  the  man. 

"  Thrue  for  you  —  thrue  for  you,"  said  Solomon, 
quietly :  "  but  it 's  remarkable  how  bowld  some  o' 
them  cawves  is." 

Breakfast  was  finished  —  the  job  paid  for  —  the 
wallet  replaced  on  the  ass  amid  the  observation  and 
regret  of  all  the  children,  who  watched  the  eld  tinker 


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and  saw  him  depart  with  sorrow  as  he  drove  his  ass 
down  the  lane,  after  getting  a  job  and  begging  a 
breakfast  from  the  man  he  had  robbed  over- night. 

Solomon  now  proceeded  to  the  town,  and  went  to 
the  forge  beside  which  he  had  deposited  the  tobacco. 
Here  he  had  a  plausible  pretext  to  go,  for  the  shoes 
of  the  ass  wanted  to  be  looked  to.  On  his  arrival  at 
the  forge,  the  smith  was  unoccupied,  so  there  was 
more  time  to  spare  for  Solomon  to  make  as  hard  a 
bargain  as  he  could  for  the  execution  of  the  job. 

"  Maybe  you  could  let  me  make  an  exchange  wid 
you  ?  and  if  you  would  have  any  thing  in  the  tinkerin' 
line  to  do,  sure  I  'd  do  it  for  nothin'  for  you,  if  you  'd 
do  the  ass  for  nothin'." 

"  Not  a  pot,  nor  pan,  nor  kittle  have  I,"  said  the 
blacksmith  ;  "I  'm  a  bachelor,  and  intind  to  stay  so." 

In  the  mean  time  he  began  to  examine  the  ass's 
shoes ;  and  the  tobacco  with  which  the  straddle  was 
lined  being  so  near  his  nose,  the  smith  began  to  snuff, 
and  said  at  last,  "Where  the  dickins  is  the  tabakky  ?  " 

Solomon  who  caught  the  sound  of  the  first  sniff  the 
smith  had  given,  saw  directly  how  matters  stood,  and 
hastened  to  the  rescue :  he  got  close  beside  the  ass, 
and  to  the  smith's  inquiry  he  said, — 

"  It 's  here  in  my  pocket,  and  mighty  fine  tabakky 
it  is,  —  see.  I  got  a  bargain  o'  some  from  a  friend 
a  while  agon,  and  —  but  don't  mintion  it  —  if  you 
like  I  '11  share  the  bargain  wid  you,  to  the  value  of 
a  new  set  o'  shoes  for  the  baste." 

u  Gor  !  that  ud  be  a  power  o'  tabakky  !  "  said  the 
smith. 

"  But  it 's  iligant  tabakky,"  said  Solomon.  Pulling 
from  his  pocket  several  yards  of  the  material,  wound 
into  a  close  ball,  and  popping  it  under  the  smith's 
nose,  he  said,  "What  do  you  think  of  that,  your 
sowl ! " 


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"  Faix,  that  Is  tarein'  tabakky,  sure  enough ! " 
was  the  delighted  smith's  reply. 

"  Well,  what  do  you  say  to  a  new  set  o'  shoes  for 
the  baste  ?  "  said  Solomon. 

"  I  dunna,"  was  the  undecided  answer. 

"  You  know  you  '11  have  the  owld  shoes  in." 

"  To  be  sure  I  will," '  said  the  smith,  u  sure  that 's 
only  nath'ral :  but  what  good  is  a  little  ass's  shoes  ?  " 

"  Oh,  shoes  is  shoes,"  said  Solomon. 

"  Why,  tare  alive  !  they  are  wore  as  thin  as  a 
sixpence." 

"  'Deed,  that  is  thrue,"  said  Solomon,  "  for  the 
last  set  he  had  an  him  was  from  the  finest  smith  in 
Ireland  :  they  wore  powerful." 

"  Arrah,  who  's  that  ?  "  said  the  workman,  piqued 
at  the  mention  of  the  finest  smith  in  Ireland,  he  him- 
self not  being  the  person  meant. 

"  Why,  who  would  it  be  but  Brian  Branagan  ? " 
said  Solomon,  who  well  knew  that  Brian  Branagan 
was  the  rival  of  the  man  who  stood  before  him,  and 
living  in  the  adjoining  lane,  but  who  had  never  made 
shoes  for  the  tinker's  ass  in  his  life. 

This  was  a  master-touch  of  Solomon,  —  the  smith 
bristled  directly  for  the  palm  of  superiority. 

"Why,  thin,  is  it  Branagan  you  say  is  the  finest 
smith  in  Ireland  ?  " 

"Yis,"  said  Solomon  very  quietly. 

"Throth,  then,  it's  little  you  know  about  it. 
Branagan  indeed  !  The  divil  a  bigger  botch  ever 
dhruv  a  nail  than  the  same  Branagan  :  he  a  smith  !  !  " 

"  Oh !  I  don't  purtend  to  know  indeed,"  said 
Solomon  with  an  affected  air  of  not  wishing  to  offend, 
at  the  same  time  laying  hold  of  the  halter  of  the  ass. 
u  But  he 's  good  enough  for  me,  any  how :  good 
mornin5  kindly  to  you,"  said  he,  going 

This  was  too  much  for  the  smith. 


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"  Come  back  here,  I  tell  you  !  it 's  I  that  '11  show 
you  what  a  set  o'  shoes  is  :  Branagan  indeed  !  " 

"  Well,  will  you  take  what  I  said  ?  "  said  Solomon, 
affecting  not  to  care  much  whether  the  smith  did  or 
not. 

"Yis,  yis,  but  never  say  the  word  Branagan  to 
me  !  "  Here  he  laid  hold  of  his  pincers,  knife,  and 
hammer,  and  began  to  knock  off  the  points  of  the 
nails  from  each  hoof,  and  pull  off  the  ass's  shoes  — 
every  drag  he  gave,  which  was  with  great  vigour, 
accompanied  by  a  "  hugh  "  and  the  exclamation  of 
"  Branagan  indeed  !  !  " 

"  Had  n't  I  better  take  off  the  sthraddle,"  said 
Solomon. 

"Ay,  offwid  it,"   said  the  smith. 

So,  Solomon  took  off  the  highly  perfumed  straddle 
that  was  so  near  betraying  him,  and  then  filling  the 
smith's  pipe,  and  his  own  too,  w:":h  some  of  the  to- 
bacco which  he  had  s  Id  to  the  smith,  he  commenced 
puffing  away  vigorously,  that  the  smell  of  the  lighted 
weed  might  prevent  the  perfume  of  the  dry  being 
noticed. 

While  the  smith  was  engaged  in  shoeing  the  ass 
inside  the  forge,  Solomon  had  time  to  disengage  the 
roll  of  stolen  tobacco  from  the  heap  of  cinders  where 
he  had  concealed  it,  and  hiding  it  in  one  of  his  old 
kettles,  he  was  quite  at  ease,  and  blew  the  bellows 
for  the  smith  while  he  heated  the  iron,  or  looked  over 
him  at  work  with  an  air  of  delight,  saying,  as  the 
smith  rasped  up  and  finished  his  work,  "Well, but 
thim  is  the  rale  iligant  shoes !  " 

"You'll  never  talk  o'  Branagan  agin,  will  you, 
afther  that  ?  "  said  the  smith. 

"  Throth,  an'  I  won't,"  said  Solomon  ;  "  and  sure 
it 's  only  an  owld  fool  I  was,  up  to  this  present  time, 
in  thinkin'  the  like :  but  the  owldher  we  grow,  the 


Rory  O'More  i6r 

more  we  larn.  Sure,  it 's  a  grate  loss  to  me  I  did  n't 
know  you  sooner  !  " 

"  Well,  it 's  never  too  late  to  mind,"  said  the 
smith. 

"  Thrue  for  you,"  said  Solomon ;  "  nor  to  make, 
aither."  And  so  saying,  he  filled  his  pipe  again  from 
the  smith's  tobacco,  and  wishing  him  good-morning, 
off  he  went,  having  secured  his  plunder,  and  getting 
a  new  set  of  shoes  on  his  ass  :  so  that  he  was  now 
ready  for  a  long  and  prosperous  round,  through  his 
usual  beat. 

The  smith  idled  the  rest  of  that  day,  smoking  at 
his  new  stock  of u  'bakky,"  drinking  to  quench  his 
thirst,  and  filling  up  the  intervals  by  snapping  his 
fingers  and  crying,  "  That  for  Branagan  !  " 


VOL.   I. —  II 


CHAPTER   XII 

"  IN      THE     DARK     ALL      CATS      ARE     GREY." RORY 

BECOMES     POSSESSED     OF     AN     IMPORTANT      SECRET, 
AND    DISCLOSES    ONE     IN    EXCHANGE 

WHEN  Rory  O'More  was  admitted  to  the  safe 
side  of  the  door,  he  felt  the  pressure  of  a 
hand  upon  his  arm,  which  he  interpreted  into  the 
meaning  of  "  be  quiet  ;  "  and  as  it  was  Rory's  own 
opinion  that,  in  his  present  circumstances,  it  was  the 
best  thing  he  could  do,  he  acquiesced.  One  thing 
however  he  was  sure  of —  that  it  was  a  woman  who 
admitted  him  to  the  house,  for  he  felt  the  soft  breath- 
ing of  one  of  the  gentle  sex  upon  his  cheek  as  he 
stood  motionless  by  the  door  beside  his  benefactress, 
while  they  heard  a  few  words  passing  between  the 
colonel  and  the  sentinel,  until  the  latter  descended 
the  steps. 

Immediately  after,  Rory  heard  the  woman  say 
gently,  "  Come  down,  darlin'  !  "  and  holding  the 
hand  that  was  laid  upon  his  arm,  he  followed  his 
conductress  as  softly  as  he  could.  They  soon  began 
to  descend  some  stairs,  and  before  they  had  reached 
the  bottom  of  the  flight,  the  sound  of  a  bolt  being 
drawn  was  heard  upstairs,  and  Rory's  friend  said  in 
a  suppressed  voice  of  terror, •"  Oh,  murdher  !  there  's 
the  colonel  comin'  down  !  you  must  hide  in  the  coal- 
hole. Make  haste,  for  the  love  o'  God,  or  I  'm  a 
ruined  woman  !  —  here,  here  !  "  and  she  dragged 
Rory  along  while  she  spoke.  "  Get  in  there,  as  far 


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as  ever  you  can,  and  hide  yourself,  or  I  dunna  what 
will  become  of  the  pair  of  us  ! " 

At  the  same  time,  she  opened  a  door  and  pushed 
Rory  inside  of  it.  He  heard  her  footsteps  retreat 
lightly  and  rapidly.  "  More  opening  of  doors  !  "  said 
Rory  to  himself,  as  he  scrambled  over  some  coal  and 
slack,  holding  his  arms  extended  to  save  his  nose  from 
fracture ;  and  he  found  the  coal  vault  extensive,  for 
it  was  some  time  before  he  was  stopped  by  a  wall. 
As  soon  as  he  went  as  far  as  he  could  go,  he  crouched 
down,  keeping  his  face  however  turned  towards  the 
point  whence  he  entered,  and  he  soon  heard  the  de- 
scending footsteps  of  the  person  he  was  taught  to 
believe  was  the  colonel.  The  footsteps  seemed  to 
ramble  over  a  great  space  of  flagged  apartments,  and 
various  doors  squeaked  on  their  hinges  as  they  were 
opened  and  shut  in  succession  by  the  invisible  peram- 
bulant.  At  last  Rory  saw  the  glimmer  of  a  light, 
which  grew  stronger  by  degrees,  until  the  door  of  the 
cellar  opened,  and  then  -he  saw  a  Don  Quixote  sort 
of  a  man,  with  a  candle  in  one  hand  and  a  drawn 
sword  in  the  other,  poke  his  head  in  at  the  door  of 
the  cellar,  and  holding  the  candle  a  yard  before  him, 
say,  "  Is  there  any  one  here  ?  " 

Rory  knew  better  than  to  make  any  answer  this 
time,  and  having  thrown  the  tail  of  his  coat  over  his 
head,  leaving  only  a  small  peep-hole  for  his  eyes,  he 
remained  undistinguishable  amidst  the  surrounding 
gloom ;  for  the  vault  was  so  deep,  the  candle  so  dim, 
the  colonel  so  short-sighted,  and  Rory  crouched  so 
low,  that  he  quite  defied  observation.  Despite  his 
dangerous  situation,  however,  it  was  as  much  as  Rory 
could  do  not  to  laugh ;  for  the  colonel,  with  his  long 
face,  long  candle,  long  body,  long  arms,  long  sword, 
long  legs,  and  short  shirt,  cut  so  ridiculous  a  figure, 
that  a  man  of  more  solid  mood  than  Rory  might  have 


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been  provoked  to  mirth.  However,  by  good  luck, 
Rory  did  not  laugh,  though  the  colonel,  a  la  Don 
Quixote,  continued  to  open  his  goggle  eyes  on  the 
gloom  before  him  ;  but  he  was  startled  from  his  fixed 
observation  by  hearing  a  slip  amongst  the  coal,  which 
drew  forth  a  still  fiercer  demand  of  "  Who  's  there  ?  " 
—  Upon  this  summons,  Rory  perceived,  between  him 
and  the  light,  a  great  cat  cautiously  crawl  to  the  sum- 
mit of  the  heap  of  coal,  and,  with  a  tail  bristling  to 
the  size  of  a  sweeping  brush,  make  a  desperate  rush 
down  the  acclivity  and  dart  between  the  colonel's  legs. 
The  man  of  war  actually  jumped  with  alarm  at  the 
suddenness  of  the  surprise,  and,  as  if  ashamed  of 
being  so  frightened  at  such  a  cause,  muttered  spite- 
fully, u  D — n  the  cat !  "  He  now  retired  from  the 
cellar,  and  went  to  wake  (as  he  thought)  the  woman- 
servant  who  let  Rory  in,  and  whose  sleeping  apart- 
ment was  in  the  basement  story.  Rory  heard  him 
cry,  "Betty!"  —  no  answer.  "Betty!"  again, — 
still  silence  preserved.  "  Betty  !  "  still  louder  than 
before ;  —  Rory  heard  a  snort  and  a  growl  as  if  from 
a  suddenly-awakened  person. 

"  Who  's  that  ?  "  said  a  female  voice. 

"  Your  master :  have  you  heard  any  noise  in  the 
house  ? " 

"  Noise,  sir  ?  " 

"  Yes,  noise,  —  have  you  heard  any  ?  " 

"  No,  sir :  I  have  been  in  bed,  sir,  and  asleep, 
these  three  hours.  I  hope  there 's  nothing  the 
matther,  sir  ?  "  said  Betty,  with  very  honest  seeming. 

"  I  have  been  disturbed,"  said  the  colonel ;  "  and 
I  thought  robbers  had  got  into  the  house.  I  certainly 
heard  a  noise." 

"  Oh,  I  dar  say,  sir,"  said  Betty  ;  "  't  was  nothing 
but  the  cat :  he 's  mightly  throublesome  and  lively, 
that  cat  is,  —  and  I  forget  to  shut  him  up  sometimes 


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—  and  I'm  afeard  he  has  been  disturbing  you,  sir. 
Oh  dear,  but  I  'm  sorry  !  " 

This  was  a  good  guess  of  Betty's ;  for  the  colonel 
having  seen  a  cat,  now  retired,  and  Rory  was  once 
more  left  in  darkness.  And  now  that  the  immediate 
chance  of  discovery  was  removed,  he  began  to  con- 
jecture by  what  extraordinary  means  he  was  let  into 
a  house  to  which  he  was  an  utter  stranger^  at  the 
moment  he  needed  it  most,  and  by  a  woman  of  whom 
he  knew  no  more  than  the  man  in  the  moon  :  her 
name  was  Betty  —  that  was  all  the  knowledge  he  ar- 
rived at,  —  and  that  he  only  knew  from  hearing  the 
colonel  address  her. 

After  the  lapse  of  half  an   hour,  Rory  heard  the 
name  of  "  Darby  "  whispered  at  the  door  of  the  cellar. 
In  equally  gentle  tone,  he  barely  ventured  to  say, 
rather  huskily,  "  Iss." 

"  Come  out,  darlin' ;  take  care  you  don't  rowl 
down  any  of  the  big  lumps  o'  coal." 

Rory,  profiting  by  the  caution,  got  out  with  as 
little  noise  as  possible  ;  and  coming  in  contact  with 
his  female  guide,  he  was  led  into  an  apartment,  the 
door  of  which  was  very  cautiously  locked  by  the 
woman. 

"  Now  we  may  spake  more  at  our  aise,"  said  she. 
"  How  are  you,  darlin'  ?  " 

"  Indeed  I  'm  throubled  with  a  mighty  bad  cowld," 
said  Rory,  who  thought  this  the  best  thing  he  could 
say  whereby  to  account  for  the  husky  tone  in  which 
he  spoke,  that  his  natural  voice  might  not  betray  the 
mistake  which  had  so  far  favoured  him. 

"  Oh,  but  your  voice  is  gone  intirely,  Darby 
darlin'  !  "  says  the  woman  :  "  but  here  's  somethin' 
to  comfort  you,  agra ;  here"  —  and  she  led  him  to 
where  a  chair  and  table  stood — "here,  sit  down  and 
ate  your  supper :  there 's  an  iligant  piece  o'  roast 


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beef,  and  a  jug  of  beautiful  beer,  I  kept  sly  for  you. 
If  you  like,  I  '11  light  a  candle  for  you." 

"  Oh,  by  no  manes  !  "  said  Rory  ;  "  it 's  betther 
not :  as  the  house  was  alarmed,  the  light  might  be 
bad." 

"  No,  —  it 's  not  that  so  much,  but  I  'm  afeard  o' 
the  noise  of  sthrikin'  the  flint." 

"  Don't  think  of  it,  Betty  dear,"  grumbled  Rory. 

"  Lord  !   how  your  voice  is  althered  !  " 

"  Indeed  I  'm  chokin'  with  the  cowld  —  hegh  ! 
hegh  !  Oh,  murdher  !  " 

"Ate  a  bit,  and  it'll  do  you  good.  I'm  grieved 
you  have  n't  a  light,  darlin' ;  't  would  be  sitch  a  com- 
fort to  you." 

"  I  don't  miss  it  in  the  laste,  Betty  :  I  can  find  the 
way  to  my  mouth  in  the  dark." 

And  so  saying,  Rory  began  to  eat  his  supper,  which 
was  most  acceptable  to  him  for  two  reasons  :  —  first, 
he  was  hungry  ;  and  in  the  next  place,  the  occupation 
accounted  for  his  silence,  which  it  was  so  desirable  to 
preserve. 

"  But,  you  villain  !  what  did  you  ring  that  thievin' 
bell  for  ?  " 

"  'T  was  a  mistake,  darlin'  —  hegh  !  hegh  !  hegh  ! 
Oh !  this  cowld  is  chokin'  me  !  " 

"  Don't  disthress  yourself  talkin',  Darby  dear ;  re- 
lieve yourself  with  the  mate  and  the  dhrink." 

Rory  obeyed. 

"  I  run  up  the  minit  I  heard  the  bell ;  and,  sure, 
was  n't  it  the  hoighth  o'  good  luck  that  I  got  you  in 
before  the  colonel  kem  down  !  Oh  !  he  'd  murdher 
me,  I  'm  sure,  if  he  thought  how  it  was  !  But,  afther 
all,  Darby  jewel,  what  harm  is  there  in  an  honest 
woman  havin'  her  husband  to  come  see  her  ?  —  sure 
it 's  nath'ral." 

"  To  be  sure,  Betty  jewel,"  said  Rory,  who  now 


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perceived  that  he  was  mistaken  by  Betty  for  her  hus- 
band ;  and  Rory's  inventive  imagination  set  to  work  in 
fancying  what  a  dilemma  he  should  be  in,  in  case  the 
real  husband  might  arrive.  In  the  mean  time,  how- 
ever, he  fortified  his  patience  and  resolution  with  the 
beef  and  beer,  which  did  great  credit  to  the  colonel's 
larder  and  cellar. 

"  But  you  're  not  atein',  Darby  dear,"  said  Betty. 

"  No,  but  I  'm  dhrinkin',"  said  Rory. 

"  Much  good  do  your  heart,  jewel !  But,  tell  me, 
how  is  Johnny  ?  " 

Now,  who  the  deuce  Johnny  was,  Rory  could  not 
tell ;  but  supposing,  from  the  diminutive  form  of  the 
name,  it  might  be  her  child,  he  thought  it  best  to 
please  her  with  a  favourable  answer ;  so  he  said, 
"  Johnny  's  very  well." 

"  Thank  God  !  "  said  Betty.  "  He  's  a  fine  cray- 
thur :  how  well  he  got  over  it !  " 

"  Iligant !  "  said  Rory,  who  wondered  what  it  was 
Johnny  got  over. 

"And  how  is  the  hives  ?  "  said  Betty. 

"  They  're  all  where  they  wor,"  said  Rory,  who  did 
not  dream  of  any  other  hives  than  beehives ;  while 
Betty  meant  the  cutaneous  eruption  that  "  Johnny  " 
was  suffering  under. 

"  And  has  none  o'  thim  disappeared  ?  "  said  Betty. 

"  Oh  !  no,"  said  Rory ;  "  we  take  great  care  o' 
thim." 

"Do,  darlin',  do;  —  keep  'em  from  cowld." 

"  Oh  yis ;  we  put  sthraw  over  them,"  said  Rory. 

"  Sthraw  !  "  said  Betty ;  "  why,  thin,  is  it  takin' 
lave  o'  your  sinses  you  are,  Darby  ?  Is  it  sthraw  on 
the  hives  ?  " 

"  Sartinly ;  sure  the  bees  likes  it." 

"  Bees  !  "  said  Betty  ;  "  arrah,  what  bees  ?  " 

w  Why,  the  bees  in  the  hives,"  said  Rory. 


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"  Arrah,  man,  don't  be  going  on  with  your  hum- 
buggin'  !  you  know  I  'm  axin'  about  the  child  very 
well,  and  you  must  go  on  with  your  thricks  about 
beehives.  I  hate  humbuggin',  so  I  do,  Darby,  — 
and  you  know  I  do;  and  you  will  be  goin'  on,  all  I 
can  say." 

Rory  saw  there  was  some  mistake;  and  to  stop 
Betty,  he  said,  "  Whisht,  whisht !  " 

"What  is  it  ?  "  said  Betty. 

"  Don't  talk  so  much,  or  maybe  they  '11  hear 
uz." 

Betty  was  silent  for  some  time ;  but  as  perfect  still- 
ness seemed  to  reign  in  the  house,  she  returned  to  the 
charge  on  the  hives. 

"  But,  tell  me,  is  the  hives  all  out  ? " 

"  Av  coorse,"  said  Rory. 

"  And  do  they  look  well  ?  " 

"  Mighty  purty  indeed,"  said  Rory ;  "  and  there  '11 
be  a  power  o'  honey  in  them,  I  'm  sure." 

Betty  now  gave  him  a  box  on  the  ear,  saying, 
u  Devil  sweep  you  !  you  will  be  humbuggin'  so  you 
will.  You  cruel  brute !  can't  you  make  fun  of  any 
thing  but  the  poor  child  that  is  lyin'  undher  the 
hives?" 

"  Sure,  I  tell  you  the  child  is  well  and  hearty ;  and 
is  n't  that  enough  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"  And  it  's  only  jokin'  you  wor  ?  "  said  Betty. 

"  To  be  sure,"  said  Rory ;  "  you  ought  to  know 
my  ways  by  this  time.  This  is  mighty  fine 
beef!" 

"  But,  'deed  an'  'deed,  is  Johnny " 

u  Bad  luck  to  the  word  more  I  '11  say  !  "  said  Rory, 
affecting  an  angry  silence. 

Betty  now  changed  her  ground,  and  thought  a  bit 
of  scandal  confided  to  Darby,  would  amuse  him  ;  so 
she  began  to  tell  him  that,  suppose  the  colonel  should 


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find  out  she  brought  her  husband  into  the  house,  he 
had  no  right  to  complain,  for  at  all  events  it  was  her 
own  husband,  and  nobody  else. 

Rory  chuckled  at  her  confidence.    ' 

"  Not  all  as  one,"  said  Betty,  "  as  him  —  with  an- 
other man's  wife  !  Purty  goin's  on." 

"  Do  you  tell  me  so  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"  I  found  it  all  out,  so  he  'd  betther  say  nothin'  to 
me,  or  I  could  desthroy  him.  Not  that  she  's  a  bit 
worse  than  ever  she  was  ;  but  if  the  collecthor  knew 


Rory  cocked  his  ears.     "Is  it  Scrubbs  you  mane  ?  " 

"Who  else,"  said  Betty. 

"  And  his  wife  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"  -  Is  come  over  on  a  visitj  by  the  way  —  but  I 
know  what  I  know." 

"  How  long  ago  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"  Since  you  were  here  last,"  said  Betty. 

"  That  's  a  long  time,"  thought  Rory  to  himself. 

"  Scrubbs  went  to  town  last  week,  and  over  comes 
madam  —  on  a  visit.  Av  coorse  she'll  go  back 
when  she  expects  her  nate  man  home.  But  it  sarves 
him  right  !  —  what  could  he  expec'  when  he  tuk  up 
with  the  likes  of  her,  the  dirty  cur  !  " 

Betty  went  on  for  some  time  in  this  strain,  venting 
the  vials  of  her  wrath  on  the  colonel  and  Mrs. 
Scrubbs  ;  and  Rory  did  not  interrupt  her,  for  he  was 
glad  the  more  she  talked,  as  it  relieved  him  from  the 
difficulty  of  remaining  concealed  under  her  questions. 
After  exhausting  her  news  and  her  abuse,  she  began 
to  ask  Rory  more  questions,  to  all  of-  which  he  re- 
plied by  the  exclamation  of  "  Whisht,"  protesting  at 
the  same  time  he  was  afraid  to  speak  for  fear  of  dis- 
covery by  the  colonel.  At  last,  when  Betty  found 
he  had  cleared  the  dish  and  emptied  the  jug,  she 
said,  — 


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"  You  had  betther  come  to  bed  now,  darlinV 

This  was  a  poser,  and  Rory  said,  "  Whisht" 
again. 

"Come  to  bed,  jewel  —  you'll  be  more  comfor- 
tabler  there  than  sittin'  here  in  the  cowld,  and  we  can 
talk  without  any  fear  o'  bein'  heerd,  with  our  heads 
undher  the  blankets." 

"  I  can't  bear  my  head  undher  the  blankets,"  said 
Rory. 

"  That 's  newly  come  to  you,  thin,"  said  Betty. 

"  That  is  since  this  cowld,"  said  Rory,  recovering 
himself:  u  it  chokes  me,  this  cowld  does." 

"  There  's  not  a  finer  thing  in  the  world  for  a 
cowld  than  to  go  to  bed,"  said  Betty. 

"  But  the  cowld  rises  in  my  throat  to  that  degree 
when  I  lie  down,"  said  Rory,  "  that  it  smothers 
me." 

"  Maybe  't  would  be  better  to-night,  darlin',"  said 
Betty. 

u  I  'd  rather  sit  up,"  said  Rory. 

"  You  Ml  be  lost  with  the  cowld,"  said  Betty,  "  and 
no  fire  in  the  grate." 

Rory  found  Betty  was  determined  to  have  matters 
her  own  way,  and  began  to  get  puzzled  how  he 
should  avoid  this  difficulty,  and  the  only  chance  of 
escape  he  saw  open  to  him,  was  to  request  the  tender 
and  confiding  Betty  to  prepare  herself  for  a  "  grate 
saycret "  he  had  to  tell  her,  and  that  she  would 
promise  when  he  informed  her  of  it,  not  to  be  too 
much  surprised.  Betty  protested  to  preserve  the 
most  philosophic  composure. 

"  You  won't  screech  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"  What  would  I  screech  for  ?  "  said  Betty. 

"  It  's  mighty  surprising"  said  Rory. 

"  Arrah,  don't  keep  me  waitin',  but  let  me  have  it 
at  wanst,"  said  Betty  eagerly. 


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"  Now,  darlin',  take  it  aisy,"  said  Rory,  "  for  you 
must  know  -  " 

u  What  ?  "  said  Betty. 

"  I  'm  not  Darby,"  said  Rory. 

Betty  scarcely  suppressed  a  scream. 

"You  villain  !  "  said  she. 

"  I  'm  not  a  villain,  aither,"  said  Rory. 

u  What  brought  you  here  at  all  ?  " 

"  Yourself,"  said  Rory  :  "  sure,  was  n't  it  yourself 
pulled  me  inside  the  hall-door  ?  " 

"  But,  sure,  I  thought  it  was  Darby  was  in  it." 

"  Well,  and  have  n't  I  been  honest  enough  to  tell 
you  I  'm  not  Darby,  at  last,  when  it  might  have 
been  throublesome  to  your  conscience,  Betty  ?  " 

"  Ay,"  said  the  woman,  "  there  's  more  o'  your 
roguery  !  Betty  too  !  —  how  did  you  make  out  my 
name,  you  divil's  limb  ?  " 

"  A  way  o'  my  own,  Betty." 

"  Oh,  a  purty  rogue  you  are,  I  go  bail  —  throth 
it  's  not  the  first  house  you  got  into,  I  dare  say,  nor 
the  first  poor  woman  you  enthrapped,  you  midnight 
desaiver  —  and  takin'  up  my  name  too." 

"  Well,  I  have  n't  taken  away  your  name  any  how  •, 
so  don't  be  so  fractious." 

u  Arrah,  but  how  do  1  know  but  you  will." 

"  Well,  it  's  time  enough  to  cry  when  you  're 
hurt,  Betty,  —  keep  yourself  cool  now  —  there's  no 
harm  done." 

"No  harm  indeed  !  Curse  your  impidince  !  —  No 
harm  !  Why,  how  do  I  know  but  it  's  a  robber  you 
are  maybe  ?  'Faith  I  b'lieve  I  'd  best  rise  the  house 
and  own  this  thing  to  the  colonel." 

"  Betty  dear,"  said  Rory  very  quietly,  "  have  a 
little  wit  in  your  anger,  agra  !  think  o'  your  char- 
aether^  Betty." 

"  Oh  my  characther,  my  characther,  sure  enough 


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it 's  ruined  for  ever  !  Oh,  what  '11  I  do  !  "  And  she 
was  going  to  cry  and  make  a  fool  of  herself  when 
Rory  reminded  her  that  crying  would  do  no  good. 

"  The  curse  o'  Crum'll  an  you  !  what  brought  you 
nigh  the  place  at  all  ?  and  who  are  you  ?  " 

"  No  matther  who  I  am,  but  I  tell  you  what  is  the 
best  thing  you  can  do  :  jist  let  me  stay  quietly  in 
the  house  until  the  dawn,  and  thin  let  me  out 
onknownst." 

"  Oh,  I  dar'  n't,  I  dar'  n't,"  said  Betty.  "  Sure  if 
you  wor  seen  quittin'  the  place,  't  would  be  the  ruin 
o'  me  !  " 

"  By  dad  !  I  must  quit  it  some  time  or  other,"  said 
Rory  :  "  and  sure  if  you  let  me  out  now  itself,  maybe 
the  colonel  will  hear  the  door  opening ;  or  even  if  he 
does  n't,  sure  the  sojers  is  now  on  the  watch,  and 
would  catch  me." 

"  Oh,  you  must  n't  go  out  by  the  front,"  said 
Betty  :  "  I  '11  let  you  out  into  the  garden  at  the  back, 
and  you  must  get  over  the  wall,  for  here  you  must  n't 
stay  — that's  tee-totally  out  o'  the  question." 

"  Well,  any  thing  for  a  quiet  life,"  said  Rory  ;  "  do 
what  you  plaze  with  me  :  but  I  think,  as  I  am  here, 
you  might  as  well  let  me  sit  up  here  till  towards 
mornin'." 

"  No,  no,  no  !  "  said  Betty  in  great  tribulation. 
"  Who  knows  but  Darby  might  come  !  and  then  what 
in  the  wide  world  would  I  do  !  " 

u  You  should  keep  him  out,"  said  Rory. 

"  Out,  indeed  !  "  said  Betty,  —  "  keep  Darby  out  ! 
Sure,  he  'd  suspec'  somethin'  was  n't  right,  for  he  's 
as  jealous  as  a  turkey-cock,  and  he  'd  murdher  me  if 
he  thought  how  it  was.  Oh,  what  brought  you  here 
at  all ! " 

At  this  moment,  some  pebbles  were  thrown  against 
the  area  window. 


Rory  O'More  173 

"  Oh,  by  this  and  that,"  said  Betty,  "  there  he  is. 
—  Oh,  what  '11  become  o'  me  !  " 

"  Tut  !  woman  alive,"  said  Rory,  who  endeavoured 
to  make  her  attend,  for  she  became  almost  confounded 
by  the  difficulty  of  her  situation,  and  was  clapping  her 
hands  and  uttering  a  volley  of  Oh's,  —  "Tut! 
woman,  don't  be  clappin'  your  hands  like  a  wash- 
woman and  makin'  an  uproar,  but  jist  let  me  out 
smart  into  the  garden,  and  I  '11  get  over  the  wall  as 
you  towld  me." 

Betty  seemed  aroused  to  action  by  Rory's  sugges- 
tion, and  now  led  him  to  a  back  window,  which  she 
opened  carefully  ;  and  telling  Rory  to  get  out  softly, 
she  handed  him  a  chair,  and  then  followed  herself. 
She  conducted  him  then  to  the  end  of  the  garden,  and 
placing  the  chair  close  to  the  wall,  she  held  it  firmly, 
while  Rory  got  upon  the  back  rail,  which  enabled  him 
to  lay  his  hands  on  the  top  of  the  brickwork,  and  he 
soon  scrambled  up  and  dropped  himself  on  the  out- 
side. On  his  landing,  he  ran  as  fast  and  lightly  as  he 
could  from  the  quarter  where  the  sentinels  were 
placed,  and  so  far  escaped  unobserved,  and  continued 
in  a  straight  line  up  a  narrow  street  that  opened  from 
one  of  the  corners  of  the  green.  Here  he  paused  a 
while  before  deciding  which  way  he  should  proceed  ; 
for,  in  the  huriy  of  leaving  the  house,  he  never 
thought  of  asking  Betty  which  was  the  way  to  go. 
Rory  took  the  first  turn  out  of  this  street  that  chance 
suggested,  and  was  getting  on  famously,  as  he  thought ; 
but  while  in  the  very  act  of  congratulating  himself  on 
his  wonderful  deliverance  from  the  soldiers,  he  turned 
another  corner,  and  was  scarcely  round  it,  when  a 
startling  "  Who  's  there  ?  "  was  uttered  a  few  paces 
ahead  of  him,  and  the  rattling  of  a  firelock  accom- 
panied the  challenge. 

Rory  saw  the  game  was  up,  and  that  after  all  his 


174  Rory  O'More 

former  luck,  it  was  his  fate  to  become  a  prisoner;  so 
he  approached  the  point  whence  he  was  challenged, 
and  said,  "  A  friend." 

"  Advance  and  give  the  countersign,"  said  the 
sentinel,  emerging  from  a  sentry-box. 

"  I  have  n't  sitch  a  thing  about  me,  sir,"  said  Rory. 


CHAPTER   XIII 

IN    WHICH    RORY     REMEMBERS     THE    OLD    SAYING    OF 
"  PUT  THAT  IN  YOUR  PIPE  AND  SMOKE  IT  " 

WHEN  Rory  could  not  give  the  countersign  nor 
produce  a  pass,  the  sentinel  told  him  he  was 
his  prisoner,  and  must  remain  in  his  custody  until 
the  guard  should  be  relieved  ;  to  which  Rory  made 
not  the  least  objection. 

To  all  the  soldier's  questions  as  to  where  he  had 
been  and  what  brought  him  out  at  that  hour  of  the 
night,  Rory  gave  ready  but  evasive  answers,  until,  the 
first  moment  of  surprise  being  past,  he  had  time  to 
invent  such  replies  as  would  least  embarrass  him  in 
any  subsequent  examination  he  might  undergo ;  and 
was  so  far  successful,  that  the  soldier  believed  him  to 
be  a  peasant  who  was  abroad  at  that  hour  through 
ignorance. 

Rory  now  thought  of  General  Hoche's  letter,  and 
began  to  feel  uneasy  at  the  possession  of  such  a  docu- 
ment. Under  the  surveillance  of  the  sentinel  he 
could  not  well  manage  to  tear  it ;  and  even  if  he  had, 
it  being  found  near  the  spot,  would  prove  a  suspicious 
circumstance  against  him.  In  this  dilemma,  an  in- 
genious thought  occurred  to  him.  Stooping,  as  it 
were  to  rub  his  leg,  he  soiled  his  fingers  with  the 
mud  upon  his  shoes,  and  then  introducing  his  hand 
into  the  pocket  which  held  the  letter,  he  dabbled  it 
with  the  dirt  to  take  off  its  look  of  freshness,  and 
doubled  it  together  in  narrow  folds,  so  as  to  resemble 


176  Rory  O'More 

those  billets  of  paper  which  the  Irish  peasantry  so 
commonly  stick  in  their  hats  for  the  purpose  of  light- 
ing their  pipes.  This,  the  thin  texture  of  the  foreign 
paper  enabled  him  the  better  to  do ;  and  Rory  then 
stuck  the  dangerous  document  into  his  hatband, 
where  he  trusted  to  its  remaining  without  exciting 
suspicion. 

In  about  half  an  hour  the  guard  was  relieved,  and 
Rory  was  handed  over  to  the  patrole,  who  marched 
him  into  the  guard-house  of  the  barrack,  up  to  whose 
very  walls  it  was  his  ill  luck  to  have  directed  his 
steps  on  leaving  the  colonel's  house.  Rory  entered 
the  place  of  durance  with  the  greatest  composure, 
and  began  talking  to  the  soldiers  with  the  most 
admirable  nonchalance. 

"  Faix,  I  'm  glad  I  had  the  luck  to  fall  in  with 
you  !  "  said  he,  "  for  I  did  n't  know  where  in  the 
world  to  go;  and  here  I  am  undher  a  good  roof, 
with  a  fine  fire  in  the  place." 

The  soldiers  did  not  attend  to  him  much,  but 
crowded  round  the  fire,  while  the  serjeant  went  to 
make  his  report  to  the  officer  of  the  guard  that  a 
prisoner  had  been  brought  in. 

This  officer  happened  to  be  a  very  raw  ensign, 
who  having  lately  joined,  and  being  moreover  by 
nature  a  consequential  coxcomb,  was  fond  of  giving 
himself  all  the  airs  in  which  a  position  of  authority 
could  permit  him  to  indulge,  much  to  his  own  personal 
delight  and  the  good  of  his  majesty's  service. 

When  the  serjeant  had  announced  his  own  presence 
before  his  superior  officer  by  the  respectful  enuncia- 
tion of  "  Plase  your  honour,"  he  stood  as  upright  as 
his  own  halberd  —  he  had  just  about  as  much  brains, 
—  with  his  arms  and  hands  stuck  straight  and  close 
to  his  side,  until  the  ensign  thought  fit  to  lift  his 
gooseberry  eyes  from  the  novel  he  was  reading. 


Rory  O'More  177 

When  he  vouchsafed  to  look  at  the  serjeant,  he 
said,  "  What 's  your  business  ?  " 

"  The  pattherowl,  your  honour,  has  tuk  a  presner." 

"  Where  did    they    make    the    arrest  ?  " 

"  The  rest,  your  honour  ?  there 's  no  more  o' 
them,  your  honour." 

"  I  say,  where  did  they  capture  him  ?  " 

"  Oh  !  they  did  nothing  to  him,  your  honour,  until 
they  have  your  honour's  ordhers." 

"  Confound  you !  I  say,  where  did  they  take 
him  ?  " 

"  They  have  tuk  him  into  the  guard-house,  your 
honour." 

"  You  horrid  individual !  I  mean,  where  was  he 
found  ?  " 

"  In  the  sthreet,  your  honour." 

"  You  beast !      What  street  ?  " 

"  Butthermilk  Street,  your  honour." 

"  Near  the  barrack  ?  " 

"  Yis,  your  honour." 

"  Has  he  any   accomplices  ?  " 

u  We  have   not  sarched  him  yet,  your  honour." 

"  Confound  you  !  —  I  mean,  was  he  in  company  ?  " 

"  Yis,  your  honour ;  he  says  he  was  in  company, 
but  they  turned  him  out,  your  honour." 

u  Then  he  was  alone  ?  " 

"  Yis,  your  honour." 

"  Have  you  searched  him?  " 

"  No,  your  honour." 

"  Demneetion,  sir  !  You  should  always  search  a 
prisoner  the  first  thing — you  don't  know  but  a 
prisoner  may  have  concealed  arms  or  treasonable 
papers  on  his  person.  Search  him  directly." 

"  Yis,  your  honour,"  said  the  serjeant,  raising  his 
arm  like  the  handle  of  a  pump,  and  when  he  had 
it  at  full  length,  doubling  it  up  from  his  elbow  till 
VOL.  i.  — 12 


178  Rory  O'More 

his  hand,  as  flat  as  a  fish-knife,  touched  his  head  : 
then  deliberately  reversing  all  these  motions  until  his 
arm  was  back  again  at  his  side,  he  turned  on  his  heel, 
and  was  leaving  the  room,  when  the  ensign,  calling 
him  back  again,  said,  with  an  air  of  great  authority,  — 

"  I  expect  never  to  hear  of  such  a  gross  breach  of 
discipline  and  neglect  of  duty  again  :  never  report  a 
prisoner  in  my  presence  without  being  able  to  answer 
all  such  important  questions  as  I  have  been  asking 
you ;  and  for  this  purpose  let  your  first  duty  be 
always  to  search  him  directly.  Go,  now,  and  report 
to  me  again  when  the  person  of  this  prisoner  has 
undergone  rigid  inspection.  Retire  !  " 

"  Yis,  your  honour,"  said  the  Serjeant,  repeating 
his  salute  with  his  usual  solemnity,  and  stalking  from 
the  room  into  the  guard-house. 

Now,  the  room  where  the  officer  sat  was  a  small 
apartment  partitioned  off  the  guard-house  ;  and  Rory, 
whose  ears  were  open,  heard  every  word  of  the  offi- 
cer's magniloquence  and  the  Serjeant's  stupidity  ;  and 
so  soon  as  he  heard  the  order  about  searching,  and 
the  words  "  treasonable  papers,"  he  thought  that  to 
let  the  letter  remain  in  existence  would  be  only  run- 
ning an  unnecessary  risk ;  so  he  very  deliberately 
approached  the  fire,  and  having  taken  Hoche's  letter 
from  his  hatband,  he  spoke  to  some  soldiers  who  were 
sitting  round  the  hearth  all  unmindful  of  what  was 
going  forward  between  the  officer  and  the  Serjeant, 
and,  handing  them  the  letter  twisted  up  in  the  form 
of  a  match  for  lighting  a  pipe,  he  said,  — 

"  I  beg  your  pardon  for  being  so  throublesome, 
gintlemen,  but  would  you  oblige  me  to  light  this  taste 
of  paper  for  me  to  kindle  my  pipe  ?  for  indeed  it 's 
mighty  co'wld,  and  I  'm  lost  with  the  wet." 

One  of  the  soldiers  did  as  he  required  ;  for  the 
request  was  so  natural,  and  Rory's  manner  so  cool, 


Rory  O'More  179 

that  no  suspicion  was  awakened  of  the  importance  of 
the  document  on  whose  destruction  Rory's  life  or 
death  depended,  and  the  lighted  paper  was  handed  to 
him  over  the  shoulders  of  the  party  that  enclosed  the 
fire,  and  Rory  lighted  his  pipe  with  a  self-possession 
that  would  have  done  honour  to  an  American  Indian. 
From  the  wetting  the  letter  had  sustained  while  ex- 
posed in  Rory's  hat,  it  burned  slowly  ;  so,  when  he 
heard  the  serjeant  coming  from  the  officer's  room, 
and  his  feigned  match  not  yet  consumed,  he  leaned 
over  the  back  of  the  soldier  who  had  obliged  him, 
and  saying,  "  Thank  you  kindly,  sir,"  threw  the 
remainder  of  the  paper  into  the  fire,  just  as  the  Ser- 
jeant returned  to  execute  the  ensign's  order. 

The  search  instituted  upon  Rory's  person  produced 
no  evidence  against  him.  When  it  was  over,  he  sat 
down  and  smoked  his  pipe  very  contentedly.  In  a 
few  minutes  another  prisoner  made  his  appearance, 
when  a  second  party,  who  had  been  relieving  guard, 
came  in.  This  man  was  making  loud  protestations 
that  he  was  not  the  person  the  soldiers  took  him  for ; 
but  his  declarations  seemed  to  have  no  effect  on  the 
guard. 

u  I  wonder  you  were  not  afraid  to  come  to  the 
place  again,  after  having  escaped  once  before,"  said 
one  of  the  sentinels  who  brought  him  in. 

"  I  tell  you  again,  I  never  was  there  before,"  said 
the  man. 

"  Bother  !  "  said  the  sentinel ;  "  you  won't  do  an 
old  soldier  that  way." 

"  By  this  and  by  that,"  said  the  prisoner. 

"  Whish,  whish  !  "  said  the  soldier  ;  "  sure  we  were 
looking  for  you  before :  however,  you  contrived  to 
give  us  the  slip." 

"  I  gave  you  no  slip,"  said  the  prisoner  :  "  I  tell 
you  again,  't  was  the  first  time  I  was  there." 


i8o  Rory  O'More 

"  Fudge  !  "  said  the  soldier  :  "  how  did  the  bell 
ring?" 

"  Divil  a  bell  I  rung,"  said  the  man. 

Rory  understood  in  an  instant  how  this  mystifica- 
tion took  place:  he  suspected  at  once  this  must  be 
Darby,  who  had  thrown  the  pebbles  that  startled 
Betty  so  much ;  and,  while  he  laughed  in  his  sleeve 
at  the  poor  husband  being  mistaken  for  the  person 
who  had  disturbed  the  colonel's  house,  he  continued 
to  smoke  his  pipe  with  apparent  indifference  to  all 
that  was  going  forward,  and  did  not  as  much  as  look 
up  at  the  prisoner.  It  was  absurd  and  whimsical 
enough,  certainly,  that  Betty  should  first  have  mis- 
taken him  for  Darby,  and  then  that  Darby  should 
be  mistaken  for  him  by  the  soldiers.  Darby  still 
continued  to  protest  his  innocence  of  any  pre- 
vious approach  to  the  house ;  but  the  soldiers 
could  not  be  persuaded  out  of  their  senses,  as 
they  themselves  said ;  and  so  the  affair  concluded 
by  Darby  being  desired  to  sit  down  beside  his  fel- 
low-prisoner. 

Rory  now  looked  at  him,  to  see  what  sort  of  a 
bargain  Betty  had  made'  in  a  husband,  and,  to  his 
surprise,  he  beheld  one  of  the  men  he  had  seen  in  the 
cellar.  A  momentary  look  of  recognition  passed  be- 
tween them,  and  then  they  withdrew  their  eyes,  lest 
the  bystanders  should  notice  their  intelligence. 

11  Where  will  the  adventures  of  this  night  end  !  " 
thought  Rory  to  himself. 

But  all  adventures  must  have  an  end  at  last,  and 
this  chapter  of  Rory's  accidents  came  to  a  close 
next  morning ;  in  the  mean  time,  however,  Rory 
stretched  himself  on  the  guard-bed  when  he  had 
finished  his  pipe,  and  slept  soundly.  It  may  be 
wondered  at  that  he  could  sleep  under  such  exciting 
circumstances,  and  still  in  a  perilous  situation  ;  but 


Rory  0 'More  181 

when  we  remember  all  the  fatigues  he  had  gone 
though  the  preceding  day,  it  does  not  seem  extraor- 
dinary that  sleep  should  have  favoured  one  like  Rory, 
who  was  always  full  of  hope,  and  did  not  know  what 
fear  meant. 


CHAPTER   XIV 

IN    WHICH    IT    APPEARS    THAT    ONE    MAN'S    SIN    MAY 
PROVE    ANOTHER    MAN'S    SALVATON 

IN  the  morning  he  was  awoke  by  a  prodigious 
drumming ;  and  various  other  drummings,  and 
firings,  and  trumpetings,  &c.  went  forward,  with 
paradings  and  such  military  formula  :  these  being 
finished,  Rory  and  Darby  were  conducted  from  the 
guard-house,  and  led  into  the  presence  of  the  colonel, 
whom  Rory  recognised  for  his  coal-hole  acquaintance 
of  the  preceding  night, 

Rory,  on  being  questioned  as  to  what  brought  him 
into  the  streets  at  such  an  hour,  said  that  he  was  a 
stranger  in  the  town  ;  that  it  being  market-day,  he 
went  with  a  few  "  boys  "  to  have  some  drink,  and  that 
he  become  drowsy  and  fell  asleep  in  a  public-house ; 
that  subsequently  he  was  awoke,  and  that  he  then  saw 
other  people  in  the  room  ;  that  a  quarrel  arose  ;  that 
they  did  not  seem  to  like  his  company,  and  "  at  last," 
said  Rory,  "  they  gave  me  a  hint  to  go." 

"  What  hint  did  they  give  you  ?  "  said  the  colonel. 

"  They  kicked  me  down  stairs,  your  honour,"  said 
Rory. 

A  laugh  followed  Rory's  exposition  of  what  a  hint 
was.  "  That 's  rather  a  strong  hint,"  said  the  colonel. 

"  I  thought  so  myself,  your  honour,"  said  Rory  ; 
"  and  so  when  they  kicked  me  down  stairs,  I  sus- 
pected it  was  time  to  go." 

"  But,  my  good  fellow,"  said  the  colonel,  noticing 


Rory  O'More  183 

Rory's  fine  proportions  and  bold  eye,  though  Rory 
endeavoured  to  look  as  innocent  as  he  could,  "  I 
don't  think  you  seem  like  a  fellow  that  would  take 
such  a  hint  quietly." 

"  Why,  your  honour,  I  'm  behowlden  to  you  for 
your  good  opinion,  and  indeed  it  's  thrue,  I  'm  proud 
to  say  ;  but  what  could  I  do  agin  a  dozen  ?  I  offered 
to  bate  them  all  round  singly  ;  but  they  would  not 
listen  to  rayson,  and  so  they  shoved  me  outside  the 
door;  and  there  I  was  in  the  sthreet,  knowin'  no 
more  than  the  child  unborn  where  to  turn,  or  where 
to  go  look  for  a  bed." 

u  I  '11  have  the  keeper  of  that  public-house  punished 
for  having  it  open  at  such  an  hour.  —  Where  is  it  ?  " 

"  Indeed  and  I  don't  know,"  said  Rory. 

The  colonel  looked  incredulous.  He  questioned 
Rory  more  closely,  who  fenced  very  ingeniously  ; 
but  still  the  suspicions  of  the  colonel  were  excited, 
and  he  said  at  last, — 

"  Your  account  of  yourself,  my  good  fellow,  is 
rather  confused." 

"  No  wondher,  your  honour,  when  I  was  dhrunk 
all  the  time." 

"  That  won't  do,"  said  the  colonel,  who  continued 
in  a  severer  tone,  — "I  suspect  you  're  a  deep  fellow, 
sir,  and  know  more  than  you  choose  to  tell,  and 
therefore  I  '11  hand  you  over  to  the  Serjeant.  —  Here, 
Serjeant."  That  functionary  advanced.  "  Serjeant," 
said  the  colonel,  "  take  this  fellow  to  the  halberds, 
—  let  the  drummers  give  him  a  dozen,  and  see  if 
that  will  refresh  his  memory." 

Rory's  heart  almost  burst  with  indignation  at  the 
thought  of  the  degradation,  and  he  became  first  red 
as  crimson  and  then  pale  as  death  with  rage. 

"  Ha  !  "  said  the  colonel,  seeming  to  enjoy  the 
pallor  his  threat  had  produced,  and  which  he  mistook 


1 84  Rory  0" More 


for  fear,  —  "  we  '11  see,  my  fine  fellow,  what  you 
think  of  the  hints  the  drummers  will  give  you  !  " 

In  an  instant  Rory's  invention  came  to  his  aid  ; 
and  though,  could  he  have  indulged  his  desire,  he 
would  have  had  the  colonel  placed  before  him  on 
equal  terms,  and  could  have  plucked  out  his  tyran- 
nous heart  for  the  degradation  he  would  inflict  on 
him,  still  he  kept  down  his  rising  wrath,  and  let 
finesse  accomplish  what  he  knew  force  could  never 
achieve  :  so,  with  as  much  calmness  as  he  could 
muster,  he  said,  — 

"  I  'd  be  sorry,  sir,  to  put  the  sarjeant  to  so  much 
throuble ;  and,  if  you  '11  be  good  enough  to  clear  the 
room,  I  '11  tell  you  something  you  'd  like  to  know, 
sir." 

u  You  may  tell  it  out  before  all,"  said  the  colonel. 

"  Plaze  your  honour,"  said  Rory,  who  now  had 
recovered  his  self-command,  and  enjoyed  the  thought 
of  foiling  cruelty  by  craft,  — "your  honour,  it 's  some- 
thing you  would  n't  be  plazed  every  one  should  hear." 

"  How  should  n't  I  be  pleased  ?  There  's  nothing 
you  can  tell,  fellow,  that  I  should  care  if  the  whole 
world  knew." 

"  Av  coorse  not,  your  honour,"  said  Rory  with 
affected  reverence ;  "  but  at  the  same  time,  if  you 
b'lieve  me,  sir,  it  will  be  betther  for  no  one  but 
yourself  to  know  of  it." 

"  Clear  the  room,  then,"  said  he  to  the  Serjeant. 
"You  may  remain,  Mr.  Daw."  This  was  said  to 
the  ensign  who  was  officer  of  the  guard. 

"  No  one  but  yourself,  if  you  plaze,  your  honour," 
said  Rory. 

The  colonel  at  first  imagined  that  this  was  some 
desperate  fellow  who  had  concealed  arms  about 
him,  and  meant  to  take  his  life ;  but  remembering  he 
had  been  searched  in  the  guard-house,  his  personal 


Rory  O'More  185 

security  no  longer  was  matter  of  question,  and  there 
was  a  certain  meaning  that  Rory  threw  into  his 
manner,  which  influenced  him  to  grant  the  prisoner's 
request  to  be  alone  with  him. 

"  Well,  what 's  this  wonderful  secret  you  Ve  to 
tell  ?  "  said  the  colonel  when  they  were  alone. 

"  Why,  sir,"  said  Rory,  affecting  great  embarrass- 
ment, and  rubbing  his  hand  up  and  down  the  table 
before  which  he  stood,  as  if  he  were  ashamed  of  what 
he  had  to  communicate,  "  I  'm  loath  to  tell  you 
a'most,  sir,  begging  your  honour's  pardon  ;  but " 

"  Quick,  sir,  quick  !  "   said  the  colonel  impatiently. 

u  It  's  all  thrue  what  I  towld  you,  sir,  about  bein'  a 
sthranger  in  the  town,  and  coming  over  jist  to " 

"The  fact,  sirrah!"  said  the  colonel,  —  "the 
fact,  —  tell  me  what 's  this  secret  of  yours  ?  " 

"  Yis,  your  honour,  that 's  what  I  want  to  intense 
your  honour  about." 

"  You  'd  insense  any  one  with  your  delay,  fellow. 
Come  to  the  fact,  I  tell  you  —  What 's  this  secret  ?  " 

Rory  fixed  his  eyes  on  the  colonel  while  he  pro- 
ceeded, — 

"You  see,  sir  —  I  beg  your  honour's  pardon,  and 
hope  you  won't  be  offinded  with  me  —  but  in  the 

regard  of  Misther "and  he  lowered  his  voice 

to  a  mysterious  pitch. 

"  Who  ?  "  said  the  colonel,  on  whom  Rory  had 
his  eye  fixed  like  a  hawk. 

"  Misther  Scrubbs,  sir,"  said  Rory. 

The  colonel  winced  :  Rory  saw  he  had 

"  'Tented  him  to  the  quick  ;  " 

and  now  felt  that  the  game  was  in  his  hands. 

"  What  of  him  ?  "  said  the  colonel  recovering  him- 
self, but  yet  with  a  very  altered  tone  of  voice  to  that 
in  which  he  had  hitherto  pursued  his  interrogatories. 


186  Rory  O'More 

"Why,  sir,  your  honour  —  you'll  excuse  me,  I 
hope, —  I  would  n'toffind  your  honour  for  the  world, 
—  but  I  thought  it  best  not  to  mention  any  thing 
about  it  while  the  people  was  here,  becaze  people  is 
curious  sometimes  and  might  be  makin'  their  re- 
marks ;  and  I  thought  I  could  betther  give  your 
honour  a  hint  when  nobody  would  be  the  wiser  of  it." 

"  I  'm  not  any  wiser  myself  of  it  yet,"  said  the 
colonel. 

41  No,  of  coorse,  your  honour,  seein'  I  was  loath  to 
mention  the  thing  a'most,  for  fear  of  your  honour 
thinkin'  I  was  takin'  a  liberty  ;  but  the  misthiss  — 

Misses  Scrubbs  I  mane,  your  honour- "  and 

Rory  here  stuck  his  eyes  into  the  colonel  again. 

"  Well  ?  "  said  the  colonel. 

"  I  knew  she  was  over  here  with  a  frind,  your 
honour,  and  I  knew  that  she  did  not  expec'  the 
masther  down  —  the  collecthor,  I  mane." 

"  Well,"  said  the  colonel. 

"And  I  thought  it  best  to  tell  her  that  I  heerd 
the  masther  is  comin'  down  to-morrow,  and  av 
coorse  your  honour  knows  he  would  not  be  plazed  if 
the  misthiss  was  n't  in  the  place,  and  might  suspect, 
or  the  like.  I  hope  your  honour  is  not  offinded." 

The  emphasis  on  "your  honour  knows"  and  "  sus- 
pect "  was  accompanied  by  sly  smiles  and  winks,  and 
significant  nods;  and  the  colonel  saw  clearly  that 
Rory  was  possessed  of  the  knowledge  of  his  intrigue 
with  Mrs.  Scrubbs,  and  that  the  best  thing  he  could 
do  was  to  make  him  his  friend ;  so  he  said  very 
gently,  — 

"  Offended  !  my  good  fellow,  not  at  all.  And  so 
you  came  over  to  tell  your  mistress  ?  " 

"  I  thought  it  best,  sir ;  for  indeed  she  is  a  pleasant 
lady,  and  I  would  n't  for  the  world  that  she  'd  get 
into  throuble,  nor  your  honour  aither." 


Rory  0' More  187 

u  Well,  here  's  something  to  drink  my  health." 

"  Oh,  your  honour,  sure  I  would  n't." 

"  I  insist  upon  it,"  said  the  colonel,  forcing  five 
guineas  into  Rory's  hand,  who  did  all  in  his  power 
not  to  take  them ;  for,  though  he  hesitated  not  to 
execute  this  manreuvre  to  save  his  life,  he  did  not 
like  receiving  money  on  a  false  pretence. 

u  Indeed,  thin,  I  never  intended  to  take  money, 
nor  to  tell  your  honour  of  it  at  all  —  only  the 
misthiss,  but  for  the  quare  accident  that  brought  me 
before  your  honour." 

"  I  'm  glad  I  've  seen  you,"  said  the  colonel,  "  to 
reward  your  fidelity  to  your  mistress  :  she  shall  be 
home  before  to-morrow." 

"  Throth,  then,  I  pity  her  'to  be  obleeged  to  lave 
so  iligant  a  gintleman." 

"  Hush  !  "  said  the  colonel. 

"  Mum !  "  said  Rory,  winking  and  laying  his 
finger  on  his  nose :  "but  sure  you  're  the  divil  among 
the  women,  colonel !  " 

The  colonel  was  pleased  at  the  compliment  paid  to 
his  gallantry  ;  and  merely  saying  to  Rory,  "  Be  dis- 
creet," he  called  in  the  persons  who  were  waiting  in 
wonder  outside  to  know  what  important  communi- 
cation had  been  going  forward. 

"  This  man  is  free,"  said  the  colonel  :  "  I  'm  quite 
satisfied  with  his  explanations.  And,  serjeant,  take 
him  with  you  to  the  adjutant's  office,  and  let  him 
have  a  pass." 

This  was  a  bit  of  finesse  on  the  colonel's  part,  to 
make  it  appear  that  it  was  on  public,  not  private 
grounds,  he  gave  Rory  his  freedom ;  for  at  this 
period,  a  pass  from  a  commanding  officer  empowered 
the  bearer  to  go  unmolested  at  all  hours,  and  was 
entrusted  only  to  emissaries  or  known  friends  of 
government. 


i88  Rory  0 'More 


The  colonel  was  so  thrown  off  his  guard  by  Rory's 
ruse  de  guerre,  that  he  never  asked  his  name  ;  so  Rory 
obtained  his  pass  without  being  known,  and  then 
turned  his  face  homeward.  As  he  rattled  along  the 
road,  high  in  spirits,  as  men  always  are  when  they 
have  conquered  difficulties,  his  head  was  in  a  whirl  at 
the  retrospect  of  the  various  adventures  which  had 
befallen  him  within  four-and-twenty  hours. 

"  First,  I  meet  French  missionaries "  (he  meant 
emissaries,  but  no  matter),  — u  thin  I  get  all  the 
news  o'  what 's  goin'  on  that  will  astonish  the  world, 
—  thin  I  get  a  rale  letther  from  Gineral  Heche  — 
Ah  !  there  's  the  murdher  !  —  the  letter's  gone.  Bad 
cess  to  it !  why  could  n't  I  conthrive  to  keep  it  ? 
But  no  matther  —  afther  all,  it  might  be  worse,  sure ; 
if  't  was  found  I  'd  be  hanged.  —  Not  that  I  'd  care  so 
much  for  that,  as  the  thing  being  blown.  —  Indeed,  I 
might  ha'  been  hanged  maybe,  afther  all;  only  I 
knew  about  the  colonel's  purty  doings.  —  Well,  well, 
—  to  think  that  the  sins  of  one  woman  should  save 
the  life  of  another  man  !  But  that 's  the  will  o'  God 
and  the  blessed  Vargin.  —  And  to  think  I  should  not 
only  get  home  safe,  but  have  five  goolden  guineas  in 
my  pocket  into  the  bargain  !  — Throth,  Rory,  luck's 
on  your  side,  my  boy !  " 

Now,  it  was  not  merely  luck  was  on  Rory's  side, 
for  hetu;  Tied  all  the  accidents  to  good  account,  which 
would  have  been  thrown  away  on  a  fool;  and  this, 
after  all,  is  what  makes  the  difference,  in  ninety-nine 
cases  out  of  every  hundred,  between  a  lucky  and  an 
unlucky  man.  The  unlucky  man  often  plays  life's 
game  with  good  cards  and  loses ;  while  the  lucky 
man  plays  the  same  game  with  bad  ones,  and  wins. 
Circumstances  are  the  rulers  of  the  weak  ;  —  they 
are  but  the  instruments  of  the  wise. 


.       CHAPTER   XV 

BEING    A    MIXTURE    OF    ROMANCE    AND    REALITY 

THE  interest  which  De  Lacy  felt  on  Rory's 
return,  in  listening  to  the  important  intelligence 
he  brought,  was  mingled  with  amusement  at  the  ad- 
venturous way  in  which  he  had  conducted  the  enter- 
prise. The  loss  of  the  letter  he  did  not  much  regard, 
as  the  most  valuable  information  it  could  have  con- 
veyed was  in  his  possession,  namely,  the  preparation 
of  the  extensive  armament  for  the  invasion  of  the 
island  ;  and,  under  the  circumstances,  he  not  only  did 
not  blame  Rory  for  the  mishap,  but  gave  him  great 
credit  for  his  courage  and  intelligence  ;  for  Rory  had 
communicated  to  him  every  particular  of  his  adven- 
tures. De  Lacy  blamed  De  Welslcein  for  holding 
the  unlicensed  communion  Rory  described  in  his 
cellar,  and  assured  O'More  he  was  not  aware  that 
such  was  the  smuggler's  practice  when  he  sent  him 
on  his  mission. 

"You  don't  imagine,  Rory,  that  I  would  counte- 
nance nor  be  the  companion  of  such  ruffians  ?  " 

44  To  be  sure  you  would  n't,  sir,"  said  Rory;  "and 
I  hope  you  don't  think  I  'd  suppose  such  a  thing." 

"  No ;  but  as  you  were  sent  there  by  me,  1  wish 
you  to  understand " 

"  Oh,  sir,  I  don't  mind  such  a  thrifle,"  said  Rory. 

"  I  don't  think  it  a  trifle,"  said  De  Lacy. 

"  But  sure,  if  it  was  you  was  there,  of  coorse  he 
would  n't  have  done  the  like  by  you,  sir." 


Rory  0' More 

"  He  dare  not,  the  rascal !  but  that 's  not  enough  -, 
he  should  n't  have  treated  my  agent  so :  but,  to 
be  sure,  in  these  affairs  one  must  not  be  too  par- 
ticular. They  say  poverty  makes  men  acquainted 
with  strange  bedfellows;  and  revolutions  must  do 
the  same  thing." 

Yet,  much  as  De  Lacy  strove  to  reconcile  the 
thing  to  his  feelings,  his  delicacy  revolted  at  the  scene 
of  brutal  debauch  that  Rory,  a  pure-hearted  peasant, 
was  made  the  witness  and  partly  the  partaker  of. 
De  Lacy  was  in  every  way  an  enthusiast :  he  believed 
in  that  high  standard  of  human  virtue  which  could 
sacrifice  all  for  virtue's  sake  ;  his  love  of  liberty  was 
pure,  —  unstained  by  one  unholy  motive,  and  how- 
ever much  he  might  be  blamed  by  those  who  thought 
the  cause  in  which  he  was  engaged  unjustifiable,  or 
even  flagitious,  his  motives  at  least  were  high  and 
noble :  they  might  be  called  mistaken,  but  not 
unworthy. 

His  profession  as  a  soldier,  his  present  exploit  as 
a  patriot,  and  his  love  as  a  man,  were  all  undertaken 
and  pursued  with  a  feeling  belonging  rather  to  the 
age  of  chivalry  than  the  time  in  which  he  lived.  Or 
it  might  be  perhaps  more  truly  said,  belonging  to  his 
own  particular  period  of  existence,  —  that  glorious 
spring-time  when  every  leaf  of  life  is  green,  and  the 
autumn  of  experience  has  not  laid  the  withering  tint 
of  distrust  upon  one.  The  age  of  chivalry,  did  I 
say  ?  Every  young  and  noble  heart  has  its  own  age 
of  chivalry  ! 

De  Lacy's  love  has  been  once  mentioned  before  — 
at  least  glanced  at ;  and  it  may  be  as  well  to  give 
some  slight  notion  of  that  event,  so  interesting  in 
most  people's  lives.  Not  that  De  Lacy's  love  has 
much  to  do  with  the  events  about  to  be  recorded ;  but 
as  it  will  be  necessary  to  touch  upon  it  perhaps  else- 


Rory  O'More  191 

where,  the  reader  may  just  be  given  a  peep  into  the 
affair :  besides,  it  will  help  to  exhibit  the  refined 
nature  of  De  Lacy's  mind. 

He  had  left  behind  him  in  Paris  a  girl  to  whom  he 
was  deeply  attached,  and  by  whom  he  believed  him- 
self to  be  ardently  beloved.  But  Adele  Verbigny 
was  unworthy  of  such  a  love  as  De  Lacy's,  inasmuch 
as  she  could  not  understand  it.  Love  was  with  her 
a  necessity  :  she  thought  it  quite  indispensable  that 
every  young  lady  should  have  a  lover ;  and  if  that 
lover  was  a  hero,  so  much  the  better.  Now,  De 
Lacy  happened  to  be  a  handsome  fellow  and  a  soldier ; 
and  when  he  volunteered  to  undertake  the  dangerous 
mission  to  Ireland,  she  was  charmed,  because  that 
her  Horace  should  be  the  "  saviour  of  a  nation,"  &c. 
&c.  she  considered  a  triumph  to  herself.  So,  babbling 
in  the  exaggerated  jargon  of  the  feverish  time  in  which 
she  spoke,  she  said  she  offered  up  the  hopes  of  her 
heart  upon  the  altar  of  Freedom,  and  desired  him  go 
and  disenthral  his  native  land  from  the  yoke  of 
tyranny,  and  return  crowned  with  laurels  to  enjoy 
her  love. 

De  Lacy  believed  the  little  Parisian  felt  all  she 
said,  and  loved  her  better  than  ever.  While  he  was 
yet  uncertain  of  the  moment  of  his  departure,  he 
received  a  peremptory  summons  from  the  Directory  to 
start  immediately  with  a  government  courier  to  the 
coast.  He  hastened  to  the  house  of  Adele  to  take 
a  tender  farewell.  Her  mother  met  him  as  he  entered 
the  apartment. 

"  Hush  !  "   said  she ;  "  Adele  sleeps." 

"  I  have  not  a  moment  to  wait,"  said  De  Lacy ; 
"  I  'm  summoned  on  the  instant  to  depart." 

"You  see  she  sleeps,"  said  the  mother:  "  she  cried 
so  much  last  night  at  the  separation  of  the  lovers  in 
the  play,  that  she  was  quite  overcome.  Her  nerves 


192  Rory  0' More 

have  been  shattered  all  day,  and  she  went  asleep  just 
now  on  the  sofa  to  restore  herself." 

"  Sweet  soul !  "  said  De  Lacy  —  "  poor  Adele  !  if 
she  wept  at  a  fictitious  separation,  what  would  she 
suffer  at  a  real  one  !  I  will  not  wake  her  —  no- 
mine be  the  pain  of  parting.  Tell  her,"  said  he 
tenderly,  and  he  looked  at  the  sleeping  girl  while  he 
spoke  to  her  mother,  —  "tell  her  I  go  to  fulfil  my 
duty  to  my  country.  I  will  return  with  its  blessings 
and  the  laurels  of  victory  to  lay  at  her  feet,  and  then 
I  shall  be  worthy  of  her."  He  knelt  to  kiss  her,  but 
paused.  "No,"  he  said,  "I  might  awake  her:  this 
is  all  I  shall  take,"  and  he  gently  drew  a  flower  from 
the  folds  of  her  dress,  —  "  't  is  a  type  of  her  beauty, 
her  sweetness,  and  her  innocence  !  "  He  then  rose 
and  hurried  to  depart.  "  Farewell,  mother,"  said 
he,  —  "permit  me  to  call  you  so, —  and  tell  Adele 
why  I  would  not  wake  her;  and  will  she  not  love  me 
the  better  when  she  knows  how  much  I  renounced 
in  relinquishing  the  parting  charm  of  a  kiss  and  a 
blessing  from  her  own  bright  lips  !  "  He  could  trust 
himself  to  say  no  more,  but  he  rushed  from  the 
house. 

The  ravings  of  De  Lacy  during  his  dangerous  ill- 
ness had  been  divided  between  the  recollection  of 
Adele  and  anticipation  of  the  intended  revolutionary 
struggle.  On  his  recovery,  however,  his  mind  reverted 
more  pleasurably  to  the  former  subject  than  the  latter ; 
for,  to  his  enfeebled  nerves,  love  was  a  theme  more 
congenial  than  war. 

In  such  a  frame  of  mind  it  was  that  De  Lacy  sat 
in  his  bedroom,  a  few  days  after  his  recovery,  with 
some  papers  lying  before  him,  and  his  eyes  resting 
on  the  flower  he  had  taken  from  the  bosom  of  Adele 
the  night  he  had  parted  from  her.  He  thought  of 
the  circumstances  of  that  parting  ;  and  as  the  sleep- 


Rory  0 'More  193 

ing  girl  was  recalled  to  his  fancy,  his  heart  went 
through  all  the  emotions  of  that  parting  again, 
through  the  influence  of  an  imagination  always  vivid, 
but  now  rendered  more  delicately  sensitive  through 
the  agency  of  that  susceptibility  of  nerve  which  the 
languor  succeeding  a  severe  illness  produces,  and  the 
fulness  of  his  heart  and  the  excitement  of  his  fancy 
found  vent  in  recording  his  farewell  and  the  emo- 
tions of  that  moment  in  verse ;  and,  dedicating  to  his 
Adele  the  inspiration  of  his  muse,  he  wrote  the 
following  — 

SONG 


Sleep,  my  love  —  sleep,  my  love, 

Wake  not  to  weep,  my  love, 
Though  thy  sweet  eyes  are  all  hidden  from  me: 

Why  shouldst  thou  waken  to  sorrows  like  mine,  love, 

While  thou  may'st,  in  dreaming,  taste  pleasure,  divine,  love  ? 

For  blest  are  the  visions  of  slumbers  like  thine,  love  — 
So  sleep  thee,  nor  know  who  says  «'  Farewell  to  theel " 


Sleep,  my  love  — sleep,  my  love, 
Wake  not  to  weep,  my  love, 

Though  thy  sweet  eyes  are  all  hidden  from  me: 
Hard  't  is  to  part  without  one  look  of  kindness, 
Yet  sleep  more  resembles  fond  love  in  its  blindness, 
And  thy  look  would  enchain  me  again  ;  I  find  less 

Of  pain  to  say,  "  Farewell,  sweet  slumb'rer,  to  thee!  " 

Thus,  in  writing  and  reading,  —  for  De  Lacy  had 
a  few  choice  books  with  him,  —  some  days  were 
passed ;  but  his  strength  began  to  return,  and  he  was 
soon  able  to  walk  abroad.  In  his  rambles,  a  book 
was  mostly  his  companion ;  and  it  was  the  frequency 
of  his  being  observed  by  the  country  people  in  the 
VOL.  i.  — 13 


194  Rory  O'More 

act  of  reading  that  he  obtained  the  name  of  "  the 
Scholar,"  for  so  he  became  universally  called  by 
the  peasants,  who  liked  him  for  his  courteous  manner, 
and  the  freedom  with  which  he  conversed  with  them. 
Who  and  what  he  was,  they  did  not  care  :  but  not 
so  little  Sweeny  and  Scrubbs,  who  used  to  exchange 
mutual  "  wonders "  with  each  other  as  to  "  What 
the  deuce  he  could  be  ?  —  What  brought  him  there  ? 
—  What  he  was  about  ?  "  &c.  &c.,  and  the  conclu- 
sion they  always  arrived  at  was,  both  shaking  their 
heads  very  significantly,  and  saying,  "Very  odd!" 
De  Lacy  avoided  the  village  in  his  walks.  In  the 
first  place,  the  retirement  of  the  quiet  banks  of  the 
river,  or  the  wildness  of  the  hills  above  it,  was  more 
congenial  to  his  temper ;  and  secondly,  he  wished 
to  keep  himself  beyond  the  range  of  observation  as 
much  as  possible.  With  reading  and  sketching,  and 
making  short  excursions  into  the  adjacent  country, 
his  days  passed  pleasantly  enough,  while  all  the  time 
he  was  taking  note  of  what  he  saw  and  heard  ;  for 
though  the  expected  assistance  from  the  Texel,  of 
which  he  was  in  daily  hopes  of  receiving  intelligence, 
rendered  it  unnecessary  to  write  to  General  Clarke 
on  the  subject,  as  the  blow  he  expected  would  be 
struck  without  any  urgency  on  his  part,  yet  his  own 
anxiety  to  acquire  a  knowledge  of  the  internal  state 
of  the  country  stimulated  his  inquiries.  Old  Phelim, 
the  schoolmaster,  was  often  questioned  on  such 
matters  :  and  his  oddity  amused,  while  his  informa- 
tion satisfied,  De  Lacy. 

It  might  be  supposed  by  the  general  reader  that, 
engaged  in  such  a  cause  as/  De  Lacy  then  was,  an 
introduction  to  the  parish  priest  would  have  been 
held  desirable  ;  but  it  was  not  so  —  far  from  it.  De 
Lacy,  in  common  with  all  the  leaders  of  the  political 
movement  then  going  forward  in  Ireland,  desired 


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to  shun  by  every  possible  means  any  contact  with 
the  priesthood.  The  results  of  the  French  Revolu- 
tion had  given  the  alarm  to  the  clergy  of  all  de- 
nominations ;  and  the  Irish  Roman  Catholic  priest, 
so  far  from  countenancing  the  introduction  of  revolu- 
tionary principles  into  Ireland,  had  refused  absolu- 
tion to  "  The  Defenders,"  a  political  union  formed 
amongst  the  lower  orders  of  the  Catholic  Irish,  to 
protect  themselves  from  the  aggressions  of  the  "  Peep- 
o'-day  Boys,"  who  were  Protestants  and  Presbyterians. 
The  dominant  party  in  Ireland  have  endeavoured  to 
propagate  the  belief  that  the  rebellion  of  1798  was 
of  religious  origin,  and  put  in  practice  for  the  murder 
of  all  the  Protestants  in  Ireland  :  but  what  is  the 
fact  ?  The  society  of  United  Irishmen  was  first 
established  in  the  North  of  Ireland,  where  the  ma- 
jority of  the  population  was  Protestant  and  Presby- 
terian. It  was  by  Protestants  and  Presbyterians  the 
society  was  founded,  and  Protestants  and  Presby- 
terians were  its  principal  leaders.  So,  to  credit  the 
Orange  account  of  the  affair,  we  must  believe  that 
the  Protestants  originated  the  ingenious  device  of 
organising  a  revolution  to  murder  themselves  ! 

The  truth  is,  the  revolution  then  contemplated  was 
purely  political.  When  the  repeated  calls  for  reform 
in  the  Irish  parliament  and  a  repeal  of  the  penal  laws 
against  Catholics  were  refused  till  disappointment 
grew  into  despair,  then,  and  not  till  then,  did  the 
people  coalesce  to  take  by  force  what  they  had  vainly 
sought  by  petition.  The  Catholics,  from  the  very 
nature  of  their  religion,  which  teaches  such  tame 
submission  to  authority,  would  never  have  dared  to 
rebel.  It  was  the  stern  Presbyterians,  reformers  by 
descent,  that  organised  the  movement  to  relieve  Ire- 
land from  the  political  degradation  in  which  she  then 
was  prostrated,  and  long  oppression  at  last  roused 


196  Rory  0' More 

the   Roman   Catholics  to  make  common  cause  with 
them. 

These  facts  I  mention,  lest  it  might  be  considered 
inconsistent  that  De  Lacy  should  not  have  been  in 
league  with  Father  Kinshela,  who,  so  far  from  coun- 
tenancing the  influence  of  Frenchmen  in  Ireland, 
considered  the  Gallic  revolution  and  all  its  emissaries 
to  be  quite  as  pestilential  as  they  were  deemed  to 
be  by  the  stanchest  Protestant  in  the  land. 


CHAPTER   XVI 

AN  "  IRISH  "  FAIR  WITH  ONLY  "  ONE  "  FIGHT  IN  IT. 
—  DE  WELSKEIN'S  METAMORPHOSES.  -*-  LEARNED 
PIGS.  ROASTED  DUCKS.  LOVE  AND  MURDER, 

ETC.  ETC. 

DE  LACY  had  been  for  some  days  in  expectation 
of  going  to  a  neighbouring  fair,  which  has  the 
reputation  of  being  a  scene  of  great  merriment  in 
Ireland,  and  a  very  characteristic  thing  ;  and  as  he 
had  never  witnessed  such  a  meeting,  his  curiosity  was 
not  a  little  excited.  It  was  agreed  that  he  and  Rory, 
as  well  as  his  sister,  with  her  suitor  Conolly,  —  who, 
by  the  way,  was  not  a  favoured,  though  a  devoted 
lover,  —  should  form  a  party,  to  which  Phelim 
O'Flanagan  begged  to  be  added,  and  the  request  was 
granted. 

"  You  must  not  expect,  though,"  said  Rory,  ad- 
dressing De  Lacy,  "  that  we  '11  have  as  much  fun  as 
usual ;  for,  you  see,  the  people  being  more  united, 
they  won't  fight  as  much  as  they  do  in  common,  and 
the  factions  is  laid  down  by  common  consint  until 
matthers  get  smooth  again  ;  —  and  when  we  have 
justice  and  happiness  among  us  once  more,  why  thin 
we  can  enjoy  our  private  battles  according  to  the 
good  owld  fashion." 

"  That 's  the  thing  that  surprises  me,"  said  De 
Lacy,  —  "  why  you  are  so  fond  of  factions.  You 
are  good-humoured  and  pleasant  fellows  enough  indi- 


Rory  O'More 


vidually  ;  but  when  a  set   of  you   get  together,  you 
scarcely  ever   part  without   fighting." 

"  Why,  you  see,  sir,"  said  Phelim,  "  it  is  the  nature 
of  man  to  be  disputaarious  in  their  various  degrees,— 
kings  for  kingdoms  —  scholars  for  argument,  and 
so  an  ;  and  the  disputaariousness  of  human  nathur 
is  as  like  to  brake  out  about  which  barony  is  the  best 
ball-players  or  hurlers,  as  if  Roosia  vindicated  Proosia, 
or  Proosia  vindicated  Roosia  :  for  you  know,  sir,  be- 
ing a  scholar,  that  the  vindicativeness  of  nations  to 
aitch  other  is  no  more  than  the  vindicativeness  of  the 
human  heart,  which  is  as  demonstherated  in  a  parish, 
or  a  barony,  or  a  townland,  or  the  like,  as  in  the  more 
circumscribed  circle  of  an  impire,  or  a  principalatine, 
all  as  one  as  a  circle  is  a  circle,  whatever  the  size 
of  it  may  be,  from  a  platther  up  to  a  cart-wheel. 
Q.  E.  D.  What  was  to  be  demonsthrated  !  "  and 
Phelim  took  snuff,  as  usual. 

"  Admirably  demonstrated  indeed  !  "  said  De  Lacy, 
maintaining  his  gravity  ;  "  but,  if  the  matter  in  dispute 
be  ball-playing  or  wrestling,  would  not  the  surest 
method  of  settling  the  business  be,  to  play  an  equal 
match  of  either  of  the  given  games,  instead  of  beating 
each  other  ?  " 

11  Arrah,    what   else   do    we   do  ?  "    said    Rory. 

"  You  always  fight  instead." 

"  But  how  can  we  help  that  ?  Sure,  we  always  do 
challenge  each  other  to  play  a  match  of  ball  or  hurl- 
ing, and  thin,  in  the  coorse  of  play,  one  man  gives  a 
false  ball,  or  another  cuts  it,  and  thin  there  's  a  dis- 
pute about  it  ;  or  in  hurlin',  the  same  way,  in  the 
hate  of  the  game,  maybe  the  fellow  before  you  is  jist 
goin'  to  have  the  ball  all  to  himself,  and  you  afther 
him,  hot  foot,  what  can  you  do  but  give  him  a  thrip  ? 
and  away  he  goes  head  over  heels,  and  if  he  's  not 
disabled,  there  's  a  chance  he  loses  his  timper,  and 


199 

comes  to  thrip  you,  — when,  maybe  he  is  not  so  ne- 
cessiated  to  thrip  you  as  you  wor  to  thrip  him,  and 
that  does  n't  stand  to  rayson  in  your  opinion,  and 
maybe  you  can't  help  givin'  him  a  clip  o'  the  hurl, 
and  down  he  goes ;  and  thin,  maybe,  one  o'  his 
barony  sees  that,  and  does  n't  think  it  raysonable,  and 
slaps  at  you,  —  and  so  on  it  goes  like  fire  among  flax, 
and  the  play  turns  into  a  fight  in  no  time ;  and, 
indeed,  in  the  long-run  we  find  't  is  the  best  way  of 
arguin'  the  point,  —  for  there  might  be  some  fractious 
sperits  would  dispute  about  the  fairness  o'  this  play, 
or  the  fairness  o'  that  play,  and  that  it  was  an  acci- 
dent settled  the  game ;  but  when  it  comes  to  rale 
fightin',  there  can  be  no  words  about  it,  —  for,  you 
see,  when  you  dhrive  every  mother's  son  o'  them 
before  you,  and  fairly  leather  them  out  o'  the  field, 
there  can  be  no  mistake  about  it." 

u  But  does  not  that  produce  bad  blood  amongst 
you  ?  "  said  De  Lacy. 

"  By  no  manes,"  said  Rory  j  "  why  should  it  ? 
Sure,  have  n't  they  the  chance  of  wollopin'  us  the 
next  time  ? " 

"And  that  perpetuates  the  dispute,"  said  De  Lacy. 

"To  be  sure,"  said  Rory,  "that's  the  fun  of  it. 
Oh,  it  would  only  be  a  cowardly  thing  to  be  always 
fightin'  a  party  you  were  sure  to  bate !  —  there  would 
be  an  end  of  the  glory  intirely." 

"  All  party,"  thought  De  Lacy,  "  is  like  Rory's 
game  of  hurling  ;  those  who  are  out  endeavour  to  trip 
up  those  who  are  in,  —  and,  in  conclusion,  the  only 
game  left  is  to  leather  them  out  of  the  field;  when  there 
can  be  no  mistake  about  it." 

It  was  the  next  day  following  Rory's  and  Phelim's 
eloquent,  lucid,  and  reasonable  exposition  of  the  ne- 
cessity and  propriety  of  party  fights,  that  the  fair  was 
holden,  and  the  party,  as  already  named,  started  for 


200  Rory  0 'More 

the  scene  of  amusement ;  —  Conolly  having  the 
honour  of  being  gentleman  in  waiting  on  Mary 
O'More,  handing  her  over  stiles,  &c. ;  Phelim  and 
Rory  bearing  De  Lacy  company. 

On  arriving  at  the  scene  of  action,  they  found  the 
fair  tolerably  "  throng,"  as  the  phrase  is  in  Ireland  ; 
and  the  moment  they  were  well  on  the  ground, 
Conolly  commenced  the  series  of  gallantries  which 
every  aspirant  to  a  pretty  girl's  favour  goes  through 
on  a  fair-day,  by  buying  a  large  stock  of  gingerbread 
cakes,  which  appeared  to  have  been  made  of  brown 
paper  and  treacle,  and  apples  to  match,  and  requesting 
the  whole  party,  including  De  Lacy,  who  was  most 
politely  solicited,  to  partake  of  the  feast.  Now,  when 
people  are  at  fairs,  it  is  a  point  of  honour  to  eat  and 
drink,  and  see  all  that  you  can, — in  short,  till  you 
can  eat, and  drink,  and  see  no  more;  and  all  the  party 
present,  except  De  Lacy,  seemed  determined  their 
honour  should  not  be  called  in  question.  The  cake 
and  apple  stands  were  generally  formed  by  the  com- 
mon car  of  the  country  being  backed  into  whatever 
position  it  could  take  up  on  the  fair-ground  ;  and  the 
horse  being  unyoked,  a  forked  pole  of  sufficient 
strength  was  stuck  in  the  ground,  and  the  back-band 
of  the  car  being  deposited  between  the  prongs,  it  at 
once  obtained  support ;  after  which  some  wattles 
(long  supple  boughs)  being  bent  over  the  vehicle,  a 
quilt  was  thrown  across  these  rustic  rafters,  to  form 
an  awning,  and  the  cakes  and  apples  were  spread  on 
some  sacks,  perhaps,  or  something  equally  coarse,  — 
any  thing,  in  short,  to  cover  the  bare  boards  of  the 
car,  that  probably  carried  a  load  of  sand  or  earth,  or 
something  not  so  agreeable,  the  day  before,  and  was 
now  at  once  converted  into  a  cake-shop.  In  one 
corner  of  the  concern,  a  glass  and  a  black  bottle, 
with  something  in  /V,  were  to  be  seen;  and  under  the 


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car,  from  the  middle  of  a  bundle  of  straw,  you  might 
perceive  the  muzzle  of  a  large  jar  protruding,  whence 
the  black  bottle  could  be  replenished  as  occasion 
required. 

Booths  were  erected  for  the  accommodation  of  those 
who  chose  to  dance,  and  drink  to  refresh  themselves  ; 
and  both  these  amusements,  —  that  is  to  say,  dancing 
and  drinking,  —  seemed  to  be  the  staple  commodities 
or  the  fair,  even  at  an  early  hour;  but  the  dancing- 
tents  were  not  in  their  full  glory  till  much  later  in 
the  day. 

There  was  throwing  for  gingerbread,  and  other 
amusements  incidental  to  such  scenes;  but  nothing 
very  stirring  in  this  line  seemed  as  yet  to  have  set  in. 
So  the  party  strolled  on  through  the  crowd  ;  Rory  re- 
marking to  De  Lacy  as  they  went,  that  he  told  him 
there  would  be  little  or  no  fun  —  u  And  you  see  how 
quiet  they  are,"  said  Rory. 

"  God  save  you,  Phelim,"  said  a  well-dressed  peasant. 

"  God  save  you  kindly,"  answered  Phelim. 

"  How  does  the  gossoons  do  without  you,  Phelim, 
agra?" 

"  Oh,  I  gev  the  craythurs  a  holiday,"  said  Phelim. 
"  I  don't  like  to  be  too  hard  on  them.  Exercise 
is  good  for  the  gossoons  when  they  are  at  college, 
for  larnin'  lies  heavy  on  the  stomach." 

"  Thrue  for  you,  Phelim.  Not  that  I  know  much 
about  larnin' ;  but  1  know  you  must  n't  brake  the 
heart  of  a  young  cowlt." 

And  so  saying,  off  Phelim's  friend  went. 

They  now  approached  a  portion  of  the  fair  where 
sales  of  cattle  were  going  forward. 

"  How  is  the  bastes  goin'  ?  "  said  Rory  to  a  farmer. 

"  Indeed,  it 's  back  they  '11  be  goin',"  said  the 
farmer  :  "  there 's  no  prices  at  all  here  —  that  is,  for 
bastes;  but  I  hear  pigs  is  lively." 


202  Rory  0" More 

"  What 's  thim  I  see  up  on  the  hill  ? "  said  Rory. 
u  Is  it  sogers  ?  " 

"  No  less,"  said  the  farmer ;  "  though,  indeed, 
they  might  save  themselves  the  throuble,  —  they  kem 
here  to  watch  us  ;  but  there  won't  be  a  blow  sthruck 
to-day." 

"  Thrue  for  you,"  said  Rory  ;  and  so  they  parted. 

They  next  approached  a  show-box,  where  an  ex- 
hibition of  Punch  and  Judy  seemed  to  give  great 
amusement.  That  interesting  domestic  history  was 
about  half-way  through  when  our  hero  and  his  party 
arrived  ;  and  Rory  had  been  telling  in  a  hasty  manner 
to  Mary  the  nature  of  Punch's  adventures,  as  they 
approached.  "  Make  haste,  now,"  said  Rory,  "  for 
it 's  better  nor  a  play.  I  seen  a  play  when  I  was  in 
Dublin ;  but  Punch  and  Judy  is  worth  two  of  it. 
Run  !  run  !  there  he  is  goin'  to  kill  his  wife  and  child, 
the  comical  owld  blackguard  !  " 

They  arrived  in  time  to  witness  the  death  of  Mrs. 
Punch  and  the  child,  and  then  the  doctor  was  sent 
for.  The  doctor  made  his  appearance;  and  Punch, 
after  his  legitimate  squeak  began, 

"  Docta-w-r ! " 

"  Sare  ?  "  said  the  doctor. 

"  Can  you  cure  my  wife  ?  " 

"  Yes,  sare." 

"  What  will  you  give  her  ?  " 

"  Some  ghost's  milk." 

Rory  started,  "  By  all  that 's  good  that 's  himself!  " 
said  he. 

"  Why,  is  it  a  rale  docthor  ?  "  said  Mary. 

"  No,   no,"    said   Rory.     "  I   was   only "   he 

paused,  and  withdrawing '  from  Mary,  he  beckoned 
De  Lacy  from  the  group,  and  said,  "  That 's  Mr. 
Devilskin  that 's  there,"  pointing  to  the  show-box. 

"  Where  ?  "    said  De  Lacy. 


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"  There,"  said  Rory,  pointing  again  ;  "  inside  the 
show-box.  I  'd  take  my  oath  it 's  him.  I  thought  I 
knew  his  voice  at  first,  but  I'd  sware  to  the  ghost's 
milk." 

And  so  it  was  De  Welskein.  It  has  been  said  he 
was  fond  of  intrigue  and  adventure,  and  he  was  quite 
in  his  element  in  thus  masquerading  it  through  the 
country ;  and  while  he  was  sowing  rebellion  from  his 
love  of  revolution,  and  reaping  profit  from  his  tobacco, 
it  was  pride  and  glory  to  him  to  be  playing  the  buf- 
foon at  the  same  time,  which  was  at  once  a  source  of 
pleasure  and  security ;  for  the  smuggler  was  never 
long  in  one  spot,  but  changing  to  different  places  in 
different  characters. 

"  I  want  to  see  him,"  said  De  Lacy,  "  and  am 
glad  of  this  chance-meeting.  We  must  watch  an 
opportunity  to  speak  to  him  when  the  show  is  over." 

While  they  were  waiting  for  this,  a  group  of  horse- 
men approached  the  show,  and  Rory  amongst  them 
saw  Squire  Ransford,  the  parson,  Sweeny,  and  Scrubbs ; 
the  latter  engaged  in  conversation  with  "  the  colonel," 
—  he  who  had  given  Rory  his  freedom  and  his  pass. 
Rory  saw  there  was  nothing  for  it  but  to  retreat,  as, 
if  he  were  seen,  his  whole  finesse  about  Mrs.  Scrubbs 
would  be  blown,  he  would  get  into  trouble,  and  his 
name  be  in  the  colonel's  possession,  who,  it  will  be 
remembered,  had  never,  in  his  hurry  to  dismiss  our 
hero,  asked  who  he  was.  Therefore,  screening  him- 
self behind  De  Lacy,  he  told  him  how  matters  stood, 
and  taking  Mary  and  Conolly  with  him,  he  left  De 
Lacy  with  Phelim  for  a  guide. — "If  we  don't  meet 
again  in  the  fair,"  said  Rory,  "  we  must  only  wait  till 
we  go  home ;  "  and  he  retired  rapidly  from  the  spot 
unobserved  by  the  horsemen  who  had  caused  his 
sudden  retreat.  Appointing  then  a  place  of  rendez- 
vous with  Mary  and  Conolly,  Rory  left  them,  and 


204  Rory  0' More 

they  returned  to  witness  the  finale  of  Punch  and 
Judy. 

Rory  pushed  his  way  through  the  principal  row  of 
booths,  where  the  dancing  and  drinking  were  going 
on  prosperously,  and  entering  that  under  whose  sign 
his  appointed  meeting  with  his  sister  and  her  cavalier 
was  to  take  place,  he  sat  down,  and  calling  for  a 
small  portion  of  drink,  refreshed  himself,  intending 
when  that  was  over  to  rest  himself  with  dancing. 
While  he  sat,  he  perceived  Regan  and  Kathleen  enter 
at  the  farther  end  of  the  booth,  and  his  heart  bounded 
at  the  sight  of  the  girl  he  loved  ;  but  his  joy  was 
damped  at  the  thought  that  in  her  brother's  presence 
he  had  better  not  approach  her.  To  his  unspeakable 
joy,  however,  he  saw  Regan  depart,  leaving  Kathleen, 
after  speaking  a  few  words  to  her ;  and  when  he  was 
some  seconds  gone,  Rory  moved  towards  the  girl  of 
his  heart  gaily,  and,  as  her  head  was  turned  away,  he 
proposed  surprising  her  by  his  presence;  so  approach- 
ing unobserved,  he  tapped  her  smartly  on  the  shoulder, 
and  had  his  most  winning  smile  ready  to  meet  her 
when  she  should  turn.  When  she  did  turn,  instead 
of  the  flush  of  joy  which  Rory  anticipated,  a  deadly 
paleness  and  a  look  of  reserve  'were  on  the  counte- 
nance of  Kathleen,  and  Rory's  blood  ran  cold  to  his 
heart. 

"  What 's  the  matther,  Kathleen  dear  ? "  said 
Rory.  —  Kathleen  could  not  answer. 

"  What  is  the  matther  !  —  for  God's  sake,  tell 
me ! "  said  Rory  impressively,  for  he  saw  by  the 
girl's  manner  that  an  unfavourable  impression  had 
been  made  upon  her  as  regarded  him. 

"  Rory,"  said  Kathleen  with  that  reproachful  tone 
which  an  offended  woman  only  can  assume, — 
"  Rory,"  said  she,  "  need  you  ask  me  ?  " 

"  What  have  I  done,  Kathleen  jewel  ?  " 


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tt  Oh,  Rory  !  so  soon  to  desaive  and  think  light 
o'  me!" 

"  Me,  Kathleen  !  —  by  all  that 's  good  — 

"  Whisht,  Rory  —  whisht  !  —  swaring  won't  make 
it  betther." 

"  But  what  is  it,  Kathleen  ?  " 

"  Oh,  Rory  !  don't  be  so  desaitful.  You  know 
you  've  wronged  me  !  " 

"  By  this  blessed  light  !  I  never  wronged  you, 
Kathleen!" — There  was  something  bearing  such 
inherent  evidence  of  sincerity  in  Rory's  manner,  that 
Kathleen  hesitated  for  a  moment,  and  looked  inquir- 
ingly into  his  face  ;  but  suddenly  withdrawing  her 
eyes  and  dropping  her  voice,  she  said,  "  I  'd  willingly 
b'lieve  you,  Rory,  —  but " 

"  But  what  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"I  don't  like  to  accuse  you,  but  you  know " 

again  she  paused. 

"  What  ?  "  said  Rory  impatiently. 

"  The  cellar,"  said  Kathleen.  —  The  word  was 
enough.  With  all  that  magic  rapidity  of  thought 
which  instantaneously  links  a  chain  of  circumstances 
together,  Rory  saw  that  his  conduct  in  De  Welskein's 
cellar  had  been  misrepresented  ;  and  when  he  remem- 
bered how  the  girl  he  had  danced  with  had  fastened 
herself  upon  him,  he  could  not  but  see  that  circum- 
stances might  be  made  to  bear  hard  against  him  in 
the  opinion  of  the  woman  he  was  courting  —  he 
was  silenced  by  Kathleen's  one  word  —  and  she  mis- 
taking his  silence  for  guilt,  was  rising  to  leave  the 
booth,  when  Rory,  taking  her  hand  and  pressing  it 
closely,  said,  . 

u  Kathleen,  you  wrong  me ;  I  know  what  you 
mane,  but " 

"  Let  go  my  hand,"  said  Kathleen.  "  You  had 
betther  look  for  the  hand  of  the  lady  you  like  so 


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much;  I  b'lieve  you  can  find  her  in  the  fair;"  and 
she  again  made  an  effort  to  go,  but  Rory  still  detained 
her. 

"  Kathleen,"  said  he,  "  it  is  only  Shan  Dhu  could 
tell  you  this,  and  I  did  not  think  he  had  so  black  a 
heart ;  for  by  this  light " 

"  Whisht !  "  said  Kathleen  in  terror,  "  lave  me, 
'ave  me;  Shan  is  coming  back — I  see  him." 

"  Well,  promise  to  meet  me  till  I  clear  myself  to 
you." 

"  Rory,  don't  be  sthriving  to  desaive  a  poor  girl  — 
go,  I  tell  you." 

"  I  won't  go  unless  you   promise." 

"  If  you  've  any  pity  for  me,  go ;  Shan  is  close 
by." 

u  Promise  !  "  said    Rory  impressively. 

"  I  will,  then,"  said   Kathleen   faintly. 

"  Meet  me  by  the  rath,  near  the  bridge,"  said 
Rory,  "  to-morrow  evening.  God  bless  you,  Kath- 
leen, and  never  b'lieve  I  have  the  heart  "base  enough 
to  wrong  you  !  " 

So  saying,  he  kissed  her  hand  passionately  before 
she  could  withdraw  it,  and  slipping  out  through  an 
opening  in  the  side  of  the  booth,  he  left  it  without 
being  perceived  by  Regan.  Poor  Rory  was  heartsick 
at  the  thought  of  Kathleen's  coldness,  and  he 
looked  forward  with  the  impatience  and  longing  of  a 
child  for  the  morrow's  evening,  which  he  hoped  would 
serve  to  chase  every  doubt  from  her  mind.  While 
he  was  moving  through  the  crowd,  his  attention  was 
attracted  by  a  party  of  mummers,  who  were  parading 
up  and  down  on  a  platform,  in  dirty  rags  sprinkled 
with  rusty  spangles,  and  amongst  them  he  recognised 
the  girl  that  had  been  so  sweet  on  him  in  the  cellar; 
he  then  remembered  Kathleen's  saying,  "  I  b'lieve 
you  can  find  her  in  the  fair,"  and  the  thought  struck 


Rory  O'More  207 

mm  that  Regan  might  have  even  pointed  out  the 
flourishing  damsel  before  him  as  his  paramour,  and 
Rory's  shame  was  increased,  for,  with  her  ruddled 
cheeks,  short  petticoats,  and  shabby  finery,  she  was  a 
most  disgusting  object,  though  rather  a  fine  girl. 
While  Rory  looked  at  her,  he  fancied  he  caught  her 
eye  ;  and  its  brazen  glare  was  for  a  moment  darkened 
by  a  demoniac  expression,  and  instantly  withdrawn. 
He  wished  more  and  more  for  the  evening  of  the 
morrow.  On  he  went  through  the  main  chain  of 
tents,  but  seeing  the  squire  and  colonel  approaching 
again,  he  took  a  short  turn  round  one  of  the  booths 
and  avoided  them  ;  and  making  a  detour,  he  returned 
to  the  place  where  he  had  appointed  Mary  and 
Conolly  to  meet  him,  where  he  found  them  waiting. 
Joining  company,  they  commenced  another  ramble 
through  the  fair,  and  at  length  reached  a  booth  whence 
there  proceeded  much  laughter,  and  at  the  door  of 
which  a  bespangled  buffoon  was  inviting  the  people 
to  enter  and  see  the  wonderful  conjuror  who  could 
tell  fortunes  on  cards  and  cure  all  sorts  of  diseases. 
This  promised  much  diversion,  and  the  laughter  con- 
tinuing to  appeal  to  the  curiosity  of  those  outside,  a 
fresh  party,  including  our  hero,  his  sister,  and  her 
admirer,  entered.  Here  they  saw  a  man  in  a  bag-wig 
and  cocked-hat,  laced  coat  and  ruffles,  performing 
various  sleight-of-hand  tricks  with  cards,  and  other 
feats  of  legerdemain  ;  and  after  making  his  beholders' 
eyes  the  size  of  saucers  with  wonder,  and  their  mouths 
of  equal  capacity,  he  proceeded  to  offer  for  sale  various 
nostrums  for  the  cure  of  diseases ;  amongst  others, 
he  produced  one  which  he  protested  most  solemnly 
was  superior  to  ghost's  milk. 

"  Devilskin  again  !  "  said  Rory  to  himself;  "  Devil- 
skin,  sure  enough !  —  more  than  the  skin,  by  my 
sowl,  for  I  think  he  's  the  d — 1  himself!  " 


208  Rory  O'More 

Here  was  another  metamorphose  of  the  French- 
man. He  was  in  his  glory  :  he  had  a  stall  in  the 
fair,  in  good  hands,  for  the  sale  of  tobacco,  and  he 
was  masquerading  it  and  making  money  in  another 
quarter  :  a  French  agent  in  the  middle  of  the  fair, 
where  the  army  were  lookers-on  to  see  that  no  mis- 
chief was  going  forward  ;  —  this  was  his  glory,  the 
intrigue  and  romance  delighted  him. 

Rory  left  the  booth  —  he  did  not  wish  to  meet  De 
Welskein's  eye  :  not  that  he  feared  him  —  he  could 
not  tell  very  well  himself  the  precise  cause  of  his  dis- 
like to  be  recognised  by  the  smuggler;  but  there  was 
an  undefined  feeling  about  Rory,  that  rather  shrunk 
from  having  any  thing  to  do  with  one  who  seemed 
invested  with  mysterious  power. 

He  awaited  outside  the  booth  the  egress  of  his  sister 
and  Conolly,  who  suggested  that  it  was  time  to  get 
something  for  dinner.  To  this  Rory  assented  ;  for, 
notwithstanding  that  his  meeting  with  Kathleen  had 
damped  his  enjoyment,  his  appetite  was  of  too  keen 
and  hale  a  nature  to  be  influenced  by  a  frown  from 
his  mistress,  as  those  of  more  refined  lovers  are  said 
to  be. 

"  Not  that  I  'm  very  hungry,"  said  Rory. 

"  'Faith,  then  I  am,"  said  Conolly  ;  "  for  exceptin' 
five  or  six  dozen  o'  gingerbread  and  a  score  o'  apples 
or  so,  between  us,  Mary  and  I  have  not  tasted  any 
thing  to  signify." 

"You  were  drinking  my  health  very  often,  too," 
said  Mary. 

"Phoo,  —  what  signifies  three  or  four  quarts  o' 
porther ! " 

While  we  leave  this  hungry  party  looking  for  their 
dinner,  let  us  return  to  De  Lacy  and  Phelim,  whom 
we  left  opposite  De  Welskein's  show-box. 

De  Lacy  took  his  opportunity  of  speaking  to  the 


Rory  O'More  209 

smuggler,  whom  he  followed  by  signal  to  a  booth ; 
and  leaving  Phelim  standing  outside,  he  entered  the 
booth,  and  a  rude  curtain  was  drawn  across  the  ori- 
fice by  which  they  came  in.  De  Lacy  now  found 
himself  in  a  small  canvas  apartment,  from  which, 
through  the  division  in  another  curtain,  he  saw  into  a 
large  space  beyond  the  sentry-box  sort  of  place  in 
which  he  stood. 

"Dis  my  teatre,"  said  De  Welskein. 

"  What    do    you    want    a    theatre    for  ? " 

u  To  'muse  mysef — blind  de  vulgare — mak 
romaunce  —  y  aime  les  aventures^  vous  savez,  monsieur  " 

"I    thought,    smuggling " 

"  Sare  !  "  said  De  Welskein  with  dignity. 

"  I  mean,  your  mercantile  pursuits  would  have 
given  you  enough  of  employment." 

41  Bah!  —  bagatelle!  — •  ever  boddee  can  be  mar- 
chand ; — bote  for  les  intrigues " 

"That    requires  a  man  of  genius,"  said  De  Lacy. 

"Ah! — b'leeve  so,  indeet,"  said  De  Welskein 
with  great  self-complacency. 

"  But  then  your  political  mission,  is  not  that 
enough  to  fill  up  any  spare  time  you  can  withhold 
from  your  mercantile  pursuits  ?  " 

"  Yais  —  c'est  vrai  —  ordinairement  —  for  most  pee- 
pel ;  —  but  me  —  love  intrigue  —  romaunce  —  ha  !  ha  ! 

—  besise  —  more  hard  for  discover  to  certen  persun. 
Dis  day,  marchand  —  to-mawrow,  Ponshe  an'  Joodee 

—  now  me  shange  agen." 

Here  he  threw  off  his  coat,  and  proceeded  to  take 
out  of  a  canvas  bag  that  lay  under  some  straw  in  a 
corner,  the  laced  coat  and  cocked-hat,  wig,  &c.  in 
which  Rory  subsequently  saw  him  attired. 

"  Now,  me  go  play  Doctair  Duck." 

"  What    character    is    that  ? "    said     De    Lacy. 

"  Quaak,  quaak,  quaak,"  said  De  Welskein,  with  a 
VOL.  i.  — 14 


210  Rory  O'More 

spirit  and  vivacious  expression  worthy  of  the  comedy 
for  which  his  country  is  so  famous. 

De  Lacy  laughed  — "  And  do  you  get  fees  ?  " 

"  Certanlee  :  —  no  fee,  no  docteur  ;  sell  leetle  peels 
— cure  every  ting  —  better  dan  ghost's  milk,  Besise," 
said  he,  pulling  cards  from  his  pocket,  "here  more 
ting — hocus-pocus  —  poots  cards  in  fool's  pauket  — 
ha  !  ha  !  —  mak  dem  stare  —  tink  me  de  divil." 

"  They  're  not  far  out,"  thought  De  Lacy. 

De  Welskein  having  completed  his  attire,  painted 
his  face,  rubbed  burnt  cork  on  his  eye-brows,  and 
shaken  flour  into  his  wig,  held  some  short  conversa- 
tion on  the  state  of  affairs  over  the  water;  and  De 
Lacy,  thinking  it  better  not  to  remain  too  long  in 
such  company,  brought  his  conference  to  a  close  as 
soon  as  possible ;  and  after  telling  De  Welskein 
where  he  could  find  him,  he  drew  the  ragged  curtain, 
and  emerged  from  the  tiring-room  of  the  adventurer. 
Having  rejoined  Phelim,  he  asked  him  what  was  to 
be  done  next,  for  he  determined  to  let  Phelim  do  the 
honours  of  the  fair. 

"  I  hear  there  is  a  pig  in  the  fair,  sir,"  said  the 
cicerone. 

"I  've  seen  some  hundreds  already,"  said  De  Lacy. 

"  Oh,  you  're  very  smart  on  me  now,"  said  Phelim, 
"and  take  me  up  short;  but  the  pig  I  mane  is  a 
larned  pig." 

"  Indeed !  where  is    he  to    be  seen  ?  " 

"  Somewhere  up  here,  I  hear.  Now  I  'd  like  to 
see  that  above  all  things  ;  for  though  I  know  to  my 
cost  that  some  childhre  is  no  betther  than  pigs,  either 
in  manners  nor  intellex,  I  have  yet  to  be  insensed  how 
a  pig  can  be  equal  to  a  Chrishthan." 

They  soon  came  within  hearing  of  a  fellow  who 
was  roaring  at  the  top  of  his  voice, — 

"  Walk  in  !  walk  in!  walk  in,  ladies  and  gintlemin; 


Rory  O'More  211 

here  is  the  wondherful  larned  pig  that  knows  the  five 
quarthers  o'  the  world,  and  more; — together  with 
his  A.  B.  C.  and  apperceeand  —  and  goes  through 
his  alphibbit  backwars  ;  —  together  with  addishin, 
substhracshin,  multiplicashin,  and  divishin; — knows 
numerashin,  minshurashin,  navigashin,  and  bothera- 
shin" — (Here  the  crowd  always  laughed.) — "To- 
gether with  varrious  accomplishments  too  numerous 
to  be  minshind,  —  smokes  tabakky  and  tells  cunnun- 
dherums." 

"  Oh  !  do  you  hear  the  lies  he  's  tellin' !  "  said 
Phelim;  "sure  no  pig  could  do  the  like,  barring  one 
pig  that  is  minshind  in  anshint  histhery." 

"  I  don't  remember  that  pig,  Phelim,"  said  De  Lacy. 

"Pig — maylius  !  "  said  Phelim,  bursting  in  tri- 
umph at  having  caught  De  Lacy  in  one  of  his  old 
and  favourite  jokes. 

De  Lacy  could  not  help  laughing  at  the  poor  old 
man's  whimsical  conceit ;  and  complimenting  him 
on  his  wit,  he  proposed  to  Phelim  that  they  should 
see  if  what  was  promised  of  the  pig  were  true. 

"  Impossible  i  "  said  Phelim  ;  "  it  's  only  throwing 
away  money." 

"  We  '11  see,  at  all  events,"  said  De  Lacy,  who 
paying  sixpence,  which  was  twopence  more  than  was 
required  for  two  admissions,  he  and  the  schoolmaster 
walked  up  a  low  step-ladder,  which  led  to  the  place 
of  exhibition,  deafened,  as  they  passed  the  crier,  by  his 
vociferating,  "Step  up,  ladies  ! — jist  goin'  to  begin. 
Step  up,  step  up — all  for  tuppince — only  tuppince; 
the  larned  pig,  only  tuppince  for  minsurashin,  midita- 
shin,  contimplashin,  navigashin,  and  fow-therashin  ! " 

When  the  company  had  been  collected  in  sufficient 
quantity,  a  shrewd-looking  fellow,  fantastically  dressed, 
led  in  a  pig  by  a  string  which  was  fastened  to  a  ring 
in  the  animal's  nose. 


212  Rory  O'More 

The  pig  ascended  a  circular  platform,  in  the  middle 
of  which  a  pole  was  placed,  and  round  the  circle 
were  several  holes  cut. 

"  Now,  ladies  and  gintlemin,"  said  the  showman, 
"  this  is  the  larned  pig,  that  is  perfect  masther  of 
varrious  branches  of  idicashin  ;  and  first  and  fore- 
most, he  will  show  you  his  knowledge  of  the  five 
quarthers  o'  the  world,  aiqual  to  Captain  Cook  that 
purformed  the  circumlocution  of  the  globe.  Excuse 
me,  ladies,  till  I  give  him  his  insthrucshins." 

Here  he  put  his  mouth  to  the  pig's  ear,  and  the 
pig  grunted.  "  He  says  he  is  happy  to  have  the 
honour  of  your  company,  ladies." 

Here  the  showman  was  encouraged  by  a  laugh  from 
the  spectators,  who,  all  being  willing  to  be  pleased, 
laughed  at  a  trifle. 

"  What  did  he  say  to  him,  do  you  think  ?  "  said 
Phelim  to  De  Lacy  confidentially. 

"  I  suppose  he  gave  him  a  pig's  whisper,"  said  De 
Lacy. 

"  Good,  sir,  good,"  said  Phelim,  "  by  dad  !  you  're 
always  ready  —  a  pig's  whisper!  —  well  I'll  never 
forget  that ! " 

The  showman  now  laid  four  pieces  of  card,  with 
the  names  of  the  four  quarters  of  the  world  written 
upon  them,  over  four  holes  on  the  opposite  parts  of 
the  circle,  and  said, — 

"  Now,  ladies,  which  o'  the  five  quarthers  o'  the 
world  shall  this  wondherful  scholar  show  you?  — 
Europe,  Asia,  Afrikay,  or  Amerikay  ?  " 

"  Amerikay,  if  you  plaze,  sir,"  said  a  woman,  who 
blushed  excessively  at  hearing  the  sound  of  her  own 
voice  in  public. 

"  Sartinly,  ma'am.     Show  the  lady  Amerikay,  sir." 

The  animal  now  got  a  pull  of  the  string,  and  he 
began  poking  his  nose  round  the  circle,  and  at  last 


Rory  0" More  213 

stopped  at  the  quarter  named,  and  shoved  the  card 
from  over  the  hole. 

Great  applause  followed,  and  the  showman  re- 
warded the  pig  by  giving  him  an  acorn.  De  Lacy 
saw  at  once  how  the  trick  was  done  ;  but  to  Phelim's 
question  of  "  Arrah,  how  did  he  do  that  ?  "  he  made 
no  reply  for  the  present. 

The  showman  was  about  to  remove  the  cards, 
when  Phelim  interrupted  him  :  — 

"  You  said,  sir,  you  'd  show  the  five  quarthers  o' 
the  world  by  manes  o'  your  pig;  and  indeed  if  he 
knows  five  quarthers,  it  's  more  than  I  know." 

"  To  be  sure  he  knows  more  than  you  know,"  said 
the  showman. 

A  burst  of  merriment  followed  this  hit :  for  many 
of  the  spectators  knew  Phelim,  and  that  a  pig  should 
be  said  to  know  more  than  he  did,  delighted  them. 
When  the  laugh  subsided  Phelim  continued  :  — 

"  Maybe  you  don't  know,  my  good  fellow  that 
you  are  addhressing  a  philomath  ? " 

«  A  what  ?  " 

"  A  philomath,  sir." 

The  showman  now  turned  to  the  pig,  and  putting 
his  mouth  to  his  ear,  as  before,  said,  — 

"  Can  you  tell  me  what  is  a  filly-mat  ?  "  -  The 
pig  grunted  again. 

"  He  says,  a  filly-mat  is  a  grumblin'  owld  fellow." 

Another  laugh  against  Phelim  succeeded  the  show- 
man's buffoonery,  whose  practised  effrontery  was  too 
much  for  Phelim.  Phelim,  however,  was  too  used  to 
triumph  to  give  in  so  easily,  particularly  in  the  pres- 
ence of  so  many  who  knew  him ;  and  rallying  once 
more,  he  said, — 

"  Well,  if  there  is  a  fifth  quarther  o'  the  world, 
will  you  be  so  good  to  tell  the  other  brute  there  to 
show  it." 


214  Rory  O'More 

Phelim  had  the  laugh  on  his  side  now.  A  laugh 
is  a  main  point  of  argument  with  Paddy ;  and  who- 
ever has  the  last  laugh,  has  the  best  of  the  battle  in 
Ireland. 

The  showman  waited  till  the  laugh  was  lulled,  and 
then  addressing  the  pig,  he  said,  — 

"  Will  you  tell  that  ignorant  owld  fill-pot  what  the 
fifth  quarther  of  the  world  is  ?  " 

The  pig  commenced  rubbing  himself  against  the 
upright  stick  that  stood  in  the  middle  of  the  circle, 
much  to  the  merriment  of  the  crowd. 

"  There  !  "  said  the  showman  triumphantly. 

"  Is  that  what  you  call  answerin'  the  problem  I 
have  propounded  ?  "  said  Phelim,  who  thought  he 
had  vanquished  his  man,  and  got  magniloquent  in 
consequence.  "I  propound  to  yiz  all " 

"  If  you  were  poundin'  from  this  till  to-morrow, 
you  're  nothing  but  a  bosthoon"  said  the  showman. 

Phelim  absolutely  staggered  at  the  degrading  epithet 
of  bosthoon  being  applied  to  a  philomath.  The  show- 
man continued  :  — 

"  Sure,  if  you  wor  n't  an  owld  bogie,  you  'd  see 
that  the  pig  was  pointin'  out  to  you  the  fifth  quarther 
o'  the  world  ;  but  the  fact  is,  you  don't  know  that 
there  is  sitch  a  thing  as  the  fifth  quarther ;  but,"  said 
he,  making  a  flourishing  appeal  to  his  audience, 
"  ladies  and  gintlemin,  you  see  the  baste  has  pointed 
out  to  your  comprehenshin  the  fifth  quarter  of  the 
terrestorial  globe,  which  is  the  North  Pole  !  " 

Phelim  uttered  an  indignant  "  Oh  !  "  but  his  ex- 
clamation was  drowned  in  the  vociferous  plaudits  of 
the  multitude. 

"  Lave  the  place  !  lave  the  place  !  "  said  Phelim  to 
De  Lacy,  bursting  with  rage :  but  De  Lacy  did  not 
like  to  lose  the  fun,  and  thought  Phelim  more  divert- 
ing than  the  pig. 


Rory  O'More  215 

"  Stay,"  said  De  Lacy  ;  "  you  '11  expose  his  igno- 
rance yet." 

Thus  tempted,  Phelim  remained,  maintaining  a 
sulky  silence,  and  watching  for  an  opportunity  of 
annihilating  the  pig  and  the  showman. 

The  fellow  put  his  pig  through  some  alphabetical 
manoeuvres  upon  the  same  principle  that  the  quarters 
of  the  globe  had  been  pointed  out,  though  the  trick 
was  unperceived  by  the  spectators,  who  still  continued 
to  be  delighted. 

"  Now,  ladies  and  gintlemin,"  said  the  proprietor 
of  the  pig,  "  this  divartin'  baste  will  go  through  his 
alphabit  backwars." 

"  Maybe  he  could  say  the  Lord's  prayer  back- 
wards ?  "  said  Phelim,  wishing  to  be  severe. 

"  That  would  rise  the  d  —  1,  as  every  fool  knows," 
said  the  showman,  "  and  that  would  not  be  agreeable 
to  the  company  ;  otherwise  he  could  do  it  aisy." 

"  Hurrup,  Solomon  !  "  continued  he,  addressing 
the  pig  —  ("  He  is  called  Solomon,  ladies  ;  he  is  so 
wise)  ;  go  through  your  alphibit  backwars." 

Upon  this  the  pig  made  a  retrograde  movement 
round  the  circle,  the  showman  exclaiming  when  he 
had  finished,  "  That 's  doin'  it  backwars,  I  think  !  " 

The  people  were  tickled  with  the  quibble  ;  but 
Phelim  said,  "  That  's  only  a  thrick" 

u  Well,  it's  my  thrick,  any  how,"  said  the  showman 
with  readiness.  "  You  have  n't  won  a  thrick  yet." 

Phelim  was  floored  again.  By  a  similar  quibble, 
the  animal  went  through  his  multiplication-table.  A 
board,  with  a  multiplication-table  upon  it,  had  a 
swinging  door  hung  in  the  middle ;  and  this  being 
placed  before  the  pig,  he  walked  through  it. 

Some  of  the  spectators  asked  to  see  the  pig  "  smoke 
tobakky,"  as  one  of  the  things  promised. 

"  He  would  with  pleasure,  ladies,  but  he  bruk  his 


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pipe  in  the  last  exhibishin,  and  there  is  not  one  con- 
vaynient,"  was  the  answer  ;  "  but,  what  is  much  more 
curious,  he  will  answer  connundherums.  Tell  me, 
sir,"  said  he,  addressing  the  pig,  "  what  does  the  ladies 
say  when  they  are  angry  with  their  husbands  ?  " 

The  pig  grunted  furiously.  This  was  the  triumph 
of  the  day  ;  the  men  laughed  outrageously,  and  even 
the  women  could  not  help  joining ;  and  a  jolly-look- 
ing fellow  in  front  cried  out, — 

"  By  the  powers,  Molly,  that  's  as  like  you  as  two 
pays  !  "  Another  shout  followed  this  sally. 

"  Now,  sir,"  said  the  showman,  "  what  does  the 
girls  say  when  the  boys  is  coaxin'  them  ?  " 

The  pig  gave  a  prolonged  squeal. 

It  was  now  the  young  men's  turn  to  laugh,  and 
many  a  pinched  elbow  of  a  pretty  girl,  at  the  moment, 
caused  a  chorus  to  the  pig's  squeal.  This  was  the 
finale :  the  pig  retired  amidst  the  plaudits  of  "  an 
admiring  audience,"  who  made  their  exit  down  the 
step-ladder,  to  give  place  to  others  who  were  waiting 
to  go  up.  Phelim  was  silent  for  some  time  after  he 
left  the  booth,  but  at  last  broke  out  with,  "That  fel- 
low 's  a  humbugger  !  " 

"That  's  his  business,"  said  De  Lacy,  "and  there- 
fore you  can't  give  him  higher  praise  than  to  say  he 
is  a  humbugger." 

"  And  is  that  what  you  call  praise  ?  "  said  Phelim 
in  offended  wonder,  for  he  thought  De  Lacy  would 
have  sided  with  his  wounded  dignity. 

"  Certainly,"  said  De  Lacy.  "  Every  man  to  his 
calling." 

"  But  is  it  respectable  to  be  humbuggin'  people  ?  " 

"  Oh;  that 's  quite  another  question,  Phelim  ;  I  '11 
say  nothing  for  the  respectability ;  but  did  n't  you 
perceive  the  trick  by  which  he  makes  the  pig  point 
out  any  letter  or  part  of  the  world  he  's  desired  ?  " 


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«  Not  I  —  how  could  I  ?  " 

"  Well,  I  '11  tell  you.  You  perceived  there  were 
holes  cut  round  the  circular  platform,  and  that  a  card 
was  always  laid  over  a  hole  ?  " 

«  Yis,  I  did,"  said  Phelim. 

"  Well,  you  perceived  also,  that  whenever  the  pig 
did  a  trick  effectively,  his  master  gave  him  an  acorn  ?  " 

"  He  gave  him  something,  but  I  did  n't  know  it 
was  an  acorn." 

"  You  know  this  is  the  time  of  their  falling,  and 
there  is  nothing  of  which  pigs  are  so  fond." 

41  And  do  you  mane  to  say,  sir,  that  if  you  feed  a 
pig  on  acorns,  you  '11  tache  him  to  spell,  and  larn  him 
jography  ?  " 

"  No,"  said  De  Lacy,  smiling  :  "  but  I  mean,  that 
an  acorn  was  the  pig's  reward  ;  but  he  would  not 
have  got  the  reward  if  he  had  not  found  out  the  acorns. 
Do  you  see  the  trick  now  ?  " 

"  Why,  thin,  indeed,  to  say  the  thruth,  I  only  per- 
saive  it  afther  a  manner,  like  —  that  is,  not  complate." 

"Well,  I  '11  show  it  to  you  complate,  then,"  said  De 
Lacy,  who  enjoyed  the  hesitation  that  Phelim  evinced 
to  acknowledge  that  the  showman's  trick  was  beyond 
him. 

"  You  saw  every  card  was  placed  over  a  hole  ?  " 

"Yis." 

"  And  that  when  the  pig  came  to  the  right  card,  he 
began  to  poke  it  with  his  snout  ? " 

"  Yis." 

"  And  can't  you  guess  why  ?  " 

"  No." 

"  It  was,  because  his  master  had  a  plate  of  acorns 
attached  to  a  stick,  which  he  always  placed  under  the 
hole  the  card  was  over ;  and  so  the  pig  went  smelling 
round  the  circle  till  he  came  to  the  acorns." 

"  Tare  an'  ouns !   what  a  chate  !  "  said  Phelim. 


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"  If  the  pig  made  a  mistake,  he  got  no  acorn ; 
when  he  found  out  the  right  hole,  he  was  rewarded." 

"  Oh,  the  vagabone  !  to  make  the  people  think 
that  a  pig  could  be  taught  to  know  his  letthers,  and 
jography,  and,  afther  all,  it 's  only  the  nathur  of  the 
brute  baste  is  in  it !  " 

"  And  did  you  expect  any  more  ?  " 

"To  be  sure  I  did,"  said  the  poor  simple  Phelim; 
"  and  what 's  worse,  the  people  will  b'lieve  it,  and 
they  '11  say  /  can't  do  as  much  with  a  Chrishthan  child 
as  that  vagabone  can  with  a  pig.  Why,  it 's  enough 
to  ruin  all  the  schoolmasthers  in  Ireland !  I  '11  go 
back  and  expose  the  villain." 

•"  No,  no,  Phelim,  you  would  n't  do  that !  " 

"  Why  would  n't  I  ?  is  n't  it  a  common  forgery  on 
people's  undherstan'in's  ?  "  And  De  Lacy  was  obliged 
to  lay  his  hand  on  the  indignant  philomath's  arm  to 
restrain  him. 

u  Phelim,"  said  De  Lacy,  "  you  don't  know  but 
that  poor  fellow  has  a  wife  and  children  to  support ; 
and  if  his  humbugging,  as  you  call  it,  is  turned  into 
bread  and  milk  for  his  little  ones,  you  would  n't  be 
the  cause  of  making  them  feel  hunger  ? " 

"  God  forbid,  sir  !  "  said  Phelim  feelingly,  his  pride 
giving  place  to  his  humanity.  "Bread  and  milk,  in- 
deed !  Oh,  thin,  if  it's  but  potatoes  and  salt  he  can 
airn  in  such  a  good  cause,  may  the  Lord  prosper 
him  !  " 

It  is  time  to  return  to  Rory  and  his  party  whom 
we  left  looking  for  their  dinner.  But  to  obtain  this, 
they  found  no  such  easy  matter.  They  inquired  at 
various  booths  without  success,  for  the  day  was  fur- 
ther spent  than  they  imagined,  and  the  viands  con- 
sumed. 

Rory  had  been  so  absorbed  between  anxiety  on 
account  of  Kathleen,  and  wonder  at  De  Welskein's 


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Protean  powers,  that  the  day  had  passed  over  without 
his  being  conscious  of  it ;  and  the  various  shows  kept 
the  attention  of  Conolly  and  Mary  so  much  on  the 
stretch,  that  they  were  equally  unmindful  of  the  flight 
of  time,  and,  as  Mary  herself  said,  "  'Faith,  the  day 
went  over  like  an  hour,  a'most." 

They  sought  the  long  entrenchment  of  sunken 
fires  over  which  pots  full  of  beef  and  cabbage  had 
been  u  busy  bilin'  "  when  last  they  passed  that  way. 
The  fires  were  there  't  is  true,  and  so  were  the  pots, 
but  no  beef  and  cabbage :  the  solids  had  been  de- 
molished, and  the  huge  iron  pots  had  given  place 
to  kettles,  where  water  was  "  kept  continually 
bilin'  "  for  the  manufacture  of  punch.  What  was 
to  be  done  ?  At  this  hour  dinner  was  manifestly 
a  scarce  thing,  which  fact  increased  their  appetites  ; 
and  even  Rory  himself,  in  spite  of  love  and  Kathleen, 
began  to  feel  the  inward  man  making  appeals  to  his 
common  sense.  While  things  were  in  this  state, 
Rory  saw  a  brace  of  ducks  dangling  from  a  string, 
roasting  before  a  fire  at  the  end  of  one  of  the  booths, 
and  a  girl  very  busy  attending  the  culinary  process. 
Rory's  invention  was  immediately  at  work;  and  his 
love  of  fun,  joined  to  his  desire  for  dinner,  at  once 
suggested  the  notion  of  his  making  himself  master 
of  the  ducks. 

So,  desiring  Conolly  and  his  sister  to  secure  a  seat 
as  near  as  they  could  to  where  the  birds  were  in 
preparation,  he  spoke  to  the  landlady  of  the  booth, 
and  asked  could  they  have  dinner.  She  said  they 
had  nothing  but  a  little  cold  beef. 

"  Well,  that  same,"  said  Rory. 

So  plates  were  laid,  and  knives  and  forks  provided, 
and  the  half-warm  and  ragged  remains  of  some  very 
bad  beef  were  placed  before  Rory  and  his  party. 

"  That  '11  do,"  said  Rory,  who,  having  thus  con- 


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trived  to  get  the  plates,  &c.  set  about  securing  the 
ducks.  Feigning  an  excuse,  he  said  to  his  paity, 
"  Don't  begin  till  Jack  comes  to  us,  he  '11  be  here 
by-an'-by  :  "  and  then  turning  to  the  girl  who  was 
cooking  the  ducks,  he  kept  up  a  conversation  with 
her,  and  made  her  laugh  so  often,  that  he  got  into 
her  good  graces,  and  she  fancied  him  the  pleasantest 
fellow  in  the  world.  At  last,  Rory,  when  he 
thought  the  birds  were  nearly  done,  said  to  her, 
seeing  that  her  face  was  very  dewy  from  her 
occupation, — 

"  I  b'lieve  it 's  roasting  thim  ducks  you  are  ?  " 

"  'Faith,  it 's  thim  that 's  roasting  me,  you  mane," 
said  the  girl. 

"  It 's   dhry  work,  I  'm    thinkin',"    said    Rory. 

"  Thrue  for  you,"  said  the  girl,  "  and  no  one  to 
offer  me  a  dhrink." 

"  Suppose  I  'd  give  you  a  dhrink  ?  "   said  Rory. 

"  Long  life  to  you  !  "  said  the  girl,  looking  up  at 
him,  and  wiping  down  her  face  with  a  back  stroke 
of  her  red  hand. 

"  Well,  you  must  do  something  for  me,"  said 
Rory,  "  and  I  '11  give  you  a  pot  o'  porther." 

"  God  bless  you  !  "   said  the  girl. 

"  Jist  run  down,  thin,  to  Tim  Donoghue's  stan'in,' 
—  it 's  at  the  far  end  o'  the  sthreet,  —  and  get  n.e 
a  ha'p'orth  o'  snuff,  for  I  'm  lost  with  a  cowld  in  my 
head  that  I  got  through  a  hole  in  my  hat." 

"  Go  'long  wid  you  !  "  said  the  girl,  giving  the 
ducks  a  twirl. 

"  It 's  thruth  I  'm  tellin'  you,"  said  Rory. 

"  Oh  !     I    dar  n't    lave   the    ducks,"    said    she. 

"  Oh  !  "  said  Rory  in  an  insinuating  tone,  "  jist 
slip  out  here  through  the  slit  in  the  tint,  and  I  '11  take 
charge  o'  them  till  you  come  back.  Here  's  a  hog  for 
you,  and  you  may  keep  the  change  for  yourself." 


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The  "  hog  "  was  too  much  for  the  girl's  prudence  : 
off  she  started  to  Tim  Donoghue's ;  and  she  was  n't 
ten  steps  from  the  place,  when  Rory  had  the  pair  of 
ducks  on  the  dish  before  his  party,  and,  as  Rory 
himself  said  in  telling  the  story  after,  "  the  sorrow 
long  they  wor  in  making  jommethry  of  the  same 
ducks." 

When  the  girl  came  back  and  saw  the  skeletons 
of  the  birds  she  had  left  in  tempting  plumpness 
before  the  fire,  she,  in  the  language  of  Conolly, 
"  screeched  a  thousand  murdhers,  and  riz  the  tint." 

"  Oh  !  the  ducks,  the  ducks  !  "  cried  the  girl. 

"  Oh  !  you  baggage,  are  they  spylte  ?  "  said  Mrs. 
Molloy,  the  landlady,  rushing  to  the  spot  on  hearing 
the  uproar. 

"  No,  indeed,  ma'am,"  said  Rory  very  quietly, 
picking  the  bones  of  one  of  them  at  the  same  time  ; 
"  they  are  not  spylte,  for  they  wor  as  fine  ducks  as 
ever  I  put  a  tooth  in." 

"  Oh,  God  be  good  to  me  !  "  said  the  woman, 
with  a  look  of  despair ;  "  is  it  ating  Mr.  Regan's 
wild  ducks  you  are  ?  " 

Now  this  "  took  Rory  aback,"  as  sailors  say.  He 
would  rather  that  he  had  not  hit  upon  Regan's 
ducks  for  his  frolic  :  but,  as  chance  had  so  ruled  it,  he 
determined  to  follow  up  his  joke  ;  so  he  answered, 

"  In  throth,  ma'am,  I  did  n't  know  whose  ducks 
they  wor;  and  as  for  their  being  wild,  I  never  found 
it  out ;  and,  'pon  my  conscience,  I  think  they  are 
a'most  as  good  as  if  they  wor  tame." 

"  But  they  wor  Mr.  Regan's  ducks  !  " 

"I  didn't  know  that,  ma'am  :  I  supposed  they 
wor  yours;  and  when  I  kem  to  your  tint  for  en- 
thertainment,  I  thought  I  had  a  right  to  whatever 
ateables  was  in  it,  as  well  as  another." 

"  Oh  !  what  '11  Mr.  Regan  say  ?" 


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"  He  '11  say  what  he  has  to  say  for  himself,"  said 
Regan,  who,  on  hearing  that  his  ducks  had  been 
taken  by  Rory  O'More,  became  exceedingly  wroth, 
and  swaggered  up  to  the  scene  of  action.  On  his 
arrival  there,  he  saw  Conolly  sitting  beside  Mary 
O'More,  and  this,  as  Roiy  said  when  speaking  of 
the  affair  after,  "  roused  the  divil  in  him  ;  "  so,  chang- 
ing his  attack,  which  was  intended  for  Rory,  upon 
Conolly,  he  said,  addressing  the  latter  in  a  menacing 
tone,  — 

"  How  dar  you  take  my  ducks  ?  "  Conolly  was  in 
the  act  of  rising,  when  Rory  laid  his  hand  on  his 
shoulder,  and  said,  "Sit  down — this  is  no  affair  of 
yours." 

In  doing  this,  Rory  was  actuated  by  a  double 
motive.  In  the  first  place,  had  the  quarrel  been 
established  between  Conolly  and  Regan,  he  knew 
that  his  sister's  name  would  be  mixed  up  with  it, 
and  his  intuitive  sense  of  delicacy  recoiled  at  the 
thought  of  Mary's  name  being  connected  with  a 
brawl  at  a  fair  ;  secondly,  in  point  of  fact  he  was 
the  person  who  had  committed  the  act  complained  of 
—  and  Rory  was  not  the  man  to  let  another  fight 
his  battle.  So,  turning  to  Regan,  he  said, — 

"  It  was  I  tuk  the  ducks,  Shan  —  Conolly  had 
nothing  to  do  with  it ;  and  if  I  have  disappointed 
you  of  your  dinner,  I  'm  sorry  for  it,  —  and  I  hope 
that 's  satisfaction  enough.  And  for  you,  Mrs. 
Molloy,  I  beg  your  pardon  if  I  tuk  what  I  had  no 
right  to,  and  all  I  can  do  is  to  pay  you  for  the 
ducks."  And  he  offered  her  his  hand  full  of  silver 
to  take  the  price  from. 

"  Take  your  money  out  o'  that  !  "  said  Regan 
fiercely,  accompanying  the  words  with  a  shove  that 
scattered  Rory's  shillings  over  the  table  and  the 
ground.  "  The  ducks  were  not  Mrs.  Molloy's  ducks, 


Rory  O'More  223 

but  mine,  and  I  don't  want  to  be  paid  for  what  I 
did  n't  intend  to  sell ;  —  and  all  I  've  to  say  is,  that 
I  recommend  you  not  to  make  away  with  any  thing 
belonging  to  me  for  the  future." 

There  was  an  emphasis  on  "  belonging  to  me  "  that 
Rory  felt  was  meant  to  allude  to  Kathleen  ;  but  that 
was  not  so  offensive  as  the  phrase  "  make  away,"  — 
which  being  a  common  form  of  parlance  in  Ireland 
for  any  thing  that  is  illegally  taken,  roused  Rory's 
indignation. 

"  Regan,"  said  he,  u  what  I  did,  I  did  in  a  joke ; 
and  I  have  said  in  good  temper,  and  with  a  hope  of 
making  friends,  all  that  ought  to  satisfy  a  man  that 
wished  to  be  a  friend  ;  and  if  afther  that  you  wish  to 
make  a  quarrel  of  it,  and  mane  to  throw  an  affront  on 
me,  I  tell  you,  Regan,  it 's  what  I  won't  take  from 
you." 

"  I  wish  you  had  been  as  particular  about  my 
ducks,"  said  Regan,  walking  off. 

"  If  I  tuk  your  ducks,  Regan,  I  won't  take  your 
impidince,"  said  Rory,  disengaging  himself  from 
behind  the  table. 

Mary  attempted  to  stop  him,  but  Conolly  prevented 
her,  knowing  the  fatal  consequences  of  a  man  being 
hampered  with  a  woman  in  a  fray.  "  The  best 
thing  you  can  do,"  said  he,  "  is  to  lave  his  hands 
loose,  for  he  '11  have  need  o'  them  soon."  Then 
handing  over  Mary  to  the  care  of  an  elderly  man,  he 
said,  "  Jist  take  care  o'  the  colleen  while  I  see  fair 
play ;  "  and  he  was  at  Rory's  side  in  an  instant. 

There  was  no  time  to  spare,  for  Regan  turned 
round  at  Rory's  last  word  and  said,  "  Did  you  say 
impidince  to  me  ?  " 

"  I  did,"  said  Rory. 

The  words  were  no  sooner  uttered  than  Regan 
made  a  tremendous  blow  at  him ;  but  rage  and 


224  Rory  O'More 

liquor  (for  he  had  been  drinking)  had  deprived  him 
of  his  usual  power  in  such  matters,  and  Rory  easily 
warded  his  blow,  returning  one  so  well  planted,  that 
Regan  measured  his  length  on  the  floor  of  the  booth. 

He  rose  again,  and  two  or  three  of  his  cronies 
rallied  round  him,  while  Conolly  and  the  lovers  of  fair 
play  saw  that  nothing  foul  should  befall  Rory. 

From  the  fury  and  intoxication  of  Regan  the  fight 
was  a  short  one.  After  his  first  fall,  Rory  requested 
that  his  opponent's  friends  would  "  take  him  away,  as 
he  was  n't  fit  to  fight ; "  but  this  only  increased 
Regan's  rage,  and  he  rushed  again  upon  his  man. 
But  it  was  an  easy  conquest  for  Rory,  though  Regan 
was  superior  in  years  and  strength  ;  and  the  end  of 
the  affair  was,  as  Conolly  and  Rory's  friends  spread 
far  and  wide  over  the  country  in  relating  the  affair, 
"  That  Rory  O'More  gave  Regan  the  length  and 
breadth  of  as  fine  a  licking  as  ever  he  got  in  his 
life." 


CHAPTER   XVII 

A  MOONLIGHT  MEETING;    WITH  ONE  TOO  MANY 

FROM   the   presence  of  the  military  at  the  fair, 
and  the  existence  of  the  curfew-law  at  the  period, 
it  became  doubly   necessary  that  the  people  assembled 
should  disperse  in  good  time,  and  take  their  homeward 
way. 

De  Lacy  particularly  felt  the  necessity  of  this,  for, 
circumstanced  as  he  was,  to  have  put  himself  within 
reach  of  military-law  would  have  been  madness ;  so 
he  and  Phelim  left  the  fair  much  earlier  than  Rory 
and  his  party,  for  the  "  small  scrimmage  "  after  dinner 
had  occasioned  some  delay.  It  is  not  immediately 
after  a  man  has  "  settled  the  hash "  of  his  enemy, 
that  he  can  coolly  take  up  his  hat  (that  is,  if  he  has  the 
good  luck  not  to  have  lost  it  in  the  fight),  and  pay 
his  tavern  bill  and  depart  in  peace.  The  decencies 
of  social  life  must  be  observed  :  he  must  adjust  his 
ruffled  attire,  sit  down  to  show  his  presence  of  mind, 
and  take  a  drink  to  quench  his  thirst  —  for  fighting  is 
thirsty  work.  Then,  as  in  the  case  of  Rory,  one 
must  not  be  so  uncivil  as  to  turn  one's  back  on  the 
congratulations  of  one's  friends  ;  and  there  were  many 
who  congratulated  Rory,  for  Regan  was  a  quarrel- 
some fellow,  and  what,  in  fighting  parlance,  is  called 
a  "  troublesome  customer ;  "  and  such  a  man  to  get  a 
thrashing  where  it  was  least  expected,  excited  great 
satisfaction,  and  numerous  were  the  shakings  of  hands, 
slaps  on  the  shoulder,  and  exclamations  of  admiration, 
VOL.  i.  — 15 


226  Rory  O'More 

that  Rory  had  bestowed  upon  him,  and  several  fresh 
tumblers  were  called  for  to  drink  "  his  health,  and 
more  power  to  bis  elbow." 

"  Long  life  to  you,  your  sowl  !  "  was  said  to  him 
on  all  sides  — "  Musha  health  and  power  to  you, 
Rory,  my  boy !  but  you  done  the  thing  complate. 
Divil  a  purtier  bit  o'  fight  mysef  seen  this  many  a 
day.  Och  !  but  you  have  the  owld  blood  o'  the 
O'Mores  in  you,  ma  bouchal !  " 

When  he  could  escape  from  the  congratulation  of 
his  friends,  Rory,  with  his  sister  and  Conolly,  made 
the  best  of  their  way  home.  There  was  not  much 
said  on  the  way  ;  Mary  saw  that  jealousy  on  Regan's 
part  had  been  the  real  cause  of  his  savage  conduct, 
and  therefore,  with  a  woman's  tact,  she  wished  the 
subject  of  the  quarrel  to  be  as  little  discussed  as  pos- 
sible. This  partly  influenced  Rory,  too  ;  but  with 
him  there  was  a  more  powerful  cause  of  silence. 
The  events  of  the  day  were  recalled,  one  by  one,  to 
his  memory  ;  and  when  he  remembered  all  that  had 
passed  between  him  and  Kathleen,  he  more  and  more 
regretted  his  fight  with  her  brother,  and  feared  it 
might  prove  an  additional  obstacle  to  the  course  of  his 
"  true  love,"  which  did  not  seem  to  be  a  bit  more 
likely  to  run  smoother  than  it  was  wont  to  do  in 
Shakspeare's  days ;  and  so  he  trudged  on  in  silence, 
anticipating  the  appointed  meeting  of  the  morrow, 
and  thinking  all  he  should  say  to  his  Kathleen  to 
assure  her  of  his  truth. 

Conolly  guessed  the  cause  of  Mary's  silence  on  the 
subject  of  Regan's  misdemeanour,  and  he  had  too 
much  wit  about  him  not  to  know  that  the  expression 
of  triumph  at  the  defeat  of  a  rival,  in  the  hearing  of 
the  woman  for  whom  the  rivalry  existed  would  only 
lower  him  in  her  opinion. 

Thus,    the    concluding    event   of    the    preceding 


Rory  0* More  227 

chapter,  though  it  occupied  the  mind  of  each,  yet, 
from  the  causes  assigned,  all  by  common  consent  for- 
bore to  speak  of  it  :  therefore,  as  the  predominant 
impression  on  their  minds  was  one  that  might  not  be 
manifested  in  words,  they  pursued  their  way  in  com- 
parative silence. 

The  moon  was  rising  when  the  party  reached  the 
end  of  the  boreen  that  led  to  O'More's  cottage,  and 
there  Conolly  parted  company.  When  he  was  gone, 
Rory  told  Mary  to  say  nothing  to  his  mother  about 
the  fight.  "  'T  would  only  trouble  her,"  said  he, 
"  and  there  would  be  no  use  in  it.  Indeed,  we 
won't  spake  of  it  at  home  at  all  —  even  to  Mr.  De 
Lacy." 

"  I  'd  rather  myself  it  was  so,"  said  Mary  ;  "  but, 
Rory  dear,  won't  the  mother  see  'the  marks  on  you, 
and  suspect  ?  " 

"  Oh  !  I  've  no  marks  on  me  that  she  can  know 
of:  the  sulky  thief  never  put  the  sign  of  his  fist  in 
my  face." 

"  Oh !  but  I  'm  glad  o'  that,  Rory  dear,"  said 
Mary,  "  for  it  looks  so  ugly  and  disrespectable  to 
have  the  marks  of  fighting  on  a  man's  face." 

"  Well,  sure  I  could  n't  help  it  if  I  had  itself. 
You  know,  Mary,  't  was  n't  my  fault." 

"  No,  in  throth,  Rory  ;  and  sure  my  heart  sunk 
within  me  when  I  seen  you  stand  up,  for  I  dhreaded 
that  horrid  fellow  was  more  than  your  match ;  and 
sure  't  was  brave  and  bowld  o'  you,  Rory,  ma  chree, 
to  put  yourself  forninst  him." 

"I'm  not  afraid  of  him,  the  best  day  he  ever 
stept,"  said  Rory ;  "  but  as  for  to-day,  he  was  too 
full  o'  dhrink  to  give  me  any  throuble,  and  it  wint 
agin  my  heart  to  sthreck  a  man  that  was  in  liquor, 
only  you  seen  yourself  he  would  have  it." 

"  Throth,  Rory,  you  've  nothing  to  blame  your- 


228  Rory  O'More 

self  with,"  said  Mary ;  "  you  showed  the  hoighth  o' 
good  temper." 

Having  reached  the  house,  their  conversation 
ended.  They  found  De  Lacy  and  Phelim  at  supper, 
which  Rory  and  Mary  helped  to  finish  ;  and  after  a 
desultory  conversation  about  the  "  humours  of  the 
fair,"  to  give  the  widow  some  idea  of  their  day's 
amusement,  they  separated  for  the  night. 

It  was  a  night  of  repose  to  all  under  the  widow's 
roof  except  Rory.  The  excitement  of  the  day,  and 
his  anxious  anticipation  of  the  morrow,  banished 
slumber,  and  he  rose  at  an  early  hour  the  following 
morning,  unrefreshed  and  feverish.  He  appealed  to 
that  unfailing  friend  of  a  hot  head,  —  namely,  spring 
water,  —  and  by  a  plentiful  deluge  from  the  well,  he 
made  himself  as  comfortable  as  he  could  during  the 
day,  that  to  him  seemed  interminable.  At  length  even- 
ing arrived,  and  Rory  hastened  to  the  appointed  place, 
where  he  hoped  to  meet  Kathleen,  and  clear  himself 
from  the  charges  which  had  been  made  against  him. 

The  place  he  named  for  their  rendezvous  was  a 
rath,  near  a  bridge  which  crossed  the  river  about 
halfway  between  their  respective  residences.  Rath 
is  the  name  given  in  Ireland  to  certain  large  circular 
mounds  of  earth,  by  some  called  Danish  forts.  That 
they  were  intended  for  purposes  of  defence,  there  is  no 
doubt ;  but  they  are  more  likely  the  works  of  the 
ancient  Irish  than  the  Danes. 

The  rath  which  Rory  named  stood  near  the  bank 
of  the  river,  and  probably  was  intended  to  defend  the 
passage  of  the  stream,  which  in  later  days  had  been 
traversed  by  a  bridge  of  low  small  arches,  such  as 
remain  in  great  numbers  in  Ireland  to  this  day,  and 
present  specimens  of  early  architecture  more  curious, 
perhaps,  than  any  thing  else  in  the  same  way  remain- 
ing in  Europe.  To  the  inexperienced  stranger  it 


Rory  0 'More  229 

would  appear  that  a  great  deal  of  masonry  had  been 
thrown  away  on  the  bridge  in  question,  for  there 
were  many  arches  which  were  quite  dry  at  some 
seasons ;  but  by  those  who  know  how  rapidly  the 
streams  in  the  vicinity  of  hills  expand  after  heavy 
rains,  the  knowledge  of  our  forefathers  in  thus  pro- 
viding against  such  an  exigency  can  be  appreciated. 

Rory  arrived  at  the  place  of  appointment  earlier 
than  Kathleen,  of  course  : — there  needs  no  master 
of  the  ceremonies  to  tell  that  a  lady  must  not  be 
kept  waiting  on  such  occasions.  But  as  time  wore 
on,  he  began  to  feel  impatience ;  and  then  he  ascended 
the  rath,  and  looked  from  its  summit  in  the  direction 
he  expected  Kathleen  to  approach.  Here  he  lingered, 
in  hope,  till  evening  was  closing,  and  the  yellow  disc 
of  the  moon  began  to  rise  above  the  broad  belt  of 
clouds  which  skirted  the  horizon  ;  then  he  began  to 
fear  Kathleen  had  promised  him  only  to  be  rid  of  his 
importunity  —  or  that  some  fresh  influence  had  been 
exercised  against  him  —  or  that  she  believed  the 
calumny;  —  which  was  worst  of  all.  And  so  great 
was  his  anxiety  to  remove  such  a  fatal  impression 
from  Kathleen's  mind,  that  even  in  defiance  of  all 
reasonable  expectation  of  seeing  her,  he  remained  on 
the  rath  and  strained  his  sight,  through  the  increasing 
gloom,  to  catch  the  first  glimpse  of  her  he  wished  so 
much  to  meet.  Still,  she  came  not ;  and  now  the 
moon,  emerging  from  the  vapour  by  which  she  had 
been  .  enshrouded,  rose  above  it  in  all  her  purity,  no 
longer  dimmed  by  the  yellow  mist  which  had  tarnished 
her  silvery  brightness.  Still  Rory  remained,  although 
he  had  given  up  the 

"Last  pale  hope  that  trembled  at  his  heart." 

But  as  the  moonlight  became  so  bright,  and  as  he 
knew  the  danger  of  being  abroad  at  such  an  hour,  he 


230  Rory  O'More 

crouched  in  the  trench  on  the  summit  of  the  rath, 
and  watched  with  his  eyes  above  the  embankment. 

He  had  just  arrived  at  the  conclusion,  in  his  own 
mind,  it  was  no  use  to  wait  any  longer,  when  he 
fancied  he  caught  the  outline  of  a  figure  moving 
towards  him  ;  —  it  became  more  distinct  —  it  was  a 
woman's  ;  a  moment  more,  and  his  heart  told  him  it 
was  Kathleen. 

He  sprang  to  his  feet,  and  running  down  the  rath, 
he  reached  the  ditch  that  bordered  the  field  in  time  to 
offer  his  hand  to  Kathleen,  and  assist  her  over  the 
fence.  They  stood  in  bright  moonlight ;  and  Rory 
could  see  that  an  aspect  of  care  was  over  Kathleen's 
brow,  which  even  his  fervent  welcome,  and  thanks, 
and  blessings,  could  not  dispel. 

"  Let  us  get  under  the  shadow  of  the  bridge,"  said 
Rory. 

"  No,"  said  Kathleen  with  an  air  of  reserve. 

"  Don't  let  us  stand  here,  however,"  said  Rory, 
"  so  near  the  road,  and  the  moon  so  bright." 

"  We  can  stand  inside  the  rath,"  said  Kathleen, 
leading  the  way. 

They  soon  stood  in  the  trench  of  the  fort,  com- 
pletely shadowed  by  the  embankment,  while  the  moon- 
light fell  brightly  on  the  mound  that  rose  within. 

"  God  bless  you,  Kathleen,  for  keeping  your 
promise  !  "  said  Rory  fervently. 

u  Whatever  you  Ve  to  say,  say  quickly,  Rory,  for 
I  must  not  stay  here  long,"  replied  Kathleen. 

"  Then  tell  me  openly,  Kathleen,  what  is  it  you 
think  you  have  to  accuse  me  of,  and  I  will  explain  it 
all  to  your  satisfaction." 

"  You  left  home  for  a  day  about  three  weeks 
ago  ?  "  said  Kathleen. 

"  I  did,"  said  Rory. 

"  You  went  to  the  town  beyant  ?  " 


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"  I  did,"  said  Rory. 

"  You  were  in  a  cellar  there  ?  " 

"  I  was." 

"And  not  in  the  best  of  company,  Rory,"  said 
Kathleen  reproachfully. 

"Worse  than,  I  hope,  I'  11  ever  be  in  agin,"  said  Rory. 

"  You  own  to  that,  thin  ?  " 

"  I  '11  own  to  all  that 's  thrue,"  said  Rory. 

"  Thin  what  have  you  to  say  about  the  girl  that 
you  were  so  much  in  love  with  ?  " 

"  In  love  with  !  "  said  Rory  indignantly.  "  Kath- 
leen, there  is  but  one  girl  on  this  earth  I  love,  and 
that 's  yourself.  I  swear  it  by  this  blessed  light !  " 

Just  as  he  spoke,  as  if  the  light  which  he  adjured 
had  evoked  a  spirit  to  condemn  him,  a  dark  shadow 
was  cast  on  the  mound  before  them  ;  and  on  their 
both  looking  round,  a  figure  enveloped  in  a  cloak 
stood  on  the  embankment  behind  them.  Kathleen 
could  not  suppress  a  scream,  and  even  Rory  started. 

"  Is  that  what  I  hear  you  say  ?  "  said  this  mysteri- 
ious  apparition.  "  Kathleen  !  Kathleen  !  he  said  the 
same  to  me." 

Kathleen  could  not  speak,  but  stood  with  clasped 
hands,  in  trembling  astonishment,  gazing  with  the 
fascination  of  fear  upon  the  figure  that  stood  on  the 
bank  above  them. 

"  Who  are  you  ?  "  said  Rory.  —  The  figure  was 
about  to  turn,  when  Rory  caught  hold  of  the  cloak  in 
which  it  was  enveloped,  and  dragged  the  intruder 
within  the  trench  of  the  rath. 

"  Who  are  you  ?  "  said  Rory  again,  turning  round 
the  person  to  face  the  light. 

"Don't  you  know  me,  Rory  O'More?  "  said  the 
unknown,  who  threw  back  the  hood  of  her  cloak  at 
the  words,  and  the  pale  moonbeam  fell  on  the  face 
of  the  frail  one  of  the  cellar. 


CHAPTER   XVIII 

CONTAINING    A    COUNCIL    OF    LOVE    AND    A    COUNCIL 
OF    WAR 

TO  account  for  the  occurrence  which  concludes 
the  foregoing  chapter,  it  becomes  necessary  to 
revert  to  Kathleen  after  her  return  from  the  fair. 
She  had  spent  as  restless  a  night  as  Rory,  and  after 
considering  for  a  long  time  the  fitness  of  meeting  him 
clandestinely,  after  all  she  had  heard,  was  still  at  a 
loss  how  to  act  j  she  determined  therefore  to  tell  her 
mother  how  matters  stood,  and  ask  her  advice.  Be- 
tween the  daughter  and  mother  affection  and  good 
understanding  had  always  existed ;  but  of  late  there 
had  been  an  increasing  confidence  in  and  leaning 
towards  each  other,  resulting  from  the  unruly  con- 
duct of  the  son,  against  whose  aggression  and  way- 
wardness Kathleen  and  her  mother  were  obliged  to 
combine,  and  endeavour  by  union  in  the  weaker 
party  to  make  a  better  defence  against  the  tyranny 
of  the  stronger. 

Regan  had  not  got  up  the  morning  succeeding  the 
fair,  in  consequence  of  the  punishment  he  had  received 
from  Rory,  and  was  lying  under  some  herbal  treat- 
ment of  his  mother's,  in  a  room  that  was  partitioned 
off  the  principal  apartment  of  the  farmhouse,  which 
served  not  only  for  the  kitchen,  but  for  all  the  daily 
purposes  of  the  family.  Kathleen  had  just  come  from 
her  brother's  room,  whither  she  had  gone  to  offer  any 
attendance  he  might  require,  and  gently  closed  the 
door  after  her,  thinking  that  he  had  fallen  asleep, 


Rory  0' More  233 

while  in  fact  he  had  only  indulged  in  a  dogged  silence 
to  her  kind  inquiries,  and  feigned  slumber  to  be  rid 
of  her. 

Taking  advantage  of  this  opportunity,  Kathleen 
drew  a  seat  near  her  mother,  who  was  knitting,  and 
settling  herself  down  to  her  spinning-wheel,  she  began 
to  work  very  industriously  for  some  time  in  silence. 
The  hum  of  the  wheel  was  interrupted  in  a  minute  or 
two  by  a  short  cough  ;  and  as  Kathleen's  fingers  were 
kept  busy,  and  her  eyes  fixed  upon  them,  so  that  she 
need  not  have  the  necessity  of  meeting  those  of  her 
mother,  there  could  not  be  a  more  favourable  moment 
for  the  opening  of  the  delicate  affair  she  had  in  hand  ; 
and  so,  after  one  or  two  more  little  coughs,  she 
ventured  to  say,  "  Mother." 

It  may  be  remarked,  that  when  people  have  any 
delicate  subject  to  discuss,  more  particularly  all  affairs 
of  the  heart,  there  is  something  in  the  mere  sound  of 
their  voices  that  gives  you  to  understand  what  they 
are  about,  before  a  word  relating  to  the  subject  is 
said. 

Now,  Kathleen's  mother  was  as  wise  as  mothers  in 
general  are  about  such  matters,  seeing  that  they  have 
had  such  affairs  of  their  own  on  their  hands ;  and  so, 
the  very  minute  Kathleen  said  "  Mother,"  that  respect- 
able individual  knew  what  was  coming  just  as  well  as 
if  she  were  a  witch. 

"  Well,  alanna  ?  "  said  the  mother  softly,  coaxing 
her  child's  heart  out  of  its  secrecy  by  the  encouraging 
tone  of  her  voice,  as  a  bird  chirps  its  young  for  the 
first  time  from  the  security  of  the  nest. 

"  There 's  something  I  wish  to  tell  you,"  said 
Kathleen. 

"  Well,  darlin',  I  dar  say  it 's  nothing  but  what 
I  '11  be  glad  to  hear." 

"  I  'm  afeard  you  '11  think  me  foolish,  mother," 


234  Rory  0 'More 

"  Throth,  I  never  seen  the  sign  iv  a  fool  an  you 
yet,  a/anna  bawn." 

Here  there  was  a  pause,  filled  up  only  by  the  buzz 
of  the  spinning-wheel.  The  mother  thought  she  had 
best  break  the  ice  ;  so,  with  a  tone  of  gentle  pleasantry 
in  her  manner,  to  deprive  the  subject  of  its  sternness, 
—  to  "  take  the  cold  out  of  it,"  as  it  were,  —  she  said, 
"  I  suppose  some  o'  the  boys  has  been  talkin'  to 
you  ?  " 

"  Yis,  ma'am,"  said  Kathleen  faintly,  blushing  up 
to  her  ears  at  the  same  time,  while  the  wheel  went 
round  at  a  desperate  rate  and  the  thread  was  broken. 

While  Kathleen  mended  the  thread  of  her  spinning, 
her  mother  took  up  that  of  the  conversation. 

"  Well,  dear,  —  well  and  good,  —  and  why  not? 
Sure,  it 's  only  raysonable,  and  what 's  before  us  all  in 
our  time  when  it 's  God's  will.  And  who  's  the  boy, 
Kathleen  dear  ?  " 

Kathleen,  after  swallowing  her  breath  three  or  four 
times,  said,  "  Rory  O'More,  mother." 

"Sure,  thin,  but  you're  the  happy  "girl!  God 
bless  you,  child,  and  mark  you  to  grace,  to  have  the 
very  pick  o'  the  counthry  axint  you  !  " 

"  Indeed,  I  thought  so  myself,  mother;  but " 

"  But  what,  dear  ?  " 

"  Why,  Shan,  you  know,  mother." 

"Yis,  yis,  dear;"  and  the  mother  sighed  heavily. 
It  was  some  time  before  she  could  resume  the  con- 
versation, and  in  the  interim  she  raised  her  apron  to 
dry  a  tear  that  trickled  down  her  cheek.  How  deep 
is  the  guilt  of  the  child  who  causes  the  tears  of  a 
parent ! 

"  If  Shan  could  n't  get  Mary  O'More  (and  more 
is  his  loss,  indeed  !  ),  that  is  no  rayson,  darlin',  that 
you  would  n't  have  Rory." 

"  But  Shan  is  very  much  agin  it,  mother." 


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41  How  do  you  know,  dear  ?  " 

"  He  suspects,  somehow,  that  I  had  a  liking  for 
him." 

"  Had  a  liking  !  "  said  the  mother.  "  Why,  have  nt 
you  a  liking,  Kathleen  ?  " 

"  Why,  you  see,  mother,  he  towld  me  things  of 
him  ;  and  if  the  things  was  thrue,  Rory  would  n't  be 
as  good  as  I  thought  him." 

"  How  do  you  mane,  darlin'  ?  "      Here   Kathleen 
entered  into  an  explanation  of  how   Regan   had  poi- 
soned her  mind  against  Rory,  and  told  her  mother  all 
she  had   heard  about  the  adventures  of  the  cellar ;  — 
how,  subsequently,  she  had   met   Rory  at   the  fair  — 
of  her  coolness,  of  his  disavowal  of  guilt,  and  request 
that  she  would  meet  him  to  explain  every  thing. 

"  He  said,  '  This  evening,  at  the  rath,  beside  the 
bridge '" 

u  Whisht !  "  said  the  mother,  pointing  to  Regan's 
room  ;  "  he  's  awake." 

And  so  he  was,  and  heard  the  principal  part  of  the 
conversation  between  his  mother  and  his  sister  ;  and 
it  was  in  raising  himself  in  the  bed,  the  better  to 
catch  the  latter  part  of  the  discourse,  that  he  had 
alarmed  the  watchful  ear  of  his  mother :  for  poor 
Kathleen  was  so  absorbed  in  her  subject,  that  she 
quite  forgot  her  proximity  to  her  brother. 

Regan  now  called  for  some  one  to  attend  him  ;  and 
on  his  mother  appearing,  he  said  he  was  much  re- 
freshed by  the  last  sleep  he  had,  and  would  get  up. 

"  Indeed,  you  're  betther  where  you  are,  Shan,  for 
to-day,"  said  his  mother. 

"  No,  no,  bed  kills  me ;  it 's  not  fit  for  a  man  : 
I  '11  be  the  betther  of  some  fresh  air." 

"  Sure,  you  would  n't  go  out,  Shan,  and  your  face 
in  that  condition  ?  "  said  his  mother. 

"  Thim     who     does  n't     like    my    face,"  said    he, 


236  Rory  0' More 

"  need  n't  look  at  it ; "  and  despite  of  his  mother's 
entreaties,  he  proceeded  to  dress  himself,  which  when 
he  had  accomplished,  he  sallied  forth. 

"  Why,  thin,  where  can  Shan  be  goin'  ! "  said 
Kathleen. 

"  Oh,  musha,  how  should  I  know  ? "  said  the 
mother.  "  He 's  never  aisy  at  home,  God  help 
him  !  " 

"  Well,  mother,  what  do  you  think  about  my  goin' 
to  the  rath  ?  " 

"  I  think  you  'd  betther  go  there,  darlin' :  I  don't 
think  myself  that  Rory  O'More  would  be  as  bad 
as  you  wor  made  to  b'lieve." 

"  Indeed,  mother,  it  was  agin'  my  heart  I  b'lieved 
any  thing  bad  of  him." 

"To  be  sure,  darlin',  and  it's  only  fair  to  hear 
what  the  boy  has  to  say." 

"  Thin  you  think  I  may  go  ?  " 

"  Yis,  ma  vourneen ;  but  in  case  evil  tongues  would 
say  any  thing,  I  '11  go  along  wid  you." 

Kathleen,  after  some  hesitation,  said,  "  But  maybe 
Rory  would  be  shy  of  seeing  you,  mother  ?  " 

"  Sartinly,  dear,  and  I  '11  only  go  along  with  you 
convaynient  to  the  rath.  I  '11  stay  a  thrifle  behind 
you,  so  that  he  won't  see  me ;  but  at  the  same  time 
I  '11  be  near  enough,  so  that  no  one  shall  have  the 
occasion  to  say  a  light  word  o'  you  —  for  there 's  no 
knowing  what  ill-natured  tongues  may  invint." 

This  being  settled,  the  mother  and  daughter  awaited 
the  arrival  of  the  evening  —  the  mother  with  interest, 
the  daughter  with  impatience. 

In  the  mean  time,  Shan  Dhu  was  not  idle.  He 
had  heard  enough  of  the  conversation  between  Kath- 
leen and  his  mother  to  find  that  Rory's  interest  was 
as  strong  with  the  latter  as  the  former,  and  the  thought 
was  poison  to  him.  When  he  found  the  appointment 


Rory  O'More  237 

with  Rory  was  to  be  kept,  he  determined  to  frustrate 
the  happy  result  which  must  ensue  if  it  were  permitted 
to  take  place  without  the  intervention  of  another 
party,  and  he  determined  in  his  own  mind  who  that 
party  should  be.  He  was  no  stranger  to  the  damsel 
whose  blandishments  had  been  thrown  away  upon 
Rory,  and  he  found  that  a  bitter  hatred  existed  against 
him  in  that  quarter  :•  nevertheless,  though  he  must 
have  known  that  this  could  have  arisen  but  from  one 
cause,  he  it  was  who  was  base  enough  to  insinuate  to 
Kathleen  that  an  attachment  subsisted  between  the 
girl  and  Rory. 

It  was  to  find  this  unfortunate  woman  Shan  Regan 
left  his  house.  He  knew  where  to  seek  her,  and  met 
in  her  a  ready  person  to  act  up  to  his  wishes.  He 
held  out  the  opportunity  of  gratifying  her  revenge 
upon  Rory  thus :  —  to  blast  his  hopes  with  the  girl 
of  his  heart,  by  accusing  him  of  treachery  and  false- 
hood, and  laying  her  shame  to  his  charge. 

To  this  the  nymph  of  the  cellar  assented  ;  and  thus 
is  accounted  for  her  startling  appearance  at  the  rath, 
which  stunned  with  surprise  our  hero  and  Kathleen, 
to  whom  we  must  now  return. 


CHAPTER   XIX 

* 

SHOWING  THAT  MOTHERS  IN  THE  COUNTRY  CONTRIVE 
TO  MARRY  THEIR  DAUGHTERS,  THE  SAME  AS 
MOTHERS  IN  TOWN 

WHEN  Kathleen  saw  the  handsome  features  of 
the  woman  who  had  been  pointed  out  to  her 
on  the  platform  at  the  fair  disclosed  in  the  moonlight, 
she  recognised  them  at  once,  for  they  were  of  that 
striking  character  not  easily  forgotten  ;  and  coming, 
as  she  did,  to  the  rath  in  the  hope  of  having  her 
doubts  of  Rory's  truth  dispelled,  and  instead  of  that 
finding  them  thus  strengthened  by  such  terrible  evi- 
dence, she  shuddered  with  a  faint  scream  and  sank 
to  the  earth. 

"Look  what  you've  done!"  said  Rory,  stooping 
to  raise  the  fainting  girl,  which  he  did,  and  supported 
her  in  his  arms,  as  he  turned  to  the  ill-omened  in- 
truder, and  said  reproachfully,  "  What  did  I  ever  do 
to  deserve  this  r  " 

"  Do  !  "  said  she,  and  her  eyes  glared  on  him  with 
the  expression  of  a  fiend  —  u  Do  !  —  what  a  woman 
never  forgets  nor  forgives  —  and  I  '11  have  my  revenge 
o'  you,  you  cowld-blooded  thief,  I  will !  —  That 's 
your  innocent  girl,  I  suppose !  —  Mighty  innocent 
indeed,  to  meet  a  man  inside  a  rath,  by  the  pleasant 
light  o'  the  moon  !  —  How  innocent  she  is  !  " 

"  May  the  tongue  o'  ye  be  blistered  in  fire,"  said 
Rory  with  fury,  "  that  would  say  the  foul  word  of 


Rory  O'More  239 

her!  Away  wid  you,  you  divil !  the  ground's  not 
wholesome  you  thread  on.  Away  wid  you ! " 

She  shrunk  before  the  withering  words  and  the 
indignant  tone  of  the  lover,  and  retired  to  the  top  of 
the  embankment ;  but  ere  she  descended,  she  stretched 
forth  her  arm  in  the  attitude  of  menace  to  Rory,  and 
said  with  a  voice  in  which  there  was  more  of  hell 
than  earth,  — 

"  Make  the  most  o*  your  innocent  girl  to-night, 
Misther  O'More,  for  it 's  the  last  you  '11  ever  see  of 
her  !  You  think  to  have  her,  you  do,  —  but  she  '11 
never  be  yours  :  for  if  I  pay  my  sowl  for  the  purchase- 
money,  I  '11  have  my  revenge  o'  you  !  —  ha  !  ha  !  — 
remember  my  words  —  never  !  never  !  —  ha  !  ha  !  ha  !  " 
and  with  something  between  the  laugh  of  a  maniac 
and  the  howl  of  a  hyena,  she  rushed  down  the  hill, 
leaving  Rory  horrified  at  such  a  fearful  exhibition  of 
depravity. 

When  Rory  proposed  to  Kathleen,  on  their  meet- 
ing, that  they  should  stand  within  the  shadow  of  the 
bridge,  it  may  be  remembered  that  she  refused  to  do 
so ;  for  her  mother,  who  had  accompanied  her,  de- 
cided on  remaining  out  of  sight  in  that  very  spot, 
while  Kathleen  should  enter  the  rath  for  her  confer- 
ence with  Rory. 

She  had  seen  her  daughter  and  our  hero  ascend  to 
the  top  of  the  mound,  and  in  a  very  short  time  after 
was  surprised  to  observe  a  third  person  take  the  same 
course.  This  excited  her  curiosity,  and  she  watched 
anxiously ;  and  it  was  not  long  until  she  saw  the 
figure  descending  the  mound  rapidly,  and  running  to- 
wards the  very  point  where  she  stood.  The  mother 
immediately  crouched  under  some  bushes  to  escape 
observation,  and  the  sound  of  hurried  steps  having 
approached  close  to  her  place  of  ambush,  suddenly 
stopped,  and  she  heard,  in  a  somewhat  low,  but  per- 


240  Rory  O'More 

fectly  clear  tone,  the  name  of  "  Shan  "  pronounced, 
and  soon  after  it  was  repeated.  "  Shan  Dhu,"  said 
this  unexpected  intruder. 

"  Here  I  am,"  was  answered  to  the  summons. 

The  name  "  Shan  Dhu  "  being  that  of  her  own 
son,  Kathleen's  mother  had  her  attention  still  more 
aroused ;  and  the  voice  in  which  the  response  was 
made  induced  her  to  believe  that  it  was  Regan  who 
answered.  Peering  forth  from  the  bushes  as  well  as 
she  might,  she  saw  the  'figure  of  a  man  emerge  from 
under  one  of  the  dry  arches  of  the  bridge,  and  then 
there  was  no  longer  a  doubt  on  the  subject ;  —  it  was 
Shan  Regan  who  came  forth  to  meet  the  woman  who 
had  just  run  down  the  hill. 

"  Well  ?  "  said  Regan. 

"  I  Ve  done  it !  "  said  the  woman. 

"  What  did  he  say  ?  " 

"  Oh,  they  were  both  knocked  all  of  a  heap." 

"  But,  did  you  make  her  sinsible  that  the  sneaking 
thief  was  a  black-hearted  desaiver?" 

"  Throth  I  did.     Did  n't  you  hear  her  screech  ?  " 

"  No." 

"  Thin  in  throth  she  did.  I  towld  her  that  he  had 
promised  me  before  her,  and  she  dhropt  down  in  a 
fit." 

"  That  '11  do,"  said  Regan.  "  And  now  we  may 
as  well  be  joggin'  since  the  business  is  done;  we 
must  n't  be  seen  near  the  place."  And  he  with  his 
hardened  accomplice  hastened  from  the  spot. 

Kathleen's  mother  remained  for  some  time  in  her 
place  of  concealment,  that  Regan  and  his  abandoned 
companion  might  not  be  aware  of  her  presence. 
During  the  few  minutes  she  felt  it  necessary  to  re- 
main in  concealment,  her  mind  became  fully  impressed 
with  the  conviction  that  some  deception  had  been 
practised  upon  Kathleen,  and  manifestly  through  the 


Rory  O'More  241 

instrumentality  of  her  brother.  When  the  mother 
thought  she  might  emerge  from  her  ambuscade  in 
safety,  she  hastened  up  the  side  of  the  rath;  as  her 
fears  for  her  daughter  had  been  excited  when  she 
heard  that  "  she  had  dropt  down  in  a  fit." 

On  reaching  the  interior  of  the  fort,  she  heard 
Rory  expostulating  with  Kathleen  on  the  improbabil- 
ity of  the  accusation  made  against  him;  for,  before 
the  mother  had  arrived,  Rory  had  contrived,  by  brush- 
ing the  dew  from  the  grass  with  his  hand,  and  sprin- 
kling the  moisture  over  Kathleen's  face,  to  recover  her 

D  ' 

from  the  state  of  insensibility  into  which  the  sudden 
appearance  and  fearful  accusation  of  Rory's  enemy 
had  thrown  her. 

"  Oh,  why  did  you  bring  me  here  at  all  ?  "  said 
Kathleen,  in  a  tone  of  agony. 

"To  clear  myself  to  you,  Kathleen,"  said  Rory. 

"  Clear  yourself !   Oh,  Rory!  that  dreadful  woman!" 

"  By  all  that 's  sacred,  Kathleen,  I  know  no  more 
about  her  than  the  child  unborn." 

"  Oh,  can  I  b'lieve  it,  afther  all  I  've  heard  and 
seen  Rory  ?  Can  I  b'lieve  it  ? " 

"  Kathleen,  as  I  hope  to  see  heaven  I  'm  innocent 
of  what  she  accuses  me." 

"  Oh,  I  wish  I  could  b'lieve  it !  "  said  Kathleen 
sobbing. 

"Thin  you  may  b'lieve  it,  my  darlin',"  said  her 
mother,  who  now  joined  them. 

This  fresh  surprise  made  Kathleen  scream  again ; 
but,  recognising  her  mother,  she  sprang  into  her 
arms. 

"  Oh,  mother  dear  !  mother  dear!  but  I  'm  glad  to 
see  you,"  said  the  excited  girl,  who  had  not  caught 
the  meaning  of  the  words  her  mother  uttered.  "  Oh, 
mother!  mother!  you  are  thrue  to  me,  at  all  events; 
you  '11  never  desaive  me." 
VOL.  i. —  1 6 


242  Rory  O'More 

"  Nor  I  either,  Kathleen,"  said  Rory  ;  "  and  sure, 
here  's  your  mother  to  bear  witness  for  me.  Don't 
you  hear  what  she  says  ?  " 

"  What  ?  what  ?  "  said  Kathleen,  bewildered. 

"  Compose  yourself,  dear !  "  said  the  mother. 
"  Don't  b'lieve  the  bad  things  you  've  heard  of  Rory : 
they  're  not  thrue  —  I  'm  sure  they  're  not  thrue." 

"  Bad  luck  to  the  word  !  "  said  Rory,  plucking  up 
his  courage. 

"But  that  woman — "said  Kathleen,  "where  is 
she  ?  "  and  she  looked  round  in  alarm. 

"She's  gone,  dear,"  said  the  mother  soothingly; 
and  Rory,  in  less  gentle  accents,  made  no  scruple  of 
saying  "  Where  ?  ': 

"  Rory,"  said  Kathleen's  mother,  with  a  serious 
tenderness  in  her  manner,  "  I  b'lieve  that  you  love 
my  child,  and  that  you  mane  to  be  thrue  to  her." 

"  May  I  never  see  glory  if  I  don't !  "  said  Rory 
fervently. 

The  mother  took  their  hands,  and  joining  them, 
said,  "  Then  I  give  her  to  you,  Rory,  with  all  the 
the  veins  o'  my  heart;  and  may  my  blessing  be  on 
you  !  " 

Rory  took  the  yielding  girl  tenderly  in  his  arms 
and  kissed  her  unresistingly,  alternately  blessing  her 
and  her  mother  for  making  him  "  the  happiest  fellow 
in  Ireland,"  as  he  said  himself. 

How  all  this  sudden  revolution  of  affairs  in  his 
favour  had  occurred,  Rory  gave  himself  no  trouble  to 
inquire,  —  he  was  content  with  the  knowledge  of  the 
fact ;  and  after  escorting  Kathleen  and  her  mother 
within  sight  of  their  house,  he  turned  his  steps  home- 
ward, and  re-entered  his  cottage  a  happier  man  than 
he  had  left  it. 


CHAPTER  XX 

IN    WHICH    RORY    o'MORE    PROVES    HIMSELF    TO    BE    A 
MAN    OF    LETTERS 

THE  next  morning  Rory  arose   in   high   spirits, 
and    determined    on    amusing   himself  with    a 
piece  of  sarcastic  waggery,  that  he  intended  executing 
upon  Sweeny,  the  reformed    Papist   attorney,  whose 
apostacy  was  a  source  of  great  indignation  to  Rory. 

It  so  happened  that  the  tombstone  of  old  Sweeny, 
the  apothecary,  bearing  the  Popish  phrase,  "  Pray  for 
the  soul  of  Denis  Sweeny,"  stood  most  provokingly 
close  to  the  pathway  leading  to  the  church-door;  so 
that  every  Sunday,  when  his  son  the  attorney  was 
going  to  attend  divine  service  as  by  law  established,  his 
Church-of-Englandism  was  much  scandalised  by  hav- 
ing this  damning  (and  damnable)  proof  of  his  apostacy 
staring  him  in  the  face.  Not  that  he  cared  for  it 
himself:  he  was  one  of  those  callous-hearted  people 
who  could  "  have  botanised  on  his  mother's  grave." 

o 

therefore  this  proof  of  his  former  creed  on  the  grave 
of  his  father  could  have  given  him  no  trouble  ;  but 
he  did  not  like  the  evidence  to  remain  there  in  the 
sight  of  other  people,  and  he  had  asked  Rory  O'More 
how  the  nuisance  could  be  abated. 

Our  hero  was  indignant  with  the  petty-minded 
pettifogger,  and  wished  to  retaliate  upon  him  for  the 
renunciation  of  his  old  creed  ;  for  the  Roman  Catho- 
lics have  the  same  bitter  feeling  against  the  man  who 
secedes  from  their  profession  of  faith,  as  those  of  the 


244  Rory  O'More 

Church  of  England  entertain  against  the  dissenters 
from  them. 

So  Rory,  after  hearing  the  attorney's  complaint, 
said  he  thought  he  could  rectify  the  objectionable 
passage  on  the  tombstone.  How  he  accomplished 
this  will  be  seen. 

After  breakfast  he  asked  De  Lacy  would  he  go 
over  to  see  "  the  churches,"  as  the  old  burial-place  in 
the  neighbourhood  was  called,  where  the  ruins  of 
some  monastic  buildings  stood,  one  of  which  had 
been  repaired  and  roofed  in  for  the  parish  church. 
De  Lacy  assented  to  the  proposal,  and  Rory  sug- 
gested that  they  should  endeavour  to  get  Phelim 
O'Flanagan  to  accompany  them. 

u  His  school  lies  in  our  way,"  said  Rory,  "  and  we 
may  as  well  ax  him  to  come ;  for  there  is  a  power  of 
owld  anshint  tombstones  in  it,  in  owld  Irish,  and  he 
can  explain  them  to  you,  sir." 

True  it  was,  that  here  many  an  ancient  gravestone 
stood,  mingled  with  those  of  later  days  ;  —  the  former 
bearing  the  old  Irish 

op  bo. 

the  latter,  the 

PRAY  FOR  — 

showing,  that  though  conquest  had  driven  the  aborig- 
inal Irish  from  the  spot,  the  religion,  though  not  the 
language  of  the  people,  had  survived  their  down- 
fall. 

And  here  what  a  striking  evidence  is  given  of  the 
inutility  of  penal  laws  !  —  nay,  worse  than  inutility  ; 
for  prohibition  seems  to  act  on  human  nature  rather 
as  a  productive  than  a  preventive  cause  of  the  thing 
forbidden,  and  the  religion  of  the  Irish,  like  their 
native  shamrock,  by  being  trampled  on,  becomes  pro- 
lific. 


Rory  O'More  245 

Their  language  is  passing  away,  though  it  was  not 
penal  to  speak  it ;  but  their  religion  has  lasted  because 
penalty  attended  its  profession,  and  the  faith  of  a 
persecuted  people  is  still  recorded  in  the  language  of 
the  oppressor. 

Thanks  to  God  !  the  days  of  persecution  are  past ; 
and  fair  fame  to  England  in  cancelling  from  her 
statutes  the  unjust  aud  unholy  penalties  that  man,  in 
his  bigoted  profanity,  had  dared  to  interpose  between 
the  worship  of  the  creature  to  the  Creator  ! 

And  Fortune  never  dispensed  a  brighter  honour  on 
her  favourite  than  in  shedding  over  the  name  of 
WELLINGTON  the  glory  of  being  the  agent  of  this 
blessing  to  his  native  land.  This  mingling  of  the 
olive  with  his  laurels  increases  their  brightness  as  it 
will  their  endurance  :  for  when  many  a  victory  he 
has  won  shall  cease  to  be  remembered,  the  emancipa- 
tion of  his  country  from  the  bondage  of  bigotry  will 
never  be  forgotten ;  and  soothing  be  the  thought  in 
the  hero's  last  hour,  that  though  many  of  his  achieve- 
ments have  evoked  the  curses  of  a  foreign  land,  this 
greatest  triumph  of  his  life  will  be  remembered  with 
blessings  by  his  countrymen  ! 

When  Phelim  was  asked  to  bear  De  Lacy  and  our 
hero  company,  he  was  immersed  in  the  mysteries  of 
his  school,  and  could  not  immediately  accompany 
them  ;  but  he  promised  to  follow  soon,  and  for  that 
purpose  gave  his  scholars  half  a  holiday,  for  which 
beneficence  on  his  part  they  threw  up  their  hats, — 
that  is,  such  of  them  as  had  any  ;  while  those  of  them 
who  had  not,  made  up  the  deficiency  by  extra  shout- 
ing; and  Phelim,  his  school  being  dismissed,  followed 
De  Lacy  and  Rory  to  u  the  churches." 

This  burial-ground  was  not  more  than  a  quarter  of 
a  mile  from  the  village ;  yet,  though  in  the  neigh- 
bourhood of  man's  habitation  it  was  particularly 


246  Rory  0" More 

lonely;  for,  except  on  Sunday,  when  the  small  Pro- 
testant congregation  went  to  divine  service,  or  that 
the  occasion  of  a  funeral  called  the  peasantry  to  the 
spot,  it  was  little  frequented. 

Indeed,  a  churchyard  is  generally  avoided  ;  nor  can 
it  be  wondered  at  that  the  resting-place  of  the  dead 
should  have  an  appalling  influence  on  the  ignorant 
and  superstitious,  when  even  to  the  most  enlightened 
there  is  a  chastened  and  solemn  tone  of  feeling  pro- 
duced on  entering  a  place  of  sepulture. 

Much  of  this  feeling  is  lessened,  or  at  least  the  in- 
dulgence of  it  is  in  a  more  elevated  tone,  when  we 
walk  through  the  range  of  magnificent  monuments 
lining  the  vaulted  aisle  of  some  noble  abbey.  Here 
the  vanity  of  our  nature  is  indirectly  flattered  by  wit- 
nessing the  tribute  that  posterity  pays  to  greatness, 
and  Glory  more  than  half  divides  the  triumph  with 
Death.  But  in  the  lonely  country  churchyard,  where 
some  plain  headstone  or  nameless  mound  of  earth  is 
all  that  is  left  to  tell  that  there  rests  a  being  once  in- 
stinct with  life  as  ourselves,  and  where,  instead  of 
vaulted  roof  and  clustered  columns,  the  ruins  of  some 
lowly  chapel  stand,  they,  like  all  around,  telling  of 
decay,  —  there  it  is  that  the  contemplation  of  mortal- 
ity exercises  its  most  depressing  influence,  and  the 
thought  of  death  strikes  coldly  on  the  heart. 

De  Lacy  accompanied  Rory  to  the  burial-place, 
which  stood  on  a  small  mound,  the  gravestones  rising 
in  bare  relief  against  the  sky,  which  here  and  there 
peeped  through  the  shattered  mullions  of  some  win- 
dow in  the  ruined  wall  of  one  of  the  little  churches, 
giving  an  air  of  peculiar  desolation  to  the  place, 
which  was  increased,  perhaps,  by  the  slated  roof  of 
one  of  them,  which  was  repaired  and  employed  as  the 
Protestant  parish  church.  A  pathway  led  to  this 
building,  and  Rory  came  to  a  stand  where,  on  one 


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side   of  the  path,  stood  a  rather  conspicuous  tomb- 
stone with  this  inscription  :  — 

Pray  for  the  soul  of 

DENIS  SWEENY, 
who  departed,  &c. 

"  Do  you  see  that  ?  "  said    Rory  to  De  Lacy. 

"Yes." 

"  Well,  that 's  what  brings  me  here  to-day." 

"  How  ?  "  said  De  Lacy. 

"  Why,  that 's  owld  Denny  Sweeny's  tombstone ; 
and  you  see  the  poor  owld  fellow  axes  every  one  to 
pray  for  his  sowl  —  and  why  not  ?  —  and  indeed  I 
hope  he  's  in  glory.  Well,  you  see  by  that  he  was  a 
good  Catholic,  and  a  dacent  man  he  was  ;  and  when 
he  died,  he  ordhered  the  same  tombstone  to  be  put 
over  him,  and  paid  my  own  father  for  cuttin'  the 
same." 

"  Is  it  after  he  died  ?  "  said  De  Lacy. 

u  Oh,  no  —  you  know  what  I  mane  ;  but  sure  a 
slip  o'  the  tongue  does  n't  matther.  Well,  as  I  was 
sayin',  my  father  cut  the  same  tombstone  —  and  a 
nate  bit  o'  work  it  is  ;  see  the  iligant  crass  an  it,  and 
cut  so  deep  that  the  divil  would  n't  get  it  out  of  it, 
—  God  forgi'  me  for  sayin'  divil  to  the  crass  ! "  . 

"  It 's  deep  enough,  indeed,"  said  De  Lacy. 

"  Ay,  and  so  I  towld  that  dirty  brat,  Sweeny  — 
the  'turney,  I  mane  —  when  he  axed  me  about  it. 
What  do  you  think  he  wants  me  to  do  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"  To  take  it  back  for  half-price,  perhaps,"  said 
De  Lacy. 

"  'Faith,  he  has  n't  that  much  fun  in  him  to  think 
of  sitch  a  thing." 

"  What  was  it,  then  ?  " 

"  Why,  he  wants  me  to  alther  it,"  said  Rory. 

"  For  himself,  I  hope  ?  "  said  De  Lacy. 


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"  No,"  said  Rory  ;  "  though  in  throth  I  'd  do  that 
with  pleasure,  for  he  'd  be  no  loss  to  king  or  counthry. 
But,  as  I  was  tellin'  you,  he  comes  to  me  the  other 
day,  and  towld  me  it  was  disgraceful  to  see  sitch  a 
thing  as  c  pray  for  the  sowl '  on  his  father's  tombstone 
in  sitch  enlightened  times  as  these,  when  people  knew 
betther  than  to  pray  for  people's  sowls. 

ucThey  might  do  worse,'  says  I. 

"  l  It  might  do  for  the  dark  ages,'  says  he,  c  but  it 
won't  do  now  ;  '  laying  it  all  on  the  dark  ages,  by  the 
way,  jist  as  if  people  did  n't  know  that  it  was  bekaze 
when  he  goes  to  church  ever}' Sunday  his  poor  honest 
father's  tombstone  stares  him  in  the  face,  the  same  as 
if  the  voice  out  of  the  grave  called  to  him  and  said, 
c  Oh,  thin,  Dinny,  my  boy,  is  it  goin'  to  church  you 
are  ? '  Not  that  he  'd  mind  that,  for  the  cow  Id- 
hearted  thief  has  n't  the  feelin'  to  think  of  it ;  but 
it 's  the  dirty  pride  of  the  little  animal ;  —  he  does  n't 
like  the  rale  Prodestants  to  see  the  thing  stan'in'  in 
evidence  agin  him.  So  I  thought  I  'd  divart  myself 
a  bit  with  him,  and  says  I,  c  sure  the  tombstone 
does  n't  do  you  nor  any  body  else  any  harm.'  —  '  Yes, 
it  does,'  says  he ;  4  it  stands  in  evidence  agin  my 
father's  common  sinse,  and  I  'm  ashamed  of  it.' 

"  Oh  !  "  said  Rory  feelingly,  "  what  luck  can  the 
man  have  that  says  he 's  ashamed  of  his  father's 
grave  !  "  The  feeling  and  touching  appeal  reached 
De  Lacy's  heart.  Rory  continued — "Ashamed, 
indeed  !  —  Throth,  an'  well  he  may  say  he 's 
ashamed  !  —  not  for  his  father,  though  —  no  —  but 
well  may  he  be  ashamed  to  change  his  creed  !  " 

"  You  should  n't  blame  any  man  for  his  religious 
belief,  Rory,"  said  De  Lacy. 

"No  more  I  would,  sir,  if  it  was  his  belief  that  he 
was  reared  in  ;  but " 

"  Oh !  "   said   De  Lacy,   interrupting  him,  "  if  a 


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man  feels  that  he  has  been  instructed  in  a  belief  which 
his  conscience  will  not  permit  him  to  follow " 

"  Sure,  sir,"  said  Rory,  interrupting  in  his  turn, 
u  I  would  n't  blame  him  for  that  neither  :  but  is  it 
Sweeny  you  think  does  it  for  that  ?  not  he,  in  throth, 
—  it 's  jist  for  the  lucre,  and  nothin'  else.  And  sure, 
if  he  had  the  feeling  in  him  to  love  his  father,  sure  it 's 
not  altherin'  his  tombstone  he  'd  be,  that  was  made 
by  his  father's  own  directions  :  and  suppose  he  thinks 
that  he  ought  to  be  a  Prodestant  ever  so  much,  sure 
is  n't  it  bad  of  him  to  intherfare  with  his  poor  father's 
dyin'  request  that  they  would  pray  for  his  sowl  ?  " 

"  That  I  grant  you,"  said  De  Lacy. 

"Well,  he  comes  to  me  to  ask  me  to  alther  it. 
4  For  what  ? '  says  I.  c  Bekaze  I  'm  ashamed  of  it,' 
says  he.  — c  Why  ? '  says  I.  '  Bekaze  it 's  only 
Popery,'  says  he.  — l  Well,'  says  I,  c  if  it 's  Popery 
ever  so  much,  sure  it's  your  father's  doin',  —  and  any 
shame  there  is  in  it,  it  is  to  him,  and  not  to  you,  and 
so  you  need  n't  care  about  it ;  and  if  your  father  did 
wish  people  to  pray  for  his  sowl,  I  think  it  very  bad  o' 
you  to  wish  to  prevent.' — c  It  can  do  him  no  good,' 
says  he.  — '  It  can  do  him  no  harm,  anyhow,'  says  I. 

"  So  he  could  n't  get  over  that  very  well,  and  made 
no  answer  about  the  good  or  the  harm  of  it,  and  said 
he  did  n't  want  to  argue  the  point  with  me,  but  that 
he  wanted  it  althered  ;  and  as  my  father  done  the 
job,  he  thought  I  was  the  person  to  alther  it.  '  And 
how  do  you  want  it  changed  ?  '  says  I.  —  l  Take  out 
"  Pray  for  the  sowl :  "'  says  he,  '  that's  nothing  but 
Popery.'  —  c  My  father  always  cut  the  sowl  very  deep,' 
says  I,  4  and  to  take  it  out  is  impossible ;  but  if  it 's 
only  the  Popery  you  object  to,  I  can  alther  it  if  you 
like,  so  that  you  can  have  nothing  to  say  agin  it.'  — 
1  How  ? '  says  he.  —  l  Oh,  let  me  alone,'  says  I. 
1  You  're  no  sculpture ,'  says  I,  l  and  don't  know  how 


250  Rory  0" More 

I  '11  do  it ;  but  you  '11  see  yourself  when  it  's  done.'  — 
*•  You  won't  charge  me  much  ?  '  says  he.  — c  I  '11 
charge  you  nothing,'  says  I ;  c  I  'm  not  a  mason  by 
thrade,  and  I  '11  do  the  job  for  love.'  — l  But  how  do 
you  mane  to  do  it?'  says  he  agin. — 'Oh,  never 
mind,'  says  I  ;  4  go  your  ways,  I  '11  do  the  job  com- 
plate,  and  next  Sunday,  when  you  go  to  church, 
you  '11  see  the  divil  a  bit  o'  Poperv  will  be  in  the 
same  tombstone.'  — '  That 's  all  I  want,'  says  he. 
— l  Thin  we  '11  be  both  plazed,'  says  I.  —  And  now 
I  'm  come  here  to-day  to  do  the  very  thing." 

"  And  how  do  you  mean  to  effect  the  alteration, 
Rory  ?  "  said  De  Lacy. 

"  As  aisy  as  kiss  hand,"  said  Rory.  "  Jist  do  you 
amuse  yourself  with  looking  into  the  churches;  there  's 
some  quare  carvings  round  the  windows  and  doors, 
and  a  mighty  curious  owld  stone  crass  up  there  be- 
yant.  Or,  if  you  like,  sir,  sit  down  beside  me  here 
with  your  book,  and  you  can  read  while  I  work." 

De  Lacy  had  not  been  long  engaged  in  reading,  when 
old  Phelim  made  his  appearance;  and  with  so  amusing 
a  cicerone,  De  Lacy  passed  a  couple  of  hours  pleasantly 
enough  in  looking  over  the  antiquities  of  the  place. 

After  the  lapse  of  that  period,  Rory  had  com- 
pleted his  task,  and  sought  his  friends  to  show  them 
how  thoroughly  he  had  neutralised  the  Popery  that 
had  so  much  distressed  Sweeny. 

"How  could  you  have  done  it  so  soon  .  "  said  De 
Lacy. 

"  Oh,  I  won't  tell  you  —  you  must  see  it  yourself," 
said  Rory.  "  It  is  the  simplest  thing  in  life  —  four 
letthers  did  it  all."  Rory  now  conducted  De  Lacy 
and  Phelim  to  the  tombstone,  and  the  moment  they 
stood  before  it  they  both  indulged  in  hearty  laughter. 
Rory  had  carved  over  the  objectionable  request  the 
phrase  "  DON'T,"  so  that  the  inscription  ran  thus  :  — 


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DON'T 

Pray  for  the  soul  of 
DENIS  SWEENY. 

"  Is  n't  that  the  thing  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"  Capital !  "  said  De  Lacy. 

"  Is  n't  that  sarving  the  little  viper  right !  You 
see  he  dar  n't  say  at  wanst,  out,  honest,  that  he  was 
ashamed  for  his  own  sake,  bekaze  he  was  a  turncoat ; 
but  he  lays  the  blame  on  the  Popery.  Oh,  in  throth, 
there 's  many  a  dirty  turn  and  many  a  cruel  thing 
done  on  us  ;  and  thim  that  does  the  thing  is  ashamed 
to  own  to  the  right  cause,  and  so  they  lay  the  blame  on 
the  Popery.  By  my  sowl !  they  ought  to  be  obleeged 
to  Popery  for  giving  them  sitch  a  convanient  excuse 
for  not  havin'  things  called  by  their  right  names." 

"  But  won't  Sweeny  be  very  angry  about  it  ?  " 

"  'Faith,  to  be  sure  he  will,"  said  Phelim,  shaking 
his  head.  "  Rory,  ma  bouchal,  though  I  can't  deny 
your  wit,  I  cannot  complimint  you  with  an  epitha- 
lamium  upon  your  prudence  :  you  have  made  that 
little  bitther  attorney  your  inimy  to  the  ind  o'  time." 

"  I  know  that,"  said  Rory  ;  "  but  what  do  I  care  ? " 

"  Rory,  my  boy,  Prudence,  Prudentia,  as  the  Latins 
had  it,  —  Prudence,  my  boy,  is  one  of  the  cardinial 
virtues." 

"  Well,  to  expose  humbuggin'  is  as  cardinial  as  ever 
it  was." 

"  So  you  won't  listen  to  me  ?  —  Magister  docet,  sed 
vos  vero  negligitis." 

"Well,  who  's  sayin'  it 's  prudent  ?  — But  all  I  stand 
up  for  is  the  altheration  ;  and  is  n't  that  complate  ?  " 

"  That  there  is  no  denyin',"  said  Phelim. 

"  And  all  with  four  letthers  !  " 

"  You  have  demonstherated  it  as  complate  wid 
four,"  said  Phelim,  "as  I  do  my  mattamatics  wid 
three  — Q.  E.  D." 


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"  By  dad  !  I  have  a  great  mind  to  put  Q.  E.  D.  at 
the  end  of  it  all,"  said  Rory. 

"  For  what  ?  "  said  De  Lacy. 

"  Bekase  it  is  what  was  to  be  demonstkerated"  said 
Rory. 

"  'Faith,  I  'm  glad  to  see  you  remember  your  mat- 
tamatics  still,"  said  Phelim. 

"  Would  n't  it  be  grate  fun  !  "  said  Rory. 

"  It 's  bad  enough  as  it  is,"  said  De  Lacy,  "  with- 
out making  matters  worse.  I  am  afraid,  Rory,  this 
was  very  unwise." 

"Yet  you  can't  help  laughin'  at  it,"  said  Rory. 

"  Indeed  I  can't,"  said  De  Lacy. 

"  Well,  and  so  will  the  Prodestants  laugh  at  that 
contimptible  little  upstart  when  they  see  it,  and  that's 
all  I  want.  There  's  nothing  an  upstart  feels  half  so 
much  as  a  laugh  against  him,"  said  Rory,  making  a 
sagacious  comment  upc.i  his  own  imprudent  act. 

"Quite  true,"  said  De  Lacy,  "and  therefore  the 
attorney  will  never  forgive  you." 

"  The  beauty  of  it  is,"  said  Rory,  still  enjoying  his 
joke,  "  that  he  can't  complain  openly  about  it ;  for  all 
he  said,  was  that  he  was  ashamed  about  the  Popery  of 
it.  Now,  I  've  taken  the  Popery  out  of  it,  at  all  events." 

"  Certainly,"  said  De  Lacy;  "  but,  at  the  same  time, 
you  have  increased  Sweeny's  cause  of  inquietude  by 
making  the  offensive  phrase  more  obnoxious." 

"  That 's  what  I  meant  to  do,"  said  Rory  boldly  ; 
"  I  Ve  caught  him  in  his  own  thrap.  The  little 
scheming  'turney  complained  only  about  the  Popery ; 
now,  with  four  letthers  I  've  desthroyed  more  Popery 
than  the  parson  could  do  with  twice  as  many." 

"  Upon  my  word,  Rory,"  said  De  Lacy,  smiling, 
"  many  men  of  letters  have  failed  with  the  whole 
alphabet  to  alter  a  text  so  completely  as  you  have 
done  with  four" 


CHAPTER   XXI 

IN  WHICH  SHAN  REGAN  AND  SOLDERING  SOLOMON 
GIVE  A  TOUCH  OF  THEIR  QUALITY,  AND  RORY 
UNDERGOES  A  TRIAL  OF  TEMPER 

A  LTHOUGH  Regan's  mother  had  discovered 
<L\.  his  perfidy  towards  his  sister  and  Rory,  and 
relieved  them  from  the  consequences  that  might  have 
ensued  from  it,  she  did  not  reveal  to  Rory  the  treachery 
of  which  her  son  had  been  guilty,  —  for  still  he  was 
her  son,  and  with  a  mother's  tenderness  she  sought 
to  screen  him,  in  the  eyes  of  our  hero,  from  the  con- 
tempt which  so  base  a  means  of  indulging  his  dislike 
must  have  produced. 

But  she  saw  how  deep  the  hatred  to  Rory  must  be 
on  Regan's  part,  to  urge  him  to  such  practices  as  he 
had  exercised  against  him,  and  until  matters  were 
riper  for  a  disclosure, — in  fact,  until  Kathleen  and 
he  should  be  just  going  to  be  married, —  she  begged 
of  Rory  to  say  nothing  about  what  had  passed  ;  for  if 
it  came  to  Shan's  knowledge,  he  would  be  "  showing 
his  temper  "  at  home,  and  it  was  as  well  not  to  vex 
him  until  the  time  came  when  the  definite  step  could 
be  taken  which  would  render  his  anger  of  no  avail ; 
for  though  she  would  not  betray  to  Rory  the  baseness 
of  her  son,  she  had  no  hesitation  in  owning  that  he 
was  not  his  friend. 

It  was  with  this  understanding  that  Rory  and 
Kathleen  parted  the  night  of  their  meeting  at  the 
rath.  But  though  Mrs.  Regan  kept  the  means  of 


254  Rory  O'More 

her  knowledge  a  secret  from  Rory,  she  revealed  to 
her  daughter  how  she  became  possessed  of  the  knowl- 
edge that  exposed  the  treacherous  influence  employed 
to  ruin  the  hopes  of  two  innocent  people,  not  only 
to  satisfy  Kathleen's  inquiries  of  how  her  mother 
could  vouch  for  Rory's  conduct,  but  in  order  to  put 
Kathleen  on  her  guard  against  betraying  to  her 
brother  any  symptom  of  his  plot  having  failed. 

"  For  what  would  we  do  if  he  thought  we  found 
him  out  !  " 

Miserable  mother !  whose  only  hope  of  domestic 
quiet  lay  in  seeming  to  be  ignorant  of  the  ruffianism 
of  her  child. 

With  all  her  caution,  however,  though  Kathleen 
did  not  betray  any  symptoms  of  happiness  in  her 
brother's  presence,  and  subdued  her  looks  and  manner 
as  much  as  possible,  still  Regan  was  not  quite  satis- 
fied with  the  apparent  state  of  things  at  home  :  not 
that  he  suspected  his  plot  had  been  discovered,  but 
he  feared  that  it  had  not  been  sufficiently  effective, 
or  that  Kathleen  would  exhibit  more  distress.  He, 
therefore,  went  further  in  endeavouring  to  depreciate 
Rory  O'More  in  every  thing  he  could  say  and  do, 
not  only  at  home,  but  abroad. 

There  are  some  natures  so  essentially  vile  that 
they  can  never  forgive  another's  success.  Such  was 
Regan's.  But  to  this  habitual  baseness  of  mind,  was 
added  the  stimulus  of  dislike  in  Rory's  affair ;  and 
that  his  sister's  attachment  to  him  seemed  still  to 
survive  the  threats  and  falsehoods  and  machinations 
urged  against  it,  increased  that  dislike.  But  it  was 
Rory's  triumph  over  him  at  the  fair  that  completed 
the  sum  of  his  hatred.  This,  Regan  looked  upon  as 
a  personal  disgrace,  and  the  remembrance  of  it  sank 
deep  in  his  heart ;  and  deeper  and  deeper  it  sank 
every  day,  and  the  depth  of  the  remembrance  called 


Rory  O'More  255 

for  a  greater  measure  of  revenge.  Until  this  could 
be  satisfied,  he  in  the  mean  time  got  up  a  piece  of 
slander  against  Rory,  by  falsifying  all  the  circum- 
stances of  the  visit  to  the  fair. 

This  he  did  with  the  most  thorough  malevolence 
and  injurious  perversion  of  all  the  facts.  He  spoke 
amongst  his  fellows,  openly  in  the  public-houses, 
where  most  of  his  time  was  spent,  in  a  spirit  of  jeer- 
ing slightingness  of  Mary  O'More  being  "  gallivanted 
round  the  fair  by  that  omadhaun  Conolly, —  and 
thrated  Misther  Rory,  too,  I  hear.  Well,  people  's 
changed  !  I  thought,  wanst,  that  Rory  h^d  more 
sperit  than  to  be  takin'  thrates  from  another  man, 
on  account  of  his  sisther's  purty  face." 

Now,  though  he  got  hearers  who  were  base 
enough  to  listen  to  this,  he  did  not  find  one  to 
believe  him,  for  they  were  well  aware  of  the  secret 
and  real  cause  of  his  spleen.  But  this  disparagement 
did  not  satisfy  him  :  —  there  was  another  and  a  viler 
misrepresentation  of  which  he  was  guilty.  The  busi- 
ness of  the  ducks,  which,  if  truly  told,  he  knew 
would  only  raise  a  laugh  against  him,  he  twisted  with 
the  true  serpent  spirit  that  actuated  him,  into  a  crime, 
and,  with  the  expression  of  regret  which  is  so  often 
the  outward  sign  of  the  secret  rejoicing  of  the  bad 
man's  heart,  he  declared  he  was  sorry  that  Rory  "  let 
himself  down  so  much,  for  he  thought  he  was  above 
stalin*  a  poor  pitiful  pair  o'  ducks  :  throth,  it  was  n't 
worth  while  bein'  a  thief  for  such  a  tbrifle." 

All  this  in  the  course  of  a  few  days  travelled  to 
the  next  parish,  where  Rory  lived;  for  even  in 
sylvan  scenes  the  dryads  have  it  not  all  to  them- 
selves, —  there  be  evil  geniuses  in  the  country  as 
well  as  the  town,  and  "  d — d  good-natured  friends  " 
are  to  be  found  everywhere  ;  and  some  of  these  same 
good-natured  folk  told  Rory  what  was  said  of  him. 


256  Rory  O'More 

The  first  bearer  of  the  disagreeable  intelligence 
was  Old  Solomon  the  tinker,  who  delighted  in  hav- 
ing it  in  his  power  to  say  bitter  things  of  every  body,— 
or  even  to  them,  when  he  could  do  it  by  innuendo, 
a  favourite  weapon  of  his,  and  one  which  he  used 
like  a  master. 

It  happened,  during  the  day  Rory  and  De  Lacy 
went  to  "  the  churches,"  that  Old  Solomon  paid  the 
Widow  O'More  a  visit.  In  doing  this  he  had  two 
objects :  in  the  first  place,  he  enacted  guide  to  De 
Welskein,  who  wanted  to  see  De  Lacy  ;  and  in  the 
next,  he  was  sure  of  "  entertainment,"  as  the  sign- 
boards have  it,  for  himself  and  his  ass. 

He  was  kindly  received  at  the  cottage  of  the 
widow,  and  had  some  fresh  buttermilk  and  good 
potatoes  given  him,  with  a  seat  in  the  chimney 
corner  into  the  bargain,  where  he  roasted  his  shins, 
and  smoked  his  pipe,  and  said  sour  things  of  half 
the  country,  —  and,  in  short,  made  himself  perfectly 
happy.  But  after  spending  a  couple  of  hours  thus, 
he  began  to  exhibit  symptoms  of  impatience  at  Rory's 
absence ;  for  he  wanted  to  proceed  further,  and  yet 
did  not  like  to  go  without  giving  to  Rory  the  plea- 
sant intimation  that  he  was  gaining  the  reputation 
of  being  a  very  ingenious  purloiner  of  other  people's 
property  :  — waiting  to  wound  the  man,  the  hospita- 
ble shelter  of  whose  roof  he  had  enjoyed,  not  only 
then,  but  at  all  times.  And  this,  he  must  have  been 
conscious,  arose  from  pure  good-heartedness  :  for  his 
habitual  influence  through  the  motive  of  fear  did  not 
exist  there  as  in  other  places,  Rory  being  too  sharp 
a  fellow  to  let  Solomon  exercise  such  a  power  over 
him  ;  and  it  was  partly  this  fact  that  made  the  old 
scoundrel  the  more  anxious  to  gall,  at  least,  where  he 
could  not  govern. 

De  Welskein  waited  patiently   enough  the  return 


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of  De  Lacy,  as  he  consoled  himself  with  making 
compliments  to  Mary  O'More,  and  doing  the  agree- 
able, as  Frenchmen  generally  do :  but  Solomon 
from  time  to  time  went  from  the  fireplace  to  the 
door  to  look  out  for  Rory,  whom,  at  last,  he  saw 
approaching. 

When  Rory  entered  the  cottage,  he  welcomed  De 
Welskein,  who  seemed  rather  constrained  in  his 
manner  towards  him,  and  asked  for  De  Lacy ;  Rory 
informed  him  he  would  soon  return,  —  that  he  left 
him  and  Phelim  behind  in  the  churchyard,  looking 
over  some  old  tombstones,  but  that  they  would  not 
be  long  absent. 

"  And  how  are  you,  Sol.  ?  "  said  P.ory. 

"  Oh,  as  well  as  any  one  wishes  me,"  replied 
Solomon  bitterly. 

"  What  are  you  in  sitch  a  hurry  for  ?  "  asked 
Rory ;  "  sure  you  are  not  goin'  yet  ?  "  This  was 
said  in  pure  hospitality,  for  Rory  did  not  like  the 
old  cynic. 

"  Yis,  yis,  — you  've  had  enough  of  me." 

"Well,"  said  Rory,  "  plaze  yourself  and  you'll 
live  the  longer." 

"  Throth,  thin,  the  more  one  lives,  the  more  one 
wondhers,"  said  Solomon.  "  Rory  avic"  added  he, 
"  will  you  go  and  get  me  the  ass  ? " 

"To  be  sure,"  said  Rory,  who  went  to  the  out- 
house, where  the  ass  had  been  enjoying  a  good  feed, 
as  well  as  his  master.  Reloading  him  with  his  pan- 
niers, containing  Solomon's 

**  Nippers,  twisters,  sand,  and  resin," 

as  well  as  the  three  ancient  pots  and  pans,  Rory  led 
the  animal  forth  to  where  Solomon  stood  awaiting 
his  approach,  before  the  door  of  the  cottage ;  and 
when  Rory  halted  the  beast  before  him,  the  old 
VOL.  i.  — 17 


258  Rory  O'More 

tinker  began  very  carefully  to  examine  every  par- 
ticular of  his  ass's  furniture  and  appendages,  not 
forgetting  the  three  old  rusty  kettles  that  dangled 
from  the  straddle. 

Rory  inquired  if  any  thing  was  wrong?  —  "Oh, 
it 's  no  harm  to  see  if  all 's  right,"  said  Solomon. 

41  Why,  would  n't  it  be  right  ? "  said  Rory. 
u  Haven't  I  put  on  this  sthraddle  and  panniers,  and 
kittles,  often  enough  before  ?  " 

"  Oh  yis,  —  but  1  was  only  seein'  —  one,  two, 
three,  —  I  was  only  seein'  if  all  was  safe  ;  one  can't 
be  too  sure  these  times  ;  —  one,  two,  three  :  "  and  he 
very  carefully  repeated  his  scrutiny  of  the  three  old 
kettles  as  he  leisurely  pronounced  "  one,  two,  three." 

Rory's  attention  was  aroused  by  this  repetition  of 
the  words  which  were  the  signal  to  the  smuggler ; 
and  fancying  for  a  moment  that  Solomon  might  have 
discovered  his  agency  in  the  affair,  he  became  very 
uneasy,  and  said,  — 

"  What  do  you  mane  by  reckoning  over  one,  two, 
three,  so  often  ?  " 

"  Oh,  these  is  quare  times,"  said  Solomon. 

This  increased  Rory's  uneasiness.  "  How  do  you 
mane  ?  "  said  he. 

"  And  a  quare  world,  so  it  is,  —  one,  two,  three." 

"  What  the  dickins  are  you  at  with  your  l  one, 
two,  three  ? '  "  said  Rory,  whose  anxiety  increased. 

"  Only  jist  seein'  that  my  property  's  safe,"  said 
Solomon,  giving  a  look  at  Rory,  which  our  hero 
could  not  understand,  for,  his  mind  still  reverting  to 
the  signals,  could  not  reach  the  meaning  which  Solo- 
mon wished  to  convey,  and  he  was  yet  unsatisfied 
what  Solomon's  reckoning  the  kettles  meant.  How- 
ever, as  the  tinker  went  through  that  process  again, 
and  still  repeated  "  one,  two,  three,"  Rory  said 
impatiently,  — 


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"  Tare  an'  ouns !  is  it  thim  owld  kittles  you  're 
reckonin'  agin  ?  " 

"  Jist  countin'  thim,  —  is  there  any  harm  in 
that  ?  "  said  the  tinker :  "  it  's  betther  be  sure  than 
sorry." 

"  Countin'  thim  !  "  said  Rory,  looking  at  him  with 
all  his  eyes.  "  Why,  sure  you  never  had  more  nor 
three  owld  rusty  kittles  in  your  life  ;  and  they  're  so 
well  known  over  the  counthry,  that  no  one  would 
think  to  make  their  own  of  thim,  supposin'  they  wor 
worth  stalin'." 

"  Oh,  some  people  has  quare  tastes  for  what  be- 
longs to  other  people,"  said  Solomon  significantly,  — 
"  one,  two,  three, —  and  a  kittle  might  tickle  some 
people's  fancy." 

"  The  divil  tickle  you  and  your  fancy  !  "  said 
Rory,  waxing  angry.  "  Why,  barrin'  one  wanted  to 
hunt  a  mad  dog  with  it,  bad  luck  to  the  use  any  one 
would  have  with  your  owld  kittles  !  " 

"  Maybe  so,"  said  Solomon  with  great  composure ; 
"  but  you  see,"  he  added,  "  some  people  is  so  handy 
at  staling  a  pair  o'  ducks,  that  no  one  knows  but  my 
poor  kittles  might  go  asthray  :  "  and  he  cast  a  pro- 
voking glance  at  Rory.  — As  quick  as  lightning,  the 
truth  flashed  upon  O'More's  mind,  that  the  frolic  at 
the  fair  had  been  misrepresented ;  and  though  glad  to 
find  his  fears  regarding  the  discovery  of  the  signals 
were  unfounded,  yet  with  flushed  cheek  and  dilated 
eye,  he  said  in  a  tone  in  which  wounded  pride  more 
than  anger  was  predominant,  "  What  do  you  mane  ?  " 

"  Oh,  laste  said  is  soonest  mended,"  said  the 
tinker  ;  —  "  one,  two,  three  ;  —  I  see  they  're  all 
safe.  Good  evenin'  to  you,  Rory." 

"  Stop  !  "  said  Rory,  confronting  him  ;  "  explain  to 
me  your  dark  meaning,  and  don't  lave  an  affront  at 
the  door  you  were  always  welkim  at  ?  " 


26o  Rory  O'More 

tt  How  have  I  affronted  you  ? "  said  Solomon, 
whose  frigid  coolness  of  age  was  in  startling  relief  to 
the  excited  fervour  of  the  young  man  who  stood  be- 
fore him. 

"  You  made  a  dark  hint  jist  now,"   said  Rory. 

"  Make  light  of  it,  Rory,  ma  bouchal"  said  the 
tinker,  taking  the  halter  of  his  ass  in  token  of  de- 
parture. 

"  You  shan't  go  that  way,"  said  Rory,  begin- 
ning to  lose  his  temper ;  and  he  laid  his  hand  on 
the  old  man's  shoulder  in  the  action  of  detention, 
but  at  the  same  time  with  a  proper  degree  of  deference 
to  his  age. 

"  And  is  it  stoppin'  a  man  on  the  road  you  are 
now  ? "  said  the  tinker  with  a  low,  spiteful  chuckle  : 
"  throth,  you 're  improvin'  fast!"  and  he  attempted 
to  pass  Rory,  who  now,  losing  all  control  of  himself, 
said, — 

"  Bad  luck  to  you,  you  cruked,  spiteful,  sawdhering 
owld  thief!  how  dar  you  say  the  like  to  an  honest 
man's  son  !  —  Stop  on  the  road,  indeed  !  —  stale 
ducks  !  Is  it  Regan  that  has  the  black  heart  to  say 
I  stole  his  ducks  ?  " 

"  Oh,  you  know  it,  thin  !  "  said  old  Solomon,  be- 
coming provoked  in  turn. 

"  Know  it  !  "  said  Rory,  seeing  his  drift ;  "  it 's 
well  for  you  you  're  past  bating,  you  owld  cracked 
bottle  o'  vinegar  that  you  are !  or  I  'd  thrash  you 
within  an  inch  o'  your  life.  Away  wid  you,  you  owld 
sarpent !  "  and  he  flung  him  from  him. 

The  old  tinker  staggered  back,  and  made  a  great 
clatter  as  he  reeled  against  his  old  kettles  ;  but,  re- 
covering himself,  he  led  away  his  ass,  saying  to  Rory 
however  before  he  went,  "  I  hear  they  wor  uncom- 
mon fine  ducks !  " 

Rory   was  startled  by  this  kst  expression,  —  the 


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second  part  of  the  signal  given  to  De  Welskein.  — 
Was  it  chance  ?  or  did  the  old  tinker  mix  up  the 
slander  of  Regan,  and  imply  his  knowledge  of  Rory's 
mission,  in  the  same  breath,  to  puzzle  him  ?  While 
he  was  standing  in  this  state  of  perplexity  and  vexa- 
tion, De  Lacy  came  up  to  him  unperceived,  —  for 
Rory  was  looking  after  the  tinker,  whose  last  words 
De  Lacy  had  heard,  and  was  attracted  by,  and  ac- 
costing Rory,  who  was  taken  by  surprise,  said,  — 

"  Does  that  old  rascal  know  any  thing  about  our 
affairs  ?  " 

"  'Faith,  I  dunna  if  he  does,"  said  Rory,  with  an 
air  of  abstraction  that  struck  De  Lacy  as  peculiar. 

"  Is  it  not  strange,  that  he  should  use  the  words  of 
our  private  signal  ?  " 

"  Faix,  an'  it  is,  and  it  bothered  myself  at  first," 
said  Rory,  "  when  he  said  it ;  but  I  think,  afther 
all,  he  knows  nothing  about  it,  and  that  he  only 
spoke  it  by  chance,  and  meant  something  else 
intirely." 

"  What  else  could  he  allude  to  ?  "  said  De  Lacy. 

"  I  '11  tell  you  about  it,  sir,  another  time,"  answered 
Rory ;  "  for  it 's  a  long  story,  and  you  'd  betther  not 
wait  for  it  now,  as  Mr.  Devilskin  is  in  the  house 
waitin'  for  you." 

"  De  Welskein  !  "  said  De  Lacy,  who  entered  the 
cottage  as  he  uttered  the  name. 

"  Eon  jour,  citoyen  capitaine"  was  the  address  of  the 
smuggler  to  De  Lacy,  who  welcomed  him  in  return  ; 
the  smuggler  continuing  to  address  him  in  P'rench, 
desired  a  private  interview  ;  De  Lacy  pointed  to  his 
bedroom,  and  the  Frenchman  entered  the  apartment. 
De  Lacy  followed,  and  as  soon  as  they  were  within 
the  room,  De  Welskein  pointed  to  the  lock. 

11  There  is  no  necessity,"  said  De  Lacy. 

41  Don't  be  too  sure  of  that,"  said  De  Welskein, 


262  Rory  O'More 

with  a  very  significant  shake  of  the  head,  and  one  of 
the  keen  and  cunning  glances  of  his  dark  eye. 

"  What  do  you  mean  ? "  said  De  Lacy.  —  The 
Frenchman  laid  his  finger  on  his  lip,  to  impress  the 
necessity  of  silence  ;  and  though  still  speaking  his  own 
language,  which  was  sufficient  guarantee  for  secrecy 
in  an  Irish  cabin,  yet  the  importance  of  what  he  had 
to  communicate  was  so  great,  that  he  placed  his 
mouth  close  to  De  Lacy's  ear,  and  said,  in  the  most 
cautious  tone,  "  There  is  a  traitor !  " 

"  A  traitor !  "  echoed  De  Lacy. 

The  Frenchman  nodded  assent,  and  added,  "  We 
are  betrayed." 

De  Lacy  thought  of  the  words  he  heard  Solomon 
utter,  and  said  quickly,  "  That  rascally  old  tinker  ?  " 

"  Vieux  cbaudronnler  de  campagne  ?  —  No,  no." 

"  Who  then  ?  "  asked  De  Lacy. 

De  Welskein  subdued  his  voice  to  the  lowest 
whisper  and  said,  "  Rory  O'More  !  " 


RORY  O'MORE 

CHAPTER   XXII 

A  TRIAL  OF  TEMPER,  AND  A  TRIAL  BY  BATTLE 

WHEN  De  Lacy  entered  the  house,  he  left  Rory 
standing  without,  looking  after  the  spiteful 
old  tinker,  with  his  teeth  set  and  his  hand  clenched  ; 
and  could  he  at  the  moment  have  encountered  Regan, 
and  had  his  blow  been  gifted  w.ith  death,  he  would 
have  struck  him  —  so  fearfully  are  generous  natures 
excited  on  the  sudden  by  insult ;  for,  that  the  malicious 
story  emanated  from  Regan,  he  had  no  doubt. 

But  a  few  minutes  calmed  the  fierceness  of  his 
passion,  though  he  changed  not  his  belief  as  to  the 
promulgator  of  the  scandal;  and  when  he  reflected 
that  it  was  the  brother  of  the  girl  he  loved,  who  was 
the  offender,  it  perplexed  him  how  to  act  under  the 
circumstances.  Should  he  tamely  submit  to  such  an 
insinuation  against  his  character  ?  Against  this  his 
nature  rebelled  ;  yet  to  make  a  wider  breach  with 
Regan,  was  what  he  could  wish  to  escape,  for 
Kathleen's  sake.  To  balance  these  considerations 
quietly  in  his  own  mind,  he  walked  down  to  the 
river,  where,  undisturbed,  he  might  take  a  ruminating 
ramble. 

In  the  mean  while,  De  Welskein  was  closeted  with 
De  Lacy,  who,  when  he  heard  the  charge  against 
Rory,  connected  with  the  singularity  of  the  words  he 
had  overheard  the  tinker  utter,  and  Rory's  seeming 
confusion  at  the  time,  was  shaken  for  a  moment  by  the 
VOL.  ii.  — « 


264  Rory  O'More 


suddenness  and  distinctness  of  the  accusation  against 
him ;  but  as  soon  as  he  had  time  to  recover  from  the 
surprise,  his  better  judgment  acquitted  Rory  of  the 
guilt  with  which  he  was  charged. 

He  told  De  Welskein  it  was  impossible ;  that  he 
knew  Rory  well,  that  he  was  of  a  chivalrous  nature 
above  the  taint  of  so  foul  a  thing  as  treachery,  and  he 
would  stake  his  life  on  his  fidelity. 

"  You  Ve  done  that  already,"  said  De  Welskein. 
"  And  would  do  it  again,"  replied  De  Lacy. 
u  You  don't  know  these  Irish,"  said  the  smuggler. 
"  Better  than  you  do,"  answered  De  Lacy  warmly. 
"  They  are  full  of  finesse,"  said  the  other. 
"  They  are  driven  to  it  by  ages  of  misrule  and  op- 
pression," said  De  Lacy  :  "  it  is  their  only  protection 
against  the  heartless  persecutions  they  are  open  to  on 
every  side  ;  and  if  the  strong,  by  their  tyranny,  force 
the  weak  into  the  last  retreat  left  open  to  them,  on 
them  be  the  guilt  of  the  habits  they  have  engendered  ! 
Blind  as  they  are  cruel,  their  rulers,  while  they  have 
made  them  crafty,  will  not  see  the   noble  traits  that 
are  still  left  them — generosity,  courage,  devotion  to 
those  whom  they  can  respect  and  trust,  and  a  high 
sense  of  honour,  which  even  yet  survives  all  that  has 
been  done  to  crush  it  in  their  natures,  and  resists  even 
the  contrary  example  in  their  oppressors." 

Thus  spoke  De  Lacy,  who  could  not  contain  his 
indignation  when  such  a  fellow  as  De  Welskein, 
whose  nature  was  only  sensitive  to  the  faults  with 
which  he  could  sympathise,  dared  to  undervalue  a  people 
whose  finer  traits  were  above  his  comprehension. 

"  Believe  me,  they  are  cunning  as  foxes,"  said  De 
Welskein. 

u  I  know  they  are,"  replied  De  Lacy,  "  and  they 
have  every  need  of  their  cunning,  as  the  fox  has 
amongst  his  hunters.  But  say  no  more  against 


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the  Irish  —  you  forget  that  I  am  an  Irishman 
myself." 

"  But  monsieur  has  had  the  advantage  of  a  French 
education,"  said  the  smuggler,  smirking. 

u  So  much  the  worse  for  me,"  De  Lacy  was  going 
to  say ;  but,  checking  himself  when  he  remembered 
the  nature  of  the  rascal  to  whom  he  spoke,  he  con- 
tented himself  by  saying,  "  Don't  flatter  yourself  I  'm 
the  better  of  that.  In  short,"  added  he,  "  you  speak 
in  vain  to  me  if  you  seek  to  disparage  the  Irish  as  a 
nation  ;  but  in  the  particular  case  of  Rory  O'More,  I 
would  sooner  depend  on  his  faith  and  honour  than 
many  a  king  I  could  name." 

"A  king!"  said  De  Welskein  in  a  tone  of  con- 
tempt :  "  I  believe  so  indeed  !  " 

"Or the  French  Directory  either,"  added  De  Lacy. 

"  Sacr'e  !  "  exclaimed  the  smuggler. 

"  Say  no  more,  De  Welskein  :  it  is  as  impossible 
that  Rory  O'More  could  be  a  traitor,  as  that  Hoche 
could  be  a  coward."  —  De  Welskein  seized  on  the 
name  of  Hoche  and  repeating  it,  said,  with  his  eyes 
fixed  into  De  Lacy, — 

"  Apropos  of  General  Hoche  :  I  sent  you  a  letter 
from  him  —  did  you  get  it  ?  " 

"  No,"  said  De  Lacy  calmly. 

The  manifest  composure  of  De  Lacy's  manner 
under  the  circumstances  of  such  a  piece  of  intelli- 
gence being  communicated,  puzzled  the  Frenchman, 
who,  after  a  moment's  pause,  however,  continued, 
"  You  did  not  get  that  letter  ?  " 

De  Lacy  repeated  his  negative. 

"  Then,"  said  De  Welskein,  assuming  a  tri- 
umphant manner,  "  I  sent  you  such  a  letter  by  that 
immaculate  friend  of  yours." 

"I  know  you  did,"  said  De  Lacy. 

This    utterly    confounded    the    Frenchman,   who, 


266  Rory  0' More 


after  a  short  pause,  said,  "And  why  have  you  not 
seen  it?" 

"  Because  O'More  destroyed  it." 

"  Ha,  ha  !  "  said  the  Frenchman  exultingly  :  "  he 
tells  you  so  ;  —  are  you  sure  of  that  ?  ' 

"  Quite  sure,"  said  De  Lacy. 

"  Do  you  know  that  he  gave  private  information 
to  the  colonel  of  the  town,  to  save  himself  from  being 
flogged  ? " 

"  I  do."  —  De  Welskein  seemed  quite  crest-fallen 
that  all  his  intelligence,  which  he  expected  to  swamp 
De  Lacy,  seemed  to  run  off  him  as  freely  as  water 
from  a  duck's  feathers. 

It  was  now  the  smuggler's  turn  to  wonder ;  and  in 
reply  to  his  numerous  questions,  De  Lacy  informed 
him  of  all  the  circumstances  necessary  to  the  explana- 
tion of  Rory's  closet-scene  with  the  colonel. 

u  But,"  said  the  Frenchman,  with  the  hope  of  hav- 
ing one  startling  fact  to  advance  of  which  he  fancied 
De  Lacy  was  ignorant,  "  do  you  know  that  the  colonel 
gave  him  a  pass  ?  " 

«  Yes,"  said  De  Lacy. 

This  last  monosyllable  "  annihilated"  the  French- 
man, as  he  would  have  said  himself;  or,  as  Rory 
O'More  would  have  exemplified  it,  "  he  had  n't  a 
word  to  throw  to  a  dog." 

Now  it  is  necessary  to  explain  how  all  this  sus- 
picion of  Rory's  conduct  arose;  and,  to  do  every  body 
justice,  De  Welskein  was  not  to  blame  in  the  matter. 

Let  it  be  remembered,  that  when  Rory  was  brought 
up  for  examination  before  the  colonel,  there  was 
another  prisoner  present,  who  was  one  of  the  visitors 
to  De  Welskein's  cellar,  and  that  mutual  recognition 
had  taken  place  between  him  and  our  hero,  in  the 
guard-house. 

This  man    was   aware    also   of  what  occurred    at 


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Rory's  examination; — of  the  threat  of  flogging, — 
of  the  room  being  cleared  when  Rory  said  he  had 
something  to  communicate  to  the  colonel  in  private, 
—  of  the  fact  of  Rory  being  pronounced  free  as  soon 
as  the  room  was  re-opened  —  and  not  only  free,  but 
favoured  with  a  pass  —  enough  to  damn  his  fair  fame 
with  all  the  rebels  in  Ireland. 

All  this  had  been  communicated  to  De  Welskein 
through  the  friends  of  this  fellow,  Betty's  husband, 
who  was  a  very  knowing  hand  in  assisting  De  Wei- 
skein's  smuggling  schemes,  and  was  a  United  man  to 
boot  ;  and  from  certain  circumstances  coming  within 
the  knowledge  of  Scrubbs,  he  was  detained  in  prison 
to  be  prosecuted  for  his  smuggling  offences  by  the 
Collector.  Now,  circumstances,  in  their  outward 
form,  bore  strongly  against  Rory ;  and  neither  the 
prisoner  nor  De  Welskein  could  be  blamed  for  look- 
ing with  a  suspicious  eye  upon  the  unexplained  libera- 
tion of  our  hero. 

However,  De  Welskein  was  made  quite  easy  by 
the  explanation  of  De  Lacy,  who  charged  him  parti- 
cularly to  remove  from  the  minds  of  all  those  who 
were  impressed  with  the  belief  of  Rory's  treachery 
every  trace  of  doubt  as  to  his  fidelity. 

This  being  done,  De  Welskein  left  the  cottage 
before  Rory's  return,  which  did  not  take  place  until 
late,  —  for  Rory  was  so  undecided,  after  all  his  delib- 
eration, how  he  should  act  with  respect  to  Regan, 
that  it  was  only  the  deepening  shades  of  evening  which 
warned  him  homewards. 

On  his  return,  he  heard  he  had  been  inquired  for 
by  the  scholar,  so  he  tapped  at  his  apartment,  and 
announced  his  presence  to  De  Lacy,  who  invited  him 
to  enter,  and  bidding  him  close  the  door,  communi- 
cated all  that  had  occurred  between  him  and  De 
Welskein. 


268  Rory  O'More 

Rory  was  indignant  that  any  one  should  suppose 
him  so  base  as  to  be  guilty  of  the  crime  of  treachery  ; 
and  even  when  De  Lacy  pointed  out  to  him  the 
strong  circumstantial  evidence  against  him,  Rory  only 
exclaimed,  "  To  the  divil  with  their  evidence !  I 
never  knew  evidence  of  any  good,  but  to  ruin  a  man's 
characther."  And  indeed  Rory's  opinion  of  evidence 
is  but  too  often  borne  out  by  fact. 

De  Lacy  endeavoured  to  calm  him,  but  it  was  with 
much  difficulty  he  at  last  succeeded.  Then  Rory,  in 
answer  to  De  Lacy's  questions  about  Solomon's 
allusion  to  the  u  uncommon  fine  ducks,"  told  him  the 
circumstances  of  the  frolic  at  the  fair,  which  he  and 
Mary,  for  prudential  motives,  had  previously  agreed 
to  say  nothing  about;  and  further,  communicated 
Regan's  baseness  in  saying  that  he  had  stolen  the 
ducks: — "And  I  wouldn't  wondher,"  said  Rory, 
"  if  the  black-hearted  villain  was  at  the  bottom  o' 
this^  too." 

De  Lacy  assured  him  Regan's  name  had  never 
been  mentioned  in  the  business  ;  but  Rory  declared, 
that  as  he  found  people  were  goin'  about  to  "take  his 
characther,  he  would  not  let  it  pass  with  Regan  what 
he  had  said;  for  how  could  he  know  the  beginnin'  or 
end  of  sitch  things  ?  and  so  the  safest  way  was  to 
make  Regan  ate  his  words  first." 

To  do  Rory  justice,  his  walk  by  the  river  had 
tended  to  cool  his  anger  a  good  deal,  and  he  was 
rather  inclined  to  trust  to  the  public  for  a  proper 
estimation  of  his  character,  and  to  leave  the  slander 
of  Regan  unnoticed,  when  the  fresh  information  he 
received  from  De  Lacy  added  fuel  to  the  fire  which 
had  been  reduced  to  embers,  and  all  Rory's  indigna- 
tion blazed  up  afresh,  and  confirmed  him  in  thff 
determination  to  ascertain  if  Regan  had  been  traduc- 
ing him, —  and  if  he  had,  to  shame  him,  by  confront- 


Rory  O'More  269 

ing  him  openly  and  giving  a  public  contradiction  to 
the  private  slander  with  which  he  had  sought  to  blast 
him. 

Rory's  unsatisfied  cravings  to  be  justified  sent  him 
to  bed  in  a  fever.  He  was  tortured  by  a  night  of 
dreaming,  in  which  fancy  played  the  tormentor. 
Alternately  the  grin  of  old  Solomon,  or  the  penetrat- 
ing eye  of  De  Welskein,  confronted  him  ;  and  guard- 
rooms and  cellars,  empty  streets,  crowded  fairs,  old 
rusty  kettles,  and  roasting  ducks,  were  huddled  to- 
gether in  strange  confusion.  The  ducks  were  the 
favourites  of  his  dream  :  he  was  haunted  by  a  pair  all 
night; — twirl  they  went  before  him,  till  he  twirled 
and  twisted  in  his  sleep  as  if  he  were  roasting  too ; 
and  his  mind,  with  the  ingenious  art  of  tormenting 
which  dreaming  bestows  upon  it,  easily  converted 
dangling  dudes  into  hanging  criminals,  who,  by  a 
sudden  transition  were  condensed  into  one,  and 
that  one,  became  identified  with  himself,  whom  he 
imagined  condemned  to  be  hanged  for  robbery,  and 
brought  out  to  execution,  with  all  the  eyes  of  his 
friends  and  acquaintances  staring  upon  him,  until  the 
overwhelming  sense  of  degradation  and  shame  awoke 
him.  In  vain  he  strove  to  sleep ;  night  brought  no 
rest  to  poor  Rory,  and  the  dawn  saw  him  an  early 
and  unrefreshed  riser. 

Immediately  after  quitting  his  bed,  he  started  on 
his  tour  of  discovery,  and  finding  his  suspicion  as  to 
the  author  of  the  calumny  against  him  not  unfounded, 
at  once  determined  on  the  course  he  should  pursue. 
-  Waiting  until  the  following  Sunday,  he  proceeded 
to  the  chapel  at  the  side  of  the  country  where  Regan 
resided,  which  he  knew  to  be  the  most  likely  place 
to  meet  him,  and  certainly  the  most  public.  For 
Regan,  though  a  disorderly  person,  attended  mass 
with  punctuality  :  indeed,  so  strict  is  the  observance 


270  Rory  0" More 

of  attendance  at  public  worship  on  the  part  of  the 
Irish  peasantry,  that  the  man  must  be  very  far  gone 
in  crime  who  disregards  it.  There  was  an  additional 
reason  too  for  Rory  selecting  the  day  and  the  place 
for  his  purpose :  after  the  celebration  of  the  mass, 
the  congregation  do  not  immediately  disperse,  but 
assemble  round  the  building  outside,  forming  a  sort 
of  social  "'change,"  where  those  who  have  not  seen 
each  other  for  the  by-gone  week  barter  civilities,  and 
the  current  gossip  of  the  day  is  passed  about. 

To  the  chapel,  therefore,  Rory  repaired  on  the 
Sunday  after  his  meeting  with  the  tinker,  in  company 
with  three  or  four  companions,  whom  he  wished  to 
be  witnesses  of  his  reproval  of  Regan  for  his  unhand- 
some conduct  towards  him  ;  and  when  the  mass  was 
ended,  he  and  his  friends  sought  about  in  the  crowd, 
as  they  stood  in  detached  groups  over  the  road  about 
the  chapel,  and  at  length  he  perceived  Regan  talking 
and  laughing,  the  loudest  of  a  noisy  cluster  of  rollick- 
ing young  fellows,  who  were  cracking  jokes  on  the 
old  men,  and  saying  half-complimentary,  half-impu- 
dent things  to  the  young  women  who  passed  by  them. 

Rory  walked  directly  up  to  Regan  ;  and  there  was 
so  close  a  sympathy  between  Regan's  conscience  and 
Rory's  look,  that  the  former  changed  colour  as  the 
latter  made  a  dead  stand  before  him,  and  looked  him 
straight  in  the  face,  with  the  bright  and  open  eye  that 
bears  evidence  of  an  honest  heart.  There  was  a 
moment's  silence,  after  which,  Rory  was  the  first  to 
speak. 

"  Regan,"  said  he,  "you  have  not  used  me  well  — 
and  you  know  it." 

"  I  know  little  of  any  thing  consarning  you,  and 
I  wish  to  know  less,"  replied  Regan,  as  he  turned 
on  his  heel,  and  was  going  away ;  but  Rory  laid  his 
hand  upon  him,  and  said  firmly,  — 


Rory  O'More  271 

"  Regan,  that  won't  do  !  You  've  said  things  of 
me  behind  backs,  that  I  come  to  contradict  before 
faces;  and  them  that  knows  both  of  us  is  here  to  the 
fore,  to  judge  between  us." 

"  What  are  you  talkin'  about,  man  ?  "  said  Regan 
with  a  swaggering  air,  that  but  ill  concealed  his 
uneasiness. 

"  You  know  well  what  I  'm  talkin'  about,"  an- 
swered Rory  ;  "  and  so  does  them  that  hears  me. 
Was  it  good,  Regan,  to  put  an  ugly  turn  on  an 
innocent  thrick  at  a  fair,  and  say  I  stole  your  ducks  ? 
—  I  — your  owld  playmate,  and  the  son  of  dacent 
people,  that  never  disgraced  them,  nor  never  will, 
plaze  God !  " 

"  And  did  n't  you  take  them  ?  "  said  Regan  with 
savage  effrontery. 

"  Ay,  take"  said  Rory  :  "  but,  was  take  the  word 
you  used  behind  my  back  ? " 

"  I  'm  not  to  pick  my  words  for  sitch  as  you," 
said  Regan,  who  began  to  recover  the  faint  twinge  of 
shame  that  abashed  him  at  Rory's  first  appearance, 
and  seemed  now  determined  to  brazen  out  the 
affair. 

"  Well,  I  neither  pick,  nor  stale  either,"  said  Rory, 
"  and  whoever  says  to  the  conthrairy  has  n't  the 
thruth  in  them.  And  here  I  have  come  this  blessed 
day,  and  am  afther  hearin'  the  blessed  mass ;  and  it 's 
not  at  this  time,  and  in  this  place,  I  would  lay  the 
weight  of  a  lie  on  my  soul  ;  and  yiz  are  all  here 
round  me  and  hears  me,  and  let  them  deny  me  who 
can  ;  and  I  say  to  your  face,  Regan,  that  what  you  've 
been  givin'  out  on  me  is  not  the  thruth.  I  would  n't 
use  a  harder  word  to  an  owld  friend,  —  though  we  're 
cooler  of  late." 

"  What  do  you  mane  by  harder  words  ? "  said 
Regan,  with  a  menacing  air. 


272  Rory  O'More 

"  Don't  look  so  angry,  Regan.  I  did  n't  come 
here,  this  quiet  and  blessed  day  to  fight  j  I  only  kem 
to  clear  myself  in  the  face  o'  the  world ;  —  and  hav- 
ing done  that,  I  have  no  more  to  say,  —  and  so  let 
me  go  my  ways  in  pace  and  quietness."  And  Rory 
was  turning  away,  but  Regan  prevented  him  ;  and 
now  all  his  bad  passions  gaining  the  ascendancy,  he 
said,  — 

"  If  you  mane,  by  c  harder  words,'  to  say  that  you 
come  here  to  give  me  the  lie,  it 's  what  I  won't  let 
you  or  any  man  do,  and  if  that 's  your  plan,  I  can 
tell  you  I  '11  thrust  your  impudent  words  down  your 
throat  with  my  fist  !  "  and  he  clenched  his  hand 
fiercely  in  Rory's  face. 

"  Regan,"  said  Rory,  commanding  himself,  "  I 
towld  you  I  didn't  come  here  to  fight,  but  to  clear 
myself.  Them  that  knows  us  both  hears  me  clear 
myself  and  that  's  enough  for  me." 

"  'Faith,  you  're  like  your  sisther,  my  buck  !  " 
said  Regan  :  "  both  o'  yiz  will  go  jist  half-ways  with 
a  man." 

"  Regan  !  "  exclaimed  Rory  with  an  honest  vehe- 
mence that  forced  him  to  hear  him  till  he  finished 
his  sentence,  "the  black  dhrop  is  in  you,  or  you 
would  n't  say  an  ill  word  of  a  dacent  girl  that  never 
wronged  you  !  She  never  liked  you,  Regan  —  and 
you  know  it.  She  never  wint  half-ways  with  you  — 
and  you  know  it ;  and  now  to  your  teeth  I  tell  you, 
you  're  a  slandherous  liar  and  you  know  it !  " 

The  word  had  hardly  passed  Rory's  lips,  when 
a  tremendous  blow  from  Regan  was  aimed  at  him., 
which  Rory  avoided  by  nimbly  springing  beyond  its 
reach ;  and  Regan  left  himself  so  open  by  his  wild 
attack,  that  our  hero  put  in  a  hit  so  well  directed 
that  his  ruffianly  foe  was  felled  to  the  earth.  He 
rose  immediately,  however,  foaming  with  rage,  and 


Rory  O'More  273 

was  rushing  on  Rory  with  tremendous  fury,  when 
the  by-standers  closed  in  between  the  combatants, 
and  it  was  suggested  by  some  that  hostilities  should 
proceed  no  further;  while  others  proposed  that  if 
the  men  were  bent  on  fighting,  it  would  be  best  to 
adjourn  to  some  adjacent  field  and  strip  for  the 
encounter.  Regan's  friends  were  for  the  latter 
course ;  while  the  better  disposed  endeavoured  to 
dissuade  Rory  from  exchanging  any  more  blows. 
But  Rory  was  high-mettled  :  he  said  they  all  could 
bear  witness  he  strove  as  far  as  he  could  to  prevent 
matters  going  to  such  extremities ;  but,  as  the  case 
stood,  he  'd  never  let  it  be  said  that  an  O'More 
refused  to  fight.  "  I  'd  rather  't  was  any  day  but 
Sunday,  to  be  sure,"  said  Rory  :  "but  I  heer'd  mass  ; 
so,  having  done  my  duty  to  God,  I  'm  ready  to  do 
my  duty  to  man  —  and  in  throth  I  '11  do  my  best 
to  plaze  him,"  said  he,  throwing  off"  the  upper  part 
of  his  dress,  lightly,  and  laughing.  "  I  've  the  good 
cause  on  my  side,  any  how  ;  so  see  fair  play,  boys, 
and  let  him  do  his  worst." 

Great  interest  was  excited  by  the  approaching  con- 
test. Regan  had  the  reputation  of  a  bruiser,  and  was 
rather  inclined  to  take  advantage  of  it  when  he  had 
to  deal  with  those  who  permitted  such  a  practice  j 
and  the  report  having  gone  abroad  that  he  had  been 
worsted  by  Rory  in  the  trifling  turn-up  of  the  fair, 
gave  rise  to  various  opinions  on  the  subject. 

Let  not  this  surprise  the  reader  —  it  was  an  event 
amongst  a  village  population  :  to  those  who  are  be- 
yond the  reach  of  more  exciting  objects,  the  fall  of  a 
favourite  fighter  is  of  as  much  importance  as  the  fall 
of  a  minister. 

The  companions  of  Regan  protested  the  impossi- 
bility of  Rory's  conquest  over  their  champion,  but 
for  the  chance  of  his  being  in  liquor  at  the  time; 


274  Rory  O'More 

and  the  friends  of  Rory  —  that  is  to  say,  the  bulk  of 
the  community  —  looked  forward  to  the  approaching 
fight  with  a  degree  of  dread  that  there  might  be  but  too 
much  truth  in  the  assertion,  and  that  Rory  was  about 
to  lose  his  newly-acquired  laurels,  which  they  had 
been  flourishing  in  the  teeth  of  Regan's  party  with 
that  sort  of  second-hand  triumph  people  always  in- 
dulge in  when  some  "cock  of  the  walk"  has  been 
well  plucked.  They  feared  the  moment  was  come 
which  should  rob  them  of  the  opportunity  of  saying, 
"Phoo!  Regan  indeed!  Arrah,  sure  Rory  O'More 
leathered  him  !  " 

I  will  not  attempt  to  describe  a  boxing-match  :  it 
has  been  often  better  done  than  I  could  do  it ;  and 
the  better  it  has  been  done,  the  more  I  have  always 
wished  it  had  been  left  undone. 

Of  the  result,  all  need  be  said  is,  that  Regan  was 
savage,  and  Rory,  knowing  the  power  of  his  adver- 
sary, cautious.  This,  and  his  activity,  did  wonders 
for  him ;  and  after  some  furious  hitting  from  Regan, 
which  Rory  sometimes  guarded  and  sometimes  broke 
away  beyond  reach  of,  Regan  began  to  breathe  hard, 
of  which  our  hero  took  advantage;  the  tide  soon 
turned  in  his  favour ;  and  doubtless,  the  conscience 
of  either  of  the  combatants  had  no  insignificant  influ- 
ence upon  the  fight.  The  ultimate  consequence, 
however,  was,  that  Rory  again  triumphed  over  his 
malignant  adversary ;  and  a  sullen  silence  on  the  part 
of  a  disappointed  few,  with  a  hearty  shout  from  the 
exulting  many,  declared  that  Regan  had  given  in, 
and  Rory  O'More  was  the  victor. 


CHAPTER   XXIII 

CONTAINING  DE  LACY's  LETTER, CONTRASTING  THE 

CONDITIONS    OF    IRELAND    AND    ENGLAND 

"Look  here,  upon  this  picture  —  and  on  this." 

THE  glorious  news  to  Britain  of  the  victory  of 
the  nth  of  October  had  now  spread  rejoicing 
over  England,  but  caused  aching  to  many  a  heart  in 
Ireland.  The  Texel  fleet  was  conquered,  and  its  ad- 
miral a  prisoner  in  England.  No  more  chance  of  aid 
might  be  looked  for  from  that  quarter,  and  for  a  short 
time  the  hopes  of  the  United  Irishmen  were  blighted. 

But  in  a  few  days,  other  news  arrived  to  temper 
the  severity  of  this  blow  to  their  designs,  and  made 
them  yet  more  confident  of  assistance  from  France. 

Other  triumphs  than  Duncan's  filled-  the  ear  of 
Europe;  for  just  now  the  rapid  and  brilliant  succes- 
sion of  Buonaparte's  victories  in  Italy  more  than  out- 
weighe'd  the  naval  conquest  of  Duncan,  and  Austria 
saw,  one  after  another,  her  experienced  generals 
beaten  by  the  young  Corsican,  and  her  veteran  armies 
overwhelmed  by  the  raw  levies  of  impetuous  France. 
The  1 8th  of  October  witnessed  the  failure  of  the 
Bourbon  plot  in  the  assemblies  of  Paris ;  the  Clichy 
Club  was  suppressed ;  Pichegru  and  Carnot  fled  ;  the 
republic  again  triumphed  over  the  attempts  of  the 
Royalists,  and  was  once  more  secured  under  a  new 
Directory.  Austria  was  forced  to  sign  a  peace  dic- 
tated by  the  enemy,  and  France  was  more  free  than 


276  Rory  0' More 

ever  to  pursue  her  hostility  against  England.  Then 
came  that  tremendous  assembling  of  her  victorious 
troops,  which  soon  after  were  gathered  on  the  northern 
shore,  under  the  denomination  of  the  "  Army  of  Eng- 
land ; "  and  then  was  threatened  the  memorable  "  in- 
vasion "  that  occupied  all  the  attention  of  Great 
Britain. 

This  was  the  period  of  all  others  most  favourable 
to  the  views  of  the  Irish  republican  party ;  and  De 
Lacy,  seizing  the  occasion,  despatched  a  letter  to 
France,  urging  immediate  aid  to  Ireland,  which  was 
ripe  for  revolt. 

His  report  ran  as  follows  :  — 

"My  last  letter  was  written  against  the  grain;  I 
had  to  tell  of  many  unexpected  truths,  evincing  Eng- 
land's security  :  but  now  my  words  flow  from  my 
heart,  and  I  say,  Strike  for  Ireland,  and  it  will  be  an 
easy  victory.  Here  all  is  ripe  for  revolution.  The 
besotted  and  cruel  intolerance  of  the  party  in  power, 
and  the  deplorable  wretchedness  and  long-suffering 
of  the  neglected  and  oppressed  people,  cannot  go  any 
farther. 

"  The  former  cannot  be  greater  tyrants,  nor  the 
latter  greater  slaves ;  the  one  party  cannot  add  greater 
weight  to  their  chain,  nor  the  other  ever  have  greater 
cause  to  wish  it  broken.  Come,  then,  and  strike  the 
manacles  from  the  bondsmen ! 

"  This  is  indeed  the  land  of  misery  and  misrule ! 
How  the  sister  island,  as  she  is  called,  of  Great  Britain, 
can  be  in  so  degraded  a  state,  while  England  revels  in 
prosperity,  is  one  of  those  enigmas  which  baffles  all 
attempt  at  solution.  In  contrast  to  the  state  of  Eng- 
land, listen  to  a  rough  sketch  of  the  condition  of  this 
lovely  but  wretched  country. 

"  One  striking  difference  between  the  two  islands 
is,  that  while  in  England  society  consists  of  many 


Rory  O'More  277 

grades,  sinking  slightly  the  one  beneath  the  other,  but 
presenting  no  startling  difference  in  the  descent ;  in 
Ireland  there  are  but  two,  —  the  upper  and  the  lower. 
There  is  a  sort  of  mongrel  middle  rank,  but  consist- 
ing of  too  few  to  constitute  any  thing  like  a  class,  in 
comparison  with  the  others.  In  England  there  are 
many  degrees  between  the  peer  and  the  peasant ;  — 
but  not  so  here :  the  cementing  portions  of  society  are 
•panting ;  the  wholesome  links  that  bind  it  together 
f  xist  not  here  ;  —  in  short,  Ireland  may  be  comprised 
under  two  great  heads,  —  those  who  inflict,  and  those 
who  suffer. 

"  In  Ireland  the  aristocracy  seem  to  live  wholly  for 
themselves :  the  poor  they  seem  to  consider  utterly 
unworthy  of  being  thought  of.  Look  at  the  English 
tenantry,  —  lived  amongst  by  their  landlords,  and 
their  comforts  cared  for ;  while  the  poor  Irish  are  left 
to  take  what  care  they  can  of  themselves.  If  the 
fever  visit  an  English  village,  there  is  the  manor- 
house  to  apply  to,  whence  the  hand  of  affluence  can 
be  stretched  forth  to  afford  the  comforts  which  the 
hour  of  sickness  demands.  If  the  typhus  rage  in  Ire- 
land, there  is  not  for  miles,  perhaps,  the  hall  of  a 
proprietor  to  look  to  ;  and  where  there  is,  it  is  vacant ; 
grass  grows  before  its  doors,  and  closed  shutters  say 
to  the  destitute,  l  No  help  have  you  here.  My  lord 
spends  elsewhere  the  gold  you  have  paid  to  his  agent, 
and  his  wine-cellar  is  not  to  be  invaded  by  a  pauper.' 
His  claret  flows  freely  midst  the  laugh  of  revelry,  but 
may  not  retard  the  expiring  sigh  of  some  dying  father 
of  a  helpless  offspring.  c  Drain  the  cask  dry  for  riot ! ' 
cries  the  bacchanal,  4  and  let  the  call  of  charity  be 
echoed  back  by  the  empty  barrel ! ' 

"  What  can  such  a  landlord  hope  for  from  his  ne- 
glected serf?  Is  it  to  be  expected  that  his  name  will 
be  heard  with  blessings  and  his  person  looked  upon 


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with  attachment,  or  that  the  wholesome  link  between 
landlord  and  tenant  can  exist  under  such  a  state  of 
things  ?  No  :  they  are  not  beings  of  the  same  com- 
munity —  man  and  the  beast  of  the  field  are  not  more 
distinct  than  these  two  classes  of  people,  and  the 
time  will  come  when  the  Irish  landlord  shall  bitterly 
lament,  that  the  only  bond  which  held  the  peasant  to 
his  master,  was  his  chain. 

"  Be  it  yours  to  hasten  this  epoch,  for  all  is  ripe 
for  change,  because  any  change  must  be  better  for 
them ;  —  at  least,  no  change  can  make  them  worse. 
Therefore  are  they  brands  ready  for  the  lighting. 

"  I  told  you  of  the  comforts  of  a  village  in  England. 
What  is  such  a  thing  in  Ireland  ?  —  an  irregular  jumble 
of  mud-hovels,  whose  thatch  has  been  so  long  with- 
out repair  that  its  decomposition  produces  vegetation ; 
and  you  may  see  ragged  cocks  and  hens  feeding  on 
the  roof;  a  pig  wallows  on  a  dunghill  before  the  door 
(lucky  when  they  have  one !)  —  until  a  starved  cur, 
roused  by  some  half  (or  whole)  naked  children,  dis- 
turbs him  from  his  place  of  enjoyment,  and  drives 
him  for  shelter  into  the  house,  whose  mistress  protects 
1  the  gintleman  that  pays  the  rint.'  I  heard  the  say- 
ing of  a  l  fool,'  or  l  natural,'  as  they  call  idiots  in  this 
country,  which  amused  me  much  for  its  graphic  truth  : 
his  definition  of  a  village  was  admirably  given  in  four 
words, 4  Pigs,  dogs,  dunghills,  and  blackguards  ! ' 

"  The  hovels  of  the  Irish  peasantry  are  not  by  any 
means  so  good  as  the  stables  of  their  masters'  horses. 
The  lord  of  the  soil  would  not  let  his  hunter  sleep  in 
the  wretched  place  he  suffers  his  tenantry  to  dwell  in, 
and  for  which  he  receives  the  rent  that  supports  him 
in  his  wastefulness.  Nor  does  he  seek  to  better  their 
condition ;  and  if  a  murmur  of  discontent  escape 
these  ill-used  people,  they  are  branded  with  the  foul- 
est names,  and  the  guilty  party  seeks,  by  heaping 


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abuse  and  calumny  on  those  whom  he  injures,  to  jus- 
tify the  conduct  which  has  produced  the  very  state  of 
things  of  which  he  complains. 

"  I  spoke  of  the  English  peasant-children  playing 
at  cricket,  and  remarked  that  the  peasantry  must  be 
in  a  state  of  comfort  who  can  afford  to  buy  the  mate- 
rials of  play  for  their  offspring.  What  is  the  Irish 
game  amongst  the  children  ?  —  an  imitation  of  the 
manly  exercise  of  hurling,  which  they  call '  commons  : ' 
this  is  nothing  more  than  driving  a  stone  before  them 
with  a  crooked  stick,  which  is  cut  from  any  hedge 
that  may  afford  it.  The  English  children  took  off 
their  clothes,  to  play :  not  so  the  Irish,  and  for  the 
best  reason  in  the  world,  —  because  they  had  no 
clothes  to  take  off;  they  are  nearly  all  in  a  state  of 
nudity,  and  even  when  not  quite  uncovered,  their 
wretched  rags  are  almost  worse  than  nakedness. 

"  It  is  impossible  to  conceive  human  nature  reduced 
to  so  great  a  state  of  privation  in  every  way  as  it  is 
here ;  and  even  under  all  this  privation  they  are 
merry,  and  I  verily  believe  would  be  content,  only 
they  are  goaded  by  insult  and  oppression  into  the 
bargain.  The  most  active  of  their  persecutors  are 
the  mongrel  middle  class  to  whom  I  alluded ;  — 
Squireens  they  are  called  by  the  people.  These  fel- 
lows have  not  an  idea  beyond  a  dog,  a  gun,  a  horse, 
and  the  pleasures  of  the  table.  They  are  generally 
the  descendants  of  Cromwell's  or  William's  troopers, 
and,  of  course,  are  the  fiercest  upholders  of  the 
ascendency  which  gives  them  all  they  have.  But 
they  are  not  even  content  with  this  :  they  must  re- 
Vile  and  malign  the  people  whom  their  forefathers 
despoiled.  They  are  the  toad-eaters  of  those  in 
power,  to  whom  they  bow,  and  from  whom  in  return 
they  get  the  refuse  of  the  sops  of  which  the  ascendant 
partv  have  the  dispensing, 
a.  —  3 


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"  From  this  class  are  all  the  minor  fry  of  govern- 
ment officers  selected,  and  in  their  hands  is  the 
magistracy  throughout  the  country  vested.  The  con- 
sequence is,  that  the  people  have  not  the  shadow  of 
Justice  to  shelter  under,  much  less  her  shield  :  the 
law  of  the  land  (so  called),  and  as  it  is  administered 
by  this  partisan  magistracy,  is  not  the  poor  man's 
friend,  but  his  foe.  So  they  are  all  ready  to  upset 
such  a  state  of  things  as  soon  as  they  can.  Do  not 
delay  this  epoch  ;  —  I  repeat  it,  —  strike  now,  and 
Ireland  shall  be  free  ! 

"  There  is  every  thing  ready  to  aid  in  the  enter- 
prise. In  the  North,  the  organisation  is  extensive, 
and  arms  and  ammunition  prepared ;  and  it  is  there, 
as  Tone  has  recommended,  I  would  advise  the  descent 
to  be  made. 

"  The  midland  counties  have  a  tolerably  well-or- 
ganised union  also,  and  it  has  spread  to  the  West. 
It  is  where  I  am  at  present,  in  the  South,  that  there 
is  less  of  preparation  for  revolt ;  but  the  spirit  to  be 
free  is  every  where,  and  they  are  all  ready  to  rise  the 
moment  they  have  a  force  of  disciplined  troops  landed, 
to  form  a  nucleus  round  which  they  may  gather. 

"  Some  time  it  will  take,  of  course,  to  make  them 
good  soldiers ;  but  they  are  very  quick,  and  in  a  cause 
in  which  their  hearts  lay  would  soon  make  available 
troops.  The  great  requisites  for  a  soldier  they  possess 
in  a  supereminent  degree,  —  long  endurance  of  fatigue 
and  fasting,  and  courage  not  to  be  surpassed  by  any 
nation  under  heaven. 

"  In  short,  never  was  there  a  country  more  ready 
for  revolution,  nor  more  needing  it.  Every  thing  is 
antagonised,  every  thing  in  extremes:  it  is  waste  or 
want,  raiment  or  fags,  feasting  or  starvation.  There 
is  no  middle  to  any  thing.  The  very  column  of 
society  is  broken  —  the  capital  and  base  alone  remain  : 


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the  shaft  is  shattered,  and  the  two  extremes  are  in 
ruinous  separation. 

u  If  any  thing  were  wanting  to  complete  this  fearful 
state  of  things,  it  is  this  :  —  with  these  two  parties,  re- 
ligion is  a  badge,  and  not  a  blessing  ;  and  they  make 
their  creeds,  which  profess  peace,  a  war-cry." 

This  letter  De  Lacy  forwarded  to  France ;  and 
about  a  fortnight  afterwards,  he  himself  made  a  visit 
to  Dublin,  to  consult  with  the  chiefs  of  the  revolu- 
tionary party  on  the  necessity  of  having  the  organisa- 
tion in  a  state  of  readiness  for  co-operation  with  the 
force  from  France  which  he  doubted  not,  his  letter 
would  hasten. 


CHAPTER   XXIV 

SHOWING  HOW  A  GENTLEMAN  MIGHT  NOT  DRESS 
HIMSELF  AS  HE  PLEASED  FORTY  YEARS  AGO,  IN 
IRELAND 

"  Sure,  there's  some  wonder  in  this  handkerchief." 

Othello. 


'T  is  a  poor  distressed 


For  the  wearing  of  the  green, 
For  the  wearing  of  the  green, 
tressed  country  for  the  wearing  of  the  green. 
National  Ballad. 


ON  communicating  with  the  Central  Committee  in 
Dublin,  De  Lacy  found  all  was  in  readiness  to 
co-operate  with  a  force  landing  from  France.  But, 
sanguine  as  were  their  expectations  of  aid  from  the 
republic,  their  disappointments  had  been  so  frequent, 
that,  after  some  time  had  elapsed,  they  urged  De  Lacy 
to  present  himself  in  person  to  the  Directory,  and 
urge  an  immediate  movement  in  their  favour.  "Im- 
patience," said  they,  "  begins  to  manifest  itself  in  some  ; 
—  despair  in  others  ;  and  action  becomes  necessary. 
How  many  opportunities  have  been  frustrated  !  - 
While  there  was  mutiny  to  a  fearful  extent  in  the 
English  navy,  our  friends  in  the  Texel  could  not  give 
us  aid,  and  thus  a  favourable  occasion  was  lost  j  and 
now,  when  the  recent  victories  and  glorious  peace 
France  has  achieved  leave  her  free  for  action  —  now 
is  the  time  to  cripple  Britain  !  Should  this  moment 
be  allowed  to  pass,  we  may  never  find  another." 
Thus  urged,  De  Lacy  determined  on  acting  in 


Rory  O'More  28. 


accordance  with  the  views  of  the  leading  members  of 
the  United  men,  and  returned  to  the  South,  to  make 
the  necessary  arrangements  with  De  Welskein  for  his 
being  conveyed  to  France.  During  De  Lacy's  ab- 
sence, the  circumstances  of  the  immediate  region  of 
our  story  were  ripening  into  more  serious  action. 
"  The  plot  was  thickening,"  as  the  romance  readers 
say,  and  Rory  was  getting  more  and  more  into  hot 
water. 

The  affair  of  the  guard-room,  and  his  private  inter- 
view with  the  colonel,  had  spread  amongst  Regan's 
set ;  and  however  De  Welskein  was  answered  by 
De  Lacy  upon  every  charge  he  could  bring  against 
O'More,  it  was  not  such  an  easy  matter  to  silence 
the  murmurs  of  a  parcel  of  prejudiced  ruffians,  whose 
personal  dislike  of  our  hero  (because  he  was  not  of 
their  set,  and  had  thrashed  their  leader)  rendered  them 
impervious  to  every  particle  of  evidence  which  they 
did  not  choose  to  believe. 

At  this  time,  too,  they  dreaded  the  approaching 
trial  of  Darby  Daly,  the  man  who  had  been  arresttd 
the  same  night  as  Rory.  He  was  not  only  a  smug- 
gler, but  a  United  man  ;  and  they  feared,  in  case  of  a 
conviction,  that  he  might  "  blab  "  to  save  himself. 
So,  to  prevent  such  a  disagreeable  result,  and  as  the 
gaol  where  he  was  confined  was  too  strong  to  admit 
any  hope  of  escape,  it  was  determined  that  the  awk- 
ward circumstances  likely  to  result  from  a  trial  should 
be  avoided,  by  putting  the  prosecutor  and  principal 
witness  out  of  the  way. 

This  was  no  less  a  person  than  "  The  Collector," 
Scrubbs ;  and  how  he  was  to  be  disposed  of,  was 
matter  of  consultation  with  De  Welskein's  party, 
who,  being  all  liable  to  implication  in  the  smuggling 
affair,  were  equally  anxious  to  get  rid  of  the  collector. 
Now,  "  Soldering  Solomon,"  being  a  long-headed  old 


284  Rory  O'More 


fellow,  and  interested  in  the  success  of  the  smuggling, 
might  help  them  in  the  matter;  and  as  there  was  an 
appointment  made  for  the  following  Sunday,  when  a 
certain  "jollification  "  was  to  be  held,  at  which  most 
of  the  "  set "  were  to  be  present,  it  was  agreed  to 
postpone  the  consideration  of  the  collector's  fate 
until  that  day,  when  the  tinker  might  assist  in  their 
councils. 

In  the  mean  time,  De  Lacy  sought  De  Welskein, 
who  promised  to  be  ready  to  sail  for  France  within 
the  ensuing  week.  De  Lacy  urged  an  earlier  de- 
parture; but  as  the  smuggler  said  his  lugger  would 
not  be  off  the  coast  until  that  time,  his  embarkation 
was  of  nece'ssity  delayed. 

But  an  event  soon  took  place  which  might  have 
terminated  fatally  to  De  Lacy,  and  prevented  any 
future  voyages  he  projected.  He  had  been  in  the 
neighbouring  village,  and  was  about  to  return,  when 
a  troop  of  yeomanry  cavalry  rode  in  and  halted  half- 
way up  the  street,  opposite  to  M'Garry's,  the  apothe- 
cary's, at  whose  shop  the  post-office  was  established. 
The  troop  had  been  under  the  inspection  of  the  dis- 
trict general  that  day,  and  was  then  returning,  when 
Solomon  Slink,  Esq.  of  Slinkstown,  captain  of  the 
corps,  halted  his  troop,  as  already  stated,  to  inquire  at 
the  post-office  if  there  were  any  letters  for  him.  The 
captain  was  a  violent  person  in  his  politics ;  one  of 
those  with  whom  it  is  not  enough  to  support  their  own 
opinions,  but  to  knock  down  those  of  every  body  who 
thinks  differently  from  themselves  :  and  in  those  days, 
when  on  the  side  of  authority  so  much  could  be  done 
with  impunity,  such  a  person  was  prone  to  coinmit 
outrage  on  very  trivial  grounds. 

It  so  happened,  that  as  he  rode  up  to  M'Garry's 
shop,  De  Lacy  was  about  to  leave  it,  and  was  just 
upon  the  threshold  as  the  captain  was  going  to  ask 


Rory  0 'More  285 

for  his  letters ;  but  his  eye  was  attracted  by  the  green 
handkerchief  which  De  Lacy  wore,  which,  being  the 
national  colour  of  Ireland,  was  offensive  to  the  sight 
of  those  who  loved  oppression  better  than  their  coun- 
try ;  and  so  the  captain,  being  at  the  head  of  his 
corps,  thought  he  could  exercise  a  bit  of  loyal  tyranny 
with  safety. 

Casting  a  ferocious  look  upon  De  Lacy,  he  said  in 
the  most  offensive  manner,  "  Why  do  you  wear  that 
green  handkerchief?" 

De  Lacy  was  taken  by  surprise  at  the  extraordinary 
insolence  of  the  man,  and  the  ultra  intolerance  that 
would  interfere  with  the  private  right  of  dressing  as 
one  pleased.  Before  he  could  answer,  the  question 
was  repeated  with  increased  offensiveness. 

"  I  believe,  sir,"  said  De  Lacy,  "  I  have  as  good 
a  right  to  wear. a  handkerchief  as  you." 

"  Not  a  green  one,"  said  the  captain. 

"  I  'm  not  aware  of  any  law  against  wearing  green, 
sir,"  said  De  Lacy. 

"/'//  show  you  law  for  it!"  said  the  other. 
«  Take  it  off,  sir  !  " 

"  I  shall  do  no  such  thing,  sir." 

"  Won't  you  ?  Then  if  you  don't,  by  G — d  1 
will !  " 

"That  you  may  do  if  you  like,  sir,"  said  De  Lacy, 
folding  his  arms  and  drawing  himself  up  to  his  full 
height. 

The  captain  pressed  his  spurs  to  his  horse's  side, 
and  plunging  rudely  upon  De  Lacy,  he  laid  his  hand 
upon  the  tie  of  his  handkerchief,  which  he  dragged 
from  his  neck  and  flung  upon  the  ground,  saying, 
"  There  's  your  d — d  rebel  green  for  you  !  " 

De  Lacy  grew  as  pale  and  cold,  and  firm,  too,  as 
marble,  at  the  brutal  affront,  and  said  to  the  yeomanry 
hero,  with  a  tone  of  chilling  mockery  in  his  voice, — 


286  Rory  0" More 

"Thank  you!  —  And  now,  sir,  after  your  polite 
attention  to  my  toilet,  may  I  beg  the  favour  of 
your  dismounting  and  walking  into  the  fields  with 
me  ?  I  see  your  holsters  are  provided  with  pistols, 
and  two  of  your  own  gentlemen  can  arrange  our 
ground." 

"  Arrange  your  grandmother !  "  said  the  polished 
captain.  "  Fight  a  rebel,  indeed  !  I  'd  see  you  d — d 
first." 

"  Then,  sir,"  said  De  Lacy,  "  at  the  head  of  your 
own  corps,  I  tell  you  you  're  a  coward  !  " 

Captain  Slink  half  drew  his  sword ;  but  his  arm 
was  arrested  by  the  Protestant  clergyman  of  the  parish, 
who  fortunately  was  beside  him,  or  perhaps  De  Lacy's 
life  might  have  paid  the  forfeit  of  his  temerity,  in 
daring  to  object  to  this  loyal  aggression,  and  fling 
back  insult  for  insult. 

Having  thus  defied  the  captain  without  producing 
the  desired  result,  De  Lacy  turned  on  his  heel,  and 
left  him  boiling  with  indignation  at  the  epithet  that 
had  been  flung  in  his  teeth. 

"  Does  any  one  know  who  the  rascal  is  ? "  said 
he. 

"  I  know  where  the  fellow  lives,"  said  the  col- 
lector, who,  as  well  as  Sweeny,  was  one  of  the 
corps. 

The  captain,  having  received  his  letters  from  the 
post-office,  the  troop  was  again  put  in  motion ;  and 
on  the  road  a  long  conversation  took  place  between 
Scrubbs,  Sweeny,  and  the  commander,  relative  to 
De  Lacy,  on  whom  they  had  always  looked  with 
a  suspicious  eye,  and  after  whom  they  thought  it 
necessary  some  inquiry  should  be  made.  "  Never 
fear,"  said  the  captain ;  "  I  Ml  have  a  sharp  eye  on 
the  chap." 

That  evening,  while  the  lord  of  Slinkstown  was 


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drinking  his  claret,  he  was  seriously  considering  a 
letter  he  had  just  received,  a  passage  in  which  arrested 
his  attention,  in  connection  with  the  occurrence  be- 
tween him  and  De  Lacy  that  day.  It  mentioned 
fears  being  entertained  amongst  the  well-affected  to 
the  government,  that  emissaries  from  France  were  at 
work  in  Ireland  ;  and  the  writer  (who  was  an  official 
in  Dublin  Castle)  had  heard  some  rumours  of  a  sus- 
picious person  having  been  lately  seen  leaving  Dublin 
in  one  of  the  southern  coaches;  and  recommending 
to  the  captain  vigilance  about  his  district,  in  case 
questionable  people  might  be  observed. 

At  this  period,  though  government  had  not  any 
tangible  evidence  to  go  upon  to  prove  a  conspiracy, 
yet  their  fears  were  awake  upon  the  subject ;  and 
some  arrests  had  been  made  on  mere  suspicion,  even 
at  this  time,  and  their  spies  were  on  the  alert  in  all 
quarters. 

It  will  not,  under  these  circumstances,  be  wondered 
at  that  the  captain  determined  to  see  more  about 
De  Lacy,  against  whom  not  only  his  loyalty  urged 
him  to  be  hostile,  but  the  insult  which  had  been  cast 
upon  him  so  publicly  :  he  therefore  ordered  a  muster 
of  the  corps  for  the  next  day,  and  determined  on 
arresting  De  Lacy. 

That  young  gentleman  pursued  his  road  homewards 
after  leaving  the  village,  muttering  desperate  speeches 
all  the  way,  and  longing  in  his  inmost  soul  to  have 
a  shot  at  the  captain  :  but  as  that  was  clearly  out  of 
the  question,  he  was  obliged  to  be  satisfied  with  call- 
ing him  fifty  thousand  "  ruffians  "  and  "  poltroons." 
This  relieved  his  mind  considerably;  and  after  swear- 
ing over  about  a  mile  of  ground,  he  began  to  think 
that,  after  what  had  taken  place,  it  was  just  as  well 
he  was  leaving  the  country,  where  to  have  remained 
without  getting  "satisfaction  "  would  have  "  stuck  in 


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his  gizzard,"  as  Lord  Chesterfield  says;  so  he  was 
all  impatience  for  getting  to  France,  to  hurry  the  ex- 
pedition, that  he  might  return  and  wreak  his  vengeance 
on  all  the  yeomanry  in  Ireland  for  the  insult  he  had 
received  from  the  bully  captain. 


CHAPTER   XXV 

SHOWING  HOW  A  PASS  MAY  DEFEND  A  SOLDIER, 
AS  WELL  AS  A  SOLDIER  DEFEND  A  PASS;  AND 
HOW  A  MAN  IN  AUTHORITY  MAY  ORDER  SABRES 
FOR  ONE,  WITHOUT  ADMIRING  PISTOLS  FOR  TWO 

THE  morning  after  this  untoward  occurrence,  De 
Welskein  and  De  Lacy  were  in  consultation 
in  Rory  O'More's  cottage  upon  the  projected  trip  to 
France.  The  smuggler  anticipated  that  the  Monday 
or  Tuesday  following  would  see  the  lugger  upon  the 
coast,  and  he  appointed  a  place  where  De  Lacy 
should  be  in  readiness  to  embark.  Before  they  had 
finished  their  conference,  De  Lacy's  ear  caught  the 
sound  of  the  approaching  tramp  of  horses  ;  and  look- 
ing from  the  window,  he  saw  the  troop  of  yeomanry 
cavalry  trotting  down  the  boreen,  with  his  friend  the 
captain  at  their  head,  flanked  by  Scrubbs  and  Sweeny. 
Scrubbs  never  had  forgiven  De  Lacy  the  liberal 
sentiments  he  expressed  on  the  coach  the  day  of  his 
journey  downwards  ;  and  Sweeny,  whose  indignation 
was  great  against  Rory  for  the  alteration  of  the 
tombstone,  had  a  misgiving  that  this  mysterious 
stranger  had  something  to  do  with  turning  a  loyal 
Protestant  into  ridicule.  Therefore,  both  these  gentle- 
men, independently  of  their  duty  to  their  captain  and 
the  good  of  the  state,  were  very  willing  to  join  in 
a  domiciliary  visit  to  Rory  O'More,  and  make  an 
arrest  upon  his  friend. 


290  Rory  O'More 

The  moment  De  Lacy  saw  the  yeomanry,  he  calcu- 
lated some  mischief  was  in  the  wind ;  and  feeling 
that  the  presence  of  a  foreigner  under  existing  cir- 
cumstances would  bear  an  unfavourable  interpretation 
against  him,  he  opened  the  door  to  call  for  Rory,  who, 
being  always  on  the  alert  in  cases  of  emergency,  had 
his  hand  already  upon  the  latch  to  warn  De  Lacy  of 
the  approach  of  the  armed  men. 

"  He  must  not  be  seen,"  said  De  Lacy,  pointing 
to  De  Welskein.  "  Can  you  conceal  him  ?  " 

"  In  a  jiffey,"  said  Rory.  "  Make  haste,  your 
sowl !  "  said  he  to  the  Frenchman ;  "  come  along 
here  !  "  and  he  pulled  the  smuggler  across  the  floor 
of  the  kitchen,  to  where,  in  a  recess  beside  the  fire- 
place, a  kish  used  for  holding  turf  stood  ;  and  Rory, 
in  an  instant  emptying  the  turf  from  the  basket,  said, 
"  Down  with  you,  Divilskin,  my  darlin',  —  down  on 
your  marrow-bones  !  " 

The  Frenchman,  though  he  did  not  understand  his 
language,  comprehended  his  meaning,  and  dropping 
on  his  knees,  Rory  inverted  the  kish  upon  him  and 
covered  him  completely. 

While  all  this  was  doing  inside  the  house,  the 
captain  had  his  plans  to  put  in  practice  outside :  he 
completely  surrounded  the  cottage  with  his  men  to 
prevent  an  escape,  and  then  he  swaggered  into  the 
house  with  his  sword  clattering  at  his  heels,  followed 
by  Sweeny  and  Scrubbs. 

De  Lacy,  apprehending  that  the  women  might  be 
alarmed  and  their  agitation  be  productive  of  mischief, 
came  forward  to  meet  the  captain  and  his  supporters 
at  once,  that  his  presence  might  call  off  their  attention 
from  the  widow  and  her  daughter.  Before  they  who 
came  to  seek  him  had  time  to  ask  a  question,  De 
Lacy  said,  "  I  rather  think  the  honour  of  this  visit  is 
meant  for  me." 


Rory  O'More  291 

The  captain  at  the  first  glance  did  not  recognise 
him,  for  De  Lacy  had  a  dressing-gown  on,  as  his 
coat  had  been  wetted  through  that  morning  by  a 
heavy  shower  of  rain ;  but  on  a  second  look,  the 
yeomanry  hero  perceived  it  was  his  man,  and  said, 
u  Yes,  you  are  the  person  I  want." 

De  Lacy,  pointing  politely  to  the  door  of  his  bed- 
room, whence  he  had  stepped,  said,  "  Will  you  do  me 
the  favour  to  go  into  my  room  ? " 

"Go  on,"   said  the  captain;   "we'll  follow  you." 

De  Lacy,  bowing  courteously  and  still  pointing  to 
the  door,  said,  "  After  you,  if  you  please."  And 
there  was  that  influence  in  his  manner  which  an  air 
of  politeness  always  bestows,  that  even  the  brutality 
of  the  squireen  captain  was  not  insensible  to  its 
power,  and  he  and  his  satellites  entered  the  room, 
followed  by  De  Lacy,  who  closed  the  door. 

41  Gentlemen,  pray  be   seated,"    continued    he. 

"  There  's  no  necessity,  —  our  business  here  is  very 
short." 

"  May  I  beg  to  know  what  is  your  business,  sir  ?  " 

"  That 's  just  the  question  I  was  going  to  ask  you. 
—  I  want  to  know  who  and  what  you  are,  and  where 
you  come  from." 

"  I  have  yet  to  learn,  sir,  what  authority  you  have 
for  asking  such  a  question." 

"  That  's  always  the  answer  that  people  make  who 
can't  give  a  good  account  of  themselves." 

At  this  moment  the  door  was  opened,  and  Rory, 
putting  in  his  head,  said,  "  I  beg  your  pardon,  sir, — 
here 's  your  coat :  "  and  De  Lacy  saw  in  the  expres- 
sion of  his  eye  that  he  had  some  meaning  in  his  in- 
trusion ;  —  so,  going  to  the  door,  he  received  the 
garment  from  Rory,  who  said  in  a  whisper  as  he 
handed  it  to  him,  "  The  pass  is  in  the  pocket." 

De  Lacy  caught  Rory's  idea  on  the  instant,  and 


292  Rory  O'More 

begging  pardon  of  his  visitors,  threw  off  his  dressing- 
gown  and  resumed  his  coat. 

The  moment  that  Rory  had  seen  the  captain  enter 
the  house,  the  thought  struck  him  of  the  colonel's 
pass  being  made  an  instrument  of  safety  to  De  Lacy  ; 
but  how  to  put  it  into  his  possession  was  the  question. 
Just  then  his  eye  caught  the  coat  hanging  before  the 
fire  ;  and  to  get  the  pass  from  his  box,  put  it  in  the 
pocket,  and  make  De  Lacy  change  his  garment,  was 
the  work  of  a  moment. 

DC  Lacy  felt  for  the  pass,  and  when  his  fingers 
touched  the  precious  slip  of  paper,  he  knew  he  pos- 
sessed a  talisman  to  paralyse  the  attempt  made  against 
him ;  —  so,  assuming  the  most  perfect  composure, 
he  muttered  some  commonplace  apology  about  his 
being  found  in  dishabille,  and  again  requested  his 
visitors  to  be  seated. 

"You  seem  to  take  this  very  easy,  sir,"  said  the 
captain  ;  "  but  it  won't  do,  —  I  arrest  you,  sir  ;  "  — 
and  he  was  advancing  upon  De  Lacy,  who  retired 
rapidly  a  few  paces,  and  seizing  from  a  corner  cup- 
board a  case  of  pistols,  he  presented  them  upon  his 
would-be  captor,  and  said,  "  Dare  to  lay  a  hand  on 
me,  and  you  are  a  dead  man  !  " 

The  captain  paused,  but  said  to  Scrubbs  and 
Sweeny,  "  Advance  and  seize  him  !  " 

But  Scrubbs  and  Sweeny  looked  at  De  Lacy's  pis- 
tols, and  then  at  each  other,  and  seemed  to  have  no 
greater  stomach  for  being  shot  than  their  commander. 

u  Don't  be  rash,  gentlemen,"  said  De  Lacy  ;  though 
indeed  there  seemed  no  great  necessity  for  his  caution, 
from  the  moment  his  pistols  made  their  appearance. 
He  laid  down  one  of  the  weapons,  and  putting  his 
hand  into  his  pocket,  drew  forth  the  pass,  which  he 
presented  to  the  captain,  saying,  "I  suppose,  sir,  you 
know  what  that  is  ?  " 


Rory  O'More  293 

The  captain  was  thunderstruck. 

"  What  have  you  to  say  for  yourself  now,  sir  ?  " 
said  De  Lacy  with  cutting  severity  in  his  voice. 

"  Is  that  his  writing  ?  "  said  Slink,  showing  the  pass 
to  Scrubbs,  who,  he  knew,  was  familiar  with  the 
character.  Scrubbs  answered  in  the  affirmative. 

The  captain  handed  back  the  pass,  and  mumbled 
some  lame  apology,  in  which,  "very  sorry,"-  — "a 
thousand  pardons," -  —  "  suspicious  appearances,"  — 
"strange  times,"  &c.  &c.  were  huddled  together; 
"  but  how  could  he  know  ?  " 

"  You  had  better  wait  until  you  do  know,  next 
time,  sir,"  said  De  Lacy,  "  and  not  pull  neckcloths 
from  unoffending  persons  for  the  future." 

"  For  the  occurrence  of  yesterday,  I  beg  to  offer 
you " 

"  Pray  say  no  more  on  that  subject,  sir.  You 
affronted  me,  and  /  insulted  you  :  if  you  are  content,  / 
am." 

Captain  Slink  protested  he  was  delighted  to  find 
he  had  been  mistaken,  and  could  not  think  of 
harbouring  any  resentment  against  a  loyal  gentleman  ; 
that  he  never  was  more  surprised  in  his  life,  —  "  he 
could  not  comprehend." 

"  I  dare  say,  sir,  there  are  many  things  above 
your  comprehension,"  said  De  Lacy :  "  but  as  a 
word  of  parting  advice,  I  recommend  you  in  future 
to  abstain  from  aggressions  on  better  men  than 
yourself." 

"  Sir,  I  don't  see,"  said  the  captain,  "  why  you 
should  insinuate " 

"  If  you  don't  like  what  I  say,  sir,"  said  De  Lacy, 
"  there  's  fair  ground  at  the  back  of  the  house ;  and 
here  's  a  case  of  pistols." 

"  By  no  means,  sir,"  said  the  captain  :  "  I  did  n't 
mean  that ;  these  are  not  times  when  loyal  men  should 


294  Rory  O'More 


quarrel    among    themselves."     In    short,   the   bully 
backed    out. 

Scrubbs  and  Sweeny  were  mute  witnesses  of  this 
scene,  which  was  equally  astounding  to  them  as  their 
commander ;  but  just  before  leaving  the  room, 
Sweeny  ventured  to  say  in  the  most  obsequious 
manner  to  De  Lacy  (for  the  moment  he  showed  the 
colonel's  pass,  his  high  tone  overawed  the  whole 
three),  that  he  begged  to  ask  him  what  his  opinion 
was  of  Rory  O'More. 

"  He  is  as  worthy  of  trust  as  I  am,"  said  De  Lacy. 

"  He  has  your  confidence,  then,  sir  ?  "  said  Scrubbs. 

"Most  implicitly,  sir,"  said  De  Lacy. 

Captain  Slink  in  the  mean  time  had  made  his  exit, 
as  Rory  said,  "like  a  dog  without  his  tail;"  and  as 
soon  as  Scrubbs  and  Sweeny  were  in  their  saddles,  he 
went  to  the  right-about,  rather  crest-fallen  at  his  two 
subs  having  witnessed  his  poltroonery  in  shying  De 
Lacy's  invitation  to  "  pistols  for  two." 

When  the  corps  was  fairly  gone,  Rory  lifted  the 
kish  under  which  De  Welskein  was  concealed,  who 
emerged  from  his  wicker  ambush  covered  with  the 
dust  of  the  turf,  and  cutting  a  comical  figure.  As  he 
shook  himself  and  slapped  the  particles  of  peat  from 
his  person,  he  grimaced,  and  ejaculated  "  Sacr/f " 
continually,  and  seemed  little  satisfied  with  the  place 
which  had  been  selected  for  his  retreat ;  but  Rory 
assured  him,  as  he  helped  him  to  clean  himself,  that 
he  had  increased  his  consequence  by  the  transaction. 

"  How  is  dat  ?  "  said  the  Frenchman. 

"  Sure  I  made  you  a  gintleman  of  the  turf!  "  said 
Rory. 

"  Rory,"  said  De  Lacy,  "  you  're  a  capital  fellow ; 
—  give  me  your  hand  !  Your  presence  of  mind  on 
this  occasion  has  saved  us  all." 

"  Oh,  thin,  if  Scrubbs  only  knew  how  I  came  by 


Rory  0* More  295 

the  same  pass ! "  said  Rory.  "  Faix,  it 's  his  own 
darlin*  rib  that  saved  all  the  bones  in  our  skins  this 
day." 

"  It 's  your  ready  wit  we  may  thank,"  said  De 
Lacy. 

"  I  beg  your  pardon,"  said  Rory.  "  It  is  n't  my 
head,  but  Scrubbs's,  you  're  behowlden  to." 

"  One  thing  is  clear,  however,"  said  De  Lacy:  "  I 
must  n't  stay  here  any  longer.  Should  the  affair  of 
the  pass  get  wind,  the  would  be  back  on  us  im- 
mediately." 

"  Thrue  enough,"  said  Rory.  "  I  thought  so  my- 
self; but  I  didn't  like  to  say  it  first;  —  it  would  look 
like  wishing  to  get  rid  of  you." 

"  Don't  think  so  unworthily  of  me,  Rory,"  said  De 
Lacy,  "  as  to  suppose  I  could  ever  believe  an  ungener- 
ous sentiment  might  find  a  place  in  your  heart." 

A  council  was  now  held  between  the  parties  as  to 
the  best  mode  of  proceeding.  It  was  agreed  that  De 
Lacy  should  proceed  to  the  coast  without  delay  ;  and 
this  being  decided  on,  he  set  about  making  his 
arrangements  at  once.  Any  English  books  he  had, 
he  set  apart  as  a  present  for  Mary ;  and  calling  her  to 
his  room,  begged  her  acceptance  of  them  as  a  small 
testimonial  of  his  sense  of  her  care  and  attention 
during  his  dangerous  illness.  Poor  Mary  was  quite 
overcome  with  this  proof  of  his  respect  for  her ;  — 
that  she  should  have  his  books, —  the  scholar's  books. 
It  made  her  proud  ;  but  her  pride  was  mingled  with 
sorrow,  that  they  were  going  to  lose  the  society  of 
this  cultivated  person,  whose  presence  in  their  cottage 
they  looked  upon  as  an  honour,  and  whose  courteous* 
manners  had  won  him  their  affection. 

"  Sure  it 's  sorry  we  are  you  're  goin',  sir,"  said 
Mary. 

"  I  regret  it  myself,  Mary,"  said  De  Lacy.     "  I 

VOL.  ii. —  3 


296  Rory  O'More 

have  found  more  pure  and  disinterested  kindness 
under  this  roof  than  ever  I  met  before,  or  may  ever 
meet  again  in  this  wide  world,  and  I  shall  never 
forget  it  ;  and  when  I  come  back  to  Ireland,  which  I 
trust  will  be  soon,  I  shall  not  be  long  in  the  country 
without  coming  to  see  you  all.  Take  these  few 
books,  Mary  :  your  name  is  written  in  them  with  my 
own  hand." 

With  these  words,  he  gave  the  books  to  the  girl, 
who  was  so  touched  by  this  last  little  mark  of  atten- 
tion that  she  could  not  speak,  and  on  receiving  the 
present,  a  mute  curtsy  was  all  she  returned,  as  she 
held  down  her  head  to  hide  the  tears  that  were  com- 
ing thick  and  fast  ;  and  before  she  reached  the  door, 
De  Lacy  heard  her  sobbing. 

"  Kind  and  sensitive  people  !  "  said  he. 

To  the  Widow  O'More  he  begged  in  the  most 
delicate  manner  to  offer  some  gold,  for  all  the  trouble 
and  expense  he  had  caused  ;  but  she  would  not  listen 
to  such  a  proposition.  In  vain  he  urged  the  propriety 
and  justice  of  it  —  the  widow  was  inexorable. 

"  Sure,  sir,  a  gintleman,  as  you  are  ;  —  and  it  is 
the  rale  gintleman  you  are,  for  it  is  the  civil  word  and 
the  kind  word  is  always,  and  ever  was,  readiest  with 
you  ;  —  I  say,  a  gintleman  to  live  undher  our  humble 
roof,  and  be  content  with  our  humble  ways,  and  never 
complain,  —  sure  it  is  an  honour  you  done  us,  and 
you  would  n't  think  of  affronting  us  now  !  " 

"  Not  for  the  world,  my  dear  Mrs.  O'More  :  " 
and  De  Lacy  took  her  hand  and  shook  it  warmly  ;  — 


^ 

"  Don't  say  a  word  more,  sir  ;  sure  you  said  dear 
Mrs.  O'More  to  me,  as  if  I  was  a  lady  :  and  to  have 
that  said  to  me  by  you,  sir,  —  sure  it  's  more  than  I 
desarve  if  I  done  twice  as  much  for  you  ;  sure  that  's 
prouder  return  to  me  than  all  the  goold  I  could  tell  ; 


Rory  0' More  297 

and  God  speed  you,  wherever  you  go,  and  send  you 
safe  !  and  maybe  we  '11  see  you  agin,"  •  —  and  she 
paused  as  she  added  —  "  or  maybe  we  won't :  they  're 
quare  times,  and  sore  times."  Here  she  closed  the 
door.  "Don't  think  me  impudent,  sir,  nor  prying, 
nor  meddling;  but  sure  I  can't -help  seein'  what  I 
see  ;  —  '  it 's  coming  it's  comin'J  —  and  it  '11  be  the  sore 
day  for  poor  Ireland  !  But,  sure,  if  it 's  God's  will, 
his  blessed  will  must  be  done  !  And  there  's  my 
darlin'  boy,  my  Rory,  and  he  in  the  thick  of  it  !  and 
who  knows  but  his  precious  life  —  and  sure  my  own 

heart's  blood  is  not  as  precious  ! Oh,  God  !  Oh, 

God  !  " 

De  Lacy  spoke  soothingly  to  her  and  attempted  to 
calm  her. 

"  Don't  think  me  foolish,  sir  ; —  don't, —  I  'm 
done  now  ;  only  I  know  of  coorse  it  must  be.  Rory 
has  the  heart  of  a  lion,  though  the  gentleness  of  the 
lamb  is  in  him  too  ;  the  good  son  and  brother  he  is,  I 
won't  deny  :  but  he  can't  be  kept  off  that  thing ;  he 
thinks  it 's  his  duty  to  his  counthry ;  and  sure  that 's 
the  manly  part,  and  why  would  n't  he  be  a  man, 
though  the  poor  mother's  heart  sinks  with  fear  ? 
And  I  know  you  're  great  with  him,  sir :  not  that  I 
blame  you  —  don't  think  the  like,  —  Rory  would  be 
jist  the  same  if  he  never  set  eyes  on  you ;  and  I  'm 
proud  in  my  poor  thremblin'  heart  to  think  that  my 
boy  is  worthy  of  that  depindince." 

"  He  's  a  noble  fellow,"  said  De  Lacy. 

"  God  bless  you  for  the  words  !  "  said  she,  weeping 
with  contending  emotions.  "And  you'll  be  at  the 
head  of  it,  I  know  ;  and  it  's  the  brave  and  the  bowld 
leader  you  '11  be, /or  you  're  a  gintleman.  And  it 's  to 
France  you  're  goin' ;  —  is  n't  it  to  France  ?  " 

"  It  is,"  said  De  Lacy,  who  could  not  at  the 
moment  have  refused  her  the  deepest  confidence.- 


298  Rory  O'More 

"  And  will  they  come  soon  ?  "  said  she  eagerly. 

u  I  hope  so,"  said  he. 

"  Oh,  I  wish  it  was  over !  I  wish  it  was  over !  for 
my  heart  thrembles  for  my  boy." 

"  Fear  not,"  said  De  Lacy  :  "  the  truly  brave  are 
in  less  danger  than  the  coward." 

"  Plaze  God  !   plaze  God  !  "  said  the  mother. 

"  I  hope  soon  to  be  back  again,"  said  De  Lacy  — 
"  and  at  the  head  of  my  grenadiers ;  "  added  he, 
catching  the  enthusiasm  of  the  mother,  who  gazed  on 
him  with  an  excited  eye  that  gleamed  through  her 
tears.  "  I  go  to  summon  the  victorious  troops  of 
France  to  your  aid,  and  Ireland  shall  soon  be 
free  !  " 

The  enthusiastic  woman  sunk  upon  her  knees,  and, 
with  the  earnestness  of  devotion  in  her  manner,  she 
said,  "  May  the  God  of  heaven  speed  you,  and  watch 
over  you  and  protect  you,  and  guard  you,  and  all  thim 
that  fights  the  cause  of  the  counthry  !  "  Her  lips 
moved  for  a  few  seconds,  as  if  in  prayer ;  and  mark- 
ing herself  with  the  sign  of  the  cross,  she  arose  from 
her  knees,  calmed  by  this  outpouring  of  her  feelings; 
then  drying  her  eyes,  and  taking  De  Lacy's  hands 
between  her  own,  she  raised  her  eyes  to  heaven,  and 
saying  fervently,  "  May  God  bless  you  !  "  left  him. 


CHAPTER   XXVI 

A  SUBTERRANEAN  MEETING.  THE  SUDDEN  AP- 
PEARANCE OF  AN  UNEXPECTED  AGENT,  THREAT- 
ENING THE  IMPRISONMENT  AND  DEATH  OF  DE 
WELSKE1N  AND  HIS  PARTY 

THE  Sunday  arrived  which  had  been  appointed  for 
the  meeting  of  De  Welskein  and  the  smugglers 
in  "The  Folly." 

This  was  the  name  given  to  the  ruins  of  an  old,  un- 
finished, rambling  sort  of  edifice,  which  seemed  to 
have  been  begun  without  a  beginning,  if  one  may  say 
so,  and  never  came  to  an  end.  The  name  is  common 
to  such  sort  of  absurdities  ;  and  this  is  one  of  the 
follies  not  peculiar  to  the  Emerald  Isle,  —  for  the 
same  things,  with  the  same  names,  exist  in  England. 

In  one  of  the  vaults  underneath  the  pile  the  smug- 
glers used  to  meet,  and  the  place  was  peculiarly  fitted 
for  such  secret  purposes,  from  its  extreme  loneliness. 
The  ruins  stood  in  a  romantic  little  valley,  along 
whose  abrupt  declivities  old  thorn-trees  wreathed 
their  branches  in  fantastic  forms,  and  gave  out  the 
perfume  of  their  white  blossoms  when  the  year  was 
young.  A  mountain  stream,  which  had  its  source 
about  a  mile  above  the  valley,  tumbled  about  through 
the  rocks  of  this  wooded  gorge  with  a  wildness  and 
frolic  characteristic  of  its  recent  birth  :  lower  down 
its  course,  where  its  banks  were  fairer  and  flowers 
were  growing,  it  circled  about  in  eddying  pools  as  if 
loath  to  leave  the  pleasant  places  ;  and  its  bubbles  and 


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froth,  and  lingering  amid  beauty,  resembled  a  riper 
age; — and  at  last  to  the  plain  it  went.  The  dead 
level  of  the  world  reduced  it  to  a  quieter  pace;  and 
the  rollicking  stream  settled  down  into  a  very  smooth, 
deep,  easy-going  gentleman. 

Close  beside  the  building,  this  stream  gave  a 
spreading  sweep,  forming  one  of  those  pools  already 
alluded  to  :  it  was  one  of  the  stages  in  the  course  of 
its  existence,  and  possibly  induced  the  projector  of  the 
Folly  to  pitch  on  this  spot  for  his  practice,  from  the 
beauty  it  bestowed  upon  the  scene.  This  stream, 
however,  was  liable  to  sudden  and  violent  floodings, 
from  its  mountain  birth;  and  one  of  the  corners  of 
the  ruin  gave  evidence  that  it  reached  a  height  and 
force  sufficient  to  wear  its  flood-mark  on  the  masonrv. 
I  will  not  say  it  had  the  reputation  of  being  haunted, 
but,  from  its  loneliness,  it  was  a  place  rather  avoided. 
The  valley,  perhaps,  had  been  always  lonely,  but  the 
old  Folly  made  it  appear  more  so  ;  —  for  what  gives 
so  deep  an  aspect  of  desolation  to  any  spot  as  the 
ruined  and  deserted  tenement  of  man  ? 

It  was  a  lovelv  day  in  October ;  the  sun  was 
bright,  and  the  clouds,  in  those  large  masses  indica- 
tive of  the  season,  were  changing  their  grand  and 
fantastic  forms  as  they  sailed  across  the  sky  before 
the  fresh  crisp  breeze  that  rustled  pleasantly  among 
the  trees,  whose  yellow  leaves  fell  in  golden  showers 
to  the  brisker  gusts  of  the  wind. 

A  man  with  a  dark  brow,  downcast  eyes,  and 
heavy  step,  appeared  on  the  edge  of  the  hill  that 
looked  over  into  the  valley,  and  paused  on  the  sum- 
mit. His  appearance  was  in  startling  contrast  to  the 
scene  around  him  ;  for  there  was  the  brightness  and 
loveliness  of  earth,  while  he  seemed  overshadowed 
by  the  dark  and  horrible  passions  of  a  nether  world. 
—  It  was  Regan, 


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The  second  victory  that  Rory  had  gained  over  him 
had  deepened  his  hatred  to  our  hero  to  a  fearful 
degree  ;  in  fact,  had  he  dared  to  strike  the  blow, 
murder  was  not  beyond  him  :  but  he  had  a  coward 
conscience  that  quailed  at  the  promptings  of  his  bad 
heart.  Still,  however,  he  hatched  minor  projects  of 
revenge,  and  thus  was  he  employed  as  he  stood  on 
the  acclivity  above  the  valley.  He  was  about  to 
plunge  down  the  side  of  the  hill  that  led  into  the 
glen,  when  the  faint  tinkling  of  the  chapel  bell  from 
the  adjacent  village  came  fitfully  upon  the  wind,  and 
the  sound  died  away  again.  Regan  stopped  as  if 
spell-bound,  and  looked  in  the  direction  whence  the 
sound  proceeded.  The  sound  to  him  ^was  as  a 
whisper  to  his  conscience.  Bad  though  he  had 
become,  a  regular  attendance  at  mass  was  one  of 
the  decencies  of  behaviour  he  had  observed,  and 
to-day  was  the  first  time  he  had  ever  neglected  the 
duty.  This  may  seem  strange  to  the  general  reader, 
but  to  those  who  know  how  scrupulously  the  Irish 
peasantry  attend  public  worship,  it  will  not  be  deemed 
singular.  Again  the  sound  floated  by  him  on  the 
breeze ;  and  there  he  stood  listening  to  the  bell  as 
it  sounded  on  his  ear  at  intervals,  with  the  shades 
of  contending  emotion  passing  across  his  counte- 
nance, and  seemingly  in  a  state  of  utter  indecision, 
when  a  tap  on  the  shoulder  aroused  him  from  his 
trance,  and  looking  round,  he  saw  the  sharp  eyes 
and  sinister  expression  of  old  Solomon  the  tinker 
fastened  upon  him. 

"  How  many  grains  goes  to  a  bushel  o'  whate  ? " 
asked  Solomon. 

"  What  do  you  mane  ?  "  replied  Regan. 

"  Can't    you    tell    me  ? "     replied    the    tinker. 

"  How  should  I  know  ?  "  said  Regan  sullenly. 

"  Why,  you  appeared  to  be  in  sitch  a  deep  study, 


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that  I  thought  you  wor  makin'  the  calculation,"  said 
Solomon  dryly. 

"  Oh,  thin  I  was  n't,"  said  Regan  with  a  long- 
drawn  and  heavy  sigh  :  "•  I  was  sthrivin'  to  remem- 
ber something  I  forgot." 

Again  the  chime  of  the  bell  visited  his  ear,  and 
Regan's  look  involuntarily  answered  the  sound. 
The  tinker  fastened  his  keen  eye  on  him,  and  guess- 
ing at  Regan's  startled  conscience,  he  read  his 
thoughts  in  an  instant,  and  with  a  backward  twitch 
of  his  shrivelled  thumb  over  his  shoulder  towards 
the  village,  he  said,  "  Forgot !  —  I  suppose  you  for- 
got to  go  to  mass  !  —  ho,  ho,  ho  !  What  a  loss  you 
are  to  the  flock  this  day  !  —  what  '11  Father  Kinshela 
do  without  you  ?  " 

"  None  o'  your  humbuggin',  Sol.,"  said  Regan. 

"Is  it  me  humbug?"  said  the  tinker  with  a  sneer, 
as  if  rejoicing  in  the  power  he  affected  to  disclaim. 
"  Come  along,  man ;  we  're  late  enough.  Nevei 
mind  chapel  to-day ;  the  chapel  will  wait  till  next 
Sunday.  Don't  you  know  what  Punch  said  ?  — 

I  Divil  may   care,'   says   Punch   when  he  lost  mass ; 

I 1  '11  be  in  time  for  church.'  '       And  so  saying,  the 
tinker  led  the  way  to  the  valley,  and  Regan  followed 
in  silence. 

Within  the  vaults  of  the  Folly  the  smugglers  were 
assembled  for  some  time,  and  were  sitting  round 
a  rude  table  formed  of  three  or  four  planks  laid 
across  a  couple  of  large  stones,  whereon  some  grey- 
beards filled  with  brandy  stood,  one  of  which  was 
making  the  circle  of  the  board,  and  lowering  fast  in 
spirits  while  it  raised  those  of  the  company.  Stand- 
ing beside  a  large  pot  which  was  suspended  over  a  turf 
fire  appeared  De  Welskein,  who  was  busy  in  cook- 
ing the  contents  of  the  cauldron, —  and  amongst  his 
various  avocations  it  will  not  be  wondered  at  that 


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a  Frenchman  enjoyed  the  mysteries  of  the  cuisine ; 
but  at  the  same  time,  while  he  attended  to  his  culi- 
nary cares,  he  took  his  share  of  the  conversation  — 
and  the  brandy  also. 

u  Monsieur  Reggan  not  coame  yait  ?  "  said  De 
Welskein.  "  He  go  to  shappel,  I  soopose  —  ha,  ha  ! 
G — d  d — n  fool  !  no  philosophe,  too  fond  of  prieste. 
What  good  for  prieste  ?  for  nussing,  bote  demself  — 
to  kesh  ten  peegs." 

"  It 's  not  the  priest,  but  the  parson  gets  the  pigs," 
said  one  of  his  companions. 

"  All  de  sem  !  "  said  De  Welskein  contemptuously, 
— "  all  de  sem  !  one  prieste  sem  as  nudder  prieste 
—  all  homebogue  :  prettee  feeshe  in  a  keettel." 

"  A  kittle  o'   fish,  you   mane,  I  suppose." 

"  Yais  —  keettel  feesh  — das  it." 

Regan  and  Solomon  now  made  their  appearance, 
and  were  questioned  as  to  the  cause  of  their  delay, 
for  they  were  the  last  of  the  party. 

"  Me  know  ver  well  wisout  ax,"  said  De  Wel- 
skein. "  Meester  Solsodderman,"  which  was  his 
version  of  Sawdering  Solomon,  "  he  not  like  to  laif 
de  'ouse  vere  he  sleep  las  nise  visows  his  brekfas  dees 
morneeng  —  ha,  ha  !  " 

"  Small  blame  to  me  !  "  said  Solomon,  while  the 
others  laughed  at  this  touch  of  De  Welskein's  knowl- 
edge of  Solomon's  character. 

"  And  for  Monsieur  Reggan,"  said  the  smuggler, 
"  he  go  to  shappel  and  coos  not  come  before." 

"  No,  I  did  n't  go  to  shappel"  answered  Regan. 

"  He  was  only  thinkin'  of  it,"  said  Solomon. 

"  Ah  !  you  never  love  liberts  while  you  love  de 
prieste." 

"  Maybe  he  thinks  it 's  betther  be  off  with  the 
owld  love  before  he 's  on  with  the  new,"  said 
Solomon. 


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"  Vous  avez  rahon"  said  the  Frenchman  triumph- 
antly ;  "  ofF  wid  dem,  off  wid  dem  all,  prieste  and 
prance  !  —  Bote  coame  —  sect  down  ;  time  for  see 
vaut  to  do  wis  Mister  Collectere.  —  Here,  Darbee," 
said  he  to  a  red-haired  ruffian  who  was  near  the  fire, 
— "  here  !  you  wash  dis  paut  wile  me  mek  com- 
eetay  of  poobleek  sefty." 

De  Welskein  handed  his  ladle  to  Darby,  and 
joined  the  council,  who  were  already  muttering 
amongst  each  other  their  notions  of  what  was  the 
best  means  of  silencing  the  collector. 

"  We  must  get  rid  of  him  somehow,"  said 
Regan. 

"  Sartinly,"  said  a  fellow  called  Jack  Elannerty. 

"  But  what 's  the  best  way  of  doin'  it  ?  "  asked  a 
third. 

"  Send  him  over  the  say  in  munseer's  ship,"  said  a 
fourth. 

"  Ver  good,"  said  De  Welskein.  "  He  may  spik 
mosh  as  he  like  in  France  !  —  ha,  ha  !  —  safe  'nuff 
dere !  " 

u  Give  him  a  dog's  knock  at  wanst !  "  said  Jack 
Flannerty. 

"  Dead  men  tell  no  tales,"  said  Solomon  senten- 
tiously,  and  with  a  diabolical  expression  about  his  eyes 
and  mouth  :  and  immediately  after,  addressing  the 
man  who  was  in  charge  of  the  boiling  pot,  whose 
attention  had  been  attracted  by  the  last  proposition, 
he  said,  "  Darby  avic  !  mind  the  pot,  or  our  dinner 
will  be  spylte." 

"  Wash  de  paut,  I  tell  you." 

"  Darby  's  no  great  cook,"  said  Solomon  :  "  but  you 
know  the  owld  saying — God  sends  mate,  but  the 
divil  sends  cooks." 

"  By  gar,  den,  me  send  Darbee  back  to  him." 

"  Afther  you  is  manners,  sir,"  said  Darby. 


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"But,"  said  Flannerty,  "what  do  yiz  say  to 
knockin'  out  his  brains  ?  " 

"  How  do  you  know  he  has  any  ?  "   said  Solomon. 

"  He  has  enough  to  hang  Darby  Daly,  any  how." 

"I  don't  like  murdher,"   said  Regan. 

"  Don't  you  ?  "  said  Flannerty,  looking  at  him 
contemptuously.  "  Do  you  think  he  'd  hant  you  ?  " 

"  Maybe  you  would  n't  like  to  see  a  ghost  your- 
self," said  Regan,  who  was  not  pleased  with  the  tone 
of  Flannerty's  address. 

"  Bah  !  nonstence  !  "  exclaimed  De  Welskein. 

"  Dead  men  tell  no  tales,"  croaked  Solomon  again. 

'  D 

"  Ay,  but  murdher  spakes  out,"  said  Regan  :  "  it 's 
always  discovered  one  way  or  the  other."  This  was 
the  true  cause  of  Regan's  objection  to  the  measure. 

"  Would  n't  sendin'  him  over  the  say  do  as  well  ?  " 
said  the  former  proposer  of  that  measure. 

"  I  think  it  would,"  said  Regan  :  "  and  if  you  'd 
take  my  advice,  I  know  another  you  'd  send  along 
wid  him." 

"  Who  ?  "  was  asked  by  all. 

"  A  black  thraitor  that  '11  hang  every  man  of  us,  if 
we  don't  take  care." 

"  Is  it  Rory  O'More  you  mane  ?  "  said  one. 

"  How  aisy  you  hit  it,"  said  Regan,  "  without  my 
tellin'  you  ?  —  it  's  a  sign  there  's  thruth  in  it." 

"  Settle  one  thing  at  a  time,"  said  Flannerty.  "  I 
know  you  hate  Rory ;  but  that 's  no  rayson  you  're 
to  disturb  us  with  it  always.  Settle  about  Scrubbs 
first." 

"  Bon,"  said  the  Frenchman.  And  it  was  soon 
decided  by  the  majority  of  opinions  that  to  transport 
the  collector  was  the  safest  course  to  pursue ;  and 
that  being  agreed  upon,  it  next  became  matter  of 
consideration  how  he  was  to  be  secured. 

In  the   midst  of  this   consultation    De  Welskein 


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kept  a  sharp  eye  to  the  fire,  to  see  if  Darby  was 
minding  his  business.  He  caught  him  still  attend- 
ing more  to  the  matter  in  debate  than  the  cooking. 
"  Bete  /  vill  you  mind  de  paut  ?  or,  by  gar,  you  let 
'im  run  over  de  way." 

"  By  my  sow!,  it  could  n't  do  that  if  it  had  twice 
as  many  legs,"  said  Darby  0 

"  Mr.  New  Jane,"  said  Solomon  to  De  Welskein, 
whose  name  of  Eugene  was  thus  Hibernicised,  "will 
you  take  the  collecther  wid  you,  thin  ?  " 

"  Certanlee  !  you  kesh  him  for  me,  and  me  mek 
gentilman  of  'im  —  tek  'im  too  traavel." 

"  The  pot  is  busy  bilin',"  said  Darby,  who  wished 
his  guard  over  the  culinary  department  to  be  ended. 

"  Well  don't  let  it  run  over  the  way,  avic"  said 
Solomon,  quizzing  De  Welskein. 

To  the  low  laugh  that  followed,  the  Frenchman 
replied,  u  Vieux  cbaudronnier  de  -campagne,  you  mek 
ghem  auf  me  —  old  rog  !  Sacr'e  !  tek  care  you  get  no 
dinnaire,  mebbee,  —  how  you  lik  dat  ?  ha,  ha  !  " 

De  Welskein  now  resumed  his  culinary  cares,  and 
the  dinner  was  pronounced  ready  for  discussion.  No 
time  was  lost  in  lifting  the  pot  from  the  fire;  and  in 
a  few  minutes  the  dinner  was  placed  on  the  board, 
and  all  were  preparing  to  make  a  vigorous  attack 
upon  it,  when  Solomon  said  in  a  tone  of  mockery, 
"  Oh,  you  haythens  !  why  thin  would  you  begin  to 
ate  without  say  in'  grace  ?  "  and  he  arose  as  if  to  give 
a  benediction. 

"  Sacr'e  nom  de  diable ! "  said  the  Frenchman ; 
"  vaut  you  do,  you  old  fool  ?  " 

"  I  'm  goin'  to  say  grace,"  said  Solomon,  winking 
at  the  rest  of  the  party ;  and  raising  his  eyes,  with  a 
sanctimonious  air,  he  said  in  mock  solemnity, — • 

*'  One  word  's  as  good  as  ten  ; 
Leather  away, amen!  " 


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The  Frenchman  joined  in  the  laugh  that  Solomon's 
old  and  brutal  joke  produced,  and  exclaimed,  "  Old 
homebogue  !  sacre  chaudronnter  de  campagne!  "  as  he 
attacked  his  own  stew,  which  was  not  long  in  being 
demolished,  and  the  table  was  soon  clear  of  every 
thing  but  the  brandy-bottle,  which  still  continued  to 
make  its  rounds. 

"And  now,  this  bein'  Sunday,"  said  the  tinker,  "I 
brought  the  good  books  wid  me  for  our  edification  :  " 
and  he  pulled  from  his  pocket  a  greasy  pack  of  cards, 
whose  rounded  corners  and  nearly  obliterated  faces 
bore  testimony  to  the  many  contests  in  which  they 
had  been  engaged. 

This  movement  of  Solomon's  was  received  with 
welcome  by  the  whole  party,  and  a  game  was  im- 
mediately called  for.  The  game  they  played  was 
one  which  has  long  been  a  favourite  in  Ireland,  and 
still  continues  to  be  -so  amongst  the  peasantry.  It  is 
called  "  five  and  ten "  when  played  between  two 
persons,  or  four  engaged  as  partners  ;  but  when  a 
larger  number  is  enlisted,  it  is  called  "  spoil  five," 
and  a  poule  is  played  for.  The  same  cards  are  in- 
fluential in  both  games,  though  a  totally  different  play 
is  required  in  one  from  the  other;  for  in  the  former, 
the  object  is  to  win  as  many  tricks  as  you  can,  while 
in  the  latter  your  own  hand,  if  not  sufficiently  strong 
to  secure  triumph,  is  always  sacrified  to  the  common 
good  of  "  spoiling  "  the  endeavours  of  a  more  fortu- 
nate holder  of  cards,  and  thereby  increasing  the  poule  : 
—  hence  its  name  of  "  spoil  five."  But  in  either  form, 
this  game  is  a  great  favourite  with  the  peasantry,  and 
is  played  by  them  with  considerable  skill :  there  is  a  re- 
mote resemblance  between  it  and  ecart'e,  which  is  much 
the  inferior  game  of  the  two,  and  though  "  spoil  five  " 
does  not  bear  the  stamp  of  fashion,  it  requires  more 
acuteness  in  playing  than  many  other  games  I  have  seen. 


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"  Sol.,  the  dale  is  yours,  —  it 's  only  fair,  since  you 
brought  the  cards,  my  boy,"  said  Flannerty ;  "  so  let 
us  see  who  '11  play.  We  're  too  many  for  c  five  and 
ten,'  so  we  must  have  the  '  spoil  five.'  There  's  too 
many  of  us  for  that  same  to  play  all  at  wanst ;  but 
we  must  begin  any  how,  and  we  can  change  hands 
by  turns.  Come  —  there's  Solomon,  and  myself, 
and " 

"  —  And  the  munseer,  of  coorse,"  said  Regan. 

This  proposition  was  not  relished  by  the  company, 
evidently  ;  for  the  Frenchman's  adroitness  with  the 
pack  was  no  secret  to  them,  and  they,  very  naturally, 
did  not  wish  to  engage  with  such  an  adversary ; 
though  no  one  liked  to  speak  out  his  objection  ;  and 
the  foreigner  with  great  readiness,  at  once  interposed 
his  own  denial  to  such  a  proposal. 

"  No,  no,  —  muss  not  play  —  cars  do  for  me  what- 
ever he  please  me  —  so  my  honner  is  not  satisfy;  for 
dough  you  know  parfaitement  I  woos  not  play  my 
treeck  wis  my  frens,  for  dat  all  de  same  my  honner 
woos  not  be  happy." 

11  We  're  much  obleeged  to  your  honour,"  said 
Flannerty  :  "  to  be  sure,  we  know  you  're  a  gintleman 
every  inch  o'  you." 

"  Oui !  out !  "  said  the  Frenchman  proudly. 

"  Sure  enough,  'faith,"  said  Flannerty,  u  it  is  ice 
that  are  the  rale  gintlemen,  for  we  have  little  work 
and  a  grate  dale  o'  pleasure.  But  come,  make  up  the 
the  game."  This  was  soon  done,  and  they  com- 
menced play  with  much  spirit. 

Now,  the  Frenchman  in  relinquishing  a  part  in  the 
game  served  two  purposes.  In  the  first  place,  it  gave 
his  companions  the  notion  that  his  own  sense  of 
propriety  forbade  his  engaging  in  it ;  and  in  the  next, 
it  left  him  at  liberty  to  go  round  the  board  and  see  all 
the  hands,  and  then  communicate  by  concerted  signal 


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the  best  play  to  Solomon,  who  was  his  confederate  in 
his  system  of  plunder  on  their  associates  ;  the  old  say- 
ing of  "  honour  among  thieves  "  holding  as  good  in 
this  instance  as  in  most  others. 

On  went  the  game.  Whenever  Solomon  held  a 
hand  of  sufficient  force  to  need  no  aid,  the  French- 
man kept  beyond  reach  of  the  gamesters,  the  better 
to  screen  his  purpose ;  and  whenever  the  tinker's 
cards  were  so  weak  as  to  render  finesse  of  no  avail, 
he  would  stand  behind  him  and  say  as  some  card  was 
played,  "  Ha  !  dat  is  not  goot." 

"  How  do  you  know  ?  "  the  tinker  would  cry  in 
affected  displeasure. 

"  Me  know  ver  well." 

"  Not  you  in  throth  —  go  tache  your  mammy  to 
milk  ducks  !  I  know  more  o'  4  spoil  five '  than  all  the 
Frinchmen  that  ever  was  born.  Play  !  "  said  he  to 
his  fellow-gamesters.  "  Hillo  !  the  five  fingers  !  by 
dad  I  'm  done  !  Well,  the  game  's  spylte,  any  how. 
Dale,  Regan." 

The  cards  were  distributed  again,  and  Solomon 
having  the  ace  of  trumps,  put  out  a  weak  card  from 
his  hand  to  take  in  the  trump  card  in  its  place,  saying, 
as  is  customary,  "  I  rob." 

11  By  my  sowl,  you  have  been  doin'  that  ever  since 
we  sat  down  a'most  !  "  said  Flannerty.  "  I  dunna 
how  you  conthrive  to  win  so  often  ! 

"  When  you  play  as  long  as  I  have  played,  ma 
bouchal,  you  '11  not  wondher,"  said  Solomon,  very 
quietly  taking  the  turned-up  trump  card  from  its  place 
on  the  pack.  "  That 's  nothing  to  what  I  can  do. 
Give  me  a  dhrop  o'  brandy,  munseer,  as  you  're 
idle." 

The  Frenchman  handed  him  the  bottle,  saying  at 
the  same  time,  "  wat  is  dat  you  say  abous  nussing  ?  " 

"  I  say  that  is  nothing  to  what  I  can  do,"  said  Sol 


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omon,  who  put  the  bottle  to  his  mouth  and  took  a 
copious  swig. 

"  Ma  foil  every  ting  in  dis  world  is  nussing,"  said 
the  Frenchman — "nussing  at  all." 

"  Oh,  be  aisy  with  your  laming,  munseer,"  said 
Flannerty. 

"Bote  I  say  dat  is  true,"  repeated  the  Frenchman  : 
"all  de  univer  is  nussing." 

11  And  am  I  nothing?  "  asked  Solomon. 

"  Nussing  at  all,"  said  the  Frenchman. 

"And  is  this  nothing  ?"  again  he  asked,  holding 
up  the  jar  of  brandy. 

"  Nussing  at  all :   every  ting  is  nussing." 

The  old  tinker  put  the  jar  to  his  mouth,  and  finish- 
ing the  remaining  spirit  that  was  in  it,  he  withdrew  it 
from  his  lips,  saying,  "  Well,  take  nothing  from  noth- 
ing, and  nothing  remains ;  "  and  he  held  up  the  in- 
verted bottle  amid  the  laughter  of  his  companions. 

On  went  the  game,  and  the  laughing  and  the  drink- 
ing and  the  cheating,  until  a  dead  pause  was  produced 
amongst  the  noisy  group  by  a  vivd  flash  of  lightning, 
followed  by  a  loud  peal  of  thunder,  which  suddenly 
interrupted  their  revelry.  The  laugh  was  silenced, 
the  winning  card  upheld  in  the  suspended  hand  of 
the  gamester,  and  the  flask  arrested  in  its  progress 
to  the  lips  of  the  bacchanal ;  looks  of  wonder  tinged 
with  terror  were  exchanged  amongst  the  listeners, 
and  while  they  were  yet  fear-bound,  another  flash 
gleamed  through  a  narrow  grating  which  admitted  a 
small  portion  of  light  and  air  to  the  vault,  and  its 
white  and  vivid  glare  made  the  dull  red  blaze  of  the 
fire  they  sat  near  seem  more  lurid.  The  gang,  to  an 
imaginative  mind,  might  have  seemed  like  a  troop  of 
unholy  spirits  round  a  watchfire  of  the  nether  world. 

41  God  be  good  to  me!  "  said  Regan,  dropping  the 
cards  from  his  hand ;  "  did  you  ever  see  any  thing 


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like  that  !  I  '11  play  no  more  —  it  's  not  good  to  play 
on  a  Sunday  ;  "  and  he  arose. 

"  Bah  !  don't  be  fool,"  said  the  Frenchman,  who 
was  the  most  unconcerned  of  the  party,  and  who 
assumed  to  be  more  unconcerned  than  he  really  was  ; 
u  you  no  philosophe  —  tonzer  and  loightening  is  nus- 
sing  but  natture.  You  no  frighten  at  de  sun,  and  de 
moon,  and  de  star,  which  is  natture  as  well  as  de 
tonzer  :  you  might  as  well  be  fright  for  de  waiter 
you  drink  as  de  tonzer." 

Another  tremendous  peal  silenced  the  babbling  of 
the  Frenchman,  who,  when  the  lessening  reverbera- 
tions died  away,  said  in  a  very  altered  tone,  "  Dere  is 
gret  shange  in  de  wedder." 

Regan  had  ascended  from  the  vault  when  he  left 
his  game,  and  on  gaining  the  ground  story  of  the  build- 
ing and  looking  forth,  he  beheld  a  great  change  indeed 
from  the  aspect  the  scene  had  worn  when  he  descended 
from  the  hill-top  a  short  time  before.  One  of  those 
sudden  storms  peculiar  to  the  season  had  come  on  : 
the  heavens  were  dark,  the  forked  lightning  only  dis- 
pelling the  gloom  with  terrific  and  momentary  bright- 
ness, the  rain  falling  in  that  deluging  profuseness 
characteristic  of  such  elementary  commotion,  and  the 
frolic  stream  that  ran  through  the  valley  becoming  a 
raging  torrent.  He  returned  to  his  companions,  and 
had  scarcely  descended  the  ladder  which  led  to  the 
vault,  when  a  crash  rang  over  the  vaulted  roof:  there 
was  no  mistaking  the  sound  —  it  was  evident  the 
building  had  been  struck  by  lightning,  and  every  one 
who  yet  held  his  cards  flung  them  down  and  sprang 
to  his  feet,  and  looks  and  exclamations  of  terror  burst 
from  the  gang. 

"  Let  us  lave  the  place,"  said  Regan ;  "  it 's  onlooky ." 

"  We  're  safer  here  than  any  where  else,"  said 
Solomon,  he  and  De  Welskein  being  the  only  persons 
VOL.  u.  —  4 


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who  retained  their  self-possession,  though  the  withered 
face  of  the  old  tinker  was  paler  than  ordinary. 

"  Ver  true,  mon  ami"  said  the  Frenchman  :  "  come 
—  come  round  de  fire,  and  tek  some  brandee.  Gret 
shange  in  de  wedder,  by  gar !  " 

"  I  never  seen  sitch  rain  in  all  my  days,"  said  Re- 
gan, who  bore  a  particularly  troubled  aspect.  "  And 
to  think  of  sitch  terrible  thundher  bein'  so  late  in  the 
saison  !  I  always  heer'd  it  was  onlooky  to  play  cards 
on  Sunday  ;  and  I  never  missed  mass  before  !  " 

"  Bah  !  "  said  the  Frenchman  ;  "  mebbee  you  better 
go  to  shappel  now." 

"  I  wish  to  the  Lord  I  heer'd  mass  to-day  !  "  mut- 
tered Regan,  whose  superstitious  nature  operated 
powerfully  upon  him. 

Another  peal  of  thunder  followed. 

"You  hear  that^  don't  you  ?  "  said  Solomon. 

Regan  marked  himself  with  the  sign  of  the  cross, 
and  muttered  the  formula  of  blessing  himself.  "  Is  n't 
it  wondherful,  sitch  dhreadful  claps  o'  thundher  in 
October  ?  " 

"Not  at  all,"  said  Solomon:  "the  heaviest  thun- 
dherstorm  ever  was  in  my  memory  fell  on  a  Christmas 
day." 

"  It  's  rainin'  as  if  heaven  and  earth  was  comin' 
together,"  said  Regan. 

"  Don't  you  be  'fraid  of  dat,"  said  De  Welskein  ; 
"  de  'eaven  and  de  ert  stay  were  dey  are ;  —  tek 
some  brandee." 

Some  sods  of  turf  were  thrown  upon  the  fire  to  in- 
crease it,  and  the  party  stood  round  the  hearth  in 
silence,  awed  by  the  increasing  storm,  and  the  fearful 
glare  of  the  lightning  ;  but  instead  of  the  fire  showing 
symptoms  of  reviving  under  the  fuel  cast  upon  it,  a 
low  hissing  sound  gave  warning  it  was  assailed  by 
moisture,  and  in  a  few  minutes  the  whole  floor  of  the 


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vault  was  covered  with  water.  The  river  had  risen 
to  a  fearful  height,  and  a  rapid  flooding  of  the  sub- 
terranean apartment  was  the  consequence.  There 
was  no  choice  left  now,  and  the  party  simultaneously 
moved  towards  the  ladder  that  led  to  the  upper  part 
of  the  Folly :  but  a  cry  of  horror  burst  from  the  lips 
of  the  first  man  who  gained  the  accustomed  opening, 
when  he  found  it  was  completely  blocked  up  by  the 
fallen  masses  of  the  building  the  lightning  had  smitten. 

A  scene  of  terror  and  confusion  now  arose,  which 
no  language  could  describe.  Even  De  Welskein, 
though  hitherto  heeding  not  the  elementary  commo- 
tion, was  not  proof  against  such  solid  evidence  of  it 
as  the  tons  of  fallen  masonry  that  choked  the  only 
passage  from  the  vault ;  and  Solomon  shared  the  fear 
in  common  with  the  rest.  Regan  was  the  most  furi- 
ous of  the  set ;  and  while  the  amount  of  terror  which 
the  thunder  excited  only  made  him  pray,  the  increase 
of  it,  which  the  horrible  fate  that  seemed  to  await 
him  produced,  made  him  curse. 

"  May  the  divil  resaive  you,  you  owld  villain  !  ' 
said  he  to  Solomon;  "what  made  you  bring  me  here 
at  all?  I  was  going  to  mass,  only  for  you" 

"  Me  bring  you  !  "  said  Solomon  ;  "  no,  you 
chicken-hearted  murdherer — for  you  would  be  if 
vou  dar — it  was  the  bitther  hate  brought  you  here. 
You  kem  to  get  Rory  O'More  out  o'  your  sight-, 
but  you  '11  get  more  wather  than  you  like,  yourself, 
before  him  —  and  hell's  cure  to  you  !  " 

u  G — d  d — n !  why  do  you  curse  for  ?  "  said  De 
Welskein,  who  now  thought  of  trying  to  escape  at  the 
grated  window. 

He  induced  them  to  come  down  the  ladder,  that  he 
might  rear  it  against  the  aperture  ;  and  having  done 
so,  he  ascended  rapidly.  But  the  grating  was  too 
narrow  to  admit  a  man  to  pass,  and  too  strong  and 


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firm  to  be  shaken  in  a  hurry  :  in  the  mean  time  the 
water  was  rising  fast,  the  men  being  already  knee-deep. 

"Pull  him  down  out  o'  that,"  said  Regan;  "and 
Jet  us  get  up  the  laddher  agin  to  the  door  !  We  '11 
have  room  enough  to  stand  up  there,  and  not  be 
dhrownded  like  rats.  Pull  him  down  !  " 

"  Silence, poltron  !  "  said  De  Welskein.  "You  poor 
cow's-heart !  G — d  d — n  !  let  ladder  'lone ;  lissen,  all 
you,  lissen  !  " 

He  desired  that  the  stones  on  which  the  planks  had 
rested  to  form  their  dinner-table,  and  those  which  had 
served  for  seats  also,  should  be  rolled  over  near  the  wall, 
where,  by  piling  them  one  on  another,  a  foundation 
would  be  formed  on  which  to  rest  one  end  of  a  plank, 
while  the  other  extremity  might  be  supported  higher 
up  on  the  ladder;  that  thus  they  might  be  preserved 
from  drowning,  while  they  could  be  at  the  same 
time  near  the  window,  at  which  they  could  work  al- 
ternately with  their  knives  till  the  iron  grating  was 
loosened,  and  their  egress  effected. 

This  plan  was  immediately  acted  upon,  though 
terror  still  prevailed  amongst  them.  Solomon  was 
one  of  the  first  to  follow  the  Frenchman's  advice ; 
and  as  he  approached  the  table  of  planks,  he  saw  the 
stakes  of  the  deserted  game  lying  untouched  :  even  in 
such  a  moment  the  ravening  appetite  for  the  coin 
could  not  be  repressed  ;  —  he  pounced  upon  the  money 
and  made  it  his  own:  —  daring  to  play  the  robber 
even  on  the  brink  of  eternity.  Regan  was  the  only 
one  who  perceived  him,  and  he  had  not  courage 
enough  to  speak  out ;  but  in  his  heart  he  wondered  at 
and  cursed  the  undaunted  old  miscreant. 

The  water  continued  to  gain  rapidly  upon  them, 
and  they  had  no  time  to  spare  in  making  the  proposed 
arrangement  for  their  safety.  When  it  was  com- 
pleted, there  was  a  dispute  who  should  occupy  the 


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highest  point  on  the  plank  :  and  the  terrible  example 
of  selfishness  and  ruffianism  exhibited,  would  only  dis- 
gust were  it  recorded. 

It  was  an  awful  scene  !  There  were  those  whose 
lives  were  in  jeopardy  to  whom  an  unprepared  call  tc 
a  final  account  would  have  been  fearful ;  and  ye': 
amongst  them  there  was  less  of  prayers  than  curses., 


CHAPTER   XXVII 

DE    LACY    DEPARTS     FOR     FRANCE.  RORY     GIVES    A 

HINT  FOR  MAKING  GOOD  PUNCH  ;  AND  SCRUBBS 
PROVES  THE  FALLACY  OF  THE  SAYING,  THAT  A 
MAN  FINDS  HIS  WARMEST  WELCOME  AT  AN  INN 

THE  same  day  that  was  appointed  for  the  meeting 
of  the  smugglers  in  the  Folly  was  destined  for 
the  departure  of  De  Lacy  from  the  cottage  of  Rory 
O'More. 

De  Lacy  had  his  misgivings  whether  it  would  be 
safe  for  Rory  to  remain  in  the  country  after  what 
had  happened,  and  feared  that  his  ready  and  generous 
conversion  of  the  colonel's  pass  to  his  friend's  safety, 
might  become  the  means  of  his  being  discovered  by 
the  colonel  and  his  party,  and  marked  out  for  their 
vengeance.  This  thought  weighed  heavily  upon  him, 
and  he  expressed  to  Rory  his  fears  upon  the  subject, 
with  an  offer  of  making  him  the  companion  of  his 
voyage,  and  so  securing  his  safety  :  but  Rory  refused 
the  offer  with  thankfulness  for  the  kindness  and  con- 
sideration by  which  it  was  prompted,  and  declared  his 
intention  to  remain. 

"  Sure,  what  would  the  mother  and  Mary  do  with- 
out me  ?  " 

This  was  his  only,  and  (with  him)  unanswerable 
argument  against  the  measure ;  so,  in  conclusion,  it 
was  agreed  that  De  Lacy  should  make  his  voyage 
without  the  companionship  of  our  hero. 


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"  I  '11  go  with  you  to  see  you  off,  though,"  said 
Rory. 

"  No,  Rory,"  said  De  Lacy :  "  if  you  will  not 
bear  me  company  altogether,  you  must  not  in  part. 
As  you  are  determined  on  remaining  behind,  it  would 
be  a  still  further  presumptive  evidence  against  you  to 
be  absent  even  for  a  day  or  two  from  your  home." 

It  was  therefore  agreed  that  a  couple  of  horses 
should  be  hired  in  Knockbracken,  and  Conolly,  in- 
stead of  Rory,  become  De  Lacy's  guide  to  the  coast. 
Knockbracken  happened  to  be  the  village  on  Regan's 
side  of  the  country  ;  for  that  in  the  neighbourhood  of 
O'More's  was  too  insignificant  to  produce  a  horse  for 
hire. 

The  parting  of  De  Lacy  from  the  cottage  was 
painful  to  all  parties,  —  they  did  not  know  how  much 
so,  until  the  moment  came.  The  women  cried,  and 
De  Lacy  was  silent  —  a  kindly  pressure  of  the  hand 
of  the  mother  and  daughter  was  the  last  parting  testi- 
monial of  friendship  he  gave  them  ;  and  as  he  hurried 
from  the  quiet  little  lane,  the  widow  and  Mary  sent 
after  him  many  a  fervent  blessing. 

Rory  accompanied  him  as  far  as  the  point  whence 
he  was  to  take  horse,  and  they  wended  their  way 
thitherward  in  comparative  silence.  The  approach 
of  the  parting  hour  is  saddening ;  and  the  thoughts 
which  in  happier  moments  we  give  to  the  tongue,  the 
heart  refuses  to  part  with  then. 

On  reaching  the  hostel  of  the  "  Black  Bull,"  the 
nags  of  Larry  Finnegan  were  put  in  requisition  ;  and 
while  Conolly  went  to  assist  in  their  preparation  for 
the  road,  De  Lacy  kept  Rory  for  the  few  last  words. 

"  Rory,"  said  he,  "  the  kindness  I  have  met  under 
your  mother's  roof  I  can  never  forget,  and  your  cour- 
age and  conduct  have  been  beyond  all  praise." 

"  Don't  mintion  it,  if  you  plaze,  Mr.  De  Lacy." 


3i8  Rory  O'More 

"  I  should  be  ungrateful  if  I  did  not,"  said  De 
Lacy.  "  Now,  your  mother,  Rory,  would  not  permit 
me  to  make  her  any  acknowledgment ;  but 

"  Murdher,  murdher  !  don't  disthress  me  !  "  said 
Rory. 

"  Listen  to  me,  Rory,"  said  De  Lacy.  "  Though 
your  mother  has  refused  any  thing  in  the  shape  of 
remuneration  you,  I  hope " 

"  Is  it  me  !  "  said  Rory. 

"  Now,  do  listen  to  me  !  "  said  De  Lacy.  "  Surely 
you  won't  refuse  some  trifling  gift  from  your  parting 
friend  as  a  keepsake  ?  " 

"  Oh  !  a  keepsake,"  said  Rory,  "  is  another  affair." 

"  That 's  a  good  fellow  !  "  said  De  Lacy.  "  Here, 
then  —  take  this,  and  keep  it  for  my  sake,"  and  he 
drew  forth  a  gold  watch. 

Rory  kept  looking  at  the  watch  and  De  Lacy  al- 
ternately in  wonder,  and  at  last  said,  — 

"  Oh,  something  less  costly  than  that,  if  you  plaze, 
Mr.  De  Lacy  :  sure,  that 's  worth  a  handful  o'  guineas. 
And  thin,  what 's  more,  sure  I  've  no  use  for  a  watch  ; 
there 's  the  blessed  sun  that  rises  and  sets  evermore ; 
and  if  I  want  to  know  the  time  o'  day,  I  've  only  to 
cock  up  my  eye  at  him,  and  I  can  tell  it  a'most  as 
well  as  if  he  was  a  clock — beggin'  his  pardon  for 
comparin'  him  to  the  like  —  but  all  as  one,  I  mane, 
in  the  regard  of  the  hour." 

"  But,  Rory,  it  is  not  for  use,  but  as  a  keepsake,  I 
wish  you  to  take  it." 

"  Sure,  any  thing  else  will  do  as  well  for  a  keep- 
sake; give  me  that  switch  out  o'  your  hand,  and  I  '11 
value  it  as  much  as  all  the  watches  ever  was  made." 

"  That 's  too  insignificant,  Rory  —  indeed  it  is  : 
think  of  something  else." 

"  Well,  then,  sir,  since  you  desire  me  to  say  the 
thing  myself  and  will  have  it  so,  there  's  your  sleeve- 


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buttons;  and  if  you  give  thim  to  me,  it  is  proud  I'll 
be  to  wear  the  same  things  on  me  that  you  yourself 
wore." 

"  There,"  said  De  Lacy,  taking  them  from  his 
wrist  — "  and  I  only  regret  they  are  so  worthless  a 
gift." 

"Ah,  sir!  it  is  the  giver,  and  not  the  gift,  I  think 
of,"  said  Rory. 

Conolly  now  led  forth  the  horses  saddled ;  and 
though  neither  the  beasts  nor  their  furniture  were 
much  to  be  admired,  De  Lacy  was  assured  the  rough 
hacks  would  do  him  good  service  :  so,  mounting  into 
a  very  old  high-pommelled  saddle,  he  once  more 
shook  hands  with  Rory,  and  bidding  him  an  affection- 
ate farewell,  with  the  hope  of  a  speedy  and  trium- 
phant return,  he  took  the  road  towards  the  coast  and 
was  soon  beyond  the  village. 

Rory  then  went  to  chapel ;  and  thoughts  of  the 
expedition  and  hopes  for  his  country  mingled  with 
his  devotions,  and  a  prayer  for  the  safety  of  the  friend 
from  whom  he  had  just  parted,  rose  sincerely  from 
his  heart.  Mass  being  over,  he  returned  to  the 
"  Black  Bull,"  where  the  host,  Larry  Finnegan,  was 
serving  his  customers  with  tobacco  and  drink. 

"  I  'm  come  to  ax  you  for  something,  Larry,"  said 
Rory. 

"  And  you  shall  have  it  with  pleasure,  my  buck," 
said  Larry.  "  What  would  you  like  ?  I  've  a  fresh 
tap  here,  and  it 's  iligant." 

"  Nothing  in  that  way,  Larry,  to-day  ;  but  I  jist 
came  to  see  if  you  're  done  with  the  crow-bar  I  lint 
you  some  time  agon,  as  I  'm  in  want  of  it  myself  to 
quarry  some  stones  to-morrow." 

"  Yis ;  there  it  is,  standin'  over  in  the  corner 
beyant  the  hob  in  the  kitchen  forninst  you :  I  'm 
done  wid  it,  —  many  thanks  to  you!" 


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"  Why,  thin,  what  would  you  want  wid  a  crow- 
bar, Finnegan  ?  "  said  one  of  his  customers. 

"  Oh,  it 's  the  misthiss  you  should  ax  about  that  ?  " 
said  Roiy. 

"  Why,  is  it  for  batin'  her  he  got  it  ?  " 

"  No,"  said  Finnegan.  "  It 's  a  flail  I  have  for 
that." 

"  It  is  Misthiss  Finnegan  that  wants  it,"  said  Rory; 
"  and  I  wondher  you  never  heer'd  the  rayson." 

"  Why,  thin,  what  is  it,  Rory,  my  boy  ?  I  '11  be 
bound  it 's  a  quare  one  you  '11  give,  any  how." 

"  You  see,"  said  Rory,  "  she  makes  the  punch  so 
sthrong,  that  she  bent  all  her  spoons  sthrivin'  to  stir 
it ;  and  so  she  borrowed  the  crow-bar." 

"  Long  life  to  you,  Rory,  your  sowl ! "  said 
Finnegan,  who  relished  this  indirect  compliment  to 
the  character  of  his  establishment.  "  Divil  be  from 
me,  but  you  won't  lave  the  house  this  day  without 
takin'  a  tumbler  with  the  misthiss,  afther  that !  —  and 
she  shall  mix  it  herself  for  you  —  and  with  the  crow- 
bar, my  boy  !  " 

Rory  would  not  refuse  the  hospitality  offered,  so, 
entering  the  kitchen,  he  sat  by  the  fire;  and  Mrs. 
Finnegan  endeavoured  to  support  the  character  he 
had  given  her,  by  brewing  one  of  her  best,  and  she 
returned  to  the  kitchen  in  smiles  to  present  to  Rory 
a  "  screeching  "  tumbler  of  punch. 

While  he  was  sitting  there,  chatting,  and  sipping 
his  beverage,  the  storm  noticed  in  the  foregoing 
chapter  began  to  threaten,  and  soon  burst  in  all  its 
violence  over  the  village.  The  women  blessed  them- 
selves; and  the  mirth  and  noise  of  the  public-house 
sank  before  the  peals  of  thunder  which  rolled  above 
them.  Rory,  remembering  he  had  some  miles  to 
walk  before  he  should  reach  his  home,  went  to  the 
door  to  look  out,  and  judge  if  the  storm  seemed  buf 


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a  sudden  burst,  or  threatened  a  longer  duration ;  and 
in  the  angry  aspect  of  the  skies  he  saw  nothing  but 
the  alternative  of  a  long  wait  in  the  village  or  a  wet 
skin  before  him.  As  he  looked  up  the  street,  Scrubbs 
was  riding  down  the  road  at  a  furious  pace  to  get 
under  shelter ;  but  before  reaching  the  "  Black  Bull," 
a  vivid  flash  of  lightning  made  his  horse  start  violently, 
and  the  suddenness  of  the  action  brought  horse  and 
rider  to  the  ground. 
'  "  God  bless  us  !  "  exclaimed  Rory. 

"  What 's  the  matter  ?  "  said  some  bystanders 
within  the  house,  who  had  not  seen  the  occurrence. 

"  I  b'lieve  the  collecther  is  kilt  with  a  stroke  o' 
lightning !  " 

A  universal  exclamation  of"  God  bless  us ! "  echoed 
Rory's  first  ejaculation,  and  the  people  crowded  to 
the  door  to  look  out. 

Scrubbs,  who  was  only  stunned  by  the  fall,  now 
made  an  effort  to  rise ;  and  Rory  in  a  moment  ran  to 
his  assistance  and  was  by  his  side. 

"  You  're  not  kilt  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"  No,"  said  Scrubbs. 

"  Are  you  scorched  itself  ?  " 

The  fall  of  Scrubbs  rendered  him  as  yet  uncon- 
scious of  the  meaning  of  the  question. 

"  By  dad  !  "  said  Rory,  "  I  thought  you  wor  kilt 
with  the  lightning  !  Come  into  the  house  out  o'  the 
rain."  And  so  saying,  he  led  Scrubbs  to  the  "  Black 
Bull." 

Some  went  to  the  assistance  of  the  horse,  but  it 
was  found  the  animal  had  slipped  its  shoulder  and 
could  not  rise  without  help.  This  being  afforded, 
the  poor  brute  limped  along  to  the  stable  of  the 
hostel. 

After  a  few  minutes  the  collector  was  quite  recov- 
ered, having  escaped  with  a  few  bruises ;  and  his  own 


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safety  left  him  at  liberty  to  lament  over  the  mishap 
of  his  steed,  to  whose  stable  he  repaired,  exclaiming 
as  he  went,  "  It  's  very  unfortunate  !  " 

"  'Faith,  it  is  unfortunate,"  said  Finnegan,  "  that 
your  neck  was  n't  bruk  !  —  I  'd  like  to  dhrink  at  your 
wake." 

"  Oh,  God  forgive  you,  Larry  !  "  said  the  wife  ; 
"  why  would  you  be  wishin'  the  man's  death  ?  " 

"  Bekase  there  would  be  a  blackguard  the  less  in 
the  world:  sure,  he  got  me  fined,  come  Candlemas 
next  a  year;  and  you  know  it." 

"  Throth,  he  's  a  dirty  blackguard,  I  know,"  said 
the  polite  Mrs.  Finnegan:  "so  lave  him  to  God." 

"To  the  divil,  you  mane,"  said  Finnegan. 

"Thrue  for  you,  by  my  sowl,  Larry,"  said  some 
of  the  bystanders,  who  all  hated  Scrubbs  most 
cordially. 

"I  wondher  he  didn't  keep  a  tight  hand  over  the 
baste  !  "  said  one. 

"  Faix,  so  do  I!"  said  another;  "for  he  keeps  a 
mighty  tight  hand  over  every  body  else." 

"Sure  enough,"  said  a  third,  "  it  's  he  that's  the 
rale  grinder." 

"Whisht!  here  he  comes  back,  bad  cess  to  him  !" 
said  the  former  speaker,  as  Scrubbs  re-entered  the 
house. 

But  the  man  who  dubbed  him  a  grinder,  though  he 
did  not  speak  the  word,  continued  to  sing  the  nick- 
name in  the  collector's  face  ;  and  he  hummed  to  a 
lilting  tune,  — 

"Tarry,  heigh-ho! 

You  know 
Tarry,  heigh-ho! 


and  a  low  laugh  and  furtive  glances  exchanged  among 
the  peasants,  made  Scrubbs  feel  very  uncomfortable, 
for  he  suspected  they  bore  som,e  allusion  to  himself. 


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There  was  not  one  voice  to  express  sorrow  for  his 
accident,  nor  congratulation  upon  his  escape,  30  dis- 
liked had  he  made  himself  in  the  country  ;  and  but 
for  Rory  O'iMore,  whose  generous  heart  was  open  to 
the  distress  even  of  a  foe,  he  would  not  have  had 
a  single  being  to  do  him  a  service. 

Scrubbs  wished  to  push  homewards,  and  asked 
Finnegan  to  let  him  have  a  horse  on  hire. 

"  I  have  n't  one,"  said  Finnegan. 

"You've  two,  you  mean,"  said  Scrubbs. 

"  They  're  both  engaged,"  said  the  landlord. 

"I'll  pay  you  whatever  you  ask,"  said  Scrubbs. 

"I  tell  you,  I  haven't  thim,"  said  Finnegan,  gruffly; 
and  he  added  in  an  under  tone,  "  and  if  I  had,  you 
shouldn't  have  thim." 

"  Do  you  mean  they  are  both  engaged  ?  "  said 
Scrubbs. 

"Yis,"  was  the  short  answer. 

The  storm  continued  to  rage  on.  The  public- 
house,  whose  noisy  mirth  was  quelled  by  its  outbreak, 
seemed  to  have  gathered  an  additional  gloom  from  the 
presence  of  the  collector.  One  by  one  the  customers 
of  the  "  Black  Bull  "  dropped  off:  those  who  lived  in 
the  village,  first,  who  could  make  a  run  through  the 
storm  to  their  homes;  those  in  the  vicinity,  next; 
and,  at  last,  when  there  seemed  no  chance  of  its 
abatement,  even  they  whose  homes  were  more  distant 
seemed  to  think  there  was  no  use  in  longer  tarrying, 
and  so,  wrapping  their  frieze-coats  round  them,  bury- 
ing their  faces  in  their  collars,  and  pulling  their  cau- 
beens  tightly  over  their  eyes,  they  one  by  one  made 
for  the  door,  and  balancing  themselves  for  a  moment 
on  the  threshold  between  a  wait  or  a  wetting,  they 
butted  with  their  heads  against  the  wind,  and  "pelted  " 
away  through  the  storm. 

Rory  and  Scrubbs  were  the  only  guests  left  within 


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the  walls  of  the  "  Black  Bull,"  and  Rory  seemed,  at 
last,  inclined  to  follow  the  example  of  those  who 
departed.  On  expressing  this  intention,  Scrubbs 
manifested  great  uneasiness,  for  he  did  not  like  re- 
maining alone  in  the  public-house,  whose  landlord  he 
had  mulcted  in  a  fine  on  some  trivial  pretext ;  and  the 
savage  manner  of  the  man,  added  to  the  conscious- 
ness of  the  cause  he  had  given  him  for  dislike,  made 
Scrubbs  loath  to  become  a  solitary  lodger  in  the 
deserted  inn. 

When  he  found  Rory  determined  to  go,  and  that 
his  way  was  homewards,  he  expressed  a  desire  to 
accompany  him,  for  their  road  lay  together,  and  it 
was  matter  of  great  importance  to  the  collector  to 
have  a  companion, —  for  to  travel  the  country  alone 
on  foot  was  what  he  dreaded  too  much  to  venture 
upon,  and  considered  even  more  hazardous  than 
remaining  where  he  was. 

A  few  days  before  he  would  not  have  chosen  Rory 
for  a  companion ;  but  the  circumstances  of  the  in- 
tended arrest  of  De  Lacy  had  mystified  him,  and 
made  him  imagine  that  perhaps  Rory  was  not  the 
dangerous  person  he  had  taken  him  for ;  and  at  all 
events,  under  existing  circumstances,  he  could  not 
but  be  glad  of  his  convoy  :  so,  declaring  himself  ready 
to  face  the  road  on  foot  with  our  hero,  and  thanking 
Finnegan,  whose  care  of  his  horse's  shoulder  he  urged, 
Rory  said,  u  Good-b'ye !  "  to  the  landlord  of  the 
u  Black  Bull "  and  his  punch-making  wife,  and,  not 
forgetting  his  crow-bar,  sallied  forth  from  the  snug 
shelter  of  the  warm  hostel  to  buffet  the  chilling  storm 
which  still  raged  with  unmitigated  fury. 

They  proceeded  in  silence  until  they  passed  the 
skirts  of  the  village ;  when  Rory,  turning  from  the 
high-road,  struck  into  a  path  through  the  fields  that 
lay  beside  it. 


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"  Where  are  you  going,  O'More  ? "  said  the 
collector. 

"  A  short  cut,"  said  Rory. 

"  Don't  go  through  the  fields,"  said  Scrubbs :  "  the 
road  is  safer." 

"  Why,  what  danger  do  you  dhread  in  the  fields  ?  " 
said  Rory. 

"  Only,  the  road  is  safer  ;  the  fields  are  so  lonely," 
said  the  collector. 

"  Maybe  you  're  afeerd  o'  me,  Misther  Scrubbs  ?  " 
said  Rory. 

"  No,  no,  my  dear  O'More  !  " 

"  Bekaze  you  may  go  back  to  the  4  Black  Bull '  if 
you  are.  I  did  n't  ax  your  company  ;  and  high-road 
or  bye-road  is  all  one  to  me." 

u  Now,  O'More,  I  beg  your  pardon,  —  don't  be 
offended  —  but  indeed  these  bye-paths " 

"  Arrah,  don't  be  so  frightful  !  "  said  Rory,  with  a 
tone  of  contempt  in  his  voice,  which  he  could  not 
control  at  this  exhibition  of  poltroonery  :  "  it 's  a  short 
cut  of  full  two  miles  to  quit  the  road  here  and  head 
up  the  banks  of  the  sthream  through  the  glin  of  the 
Folly." 

"  Bless  my  soul  !  "  said  Scrubbs,  laying  his  hand 
on  Rory's  arm  and  making  a  dead  stand; — "surely 
you  're  not  going  through  that  horrid  lonely  place  !  " 

"  In  throth  I  am,"  said  Rory  ;  "  and  if  you  don't 
like  to  come,  as  I  said  before,  you  may  go  back." 

Scrubbs  was  in  a  painful  state  of  doubt ;  he  could 
not  tell  which  he  dreaded  most  —  the  Folly  or  Fin- 
negan  ;  and  thus  goaded  by  the  horns  of  the  dilemma, 
or  rather  of  the  "  Black  Bull,"  he  ventured  to  go 
forward  with  Rory.  After  getting  over  about  half  a 
mile  of  broken  ground,  they  topped  the  hill  that  com- 
manded the  glen  of  the  Folly  ;  and  when  Scrubbs 
saw  the  state  of  swollen  turbulence  in  which  the 


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stream  swept  down  the  valley,  he  asked  O'More,  in 
one  of  his  coward  tones,  if  he  would  venture  to 
approach  it. 

"  Sure,  it  won't  bite  you,"  said  Rory. 

"  But  it  might  drown  you,"  said  Scrubbs. 

"  Thim  that  's  born  for  hangin'  was  never  meant 
for  dhrownin',"  said  Rory,  in  a  questionable  tone. 

"  You  say  very  odd  things,  O'More,"  said  Scrubbs, 
who  could  not  fathom  whether  Rory  meant  him- 
self or  the  collector  in  his  last  speech.  "  But  is 
n't  the  valley  dangerous  with  this  dreadful  flood  in 
it  ?  " 

"  Faix,  there  will  be  worse  than  the  flood  in  it 
when  you  and  I  are  there  !  "  said  Rory,  whose  con- 
tempt for  the  collector's  pusillanimity  had  so  increased, 
that  he  deemed  it  fit  subject  for  mirth,  and  did  not 
hesitate  to  torment  the  paltry  coward  with  an  am- 
biguity of  expression  which  left,  in  the  vagueness  of 
the  allusion,  the  application  of  it  open  to  either  of 
them  ;  so  that  he  might  endure  either  offence  or  fear, 
as  the  case  might  be. 

"  Are  you  sure  it 's  safe  ?  "  said  Scrubbs. 

"  It 's  safe  enough  for  me  any  how,"  said  Rory  : 
"  I  don't  know  if  you  be  a  dangerous  person." 

"  How  do  you  mean,  dangerous  ?  "  said  Scrubbs. 

"  Likely  for  hurt  or  harm,"  said  Rory. 

"  I  hope  not,  O'More,"  said  the  collector,  straining 
to  keep  up  with  Rory's  vigorous  pace  as  he  dashed 
into  the  glen  ;  and  as  they  approached  the  stream,  he 
again  asked  his  guide  if  he  did  not  consider  the  valley 
impassable  without  much  risk. 

"  Not  in  the  laste,"  said  Rory  :  "  it 's  over  an  hour 
yet  before  the  pass  up  the  valley  will  be  flooded."  — 
So  saying,  he  pressed  on,  and  was  drawing  near  the 
walls  of  the  Folly,  when  he  suddenly  stopped  and 
said  to  Scrubbs,  "  Did  n't  you  hear  a  shout  ?  " 


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"  Where  ?  "  said  the  collector,  getting  as  close  to 
him  as  he  could. 

"I  thought  I  heerd  a  halloo,"  said  Rory  :  "  listen  !  " 
A  burst  of  thunder  followed  :  the  collector  shuddered. 

"  I  suppose  't  was  only  the  storm,"  said  Rory. 
"  Let  us  push  on  ;  "  and  he  made  a  few  more  vigor- 
ous strides,  when  his  course  was  again  arrested  by  a 
loud  shout  which  was  audible  in  one  of  the  lapses  of 
the  tempest,  —  and  this  time  even  Scrubbs  heard  it. 

The  shout  proceeded  from  the  grated  window  of 
the  vault  where  De  Welskein  and  his  companions 
were  imprisoned.  They,  seeing  two  men  in  the 
valley,  had  raised  their  combined  voices  in  one  wild 
chorus  of  despair,  to  attract  their  attention  ;  and 
observing  the  successful  result  of  their  first  effort, 
they  again  essayed  to  arrest  their  observation  in  the 
same  manner  :  and  when  the  men  paused  the  second 
time,  De  Welskein  took  his  handkerchief  from  his 
neck,  and  waving  it  through  the  bars  of  his  dungeon 
as  a  further  means  of  attracting  notice,  a  third 
tremendous  yell  issued  from  the  inundated  vault. 

"  Look,  look  !  "  said  Rory,  pointing  to  the  hand- 
kerchief he  saw  waving  from  the  Folly  ;  "  some  one 
is  callin'  for  help  there  !  "  —  and  he  was  going  for- 
ward to  the  spot,  when  Scrubbs  laid  his  hand  upon 
him,  and  said,  "  You  would  n't  be  mad  enough 
to  go  !  " 

"  Why  not  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"  You  don't  know  who  may  be  there." 

"What  is  it  to  me  who  they  are? — they  waet 
help,"  said  Rory,  "  and  that 's  enough." 

"Let  me  beg  of  you,  O'More!  "  said  Scrubbs,  en- 
deavouring to  detain  him. 

Rory  shook  him  off,  and  said  very  decidedly,  "  Mr. 
Scrubbs,  if  you  're  afeard,  that 's  no  raison  7  should  be  ; 
and  if  you  'd  lave  a  fellow-craythur  in  want  o'  help, 
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328  Rory  O'More 

God  forbid  I  'd  do  the  like  !  There  's  some  accident 
there  beyant,  and  I  '11  go  see  if  I  can  be  of  any  use." 

With  these  words  Rory  ran  towards  the  Folly ;  and 
Scrubbs  followed,  because  he  was  afraid  to  remain 
alone.  On  approaching  sufficiently  close  to  recognise 
persons,  the  wonder  was  mutual  between  those  within 
and  those  without  the  vault  at  the  rencounter. 

"  Murdher  !  is  it  you,  Mr.  Divilskin  !  "  said  Rory. 
"  Why,  thin,  what  brought  you  there  at  all  ?  " 

It  would  be  vain  to  attempt  to  describe  the  confused 
and  almost  unintelligible  conversation  that  ensued :  it 
was  rather  a  volley  of  vociferation  on  both  sides,  — 
the  Frenchman  shouting,  "  Ouvrez  vite  !  "  while  the 
other  prisoners  were  exclaiming,  "  Rory,  for  the  love 
o'  God,  make  haste,  or  we  '11  be  dhrownded  !  " 

"  Wait  a  minit,  and  I  '11  settle  the  business  for 
you,"  said  Rory.  "  Sure,  and  was  n't  it  the  hoighth 
o'  good  luck  I  happened  to  have  the  crow-bar  with 
me  !  "  And  as  he  spoke,  he  put  the  powerful  imple- 
ment between  the  bars  of  the  grated  window,  and 
wrenched  the  rusted  irons  from  their  sockets ;  then, 
giving  a  hand  to  De  Welskein,  he  assisted  him  in  his 
egress  through  the  newly-made  opening  ;  and  in  a  few 
seconds  the  whole  party,  so  lately  incarcerated  in  a 
dangerous  dungeon,  were  liberated  even  by  the  very 
man  against  whose  safety  one  of  their  party  had  en- 
deavoured to  direct  their  vengeance !  And  now  a 
terrible  example  was  given  of  the  facility  with  which 
past  mercies  are  forgotten,  and  of  the  hardness  of  the 
human  heart  when  brutalised  by  vice  :  —  these  very 
men,  rescued  from  a  perilous  position,  and  perhaps  a 
horrible  death,  the  moment  they  were  released  gave 
way  to  their  vengeful  feelings,  and  thought  not  of  ex- 
tending to  a  fellow-creature  the  mercy  that  Heaven 
had  shown  towards  them. 

Flannerty  and  Regan  were  the  first  to  notice,  with 


329 

triumph,  the  presence  of  Scrubbs,  and  they  pointed  it 
out  to  the  party  with  an  exclamation  of  blasphemous 
rejoicing. 

"  By  the  holy,  we  're  in  luck  afther  all ;  for  there 
he  is,  —  the  very  chap  we  were  waitin'  for  !  " 

They  pointed  to  Scrubbs  as  they  spoke  ;  and  he, 
whose  fears  were  sufficiently  awake  before,  now 
pressed  close  beside  Rory,  who  could  feel  his  tremor 
as  he  leaned  for  support  against  him.  The  meaning 
of  the  desperadoes  was  too  evident  to  be  mistaken,  — 
it  was  manifest  their  menacing  intentions  were  directed 
against  the  collector ;  but  as  Rory  did  not  know  their 
motive  for  such  a  proceeding,  he  said  firmly,  "Why, 
what  do  you  want  with  him  ?  " 

"  We  jist  want  to  take  a  loan  of  him,"  said  Jack 
Flannerty,  who  advanced. 

"  See,  Flannerty,"  said  Rory,  who  extended  his 
arm  as  he  spoke,  in  token  of  his  desire  to  keep  a  dis- 
tance between  the  parties,  —  "Mr.  Scrubbs  was  in 
the  village  beyant,  and  his  horse  fell  undher  him  ;  and 
bein'  obleeged  to  walk  home,  he  said  he  'd  go  along 
with  me.  When  I  was  comin'  this  way  by  the  short 
cut,  —  as  you  know  it  is  towards  my  place,  —  Mr. 
Scrubbs  asked  me  to  go  by  the  high-road  ;  but  I 
towld  him  this  was  the  best  way.  Now,  boys,"  said 
he,  appealing  to  the  whole  party,  "you  would  n't  like, 
yourselves,  if  you  promised  to  lade  a  man  safe,  that 
he  should  come  into  throuble  afther  :  and  when  I  tell 
yiz  this,  I  'm  sure  you  '11  put  no  hurt  nor  harm  on  the 
collecthor." 

"  By  gor,  if  you  go  make  a  bellwether  o'  yourself 
to  sitch  fellows  as  that  over  the  counthry,  it 's  a  busy 
time  you  '11  have  of  it,  my  buck,"  answered  Flannerty. 
"  Be  aisy,  and  don't  be  howldin'  your  head  so  high." 

"  I  howld  my  head  no  higher  than  any  honest  man 
may  howld  it,"  said  Rory  :  "  and  I  say  that  the  man 


330  Rory  O'More 

who  has  any  honour  in  his  heart  would  n't  touch  him 
that 's  beside  me  afther  what  I  say." 

"  To  the  divil  wid  you  and  your  honour ! " 
shouted  Regan.  "  Will  your  honour  save  Darby 
Daly  from  bein'  hanged  when  that  vagabone  swares 
his  life  away  ?  —  and  you  wantin'  to  save  the  villain  ! 
—  but  c  birds  of  a  feather  flocks  together.'  ' 

"You're  a  slandherous  scoundhrel,  Regan,"  cried 
Rory,  u  and  it 's  not  the  first  lie  you  said  of  me." 

Regan  was  about  to  advance  on  O'More,  who, 
raising  his  crow-bar  in  the  act  of  striking,  exclaimed 
fiercely,  "  Keep  back,  or  by  the  mother  that  bore  me 
I  '11  brain  you  !  " 

Flannerty  dragged  back  Regan  and  said,  "  I  '11  tell 
you  what  it  is,  Rory,  the  collecthor  there  is  wanted, 
and  there  's  no  use  in  your  makin'  any  bones  about  it, 
for  we  are  enough  to  have  our  will ;  so  do  what  we 
plaze,  or  we  '11  make  you/' 

"  Don't  betray  me,  O'More,"  cried  Scrubbs. 

"  Bethray  you  !  "  said  Rory,  looking  with  wither- 
ing contempt  on  the  craven  beside  him.  "  You 
dirty  hound,  who  would  run  afther  my  foot,  —  to  say 
sitch  a  word  to  me  afther  what  you  've  heerd  !  —  Boys, 
let  us  pass  !  " 

"  No,  we  won't,"  said  Flannerty  :  "  we  '11  have 
him  ; "  and  he  was  advancing  with  some  others. 

"  Boys  !  "  cried  Rory  in  an  appealing  tone,  "  I 
saved  your  lives  five  minutes  ago,  and  all  I  ask  is 
that  you  '11  let  us  go  quietly  out  o'  this." 

There  was  a  shout  of  "  No  !  "  from  the  group. 
The  trembling  collector  laid  hold  of  Rory. 

"  Don't  grip  me  that  way,  or  I  can't  fight !  "  said 
Rory  :  "  mind  yourself,  you  'd  betther."  Turning  to 
the  group,  he  then  added,  "  I  towld  you  I  considher 
I  'm  bound  in  honour  to  this  man  to  see  him  safe,  and 
if  you  have  n't  the  heart  to  feel  it,  more  shame  to 


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you !  But  if  it  goes  to  that,  by  the  seven  blessed 
candles  you  '11  walk  over  my  body  before  you  get 
him  ! "  And  he  threw  himself  into  a  posture  of 
defence,  and,  with  the  weapon  he  held,  he  was  a  for- 
midable adversary. 

u  Did  n't  I  tell  yiz  all  he  was  a  thraitor  !  "  said 
Regan.  "  If  he  was  n't,  would  he  do  what  he 's 
doin'  ?  —  Do  you  believe  me  now  ?  " 

At  the  moment,  and  under  the  peculiar  circum- 
stances joined  to  foregone  suspicions  of  Rory's 
fidelity,  the  words  of  Regan  were  like  sparks  on  gun- 
powder :  there  was  a  shout  from  the  group  and  a  rush 
on  Rory,  who  felled  two  of  his  assailants  to  the 
earth  as  they  advanced  upon  him,  while  the  wretched 
Scrubbs  struck  not  a  blow  in  his  own  defence. 
While  Rory  was  keeping  up  an  unequal  fight  against 
numbers,  his  vindictive  enemy  Shan  Dhu  came  be- 
hind him,  and  giving  him  a  severe  blow  under  the 
ear,  for  the  first  time  had  the  satisfaction  of  seeing 
Rory  stagger  beneath  his  stroke.  In  a  moment 
Rory  was  overpowered  and  secured ;  and  he  and 
Scrubbs,  the  latter  of  whom  prayed  in  the  most  abject 
manner  for  mercy,  were  dragged  within  the  walls  of 
the  Folly  and  their  limbs  secured  by  strong  cords  ; 
for  until  this  measure  was  put  in  practice,  Rory  con- 
tinued to  struggle  for  his  liberty. 

When  he  was  rendered  quite  powerless,  he  and  the 
collector  were  placed  in  an  upper  apartment  of  the 
ruin,  with  one  man  to  keep  watch  over  them  ;  while 
the  others  remained  on  the  ground  story,  to  consult 
what  should  be  done  with  the  prisoners.  Jack  Flan- 
nerty  still  recommended  "  the  dog's  knock,"  and 
Solomon  chimed  in  his  chorus  of  evil  omen,  that 
"  dead  men  tell  no  tales ;  "  but  the  majority  dreaded 
this  extreme  measure,  and  determined  on  sending 
Scrubbs  and  Rory  over  sea.  They  were  obliged, 


332  Rory  0' More 

however,  to  wait  until  night  should  favour  their 
undertaking,  as  in  the  daylight  to  transport  their 
prisoners  would  be  impossible. 

While  the  council  were  consulting  below,  Rory 
and  the  collector  were  engaged  with  their  own 
thoughts  in  the  apartment  above.  Rory  in  his  heart 
cursed  the  unlucky  chance  that  had  thrown  Scrubbs 
in  his  way,  as,  to  his  company  he  very  justly  attrib- 
uted his  mishap  ;  and  yet  the  generosity  of  his  temper 
forbade  him  to  reproach  the  author  of  his  misfortune 
with  being  the  cause  of  it,  while  he  saw  him  trembling 
for  his  safety,  and  heard  the  moans  which  escaped 
from  his  pale  and  quivering  lips. 

As  for  Scrubbs,  such  was  his  grovelling  nature, 
that  even  after  the  noble  conduct  of  Rory,  he  was 
still  suspicious  of  his  having  led  him  into  the  trap, 
and  that  his  resistance  was  only  pretence ;  and  at 
last,  the  base  wretch  ventured  to  give  his  filthy  sus- 
picion words. 

"Oh,  O'More,"  faltered  he,  "why  did  you  be- 
tray me  into  their  hands  !  " 

"  Is  it  to  me  you  have  the  ingratitude  to  say  the 
word,"  said  Rory,  "  afther  my  runnin'  the  risk  o'  my 
life  to  save  you  !  " 

"Oh,  they  won't  hurt  you,  you  know;  but  they  '11 
murder  me  !  " 

"  How  do  you  know  they  won't  hurt  me  ?  There  's 
thim  among  thim  ready  enough  to  belie  and  wrong 
me;  and  my  sthriving  to  save  you  has  made  me  as 
bad  to  thim  in  their  eyes  as  yourself." 

"Oh,  they  won't  touch  you — you  know  they 
won't;  and  speak  to  them  for  me,  —  do,  O'More!" 

"  I  see  the  mane  suspicions  you  have,  Mr.  Scrubbs ; 
and  in  throth  it 's  a  pity  an  honest  man  should  get 
into  throuble  on  your  account,  for  you  're  not  worth 
it.  You  think  I  'm  cullogueing  with  these  vagabones, 


Rory  0" More  333 

and  that  I  only  purtinded  to  fight,  and  all  that ;  and 
if  you  wor  n't  as  bad  yourself  as  to  do  the  like,  you 
would  n't  suspect  another  of  it.  Get  out  wid  you, 
you  mane-spirited  dog !  Throth,  your  heart  is  a 
dunghill,  and  suspicion  is  the  cock  that  crows  on 
it!" 

Notwithstanding  all  this  abusive  outbreak  on  Rory's 
part,  Scrubbs  contrived  to  writhe  himself  over  nearer 
to  him  (for  both  men  were  bound  hand  and  foot  and 
lying  on  the  ground) ;  and  getting  so  close  as  to  be 
able  to  whisper  to  him,  so  that  the  sentinel  over  them 
should  not  hear,  he  said, — 

"  If  you  '11  get  me  out  of  their  power,  I  '11  give  you 
a  hundred  pounds,  and  make  a  man  of  you." 

"•  Keep  your  dirty  bribes  and  thoughts  to  yourself, 
if  you  plaze,  —  I  want  neither  of  thim.  Make  a 
man  o'  me  indeed  !  God  made  a  man  of  me  already, 
and  thanks  be  to  him  for  it  !  —  it 's  more  than  he 
done  for  you,  you  pitiful  coward,  who  had  n't  the 
heart  even  to  sthrike  a  blow  in  your  defence.  Get 
out !  and  don't  pison  my  ears  with  your  nasty 
thoughts." 

Regan  soon  after  entered  the  apartment,  having 
left  the  group  below,  when  the  consultation  was  over, 
with  the  base  desire  of  enjoying  the  sight  of  Rory's 
prostration.  He  told  the  man  on  guard  he  came  to 
relieve  his  watch  and  take  charge  of  the  safety  of  the 
prisoners  ;  and  as  soon  as  the  other  had  descended  he 
approached  O'More,  and  stood  over  him  with  malig- 
nant enjoyment.  Rory  looked  up  at  him  and  said, 
"  Shan  Dhu,  what 's  this  for  ?  " 

"  For  thraitors,"  answered  Regan. 

"  I  'm  no  thraitor,"  said  Rory. 

"  You  lie  !  "  growled  the  brute. 

"If  I  wasn't  tied  as  I  am,  you  darn't  say  the 
word  to  me,"  said  Rory. 


334  Rory  O'More 

"  Keep  a  civil  tongue  in  your  head,  or  it  '11  be 
worse  for  you,"  said  Regan. 

"  You  're  no  man,  Shan,  or  you  would  n't  do 
this  !  " 

"  If  you  say  another  uncivil  word,  I  '11  kick  you 
till  I  make  you  black,  as  a  thraitorous  dog  ought  to 
be  kicked." 

"  You  're  a  black-hearted  coward  !  "  cried  Rory,  as 
fiercely  as  if  he  were  at  liberty. 

The  savage  who  stood  over  him  proved  the  truth 
of  the  words  by  giving  him  a  fierce  kick  on  the  side 
with  his  heavy  brogue,  which  took  away  his  breath  ; 
and  it  was  only  the  sound  of  ascending  footsteps  that 
interrupted  Regan  in  his  brutality  :  he  withdrew  from 
the  prisoners  to  the  door. 

"  You're  wanted  below,"  said  the  man  who  entered 
the  apartment  which  Regan  quitted. 

"  O'More,"  said  the  collector,  who  was  convinced 
by  the  fierce  reality  of  Regan's  conduct  that  Rory 
was  in  the  hands  of  enemies  as  well  as  himself,  u  I 
see  I  was  wrong  in  what  I  thought  about  this  affair." 

"  It 's  likely  to  be  worse  with  us  too,  I  'm  afeard," 
said  Rory. 

"  Do  you  remember  what  you  said  when  I  asked 
you  if  the  valley  was  n't  dangerous,  when  we  came 
into  the  glen  ?  " 

"  No." 

"  You  said  we  should  find  something  more  danger- 
ous than  the  flood  in  it.  You  spoke  it  in  fun, 
O'More  :  —  it  has  come  true,  to  your  sorrow." 

"  I  found  more  than  I  bargained  for,  'faith  !  — 
But,  now  that  you  remind  me  of  sayin'  that,  there  's 
something  else  it  puts  me  in  mind  of  that  I  said  also 
• —  and  equally  thrue,  to  our  cost." 

u  What  was  that  ?  "  asked  the  collector. 

"  I  said,  l  thim  that  was  born  to  be  hanged  would 


Rory  O'More  335 


never  be  dhrownded  -, '  and  sure  enough,  I  saved  the 
vagabones  from  the  dhrowndin'  —  and  'pon  my 
sowl  I  'm  much  mistaken  if  the  gallows  won't  be 
busy  wid  some  o'  thim  yet !  " 

"  I  tell  you  what  it  is,  Rory  O'More,"  said  the 
man  who  was  keeping  guard  over  them  — "  divil  a 
much  harm  I  wish  you,  and  maybe  there  's  not  much 
harm  intindid  you;  but  I  'd  recommend  you  to  keep 
a  civil  tongue  in  your  head,  or  maybe  it 's  little  more 
you  '11  ever  spake.  Now  take  that  as  a  word  to  the 
wise." 

Rory  took  the  hint — for  the  words  were  spoken 
in  a  tone  that  implied  the  speaker  had  rather  a  friendly 
feeling  than  otherwise,  and  to  advice,  so  given,  he 
attended.  Powerless  as  he  lay,  however,  and  in  the 
hands  of  enemies  as  he  was,  he  did  not  despair  :  his 
fertile  brain  was  at  work  in  many  a  wild  conjecture 
as  to  what  the  intention  of  his  captors  could  be,  and 
in  forming  contrivances  how  he  might  outwit  them 
and  make  good  his  escape. 

After  some  hours  thus  spent,  at  length  he  and  his 
fellow-prisoner  were  raised  from  their  recumbent 
position  ;  and  the  ligatures  being  removed  from  their 
legs,  they  were  taken  from  their  place  of  confinement 
and  desired  to  walk  in  silence  in  the  midst  of  the 
smugglers.  It  was  at  night,  and  still  continued  to 
rain  and  blow  violently  ;  so  that  no  time  could  be 
more  favourable  to  their  purpose  of  removing  Rory 
and  Scrubbs  with  all  speed  and  secrecy  to  the  coast. 
After  walking  some  miles,  they  stopped  at  a  cabin  in 
a  very  lonely  situation ;  where  having  knocked  for 
admittance,  the  door  was  opened  by  a  man  of  ruffianly 
appearance,  whom  Rory  had  never  seen  before, 
though  the  rest  of  the  party  were  known  to  him. 
Here  refreshment  was  called  for ;  and  though  the 
fare  was  coarse,  it  was  acceptable  after  their  walk  in 


336  Rory  O'More 

the  rain.  To  Rory  it  was  particularly  so,  for  he  had 
been  fasting  since  breakfast,  and  notwithstanding  his 
questionable  position,  he  had  too  much  courage  to 
let  such  an  occurrence  spoil  his  appetite.  But  fear 
had  taken  such  possession  of  the  cowardly  collector, 
that  he  could  not  swallow  a  morsel,  and  a  glass  of 
spirits  was  all  he  could  get  down. 

During  the  time  they  were  in  the  house,  nothing 
was  spoken  in  presence  of  the  prisoners  which  could 
enlighten  them  as  to  the  smugglers'  intentions.  In- 
deed, there  was  more  silence  than  usual  amongst  so 
many  Irishmen ;  and  whenever  any  communication 
seemed  to  be  desired  between  any  of  the  parties,  they 
either  conversed  in  low  whispers  beside  the  fire,  or 
beckoned  towards  the  door,  and  preferred  making 
their  confidences  outside  in  the  rain,  to  incurring  the 
risk  of  being  overheard  by  Rory  or  the  collector. 

After  some  time,  a  car  and  horse  were  provided, 
and  Scrubbs  and  Rory  again  bound  by  the  feet  and 
placed  on  the  car.  In  vain  did  Rory  request  the 
privilege  of  being  allowed  to  walk  !  "  Tare  an' 
ouns  !  "  said  he,  "  whatever  you  do,  don't  make  a  pig 
or  a  cawf  o'  me,  and  spanshel  me  up  on  a  car  as  if 
you  wor  dhrivin'  me  to  market  !  " 

"  Howld  your  tongue  and  do  what  you  're  bid  !  " 
was  the  only  answer  he  received. 

In  this  fashion  they  pushed  on  some  miles  further, 
and  then  making  another  halt,  two  of  the  men  and 
De  Welskein  obtained  horses,  and  the  prisoners 
being  consigned  to  their  care,  the  rest  of  the  escort 
dropped  ofF.  They  travelled  thus  all  night,  and  the 
horse  which  drew  the  car  was  urged  to  as  much 
speed  as  he  could  effect  under  the  draught  of  so 
lumbering  a  vehicle,  to  the  no  small  cost  of  poor 
Rory's  ribs  ;  for  when  at  dawn  they  came  to  a  halt, 
at  a  house  equal  in  loneliness  to  the  one  they  had 


Rory  O'More  337 

first  entered,  and  loosening  Rory's  bands,  desired  him 
walk  in,  it  was  as  much  as  he  could  do  to  command 
the  use  of  his  limbs,  so  benumbed  and  bruised  had  he 
become  in  the  course  of  this  nocturnal  kidnapping 
journey. 


CHAPTER   XXVIII 

GIVING  AN  EXAMPLE   OF   MAGISTERIAL    SEVERITY   AND 
MATERNAL     TENDERNESS 

THE  disappearance  of  the  collector  produced  a 
great  sensation  in  the  country.  As  far  as  a 
day  went,  his  absence  from  home  without  being 
accounted  for,  however  it  might  cause  surprise,  gave 
nobody  any  uneasiness  ;  but  when  a  second  day 
elapsed  without  his  reappearance  within  his  own  walls, 
it  caused  inquiry,  and  inquiry  seemed  only  to  perplex 
people  more,  —  that  is,  as  long  as  they  inquired 
where  most  they  expected  to  find  intelligence  of  him. 
But  in  this  case,  as  in  most  others  of  the  sort,  chance 
did  more  than  intention,  and  the  clue  to  the  dis- 
appearance of  the  collector  was  found  by  the  casual 
visit  of  a  customer  to  the  "  Black  Bull."  This 
person  was  no  other  than  Sweeny,  who  was  a  crony 
of  Scrubbs,  and  supplied  his  wife  with  patent  medi- 
cine, while  her  husband  gave  him  petty  fogging  jobs 
of  various  sorts :  therefore,  when  his  patron  was 
missing,  Sweeny  offered  his  services  in  the  endeavour 
to  find  him.  In  so  doing,  he  had  overridden  his 
horse  one  day  ;  and  arriving  at  the  u  Black  Bull," 
he  stopped  to  give  the  animal  some  rest,  and  a  feed, 
for  it  was  yet  some  miles  to  his  own  home. 

On  following  his  horse  into  the  stable,  what  was 
his  surprise  to  see  Scrubbs's  steed,  which  still  remained 
under  the  care  of  Larry  Finnegan,  who  kept  him 


339 

until  he  should  be  sent  for,  and  had  not  as  yet  heard 
of  the  collector's  disappearance. 

"  Hillo  !  "  exclaimed  the  attorney,  "  what  brings 
Mr.  Scrubbs's  horse  here  ?  " 

"  He  left  him  here  himself  last  Sunday,"  was  the 
answer. 

"And  where  is  Mr.  Scrubbs  himself?  " 

u  How  should  I  know  ?  " 

"  Because  he  was  here  last !  " 

"Last  Sunday  he  was,  sartainly  ;   but  " 

"  Ay,  but —  there  's  the  thing  !  —  what  has  become 
of  him  since  ?  " 

"  How  should  I  know  ?  " 

"  Because  this  is  the  last  place  at  which  I  have 
heard  of  him  :  and  if  you  can't  give  a  satisfactory 
account  of  the  matter,  I  can  tell  you  it  will  be  a 
serious  business." 

This  led  at  once  to  an  explanation  of  the  circum- 
stances which  had  occurred  at  the  "Black  Bull;" 
and  the  upshot  of  the  business  was,  that  Scrubbs  had 
left  the  house  in  company  with  Rory  O'More,  and 
had  not  since  been  heard  of.  The  next  step  to  take, 
of  course,  was  to  go  to  O'More  and  ask  him  what 
had  become  of  the  collector  :  but  Sweeny  did  not  like 
to  make  the  visit  alone,  for  this  bit  of  mystery,  con- 
nected with  Rory's  name,  aroused  all  the  latent  sus- 
picions of  him,  which  the  appearance  of  the  colonel's 
pass  had  somewhat  qualified,  if  not  dispelled  ;  and  the 
remembrance  of  De  Lacy's  case  of  pistols,  and  his 
manifest  promptness  to  use  them,  exercised  so  potent 
an  influence  over  the  attorney,  that  he  determined  to 
visit  Rory  with  witnesses.  This  was  his  legal  reason 
for  the  step ;  but  the  fact  was,  that  Sweeny's  courage 
was  of  a  very  companionable  nature. 

To  the  captain  of  the  yeomanry  corps,  therefore, 
he  hied  him  ;  and  that  noble  commander,  on  Sweeny's 


340  Rory  O'More 

detailing  the  occasion  of  his  application,  determined 
to  pay  a  second  visit  to  Rory's  cottage,  with  all 
the  force  of  his  troop  he  could  muster  at  a  short 
notice. 

In  this  determination  let  us  leave  them  for  the 
present,  and  take  a  peep  at  the  quiet  domicile  they 
threatened  with  their  visit. 

Though  Rory  was  expected  to  return  to  his  home 
the  day  he  left  it  with  De  Lacy,  yet  his  absence 
created  no  alarm,  though  Mary  and  his  mother  sat 
up  late  in  expectation  of  his  coming  home.  When 
the  next  day  elapsed  without  his  making  his  appear- 
ance, they  concluded  he  could  not  prevail  on  himself 
to  part  with  De  Lacy  at  the  village,  and  that  he  had 
accompanied  him  all  the  way  to  the  coast. 

In  this  satisfied  belief  they  had  indulged  up  to  the 
period  that  the  yeomanry  captain  put  his  plan  of  mak- 
ing an  armed  descent  on  the  widow's  cottage  into 
execution ;  and  it  was  with  no  small  surprise  and 
alarm  she  saw  her  humble  walls  again  environed  by 
the  amateur  dragoons.  The  captain  and  Sweeny  de- 
manded, on  entering  the  house,  to  see  Rory.  "  He  's 
not  here,  plaze  your  honour,"  said  the  widow. 

"  Where  is  he  ?  "  said  they. 

Now  this  was  rather  a  poser,  for  the  widow  did  not 
like  to  tell  the  cause  of  Rory's  absence  —  or,  indeed, 
it  would  be  fitter  to  say,  did  not  dare  to  tell  it,  —  and 
so  she  "  beat  about  the  bush  "  as  well  as  she  could 
for  some  time,  until,  from  the  nature  of  her  answers, 
the  captain  had  his  deepest  suspicions  strengthened, 
and  he  said,  — 

"  The  fact  is,  he  is  afraid  to  show  himself,  and  is 
concealed." 

"  What  should  he  be  afeard  of,  sir  ?  "  said  the 
widow. 

"  He  's   concealed  !  "    said   the    captain,   "  and   we 


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must  search  for  him.  —  And  where  is  the  gentleman 
you  had  living  here  with  you  ?  " 

"  He's  left  the  place,  sir." 

"  Ho,  ho  !  the  same  story  of  him  too  !  We  must 
look  for  them,  then." 

With  these  words,  they  proceeded,  with  those 
under  their  command,  to  pull  to  pieces  a  stack  of 
hay  and  another  of  corn  that  stood  in  Rory's  haggart, 
much  to  the  dismay  of  the  poor  widow.  In  vain  she 
protested,  in  vain  she  besought :  they  were  bent  on  the 
work  they  had  set  about. 

"  Sure,  if  you  think  they  're  hid,  gintlemen,  sarche 
the  house  first,  at  laste,  before  you  go  pull  my  little 
bit  of  hay  and  whate  to  pieces  !  " 

"  Oh,  we  know  better  than  that !  They  would  n't 
hide  in  the  house  ;  —  but  they  may  be  here." 

"  Well,  sure,  if  they  be,  you  can  prod  the  stacks 
with  your  swoords ;  but  for  God's  sake,  don't  pull 
the  stacks  to  pieces,  and  it  rainin'.  Sure,  you  won't 
lave  them  worth  a  thraneen  !  and  you  wouldn't  ruin 
the  little  thrifle  of  substance  the  poor  widow  has 
left  !  " 

The  appeal  was  unheeded  ;  they  searched  not  within 
the  house,  nor  did  they  satisfy  themselves  by  prodding 
the  stacks  with  their  blades  (which  was  a  common 
practice  in  those  times),  but  they  pulled  down  the 
scanty  savings  of  her  little  farming,  under  the  pre- 
tence of  finding  those  they  were  in  search  of;  and  in 
doing  this,  they  were  not  guilty  of  any  extraordinary 
atrocity,  for  in  those  times  it  was  the  common  prac- 
tice to  destroy  as  much  of  the  property  of  suspected 
people  as  the  slightest  pretext  would  admit.  But 
these  merciless  fellows  did  not  only  bereave  the  lone 
woman  of  the  accumulated  produce  of  her  little  farm, 
but  bragged  of  their  humanity  in  not  burning  her  hag- 
gart before  her  eyes, 


342  Rory  O'More 

"  God  help  me ! "  said  the  distracted  woman, 
wringing  her  hands.  "  Sure,  it 's  all  one  whether  you 
desthroy  me  by  fire  or  wather  !  You  Ve  pulled  my 
little  hay  and  corn  about  the  place  in  the  middle  of 
the  rain  ;  and  what  good  is  it  afther  that  ?  Oh,  how 
will  I  ever  pay  my  bit  of  rint !  Oh,  weira  !  weira  ! 
Burn  it,  indeed  !  "  said  she,  as  her  wrongs  gave  her 
courage  to  speak  more  openly  ;  "  throth,  you  're  wel- 
come to  burn  it,  if  you  're  able,  afther  the  wettin'  it 
has  got  now." 

In  the  Dublin  Castle  journals  of  the  day,  this 
circumstance  was  set  forth  at  great  length,  with  a 
flourishing  encomium  on  the  Christian  forbearance  of 

the  " Horse  in  having  merely  searched  the  hag- 

gart  of  the  person  who  had  murdered  (as  it  is  believed} 

Jonathan  Scrubbs,  Esq.  of Lodge,  in  the  County 

of ,  without  having  burned  to  the  ground  (as  they 

ought  to  have  done}  every  stick  and  stone  belonging  to 
the  papist  ruffian." 

The  widow,  as  yet,  had  not  heard  of  the  disappear- 
ance of  the  collector,  nor  of  his  having  been  last  seen 
in  company  with  Rory ;  therefore  she  was  uncon- 
scious of  any  cause  of  uneasiness  on  the  score  of  her 
son,  and  had  nothing  to  lament  over  but  her  ruined 
haggart.  Another  day,  however,  had  not  passed  with- 
out her  hearing  of  the  occurrence,  with  all  the  varie- 
ties of  account  that  rumour  with  her  hundred  tongues 
sends  far  and  wide  on  such  occasions. 

The  "  Black  Bull "  was  the  centre  whence  these 
reports  radiated  ;  for,  from  the  moment  of  Sweeny's 
visit  there,  and  recognition  of  Scrubbs's  horse,  curiosity 
was  at  work  to  know  "  what  in  the  world  could  have 
become  of  the  collector;"  and  when  Rory  O'More 
could  not  be  heard  of,  the  anxiety  to  unravel  the  mys- 
tery increased.  In  this  state  of  things  it  was  that  the 
crow-bar  which  Rory  O'More  had  taken  with  him 


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from  the  public-house  was  found  in  the  glen  of  the 
Folly  :  —  this  led  to  further  investigation  ;  recent  foot- 
marks near  the  ruin,  bearing  the  appearance  of  a 
struggle,  were  observed.  The  bars  wrenched  from  the 
grated  window,  and  the  evidences  of  the  recent  habita- 
tion of  the  vault,  gave  rise  to  many  conjectures  -,  and 
a  grand  field  of  mystery,  with  a  noble  standing  crop 
upon  it,  was  thus  opened  to  the  whole  community, 
who  began  to  reap  away  at  it  with  might  and  main, 
and  a  very  noble  harvest  of  wonder  was  soon  gathered  •, 
nor  were  there  wanting  gleaners  to  follow  up  the  work 
and  bring  in  the  last  precious  grains  of  the  incompre- 
hensible. 

The  widow  heeded  not  the  various  forms  which  the 
story  assumed,  for  every  subordinate  interest  was  lost 
in  the  one  all-absorbing  consideration  to  her,  that  her 
son  was  missing ;  and  in  this  feeling  Mary  partici- 
pated. In  a  few  days,  however,  an  additional  pang 
was  added  to  her  grief;  for  the  Scrubbs's  party  had  no 
hesitation  in  saying  the  collector  had  been  murdered, 
and  that  Rory  O'More  was  guilty  of  the  crime. 
When  the  poor  woman  became  possessed  of  this 
report,  her  agony  of  mind  was  excessive  —  an  agony 
relieved  only  by  occasional  indignation  that  her  bey 
should  be  so  maligned  ;  but  this  temporary  relief  be- 
ing of  an  exciting,  instead  of  a  soothing  character,  her 
mind  was  kept  in  a  state  of  tumult  almost  bordering 
on  distraction. 

u  Oh,  that  I  ever  should  see  the  day,"  she  would 
exclaim,  "my  darlin'  boy  should  be  accused  of  mur- 
dher !  Oh,  that  my  grey  hairs  should  suffer  the  dis- 
grace! Oh,  Rory  !  Rory  !  where  are  you  ?  —  where 
are  you  ?  Why  don't  you  come  and  give  them  thi 
lie?  —  for  you  never  done  it,  —  never,  never,  never! 
You  murdher  ?  —  You,  that  would  n't  hurt  a  fly  ?  Oh, 
my  boy  !  my  boy  !  " 

VOL.  II.  —  6 


344  Rory  O'More 

"  Mother  dear  !  "  exclaimed  Mary,  weeping  as  she 
spoke,  "  don't  take  on  so  —  don't,  mother  dear,  or 
you  '11  break  my  heart !  " 

"  Oh,  Mary,  Mary  !  is  n't  it  bad  enough  we  've  lost 
our  darlin',  our  pride,  and  our  prop  —  is  n't  it  bad 
enough  he  's  gone  for  ever  from  us,  without  his  name 
bein'  blackened  to  the  world  ?  Sure,  when  my  dar- 
lin' was  taken  from  me,  the  laste  they  might  have 
left  me  was  the  bright  remembrance  of  him  without 
stain  or  blame  !  Oh,  the  hard-hearted  crew  !  — to  rob 
the  lone  widow  of  a  mother's  pride ;  and  when  the 
grave  had  swallowed  her  darlin',  to  put  disgrace  over 
him  for  his  tombstone  !  " 

She  wrung  her  hands  and  kept  rocking  in  her  seat, 
while  Mary  in  vain  attempted  to  soothe  her. 

u  Don't  be  talkin'  of  his  grave,  mother  dear ;  sure, 
we  don't  know  but " 

Here  the  mother  interrupted  her  with  a  wild  burst 
of  thought  caught  up  from  the  passing  word  — 

"  Thrue,  thrue  !  —  we  don't  know  where  he  lies  : 

—  Oh,  if  I  did,  I  'd  go  there  and  throw  myself  on  my 
Rory's  grave,  and  brake  my  heart,  and  make  my  last 
bed  there  with  him  !      But  my  heart  is  broke  —  broke 

—  broke!  and  the  sooner  the  grave  closes  over  me 
the  betther !  " 

"  Oh  !  don't  talk  that  way,  mother,  —  for  God's 
sake  don't!  Sure,  you  wouldn't  lave  your  poor 
Mary  alone  ?  " 

u  No,  alanna  !  —  no,  if  I  could  help  it :  —  but  how 
can  I  live  afther  him!  And  you — you  won't  live 
afther  him  either — for  you  loved  him  like  your  life; 
and  soon  we  '11  follow  him,  and  lave  the  cowld  world, 
for  it  is  cowld  and  blake  to  us  now  without  him. 
And  the  disgrace  —  the  disgrace  !  He  a  murdherer  ! 

—  But  who  '11  believe  it  ? — Will  thim  that  knew  him 
believe  it  ?  — Never,  never  !  " 


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"  No,  mother  dear  —  no,  they  won't !  " 

"  You  don't  think  they  will,  Mary  ?  God  bless 
you,  child,  for  the  word  !  No  —  who  could  believe 
it  of  him,  that  had  the  kindest  heart  and  the  proudest 
spirit  ?  —  he  disgrace  his  name  —  he  lave  reproach  for 
his  sisther's  portion,  and  despair  for  his  mother's  clos- 
ing days  !  —  no,  they  can't  believe  it." 

"  No,  mother  dear,  they  can't !  " 

"  Thim  that  could  scatther  the  widow's  substance 
to  the  winds  may  say  it,  —  but  they  won't  be  believed  ; 
and  the  fair  name  of  my  dead  boy  will  be  sthronger 
than  the  lies  of  the  living." 

In  this  belief1  the  forlorn  woman  was  right ;  and 
when  she  found  the  peasantry  gave  no  credit  to  the 
rumour,  and  that,  however  they  were  unable  to  ac- 
count for  Rory's  disappearance  and  the  suspicious  cir- 
cumstances attending  it,  they  entertained  no  doubt  of 
his  innocence,  the  widow  became  more  reconciled, 
and  bore  her  loss  with  greater  fortitude.  The  uni- 
versal sympathy  also  which  she  found  in  her  neigh- 
bours tended  to  support  her ;  and  when  she  heard  the 
accusation  against  Rory  repelled  as  indignantly  in  his 
own  class  as  by  herself,  she  was  much  soothed,  as  the 
exemption  of  her  son's  name  from  disgrace  relieved 
her  from  more  than  half  the  weight  of  her  affliction. 

Foremost  in  the  tender  offices  of  condolence  was 
Kathleen  Regan  —  if  that  might  be  called  condolence 
which  was  rather  a  communion  of  affliction.  The 
meeting  of  the  two  girls  in  the  Widow  O'More's 
cottage  was  very  touching.  Without  their  having 
ever  spoken  on  the  subject,  the  love  of  Rory  and 
Kathleen  was  perfectly  well  understood  between 
them  ;  and  when  Kathleen  crossed  the  threshold  of 
her  lost  lover's  cottage,  she  could  not  speak  a  word, 
—  but  both  girls  looked  at  each  other  for  a  moment 
in  silent  agony,  and  rushing  with  open  arms  into  an 


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embrace  of  sorrowing  endearment,  they  wept  upon 
each  other's  neck. 

The  girls  had  always  liked  each  other,  but  now  a 
fresh  motive  of  attachment  existed  between  them. 
Kathleen  saw  in  the  sister  whom  Rory  loved  so  well 
an  object  to  be  additionally  fond  of  for  his  sake ;  and 
Mary,  in  looking  on  the  girl  to  whom  her  brother  had 
given  his  heart,  was  similarly  influenced :  and  thus 
their  friendship  at  once  became  increased  to  affect  ion, 
and  a  portion  of  the  love  that  each  had  borne  to  Rory 
they  transferred  upon  each  other.  They  often  met, 
and. for  hours  together  would  talk  over  their  bereave- 
ment, and,  after  some  time,  were  forced  to  admit  the 
long-combated  belief  to  their  hearts,  that  Rory  was 
dead  ;  for  as  Conolly's  evidence  was  conclusive  that 
he  did  not  accompany  De  Lacy,  they  knew  of  no 
cause  short  of  death  for  his  absence. 

It  was  in  one  of  these  conversations  Mary  O'More 
told  Kathleen  that,  after  all  which  they  heard  about 
the  glen  of  the  Folly,  and  the  many  times  it  had 
been  examined,  she  would  wish  very  much  to  visit  the 
place  herself,  and  search  it  carefully  up  and  down, — 
but  it  being  so  solitary,  she  did  not  like  going  alone, 
and  asked  Kathleen  to  bear  her  company.  A  ready 
assent  was  given  to  the  proposal,  and  the  girls  spent  a 
whole  day  in  making  a  careful  survey  of  the  valley, 
—  from  the  Folly  up  to  the  wild  and  rocky  gorge 
where  the  glen  was  shut  in  by  a  bluff  barrier  of  cliff 
down  which  the  stream  tumbled. 

Though  making  no  observation  tending  to  clear 
up  the  mystery,  their  visits  were  often  repeated  ;  and 
notwithstanding  their  continued  ill-success  in  every 
endeavour  to  elucidate  the  fatal  cause  which  had 
bereft  them  of  Rory,  yet  there  was  a  melancholy 
pleasure  in  being  on  the  spot  he  was  last  traced  to. 
The  frequency  of  their  walks  in  the  glen  had  so 


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accustomed  them  to  the  place,  that  habit  had  over- 
come their  fear  of  its  loneliness,  and  sometimes  each 
girl  went  there  alone. 

It  was  on  one  of  these  occasions  when  Mary 
O'More  had  wandered  nearly  to  the  end  of  the  glen, 
that  she  was  startled  by  hearing  the  sound  of  a  coarse 
voice  which  made  her  blood  run  cold.  She  paused 
and  listened,  and  in  the  lapse  of  a  few  moments 
became  conscious  she  heard  the  voice  of  Shan  Regan, 
and  with  a  hasty  and  cautious  step  the  terrified  girl 
ran  higher  up  the  glen;  and  doubling  swiftly  round  a 
projecting  rock,  she  struck  into  a  small  hazelwood 
that  promised  shelter,  and  crouching  under  the  bushes 
and  rank  grass,  sought  concealment  from  the  man 
whose  presence  she  loathed  and  dreaded.  The  sound 
of  footsteps  approached  ;  she  could  scarcely  breathe  : 
they  came  nearer ;  she  trembled  so  violently,  as 
scarcely  to  prevent  the  bush  which  sheltered  her  from 
rustling  with  her  tremor,  —  and  in  another  instant 
Regan  was  visible  a  few  paces  below  her,  standing  at 
the  foot  of  the  rock  round  whose  angle  she  had  just 
passed. 


CHAPTER   XXIX 

SHOWING    HOW    LIKE    A    GENTLEMAN    A    TINKER    IS 
WHEN    HE    THINKS    HE    IS    DYING 

"  When  the  devil  was  sick,  the  devil  a  monk  would  be, 
When  the  devil  was  well,  the  devil  a  monk  was  he." 

TO   account  for  the    presence  of  Regan  in  the 
glen  of  the  Folly  at  this  time,  it  becomes  nec- 
essary to  revert  to  the  events  of  the  night  the  smug- 
glers -carried  off  the  collector. 

When  the  kidnappers  and  their  prisoners  made 
their  first  halt  at  the  lonely  hut  where  the  car  was 
procured,  the  old  tinker  determined  to  remain  there 
for  the  night,  as  he  felt  unable  to  proceed,  being  at- 
tacked with  fits  of  shivering,  probably  occasioned  by 
his  remaining  standing  so  long  nearly  up  to  the  knees 
in  water  during  the  imprisonment  of  the  smugglers  in 
the  vault.  Copious  draughts  of  hot  punch  failed  to 
relieve  him  •,  and  as  this  wretched  hovel  was  unpro- 
vided with  a  bed,  a  bundle  of  straw  was  all  the  tinker 
had  to  lie  upon  ;  and  this  was  a  share  granted  to  him 
by  Morty  Mooney  from  his  own  wisp,  which  served 
himself  for  a  bed  whenever  he  used  the  hut  as  his 
resting-place,  —  the  hovel  not  being  meant  for  a 
regular  domicile,  but  serving  the  disorderly  set  with 
whom  Morty  was  leagued,  as  a  place  of  rendezvous 
or  halt,  as  occasion  required ;  for  from  its  lonely 
situation  it  was  admirably  adapted  to  the  purposes 
of  those  with  whom  secrecy  was  often  an  object  of 
importance. 


Rory  O'More  349 

During  the  night,  Solomon's  moans  sometimes  dis- 
turbed the  sleep  of  Morty  Mooney,  who,  as  morning 
approached,  was  besought  by  the  tinker  to  get  "  a 
spark  o'  fire  "  and  make  some  more  hot  punch,  for  in 
the  course  of  the  night  the  fire  had  become  extin- 
guished. The  request  was  complied  with ;  but 
Solomon's  pain  remained  unalleviated  ;  he  continued 
his  moaning  protestations  that  he  was  "  racked  in- 
tirely,"  and,  at  length,  expressed  his  fear  that  he  was 
dying.  As  this  belief  became  strengthened,  the  un- 
fortunate old  reprobate  exhibited  considerable  appre- 
hension of  the  final  hour,  and  showed  his  dread  of 
approaching  judgment  by  many  pious  ejaculations  that 
long  had  been  strangers  to  his  withered  lips.  At 
last,  he  said  he  should  like  to  see  the  priest,  and 
urged  Morty  to  go  for  him.  But  Morty  said  he 
could  not  do  his  errand  until  the  return  of  Shan 
Regan,  who  had  accompanied  the  party  overnight  and 
promised  to  be  back  early  on  the  following  morning ; 
but  that  as  soon  as  he  arrived,  the  priest  should  be 
sent  for.- 

"  Oh,  don't  lose  any  time,  Morty,  —  I  'm  very  bad  ! 
—  Oh,  if  I  should  die  without  seein'  the  priest !  " 

"  You  're  not  so  bad  as  all  that  comes  to  yet,"  said 
Morty. 

"  Oh,  I  'm  racked  inside,  and  I  feel  myself  growin' 
wake  !  " 

"  Here  's  more  hot  dhrink  for  you." 

"  It 's  no  use." 

"  It 's  brave  and  sthrong,  and  as  hot  as  the  divil." 

"  Oh,  don't  say  divil  —  God  be  merciful  to  me  — 
don't  say  divil,  Morty, —  don't!  —  Oh!  oh!  I'm 
racked  !  Gi'  me  the  dhrink,  then  :  —  is  it  hot  ?  —  is 
it  hot  ? " 

"  Yis,  brave  and  hot ; "  and  he  handed  him  the 
steaming  punch  in  a  jug,  which  trembled  in  the  old 


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tinker's  hands  and  rattled  against  his  teeth  as  he 
drank. 

"  It 's  no  use,"  said  Solomon  ;  "  it  warms  my  heart 
no  more  than  if  it  was  cowld  wather.  —  I'm  cowld  — 
I  'm  cowld  !  —  Oh,  the  rackin'  pain  !  —  For  the  love 
o'  God  go  for  the  priest,  and  don't  let  me  die  this 
a-way  !  " 

"  The  minit  Regan  comes." 

"  Oh,  he  can  wait,  but  my  poor  sowl  can't  wait ! 
You  would  n't  stand  between  me  and  the  light  o' 
glory,  would  you? — Oh,  go,  Morty,  go! — you'll 
be  dyin'  one  day  yourself." 

"  Well,  whenever  that  may  be,  I  won't  be  sitch  a 
coward  about  it,  any  how." 

"  You  don't  know  that,  — you  don't  know  that.  — 
While  the  life  is  sthrong  the  courage  is  sthrong,  but  the 
heart  fails  you  when  you  feel  the  life  gettin'  low." 

u  Tut !  don't  be  so  afeard,  a  man  ought  always  to 
be  a  man." 

u  Oh,  you  dunna  what  it  is  to  be  hangin'  over  the 
pit,  and  the  thread  o'  life  goin'  to  brake  !  I  thought 
like  you  wanst,  but  now  it 's  dhreadful  to  be  near 
it !  —  Oh,  don't  let  me  die  out  o'  salvation  !  go  for 
the  priest  if  you  hope  to  see  glory." 

Morty  went  outside  the  cottage  to  avoid  Solomon's 
importunity  ;  for  he  did  not  like  complying  with  his 
request  without  seeing  Regan,  as,  under  existing  cir- 
cumstances, he  dreaded  that  the  tinker  should  make 
some  discoveries  in  the  course  of  his  confession  with 
his  ghostly  visitor  which  might  prove  inconvenient  to 
his  confederates.  He  walked  therefore  towards  the 
point  whence  he  expected  Regan  to  approach,  and 
was  not  long  without  meeting  him.  He  communi- 
cated to  him  Solomon's  precarious  state,  and  his  desire 
to  see  the  priest,  and  pointed  out  his  apprehensions 
of  the  dangerous  consequences  that  might  arise  from 


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complying  with  his  request.  They  consulted  together 
on  the  course  to  be  pursued  in  this  matter,  as  they 
walked  slowly  back  to  the  hut  where  the  tinker  still 
lay  groaning  and  calling  unavailingly  on  Morty  to 
hasten  for  the  confessor. 

"It  would  be  well  he  was  dead,  the  owld  thief!  " 
said  Morty,  "  for  he  'd  be  no  loss  to  any  one." 

"  That 's  thrue  indeed,  and  by  what  you  tell  me 
it's  like  he's  not  long  for  this  world:  don't  you  say 
he  is  dyin'  ?  " 

"He  thinks  so  himself,"  said  Morty;  "but  that's 
the  cowardly  heart  of  him  ;  for  he  's  as  tough  as  a  gad, 
and  I  don't  think  he  '11  go  without  a  hard  sthruggle. 
Suppose  we  lave  him  there  and  let  him  die  ?  " 

"  How  would  it  be  wid  us  thin  ? "  said  Regan, 
who  did  not  in  the  smallest  degree  revolt  at  the 
cruelty  of  the  suggestion,  but  had  an  eye  to  the 
consequences. 

"Sure,  we  wouldn't  have  a  hand  in  puttin'  any 
harm  on  him,  and  who  could  say  a  word  to  us  ?  " 

"  That 's  thrue,  sure  enough,"  said  Regan,  who 
walked  a  few  paces  in  silence  while  he  revolved  in 
his  own  mind  the  proposition. 

"  If  he  was  found  dead  there,  it  might  lead  to 
inquiry." 

"  When  he  's  dead,  can't  we  throw  him  into  a  bog- 
hole  ?  "  said  Morty  :  "  who  cares  enough  for  him  to 
ax  any  questions  ?  " 

"  Do  you  know  where  the  ass  is  ?  "  said  Regan, 
still  considering. 

"  No,"  said  Morty. 

"  You  see  that !  "  said  Regan,  "  the  cunnin'  owld 
rascal  always  left  the  ass  somewhere  else  whenever 
he  kem  to  the  Folly,  that  it  might  be  to  the  fore  to 
rise  a  question  if  any  thing  happened  him  and  he 
did  n't  go  back  to  claim  it.  —  Do  you  mind  ?  " 


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u  Bad  luck  to  his  'cuteness!  what  a  head  he  has  !  " 

"  He  's  the  biggest  owld  rogue  in  Ireland  !  "  said 
Regan. 

"  Well,  what  are  we  to  do  ?  "   said  Morty. 

"  We  '11  see  how  he  is  first,"  said  Regan  as  they 
approached  the  lonely  hut.  On  getting  near  the 
door,  they  paused  for  a  moment,  and  heard  the  groans 
of  Solomon,  mingled  with  ejaculations  which  were 
uttered  aloud  : 

"  Oh,  Morty  Mooney,  are  you  gone  for  the  priest  ? 
—  bring  him  to  save  my  poor  sowl ! — Oh,  if  you 
desaive  me,  may  a  dead  man's  curse  be  an  you,  and 
may  you  never  see  the  light  o'  glory  at  your  own 
dyin'  hour !  " 

"  That 's  a  bitther  curse  he 's  puttin'  an  you, 
Morty,  —  aren't  you  afeard  ?  "  said  Regan,  whose 
superstitious  nature  was  worked  upon. 

"  Betther  for  him  pray  for  himself  than  curse  me," 
said  Morty. 

u  Well,  it 's  betther  see  him  agin,  any  how,"  said 
Regan,  who  entered  the  hut  followed  by  Morty. 

When  Solomon  heard  the  approaching  footsteps, 
he  turned  on  his  straw,  and  cried  in  a  voice  of  anxious 
earnestness,  "  Is  that  his  reverence  ?  " 

"  Are  you  betther  now  ?  "  was  the  answer  he  got 
from  Regan. 

41  Oh,  did  n't  you  bring  the  priest  ?  " 

"  By  an'  by,  man,  —  by  an'  by." 

The  old  tinker  groaned  in  mental  and  bodily 
anguish.  "  Oh,  if  I  die  out  o'  salvation  !  " 

11  Listen  to  me,  man,"  said  Regan. 

A  conversation  now  took  place  between  them,  in 
which  Solomon  worked  upon  the  superstitious  feelings 
which  he  knew  Regan  to  be  under  the  control  of,  and 
threatened  him  with  the  appearance  of  his  unlaid  ghost 
after  death  if  he  permitted  him  to  die  without  seeing 


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the  priest.  Regan,  in  turn,  made  Solomon  swear  by 
"  the  holy  vestments  and  the  seven  blessed  candles," 
that  he  would  not  in  his  confession  to  the  clergyman 
commit  his  companions. 

This,  in  his  urgency  for  haste,  Solomon  promised, 
and  offered  in  proof  of  his  sincerity  that  Regan  might 
be  present  while  he  received  absolution  from  the  con- 
fessor. This  point  being  carried,  the  pastor  was  sent 
for,  and  Morty  Mooney  was  urged  to  use  all  speed. 

"  And  suppose  I  go  for  the  docthor  ?  "  said  Regan. 

"No,  no,"  said  Solomon,  "it's  no  use,  —  and 
don't  lave  me  to  die  alone,  for  God's  sake  !  —  stay 
wid  me,  —  let  me  howld  you,  —  there,  there!  sure 
it 's  comfortin'  to  have  a  grip  o'  somethin'  in  this 
life,  while  you  're  in  it,  —  not  to  be  left  alone  in 
the  last  minit,  to  quit  the  world  like  a  banished 
sthranger." 

Solomon  continued  in  great  pain  and  was  apparently 
sinking,  and  his  anxiety  for  ghostly  consolation  con- 
tinued to  increase  in  a  fearful  degree.  Nevertheless, 
Regan,  having  acquitted  his  conscience  in  sending  for 
the  priest,  was  in  hopes  the  tinker  would  die  before 
his  arrival,  and  so  put  the  secrets  Solomon  was  in 
possession  of  out  of  danger.  This  inhuman  desire, 
however,  was  not  gratified  :  the  approaching  tramp 
of  a  horse  was  heard,  and  Regan,  on  going  to  the 
door,  saw  Father  Frank  riding  towards  the  hut  at  a 
smart  pace.  Regan  returned  to  the  straw  litter  where 
Solomon  lay,  and  said,  — 

"  Now,  remember  your  oath,  —  don't  bethray  us ; 
for  if  you  do,  hell-fire  will  be  your  portion  !  " 

"  Lord  be  merciful  to  me!"  said  the  dying  man. 

Regan  now  returned   to   the   door  to  receive   the 
priest,  and  with  the  disgusting  words  he  uttered  to 
the  dying  sinner  yet  hot  on  his  lips,  he  said,  "God. 
save  your  reverence ! "  as  he  made  a  low  obeisance  to 


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the  priest,  who  alighted  and  entered  the  hovel,  while 
Regan  secured  the  bridle  of  the  horse  to  the  staple 
on  the  door-post  and  followed  fast  into  the  hut. 

u  Well,  my  poor  man,  are  you  very  ill  ? "  said 
Father  Frank. 

"  Oh,  God  be  praised  you  're  come  !  "  said  Solo- 
mon. "  I  'm  dyin',  your  reverence,  —  dyin'  !  —  give 
me  the  comforts  o'  the  church,  and  God  bless  you  ! 
Oh,  I  'm  a  poor  sinner  !  give  me  absolution  for  my 
sins,  and  save  my  poor  sowl !  " 

"  Leave  me  alone  with  him,"  said  the  clergyman 
to  Regan  :  "  he  wants  to  confess." 

"  Plaze  your  reverence,  he  has  nothin'  to  confess  : 
he  says  he  only  wants  the  comforts  o'  the  church 
before  he  departs." 

"  Retire,"  said  the  pastor.  "  You  ought  to  know 
he  cannot  receive  the  sacrament  without  making  a 
confession." 

Solomon  declared  he  had  nothing  to  confess :  "  I 
have  no  time  for  confession,  more  than  that  I  'm  a 
wicked  sinner,  and  repent  o'  my  sins,  and  hope  to  see 
glory,  if  your  reverence  will  give  me  absolution." 

"  God  help  you,  poor  man  !  "  said  Father  Frank 
humanely,  "  you  shall  have  the  consolations  of  the 
church  in  your  last  moments  ;  but  you  should  make 
a  clean  breast,  and  unburden  your  conscience  :  you 
have  sins  to  confess." 

"  More  than  I  have  time  for,"  said  Solomon 
faintly  :  "  I  'm  dyin'.  I  confess  I  'm  a  miserable 
sinner,  and  I  ax  God's  pardon,  and  my  blessed 
Sav'or's  pardon  ;  and  won't  you  give  me  absolution, 
your  reverence,  and  promise  me  the  light  o'  glory  ? 
—  Oh,  take  pity  on  my  poor  sinful  sowl,  and  give  me 
the  absolution  !  —  and  I  have  money,  money  enough, 
your  reverence." 

"  Don't    think    of-  your   money,    you    poor   sinful 


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mortal !  but  think  of  saving  your  soul,  and  confess 
yourself  before  God,  who  knows  your  crimes,  and  is 
willing  to  pardon  them  if  you  confess  them." 

"  Oh,    I    lave   all   that   to    his    own    honour,   your 
reverence,  if  you  '11  only  gi'  me  the  absolution,  and 
say   masses   for   my    poor  sowl  when  I  'm  gone ;  — 
and  I  've  money  to  pay  for  thim  —  plenty  o'  money 
—  will  you  say  the  masses  for  me  ?  ': 

"  Let  me  confess  you  first." 

"  Sure,  I  've  nothin'  to  confess,  more  nor  I  con- 
fessed already,  —  I  'm  a  poor  sinner,  and  ax  absolu- 
tion ;  and  if  your  reverence  goes  to  the  glin  o'  the 
Folly  —  and  there  at  the  upper  end  there  's  a  big 
rock  stands  out  in  the  glin,  and  some  hazel-threes 
near  it  higher  up  the  hill."  Here  he  writhed  in 
agony,  and  gave  his  accustomed  cry  that  he  was 
racked.  He  seemed  weaker  after  the  spasm,  and  in 
a  voice  more  faint  than  hitherto,  besought  the  priest 
for  absolution,  with  a  look  so  imploring,  that  Father 
Frank  could  no  longer  resist  the  appeal,  and  fearing 
he  should  expire  every  instant,  the  extremity  of  the 
case  induced  him  to  dispense  with  a  confession,  and 
he  administered  the  last  rites  of  the  church. 

The  poor  wretch  seemed  much  soothed  by  the  act, 
and  after  a  short  pause,  continued. 

c'  Undher  that  rock,  near  a  big  bunch  o'  dock-laves, 
if  you  dig  up  the  ground,  you  '11  find  a  leather  bag 
with  goolden  guineas  in  it,  —  more — more- — 'fhan 
you  'd  think  —  the  poor  tinker  —  Here  he  paused 

again  in  apparent  pain  ;  but  recovering  again,  he 
said  faintly.  "  The  goold  —  your  reverence  —  I 
give  the  goold  to  you  —  for  the  masses  —  for  my 
sowl.  Oh,  say  the  masses  !  —  the  masses  !  "  He 
could  add  no  more,  and  sank  back  on  his  heap  of 
straw. 

M  God  be   merciful  to  his  soul  !  "  said  the  priest 


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devoutly,  as  he  joined  his  hands  in  prayer  over  the 
poor  sinner,  whose  spirit  he  thought  had  passed. 
But  Solomon  had  not  yet  given  up  the  ghost ;  he  still 
continued  to  breathe,  but  his  state  of  exhaustion 
seemed  to  be  such,  that  no  hope  could  be  entertained 
of  his  recovery,  and  as  there  was  no  apparent  like- 
lihood even  of  returning  consciousness,  Father  Frank 
prepared  to  go. 

"  This  should  be  an  awful  warning  to  you,"  said 
he  to  Regan,  who  attended  him  to  his  horse.  "  See 
how  the  death-bed  of  the  sinner  shakes  the  heart  !  I 
hope  you  may  profit  by  the  lesson.  After  the  poor 
man's  decease,  you  must  accompany  me  to  the  place 
where  he  said  his  money  is  concealed,  to  witness  how 
much  is  there,  and  I  will  divide  it  between  masses 
for  his  soul,  and  offices  of  charity." 

When  the  priest  had  gone,  Regan  returned  to  the 
hut  and  found  Solomon  had  sunk  into  a  sleep.  "  I 
suppose  he  '11  go  off  that  way,"  said  he  to  himself. 
"  And  to  think  o'  the  owld  vagabone  having  such  a 
power  o'  money,  all  by  chatin'  and  robbin'  —  the 
way  he  robbed  the  stakes  o'  the  game  yestherday  in 
the  Folly  !  " 

Xo  every  one's  surprise,  Solomon,  instead  of  dying, 
awoke  the  better  of  his  sleep  —  much  exhausted  it  is 
true,  but  manifestly  out  of  danger.  While  in  this 
state,  he  was  often  visited  by  Father  Frank,  who 
endeavoured  to  impress  upon  him  how  sacred  the 
duty  became,  to  thank  God  for  his  mercy,  in  granting 
the  time  for  repentance  of  his  sins,  and  not  hastening 
him  away  in  the  unprepared  state  in  which  the  pastor 
found  him,  when,  trembling  at  the  terrors  of  death, 
he  prayed  for  absolution,  which,  under  the  extreme 
circumstances  of  the  case,  had  been  given  him  then  : 
"  but  now,"  added  Father  Frank,  "  I  expect  you  to 
lead  a  good  life  for  the  remainder  of, the  period 


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Heaven  may  please  to  grant  you,  and  I  desire  you 
come  to  your  duty  regularly." 

Solomon  promised  fairly  ;  but  the  moment  the 
priest's  back  was  turned,  his  thoughts  were  far  from 
heavenward.  To  the  earth,  to  the  earth  they  re- 
turned again  ;  for  he  thought  of  his  concealed  treasure, 
and  trembled  for  its  safety,  as  he  remembered  that 
Regan  was  present  when  he  named  the  spot  where  it 
was  buried. 

For  some  days  he  could  not  rise  from  the  litter 
whereon  he  lay  :  and  when  he  was  enabled  to  move, 
it  was  but  to  crawl  feebly  along.  But  even  in  this 
exhausted  state  he  made  his  way  to  the  glen  of  the 
Folly,  to  try  if  his  hoard  was  safe.  The  appearance 
of  the  spot  alarmed  him,  for  the  place  bore  marks  of 
being  recently  disturbed,  and  he  began  eagerly  to 
upturn  the  soil.  Wretched  was  the  work  of  the  old 
miser:  digging  up  the  earth  that  so  soon  must  cover 
him,  to  seek  that  which  was  dearer  to  him  than  life. 
What  was  his  agony  when  he  found  his  misgivings  at 
sight  of  the  place  were  well-founded,  and  that  his 
gold  was  gone  ! 

At  first  he  stood  as  stiff  and  cold  as  stone ;  and 
had  he  been  of  a  nature  sensible  to  emotion,  the 
shock  would  have  killed  him.  At  length  he  gave 
way  to  groans  and  wrung  his  hands  in  despair  —  he 
threw  himself  on  the  ground ;  and  tears,  that  had 
never  since  childhood  wetted  his  cheek,  now  streamed 
down  the  furrows  that  crime  and  craft  had  worn 
there.  He  cursed  his  fate  in  having  been  spared  from 
the  grave  only  to  taste  a  bitterness  beyond  that  of 
death,  and  his  wailing  was  mingled  with  blaspheming. 

The  sweet  echoes  of  the  quiet  glen  were  startled  at 
the  disgusting  sounds,  and  the  pure  peace  of  Nature 
violated  ! 

But  the  master-spirit  of  the  miser  at  length  came  to 


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his  aid  :  —  craft  rose,  phoenix-like,  from  the  ashes  of 
his  heart.  —  Where,  a  few  minutes  before,  he  wept 
in  despair,  and  wrung  his  hands,  he  now  sat  motion- 
less, with  knitted  brow  and  compressed  lips,  planning 
within  the  dark  and  tortuous  labyrinths  of  his  deceit- 
ful mind  stratagem  after  stratagem  to  regain  his  lost 
treasure.  With  the  patience  and  cunning  of  a  spider, 
thread  after  thread  he  spun  ;  and  if  the  breath  of 
doubt  shook  his  fabric  and  broke  his  meshes,  on  he 
toiled,  unwearied,  until  the  web  was  completed  :  and 
now  he  only  wanted  to  lure  his  game  within  his 
grasp. 

Having  determined  on  his  plan,  he  replaced  the 
earth  he  had  dug  up ;  and  so  carefully  did  he  restore 
the  appearance  of  the  spot  as  it  existed  before  his 
visit,  that  no  one  would  have  suspected  it  had  been  so 
recently  disturbed. 

He  then  left  the  place,  muttering  curses  upon 
Regan,  —  for  that  he  was  the  person  who  purloined 
the  treasure  there  was  no  doubt ;  and  the  plan  he 
adopted  to  make  him  restore  it  was  this  :  —  He  con- 
trived an  opportunity  of  speaking  to  Regan  without 
exciting  his  suspicions ;  and  after  alluding  to  the  cir- 
cumstances of  his  sickness,  and  of  the  hidden  money 
which  he  had  told  the  priest  of,  —  "  as  you  heerd  me 
tell  him  yourself,"  said  he, —  Solomon  then  proceeded 
to  inform  him  that  he  had  hid  another  hoard  of  money 
in  another  place,  but  that  he  did  not  think  it  was  as 
safe  as  it  would  be  in  the  glen  of  the  Folly  :  '<  and  as 
the  priest  and  you  knows  that  place,"  said  Solomon, 
"  and  as  I  can't  live  much  longer  now,  I  would  wish 
it  to  be  known  where  my  money  is,  —  for  it 's  a  pity 
it  would  be  lost ;  and  when  I  'm  gone,  sure  I  'd  wish 
to  lave  somethin'  to  my  friends  to  remimber  me,  and 
some  to  say  masses  for  my  sowl  ;  —  for  to  give  it  all 
to  the  priest,  you  see,  Shan,  is  more  nor  I  think  right 


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or  raysonable.  But,  as  I  was  sayin',  it 's  betther 
have  it  all  in  one  place  ;  and  so,  if  you  '11  go  wid  me 
to  the  glin,  I  '11  put  the  rest  o'  what  I  have  there  too." 
Here  he  produced  a  small  leather  bag,  in  which  he 
had  put  some  pieces  of  clipped  tin  to  resemble  the 
chink  of  coin,  and  just  shaking  it,  to  deceive  the  ears 
of  Regan,  as  he  gave  him  a  glimpse  of  the  purse,  he 
replaced  it  in  his  pocket,  asking  Regan  to  accom- 
pany him  the  next  day  to  the  glen  —  u  For,  you  see," 
said  he,  "  people  sometimes  goes  there  now,  to  see 
the  Folly,  since  the  night  we  done  the  thrick  there ; 
and  I  'm  wake  and  owld,  and  would  be  afeard  to  go 
by  myself  wid  so  much  money  about  me.  So,  Shan 
agra,  come  wid  me,  and  thin  you  '11  know  where 
every  rap  poor  old  Solomon  has  saved  is  hid — jist 
yourself  and  the  priest;  —  and  when  I'm  dyin',  I 
won't  forget  you,  Shan  —  throth  I  won't." 

Regan  fell  into  the  trap,  for  the  finished  deception 
of  Solomon's  acting  induced  the  belief  that  he  really 
had  more  treasure  to  hide,  and  Shan  Dhu  lost  no 
time  in  restoring  the  bag  he  had  stolen  to  its  former 
place  of  concealment,  intending,  when  the  additional 
treasure  was  placed  there,  to  seize  it  all  and  decamp. 
It  was  the  following  day  he  went  with  the  tinker  for 
the  purpose  of  making  the  second  deposit;  and  it  was 
on  this  mission  he  was  engaged  when  Mary  O'More 
heard  his  voice  in  the  glen  and  fled  at  his  approach. 
Let  us  now  return  to  her,  whom  we  left  trembling  in 
her  place  of  concealment. 


VOL.  ii.  —  7 


CHAPTER   XXX 

WHICH    WILL    EXPLAIN    ITSELF 

MARY  O'MORE  nearly  fainted  from  terror  at 
the  sight  of  Regan,  who  stood  in  silence  near 
the  rock  ;  and  the  thought  of  his  discovering  her 
alone  in  such  a  deserted  place  shot  a  pang  of  agony 
through  her  frame. 

Regan  at  last  raised  his  voice,  and  cried,  "  Are  you 
comin'  ?  " 

The  words  were  delightful  to  Mary's  ear,  for  they 
implied  he  had  a  companion,  and  the  sense  of  her 
desolation  was  lessened. 

"  Come  on,"  said  Regan  again  ;  and  Solomon  soon 
was  visible  to  Mary.  It  was  the  first  time  in  her  life 
she  had  ever  been  glad  to  see  the  old  tinker. 

11  Let  me  rest  a  bit,"  said  Solomon,  seating  him- 
self; "  the  walkin'  tires  me  :  I  'm  wake  yet." 

"  No  wondher,"  said  Regan.  "  'Faith,  I  thought 
you  wor  gone  th'  other  day  !  " 

"  Well,  I  can't  stay  very  long  now,  any  how  !  I 
feel  myself  goin'  fast ;  and  whenever  that  '11  be,  you  '11 
know  where  to  get  the  goold,  Shan  agra,  —  for  it  's 
yourself  will  have  the  most  of  it." 

("  All  of  it,"  thought  Shan  in  his  heart.) 

"  And  so,"  continued  Solomon,  who,  with  admir- 
able presence  of  mind,  did  not  seem  to  be  in  any 
hurry  to  look  for  his  money, — "So  you  tell  me  that 
the  Frinchman  went  aboord  himself?" 

"Vis."' 


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"  And  the  collecthor  is  out  of  the  way  ?  " 

"  Snug,"  said  Regan. 

Mary,  at  the  name  of  the  collector,  was  breathless, 
and  listened  till  the  anxiety  of  hearing  made  her  ears 
tingle  again. 

"  And  Rory  ?  "  said  Solomon. 

"  D — n  his  sowl !  he 's  out  of  the  way  too,"  said 
Regan. 

Poor  Mary  gasped  for  breath. 

"  And  not  one  can  make  head  or  tail  of  it  through 
the  counthry,"  said  Solomon. 

"  'Faith,  they  may  look  for  him  long  enough  before 
they  '11  find  him  !  "  said  Regan. 

"  Well,  we  may  as  well  look  for  what  we  kem  for, 
now  that  I  'm  rested,"  said  Solomon.  u  There 's 
the  very  spot  where  it  is." 

."Show  it  to  me,  jist,"  said  Regan,  "  and  I  '11  turn 
up  the  earth  for  you,  bekaze  you  are  wake  yet,  and 
don't  fataigue  yourself." 

"  Thrue  for  you,"  said  Solomon,  who  knew  Regan's 
motive  was  to  prevent  the  recent  removal  of  the  earth 
being  noticed. 

Shan  Dhu  now  opened  the  blade  of  a  large  clasp 
knife,  and  commenced  the  act  of  unearthing  the 
treasure. 

Mary  was  in  a  state  of  confused  horror  all  this 
time.  She  had  heard  them  say  Rory  might  be  looked 
for  a  long  while  before  he  was  found,  and  she 
imagined,  from  these  words,  that  they  had  concealed 
his  body  after  he  was  murdered  (for  she  had  given  up 
all  hope  of  Rory's  being  alive) ;  and  perhaps  this  was 
the  spot  where  his  mangled  remains  were  hid,  —  per- 
haps these  were  his  murderers  before  her;  —  if  she 
were  seen,  her  life  would  be  forfeited  also  !  She 
could  observe  Solomon's  face  from  where  she  lay,  and 
she  saw  his  eyes  fixed  with  a  look  of  fascination  upon 


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the  spot  where  Regan  was  delving  with  his  knife  and 
turning  up  the  clay  with  his  hands. 

Regan  said  at  last,  "  I  think  I  'm  near  it  now." 

Mary's  blood  ran  cold ;  —  was  it  her  brother's 
corse  they  were  uncovering  ?  Solomon's  look  became 
more  intense,  and  in  a  minute  more  he  exclaimed, 
"  That 's  it,  that 's  it  !  "  and  with  his  hands  out- 
stretched like  the  claws  of  a  bird  of  prey,  he  pounced 
upon  the  hole  that  Regan  had  made  and  rooted  up  the 
bag.  "  I  have  it,  I  have  it  !  "  said  he,  unable  to  con- 
tain his  transport  at  the  sight  of  his  regained  treasure, 
which  he  hugged  up  close  to  his  breast,  as  a  mother 
would  hug  her  first-born. 

Regan  looked  at  him  with  a  mixture  of  suspicion 
and  ferocity  in  his  countenance  perfectly  horrible,  and 
neither  of  them  spoke  for  some  seconds. 

Solomon  was  the  first  to  break  silence,  and,  rising 
from  his  seat,  he  said,  "  I  b'lieve  we  may  as  well  go 
now." 

"  Go  where  ?  "  said  Regan. 

"  Out  o'  this,"  said  Solomon  :  "  we  need  not  stay 
here  any  longer." 

"  Why,  are  n't  you  goin'  to  bury  it  again  ?  " 

"  Yis,  in  another  place." 

u  Why,  you  towld  me  you  had  more  to  put  to  it  !  " 

"  Ay,  ay,  and  so  I  will  put  this  along  wid  th' 
other." 

"  But  you  said  you  'd  put  what  more  you  had 
here!  "  said  Regan,  who  began  to  see  the  trick  the 
tinker  meant  to  play  him. 

"  Well,  that 's  what  I  intindid"  said  Solomon ; 
"  but  I  changed  my  mind  sence,  and  I  think  this  will 
be  safer  along  wid  th'  other  :  come  wid  me,  and  we  '11 
put  it  there ;  "  and  he  arose  to  depart  as  he  spoke. 

Regan  laid  his  hand  on  the  skirt  of  the  tinker's 
ragged  coat,  and  dragged  him  to  his  seat  again  as  he 


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said,  "  You  won't  go  that  way,  as  cunnin'  as  you 
think  yourself!  Don't  be  catchin'  your  young  birds 
with  chaff"  that  way,  Solomon  Sly,  my  darlin'  :  owld 
sojers  are  not  to  be  done  with  gingerbread  !  " 

u  What  do  you  mane,  Shan  avic  ?  "  said  Solomon, 
endeavouring  to  affect  composure. 

"  I  tell  you  what  I  mane,"  said  Regan  with  decided 
ferocity  in  his  manner:  "I  mane,  that  the  divil  an 
out  o'  this  you  take  that  money  so  aisy  !  " 

"  Why,  you  would  n't  hendher  me  o'  puttin'  my 
money  where  I  like,  would  you,  Shan  agra  ? "  said 
Solomon,  still  endeavouring  to  maintain  a  quiet  state 
of  things  ;  but  while  he  assumed  so  much  indifference, 
he  kept  an  iron  grip  of  his  money-bag. 

"I'll  hendher  you  takin'  it  out  o'  this  —  by  this 
knife  I  will  !  "  said  Regan,  as  he  clutched  the  weapon 
fiercely  and  shook  it  with  vehemence  in  the  tinker's 
face. 

Solomon  changed  countenance  a  little  as  he  at-, 
tempted  further  wheedling. 

"  Can't  you  come  and  see  where  I  put  it  along  wid 
the  rest  r  "  said  he. 

"  Along  wid  the  rest  indeed!  That  was  a  purty 
humbug  you  made  me  b'lieve,  you  owld  villain  ! 
Along  wid  the  rest !  — go  and  see  where  you  put  it ! 
Yis,  you  threacherous  owld  thief!  go  out  on  the  public 
road  wid  you,  and  then  you  '11  make  some  fine  excuse 
as  'cute  as  a  leprauchaun,  and  give  me  the  slip  !  No, 
no;  I  have  you  now,  and  I  '11  make  my  own  o'  you  ! 
You  promised  me  some  of  it,  and  I  '11  have  it,  or 
I'll  know  why." 

"  You  would  n't  take  the  money  from  a  poor  owld 
man,  would  you,  Shan  dear  ?  " 

"  Poor,  indeed  !  "  said  Regan.  "  Why,  you  owld 
starved  'ottomy,  that  never  had  the  heart  to  buy  a 
male's  mate  or  a  hearty  glass,  you  have  more  goold 


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than  many  a  sportin'  fellow  in  the  counthry,  and  more 
than  ever  you  can  want ;  and  I  do  want  it,  and,  what  's 
more  —  and  take  one  word  for  all  —  by  the  blessed 
light  I  '11  have  it  before  you  lave  this  !  " 

"  Why,  Regan,  it 's  not  robbin'  an  owld  man  you  'd 
be  ?  " 

11  Rcbbin'  !  — you  talk  of  robbin'  !  Tell  me,  you 
grey  owld  vagabone,  who  was  it  stole  the  stakes  of 
the  spoil-five  in  the  Folly  ?  You  thought  no  one  saw 
you,  did  you  ?  but  I  seen  it  —  1  did,  and  now  I  '11  see 
who  can  play  the  best  game  here  !  Gi'  me  the  half 
o'  that  bag,  and  be  thankful  I  don't  take  it  all  !  —  you 
know  you  promised  me  share  of  it." 

"  Yis, yis,  I  did,"  said  Solomon,  "and  I'll  keep  my 
word,  Shan  dear,  —  I  will  -,  but  you  remember  I  said 
it  should  be  afther  I  die." 

"Die?"  said  Regan,  with  terrible  meaning  in  his 
voice,  —  "  die  ?  Take  care  how  you  put  me  in  mind 
o'  that!" 

Solomon  looked  ghastly  at  the  implied  threat, 
and  said  imploringly,  "  Oh,  Shan,  Shan !  sure  you 
would  n't  murdher  me  !  " 

"Who  was  it  taught  me  last  Sunday  three  weeks  ? 
—  who  was  it  said  in  the  Folly,  that  '  dead  men  tell 
no  tales  ?  '  —  eh  ?  "  and  his  voice  assumed  a  deeper 
tone. 

"  Oh,  Shan,  Shan  !  you  would  n't,  you  would  n't  ! 
And  Solomon  again  attempted  to  rise  and  depart  ; 
but  Regan  laid  a  still  fiercer  grasp  upon  him  than  he 
had  yet  done,  and  said,  "  Would  n't  I  ?  "  with  the 
scowl  of  a  fiend.  "  Give  me  the  half  o'  that  money, 
or  I  '11  make  a  way  to  your  throat  nearer  than  your 
mouth  — by  the  'tarnal  I  will!  Will  you  give  it  ?  " 

Solomon  did  not  speak,  but  clutched  his  money-bag 
faster. 

"  Will    you,   I    say  ? "   said    Regan,  getting    more 


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excited,  and  gripping  his  knife  with  as  determined 
a  purpose  as  the  tinker  clutched  his  treasure. 

Solomon  now  gathered  all  the  strength  he  had  left 
into  one  desperate  effort,  and,  in  the  hope  of  alarming 
Regan,  he  raised  his  voice  and  shouted,  "  Murdher  ! 
murdher  !  " 

u  You  will  have  it,  then  !  "  said  Regan,  who,  step 
by  step,  was  worked  up  to  desperation,  and  rushing 
on  the  old  man,  he  caught  him  by  the  throat,  flung 
him  to  the  ground,  and,  with  uplifted  knife,  was 
about  to  throw  himself  uppn  him  with  a  horrible 
curse,  when  Mary  O'More,  whose  mind  had  been 
wrought  to  the  highest  pitch  of  terror-stricken  excite- 
ment, could  contain  her  feelings  no  longer,  and 
uttered  an  appalling  shriek  ;  and  as  the  echoes  of  the 
valley  rang  to  the  scream,  Regan  stood  petrified  with 
alarm. 

Solomon  took  advantage  of  his  terror,  and  looking 
towards  the  spot  whence  the  scream  proceeded,  he 
saw,  as  he  arose  at  the  same  instant,  the  girl  emerge 
from  her  place  of  concealment;  and  with  an  activity 
surprising  for  one  in  his  weakened  condition,  he  was 
at  her  side  in  a  moment,  and  clinging  to  her,  prevented 
the  escape  she  meditated.  "  Save  me  !  save  me  !  " 
he  exclaimed,  as  he  held  her  with  the  energy  and 
tenacity  of  terror. 

The  consequences  of  a  witness  being  present  at 
what  had  taken  place  flashed  upon  Regan's  mind  in 
an  instant;  and  once  being  committed  in  an  act  of 
outrage,  desperation  urged  him  onward,  and  seeing 
Mary  O'More  in  such  a  position  inflamed  his  brutal 
nature  with  thoughts  fitter  for  hell  than  earth.  To 
divide  Solomon  and  the  girl,  and  dispose  of  them 
separately,  was  his  object ;  so,  stimulating  Solomon 
by  the  hope  of  saving  his  gold,  he  said, — 

"  Go  off  wid  you  —  be  off,  you  and  your  money, 


366  Rory  O'More 

and  lave  this  young  woman  with  me :  I  want  to  have 
some  words  with  her." 

Mary  was  now  the  person  to  cling  to  the  tinker, 
who  endeavoured  to  shake  her  off,  while  she  begged 
for  the  love  of  God  he  would  not  desert  her. 

u  Let  him  go,  I  tell  you  !  "  said  Regan. 

"  No  !   no  !  "  screamed  the  girl. 

The  vile  old  miser,  whose  life  she  had  just  saved, 
now  eagerly  endeavoured  to  loose  himself  from  her 
hold,  and  leave  her  in  the  hands  of  the  ruffian  from 
whose  knife  she  had  delivered  him,  and,  in  the  desire 
to  save  his  gold,  would  have  left  her  in  peril  of  worse 
than  death. 

"  Let  me  go,  I  bid  you !  "  cried  the  tinker  im- 
patiently, and  striking  as  fiercely  as  he  could  at  the 
straining  hands  which  held  him. 

"  For  the  Blessed  Virgin,  I  beseech  you,  Solomon 
darlin',"  cried  the  agonised  girl,  "  don't  lave  me  with 
that  horrid  man  !  Oh,  Solomon  !  afther  savin'  your 
life,  don't  lave  me  this  way  !  " 

Solomon  seemed  for  an  instant  to  have  a  touch  of 
compunction  ;  but  Regan  said,  "  If  you  stay  here  two 
minutes  longer,  the  divil  a  guinea  you  '11  ever  lift  out 
o'  this !  Be  off,  and  lave  this  spyin'  young  lady  with 
me." 

The  threat  roused  Solomon  to  action,  and  again  he 
endeavoured  to  shake  Mary  from  him.  She  threw 
herself  on  her  knees  before  him,  and  clasping  him 
firmly  round  his  trembling  limbs,  besought  him  in  the 
most  earnest  and  touching  manner  not  to  abandon 
her. 

"  Oh,  sure  you  would  n't  desert  the  poor,  helpless, 
innocent  girl,  —  sure  you  wouldn't!  God  won't 
forgive  you  if  you  do.  —  Oh,  sweet  Virgin  protect 
me!" 

"  Shake  her  off,  I  tell  you,  and  save  your  money, 


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or,  by  all  the  divils  in  hell,  I  '11  have  the  lives  o'  both 
o'  yiz !  "  shouted  Regan  as  he  laid  hold  of  Mary 
O'More  and  dragged  her  fiercely  from  Solomon,  who 
struggled  to  disengage  himself  from  her;  and  at  last, 
by  his  striking  her  heavily  on  the  hands,  the  unfortu- 
nate girl  was  forced  to  relinquish  her  grasp;  but  at 
the  same  moment  she  made  a  desperate  effort  to  re- 
gain her  feet,  and  springing  from  her  knees,  turned 
with  the  energy  of  desperation  upon  Regan  and  cried 
with  vehemence,  "  May  the  God  that  looks  down  on 
us  judge  and  punish  you  if  you  wrong  me,  Shan 
Regan  !  " 

The  moment  Solomon  found  himself  free,  he  ex- 
erted what  speed  he  might  in  getting  away :  and 
Regan,  holding  Mary  with  a  grip  of  iron,  and  looking 
on  her  with  demoniac  triumph,  said, 

"  Now  I  '11  tache  you,  my  saucy  lady,  how  you  '11 
gibe  and  jilt  a  man  !  and  you'll  larn  more  in  the  glin 
than  you  came  to  watch  for  !  " 

With  these  'words,  he  attempted  to  seize  her  round 
the  waist ;  but  Mary  made  an  active  resistance,  and 
maintained  a  surprising  struggle  against  his  ruffian 
assault ;  but  every  instant  her  power  to  repel  became 
less,  her  exclamations  to  Heaven  grew  weaker,  and 
at  last  her  short  and  gasping  shriek  gave  token  that 
she  felt  her  remaining  strength  fast  failing. 

Just  at  'this  moment,  when  she  was  nearly  within 
the  irrecoverable  gripe  of  Shan  Dhu,  the  baying  of 
hounds  reached  her  ear,  and  she  screamed  with  wild 

j°yi 

"  The  hunt !  the  hunt  !  " 

Regan  made  a  last  desperate  effort  to  drag  her  into 
the  hazel-wood,  where  he  might  effect  concealment 
and  drown  her  cries,  but,  inspired  by  the  hope  of  suc- 
cour, Mary,  redoubled  her  .'efforts v  and  while  she  was 
writhing  in  the  unequal  struggle,  a  fox  ran  close 


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beside  them  and  dashed  across  the  glen  as  the  cry  of 
the  hounds  grew  louder. 

"  They  're  coming  !  they  're  coming  !  "  she  cried  ; 
"you  villain,  they  're  coming  !  there's  the  fox  !  Oh, 
blessed  Virgin,  you  've  saved  me  !  " 

The  cheering  cry  of  the  dogs  again  rang  up  the 
glen,  the  pack  opened  louder  and  louder  every  instant, 
and,  in  dread  of  discovery,  Regan  dashed  into  the 
wood  and  climbed  up  the  cliff. 

The  moment  she  was  freed  from  his  grasp,  Mary 
O'More  ran  with  wild  speed  down  the  glen  towards 
the  point  whence  the  sound  of  the  chase  proceeded, 
and  soon  saw  the  horsemen  urging  forward.  The 
moment  she  beheld  them,  the  certainty  of  protection 
produced  so  violent  a  revulsion  of  feeling,  that  her 
brain  reeled  as  she  rushed  onward,  and  she  fell  pros- 
trate to  the  earth. 

Among  the  foremost  of  the  horsemen,  was  Mr. 
Dixon,  a  magistrate,  —  a  gentleman  of  a  kinder 
nature  than  the  generality  of  his  class.  He  rode 
beside  Squire  Ransford,  and  they  both  saw  the  pre- 
cipitous flight  of  Mary  O'More  down  the  glen.  Mr. 
Dixon  remarked  the  circumstance  to  the  squire,  who 
attributed  the  headlong  speed  of  the  girl  to  her  fear  of 
the  hounds.  Still  Mr.  Dixon  kept  his  eyes  fixed  on 
Mary ;  and  seeing  her  fall,  he  exclaimed, 

"  Down  she  goes  !  " 

"  Let  her  pick  herself  up  again  !  "  said  the  squire, 
as  he  dashed  forward  in  the  chase. 

But  the  magistrate,  though  fond  of  hunting, 
thought  there  were  other  things  in  this  world  worth 
thinking  of;  he  had  some  h^art  about  him,  with 
which  the  squire  was  not  troubled,  and,  despite  the 
alluring  notes  of  "  Sweet-lips "  and  "  Merry-lass," 
who  gave  tongue  ahead  in  good  style,  he  drew  his 
bridle  when  he  saw  the  fugitive  sink  to  the  earth,  and 


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rode  up  to  the  prostrate  girl,  while  the  rest  of  the  hunt 
followed  the  squire,  and  left  the  office  of  charity  to 
him  :  and  well  for  poor  Mary  O'More  that  there  was 
one  to  pity  and  protect  her  ! 

Mr.  Dixon  alighted,  and  was  some  time  before  he 
could  calm  the  impatience  of  his  excited  horse,  which 
panted  with  eagerness  to  continue  the  chase,  and  he 
could  not  attend  to  Mary  until  he  had  soothed  his 
steed  into  quietness  ;  then  throwing  the  rein  over  his 
arm,  he  knelt  down  to  raise  the  fainting  girl  from  the 
earth,  and  found  her  in  a  state  of  complete  insensibil- 
ity. Seeing  that  to  restore  her  would  require  his  un- 
divided attention,  he  led  his  horse,  which  still  pulled 
at  his  arm  with  impatience,  to  a  thorn-tree,  and  fast- 
ening the  bridle  to  it,  he  hastened  back  to  Mary. 

Raising  her  gently  from  the  earth,  he  carried  her 
close  to  the  river;  and  there,  by  copiously  sprinkling 
the  cool  stream  over  her  face,  which  a  deathlike 
paleness  overspread,  —  a  paleness  rendered  more 
striking  by  the  dark  hair  that  streamed  loosely  around 
her  head  and  neck,  he  gradually  restored  her  to  life ; 
but  it  was  some  time  before  consciousness  returned. 
The  sound  of  many  waters  was  in  her  ears  as  she 
opened  her  eyes  and  looked  vaguely  around.  When 
she  caught  the  first  glimpse  of  Mr.  Dixon,  the  sight 
of  a  human  face  seemed  to  startle  her,  and  she  at- 
tempted to  scream  ;  but  her  exhausted  energies  could 
only  give  vent  to  a  hard-drawn  sigh.  The  soothing 
tone  in  which  she  was  spoken  to  tended  to  restore 
her,  and  after  some  time  she  uttered  a  few  broken 
sentences  ;  but,  from  previous  terror,  such  was  the 
incoherencv  of  her  expressions,  that  Mr.  Dixon  could 
only  conjecture  she  had  been  in  personal  danger,  and 
therefore  besought  him  to  protect  her. 

"  I  will,  my  poor  girl,  —  I  will." 

"  God  bless  you,  sir  !  you  won't  lave  me  alone  ?  " 


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"  Certainly  not ;  calm  yourself." 

"  Are  they  gone  ?  "  said  she,  looking  wildly  up  the 
glen. 

Mr.  Dixon  thought  she  might  have  been  frightened 
by  the  hounds,  as  the  squire  had  supposed  ;  and  as 
she  looked  in  the  direction  they  had  taken,  he  said, 
"  Yes,  the  dogs  are  all  gone." 

"Oh,  it  's  not  thim  ;  sure,  they  were  the  salvation 
o'  me  :  only  for  the  hunt,  I  was  lost —  lost  for  ever!  " 

The  magistrate  by  degrees  learnt  the  cause  of  her 
alarm,  and  asked  her  name.  When  she  told  him,  he 
said  he  supposed  that  Rory  O'More  was  her  brother. 

"  Brother  !  "  said  she  wildly  —  "  Oh,  I  've  no 
brother  now  !  "  and  relapsed  into  tears. 

"  How  do  you  know  ?  "  said  Mr.  Dixon. 

41  Oh,  I'm  afeard  they've  murdhered  him!  they 
confessed  it  a'most  before  me." 

This  led  to  further  questions  on  the  magistrate's 
part ;  and  Mary  at  length  told  all  the  particulars  of  what 
she  had  witnessed  between  Shan  Dhu  and  the  tinker. 

When  she  was  sufficiently  recovered  to  walk,  Mr. 
Dixon  accompanied  her  from  the  glen  to  the  village, 
and  there  Mary  got  a  friend  to  escort  her  to  her  home; 
for  even  on  the  open  road  she  feared  to  be  alone,  so 
shaken  had  her  nerves  become  by  the  terrible  scene 
she  had  gone  through. 

Mr.  Dixon  determined  on  having  Mary's  deposi- 
tions taken  and  sworn  to  in  regular  judicial  form,  and 
for  that  purpose  rode  over  next  day,  with  the  squire 
and  Sweeny,  to  the  widow's  cottage. 

On  leaving  the  house,  Sweeny  suggested  that  this 
story  of  Mary's  might  be  all  a  stratagem  to  divert  the 
suspicion  which  attached  to  Rory,  on  the  subject  of 
the  collector's  disappearance,  into  another  channel. 
Mr.  Dixon  said  she  had  done  more  than  divert  sus- 
picion, for  that  she  had  named  the  guilty  parties. 


Rory  0' More  371 


41  But  how  can  you  tell  she  speaks  truth  ?  "  said 
the  spiteful  little  attorney,  whose  hatred  of  Rory  for 
the  tombstone  affair  was  so  bitter,  that  all  of  his  name 
were  sharers  in  it. 

"  We  must  have  Regan  and  the  tinker  arrested," 
said  Mr.  Dixon. 

"  If  you  can  find  them,"  said  Sweeny. 
.     "  Well,  if  they  keep   out   of  the  way,  it   will   be 
strong  presumptive  evidence  of  their  guilt." 

"  Ah  !  You  're  not  up  to  them  as  well  as  I  am  : 
they  may  be  all  in  the  plot  for  what  you  know." 

"  They  're  a  pack  of  rebels  altogether,"  said  the 
squire  ;  "  and  until  the  country  is  cleared  of  them, 
we  shall  have  no  peace." 

"  You  're  right,  squire,"  said  Sweeny. 

"  Well,  I  have  not  quite  so  bad  an  opinion  of 
them,"  replied  Mr.  Dixon ;  "  nor  do  I  think  the 
girl's  story  a  mere  fiction.  We  must  have  Regan 
and  the  tinker  arrested  as  the  next  step." 

The  proper  authorities  were  despatched  for  this 
purpose  to  Regan's  house ;  but  they  found  him  not, 
and  for  many  days  a  useless  search  was  prosecuted. 
As  for  Solomon,  he  had  no  home  where  to  seek  him, 
and  the  officers  had  therefore  a  roving  commission  to 
lay  hands  on  him  as  they  might :  but  he  eluded  their 
vigilance,  and  no  one  interested  in  their  apprehension 
could  catch  the  smallest  clew  to  the  finding  of  Shan 
Dhu  and  the  tinker. 

The  priest  suggested  a  visit  to  the  lonely  hut  where 
he  had  seen  Solomon  in  his  sickness,  and  a  party 
undertook  the  search  immediately;  but  the  hut  was 
deserted.  Traces,  however,  of  the  recent  visit  of 
man  were  manifest  :  the  fresh  peelings  of  some  boiled 
potatoes  were  strewn  upon  the  floor,  and  the  yet  warm 
embers  of  a  turf  fire  were  in  the  corner  of  the  hovel. 


CHAPTER   XXXI 

IN    WHICH    RORY    MAKES    HIS    FIRST    TRIP    TO    SEA    A 
VOYAGE    OF    DISCOVERY 

IT  was  in  a  low  and  retired  fishing-hut  De  Lacy 
was  housed  the  evening  he  reached  the  sea-coast, 
there  to  await  the  arrival  of  the  lugger  off  the  shore. 
He  felt  lonelv  on  his  removal  from  those  with  whom 
he  had  been  lately  sojourning,  and  to  whom  he  had 
in  a  manner  become  attached,  and  the  efforts  the 
inmates  of  the  fishing-hut  made  to  entertain  him  were 
unavailing  ;  so  he  retired  to  rest  earlier  than  usual, 
wishing  to  indulge  the  thoughts  in  solitude  which  the 
presence  of  others  interrupted  without  dissipating. 

When  on  his  bed,  the  influence  of  rest  induced 
a  pleasant  state  of  mind ;  and  leaving  the  remem- 
orance  of  those  he  had  parted  from,  Hope  led  him 
onwards  to  the  shores  of  France,  where  he  trusted 
soon  to  land  in  safety,  and  gather  the  materials  for 
a  victorious  return  to  his  friends  and  country.  Of 
Adele,  too,  he  thought,  and  Love  whispered  the  joys 
of  again  beholding  and  clasping  to  his  heart  the  girl 
of  his  affections.  It  was  with  such  pleasing  promise 
on  his  imagination  that  he  closed  his  eyes ;  and  the 
downy  wing  of  slumber,  waving  over  his  senses, 
fanned  this  spark  of  hopefulness  into  flame,  and  all 
night  long  he  dreamt  of  his  Adele,  —  of  their  joyful 
meeting,  —  of  her  blushes  and  her  smiles,  —  of  her 
enthusiasm  at  the  prospect  of  his  name  yet  living 
amongst  the  bright  ones  that  should  be  dear  to  his 


Rory  0 'More  373 

country,  —  of  their  anticipation  of  future  pleasures  on 
the  war  being  past  —  when  the  warrior  should  subside 
into  the  husband,  and  Love  bind  the  garland  of  vic- 
tory on  his  brow  !  Oh,  youth  !  youth  !  —  how  dost 
thou  teem  with  golden  visions,  —  while  the  dreamy 
impressions  of  age  are  but  cast  in  lead  ! 

De  Lacy  arose  from  his  slumbers  as  though  he  had 
fed  on  ambrosia  overnight  —  with  that  elastic  feeling 
of  existence  which  belongs  to  the  hopeful  lover. 
Influenced  through  the  whole  day  by  his  dreamy 
intoxication,  he  revelled  in  alternate  visions  of  glory 
and  of  love.  As  he  roved  along  the  strand,  if  he 
turned  to  watch  the  changeful  effects  of  the  sea,  he 
looked  upon  the  noble  ocean  stretched  before  him  as 
the  high-road  to  his  glorious  aspirations ;  and  Hope 
seemed  to  beckon  him  across  the  deep  ;  while,  as  the 
surge  thundered  at  his  feet,  and  was  swept  backwards 
in  foam  to  the  main,  he  heard  the  voice  of  Victory  in 
the  sound,  calling  him  to  enterprise.  If  he  looked 
upward,  and  beheld  the  seaward  clouds  sailing  towards 
the  land  of  his  Adele,  his  musing  was  in  a  softer 
mood ;  and  as  some  touch  of  sunshine  tipped  their 
delicate  forms,  it  was  recognised  by  his  heart  as  a 
good  omen.  He  was  all  excitement,  and  while  he 
fed  on  such  sweet  fancies  he  drew  forth  his  pencil  to 
play  with  the  pleasant  thoughts  as  they  arose ;  and 
soon  imagination  bore  him  beyond  the  world  in  which 
he  breathed.  The  roar  of  the  booming  sea  was  lost 
in  the  silver  sounds  of  fairy  fountains ;  the  whistle  of 
the  brisk  wind  sweeping  across  the  waves,  to  which 
his  blood  danced  as  he  mused,  was  unheard  amid  the 
whisper  of  the  breeze  through  rustling  groves ;  and 
the  rough  shingle  of  the  shore  whereon  he  walked, 
felt  under  the  foot  of  the  enthusiast  like  the  golden 
sands  of  the  classic  fountain.  —  He  was  in  the  land 
of  dreams. 


374  Rory  O'More 


THE    LAND    OF    DREAMS 

There  is  a  land  where  Fancy's  twining 

Her  flowers  around  life's  fading  tree, — 
Where  light  is  ever  softly  shining, 

Like  sunset  o'er  a  tranquil  sea. 
'Tis  there  thou  dwell'st  in  beauty's  brightness 

More  fair  than  aught  on  earth  e'er  seems  ; 
*Tis  there  my  heart  feels  most  of  lightness, — 

There,  in  the  lovely  land  of  dreams! 

*T  is  there  in  groves  I  often  meet  thee, 

And  wander  through  the  sylvan  shade, 
While  I  in  gentlest  accents  greet  thee, 

My  own,  my  sweet,  my  constant  maid! 
There,  by  some  fountain  fair  reposing, 

Where  all  around  so  tranquil  seems, 
We  wait  the  golden  evening's  closing, — 

There,  in  the  lovely  land  of  dreams! 

But  when  the  touch  of  earthly  waking 

Hath  broken  slumber's  sweetest  spell, 
Those  fabled  joys  of  Fancy's  making 

Are  in  my  heart  remember' d  well! 
The  day,  in  all  its  sunshine  splendour, 

Less  fair  to  me  than  midnight  seems, 
When  visions  shed  a  light  more  tender 

Around  the  lovely  land  of  dreams! 

But  while  De  Lacy  was  indulging  his  poetic  mood, 
inhaling  the  fresh  breeze  and  treading  the  open  strand, 
poor  Rory  was  lying  captive  not  many  miles  distant, 
confined  in  a  close  hovel,  almost  smothered  with 
smoke,  and  revolving  far  other  notions  in  his  busy 
brain.  So  closely  were  he  and  the  collector  watched, 
that  it  was  impossible  to  make  an  attempt  at  escape; 
and  Rory,  from  the  character  of  the  fellows  who  had 
undertaken  the  business,  looked  upon  any  plan  for 
deliverance  within  his  power  to  execute  as  hopeless  : 
they  were  all  up  to  every  thing  in  the  way  of  finesse 


Rory  0 'More  375 

and  expedient ;  and  however  he  might  overreach  a 
booby  ensign,  a  chuckle-headed  sergeant,  or  an  amo- 
rous colonel,  a  party  of  smugglers  were  as  much 
masters  of  fence  as  he  was  himself;  therefore  he  felt 
there  was  nothing  left  but  to  meet  with  fortitude 
whatever  fate  awaited  him.  At  the  same  time,  how- 
ever, he  cast  many  an  anxious  thought  homewards  ; 
and  the  uneasiness  he  knew  his  mother  and  sister 
would  suffer  at  his  absence  caused  him  more  anxiety 
than  any  other  consideration.  When  the  day  was 
over,  —  and  to  Rory  it  seemed  the  longest  he  had 
ever  passed,  —  another  removal  of  the  prisoners  took 
place,  and  under  cover  of  darkness  they  were  con- 
ducted to  the  sea-coast,  and  put  on  board  a  small 
fishing-boat  that  lay  at  anchor  a  short  way  from  the 
shore  :  they  were  stowed  away  in  the  fore  part  of  the 
boat,  and  Rory  could  hear  them  making  preparations 
for  putting  to  sea.  In  vain  did  he  inquire  what  they 
were  going  to  do  with  him ;  he  could  not  get  any 
answer  to  his  questions,  and  was  desired  to  "  howld 
his  whisht !  " 

In  the  mean  time  De  Welskein  had  gone  forward 
to  the  fishing-hut  where  De  Lacy  was  remaining,  and 
told  him  to  be  in  readiness  to  put  to  sea  that  night. 

"  Is  the  lugger  on  the  coast,  then  ? "  said  De  Lacy. 

"No,  monsieur;  we  shall  find  her  some  leagues  to 
sea.  She  keeps  a  good  offing ;  but  the  smack  will 
run  us  out  to  meet  her." 

When  the  night  fell,  De  Lacy  was  summoned  to  go 
aboard,  and  getting  into  the  punt  of  the  fishing-boat, 
was  rowed  alongside,  in  company  with  De  Welskein. 

The  punt  was  hauled  up,  the  sails  hoisted,  and 
away  bore  the  smack  for  the  ocean.  , 

Poor  Rory  soon  got  wretchedly  sea-sick  ;  and  never 
having  heard  of  the  nature  of  that  most  distressing 
of  all  sensations,  thought  he  was  going  to  die,  and 

VOL.    II.  —  8 


376  Rory  0' More 

lamented,  in  the  lapses  of  his  paroxysms  of  nausea, 
that  he  was  doomed  to  suffer  so  miserable  a  death. 
"  Oh,  if  they  'd  shoot  me  itself,  or  dhrown'd  me  at 
wanst ! — but  to  have  a  man  turned  inside  out  this 
way,  like  a  —  ow  !  —  murdher  !  my  heart '11  be  up 
next !  " 

De  Welskein  lay  his  course  all  night  towards  the 
point  where  he  expected  to  find  his  lugger,  and  as  the 
morning  dawned  she  was  perceptible :  signals  were 
exchanged,  the  two  vessels  approached  each  other, 
and  a  boat  being  lowered  from  the  lugger,  De  Wel- 
skein and  De  Lacy  went  aboard. 

De  Lacy  had  been  on  the  deck  of  the  fishing- 
smack  all  night,  wrapped  in  his  cloak,  for  the  mingled 
stench  of  fish,  tobacco,  and  bilgewater,  rendered  the 
little  crib,  they  called  cabin,  intolerable.  When  he 
went  up  the  side  of  the  smuggler,  De  Welskein  said 
he  must  want  rest  after  so  long  and  cold  a  watch,  and 
recommended  him  to  turn  in.  De  Lacy  declined 
doing  so  immediately,  but  as  De  Welskein  wanted  to 
make  a  transfer  of  the  prisoners  from  the  fishing- 
smack  without  De  Lacy's  knowledge,  he  assumed  a 
sort  of  laughing  consequence  as  captain  of  his  own 
vessel,  declared  he  was  absolute  there,  and  insisted  on 
De  Lacy's  going  to  rest,  offering  him  his  own  berth 
for  the  purpose.  The  moment  De  Lacy  was  below, 
Rory  and  Scrubbs  were  brought  on  board  the  lugger, 
which  put  on  every  stitch  of  canvas  she  could  carry, 
and  stretched  away  at  a  spanking  rate  for  France. 

But,  sick  as  poor  Rory  was,  his  senses  were  suffi- 
ciently about  him  to  observe  that  they  were  removed  to 
a  larger  vessel ;  and  as  he  passed  along  the  deck,  he 
heard  the  voice  of  De  Welskein  :  this  was  enough  for 
Rory's  enlightenment,  and  he  became  certain  that  De 
Lacy  must  be  on  board.  When  conducted  with 
Scrubbs  below,  and  placed  there  in  confinement,  the 


Rory  O'More  377 

excitement  produced  by  this  last  discovery  made  him 
rally  against  the  sea-sickness  more  than  he  had  hither- 
to done,  and  in  the  intervals  of  the  malady  his  head 
was  at  work  in  planning  by  what  means  he  could  let 
De  Lacy  know  he  was  in  the  same  ship.  "  Roaring 
is  no  use,"  thought  he,  "  for  they  make  sitch  a  hulla- 
baloo here,  that  one  might  roar  their  heart  out  and 
never  be  heerd  :  for  there  is  such  thumpin'  and  bum- 
pin',  and  crashin'  and  squashin',  and  rumblin'  and 
tumblin',  and  first  up  on  one  side  and  then  down  on 
th'  other,  that  I  don't  wondher  they  are  roarin'  and 
bawlin'  up  there,  on  the  roof  over  us."  (The  roof 
was  the  name  Rory  gave  the  deck,  because  it  was  over 
hie  head.)  "  By  gor  !  I  wondher  how  they  howld  on 
there  at  all !  for  here,  even  in  this  room,  —  and  indeed 
there  's  but  little  room  in  it, —  it  's  as  much  as  I  can 
do  to  keep  my  brains  from  bein'  knocked  out  agin'  th' 
other  side  o'  the  wall  sometimes  :  and  how  the  dickins 
can  thim  chaps  keep  from  bein'  thrown  off  the  roof 
and  dhrownded  !  —  only,  as  I  said  of  thim  before,  thim 
that 's  born  to  be  hanged  —  "  Here  Rory's  thoughts 
were  cut  short  by  getting  a  jerk  to  the  opposite  side 
of  his  prison  and  having  another  qualm  of  his  new 
malady.  The  wind  had  changed,  and  becoming  ad- 
verse, De  Welskein  was  obliged  to  go  about  very 
often  ;  and  this  produced  so  much  delay,  that  their 
course,  which  they  were  likely  to  run  in  twenty-four 
hours  had  the  wind  held  as  it  promised  in  the  morning, 
was  not  completed  under  two  days. 

At  the  close  of  the  first  day,  the  prisoners  were 
visited  by  a  black,  who,  by  order  of  De  Welskein, 
brought  them  something  to  eat  :  but  the  sight  of  food 
only  produced  loathing. 

"  Ou  be  berry  sick  now,  eh?  " 

"  Oh,  I  'm  k'ilt !  " 

"  Take  um  lilly  bit ;  —  do  um  good." 


378  Rory  0' More 

"  Oh,  take  it  out  o'  that,  for  God's  sake  !  " 

"  Berry  nice  ;  —  um  nice  an'  fat." 

The  name  of  fat  was  enough,  and  poor  Rory  was 
set  off  again. 

The  negro  laughed,  as  all  sailors  do  at  the  suffering 
of  a  novice  to  the  motion  of  a  ship  ;  and  having  had 
his  joke,  he  did  not  offer  any  more  fat,  but  suggested 
to  Rory  to  take  some  brandy. 

"  Berry  good  for  sea-sick." 

"  Oh !  let  me  die  where  I  am,  and  don't  taze  me 
so,"  said  Rory. 

"  Nebber  be  sitch  dam  fool !      Brandy  berry  good  ; 

—  best  ting  um  can  take  for  sea-sick.     Come,  come, 
poor  lan'-lubber  !  open  im  mout.     Dere,  ou  dam  fool ! 

—  brandy  berry  good." 

The  drop  of  spirit  Rory  swallowed  did  him  service; 
and  the  black,  who  was  a  good-natured  fellow,  before 
he  left  the  prisoners,  gave  them  both  some  brandy-and- 
water ;  and  the  dry  and  parching  sensation  which  poor 
Rory  experienced,  as  well  as  his  exhaustion,  was  much 
relieved  by  the  negro's  recipe. 

After  some  hours  the  negro  came  again :  and 
though  Rory  could  not  eat,  he  took  some  more  of  the 
diluted  spirit ;  and  that  night  he  experienced  some 
sleep,  after  having  had  another  talk  with  blackie. 

The  next  morning,  when  Rory's  sable  friend  made 
his  appearance  offering  some  breakfast,  the  course  of 
the  vessel  was  far  smoother  than  it  had  hitherto  been, 
and  Rory  was  better  able  to  listen  to  the  proposal  of 
eating. 

"Try  lilly  bit,  man,"  said  the  black. 

"  I  'm  afeard  a'most,"  said  Rory. 

"  Nebber  be  'fraid  :  ou  not  sick  dis  day,  like  oder 
day ;  him  cheek  not  so  white,  him  eye  not  so  like 
dead  fish.  —  Try  bit,  man  ;  —  berry  good.  Me  know 
*t  is  good  —  me  make  it  myself." 


Rory  0' More  379 

"  Why,  thin,  God  bless  you  !  did  you  make  it  on 
purpose  for  me  ?  "  said  Rory. 

The  negro  grinned.  "  No,  no,  —  me  not  so  good 
to  lan'-lubber  as  dat !  Me  cook." 

"  Well,  I  'm  obleeged  to  you,  any  how.  And 
would  you  tell  me,  sir,  if  you  plaze,  is  Misther  De 
Lacy  well  ?  " 

This  was  Rory's  first  thrust  at  his  object. 

44  Massa  Lacy —  him  gen'lman  dat  come  wid  cap'n 
aboord  ?  " 

"  Yis,  sir." 

"  Oh,  him  berry  well  now;  —  lilly  sick  first;  but 
now  smood  water  —  near  de  bay  now.  Me  go  give 
him  and  de  cap'n  sometin'  for  brekf's  soon.  —  Take 
nudder  lilly  bit,  man." 

"  No,  thank  you,  sir,"  said  Rory.  u  And  is  it  you 
that  is  goin'  to  take  the  captain  and  Mr.  De  Lacy  the 
brequest  ?  " 

"Iss.  Me  wait  on  um  ;  —  me  de  cook,  —  black 
man  always  cook." 

"The  devil  sends  cooks,"  thought  Rory,  and  he 
could  not  help  smiling  at  the  thought. 

"  What  um  laugh  at  ?  " 

"  Why,  I  was  laughin'  to  think  how  quare  it  is 
that  one  may  find  a  friend  where  they  laste  expect  it, 
and  in  the  gratest  sthranger.  Give  us  a  dhrop  o' 
brandy,  if  you  plaze." 

"  Dere,  man  ;  —  make  um  better." 

"  That 's  a  grate  relief  to  me  !  "  said  Rory.  — 
"  But,  as  I  was  sayin',  how  a  man  may  meet  a  friend 
in  the  gratest  sthranger !  You  Ve  been  mighty  good 
to  me ;  and  I  tell  you  what  it  is,  I  'm  behowlden  to 
you  and  obligated  to  you,  and  I  'm  grateful  to  you  : 
and  you  must  take  a  present  from  me,  to  show  you 
how  sinsibie  I  am  of  your  tindherness,  for " 

Here  there  was  a  call  for  "  Scipion" 


380  Rory  O'More 

u  Massa  Cap'n  call  me,"  said  Scipio. 

"  Well,  give  me  your  fist  before  you  go,"  saio 
Rory,  who,  when  he  caught  the  negro's  hand  said, 
41  Gi'  me  these  sleeve-buttons  o'  yours  and  I  '11  give 
you  mine,  and  it  '11  be  a  keepsake  between  us  ;  "  and 
with  the  words  he  unfastened  the  button  from  the 
negro's  wrist,  and  inserting  in  its  place  one  of  the 
sleeve-buttons  De  Lacy  gave  him,  the  negro  ran  off 
hastily  to  a  second  and  louder  summons  from  the 
deck. 

"  Now,"  said  Rory,  "  if  Mr.  De  Lacy  has  the 
luck  to  remark  the  sleeve-button  in  the  blackey's  shirt, 
all  's  right  yet." 

The  negro  was  ordered  to  bring  De  Welskein  his 
breakfast,  and  De  Lacy  was  sufficiently  recovered  by 
their  entering  smooth  water  to  join  in  the  repast,  and 
was  sharp-set,  as  men  always  are  the  first  time  they 
are  able  to  eat  at  sea.  The  negro  set  out  the  rough 
sea-fare  to  the  best  advantage ;  and  as  he  held  a  dish 
balanced  in  one  hand  on  the  edge  of  the  table,  while 
he  removed  some  plates  that  were  opposite  to  De  Lacy 
to  make  room  for  it,  De  Lacy  chanced  to  look  at 
what  sort  of  fare  was  coming,  and  his  eye  caught  the 
sleeve-button,  which  he  recognised  as  his  own,  and 
the  same  he  had  given  as  a  parting  gift  to  Rory. 

u  Where  did  you  get  that  ?  "  said  De  Lacy  quickly. 

"  What  !"  said  De  Welskein,  with  a  penetrating 
glance  of  his  dark  eye,  as  he  marked  the  hurried 
question  of  De  Lacy. 

De  Lacy  was  put  on  his  guard  by  the  jealous 
quickness  with  which  De  Welskein  noticed  his  words, 
and  said,  "The  beef — where  did  you  get  that  fine 
beef?" 

"  Why,  to  bee  sure,  in  Ireland  :  what  ees  to  soor- 
prise  you  so  moshe  ?  " 

"  I  thought  you  never  had  any  but  salted  beef  on 


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board,"  said  De  Lacy,  who  turned  the  conversation 
directly  into  another  channel,  and  as  soon  as  the  meal 
was  ended,  went  on  the  deck.  There  he  saw  they 
were  within  a  short  sail  of  land,  and  while  they  were 
approaching  it,  he  mentally  turned  over  the  circum- 
stance that  had  excited  his  notice,  and  was  lost  in 
conjecture  as  to  the  means  by  which  the  negro  could 
have  become  possessed  of  the  sleeve-button.  He 
gave  it  to  Rory,  at  a  distance  of  many  miles  from  the 
coast,  two  days  before  he  embarked  on  board  the 
lugger,  which  is  found  at  sea  many  leagues  ;  and  there 
one  of  these  buttons  is  in  the  possession  of  a  black 
man  aboard  that  lugger,  and  De  Lacy  did  not  remem- 
ber the  negro  to  be  on  board  the  fishing-smack. 

There  was  a  mystery  in  this  ;  and  any  mystery  on 
board  De  Welskein's  boat  respecting  Rory,  in  whom 
he  was  known  to  have  such  confidence,  awakened 
De  Lacy's  suspicions  of  some  foul  play  to  Rory. 
But  while  he  was  on  board  the  craft  of  the  smuggler, 
whom  he  knew  to  be  a  wily  and  desperate  fellow,  he 
thought  it  advisable  not  to  breathe  a  word  nor  exhibit 
a  sign  of  his  misgiving ;  and  so,  having  run  all  this 
over  in  his  own  mind,  he  walked  up  and  down  the 
deck  with  seeming  unconcern,  and  spoke  to  the 
smuggler  as  if  nothing  had  ruffled  him. 

As  they  doubled  a  small  headland  that  shut  in  the 
bay  they  were  entering,  De  Lacy  saw  a  frigate  lying 
in  the  harbour,  and  De  Welskein  said,  "There  is  La 
Coquette" 

"  Indeed  !  "  said  De  Lacy. 

"  Why  does  monsieur  exclaim  ?  " 

"  Because,  if  that  be  the  Coquette,  the  captain  is 
a  friend  of  mine,  and  I  will  go  aboard  and  see 
him." 

On  nearing  the  ship,  De  Welskein's  notion  was 
found  to  be  correct  —  it  was  La  Coquette.  The 


382  Rory  O'More 

lugger's  boat  was  lowered,  and  De  Lacy  went  up  the 
side  of  the  frigate. 

The  captain  was  on  board,  and  mutual  kind  greet- 
ings passed  between  the  two  friends.  After  De  Lacy 
had  given  a  hasty  sketch  of  the  state  of  affairs  in 
Ireland,  and  the  motive  of  his  present  visit  to  France, 
he  told  the  captain  the  suspicions  he  entertained  that 
De  Welskein  had  been  playing  a  trick  with  a  friend 
of  his,  and  begged  his  assistance  in  setting  matters 
right. 

"  Certainly  ;  but  how  ?  " 

"  I  suspect  the  fellow  has  secreted  a  man  on  board, 
and  I  want  to  ascertain  the  fact  —  and  if  so,  to  get 
him  out  of  his  power." 

"  But  why  not  order  the  rascal  to  give  him  up  to 
you  before  ?  " 

tl  Monsieur  le  Capitaine  forgets,  on  the  deck  of  his 
own  ship,  that  1  was  only  a  passenger  on  board  the 
smuggler's  boat ;  and  her  captain  is  a  very  desperate 
fellow  when  he  chooses,  —  so  I  thought  it  preferable 
to  say  nothing  until  I  could  speak  to  some  purpose. 
Now,  under  the  guns  of  the  Coquette,  Monsieur  De 
Welskein  will  be  extremely  polite  when  he  knows  her 
captain  is  my  friend." 

u  Oh  ho  !  is  that  the  sort  of  gentleman  ?  —  we  '11 
soon  finish  this  affair." 

He  ordered  his  boat  to  be  manned  directly,  and 
entering  it  with  De  Lacy,  they  pulled  into  the  har- 
bour, where  the  lugger  had  already  dropped  her  anchor. 

It  was  not  long  before  De  Lacy  and  the  captain 
were  on  board  the  smuggler. 

"  De  Welskein,"  said  De  Lacy,  "  I  want  to  see 
Rory  O'More." 

"Rory  O'More!"  said  De  Welskein  with  well- 
feigned  surprise  :  "  Monsieur  must  go  back  to  Ireland 
if  he  wants  to  see  him." 


Rory  0" More  383 

"  No,  no,  De  Welskein,  he  's  on  board." 

"  You  mistake,  sir,"  said  De  Welskein  :  "  what 
can  make  you  entertain  such  a  suspicion  ?  " 

"  No  matter  what,"  said  De  Lacy,  who  did  not 
wish  to  bring  the  black  man  into  trouble  for  being 
accessory  to  the  secret  having  escaped  —  "but  I 
know  he  's  here." 

"  'Pon  my  honour  !  "  said  De  Welskein  theatri- 
cally, and  laying  his  hand  on  the  place  where  his 
heart  ought  to  have  been. 

"  Search  the  boat !  "  said  the  captain  sternly  vo  a 
couple  of  his  men  who  were  on  the  deck  bes\de 
him. 

De  Welskein  took  off  his  hat  with  a  prodigious 
air  to  the  captain,  and  said,  "  Monsieur  should  con- 
sider I  am  commander  here." 

The  captain  laughed  at  his  swagger ;  but  seeing 
that  several  desperate-looking  fellows  crowded  round 
the  hatches  as  if  to  prevent  the  search  the  captain 
ordered,  —  for  he  had  but  half  a  dozen  men  with 
him,  and  the  lugger  was  armed  and  powerfully 
manned, —  he  said  in  a  decided  tone  to  De  Welskein, 
"You  are  under  the  guns  of  my  frigate  :  give  up  the 
man  you  have  concealed,  or  you  shall  be  sunk  like  a 
nutshell !  " 

De  Welskein  saw  there  was  nothing  else  for  it,  but 
told  De  Lacy  he  considered  it  not  treating  him  with 
the  respect  one  gentleman  owed  another,  to  interfere  in 
such  a  manner  with  his  affairs. 

De  Lacy  could  only  laugh  at  his  impertinence. 

De  Welskein  fell  back  from  his  dignity  upon  his 
true  resource  —  impudence  and  reviling  —  and  swore 
he  was  very  sorry  he  took  De  Lacy  out  of  Ireland, 
and  saved  his  neck,  and  so  cheated  the  gallows  of  its 
due.  "  But  the  next  time  you  want  me,  you  '11  find 
me  —  if  you  can  !  "  said  De  Welskein,  strutting  back 


384  Rory  0' 'More 

to  the  stern  of  his  boat,  while  Rory  was  walked  up  the 
fore-hatchway. 

It  would  be  impossible  to  describe  the  scene  that 
followed,  for  Rory's  wild  delight  at  seeing  De  Lacy 
and  finding  himself  out  of  De  Welskein's  power  is 
past  description.  De  Welskein  stamped  up  and 
down  one  end  of  the  deck,  while  Rory  danced  on 
the  other.  The  French  captain  looked  amazed 
when  he  remembered  that  De  Lacy  called  this  man 
his  friend  ;  and  supposing  that  none  except  a  gentle- 
man could  be  De  Lacy's  friend,  he  turned  to  him  and 
said,  with  the  extreme  of  wonder  in  the  tone  of  his 
voice,  "  Are  all  the  Irish  gentlemen  like  him  ?  ' 

"  I  wish  they  were,"  said  De  Lacy. 


CHAPTER  XXXII 

CONTAINING  MANY  SAPIENT  OBSERVATIONS  ON 
FRENCHMEN  AND  FRIGATES,  ENGLISH  SUBJECTS, 
FOREIGNERS,  ETC. 

WHEN  the  captain  had  sufficiently  satisfied  his 
wonder  in  looking  at  Rory's  vagaries,  he 
ordered  a  return  to  the  frigate.  With  what  delight 
did  our  hero  jump  into  the  boat  of  the  Coquette  !  — 
though  he  lost  his  footing  when  he  alighted  there, 
and  broke  his  shins  as  he  stumbled  over  her  thwarts. 
"  Bad  luck  to  thim  for  boats  and  ships  !  "  said 
Rory ;  "  a  man  ought  to  have  the  legs  of  a  cat,  to 
keep  his  feet  in  thim."  One  of  the  sailors  caught 
hold  of  him,  as  he  feared  Rory  would  go  overboard 
from  the  rocking  he  caused  in  the  boat,  and  desired 
him  to  sit  down. 

"  What 's  that  you  say  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"  dsseyez-vous." 

"  You  say  what  ?  " 

The  sailor  aga'n  spoke ;  and  Rory  called  out  to  De 
Lacy,  who  was  coming  over  the  side  of  the  lugger, 
"  Arrah,  thin,  will  you  tell  me  what  this  fellow  is 
sthriving  to  say  to  me  ?  for  the  divil  a  word  he  spakes 
I  can  make  out  ;  and  my  heart 's  broke  with  my  shins, 
that  I  cut  over  thim  dirty  little  sates." 

"  He  's  bidding  you  sit  down,"  said  De  Lacy,  "  and 
do  so,  or  you  may  go  overboard." 

"  Oh,  that  indeed  ! "  said  Rory,  sitting  down. 
"  Sure,  if  he  towld  me  that  at  wanst,  I  *d  ha'  done  it : 


386  Rory  O'More 

but  he  wint  jabberin'  and  mumblin',  that  I  could  n't 
make  him  out." 

"  You  forget  he  's  a  Frenchman,"  said  De  Lacy. 

"  That 's  thrue  indeed,  sir,"  said  Rory  ;  "  and  it 's 
wondherfui  how  hard  it  is  for  these  furriners  to  make 
themselves  undherstud." 

The  boat  was  now  pushed  off;  and  Rory  looked 
up  at  De  Welskein,  who  stood  in  an  attitude  of 
theatrical  defiance  frowning  over  the  quarter  at  the 
whole  boat's  crew.  Rory  took  off  his  hat,  and,  with 
a  mocking  salutation  to  the  smuggler,  shouted  out, 
"  Good  mornin'  to  you,  Mr.  Devilskin." 

De  Welskein  wrapped  himself  up  in  the  dignity  of 
silence,  and  scowled  after  the  barge,  as  she  cleft  the 
waters,  and  cast  a  silvery  ripple  behind  her,  in  her 
course  to  the  frigate,  towards  which  the  men  pulled 
swiftly  ;  and  every  bound  she  made  to  the  strokes  of 
the  bargemen  seemed  to  excite  Rory's  wonder,  until 
he  said  to  De  Lacy,  "  What  a  lively  craythur  she  is  ! 
—  one  'ud  think  she  was  alive  a'most,  she  jumps  so 
sprightly  ! " 

"  Wait  till  you  get  on  board  the  frigate,  Rory," 
said  De  Lacy,  "  that  's  what  will  surprise  you." 

u  'Faith,  I  've  been  surprised  enough  where  I  was, 
and  I  don't  want  any  more  o'  the  same.  I  thought 
I  'd  be  turned  inside  out  fairly  ;  and  I  suppose,  if  I 
was  so  bad  in  a  small  ship  like  owld  Divilskin's,  that 
a  big  one  would  kill  me  intirely." 

De  Lacy  assured  him  to  the  contrary,  and  as  they 
approached  the  ship  of  war,  pointed  out  to  Rory  her 
noble  form  and  fine  proportions,  her  graceful  bows, 
her  spreading  yards  and  towering  masts,  and  the 
beautiful  and  intricate  tracery  of  her  various  cordage. 

"  Is  she  not  a  beauty,  Rory  ?  " 

"  Divil  a  beauty  I  can  see  in  her,  nor  in  one  like 
her  !  "  said  Rory  ;  "  for  afther  the  tattherin'  and  taarin' 


Rory  0' More  387 

I  got  comin'  over  the  say,  I  '11  never  say  a  good  word 
for  a  ship  as  long  as  I  live,  —  and  indeed  that  would  n't 
be  long  if  I  was  to  be  on  boord  ;  and  I  hope,  Mr. 
De  Lacy,  it's  not  goin'  you  are  to  take  up  wid  the 
sayfarin'  business." 

"No,  no,  Rory, —  don't  be  afraid:  I'm  only 
going  to  dine  on  board  the  frigate  with  my  friend 
here,  who  is  her  captain,  and  at  night  we  '11  go 
ashore." 

"  On  the  land  is  it  ?  —  Oh,  God  be  praised  !  but 
it  's  I  '11  be  glad." 

"  In  the  mean  while,  Rory,  you  will  have  time  to 
tell  me  how  it  came  to  pass  that  you  were  on  board 
the  lugger." 

"  Not  with  my  own  will,  'faith,  I  can  tell  you  !  " 

"  I  thought  as  much  :  and  was  it  De  Welskein's 
doing  ?  " 

"  Throth,  I  don't  know,  —  it  was  among  thim  all ; 
—  but  you  see  I  had  the  misfortune  to  come  across 
that  dirty  Scrubbs,  and " 

"  Stop,  Rory,"  said  De  Lacy  ;  "  here  we  are  at  the 
ship's  side  —  you  must  give  me  your  story  in  full 
when  we  get  aboard." 

On  reaching  the  deck  of  the  frigate,  Rory's  wonder 
was  immense  :  the  height  of  her  masts,  the  mazes  of 
her  rigging,  her  great  size,  and  her  rows  of  guns, 
were,  successively,  objects  of  wonder  to  him,  and  a 
tap  on  the  shoulder  from  De  Lacy  was  required  to 
arouse  him  from  his  state  of  entrancement. 

"  Well,  by  gor  !  it  is  wondherful,"  said  Rory  :  "  I 
own  it." 

u  You  shall  see  all  the  wonders  of  a  ship  of  war  by 
and  by,"  said  De  Lacy ;  "  but  for  the  present,  follow 
me  to  the  cabin,  and  tell  me  all  the  details  of  this 
strange  adventure  of  yours,  which  has  carried  you 
over  seas." 


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Rory  followed  him  below,  and  related,  at  length, 
the  particulars  of  his  meeting  with  Scrubbs  —  his 
becoming  his  guide,  his  freeing  De  Welskein  and  his 
party  from  the  vault,  and  their  capture  of  the  collector 
and  himself. 

"  And  is  Scrubbs  a  prisoner  on  board  the  lugger  ?  " 

"  Snug,"  said  Rory. 

"  And  do  you  know  why  all  this  has  been  done  ?  " 

"  Not  a  one  o'  me  knows  a  word  about  it  more 
than  I  towld  you." 

"  I  am  sorry  all  this  has  occurred  —  I  'm  afraid  it 
may  do  mischief  in  Ireland  ;  —  that  such  a  rascal  as 
the  smuggler  should  dare  to  interfere  in  such  matters  ! 

—  't  is  too  bad  :  —  I  'm  verv,  very  sorry  for  this." 

"  So  am  I,  'faith,"  said  Rory  ;  "  and  my  heart 's 
brakin'  to  think  what  the  poor  mother  and  Mary  will 
suffer,  not  knowin'  one  word  about  what 's  become 
o'  me  !  " 

"  This  collector  being  taken  away  will  make  a 
great  noise,"  said  De  Lacy. 

"  Faix,  he  made  a  great  noise  himself  when  they 
wor  takin'  him  away  !  And  what  do  you  intind  to 
do  about  him,  sir  ?  " 

u  Nothing :  it  is  not  for  him  I  care,  but  for  the 
mischief  his  disappearance  will  produce.  But,  since 
they  have  taken  him  away,  the  matter  is  as  bad  as  it 
can  be,  for  his  being  restored  would  not  mend  the 
matter  ;  so  they  may  do  what  they  please  with  him. 

—  But  I  want  to  consult  with  my  friend  here,  Rory, 
about  the  best  way  of  providing  for  your  removal  on 
shore." 

"  Sure  you  would  n't  send  me  on  shore,  sir,  without 
you  were  comin'  too  !  'Faith,  I  'd  rather  stay  at  say 
with  you,  bad  as  it  is,  than  be  on  land  without  you." 

"  I  'm  not  going  to  make  a  separation  between  us, 
Rory,"  said  De  Lacy  :  "  but,  remember  that  we  are 


Rory  0' More  389 

on  the  shores  of  France,  and  your  being  a  stranger, 
and  particularly  an  English  subject " 

"  Is  it  me  an  English  subject  ?  " 

"Yes,  are  you  not  so  ?  " 

"  By  Jasus  I  'm  not !  I  'm  an  Irishman,  glory  be 
to  God  !  " 

"  Well,  you  're  a  foreigner  at  all  events." 

"  A  furriner  !  is  it  me  a  furriner  !  —  arrah,  Misther 
De  Lacy,  what  do  you  mane  at  all  ?  Sure  you  know 
I  'm  an  Irishman,  and  no  furriner." 

"  You  are  a  foreigner  here." 

"  'Faith,  I  'm  not,  it 's  thim  that 's  furriners." 

"  Well,  you  're  a  stranger,  at  least." 

"  That  I  '11  own  to." 

"  Well,  as  a  stranger  in  this  country,  it  is  necessary 
to  contrive  some  means  of  protection  for  you." 

"  Why^  do  you  think  I  'm  afeard  ?  —  is  it  afeard 
of  a  parcel  o'  little  Frinchmin  I  'd  be  ?  " 

"  Oh,  they  are  not  so  little,  Rory." 

"  Well,  big  or  little,  I  don't  value  them  a  thraneen." 

"  I  know  you  're  not  afraid  of  any  man,  Rory  : 
but  the  protection  of  which  I  speak  is  regarding  your 
legal  safety,  —  for  there  are  such  things  as  laws,  Rory." 

"  Divil  sweep  thim  for  laws! — they're  always 
givin'  people  throuble,  sir." 

"  That  cannot  be  helped,  Rory.  The  captain  and 
I  must  consult  on  the  management  of  this  affair,  and 
in  the  mean  time  I  will  put  you  into  the  hands  of 
a  person  who  will  show  you  all  the  wonders  of  the 
ship  ;  and  as  you  have  never  been  on  board  a  man-of- 
war,  it  will  amuse  you.'.' 

Rory,  accordingly,  was  entrusted  to  a  person  whom 
the  captain  ordered  to  the  cabin,  and  to  whose  care 
Rory  was  especially  entrusted. 

"  You  have  no  notion,  Gustave,"  said  De  Lacy  to 
his  friend  when  they  were  tete-a-tete^  "what  a  fine 


390  Rory  O'More 


fellow  that  is  !  —  full  of  address,  of  courage,  and 
fidelity,  with  a  love  of  country  and  a  devotion  to  its 
cause  worthy  of  a  hero ;  and  yet  he  is  but  a  simple 
Irish  peasant." 

"  And  are  they  all  like  him  ?  " 

"  He  is  a  specimen  of  the  best,"  said  De  Lacy  : 
u  but,  take  them  all  in  all,  they  are  a  very  superior 
people.  And  yet  the  Helot  of  the  Spartan  was  not  a 
more  degraded  slave  than  the  poor  Irish  peasant  is 
made  by  his  task-masters  :  —  worse  than  the  Helot ; 
for  he  was  a  slave  by  the  law  of  the  land,  and  the 
law  which  was  cruel  enough  to  make  him  so  was  at 
least  honest  enough  to  avow  it ;  but  the  poor  Irish- 
man is  mocked  with  the  name  of  freeman  —  while 
the  laws  of  the  land  are  not  the  same  for  him  as  for 
his  more  favoured  fellow-subjects." 

"  That  will  soon  be  mended,"  said  the  captain, 
"  when  the  expedition  is  ready." 

"  I  am  delighted  to  hear  you  say,"  said  De  Lacy, 
"  that  there  is  some  appearance  of  action  going 
forward." 

"  There  is  a  good  deal  of  bustle  in  the  marine, 
at  least,"  said  Gustave ;  "  and  some  of  our  best  line- 
of-battle  are  fitting  out  in  other  ports,  I  understand." 

u  Good  !  "  said  De  Lacy.  "  I  must  hasten  to 
Paris,  to  lay  before  the  Directory  my  report  of  the 
state  of  Ireland,  as  well  as  for  some  more  tender 
affairs  than  armaments  and  invasions." 

"  Ha,  ha  !   Pour  les  beaux  yeux  de  Mademoiselle" 

"  Certainly." 

"  Nothing  like  it !  "  said  Gustave  :  "  love  and  war 
for  ever !  " 

"  A  charming  creature,  Gustave !  Do  you  re- 
member Adele  Verbigny  ?  " 

"  Adele  Verbigny  ?  "  said  the  officer,  repeating  the 
name  in  a  tone  that  was  not  pleasing  to  De  Lacy. 


Rory  O'More  391 

*'  Why  do  you  echo  the  name  so  ?  "  asked  the  lover. 

"  Merely  from  surprise,"  said  the  captain  —  "  for 
I  did  not  know  you  were  tender  in  that  quarter." 

De  Lacy  said  no  more  on  the  subject  of  his  love, 
for  there  was  something  in  the  manner  of  his  friend 
when  he  spoke  of  it  that  he  liked  not, — too  slight, 
for  words  to  define,  but  which  the  delicate  percep- 
tions of  the  lover  are  ever  alive  to  as  gunpowder  to 
the  spark.  Instead  therefore  of  pursuing  the  tender 
topic,  De  Lacy  consulted  with  the  naval  officer  the 
best  means  of  securing  Rory's  safety  when  he  should 
go  ashore.  "  If  he  were  near  my  own  regiment," 
said  De  Lacy,  "  I  could  manage  it  well  enough,  by 
enrolling  him  in  it :  but  as  it  is " 

u  Leave  that  to  me,"  said  the  sailor  :  "  if  you  're 
not  with  your  regiment,  I'm  on  board  my  ship,  and 
can  arrange  the  matter  for  you." 

"  I  can't  let  him  remain  here,  man  ami  —  thanks 
to  you  for  your  offer  of  protection,  but  I  know  it 
would  grieve  him  to  be  parted  from  me." 

"  I  don't  mean  him  to  be  separated  from  his  friend," 
said  the  captain.  "  He  shall  have  a  sailor's  dress,  and 
a  discharge  from  my  ship  as  if  he  had  been  one  of  the 
crew ;  and  that  will  be  protection  sufficient." 

"  Good,"  said  De  Lacy ;  "  nothing  can  be  better." 
And  the  captain  gave  orders  for  a  suit  of  sailor's 
clothing  to  be  provided  for  Rory. 

He  in  the  mean  time  was  being  conducted  over  the 

ship  by  the  captain's  appointed  guide,  who  spoke  some 

half-dozen  words  of  English,  which  he  made  go  as 

far  as  he  could  with  Rory  ;  but  that  was  not   half  far 

enough,  for  the  inquisitive  spirit  which  prompted  his 

numerous  questions  was  an  overmatch  for  the  English 

of  his  cicerone.     Whenever  Rory   could    not   get   an 

answer  from  him,  he  asked  any  one  else  who  was 

"near   him  ;    and   the   strange    position    in   which    he 

VOL.  n.  —  Q 


392  Rory  O'More 

found  himself,  for  the  first  time  in  his  life,  amongst 
his  own  species,  yet  without  means  of  communing 
with  them,  bothered  Rory  excessively  :  when  he  found 
English  fail,  he  tried  Irish,  which  was  equally  un- 
successful ;  but  still  Rory  did  not  give  up  the  point 
—  when  English  and  Irish  failed,  he  employed  signs, 
and  he  and  the  Frenchman  became  mutually  pleased 
with  each  other's  expertness  in  pantomime. 

On  Rory's  return  to  the  cabin,  De  Lacy  questioned 
him  as  to  his  tour  round  the  ship,  with  which  Rory 
declared  himself  to  be  much  delighted. 

"  Did  you  ever  see  any  thing  like  it  before,  Rory  ?  " 

"  Nothin',  sir  —  barrin'  a  bee-hive." 

u  How  the  deuce  can  you  liken  a  frigate  to  a  bee- 
hive ?  " 

"  Bekaze  every  corner  of  it  is  made  use  of,  and 
there  's  sitch  a  power  o'  people  in  it,  and  every  body 
busy." 

"  Well  done,  Rory  !  you  've  made  out  your  simile, 
and  you  might  carry  it  still  farther :  they  can  sting 
sometimes,  and  are  often  killed  by  the  burning  of 
brimstone." 

" '  Faith,  an'  you  're  right  enough,  sir,  about  the 
Frinchmin  not  bein'  sitch  little  chaps  as  I  thought 
they  wor." 

u  You  have  seen  some  good  stout  fellows  on  board 
this  ship,  then  ?  " 

"  'Pon  my  conscience,  very  dacent  boys ;  and  the 
captain,  there,  is  not  an  ill-lookin'  man  at  all." 

"  What  does  he  say  of  me  ? "  asked  the  com- 
mander, who  perceived  by  Rory's  expression  of  eye 
that  he  alluded  to  him. 

De  Lacy  repeated  to  him  exactly  Rory's  speech, 
and  the  captain  enjoyed  it  extremely. 

"Then  the  French,"  continued  De  Lacy,  "are 
not  exactly  what  you  conceived  them  to  be,  Rory  ?  " 


Rory  O'More  393 

"  No,  in  throth  :  I  always  thought,  and  I  dunna 
why,  but  I  always  did  think,  that  Frinchmin  was 
dirty,  starved  'ottomies  —  poor  little  yollow  go-the- 
grounds,  not  the  half  of  a  man,  but  a  sort  of  a  spid- 
hogue" 

"  And  what 's  a  spidhogue,  Rory  ?  " 

"  Why,  I  can't  well  explain  to  you  :  only,  when- 
ever one  comes  across  a  poor  ill-begotten  starved 
spidher  of  a  craythur,  we  call  him  a  spidhogue." 

The  captain  was  much  amused  on  hearing  of  Rory's 
preconceived  notions  of  Frenchmen,  and  his  surprise 
at  seeing  them  other  than  he  thought  them ;  and  he 
requested  De  Lacy  to  interpret  to  him  the  most  of 
his  colloquy  with  the  Irishman. 

The  day  was  passed  pleasantly  enough  to  all  parties 
on  board  the  frigate ;  and  towards  evening,  De  Lacy, 
accompanied  by  Rory,  attired  in  a  sailor's  dress,  was 
rowed  ashore,  where  the  shelter  of  a  quiet  inn  was 
sought  for  the  night,  and  the  next  morning  De  Lacy, 
obtaining  passports  for  himself  and  Rory,  set  out  for 
Paris. 

Rory's  thousand  and  one  strange  observations  as 
they  proceeded  often  raised  a  smile  on  the  lip  of 
De  Lacy,  who,  nevertheless,  fell  into  trains  of  mus- 
ing as  he  drew  nearer  to  his  Adele  and  conjured  up 
anticipations  of  their  meeting.  But,  mingling  in  all 
these  dreams,  was  the  remembrance  of  the  voice  of 
his  friend  Gustave  as  he  spoke  of  her;  the  tone  in 
which  he  echoed  the  name  of  Adele  dwelt  upon  his 
fancy  and  seemed  of  evil  omen :  it  was  the  hoot  of 
the  owl  from  the  turret  of  his  hopes. 


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CHAPTER   XXXIII 

CUPID    IN    PARIS 

OCHEFOUCAULD  lays  it  down  in  his  Max- 
ims,  that  — 


"  ON     GARDE    LQNG-TEMPS    SON     PREMIER     AMANT     QUAND    ON 
N'EN    PREND    PAS    UN   'SECOND/' 

Which  may  be  thus  freely  translated  : 

Your  first  love  most  precious  is  reckon' d 
Until  you  have  taken  a  second. 

And  the  same  thing  might  be  said  of  a  glass  of 
claret ;  the  best  judges  of  that  cool  and  gentlemanly 
beverage  declaring  you  cannot  get  the  taste  of  it 
under  half-a-dozen.  Whether  the  comparison  holds 
between  fits  of  love  and  glasses  of  claret  as  far  as  the 
half-dozen,  I  leave  to  persons  more  conversant  with 
the  subject  and  better  able  to  decide. 

The  keen  and  sarcastic  Rochefoucauld  wrote  max- 
ims of  which  the  world  has  taken  great  pains  to  prove 
the  truth.  Whether  Adele  Verbigny  was  profound 
in  the  "  moral  reflections  "  of  the  witty  Duke,  is  little 
matter ;  but  if  she  were  «<tf,  then  with  her,  intuition 
superseded  study. 

When  Horace  De  Lacy  left  Paris  for  Ireland, 
pretty  little  Adele  thought  of  him  a  good  deal  for 
some  time  after,  and  even  engaged  on  a  piece  of  elab- 
orate needlework  to  enscroll  his  name;  which  work, 


Rory  0' More  395 

I  believe,  was  then  called  u  tambour :  "  perhaps  I  am 
wrong,  —  but,  at  all  events,  tambour-work  would  have 
been  very  appropriate  in  any  complimentary  tribute 
to  a  soldier's  name.  But,  whatever  it  was  called,  the 
work  was  begun  ;  and  Adele  used  to  sit  for  hours  and 
hours  together,  surrounded  with  long  skeins  of  silk  of 
all  manner  of  colours,  and  beads  of  all  manner  of 
sizes,  and  gold  thread,  and  Lord  knows  what  else 
besides ;  and  there  was  a  certain  laurel  wreath  to 
encompass  a  scroll  of  the  three  letters  she  valued 
most  in  the  whole  alphabet,  namely,  H.  D.  L.— 
they  were  the  initial  letters  of  her  hero's  name :  and, 
with  a  nice  little  bit  of  French  and  female  ingenuity, 
she  contemplated  the  interweaving  of  smaller  letters 
after  each  initial,  to  express,  as  it  were,  the  attributes 
of  her  lover;  so  that  the  work  when  finished,  would 
give  to  those  who  would  be  at  the  trouble  of  hunting 
the  involved  sentence  through  all  its  twistings  and 
twinings  these  words : 

HONNEUR.         DEVOTION.         L'AMOUR. 

She  was  enchanted  at  the  thought,  and  worked  very 
industriously  for  three  weeks  ;  but  as  she  got  on  at 
the  rate  of  about  half  a  laurel-leaf  a  day,  there  was  a 
good  chance  that  a  real  tree  might  be  grown  in  the 
time  it  would  take  to  make  the  needlework  chaplet. 
Nevertheless,  on  she  went,  and  though  the  canvas  in 
the  centre  of  her  design  was  vacant,  her  imagination 
filled  up  the  space  in  the  most  beautiful  colours,  and 
twistings,  and  curvetings,  that  needle  or  fancy  had 
ever  worked  or  conceived,  and  she  looked  forward  to 
the  pleasure  of  interlacing  H.  D.  L.  in  some  months, 
and  having  the  work  ready  to  exhibit  to  her  lover  on 
his  return.  As  she  worked  her  web,  she  thought  of 
Penelope  and  Ulysses  :  but,  alas  !  She  and  De  Lacy 
were  not  married  yet ;  and  moreover,  there  were  no 


396  Rory  O'More 

lovers  to  come  and  tease  her  from  her  fidelity.  Now, 
although  the  first  part  of  the  comparison  did  not 
exist  between  her  and  Horace,  the  second  part  might ; 
and  Adele  was  such  a  classic  creature,  that  she  almost 
wished  to  have  the  temptation  of  a  lover,  that  she 
might  enjoy  the  triumph  of  fidelity. 

It  was  too  charming  a  thought  not  to  be  put  into 
execution,  and  Adele  got  herself  up  in  the  character 
of  Penelope. 

Amongst  those  who  indulged  her  in  her  classic 
whim  was  one  who  was  a  great  admirer  of  tambour- 
work  ;  and  moreover,  he  could  thread  her  needles 
admirably :  this  saved  Adele  time,  and  drew  her 
nearer  to  the  delightful  period  when  she  might  com- 
mence the  initial  scroll  of  H.  D.  L.  Then  he  sang 
very  pretty  chansonnettes ;  and  they  were  so  lively, 
that  Adele's  pretty  little  fingers  moved  more  merrily 
to  the  measure  and  facilitated  her  work  prodigiously. 
They  got  on  famously.  Adele  could  not  be  so  un- 
generous as  not  to  give  a  song  sometimes  in  return  : 
but  hers  were  always  in  the  tender  line,  as  they  ought 
to  have  been,  because  Horace  was  away ;  there  was 
no  unbecoming  levity  about  them  —  something  in  the 
simple  and  tender  style  of 

"  Oiseaux,  tendre  Zephire, 
Voulez-vous  bien  me  dire 
La  cause  de  mes  soupirs  ? " 

, —  to  say  nothing  of  the  politeness  of  ^Voulez-vous 
bien "  to  the  birds. 

Well,  Hippolyte  Delier  —  for  that  was  the  name 
of  the  needle-threader  —  thought  the  tender  songs  of 
Adele  far  more  beautiful  than  his  lively  chansonnettes^ 
and  so  he  took  to  the  oiseaux  and  tendre  Zephire  style, 
and  Adele  declared 

"  She  liked  him  still  better  in  that  than  his  own." 


Rory  0" More  397 


And  a  thought  occurred  to  them  then,  which  they 
both  were  surprised  did  not  occur  to  them  sooner ; 
which  was,  that  their  voices  would  go  so  well  together  : 
and  so  they  took  to  singing  duets  —  and  very  nicely 
they  did  them. 

All  this  time  the  embroidery  went  on,  and  one  day 
the  threads  got  entangled  underneath  the  work,  and 
Hippolyte  was  asked  for  a  helping  hand  to  assist  in 
disengaging  them  ;  and  in  doing  so,  their  hands  came 
in  contact  under  the  frame  very  often,  and  Adele 
never  remarked  before  what  a  very  soft,  nice  hand 
Hippolyte  possessed ;  and,  somehow  or  other,  the 
work  was  in  such  terrible  entanglement,  that  their 
hands  went  on  poking  and  pulling  for  some  minutes 
without  the  extrication  of  either  the  threads  or  their 
fingers,  till  at  last  Hippolyte  fairly  caught  hold  of 
Adele' s  hand  and  gave  it  a  tender  pressure  under  the 
frame,  while  his  eyes  met  hers  over  it.  And  very 
pretty  eyes  Hippolyte  had,  —  and  indeed  so  had  Adele, 
to  do  her  justice ;  and,  with  a  look  of  the  sweetest 
reproof,  she  said,  "  //,  done  f  "  But  it  was  singular, 
from  that  day  forth,  how  provokingly  frequent  the 
entanglement  of  threads  became,  and  how  often 
Hippolyte  was  called  on  to  assist  in  disengaging 
them. 

What  could  come  of  poor  De  Lacy  having  such 
a  helping  hand  given  to  his  piece  of  embroidery  ? 
Why,  that  Adele  found  there  was  not  room  for  three 
letters  in  the  centre  of  her  laurel-wreath ;  and  so, 
instead  of  H.  D.  L.,  she  could  only  entwine  H.  D. 
How  singular !  they  were  the  initials  of  Hippolyte 
Delier  f 

They  could  not  help  remarking  the  coincidence, 
and  the  singularity  too  of  his  name,  Delier,  and  he  so 
clever  in  unloosing  entanglements.  "He/as!"  said 
Adele  sentimentally,  "you  have  untied  more  than 


398  Rory  O'More 

threads,"  as  Hippolyte  knelt  before  her  and  declared 
himself  her  adorer.  • 

Madame  Verbigny  was  of  the  same  opinion  as  her 
daughter  in  the  business;  for  Hippolyte  was  on  the 
spot,  and  De  Lacy  was  absent : 

"  Les  absens  ont  toujours  tort."' 

Besides,  De  Lacy  might  be  killed,  and  Adele  lose  a 
match  in  refusing  Hippolyte,  who,  as  far  as  matches 
were  concerned  in  another  point  of  view,  was  a  better 
one  than  De  Lacy,  for  he  had  a  strong  friend  in  the 
Directory,  and  was  looking  forward  to  promotion 
beyond  his  present  position,  which  was,  even  at  the 
moment,  one  more  advantageous  than  that  of  a  cap- 
tain of  grenadiers. 

So  Hippolyte  was  received  as  a  declared  lover,  and 
was  sitting  with  the  faithful  Adele  a  few  days  before 
their  marriage,  when,  to  Adele's  unutterable  surprise, 
the  door  of  the  chamber  opened,  and  De  Lacy  rushed 
towards  her  with  extended  arms. 

Adele  screamed  and  fainted,  and  the  two  gentlemen 
did  all  gentlemen  could  do  to  restore  her.  While  in 
her  state  of  insensibility  (feigned  or  real),  the  bearing 
of  Hippolyte  was  such  as  to  make  De  Lacy  wish  he 
would  not  take  so  much  trouble ;  and  the  sound  of 
his  friend  Gustave's. voice  crossed  his  memory  like  an 
echo  from  the  nether  world. 

The  first  object  that  met  Adele's  opening  eyes, 
was  De  Lacy  kneeling  beside  her. 

"  Adele  —  my  own  Adele  !  "  said  the  soldier. 

"  How  altered  you  are  !  "  said  Adele,  looking  coldly 
on  his  face. 

"  Altered  !  "  echoed  De  Lacy.  "  Good  Heaven  ! 
Adele,  are  you  altered  ?  " 

"  What  a  fright  the  smallpox  has  made  of  you  !  " 
said  the  Parisian. 


Rory  0' More  399 

De  Lacy  felt  as  though  a  bolt  of  ice  had  been  shot 
through  him,  and  gazing  upon  the  woman  he  adored, 
with  a  look  that  might  have  made  the  most  callous 
feel,  he  was  about  to  speak  ;  but  he  had  only  uttered 
her  name,  when  Adele  thought  the  safest  game  to 
play  was  another  faint,  and  screaming  as  gracefully  as 
she  could,  she  dropped  off  again  into  speechlessness. 
Her  mother  came  to  the  rescue,  and  declared  the 
poor  child's  feelings  would  be  the  death  of  her  some 
time  or  other. 

"  Monsieur,"  said  she  to  Hippolyte,  "  be  so  good  as 
to  take  care  of  her  a  few  minutes,  while  I  speak  to  this 
gentleman:"  and  she  beckoned  De  Lacy  from  the  room. 

What  their  conversation  was,  it  is  needless  to 
record ;  but  Rory  O'More  remarked  on  De  Lacy's 
return  to  the  hotel,  that  his  aspect  betrayed  deep 
dejection ;  while  mingling  with  the  sadness,  traces 
of  fierce  determination  were  visible.  The  eye  was 
clouded  and  the  cheek  was  pale;  but  the  knitted  brqw 
and  compressed  lips  betokened  a  spirit  brooding  over 
more  than  melancholy  thoughts. 

Rory  could  not  repress  his  anxiety,  and  when  De 
Lacy  had  closed  the  door  of  his  chamber,  asked  him 
what  was  the  matter. 

De  Lacy  drew  his  hand  across  his  forehead,  and 
paced  up  and  down  the  room. 

"  I  hope  there  's  nothin'  found  out,  sir  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"  Found  out !  "  said  De  Lacy.  "  Yes,  'Rory,  I 
have  found  out  something !  "  and  he  shook  his  head 
sorrowfully. 

"  Tare  an'  ouns  !  I  hope  they  're  not  angry  wid 
you  for  bringin'  me  up  here?  Sure,  if  they  wor,  I  'd 
quit  this  minit'." 

"No,  Rory,  no.  Ask  me  no  more  now:  'tis  only 
some  private  grievance  of  my  own." 

"Bad  luck  to  thim  for  fretting  you,  and  you  comin: 


400  Rory  O'More 

all  this  way  to  see  thim !  And  won't  they  come  over 
to  help  us,  afther  all?" 

"You'll  know  more  to-morrow,  Rory:  leave  me 
for  to-night.  Be  stirring  early  to-morrow  morning, 
for  I  shall  want  you." 

Rory  left  the  room  puzzled  and  unsatisfied. 


CHAPTER   XXXIV 

SHOWING    HOW    NEW    ENEMIES    ARISE    OUT    OF 
OLD    LOVES 

THE  last  chapter  began  with  a  maxim;  and  for 
fear  one  chapter  should  be  jealous  of  another, 
this  shall  be  headed  with  a  maxim  also :  — 

WHEN  A  GENTLEMAN  IS  ROBBED  OF  HIS  HEART'S  TREASURE, 
THE  LEAST  AND  ALSO  THE  GREATEST  SATISFACTION  HE 
CAN  ENJOY,  IS  TO  HAVE  A  SHOT  AT  THE  FELLOW  WHO 
ROBS  HIM. 

And  that  is  as  good  a  maxim  as  ever  Rochefoucauld 
wrote. 

Now  De  Lacy  could  not  have  a  shot  at  Hippolyte, 
because  pistols  were  not  the  fashion  in  Paris  in  those 
days  for  the  settling  of  such  affairs ;  but  he  might  run 
him  through  the  body  with  steel  instead  of  lead  :  and 
this  difference  in  the  exchange  of  the  metallic  cur- 
rency in  honourable  commerce  makes  no  difference 
in  the  satisfaction  which  gentlemen  either  give  or  take 
in  such  transactions. 

On  leaving  the  house  of  his  false  fair  one,  De  Lacy 
proceeded  to  find  a  friend  to  whom  he  might  entrust 
the  business  of  inviting  Monsieur  Hippolyte  Delier  to 
take  a  morning  walk  in  the  environs  of  the  Place 
Louis  £)uinze ;  and  there  was  little  difficulty  in  the 
search,  for  chance  threw  in  his  way  a  brother  officer 
who  undertook  the  duty  with  alacrity.  The  meeting 
was  arranged,  and  the  next  morning  De  Lacy's  friend 


402  Rory  O'More 

called  upon  him  in  his  way  to  the  place  of  rendez- 
vous. 

"  Why  have  you  this  strange-looking  sailor  in 
attendance  on  you  ?  "  said  Captain  Sangchaud  as  he 
looked  at  Rory  in  wonder  when  they  turned  into  the 
street. 

De  Lacy  explained  to  his  friend  who  Rory  was, 
and  why  he  bore  the  habit  of  a  sailor.  "  And  my 
object  in  making  him  accompany  us  is,  that  in  case  I 
should  fall,  I  enjoin  you,  Sangchaud,  by  our  com- 
.panionship  in  arms,  to  take  care  of  him  ;  and  if  you 
cannot  get  him  back  to  Ireland,  have  him  with  you  in 
your  own  regiment, — and  a  finer  fellow  you  have 
never  known  in  your  experience." 

On  getting  a  view  of  the  Tuileries,  Rory,  who  did 
not  interrupt  the  conversation  hitherto,  could  not 
resist  asking  De  Lacy  what  was  the  name  of  the 
building, 

"  I  beg  your  pardon,  Misther  De  Lacy,  but  whose 
house  is  that  ?  " 

"  That  was  the  king's  house,  Rory,  —  and  called 
the  Tuileries  :  it  was  a  palace." 

"  A  palace,  is  it,  sir  ?  Dear  me  !  what  a  pity  they 
stinted  it !  " 

"  Stinted,  Rory  ?      Why,  I  think  't  is  large  enough." 

"  Yes,  it  's  mighty  big,  but,  sure,  one  'ud  think  a 
palace  would  be  stinted  in  nothing;." 

*  •  O 

"And  in  what  do  you  think  it  stinted?" 

"  Bekaze,  sir,  it  looks  like  as  if  there  was  a  scarcity 
o'  stone  when  they  built  it,  and  a  grate  plenty  o' 
wood  and  slates ;  for  it  's  mostly  roof  and  windows." 

"  Come  on  !  "  said  Sangchaud  :  "  we  must  be  first 
on  the  ground." 

On  reaching  the  appointed  place,  he  drew  a  pair 
of  swords  from  a  case  which  he  had  carried  under  his 
arm  j  and  on  seeing  them,  Rory  opened  his  eyes  very 


Rory  O'More  403 

wide,  and  touching  De  Lacy  on  the  elbow,  he  said, 
"  Tare  an'  ouns  !  sir,  what  are  you  goin'  to  do  ?  " 

"  To  fight  a  duel,  Rory." 

"  A  jewel  is  it !  — to  fight  a  jewel !  and  you  walkin' 
as  good  friends  with  the  man  the  minit  before.  Oh, 
my  God  !  " 

De  Lacy  could  not  forbear  a  smile  at  Rory's  idea 
that  it  was  with  his  second  he  was  going  to  fight,  and 
explained  the  matter  to  him. 

"  Well,  it  was  no  wondher  I  thought  so,  any  how, 
when  I  did  not  see  any  one  else  for  you  to  fight  with. 
And  what  are  you  goin'  to  fight  for,  sir,  if  I  might  be 
so  bowld  to  ax  ?  " 

"  I  cannot  tell  you  now,  Rory ;  —  but  I  have 
brought  you  with  me  to  put  you  under  the  care  of  my 
friend  here,  Captain  Sangchaud,  who  will  look  to  you 
in  case  any  thing  happens  to  me." 

"  God  forbid  hurt  or  harm  would  come  to  you, 
Misther  De  Lacy  !  — And  to  think  o'  me,  too,  when 
your  own  life  's  in  danger !  Oh,  God  bless  you  — 
God  bless  you  !  — you  've  the  kind  heart  and  the  good 
heart,  and  the  divil  a  fear  o'  you  in  the  fight,  for  the 
angels  will  watch  over  you,  that  thought  of  watchin' 
over  me  in  the  sthrange  place." 

De  Lacy  turned  aside  to  hide  the  glistening  of  his 
eye  at  the  poor  fellow's  thought. 

"  Feel  this,"  said  Sangchaud,  handing  him  one  of 
the  swords.  "  Do  you  like  it  ?  " 

"  Yes,"  said  De  Lacy,  "  this  will  do  —  it  is  well 
balanced :  the  blade  is  a  little  more  bent  than  I 
like." 

"  All  the  better  in  giving  tierce  over  the  arm," 
said  Sangchaud. 

"  I  know  't  is  so  considered  by  your  most  accom- 
plished swordsmen  ;  but  I  would  rather  have  this," 
said  De  Lacy,  handling  the  other  sword  and  looking 


404  Rory  O'More 

along  the  blade.  "  They  are  both  very  good  tools, 
—  but  this  for  me." 

11  You  're  wrong,"  said  Sangchaud.  "  You  fight 
at  a  disadvantage  with  it,  in  comparison  to  that  which 
I  hold.  However,  you  '11  soon  be  able  to  judge  for 
yourself  of  the  one  you  've  got,  for  I  see  our  men  are 
coming.  Will  you  have  the  blade  I  recommend  ?  — 
do." 

"  No,"  said  De  Lacy,  "this  is  handier  to  me." 

"  Well,  as  you  like ;  but  the  other  is  far  the  more 
killing  of  the  two." 

Hippolyte  and  his  friend  were  soon  on  the  ground, 
and  no  time  was  lost  in  the  parties  engaging.  Rory 
was  on  the  alert  all  the  time,  watching  every  thrust 
and  parry,  and  making  exclamations  as  the  various 
vicissitudes  of  the  combat  suggested.  Many  a 
"  whoo  !  "  and  "  hurroo "  he  uttered  whenever  he 
fancied  his  friend's  adversary  gave  way  ;  and  at  length, 
when  he  saw  him  manifestly  stagger  before  a  lunge 
from  his  foe,  he  shouted,  "  By  the  powers,  you  're  into 
him ! " 

Delier  had  received  a  smart  wound  in  the  sword 
arm,  which  rendered  further  fighting  impossible;  and 
De  Lacy  and  his  second,  making  a  formal  salute  to 
the  discomfited  party,  left  the  ground. 

"Long  life  to  you,  sir!"  said  Rory:  "sure,  I 
knew  you  'd  get  no  hurt;  but,  indeed,  while  you  wor 
poking  at  each  other  with  them  dirty  little  bits  o' 
swords,  I  was  wishin'  it  was  a  taste  o'  blackthorn  you 
had  in  your  fist ;  for  there  's  more  dipindince  in  it 
than  in  one  o'  them  little  skivers." 

"  What  !   wood  against  steel,  Rory  !  " 

"  Ay,  indeed.  —  I  'd  never  ask  to  ate  another  bit, 
if  I  would  n't  give  a  fellow  with  one  o'  them  toasting- 
forks  as  fine  a  lickin'  as  ever  he  got,  if  I  had  a 
choice  bit  o'  timber  about  me." 


Rory  O'More  405 

Sangchaud  all  this  time  was  tying  up  his  swords  ; 
and  when  he  had  done  so,  he  tucked  them  under  his 
arm  in  a  very  business-like  manner,  but  did  not  seem 
half  satisfied. 

"  You  've  but  a  poor  opinion  of  my  swordsmanship, 
I  see,  Sangchaud,"  said  De  Lacy. 

u  No,"  answered  the  captain.  "  You  made  some 
very  pretty  passes  and  parries  ;  but  I  wish  your 
adversary  had  taken  a  little  more  away  with  him." 

"  He  has  only  got  a  flesh  wound,  't  is  true,"  said 
De  Lacy. 

"  Yes,"  said  his  friend,  "  and  that 's  all  because  you 
would  n't  fight  with  the  blade  I  recommended.  You 
put  in  your  thrust  very  well ;  but  that  blade  you 
chose  is  the  least  thought  too  straight :  if  it  had  been 
the  other,  you  'd  have  been  under  his  ribs." 

"  Perhaps  't  is  better  as  it  is,"  said  De  Lacy  :  "  1 
have  escaped  having  a  death  to  answer  for." 

"  Well,  let  us  go  to  breakfast  now,"  said  Sangchaud. 
"  Nothing  gives  a  man  a  better  appetite  than  a  little 
morning  exercise  of  this  description." 


CHAPTER   XXXV 

SHOWING     HOW    USEFUL    OLD     LOVE-LETTERS    ARE    IN 
COLD    WEATHER 

ON  returning  to  his  lodgings  De  Lacy  found  a 
parcel  directed  to  him  lying  on  his  table :  on 
breaking  the  seal  he  perceived  the  contents  consisted 
of  his  letters  to  Adele,  under  convoy  of  a  note  from 
her  mother.  That  philosophic  individual  wrote  as 
follows :  — 

"  Our  affections  are  not  our  own. " 

"  No,  indeed,"  thought  De  Lacy ;  —  "  they  are  any 
body's  who  asks  you  for  them." 

11  My  child  has  been  influenced  by  the  destinies  which 

rule  the  affairs  of  the  heart. " 

"  When  people  behave  so  ill  as  to  have  no  other 
excuse,  they  always  lay  the  blame  on  destiny,"  con- 
tinued the  lover. 

"  Sentiment  to  a  woman,  is  what  honour  is  to  a  man  : 
without  it  life  would  be  worthless. 

"  Permit  me  to  assure  you 

"  Of  the  highest  consideration  of 

"  C.  Verbigny." 

"  What  folly  and  falsehood  !  "  exclaimed  De  Lacy, 
as  he  crushed  the  scroll  in  his  feverish  hand,  and 
flung  it  from  him.  He  then  sat  down,  and  looked 
with  mingled  sorrow  and  humiliation  on  the  pile  of 
papers  which  lay  before  him.  There  is  not  perhaps 
any  thing  in  this  world  produces  a  more  painful  feel- 


Rory  O'More  407 

ing  than  to  contemplate  the  evidences  of  our  former 
affection  returned  to  us  in  the  moment  of  indiffer- 
ence :  Cupid  does  not  like  to  eat  his  words,  any  more 
than  another  gentleman.  And  in  De  Lacy's  case  it 
was  the  more  galling,  for  he  still  clung  dearly  to  the 
memory  of  his  love  though  he  loved  no  more.  To 
dissever  the  ties  that  hold  the  heart,  leaves  a  pang 
behind  long  after  the  blow  has  fallen  ;  for  with  one's 
feelings  as  with  one's  nerves,  a  morbid  action  exists 
after  amputation.  When  a  mutual  mouldering  of  affec- 
tion has  taken  place,  and  such  tender  mementos  as 
love-letters  are  returned,  then,  after  the  first  gulp 
you  make  to  swallow  your  annoyance  or  your  shame, 
you  can  throw  them  into  the  fire  to  feed  other  flames 
than  those  they  were  intended  for;  but  where  only 
one  party  is  untrue,  how  bitter  are  the  records  of 
unrequited  affection  ! 

Letter  after  letter  De  Lacy  turned  over  —  and 
sometimes,  as  a  peculiar  phrase,  or  place  named  met 
his  eye,  the  time  and  the  circumstances  connected 
with  them  would  arise,  and  his  young  heart  had  the 
bitter  experience  to  see  fancy's  fond  creations  crumble 
before  the  withering  touch  of  reality.  And  amongst 
these  papers  were  some  poems.  One  in  particular 
caught  his  eye :  it  was  a  metrical  trifle  he  had  done 
in  some  of  his  first  hours  of  courtship,  when,  in 
the  light  badinage  that  is  employed  in  the  earlier 
skirmishes  between  beaux  and  belles,  Adele  answered 
a  charge  of  De  Lacy's  that  she  was  fickle,  by  her 
telling  him  that  he  was  volage.  "  Do  you  not  know," 
said  she,  "  what  the  weathercock  said  to  the  wind  ? 
Si  vous  ne  changez  pas^  je  suis  constante." 

De  Lacy  was  pleased  with  the  conceit,  and  presented 
her  with  a  song  derived  from  the  subject  ;  and  there 
it  lay  before  him,  the  evidence  of  his  first  hours  of 
love,  surviving  the  passion  whence  it  sprang. 

VOL.   II. IO 


408  Rory  0' More 


THE   WIND    AND    THE    WEATHERCOCK 

The  summer  wind  lightly  was  playing 

Round  the  battlement  high  of  the  tow'r, 
Where  a  vane,  like  a  lady  was  staying,  — 

A  lady  vane  perch' d  in  her  bow'r. 
To  peep  round  the  corner  the  sly  wind  would  try  : 
But  vanes,  you  know,  never  look  in  the  wind's  eye  ; 
And  so  she  kept  turning  shyly  away  :  — ^ 
Thus  they  kept  playing  all  through  the  day. 

The  summer  wind  said,  "  She  's  coquetting  ; 
But  each  belle  has  her  points  to  be  found  : 
Before  evening,  I'll  venture  on  betting, 

She  will  not  then  go,  but  come  round." 
So  he  tried  from  the  east,  and  he  tried  from  the  west, 
And  the  north  and  the  south,  to  try  which  was  best  ; 
But  still  she  kept  turning  shyly  away  :  — 
Thus  they  kept  playing  all  through  the  day. 

At  evening,  her  hard  heart  to  soften, 

He  said,  "  You  're  a  flirt,  I  am  sure  ; 
But  if  vainly  you  're  changing  so  often, 

No  lover  you  '11  ever  secure." 

"  Sweet  sir,"  said  the  vane,  "  it  is  you  who  begin  : 
Whenj0#  change  so  often,  in  me^t  is  no  sin. 
If  you  cease  to  flutter,  and  steadily  sigh, 
And  only  be  constant  —  I  'm  sure  so  will  I." 

"  She  hath  reversed  the  image,"  thought  De  Lacy, 
sadly  as  he  turned  over  the  poem  —  "a  hard  reverse 
for  me  !  Oh,  Adele  !  thou  wert  better  fitted  to  play 
the  weathercock,  than  I  the  wind  !  for  I  changed 
not,  and  thou  hast  turned.  — Thou  hast,  indeed,  been, 
la  girouette !  "  —  Still  he  pursued  a  revision  of  the 
papers,  and  anguish  ever  sprang  most  keenly  from  the 
word  that  had  formerly  given  most  pleasure :  —  as 
the  same  flower  contains  poison  as  well  as  honey. 

He  continued  to  lift  letter  by  letter  from  the  parcel, 
until  one  met  his  eye  on  whose  back  the  fair  recipient 
had  been  trying  her  pen ;  and  it  was  manifest  the 


Rory  O'More  409 

experiment  was  made  not  in  answer  to  one  of  his 
letters ;  for  there  stood  in  hateful  evidence  "  mon  cher 
Hippolyte" 

De  Lacy  sprang  to  his  feet,  stung  to  the  heart  by 
this  proof  of  worthlessness  ;  and  as  he  clasped  his 
brow  with  the  energy  of  agony,  exclaimed,  "  and 
could  no  other  place  be  found  to  write  his  name  than 
on  the  letter  /  had  written  !  False  one  ! —  false  one  ! 
Cursed  be  this  evidence  of  my  credulity  !  Let  it  feed 
the  flames  !  "  and  he  flung  it  fiercely  on  the  fire,  and 
continued  one  by  one  to  throw  others  to  the  blaze,  in 
rapid  succession,  while  he  pursued  his  painful  train  of 
thought. 

"Who  may  believe  a  woman  again?  She  whose 
love  made  her  eloquent,  in  whom  passion  was  the 
parent  of  poetry  ;  she  who  seemed  to  think  not  after 
the  fashion  of  ordinary  mortals,  but  whose  ideas  ap- 
peared to  flow  from  an  exhaustless  fountain  of  fancy 
over  which  purity  held  guardianship :  she  —  she  to 
prove  false  !  who  a  thousand  times  said,  she  desired  no 
happier  fate  than  to  share  my  lot,  whatever  it  might  be; 
who  would  follow  me  to  the  camp  or  the  battle-field, 
the  prison  or  the  scaffold  !  —  Oh  !  Adele  !  — Adele  !  " 

His  hand  was  arrested  in  the  work  of  destruction, 
by  seeing  the  title  of  some  verses  he  was  about  to 
consume. 

"  The  Land  of  the  West."" 

He  paused  ;  —  "  Ay,  I  remember  ;  —  here  is  what 
my  fond  heart  poured  out  when  you  said  so."  And 
he  bit  his  lip  while  he  read 

THE    LAND    OF   THE   WEST 

Oh,  come  to  the  West,  love,  —  oh,  come  there  with  me  j 
'T  is  a  sweet  land  of  verdure  that  springs  from  the  sea, 
Where  fair  Plenty  smiles  from  her  emerald  throne  ;  — 
Oh,  come  to  the  West,  and  I  '11  make  thee  my  own  ! 


410  Rory  O'More 


I  '11  guard  thee,  I  '11  tend  thee,  I  '11  love  thee  the  best, 
And  you  '11  say  there  's  no  land  like  the  land  of  the  West  ! 

The  South  has  its  roses  and  bright  skies  of  blue, 

But  ours  are  more  sweet  with  love's  own  changeful  hue  — 

Half  sunshine,  half  tears,  like  the  girl  I  love  best  ;  — 

Oh  !  what  is  the  South  to  the  beautiful  West  ! 

Then  come  to  the  West,  and  the  rose  on  thy  mouth 

Will  be  sweeter  to  me  than  the  flow'rs  of  the  South  ! 

The  North  has  its  snow-tow'rs  of  dazzling  array, 
All  sparkling  with  gems  in  the  ne'er-setting-day  : 
There  the  Storm-king  may  dwell  in  the  halls  he  loves  best, 
But  the  soft-breathing  Zephyr  he  plays  in  the  West. 
Then  come  there  with  me,  where  no  cold  wind  doth  blow, 
And  thy  neck  will  seem  fairer  to  me  than  the  snow. 

The  Sun  in  the  gorgeous  East  chaseth  the  night 
When  he  riseth,  refresh'd,  in  his  glory  and  might  ! 
But  where  doth  he  go  when  he  seeks  his  sweet  rest  ? 
Oh  !  doth  he  not  haste  to  the  beautiful  West  ! 
Then  come  there  with  me  ;  't  is  the  land  I  love  best, 
'T  is  the  land  of  my  sires  !  —  't  is  my  own  darling  West. 

The  love  of  country  expressed  in  the  concluding 
lines  went  to  De  Lacy's  heart,  and  the  sacred  senti- 
ment bore  balm  to  the  bosom  of  the  deserted  lover. . 
"  Yes,"  he  said,  "  my  country,  all  my  love  is  now 
yours  !  False  one  !  false  one  !  "  and  he  clutched  all 
the  papers  that  lay  before  him,  and  flung  them  on  the 
blazing  wood  upon  his  hearth.  "  There  —  there  perish 
those  records  of  my  folly  and  my  faith.  Worthless 
woman  !  thy  foot,  that  I  had  'hoped  should  have  kept 
pace  with  mine  until  they  both  tottered  to  the  grave, 

—  thy  foot  shall   never  press  the  green  shamrocks  of 
my  native  land  —  the  land  that  shall  soon,  soon  be  free, 

—  my  own  sweet  Ireland,  my  own  darling  West !  ' 
And,  with   an  enthusiasm   pardonable  in   his  excited 
mood,  he  kissed  the  words  as  he  read  them  ;  and  fold- 
ing the   paper,  he  placed  it  next   his  heart,  and   said, 
u  Ireland  !   now  my  love  is  all  thine  own  !  " 


CHAPTER   XXXVI 

THE     DISAPPOINTED    ENTHUSIAST    COOLS     DOWN,    AND 
RORY    FALLS    INTO    A    STRANGE    RELIGIOUS    ERROR 

DE  LACY  quitted   Paris  in  a  few  days,  and  has- 
tened to  the  northern  coast,  where  the  army 
was  concentrating  in  great  force,  as  it  was  believed, 
to  make  a  simultaneous  invasion  of  England  and  Ire- 
land as  soon  as  winter  was  over. 

The  troops  were  often  inspected  by  Napoleon 
Buonaparte,  to  whom  the  Directory  were  anxious  to 
entrust  some  important  command,  to  get  him  out  of 
Paris,  for  they  dreaded  the  presence  of  the  general  so 
near  the  seat  of  government,  who,  at  that  moment, 
was  the  darling  of  the  people,  and  little  short  of  wor- 
shipped, after  his  wonderful  conquest  of  Italy.  They 
feared  his  towering  temper  and  popularity  might  prove 
inconvenient;  for  Buonaparte,  just  then,  openly  com- 
plained of  not  being  employed,  and  accused  the  Direc- 
tory of  being  desirous  of  having  him  forgotten,  —  for 
no  man  knew  better  than  he  how  short-lived  is  popu- 
larity, and  that  any  amount  of  fame  becomes  profit- 
less which  has  not  a  periodical  increase.  And  then 
it  was,  his  secret  scheme  for  the  conquest  of  Egypt 
became  engendered,  and  the  gorgeous  dream  of  found- 
ing an  Eastern  empire  opened  on  his  daring  and  am- 
bitious spirit.  So,  while  he  indulged  the  popular 
belief  that  an  invasion  to  the  North  was  in  prepara- 
tion, his  views  and  hopes  were  all  directed  to  the 
South.  In  the  mean  time,  however,  his  visits  to  the 


412  Rory  0' More 

Army  of  the  North  were  continued,  and  the  organisa- 
tion of  his  forces  was  conducted  on  the  shores  of  the 
British  Channel,  where  he  knew  their  presence  would 
retain  the  English  navy  until  the  proper  season  arrived 
for  marching  them  to  the  coast  of  the  Mediterranean, 
where  the  absence  of  a  hostile  fleet  was  so  important. 

During  the  entire  winter,  De  Lacy  and  Tone,  and 
other  Irish  emissaries  looked  forward  to  the  opening 
spring  for  the  realisation  of  all  their  hopes  and  labours 
in  a  descent  upon  Ireland ;  but  bitter  was  their  dis- 
appointment and  deep  their  despair  when  the  order 
for  the  whole  armament  to  march  southward  arrived 
in  the  month  of  April.  As  yet  it  was  unknown 
what  was  the  destination  of  the  Army  of  the  North ; 
but  it  was  enough  for  the  Irish  refugees  to  know  it 
was  not  for  Ireland.  De  Lacy's  heart  sank ;  as  well 
as  those  of  others ;  but  sorrow  soon  gave  place  to 
indignation  when  Tone  informed  him  that  he  and 
other  Irish  delegates  had  had  an  interview  with  Buona- 
parte, and  that  every  hope  for  Ireland  was  gone  for 
the  present. 

"  You  saw  him,  then  ?  "  said  De  Lacy. 

"Yes,"  answered  Tone. 

«  What  did  he  say  ?  " 

"  Not  much." 

"  The  Corsican  is  short  of  speech,"  said  De 
Lacy. 

"  Yes,"  answered  Tone  ;  "  and  I  wish  I  could  say, 
in  the  idiom  of  our  country,  4  short  and  sweet :  '  but 
it  was  far  from  that." 

"  What  was  the  objection  ?  " 

"  Not  one :  there  was  no  direct  reason  given 
against  the  undertaking,  but  a  manifest  disinclination 
to  engage  in  it ;  and  it  seemed  to  me  there  was  some 
hidden  preference  to  some  other  enterprise  which 
usurped  dominion  over  his  wishes  —  I  may  say,  his 


Rory  0' More  413 

reason,  for  he  had  not  a  shadow  of  argument  to 
advance  for  abandoning  the  Irish  project." 

"  Did  he  say  nothing  ?  " 

"  I  wish  he  had  said  nothing,  rather  than  what  he 
did  say.  If  he  had  made  a  downright  objection  that 
one  could  have  met  and  argued  out  with  him,  I 
would  have  been  content  —  and,  I  hope,  content  even 
though  I  had  been  beaten  in  the  argument.  But  no 
—  not  a  word  of  argument,  but  —  what  do  you 
think  ?  "  said  Tone,  becoming  excited  as  he  spoke. 

u  I  can't  conceive,"  said  De  Lacy. 

"  Why,  only  fancy  —  only  imagine,  De  Lacy,  my 
indignation,  when  on  my  urging  Ireland  as  an  object 
of  importance,  he  replied,  '  Ireland  has  done  all  for  us 
we  can  expect  or  want :  she  has  made  a  diversion 
in  our  favour.'  —  By  G — d  !  the  very  words  !  — 
a  diversion  in  our  favour.  Fancy  this  !  —  a  diversion  ! 
Oh,  my  poor  country  !  that  he  who  ought  to  fight 
the  cause  of  freedom,  and  has  power  to  do  so,  should 
give  such  an  answer,  and  so  treat  a  suffering  people, 
and  make  a  diversion  of  you  !  —  Curse  him  !  " 

"  It  is  too  bad,"  said  De  Lacy  :  "  but  perhaps  the 
Directory " 

"  Are  in  the  same  cue,"  said  Tone  ;  "  they  handed 
me  over  to  Buonaparte." 

"Was  there  no  word  of  argument  for  present 
delay  ?  " 

"  Not  one." 

"  Nor  of  future  hope  ?  " 

"  Not  a  syllable :  the  laconic  Corsican,  after  hav- 
ing made  his  diversion  of  poor  Ireland,  gave  us  our 
conge." 

"  This  is  very  hard,  after  all  the  expectations 
raised." 

"  Hard  !  —  it  is  infamous  !  "  said  Tone.  "  I  can- 
not forgive  him  for  it — and  may  just  Heaven  that 


414  Rory  O'More 

sees  him  turn  unheedingly  from  the  cry  of  a  suffering 
nation,  throw  the  crime  into  the  balance  against  him, 
and  may  it  weigh  heavily  !  Yes !  may  he  live  to 
remember  and  curse  the  hour  he  refused  to  make 
Ireland  his  friend,  and  finds  her  his  enemy  !  " 

The  words  were  uttered  with  the  fervour  of 
national  indignation  and  the  spirit  of  prophecy  ;  for 
on  the  field  of  Waterloo,  Ireland  was  his  enemy,  and 
her  son  his  conqueror. 

The  conversation  was  continued  between  Tone  and 
De  Lacy  in  this  spirit  of  bitterness  and  regret,  until 
Tone,  having  exhausted  his  fury  and  his  lamentations, 
retired. 

When  alone,  De  Lacy  went  over  all  the  circum- 
stances of  his  various  disappointments  since  his  return 
to  France,  in  a  very  disconsolate  mood.  u  Is  there 
no  truth,  nor  virtue,  nor  principle  in  the  world  ?  " 
said  he  to  himself.  "  Here  are  those  in  power  on 
whose  lips  the  word  l  freedom  '  is  the  very  janitor  : 
they  open  them  but  to  breathe  the  blessed  sound,  and 
yet  the  word  is  desecrated  by  their  use  of  it ;  they 
refuse  aid  to  the  most  injured  and  suffering  people 
on  the  face  of  the  earth.  Shame,  shame  !  they  forget 
the  cause  of  freedom  now,  and  substitute  conquest  in 
its  place.  I  fear  me,  it  is  not  of  peace  and  freedom 
they  think,  but  war  and  dominion :  they  seek  less 
to  cultivate  the  olive  than  the  laurel.  —  Well — I 
suppose  I  am  not  the  only  disappointed  enthusiast. 
—  And  then  the  new  extravagance  of  the  Directory. 
When  they  were  in  their  most  formidable  position, 
they  had  a  small  room,  with  bare  walls,  a  few  chairs, 
one  table,  a  writing-desk,  and  as  much  pen,  ink,  and 
paper  as  served  them.  But  now,  they  have  suites  of 
apartments ;  and  their  banquets  and  assemblies  are 
conducted  on  a  scale  of  lavish  expenditure,  resem- 
bling rather  the  monarchy  which  has  been  over- 


Rory  O'Mor.e  415 


turned,  than  suited  to  the  moderate  measures  of 
republican  resources.  I  fear  me,  there  is  more  of  talk 
than  reality  in  the  patriotism  and  the  freedom,  the 
virtue  and  the  fidelity,  the  sentiment  and  sincerity, 
of  this  headlong  people.  And  yet  they  have  done 
glorious  things  —  deeds  never  to  be  forgotten!  But 
I  fear  success  intoxicates  those  who  rule  in  their 
councils,  and  that  the  high  and  noble  aspirations 
which  first  achieved  and  maintained  their  liberty  are 
about  to  be  lost  in  national  vanity ;  and,  mayhap, 
her  victories,  hitherto  won  in  the  fight  of  freedom, 
may  engender  a  thirst  of  glory,  fatal  to  the  cause 
whence  it  sprang,  and  Liberty  may  yet  perish  under 
the  very  arms  she  made  victorious." 

With  the  same  spirit  in  which  he  viewed  public 
affairs  he  looked  upon  his  private  concerns.  When, 
he  remembered  all  the  vows  and  sentimentality  of  the 
girl  he  loved  so  truly,  and  contrasted  her  falsehood 
with  his  unpretending  affection,  he  felt  shame  for  her 
unblushing  frivolity  and  his  own  sanguine  credulity. 
In  every  way  had  his  hopes  been  deceived ;  and  with 
the  sudden  reaction  to  which  enthusiastic  natures 
are  prone,  he  began  to  distrust  with  as  much  haste 
as  he  had  believed,  and  disgust  rapidly  succeeded 
admiration. 

"  In  great  things,  or  in  small,  they  are  alike  !  " 
thought  De  Lacy  :  "  be  it  the  destiny  of  a  nation 
or  an  affaire  du  coeur,  't  is  all  the  same  —  you  cannot 
depend  upon  them." 

So  great  did  his  repugnance  become  to  joining  the 
army  when  its  destination  was  not  for  Ireland,  that 
he  determined  to  relinquish  the  profession  of  arms 
for  the  present,  rather  than  march  to  the  South,  and 
preferred  returning  to  Ireland,  as  best  he  might,  to 
remaining  in  the  country  where  all  his  hopes  had 
been  so  grievously  disappointed.  It  was  in  this 


416  Rory  O'More 

spirit  a  certain  letter  reached  him,  announcing  the 
dangerous  illness  of  his  only  surviving  uncle,  and  re- 
questing his  immediate  presence.  His  relative  resided 
at  Bordeaux,  and  De  Lacy  lost  no  time  in  obeying 
the  request  conveyed  in  the  letter,  which  was,  at  the 
particular  moment,  in  accordance  with  his  ulterior 
views,  as  Bordeaux  was  the  most  likely  port  whence 
he  could  find  his  way  back  to  Ireland. 

De  Lacy  was  well  provided  with  funds;  for  his 
uncle  was  a  rich  and  also  (as  does  not  always  happen) 
a  sensible  man,  and  knew  that  a  captain  of  grenadiers, 
however  well  he  might  march,  could  not  make  his 
way  from  Normandy  to  Guienne  without  money,  and 
the  letter  which  demanded  his  presence  also  conveyed 
the  means  of  speedy  conveyance  thither. 

It  would  be  foreign  to  the  main  interest  of  the 
story  to  dwell  on  the  journey  of  De  Lacy  to  Bor- 
deaux, in  the  course  of  which  the  dozens  of 
44  wonders "  per  day  which  Rory  uttered  at  every 
thing  novel  which  struck  him  would  amuse,  it  is 
true ;  but  as  it  would  retard  the  direct  course  of  the 
narrative,  it  is  better  to  post  on  to  Bordeaux  with  as 
little  delay  as  possible. 

When  De  Lacy  reached  that  celebrated  environ 
which  is  to  be  for  ever  venerated  as  the  birthplace  of 
the  cool  and  fragrant  wine  so  well  calculated  for  those 
who  have  plenty  of  money  and  leisure  —  for,  decidedly, 
you  must  not  hurry  a  man  with  his  claret;  —  when 
he  reached  Bordeaux,  I  say,  he  hastened  to  the  house 
of  his  uncle,  with  that  universal  eagerness  which 
young  soldiers  generally  exhibit  to  indulge  the  nepo- 
tism of  elderly  gentlemen  who  have  something  more 
than  their  blessing  to  leave  behind  them. 

The  disease  of  the  uncle,  though  sure  to  terminate 
fatally,  was  of  a  character  to  baffle  medical  skill  in 
predicting  the  length  of  its  course,  and  the  old  man 


Rory  O'More  417 

lingered  on  with  a  tenacity  of  life  which  surprised  his 
physicians. 

While  he  lay  in  this  uncertain  state,  the  news 
reached  France  of  the  outbreak  of  the  rebellion  in 
Ireland,  and  De  Lacy's  impatience  to  reach  the  scene 
of  action  became  extreme ;  but  his  uncle's  state  of 
health,  as  well  as  the  old  man's  advice  and  requests, 
forbade  it.  He  represented  that  a  single  arm  could 
not  strengthen  the  cause,  and  added  his  fears  that 
without  foreign  aid  the  struggle  could  not  terminate 
favourably  to  De  Lacy's  wishes,  —  and  in  case  of 
failure,  how  much  more  prudent  to  remain  absent 
when  the  individual  aid  was  so  disproportioned  to  the 
individual  risk. 

"  Oh,  if  every  one  thought  of  risk,  where  would 
all  the  boldest  and  noblest  achievements  of  history 
be  ?  "  said  De  Lacy. 

"  Were  you  on  the  spot,  my  boy,  I  would  not 
counsel  you  to  be  a  dastard  :  but  as  chance  has  so 
ordered  it  that  you  are  absent  at  the  time,  rush  not 
into  such  terrible  peril.  Besides,  you  are  my  only 
living  relation  — you  must  not  leave  me  to  die  alone, 
with  stranger  hands  to  close  my  eyes  in  a  strange 
land." 

De  Lacy  returned  the  pressure  of  his  uncle's 
hand,  but  still  he  burned  to  be  in  Ireland  at  the 
moment. 

The  eagerness  was  extreme  with  which  he  sought 
for  intelligence  thence,  through  every  channel  inge- 
nuity could  suggest  or  money  procure.  Various  and 
uncertain  were  the  rumours  received  at  that  distance 
relating  to  the  struggle,  and  his  life  was  a  state  of 
fever  while  it  remained  undecided.  This  lasted  all 
through  the  summer;  but  in  the  autumn  intelligence 
arrived  of  the  total  overthrow  of  the  insurgents,  and 
his  impatience  was  then  changed  to  despair.  Shortly 


418  Rory  O'More 

after,  his  uncle  died,  and  De  Lacy  became  the  in- 
heritor of  his  property.  This  was  not  large,  for  his 
uncle's  income  was  derived  principally  from  mercan- 
tile pursuits,  and  the  realised  wealth  was  not  extensive, 
—  the  principal  portion  of  it  consisting  of  a  small 
property  in  Ireland,  the  proceeds  of  which  reached 
France  annually  by  an  agency  communicating  through 
a  neutral  country. 

This  circumstance  decided  De  Lacy  in  his  course 
of  conduct.  He  determined  to  return  to  Ireland,  re- 
tire to  his  little  property,  form  around  him  a  circle  of 
dependants  whom  he  should  render  faithful  and  at- 
tached by  kindness,  and  as  the  chance  was  past  of 
bettering  their  political  position,  he  would  at  least 
make  their  condition  less  wretched  by  affording  them 
the  protection  and  relief  of  which  he  had  witnessed 
their  want.  If  he  could  not  prove  a  patriot  on  a 
grand  scale,  he  would  become  a  benefactor  on  a  small. 
u  And,  after  all,"  said  De  Lacy,  "  I  have  been  so  dis- 
gusted with  the  show  and  not  the  substance  of  noble 
feelings  here,  that  I  begin  to  doubt  the  possible  ex- 
istence of  the  state  of  things  I  have  contemplated  — 
or  perhaps  I  had  better  say,  dreamed  of:  my  hopes, 
like  Astraea,  must  fly  back  to  the  heaven  whence  they 
came,  when  the  worthlessness  of  earth  has  affrighted 
them  -,  and  as  I  cannot  achieve  the  freedom  I  desire 
for  my  countrymen,  I  will  return  amongst  them,  and 
at  least  make  their  condition  more  endurable  by 
spreading  comfort  and  kindness  as  widely  as  I  can 
round  my  own  immediate  centre.  And  now,  when 
the  supremacy  of  the  dominant  party  is  established, 
perhaps  their  security  may  engender  a  forbearance  to 
their  less  fortunate  fellow-subjects,  which  will  render 
society  not  so  intolerable  as  when  I  left  them  ;  and 
if  men  cannot  enjoy  equal  rights,  they  will  at  least  be 
permitted  to  live  unmolested." 


Rory  0' More  419 

It  was  with  these  moderate  expectations  De  Lacy 
looked  forward  to  a  return  to  Ireland,  which  he  in- 
tended to  effect  by  the  Swedish  ship  (early  spoken  of 
in  our  story)  which  traded  between  Dublin  and  Bor- 
deaux ;  and  having  every  thing  in  readiness  for  his 
departure,  he  only  awaited  her  putting  to  sea,  to  bid 
an  eternal  farewell  to  France. 

On  the  morning  of  their  sailing,  Rory,  before  em- 
barking, went  to  one  of  the  churches  to  offer  up  his 
prayers  for  a  safe  voyage.  The  church  was  prepared 
for  one  of  .those  fetes  common  at  the  time,  when  the 
conscripts  were  presented  with  their  arms  by  their 
sweethearts,  in  presence  of  the  assembled  people,  who 
chanted  the  Marseillaise  all  the  time,  at  the  foot  of 
the  statue  of  Liberty  ;  but  Rory,  never  having  seen 
any  such  piece  of  business,  did  not  know  what  the 
garlands  and  banners  meant,  when  he  entered  the 
aisle  early  in  the  morning,  long  before  the  celebration 
of  the  fete  was  to  take  place,  and  when  he  was  the 
only  person  present. 

He  looked  about  in  wonder  some  time,  and  seeing 
the  statue  of  Liberty  very  magnificently  decorated, 
he  thought  it  could  represent  no  other  than  the  Virgin 
Mary  ;  and  so  Rory  popped  down  on  his  knees  before 
the  goddess  of  Liberty,  and  began  to  pray  devoutly  to 
the  holy  Mother. — While  in  the  act  of  devotion,  a 
couple  of  soldiers  strolled  into  the  church,  to  see  if 
all  was  in  proper  cue  for  the  approaching  military 
fete ;  and  seeing  Rory  on  his  knees  before  the  god- 
dess of  Liberty,  they  thought  him  some  fond  enthu- 
siast of  the  revolution,  and  exclaimed  with  delight, 
"  Ah  !  que  c*est  drole!  Ma  foi,  cest  un  brave  garden 
qui  aime  tant  la  libert'e  quilse  met  a  genoux  a  la  d'eesse" 
They  approached  Rory  as  they  spoke  ;  but  their  ad- 
miration was  somewhat  dashed  when  they  saw  him 
bless  himself,  very  devoutly  making  sundry  crucial 


420  Rory  0" More 

flourishes  with  his  hand  upon  his  breast  and  forehead 
as  he  bobbed  and  ducked  before  the  statue. 

The  soldiers  then  advanced  in  front  of  Rory,  and 
looking  upon  him  with  great  contempt,  exclaimed, 
"  Sacr'e  sot  f  "  and  turned  from  him  with  disgust. 

Rory,  having  finished  his  prayers,  returned  to  De 
Lacy,  who  immediately  proceeded  on  board  the  vessel. 
On  asking  Rory  if  he  dreaded  encountering  the  sea 
again,  Rory  answered,  "  Not  in  the  laste,  sir,  for  I 
seen  the  Virgin  Mary  this  mornin'." 

"  Saw  who  ?  "  said  De  Lacy  in  wonder. 

"  The  Virgin  Mary,  sir." 

De  Lacy  could  not  help  laughing  at  the  serious 
way  in  which  the  absurdity  was  uttered  by  Rory, 
who,  not  relishing  his  mirth,  said,  — 

"Sure,  sir,  is  it  laughing  at  me  you  'd  be  for  sayin' 
my  prayers  ?  " 

"Certainly  not;  but  you  tell  me  you  saw  the 
Virgin  Mary." 

"  And  so  I  did,  and  said  my  prayers  foreninst  her 
in  the  big  church  :  and  why  would  n't  I,  and  we 
goin'  on  the  wide  say  ?  " 

De  Lacy  now  laughed  more  heartily  than  before, 
while  he  told  Rory  that  it  was  the  Goddess  of  Liberty 
he  had  been  praying  to  instead  of  the  Virgin. 

"  You  don't  tell  me  so  ?  "  said  Rory,  with  horror  in 
his  looks. 

"  Indeed  't  is  true." 

"Oh  God  forgi'  me !  if  it 's  a  sin ;  but  sure  I 
thought  it  was  the  Queen  iv  Heaven  herself,  and  I 
ax  her  pardon  for  mistakin'  their  dirty  haythinish  god- 
dess for  her ;  but,  sure,  I  hope  it 's  no  harm,  since  it 
was  done  undher  a  mistake." 

"  Don't  be  uneasy,  Rory,"  said  De  Lacy,  who 
saw  he  had  distressed  him  by  his  laughter  ;  "  I  hope 
the  prayer  that  is  offered  to  Heaven  in  purity  of 


Rory  0" More  421 

heart,  will  find  its  way  there,  before  whatever  altar 
it  is  breathed." 

With  such  tolerant  sentiment  did  De  Lacy  go  on 
board,  committing  himself  to  the  care  of  that  Provi- 
dence in  whose  unlimited  mercies  and  protection  he 
reposed  his  faith. 


CHAPTER   XXXVII 

A  MYSTERIOUS  MEETING 

AND  now  our  story  must  return  to  Ireland.  A 
period  of  a  year  had  nearly  elapsed  since  Rory 
had  left  its  shores ;  but  how  fearful  was  the  history 
those  few  months  left  behind  !  —  too  fearful  to  be 
touched  on  here, — too  tempting  to  the  passion  of 
party,  or  too  forcibly  appealing  to  the  gentler  feelings 
of  human  nature,  for  mortal  pen  to  be  trusted  with. 
It  might  be  a  "  recording  angel  "  alone  that  could 
write  of  that  period ;  and  oh :  how  much  must  she 
weep  over  as  she  recorded,  and  well  if  it  could  be 
blotted  out  for  ever.  It  was  the  awful  year  of  1798, 
whose  acts  seemed  the  work  of  fiends,  and  whose 
records  are  but  of  blood. 

In  the  autumn  of  that  year  the  insurgents  were 
dispersed,  with  the  exception  of  a  few  scattered 
parties  of  the  most  desperate,  who  still  kept  the  fast- 
nesses of  the  hills,  or  held  out  a  miserable  and  hunted 
existence  in  the  bogs.  It  was  in  the  dusk  of  an 
evening,  at  this  period,  that  Mary  O'More  had  a 
message  conveyed  to  her  through  an  old  beggar- 
woman,  stating,  "  that  if  she  would  go  to  a  certain 
place,  alone,  she  would  meet  a  person  to  give  her 
tidings  she  would  be  glad  to  hear." 

The  woman  endeavoured  to  excite  Mary's  curiosity 
still  further ;  but,  in  such  unsettled  times,  to  go  alone 
was  a  service  of  more  danger  than  she  had  courage 
to  look  calmly  upon  j  for  though  a  girl  of  a  bold  and 


Rory  O'More  423 

high  spirit,  she  never  recovered  the  shock  which  her 
rencontre  in  the  glen  of  the  Folly  had  produced. 
"  Could  not  the  person  come  to  her,  whoever  it  was  ? 
if  he  or  she  wished  her  well,  they  would  not  object  to 
do  so." 

"  Maybe  they  can't." 

"  An  outlaw  it  is,  then  ?  " 

"  Not  that ;  but  must  n't  come  into  the  village." 

u  They  shall  suffer  neither  hurt  nor  harm,  if  they 
come  to  our  place." 

"No;  —  you  must  meet  the  person." 

"  I  'm  afeard  of  some  plot." 

"  I  tell  you,  child,"  said  the  woman,  "  and  I  swear 
to  you  by  the  blessed  vestments  no  harm  is  meant 
you." 

"  Then  tell  me  who  it  is." 

"  I  'm  bound  not." 

"  I  'm  afeard,"  said  Mary,  hesitating. 

"  Then  you  won't  hear  of  it :  maybe  you  '11  be 
sorry." 

"  I  can't  be  sorry  for  what  I  don't  know." 

"  Maybe  there  's  thim  you  'd  like  to  hear  of  ?  " 

"  Is  it  poor  Conolly  ?  "  said  Mary,  who,  though 
she  never  loved,  felt  a  deep  interest  in  the  faithful 
friend  who  had  assisted  her  and  her  mother,  however 
he  could,  after  Rory  had  disappeared,  and  who  was 
amongst  those  who  were  outstanding  with  the  rebels  : 
not  that  he  had  committed  any  acts  of  brutal  aggression, 
but  some  daring  deeds  he  had  achieved  during  the 
insurrection  had  marked  him  for  vengeance  from  the 
other  party. 

"  There 's  thim  you  loved  betther  than  you  loved 
Conolly,"  said  the  beggar-woman. 

Mary  blushed,  and  thought  of  De  Lacy,  and, 
ashamed  of  the  thought,  was  glad  the  twilight  forbad 
the  mendicant  seeing  the  evidence  on  her  cheek  ;  for 

VOL.   II. —  II 


424  Rory  O'More 

all  unconsciously  had  the  poor  girl  dwelt  on  the 
remembrance  of  him  (a  remembrance  rendered  doubly 
dear  by  its  being  associated  with  recollections  of  her 
brother),  and  had  read  over  and  over  again  his  books 
that  he  had  given  her,  and  recorded  in  her  memory 
his  courtesy  and  gentle  bearing,  until,  under  these 
influences  of  heart  and  mind,  an  effect  was  wrought 

*  O 

upon  her  of  which  she  herself  knew  not  half  the 
strength. 

"  Suppose  you  could  hear  something  of  him  ?  " 

"  Who  ?  "  said  Mary. 

"  Suppose  your  brother " 

"  What !  "  exclaimed  Mary,  clasping  her  hands  in 
wonder. 

"  Suppose  Rory  was " 

"  Gracious  God  !  is  he  alive  ?  "  cried  the  agitated 
girl,  laying  hold  of  the  speaker. 

"  You  may  hear  something  about  him  you  '11  be 
glad  of:  will  you  go  now  ?  " 

u  Any  where,"  said  Mary,  with  courage  which  the 
hope  of  such  news  inspired  ;  "  but  if  you  deceive 
me " 

"  I  'm  not  deceivin'  you." 

"  You  're  a  woman,  and  should  not  betray  one  of 
your  own  sex." 

"  I  tell  you,  Mary  O'More,  you  're  safe  if  you 
follow  me." 

"  Then  lead  on  where  you  like,"  said  Mary ; 
"and  I'll  follow." 

The  beggar-woman  walked  rapidly  away  from  the 
village;  but  instead  of  going  down  the  street,  she 
struck  into  a  path  which  lay  behind  the  Widow 
O'More's  cabin,  and  led  to  some  solitary  upland 
beyond  it. 

It  is  necessary  here  to  explain  that  the  Widow 
O'More  and  her  daughter  were  not  now  living  in  the 


Rory  O'More  425 

snug  cabin  where  first  the  reader  knew  them.  That 
had  been  burned  during  the  rebellion,  and  then  its 
inmates  removed  to  the  village.  Kathleen  Regan 
too,  and  her  mother,  were  driven  from  their  home 
about  the  same  time,  for  Shan  Regan  had  been  long 
a  defaulter  in  the  payment  of  his  rent ;  and  when  the 
affair  in  the  glen  of  the  Folly  obliged  him  to  fly,  in 
consequence  of  the  magisterial  search  after  him, 
matters  got  more  involved ;  for  his  poor  mother 
knew  not  what  to  do,  and  was  nearly  heart-broken  at 
her  son's  misconduct ;  and  when  the  rebellion  broke 
out,  and  Regan  was  known  to  be  amongst  the  most 
lawless  of  the  insurgents,  the  landlord  visited  the 
crimes  of  the  child  on  the  parent,  instead  of  the  sins 
of  the  fathers  being  visited  on  the  children  as  the 
Decalogue  declares.  But  this  was  not  the  only 
instance  in  those  terrible  times  of  men's  actions  being 
at  variance  with  Holy  Writ. 

Under  such  circumstances,  when  these  two  suffer- 
ing families  found  themselves  deprived  of  their  natural 
homes,  and  the  men  who  were  their  natural  protectors, 
they  agreed  to  reside  together;  and,  as  the  open 
country  was  dangerous,  they  went  into  the  village, 
and  lived,  if  not  in  safety,  at  least  in  companionship. 

On  reaching  the  upland,  the  mendicant  stopped 
near  the  edge  of  a  narrow  road  which  led  over  the 
hill,  and,  from  its  great  age  and  long  wear,  formed 
a  sort  of  covered  way  :  here  she  stopped  and  gave 
a  loud  cough  by  way  of  signal ;  it  was  immediately 
answered,  and  a  man  emerged  through  the  hedge  that 
fringed  the  embankment  of  the  road,  and  approached 
the  spot  where  Mary  stood  with  her  guide.  On  his 
getting  nearer,  she  perceived  it  was  the  old  tinker 
who  approached,  and  recoiled  at  the  recognition,  but 
her  guide  assured  her  she  had  nothing  to  fear. 

The   tinker  approached   Mary   with    the   greeting 


426  Rory  0' More 

that  denotes  good  faith,  and  expressed  his  gladness 
she  had  come,  as  he  had  much  to  say  of  consequence 
to  her ;  he  then  asked  her  to  remove  from  her  guide 
a  sufficient  distance  to  be  out  of  hearing. 

"  Can't  you  say  what  you  have  to  say  before  her  ? 
I  don't  like  her  to  leave  me." 

u  Come  away  a  few  ste"ps,  my  poor  colleen"  said 
Solomon,  with  more  gentleness  in  his  voice  than 
Mary  had  ever  heard  before.  "  Don't  be  afeard, 
there  's  no  harm  comin'  to  you." 

"You  won't  go  far  from  us,"  said  Mary  to  the 
beggar-woman,  for  even  in  her  whom  she  had  never 
seen  before  she  felt  more  of  fellowship  and  protection 
than  in  the  old  tinker,  whom  she  always  disliked ; 
and,  since  the  day  she  last  had  seen  him  at  the  glen 
of  the  Folly,  his  image  was  associated  with  all  that 
was  revolting  to  her  feelings. 

"  We  are  far  enough  away  now,"  said  Mary  to 
Solomon  ;  "  I  won't  go  another  step,  and  whatever 
you  have  to  tell  me,  tell  me  at  wanst." 

"  Well,  thin,"  said  Solomon,  "  I  brought  you  here 
to  tell  you  that  Rory  's  alive." 

"  Oh  holy  Mother !  "  exclaimed  Mary,  dropping 
on  her  knees,  and  bursting  into  a  flood  of  tears. 

u There,  there!  now  don't  be  foolish,  colleen;  he's 
alive,  and " 

"  Where  ?  where  ?  tell  me  where  for  the  love  o' 
God !  " 

"  Aisy,  aisy.  Wait  and  I  '11  tell  you.  Now,  first 
and  foremost  you  must  know,  that  it  was  Shan  Dhu 
was  at  the  beginnin'  and  end  of  it  all,  and  I  've  nothin' 
to  do  wid  it,  but  havin'  had  the  bad  luck  to  know  iv 
it ;  and  for  that  same  I  've  been  hunted  up  and  down 
the  country  ever  since,  and  would  have  towld  you 
afore,  only  I  dar  n't  show  my  face.  But  you  see  it 
was  lyin'  heavy  an  my  conscience  all  the  time ;  and 


Rory  O'More  427 

now  I   run  the  risk  o'  bein'  taken  up,  and  hanged 
maybe,  all  for  the  sake  o'  settin'  your  mind  at  aise, 
and  taking  the  weight  av  my  heart." 
"  But  where  is  Rory  ?  " 

"Indeed,  he's  in  France,  I  b'lieve,  —  at  laste  he 
was  carried  off  along  with  the  collecthor;  but  he 
was  n't  murthered,  as  you  thought." 

"  Solomon  !  "  said  Mary,  impressively  ;  "  by  your 
hopes  of  mercy  on  your  dyin'  day  !  — and  you're  not 

far  off  the  grave,  owld  man " 

"  Whist,  whist !  "  interposed  Solomon  ;  "  don't  be 
sayin'  that." 

"  Oh,  sure  we  're  all  nigh  death  every  minit,  if  it 's 
God's  will ;  —  but  I  charge  you  not  to  put  false  hope 
into  a  sisther's  heart." 

"  It 's  thruth,"  said  Solomon  ;  "  and  more  than 
that  I  've  to  tell  you.  Shan  Regan  is  in  the  hills 
hidin',  and  a  few  blackguards  like  himself  along  wid 
him;  and  I  hear  he  intinds.makin'  an  offer  for  takin' 
you  off." 

"  May  the  Lord  pity  me  !  "  said  Mary. 
"  But  don't  be  afeard,"  added  the  tinker ;  "  if 
you  '11  only  do  my  biddin'.  You  saved  my  life  beyant 
in  the  glen,  and  I  don't  forget  it  to  you,  colleen  agra ; 
and  so  I  kem  to  tell  you  the  thruth  about  Rory,  and 
make  your  heart  aisy  :  and  if  you'll  only  go  along 
wid  me  to  the  magisthrit,  I  '11  swear  it  all  agin  Regan  ; 
and  moreover  I  know  where  he  's  hidin',  him  and  his 
morodin'  vagabones,  and  I  '11  lade  the  sojers  on  thim 
sly,  and  have  thim  all  taken  and  hanged  like  crows, 
for  indeed  the  gallows  is  greedy  for  thim." 

"  Let  us  go  now,"  said  Mary  ;  "  Misther  Dixon's 
is  not  over  a  couple  o'  miles." 

"  Too  late  to-night,  colleen,  with  the  martial  law  out ; 
we  had  betther  both  keep  unknownst  for  to-night ; 
but  to-morrow  mornin'  I  '11  be  wid  you,  and  go  to 


428  Rory  0' More 

the  magisthrits.  So  now  away  wid  you  home,  and 
plaze  God  you  '11  see  Rory  yet ;  and  yourself  will  be 
the  safer  from  harm  the  sooner  Shan  Dhu  is  taken 
care  of.  Good  night  to  you,  colleen!  —  Rimimber 
to-morrow  mornin'  I  '11  be  wid  you."  And  the  old 
tinker  vanished  through  the  hedge ;  while  Mary 
O'More  rejoined  the  mendicant,  who  had  remained 
near  the  spot,  and  in  her  company  returned  to  the 
village. 

Let  it  not  be  supposed  it  was  any  compunctious 
visiting  of  the  old  tinker's  conscience  urged  him  to 
the  disclosure  he  made  to  Mary  O'More,  or  that  it 
was  any  feeling  of  tenderness  towards  the  girl,  or 
compassion  for  her  sufferings,  which  operated  upon 
him.  In  this,  as  in  all  the  other  actions  of  his  life, 
Solomon  sought  his  own  advantage. 

To  explain  this,  it  becomes  necessary  to  revert  to 
the  period  when  Solomon  fled  with  his  money-bag 
from  the  glen  of  the  Folly,  and  left  Mary  O'More  to 
the  tender  mercies  of  Shan  Dhu.  Having  escaped 
the  observation  of  the  huntsmen,  and  got  clear  of 
Regan,  he  concealed  his  treasure  in  a  new  hiding-place, 
of  which  none  were  cognisant  but  himself  and  the 
stars.  This  being  effected,  his  next  object  was  to 
keep  out  of  Shan  Dhu's  way ;  but,  in  a  day  or  two, 
he  found  another  and  more  extensive  cause  for  con- 
cealment in  the  search  the  officers  of  justice  were 
making  through  the  country,  after  Mary  O'More's 
depositions  respecting  the  scene  she  had  witnessed  in 
the  glen.  Solomon  continued  to  effect  concealment 
with  success,  until  the  rebellion  broke  out,  and,  while 
that  raged,  the  authorities  were  engaged  in  wholesale 
business,  and  did  not  attend  to  such  paltry  details  as 
delinquent  tinkers ;  but,  when  the  insurrection  was 
quelled,  Solomon  had  his  two  sources  of  apprehension 
opened  upon  him  afresh  j  for  government  was  in  a 


Rory  0' More  429 

very  hanging  humour  for  less  than  what  Solomon  was 
suspected  of,  and  he  had  got  a  whisper  that  Regan, 
who  still  held  out  in  the  hills,  had  said,  "  he  wished 
he  could  come  across  the  tinker  ;  "  and  Solomon  best 
knew  why.  "  If  he  could  lay  his  hands  on  me,"  said 
Solomon  to  himself,  "  he'd  thry  and  get  the  goold  out 
o'  me ;  and  if  I  did  n't  tell  him  where  it  is  —  and  1 
wouldn't —  he  'd  murther  me  with  the  rage  :  and  sup- 
pose I  did,  —  maybe  he  'd  murther  me  too  ;  but,  any 
how,  I  think  it 's  not  good  for  my  health  that 
Regan  's  alive ;  and  why  would  n't  I  sthrive  to  save 
my  own  life  ?  so  wid  the  blessin'  o'  God,  Shan  Dhu, 
my  boy,  I  '11  have  you  in  the  stone  jug  as  soon  as  I 
can,  and  dancin'  on  nothin'  afther." 

It  was  with  this  view  he  sought  Mary  O'More,  and 
aroused  her  fears  respecting  Regan's  intention  of 
carrying  her  off,  and  her  hopes  regarding  her  brother. 
He  induced  her  to  go  with  him  to  the  magistrate, 
and  depended  on  her  friendly  presence  as  a  protection 
to  him  on  this  occasion  j  and  as  he  should  not  only 
reveal  the  circumstances  of  the  kidnapping  of  the 
collector,  whose  disappearance  he  should  represent 
himself  as  being  an  unwilling  witness  of,  but  also  vol- 
unteer to  lead  the  military  to  the  retreat  of  a  party  of 
desperate  rebels  who  still  committed  many  robberies, 
he  trusted  thus  to  procure  his  own  pardon  and  pro- 
tection, and  at  the  same  time  secure  the  death  of  the 
man  he  dreaded  most  —  Shan  Regan.  Such  was  the 
web  the  old  spider  wove. 


CHAPTER   XXXVIII 

CONTAINING    SOLOMON'S    EXAMINATION    AND    ITS 
RESULTS 

IT  was  quite  true,  the  intelligence  the  old  tinker  had 
heard  respecting  Regan's  intention  towards  him. 
From  the  day  he  had  escaped  out  of  the  glen  of  the 
Folly  with  his  money,  Regan  had  in  vain  endeavoured 
to  find  out  his  places  of  retreat;  but,  Shan  himself 
being  a  refugee  at  the  time,  his  means  of  acquiring 
information  on  the  subject,  and  putting  his  wishes 
into  effect,  were  so  circumscribed,  that  Solomon  had 
escaped  all  harm  from  his  designs.  Could  he  have 
laid  hold  of  the  tinker  during  the  period  of  his  hiding 
himself  after  the  abduction  of  the  collector,  it  was  his 
intention  to  have  endeavoured  by  force  to  wring  some 
of  the  hidden  gold  from  old  Solomon,  and  by  its  means 
to  procure  his  flight  from  the  country  ;  but  the  period 
of  the  rebellion  gave  him  other  hopes,  and,  trusting  to 
the  success  of  the  insurrection  for  his  ultimate  safety 
and  plenty  of  plunder,  the  tinker  was  free  from  his 
evil  intentions ;  but  when  total  defeat  had  driven  the 
last  desperate  remnant  of  the  rebels  into  the  fastnesses 
of  the  mountains  and  their  bogs,  his  thoughts  again 
reverted  to  Solomon  and  his  hidden  treasure ;  and  the 
same  desire  of  possessing  it  returned,  in  the  hope  of 
its  enabling  him  to  get  a  passage  to  America,  and  he 
used  every  means  within  his  power  to  discover  where 
Solomon  might  be  seized,  while  the  tinker,  at  the  same 
time,  was  meditating  how  to  compass  the  death  of 


Rory  O'More  431 

Regan.  Thus  were  they  worthily  engaged  in  plot- 
ting each  other's  destruction  :  —  one  of  the  thousand 
examples  that,  while  the  friendships  of  the  good 
strengthen  with  age,  the  attachments  of  the  profligate 
and  base  have  the  elements  of  ruin  in  their  very 
foundation  ! 

The  tinker  was  true  to  his  appointment  with  Mary 
for  the  following  morning;  and  they  proceeded  in 
company  to  the  house  of  Mr.  Dixon,  where  Solomon 
made  his  depositions  before  that  magistrate,  to  the 
effect  stated  in  the  foregoing  chapter.  Solomon's  dis- 
closure being  so  long  withheld,  threw  much  suspicion 
on  his  testimony ;  the  more  so,  as  he  himself  was  an 
accused  person  by  Mary  O'More's  previous  deposi- 
tion made  some  months  before  ;  yet,  even  if  he  were 
guilty,  Mr.  Dixon  was  glad  to  take  him  as  king's 
evidence,  for  the  discovery  and  punishment  of  others. 
On  his  being  questioned  why  he  did  not  make  the 
disclosure  sooner,  he  said  he  dreaded  the  vengeance 
of  those  who  had  accomplished  the  act,  in  case  he 
should  divulge  it.  "Yet,"  said  Mr.  Dixon,  "you 
let  an  innocent  man  suffer  under  the  imputation  of 
having  committed  a  murder  for  some  time.  You 
knew  this  poor  girl's  brother  was  accused  of  having 
murdered  Mr.  Scrubbs." 

"  Yis,  sir ;  but  sure,  when  the  colleen  afther  that, 
swore  agin  me,  that  I  had  a  hand  in  makin'  away  wid 
Rory  O'More,  and  I  was  obleeged  to  hide  for  my  life, 
sure  I  was  afeard  even  thin  to  come  and  clear  myself; 
and  it 's  only  now,  when  yiz.  have  got  the  fellows 
undher  that  was  disturbin'  the  country,  that  I  ventured 
to  come,  for  my  life  would  n't  be  safe  to  do  it  afore." 

"  I  think  it  very  extraordinary  an  innocent  person 
should  hesitate  to  give  himself  up." 

"  Sure  I  am  givin'  myself  up,  now." 

"  Yes,  after  a  year ;  but,  if  you  were  free  from 


432  Rory  O'More 


guilt,  you  would  have  done  it  sooner.  Now  take 
care  you  swear  the  truth;  because,  even  if  you  are 
guilty,  you  shall  have  pardon  for  turning  king's  evi- 
dence and  bringing  the  other  guilty  parties  to  justice. 
So  do  not,  through  any  fear  for  your  own  life,  give 
false  evidence." 

"  I  '11  swear  the  thruth,  sir,  and  nothing  else." 

"  Do  you  swear  then,  positively,  the  collector  was 
not  murdered  ? " 

"  I  do." 

"  And  that  he  has  been  only  taken  over  sea  ?  " 

"  Yis,  sir." 

"  And  that  no  other  violence  was  done  him  ?  " 

"Yis,  sir." 

"  Then  how  came  you  and  Regan  by  the  money 
this  girl  saw  you  dig  up  in  the  glen  ?  " 

"  Oh  !  that  was  a  thrifle  I  saved,  sir,  and  put  there ; 
and  Shan  Dhu  wanted  to  take  it  av  me." 

"  Saved  !  you  save  !  —  was  it  much  ?  " 

"Oh!  how  could  a  poor  owld  craythur  like  me 
save  much  ?  it  was  only  a  few  shillin's." 

"  And  yet  this  girl  says,  he  was  going  to  murder 
you  for  that  money.  Now,  would  a  man  murder  for 
a  few  shillings  ?  " 

"  There  was  no  more  upon  my  oath." 

"  Are  you  quite  sure  ?  " 

"  In  throth  I  am." 

"  Where  is  that  money  at  present  ?  " 

"  Och  now  !  thin  and  sure  Shan  Dhu  run  afther 
me  that  same  day,  and  cotch  me  in  the  wood,  and  tuk 
it  all  away  from  me." 

"  Will  you  swear  positively  you  did  not  rob  the 
collector  ?  " 

"  I  will." 

"  Nor  see  him  robbed  ?  " 

"  He  was  not  robbed,  I  '11  give  my  oath." 


Rory  0' More  433 

u  And  Rory  O'More,  you  say,  also  is  gone  with 
him  ?  " 

«  He  is." 

"  Was  Rory  O'More  of  your  party  ?  " 

"  Oh  !  "  cried  Mary  ;  "  no,  no,  your  honour  !  " 

"  Silence,  girl,"  said  the  magistrate  ;  "  it  is  not  you 
who  are  under  examination.  What  do  you  answer?" 
added  he  to  Solomon. 

"  He  was  not,  sir." 

"  How  came  he  there  then  ? " 

Solomon  described  the  circumstances  of  Rory's  un- 
fortunate adventure  at  the  Folly,  with  the  liberation 
of  De  Welskein  and  his  party  ;  and  for  once  in  his 
life  did  justice  to  O'More  in  relating  his  gallant  de- 
fence of  the  collector,  and  his  own  fate  in  consequence. 
As  to  the  tinker's  presence  there,  he  told  a  long  rig- 
marole so  involved  in  parenthesis  and  digression,  that 
the  magistrate  could  make  nothing  of  it,  which  was 
exactly  what  Solomon  wanted  ;  and  he  concluded  by 
declaring  "  it  was  all  along  o'  that  vagabone  Regan 
that  inthrapped  him  into  it,  by  way  of  goin'  to  a 
party." 

Though  Mr.  Dixon  had  every  suspicion  of  Solomon 
as  far  as  the  story  concerned  himself,  yet  there  was 
an  appearance  of  truth  about  the  tale  as  it  bore  on 
Rory's  adventure  almost  inducing  him  to  give  it  cre- 
dence ;  but  his  mind,  strongly  preoccupied  with  the 
generally-received  false  impressions  on  the  subject, 
now  found  the  truth  difficult  of  belief,  and  mystery 
had  hung  so  long  over  the  affair,  and  made  it  doubt- 
ful whether  Rory  was  a  murderer  or  a  murdered  man, 
that  this  sudden  resurrection  of  him  and  clearance  of 
his  character  from  stain  required  more  respectable 
evidence  than  the  tinker's  to  obtain  credit. 

"  And    you    say    this    Shan    Regan    is    the    guilty 
person  ? " 


434  Rory  O'More 


"  Yis,  sir;  and  is  in  the  hills  at  this  present  with 
some  vagabones  like  himself;  and  I  '11  swear  it  all 
agin  him,  and  show  the  sojers  the  way  to  the  place 
where  he  is,  and  he  may  be  nabbed  as  aisy  as  kiss 
hand." 

"  Very  well ;  but  you  must  remain  in  custody  until 
you  prove  what  you  've  sworn  to." 

"  To  be  sure,  your  honour's  worship  ;   for  now  I  've 
no  business  to  be  seen  out  afther  tellin'  all  this, — 
and  I  'd  rather  be  in  the  jail  for  the  safety." 

"  You  shall  be  taken  every  care  of  after  you  return 
with  the  military  party  from  the  hills." 

"  God  bless  your  worship's  honour  !  sure  they  'd 
murdher  me  if  I  was  cotch  ;  but  suppose  they  did, 
itself,  my  conscience  is  aisier  than  it  was  for  many  a 
day,  afther  swarin'  the  thruth  agin  that  black  villain 
Regan." 

No  time  was  lost  by  Mr.  Dixon  in  summoning  a 
military  party  from  a  regiment  in  the  neighbourhood, 
to  make  a  capture  of  the  rebels.  This  detachment 
was  commanded  by  late  Ensign,  now  Captain  Daw, 
for  his  regiment  had  been  very  much  cut  up  during 
the  rebellion ;  and  Death  happening  to  make  his 
choice  from  among  the  sensible  men  of  the  corps, 
Daw  got  promotion.  In  addition  to  the  soldiers, 
some  of  the  yeomanry  cavalry,  under  the  command 
of  the  bold  Captain  Slink  (De  Lacy's  acquaintance), 
put  themselves  under  arms  to  assist  in  cutting  off  the 
retreat,  if  necessary,  of  any  fugitive  rebels  ;  and  the 
combined  forces  marched  for  the  mountain  pass, 
under  the  distinguished  guidance  of  Sawdherin'  Solo- 
mon. 


CHAPTER   XXXIX 

THE  ATTACK  ;  SHOWING  HOW  DIFFERENT  IS  THE 
CONDUCT  OF  SOLDIERS  AND  YEOMANRY,  in  THE 
BATTLE  AND  after  IT 

IT  was  one  of  the  wildest  passes  of  the  hills  the  in- 
surgents selected  for  their  stronghold.  It  chanced, 
on  the  day  the  military  party  marched  against  them, 
that  these  fellows  had  made  a  larger  muster  than  usual 
to  hold  a  council  on  their  affairs  ;  for  being  hemmed 
in  more  than  ordinary,  they  wanted  to  break  away 
from  their  present  cover,  and  take  up  a  position  in 
another  range  of  mountains  some  miles  distant.  They 
usually  kept  together  in  parties  of  three  or  four,  the 
more  easily  to  effect  concealment,  and  had  their  points 
of  occasional  meeting  understood  among  themselves ; 
but,  in  the  movement  they  projected,  it  was  necessary 
to  make  a  combined  effort,  and  for  such  a  purpose 
they  had.  met  in  this  pass,  which  Solomon  found  out 
to  be  the  spot  Regan  had  made  his  place  of  refuge. 

Living  the  hunted  life  they  did,  the  outlaws  exer- 
cised the  greatest  watchfulness  ;  and  on  this  day,  while 
the  majority  of  the  men  held  their  council  under  the 
screen  of  some  bold  rocks,  imbedded  in  heather,  there 
were  scouts  posted  at  such  points  as  commanded  a 
view  of  the  circumjacent  hills  and  the  country  below, 
to  give  the  alarm  in  case  of  the  approach  of  enemies. 
They  had  not  been  more  than  half  an  hour  in  con- 
clave, when  one  of  the  scouts  ran  in  and  told  them  he 
suspected  the  approach  of  the  military.  Every  man 


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was  on  his  legs  in  an  instant,  and  looked  to  the  prim- 
ing of  his  piece ;  for  they  were  all  well  armed,  and 
tolerably  provided  with  ammunition,  which  their 
friends  in  the  low-lands  contrived  to  procure  and 
leave  for  them  in  secret  appointed  places  :  in  this  way 
also  were  they  provisioned. 

Jack  Flannerty,  one  of  the  heroes  of  the  Folly,  as 
the  reader  may  remember,  and  Regan,  were  principal 
amongst  the  outlaws ;  so  they  went  forth  to  recon- 
noitre in  the  quarter  whence  the  scout  announced  the 
hostile  approach,  and,  after  some  ten  minutes'  obser- 
vation, were  enabled  to  discover  the  nature  of  their 
foes,  and  make  a  tolerable  guess  at  their  number. 
They  then  left  their  sentinel  still  on  the  watch,  and 
returned  to  the  main  body  of  the  men  to  communicate 
the  news  and  arrange  a  plan  of  defence. 

"  Are  they  yeos  l  or  reg'lars  ?  "  asked  one  of  the 
rebels. 

"  'Faith,  they  're  reg'lars,  sure  enough  ;  but  not 
over  twenty,  or  thereaway." 

"  That 's  as  much  as  we  are  ourselves." 

"Well,"  said  Flannerty;  "and  who  cares?  Sure 
we  have  the  advantage  o'  the  ground,  and  the  knowl- 
edge iv  it, —  and  that's  more  than  a  match  for  them. 
Never  mind  ;  if  we  don't  lick  them  :  we'll  sarve  them 
the  same  sauce  we  sarved  the  Anshint  Britons,  —  divil 
a  man  o'  thim  will  go  home  ! " 

"But  Regan  says  there  is  cavalthry  as  well." 

41  And  what  if  there  is?"  said  Flannerty;  "sup- 
posing it  was  rale  cavalthry,  what  good  are  they  up 
here  ?  — but  it  's  not ;  it 's  onlv  the  yeomanthry,  that 
you  might  bate  if  you  had  nothin'  but  sticks." 

Silence  now  ensued  for  a  few  minutes,  while  the 
men   watched  the  approach    of  the  soldiers  as  they 
wound  through  a  little  road   at  the  foot  of  the  hills. 
1  Yeomen  or  regular  troops. 


Rory  0 'More  437 

On  their  arriving  at  a  certain  point,  and  quitting  the 
road  for  a  path,  Regan  exclaimed,  "  See  that !  By  the 
'tarnal,  they  're  comin'  up  the  right  way  into  the  pass  ! 
Some  one  must  be  wid  'im  that  knows." 

"  What  will  we  do  now  ?  "  said  Flannerty  ;  u  we 
can't  have  a  slap  at  thim  over  the  bank  in  the  deep 
road  below." 

"  Thin  we  must  go  higher  up  the  pass,  Jack,  where 
the  cavalthry  can't  come  at  us,  and  murdher  the  sojers 
the  best  way  we  can." 

"  The  yeos  is  sticking  to  them  still." 

"  Well,  they  can't  come  beyant  the  grey  stones ; 
at  laste  they  won't,  you  may  be  sure,  for  they  are 
mighty  proud  of  a  whole  skin  :  they  '11  come  as  far  as 
they  have  a  road  behind  them  to  run  back,  but  divil 
a  taste  farther." 

In  a  few  minutes  more  the  horsemen  halted,  and  a 
seeming  consultation  ensued  between  the  officers ; 
after  which,  the  infantry  advanced  up  the  heights, 
which  became  more  steep  and  broken  every  hundred 
yards. 

"  Did  n't  I  tell  you  the  yeos  would  lave  the  busi- 
ness to  the  sojers  ?  Now,  boys,  do  you  all  fall  back 
higher  up  there  in  the  pass;  and,  though  you  lie  hid, 
keep  a  good  open,  all  o'  yiz,  for  the  muzzle  of  the 
gun,  and  a  sharp  eye  on  the  sojers ;  and  let  the  man 
that  is  farthest  up  the  pass  level  at  the  foremost  sojer, 
and  the  man  that  is  nighest  to  thim  at  the  hindmost, 
and  so  you  won't  throw  away  your  fire,  by  two  shoot- 
ing at  one  man  ;  and  we  '//  hide  here ;  just  six  iv  uz  : 
and  when  they  have  passed  about  forty  yards  or 
thereaway,  we  '11  slap  at  thim  in  the  rear,  and  that  '11 
make  thim  turn  ;  and  the  minit  you  see  thim  turn, 
put  the  fire  into  thim  immediantly  at  th'  other  side, 
and  you  '11  see  how  they  '11  stagger  !  Away  wid  you, 
boys!" 


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The  plan  was  instantly  put  in  practice ;  the  princi- 
pal part  of  the  outlaws  were  perched  on  each  side  of 
an  abrupt  and  very  narrow  rocky  gorge,  defying  any 
regular  assault,  of  troops,  and  admirably  suited  to  the 
purposes  of  the  marksman,  besides  affording  that  per- 
fect concealment  suited  to  a  surprise ;  while  Regan 
and  Jack  Flannerty,  with  four  of  the  most  desperate 
of  their  companions,  crouched  amongst  the  rocks  and 
heather  at  the  entrance  of  the  pass.  Jack  Flannerty 
had  his  eye  fixed  on  the  advancing  party  with  the 
eager  keenness  of  a  hound,  and  said  quickly  to  Regan, 
who  lay  beside  him,  "  Eook  for  a  minit ;  do  you  see 
nothing  among  the  sojers  remarkable?" 

Regan  was  not  so  sharp-sighted  as  his  companion, 
and  answered,  "  No." 

"  There  's  a  man  in  the  middle  o'  thim  that 's  not 
a  sojer,"  said  Flannerty  ;  u  whisht ! — by  the  'tarnal, 
it 's  that  owld  villain  Sawdherin'  Solomon!  " 

"Solomon  !"said  Regan,  looking  out  eagerly;  "so 
it  is,  —  the  gallows  owld  thraitor  !  " 

"  I  '11  shoot  him  through  the  grey  plottin'  head,  the 
villain,"  said  Flannerty,  "  when  I  fire." 

"  No,"  said  Regan,  who  thought  at  the  moment  of 
the  secret  of  the  tinker's  treasure  dying  with  him  : 
"  don't  shoot  him  —  we  '11  ketch  him  and  give  him  a 
death  fitter  for  a  thraitor  like  him  ;  don't  shoot  him, 
Jack." 

"  I  won't,  thin,"  said  Flannerty.  "  Whisht !  lie 
close,  boys  ;  they  're  comin'." 

The  party  of  soldiers  drew  near  the  pass,  with 
Solomon  in  the  centre,  who  urged  Captain  Daw  not 
to  march  his  men  in  a  body,  but  to  "  scatther  them," 
as  he  said ;  "  for  you  don't  know  how  'cute  these 
chaps  is  at  a  namplush" 

But  the  captain  thought  it  would  be  a  very  pretty 
story,  indeed,  if  it  ever  could  be  said  he  took  instruc- 


Rory  0' More  439 

tions  from  a  tinker  ;  so  on  he  went,  without  even  the 
precaution  of  a  couple  of  men  in  advance  or  in  the 
rear.  The  lieutenant  ventured  to  remark  to  the  cap- 
tain, that  the  gorge  they  were  going  to  enter  was  an 
ugly-looking  place,  and  asked,  should  he  send  a  couple 
of  men  forward. 

"  I  can  command  it,  sir,  if  I  think  it  necessary," 
said  the  bold  captain.  The  words  were  scarcely  out 
of  his  mouth,  when  the  discharge  of  the  half-dozen 
fowling-pieces  in  their  rear  knocked  over  as  many 
soldiers ;  the  men  instinctively  turned  to  fire  in  the 
direction  whence  the  shots  came,  but,  before  they 
pulled  a  trigger,  the  ambushed  party  in  the  gorge  put 
in  so  murderous  a  volley,  that  the  soldiers  were  quite 
staggered,  and  returned  it  almost  at  random.  Daw 
became  bewildered,  and  the  lieutenant  suggested  fall- 
ing back,  as  they  were  manifestly  entrapped  into  an 
ambuscade.  The  captain  gave  his  assent,  and  the 
men  very  willingly  went  to  the  right-about ;  but  here 
they  were  met  by  Flannerty  and  his  desperadoes,  who 
arose  from  their  places  of  concealment  with  a  wild 
shout,  which  was  answered  by  the  party  in  the  gorge ; 
Solomon  clung  closely  to  the  captain  when  he  saw 
Regan  amongst  the  assailants,  and  the  military  party 
began  to  retire  as  fast  as  they  might  in  tolerable  order. 
Regan,  seeing  Solomon  so  nearly  within  his  grasp, 
jumped  from  an  overhanging  rock,  and  rushing  upon 
him,  caught  hold  of  part  of  his  dress,  and  was  dragging 
him  back  from  the  captain,  of  whom  Solomon  kept 
an  iron  grip.  The  captain  fancied  this  was  an  at- 
tempt to  rescue  from  his  hands  the  old  rascal  who 
had  led  him  into  an  ambuscade,  and,  though  still  in 
bewilderment  from  the  suddenness  of  the  surprise  his 
party  had  sustained,  his  courage  would  not  brook 
such  an  insolent  attempt  at  defiance ;  and  turning 
boldly  on  Regan,  he  ran  him  through  the  body  with 


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440  Rory  O'More 

his  sword.  Regan  fell  with  a  sharp  gasping  cry,  and 
the  soldiers  came  to  a  rally  in  tolerable  order  when 
they  saw  their  captain  turn  and  defend  himself.  Re- 
gan, after  a  writhing  plunge  upon  the  ground,  raised 
himself  on  his  elbow  while  he  drew  a  pistol  from 
his  breast,  and  levelling  it  at  Solomon,  gasped  out, 
"  H — 11  to  your  sowl !  "  as  he  fired  it ;  but  his  aim 
was  untrue,  and  the  ball  intended  for  the  old  villain 
entered  the  head  of  poor  Daw,  who  measured  his 
length  on  the  heather.  Regan  grinned  like  a  demon 
upon  the  tinker,  who  stood  riveted  to  the  spot  in 
terror;  and  Shan  Dhu,  gurgling  up  the  words  "  Blast 
you  !  "  fell  back  to  speak  no  more. 

The  outlaws  in  the  mean  time  had  reloaded  their 
pieces ;  and  put  in  a  second  volley  which  committed 
dreadful  havoc.  This  destructive  fire  occurring  the 
moment  after  their  captain  fell,  the  soldiers  became 
panic-struck,  and  made  a  hurried  retreat. 

"  Come  along,  you  old  scoundrel  !  "  said  the  lieu- 
tenant, laying  hold  of  Solomon  by  the  collar,  and 
dragging  him  down  the  hill  as  he  hurried  after  his 
men.  The  rebels  pursued  the  fugitives  for  some 
minutes  ;  but  seeing  them  fall  back  upon  the  support 
of  the  yeomanry,  who  were  numerous,  they  returned 
to  their  mountain  fastness,  unwilling  to  hazard  the 
loss  of  the  success  they  had  already  achieved,  and 
which  to  them  at  this  moment  was  of  much  import- 
ance ;  for  it  would  enable  them,  under  the  alarm 
which  the  repulse  of  the  military  would  produce, 
to  retire  unmolested  from  their  present  hold  to  the 
stronger  chain  of  adjacent  mountains. 

When  the  soldiers  rallied  upon  the  support  of  the 
yeomanry,  the  lieutenant  addressed  Captain  Slink, 
and  requested  his  aid  in  returning  to  the  pass  :  but 
this  was  a  matter  the  yeomanry  captain  thought  worth 
thinking  of  twice;  as  the  rush  of  the  men  down  the 


Rory  O'More  441 


hill,  their  diminished  number,  their  wounds,  and  the 
blood  of  the  lieutenant  himself,  tinging  deeply  a 
handkerchief  he  bound  round  his  arm  as  he  made  his 
request,  appealed  strongly  to  a  certain  tender  Scrip- 
tural recollection  the  captain  had  about  "  his  days 
being  long  in  the  land  ;  "  for  though  he  had  no  father 
nor  mother  to  "  honour,"  inasmuch  as  the  former 
was  a  small  lord  of  great  patronage  who  quartered 
his  unacknowledged  relations  on  the  public  purse, 
and  his  mother,  therefore,  could  not  be  honoured,  yet 
as  the  land  had  something  worth  remaining  in,  for 
him,  he  thought  it  would  be,  in  more  ways  than  one, 
a  tempting  of  Providence  to  put  his  life  in  jeopardy  : 
besides,  as  the  captain  had  a  very  exalted  idea  of  the 
comfort  of  a  whole  skin,  he  considered  the  proposal 
of  the  lieutenant  one  of  those  wild  and  ill-tempered 
suggestions  a  beaten  man  will  sometimes  make  at  the 
moment  he  is  smarting  under  defeat. 

"  My  dear  sir,  don't  be  rash,"  said  the  captain  ; 
"  you  seem  to  have  had  a  very  warm  reception 
already." 

"  Yes,  d — n  them  !  "  said  the  lieutenant  bitterly  ; 
"  but  you  see  they  have  retired  upon  seeing  your 
support  of  us,  and  if  you  will  return  with  me  and  my 
remaining  men,  we  shall  chastise  these  rebel  rascals 
yet." 

"  I  really  cannot,  sir,  in  conscience,  risk  the  lives 
of  so  many  gentlemen." 

Here  one  of  the  corps  put  in  a  word  :  — 

"  I  'm  sure,  Captain  Slink,  if  you  think  it  right, 
we  are  all  very  ready." 

u  By  no  means,  gentlemen ;  your  courage  is  too 
well  known  to  require  any  proof  on  this  occasion ; 
and  I  'm  sure  it  would  only  be  making  a  sort  of 
unhandsome  reflection  on  the  conduct  of  the  gallant 
men  who  have  suffered  to-day,  if  we  were  to  admit 


442  Rory  O'More 

even  the  supposition  that  we  could  succeed  where 
they  have  failed." 

"  Sir,"  said  the  lieutenant,  "our  failure  was  attrib- 
utable solely  to  a  successful  ambuscade  prepared 
for  us." 

"  An  ambuscade !  "  exclaimed  the  captain  in  tri- 
umph :  "  my  dear  sir,  say  no  more ;  that 's  quite 
enough :  there  was  one  piece  of  advice  which  my 
friend,  Captain  Skurry,  of  the  Skurry  Horse,  used  to 
say  to  me,  — c  My  dear  Slink,  never  go  near  an 
ambuscade.  When  you  see  your  enemy  in  an  am- 
buscade, let  him  alone.  ' 

The  lieutenant  looked  at  the  captain  with  mingled 
feelings  of  contempt  and  wonder  at  his  cowardice  and 
ignorance,  and  only  added,  — 

u  Well,  sir;  I  shan't  ask  you  to  pursue  the  rebels; 
but  at  least  support  me  and  my  men  in  recovering 
the  body  of  our  captain  who  has  fallen  in  the  affair." 

"  Indeed,  upon  my  word  and  honour  I  won't ; 
that 's  the  very  place  them  rascally  rebels  would  be 
waiting  for  you  :  don't  think  I  '11  help  you  to  run  any 
more  risks  to-day." 

"  Sir,  I  don't  like  leaving  the  body  of  our  late 
commanding  officer  on  the  ground." 

"My  dear  sir,  what  harm  can  he  come  to,  and  he 
dead  ?  if  he  was  alive,  indeed." 

"  He  may  be,  sir,  although  he  has  fallen,"  said  the 
lieutenant. 

"  Not  he  indeed :  they  always  pike  every  body, 
them  vagabone  rebels,  the  minit  they  fall ;  I  know 
them  better  than  you,  sir." 

"  Even  as  a  point  of  honour,  sir,  I  do  not  like 
leaving  the  body  of  a  king's  officer  in  the  hands  of 
such  miscreants,  and  I  request  your  support." 

"  Oh,  if  you  talk  about  honour,  that  's  another 
affair ;  and  upon  my  honour,  if  it  was  a  point  of 


Rory  0' More  443 

honour,  I  would  be  as  ready  as  any  man  to  do  my 
outhermost  in  the  business  ;  and  if  we  were  fighting 
with  regular  troops,  the  real  thing,  you  know,  —  the 
Simon  Pure,  —  I  'd  do  all  that  could  be  done :  but 
you  see,  my  dear  sir,  these  dirty  blackguards  is  not  to 
be  treated  like  gentlemen,  and  I  would  not  indulge 
them  by  letting  them  see  they  gave  me  any  concern." 

The  lieutenant,  perceiving  it  was  useless  to  urge 
his  suit  any  further  in  this  quarter,  turned  to  his  men, 
and  said,  "  You  won't  leave  your  captain  behind  you, 
boys  ?  " 

The  men  returned  a  fierce  "  No  :  "  it  was  not  a 
cheer,  —  their  recent  defeat  had  taken  that  out  of 
them ;  but  given,  as  it  was,  with  something  between 
a  growl  and  a  bark,  there  was  the  tone  of  determina- 
tion in  it  which  assured  their  officer  in  leading  them 
once  more  up  the  pass. 

"  I  leave  this  old  scoundrel  in  your  care,"  said  he, 
to  the  yeomanry  captain  ;  "  you  can  take  care  of  him 
at  least  :  "  and,  with  this  contemptuous  farewell  to 
the  cavalry,  he  gave  the  word  "  Forward  !  " 

There  was  no  opposition  to  the  soldiers  in  their 
backward  march,  which  was  conducted  with  more 
caution  than  under  the  command  of  the  foolish  officer 
whose  rashness  had  caused  their  defeat,  and  whose 
life  had  paid  the  forfeit  of  his  indiscretion  :  he  still 
lay  where  he  had  fallen,  and  had  not  been  piked,  as  the 
heroic  yeomanry  captain  prophesied.  Nor  was  there 
any  savage  post  mortem  disfigurement  on  any  of  the 
fallen  soldiers.  "  We  cannot  remove  all  our  dead 
comrades  at  present,"  said  the  lieutenant,  "  but  let  us 
bear  home  our  captain  ;  "  and  the  remains  of  their 
former  commander  were  carried  back  by  the  brave 
fellows,  who  would  not  desert  him,  even  in  death,  to 
where  the  horsemen  still  awaited  them ;  and,  on 
rejoining  the  troop,  the  lieutenant  showed  no  inclina- 


444  Rory  0 'More 

tion  to  hold  any  further  converse  with  such  a  pack 
of  poltroons. 

But  the  captain  was  not  to  be  put  off  so  :  he  con- 
gratulated him  on  recovering  the  body  of  Captain 
Daw,  as  they  marched  homewards ;  and,  in  answer 
to  the  lieutenant's  remark  that  the  rebels  had  not 
piked  a  fallen  enemy,  he  replied  it  must  have  been  in 
consequence  of  their  having  seen  his  corps  of  yeo- 
manry so  near,  which  forced  them  to  a  precipitate 
retreat.  "  For  I  assure  you,  sir,  they  dread  us  ex- 
ceedingly :  we  flog  and  hang  the  rascals  every  day 
we  catch  them ;  and  I  will  say,  without  fear  of  con- 
tradiction, that  our  corps  has  done  more  in  the  pitch- 
cap  and  tar  and  feathering  line  than  any  other  in 
Ireland." 

"Very  likely,  sir,"  said  the  lieutenant  coldly. 

"  But  in  this  instance,  —  the  affair  of  to-day,  I 
mean, — you  know  I  would  not  have  been  justified 
in  any  rash  or  hasty  movement ;  life,  sir,  —  life  is  a 
precious  thing,  —  life  is  a  thing  not  to  be  trifled  with, 
particularly  by  one  of  his  majesty's  justices  of  the 
peace,  who  has  such  matters  in  charge." 

"  As  far  as  you  are  concerned,  sir,"  said  the  lieu- 
tenant, "  I  am  sure  it  will  be  taken  every  care  of." 

"  Certainly,  sir :  I  respect  the  laws,  and  life  and 
property  ;  —  and  why  should  n't  I  ?  By-the-by,  if 
you  come  over  to  my  place  any  day,  nothing  would 
give  me  greater  pleasure :  there  is  always  something 
ready,  and  soldiers  are  not  particular;  pot-luck  is 
always  open  to  you  at  Slinkstown,  and  you  shall  have 
a  skinful  of  claret  at  all  events." 

All  these  proffered  civilities  of  the  hero,  who 
wanted  to  court  the  soldier's  favour,  were  but  coldly 
received  by  the  lieutenant,  whose  contempt  for  his 
cowardice  was  too  great  to  be  so  easily  overcome ; 
and  the  captain  had  the  conversation  very  much  to 


Rory  O'More  445 

himself  as  they  made  their  way  to  the  low-lands. 
There,  meeting  a  peasant  driving  his  horse  and  car 
laden  with  unthrashed  corn,  the  warlike  justice  of 
the  peace  stopped  him,  and  declaring  the  fatigue  of 
carrying  home  the  captain's  body  too  much  for  the 
soldiers,  ordered  the  peasant  to  back  and  unload  his 
car,  and  bear  the  body  to  the  town,  which  was  the 
contrary  direction  to  that  in  which  he  was  going. 

u  What  am  I  to  do  with  the  corn,  your  honour  ?  " 
said  the  peasant  timidly. 

"  Back  it  down  on  the  road-side  there,"  was  the 
answer. 

The  poor  peasant  scarcely  ventured  to  look  as  if  he 
thought  it  hard  to  throw  down  his  corn  in  the  open 
road,  much  less  dare  to  speak  an  objection  to  the 
order ;  and  unloosing  the  cords  which  bound  the  pro- 
duce of  his  toil  to  his  car  that  was  bearing  it  to 
market,  he  was  obliged  to  scatter  his  little  harvest  on 
the  highway,  and  waste  that  which  God  had  given  to 
the  living,  for  the  service  of  the  dead. 

The  lieutenant  had  remonstrated  against  this  meas- 
ure but  the  justice  was  inexorable. 

The  body  of  the  captain  was  laid  on  the  car,  a 
sheaf  of  corn  being  strewn  beneath  him  ;  —  strange 
association  of  the  sword  and  the  ploughshare  ! 

The  car  having  been  thus  appropriated,  the  party 
moved  onward  ;  and  the  lieutenant's  moodiness  hav- 
ing increased,  the  justice  addressed  him  in  a  cheering 
tone :  — 

"  Come,  sir,  don't  be  down-hearted  :  't  is  a  sad 
sight,  to  be  sure,  to  see  your  comrade  going  home 
stiff;  but  at  the  same  time,  lieutenant,  remember 
promotion  is  the  life  and  soul  of  the  army,  and  this 
will  be  a  step  for  you." 

Such  a  remark,  with  the  dead  body  of  his  fallen 
comrade  before  him,  was  so  disgusting,  that  the 


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soldier  made  no  reply,  rather  than  the  one  which  his 
feelings  would  have  prompted  :  so  the  justice  pro- 
ceeded :  — 

"Very  natural:  "of  course  you'd  be  sorry  for  a 
brother  officer,  you  '11  miss  him  at  mess  to-day.  By- 
the-by,  the  last  time  I  saw  him  at  dinner  was  at 
Slinkstown ;  he  had  his  legs  under  my  mahogany 
last  week,  poor  fellow  !  it 's  oak  they  '11  be  under 
next." 

With  a  running  fire  of  such  sentimental  conversa- 
tion, did  the  noble  captain  persecute  the  lieutenant  on 
their  march  ;  and,  when  his  sentiment  became  ex- 
hausted, he  took  a  turn  on  military  affairs. 

"  By-the-by,  in  the  midst  of  our  engagement,  I 
forgot  to  ask  you  exactly  how  this  d — d  affair  took 
place  to-day.  Strange  mistake  of  poor  Daw  to  let 
himself  be  trapped  :  an  ambuscade,  you  say  ?  " 

"  Yes." 

"  Ah,  no  good  military  man  ever  gets  into  an 
ambuscade :  as  my  friend  Captain  Skurry  used  to  say, 
4  The  moment  you  see  your  enemy  in  an  ambush, 
have  nothing  to  do  with  him.'  Poor  Daw  !  —  very 
rash." 

"  He  certainly  was  not  a  coward"  said  the  lieuten- 
ant, in  a  tone  that  might  have  touched  a  nicer  sense 
of  hearing  than  Captain  Slink's  ;  "  and,  as  for  his  im- 
prudence in  this  affair,  the  blame  is  very  much  les- 
sened, when  we  remember  he  was  led  into  the  snare 
by  the  very  person  on  whom  he  relied  for  guidance." 

"  How  do  you  mean  r  " 

"  I  mean  that  old  scoundrel,  in  advance  there 
among  my  men,  led  us  into  the  trap." 

"  You  don't  mean  to  say  the  tinkering  vagabon' 
played  false  ?  " 

"  I  do  though." 

w  My    dear    sir,    why    did  n't    you    tell    me    this 


Rory  O'More  447 

before  ? "  Then,  raising  his  tone  to  the  pitch  of 
military  command,  he  cried  "  Halt !  "  The  party 
obeyed,  "  Why  did  n't  you  tell  me  this  sooner  ? 
and  I  would  have  hanged  the  old  villain  on  the  spot : 
however,  we  can  do  it  now.  —  I  say,  you  old  scoun- 
drel !  "  cried  he  to  Solomon  ;  "  come  here,  you  d — d 
rebel  ?  you  treacherous  tinkering  traitor!  " 

Solomon  looked  round  in  much  alarm  at  the  tone 
of  this  address ;  and  when  he  saw  the  menacing 
actions  which  accompanied  the  words,  his  heart  sank 
within  him. 

"  Get  that  rope  ready,"  said  the  justice,  pointing  to 
the  one  which  had  secured  the  load  of  corn  to  the 
car. 

"  You  don't  mean  to  hang  the  man  now  ?  "  said 
the  lieutenant. 

"  Don't  I  ?  "  said  Captain  Slink  ;  "  he  's  not  the 
first  I  've  hanged  at  a  short  notice,  nor  won't  be 
the  last,  please  God  !  —  that 's  the  way  to  quiet  the 
country." 

"  I  think  it  will  be  better  to  march  him  into  the 
town,  and  give  him  a  court-martial  before  he 's 
hanged  :  he  deserves  hanging  certainly,  and  I  have 
no  doubt  will  be  hanged,  but  it  will  be  more  regular 
to  try  him  first." 

"  Pooh  !  "  said  the  justice,  "  try  him  indeed  !  we  'II 
try  if  he 's  proof  against  hemp,  —  that's  the  way  to 
try  rebels." 

All  this  time  Solomon  stood  trembling  and  unable 
to  speak ;  but  when  two  of  the  yeomanry  corps  ad- 
vanced to  lay  hands  on  him,  he  made  a  gasping  cry 
for  mercy,  and,  having  once  gained  the  power  of 
speech,  addressed  the  lieutenant,  and  appealed  to  him 
for  protection.  "  Sure,  what  would  you  hang  me 
for  ?  did  n't  I  bring  you  to  the  place  ? " 

"  The  less  you  say  the  better,"  said  the  lieutenant : 


448  Rory  O'More 

"you  brought  us  into  an  ambuscade,  and  you  must 
answer  for  it ;  but  you  shall  have  a  court-martial." 

"  I  '11  hang  him  on  the  spot,"  said  the  captain. 

"  I  request  you  will  not  be  precipitate,  sir,"  said 
the  lieutenant. 

"  Oh  Lord  !  oh  Lord  !  "  screamed  Solomon  ;  "  and 
sure,  did  n't  you  see  that  they  cotch  me,  and  wanted 
to  murdher  me  for  bringin'  you  on  thim  ?  " 

"  They  caught  you,  certainly,"  said  the  lieutenant, 
"  to  get  you  out  of  my  hands  when  you  had  betrayed 
us  :  and  it  was  in  preventing  your  rescue  our  captain 
fell.  So,  say  no  more  about  your  innocence  :  but  you 
shall  not  die  here  ;  you  shall  have  a  fair  trial  before  a 
court-martial." 

"  I  say,  he  shall  die  on  this  spot ! "  said  the  justice. 

"  I  would  beg  to  represent  to  you,  sir,  that  this 
man  is  the  prisoner  of  my  party;  and  as  you  have 
had  no  share  in  the  loss,  I  think  you  are  premature 
in  the  punishment.  Let  the  man  be  tried  :  I  have 
no  doubt  he  will  be  condemned  to  death  ;  but  let  him 
have  at  least  a  trial." 

u  You  say  yourself  he  deserves  hanging,  —  and, 
by  the  living  G — d  !  I  '11  hang  him  up  like  a  dog." 

u  Suppose,  sir,  I  don't  choose  to  give  him  up  to 
you  ?  " 

"I  tell  you  what  it  is,  sir!  "  said  Slink,  whose 
savagery  increased  whenever  he  could  sniff  blood  with 
impunity  —  "  you  seem  to  have  been  taking  airs  on 
yourself  all  day,  and  forget  I  am  a  magistrate,  and 
that  it  is,  in  fact,  under  my  authority  you  are  acting 
at  this  minute ;  and  I  warn  you,  sir,  on  pain  of  my 
complaint  against  you  to  your  commanding  officer, 
not  to  interfere  with  me  in  this  affair." 

All  this  time  Solomon,  whose  face  was  the  colour 
of  death,  was  trembling  between  the  two  yeomen, 
and  faintly  mumbling,  "  Oh,  God  !  —  Lord,  be  mer- 


Rory  0' More  449 

ciful  to  me  !  "  and  other  such  ejaculations  ;  and  by 
one  of  those  strange  and  lightning  touches  of  thought 
which  bring  before  us  the  scene  we  least  expect,  he 
reverted  to  his  meeting  with  Mary  O  'More  the 
night  before,  when  she  adjured  him  by  his  grey  hairs 
not  to  deceive  her,  and  said,  "  Old  man,  you  're  not  far 
off  the  grave  !  "  The  remembrance  came  upon  him 
like  the  sound  of  a  passing-bell,  and  from  that  instant 
he  gave  himself  up  for  lost,  and  only  begged  for  the 
love  of  God  they  would  not  hang  him  without  letting 
him  see  a  priest. 

"  Oh,  let  me  have  a  priest !  "  cried  the  trembling 
old  sinner. 

"  I  wish  we  had  one  here,"  said  Slink,  "  and  I  'd 
hang  him  beside  you  with  pleasure !  " 

The  lieutenant,  as  the  last  argument,  represented 
there  was  no  place  whereon  to  hang  the  old  man,  as 
the  justice  would  have  it  so;  but  to  this  Captain 
Slink  replied,  — 

"  That 's  all  you  know  about  it !  Now  I  '11  give 
you  a  lesson  in  hanging  may  be  useful  to  you  yet, 
if  you  're  in  a  hurry,  as  I  am  now,  to  get  rid  of  a 
rebel." 

"  I  'm  no  rebel  !  the  God  that  hears  me  knows 
I  never  was  a  rebel  !  "  faltered  the  old  tinker  —  and 
it  was  one  of  the  few  truths  he  had  ever  uttered. 

"  Unyoke  that  car,"  said  Justice  Slink  :  "  take  the 
captain's  body  off,  and  lay  it  beside  the  ditch,  till  we 
finish  this  business.  Do  your  duty,  Scroggins,"  said 
he  to  the  trumpeter  of  his  troop  who  was  a  ruffianly 
dependant  of  his;  and,  nothing  loth,  the  gentle 
Scroggins  whipped  the  noose  of  the  car-rope  round 
the  withered  neck  of  old  Solomon,  who  screamed  as 
he  felt  his  head  within  the  loop. 

"  Turn  up  the  car,"  said  the  justice. 

The  vehicle  was  thrown  back  on  its  end,  and  the 


450  Rory  O'More 

shafts  thus  became  sufficiently  elevated  to  give  a 
purchase  for  the  fatal  rope  across  the  back-band ;  and 
as  the  coward  captain  cried,  "Away  with  him  !  "  the 
unfortunate  tinker  was  dragged  screaming  to  the 
impromptu  gallows,  and  his  cries  were  only  smothered 
in  the  writhing  twirl  with  which  he  swung  upwards 
to  his  death. 

The  yeomanry  corps  gave  a  shout ;  but  the  soldiers 
looked  on  in  silence,  and  the  lieutenant  in  disgust. 

"  It  will  be  soon  over,"  said  Justice  Slink,  "  and 
then  you  can  have  the  car  again  for  the  conveyance 
of  the  captain." 

u  Sir,"  said  the  lieutenant  indignantly,  '•'•your  gal- 
lows shall  never  be  the  resting-place  of  a  soldier  ! 
Take  up  your  captain,  boys,"  added  he  to  his  men, 
who  obeyed  at  the  word,  and,  glad  to  escape  from  the 
scene  of  atrocity  which  was  enacting,  they  turned 
from  the  yeomanry  in  the  midst  of  their  gibbeting 
glory,  and  gladly  heard  the  word  "  March  !  '  from 
the  lieutenant. 

"  That  fellow 's  disaffected,  though  he  wears  the 
king's  cloth,"  said  Slink,  pointing  after  the  lieutenant 
when  he  was  out  of  hearing  ;  "  and  by  G — d  !  I  '11 
report  him  to  the  commanding  officer." 

"  It  would  be  only  right,"  was  answered  by  several 
of  the  corps. 

"  Things  are  come  to  a  pretty  pass  indeed,  when 
we  are  to  be  left  unsupported  by  the  military  in  the 
discharge  of  our  duty,  and  endeavouring  to  pacify  the 
country  !  " 

"  How  d — d  hard  that  old  rascal's  dying;  — your 
hand 's  out,  Scroggins,  to-day." 

"  He 's  a  tough  old  thief,"  said  Scroggins. 

"  Give  him  another  pull,  or  he  '11  keep  us  here  all 
day,"  said  the  justice;  "and  it's  beginning  to  rain, 
there  's  no  fun  in  getting  wet  to  see  a  tinker 


Rory  O'More  451 

hanging.  D — n  him!  he  will  never  die!  —  better 
finish  him  at  once,  and  ride  home.  — Stand  aside, 
Scroggins,"  added  the  captain  as  he  drew  a  pistol 
from  his  holster  ;  "  we  can't  wait  till  he  's  dead,  and 
we  must  n't  leave  unfinished  work  behind  us."  And 
levelling  his  pistol  as  he  spoke,  he  fired  at  the  still 
writhing  body  of  the  old  man,  whose  mortal  agonies 
terminated  with  the  short  muscular  jerk  which  the 
bullet  of  Justice  Slink  produced  as  it  passed  through  a 
vital  part,  and  down  dropped  the  legs  of  the  suspended 
victim  in  the  rigidness  of  death. 

"  Fall  in  !  "  said  the  captain  to  his  troop  as  he  re- 
turned his  pistol  to  the  holster;  and  the  order  of 
march  was  resumed  when  those  who  had  dismounted 
regained  their  saddles. 

The  peasant  whose  car  had  been  thus  polluted,  and 
who  stood  in  speechless  horror  at  the  merciless  act  he 
was  forced  to  witness,  now  took  ofF  his  hat,  and  in  the 
tone  of  humblest  humility  said,  "  Plaze  your  honour, 
won't  your  honour  be  plazed  to  ordher  the  dead  man 
to  be  taken  down  ?  " 

"  Take  him  down  yourself,"  said  the  justice ;  u  he 
won't  do  you  any  harm.''  And  giving  the  word  to 
his  troop,  away  they  rode,  leaving  the  peasant  looking 
after  them  in  horror-stricken  wonder  how  men  could 
be  such  monsters. 

When  a  bend  of  the  road  had  shut  out  the  horse- 
men from  his  sight,  he  turned  with  a  feeling  of  loath- 
ing to  where  their  victim  was  hanging  between  the 
shafts  of  the  car,  which  industry  had  dedicated  to  the 
offices  of  peace,  and  had  been  laden  with  the  fruits 
of  plenty,  but  now  bore  the  harvest  of  death. 

The  very  thought  of  touching  the  body  was  revolt- 
ing to  him,  and  he  stood  gazing  on  the  horrid  sight 
motionless  as  the  object  that  appalled  him. 

And  there  hung  the  old  tinker,  the  end  of  his  wily 


452  Rory  O'More 

and  worthless  life  being  a  violent  death  ;  and  though 
many  of  his  deeds  were  worthy  of  capital  punishment, 
he  died  at  last  on  suspicion  of  one  of  the  few  crimes 
he  had  never  committed. 

While  the  peasant  was  still  undecided  as  to  how  he 
should  act,  he  perceived  a  traveller  approaching, — 
not  a  traveller  of  high  degree,  but  one  from  whom  he 
might  expect  sympathy  and  assistance,  for  his  bundle 
suspended  at  his  back  from  a  stick  over  his  shoulder 
declared  him  to  be  of  his  own  class.  As  he  ap- 
proached, the  farmer  was  startled  at  tracing  in  his 
person  the  outlines  of  an  old  acquaintance,  and  ex- 
claimed, "  God  be  good  to  me !  but  if  ever  he  was 
alive  in  this  world,  it 's  Rory  O'More  !  " 

The  traveller  still  advanced  ;  and  as  he  approached, 
his  attention  became  riveted  by  the  appalling  sight 
that  crossed  his  path,  and  he  heeded  not  the  peasant 
when  he  came  to  a  stand  before  the  suspended  body, 
until  his  wonder  and  horror  had  been  so  far  recovered 
as  to  turn  his  eyes  upon  the  living  with  an  expression 
of  inquiry  in  their  silent  gaze,  which  was  met  by  one 
of  a  similar  expression  on  the  part  of  him  he  looked 
upon.  For  a  few  seconds  the  two  men  stood  in 
silence :  the  traveller  was  the  first  to  speak. 

"  Why,  thin,  don't  you  know  me,  Coghlan  ?  " 

"  May  the  Lord  save  us,  thin  !  and  is  it  you  that 's 
in  it  ? "  said  the  farmer. 

"  Who  else  would  it  be  ?  " 

"Why,  thin,  Rory  O'More,  is  that  yourself?  " 

"  Don't  you  see  it 's  myself  ?  " 

"  By  the  blessed  light !  I  did  n't  know  whether  it 
was  you,  or  your  appearance l  only  :  sure,  we  thought 
you  wor  dead.  Oh,  (^ueen  of  Heaven  !  and  where 
wor  you  ever  sence  ?  " 

"  Sence  when  ?  " 

*  Apparition. 


Rory  0' More  453 

"  Sence  your  disappearance  —  God  bless  my  sowl ! : 

"  Oh,  you  mane  when  the  vagabones  tuk  me  away." 

"  What  vagabones  ?  " 

"  Oh,  you  don't  know  about  it !  —  I  forgot.  But 
will  you  tell  me " 

"Stop  now,"  said  the  farmer.  "Tell  me  God's 
thruth,  and  is  it  yourself,  Rory,  in  airnest  ?  for  it 's  as 
grate  a  surprise  to  me  as  if  you  kem  from  the  dead." 

"  Give  us  your  fist,"  said  Rory,  advancing  to  take 
the  farmer's  hand,  which  was  almost  withdrawn  in 
doubt  of  the  mortal  identity  of  the  form  that  stood 
before  him ;  but  the  warm  shake  of  Rory's  hand  dis- 
pelled his  misgivings,  and  Rory  then  said, — 

"  In  the  name  o'  God  what 's  this  I  see  ?  "  and  he 
pointed  to  the  gallows. 

"  Why,  what 's  so  wondherful  in  it  ?  Sure,  they 
hang  any  one  they  like." 

"  Who  ?  "  said  Rory  in  wild  wonder. 

"  Ah,  I  forgot  you  wor  away  all  this  time,"  said 
the  farmer;  "and,  indeed,  well  for  you  !  for  they  're 
bad  times  for  poor  Ireland." 

"  Sure,  I  heerd  they  wor  throubled  times,"  said 
Rory  ;  "  but  I  thought  it  was  all  over  now." 

"  So  it  is,"  said  the  farmer  despondingly.  u  It  's 
all  over,  sure  enough  :  and  we  're  down  intirely." 

"  And  if  it 's  all  over,  what 's  this  for  ?  "  said  Rory, 
pointing  to  the  dead  man. 

"  Oh,  that 's  nothin',"  said  the  farmer  with  a  long- 
drawn  sigh. 

"Nothing!"  exclaimed  Rory.  "Is  it  nothing, 
you  say,  to  hang  a  man  in  the  open  road  and  lave  him 
there  like  a  scarecrow." 

"  Throth,  that 's  but  the  sweepings  o'  the  barn,  Rory 
avic.  Oh,  but  your  heart  would  bleed  if  you  knew 
how  many  is  dead  and  gone  sence  you  wor  here ! " 

From  the  melancholy  tone  of  the  peasant's  manner, 


454  Rory  O'More 

Rory's  apprehension  applied  to  it  a  meaning  touching 
himself,  and  clasping  his  hands,  he  said,  with  the 
urgency  of  terror  in  his  manner,  "  My  mother  and 
Mary  !  —  for  God's  sake  tell  me  thruth !  " 

"  They  're  safe,"  said  the  peasant. 

"  And  Kathleen  Regan  ?  " 

"  Safe  too,  Rory." 

"  Thank  God  !  "  exclaimed  Rory  ;  and  the  tears 
sprang  to  his  eyes  at  this  sudden  transition  from  alarm 
to  security. 

When  he  recovered  iiis  tranquillity,  the  peasant  re- 
lated the  circumstances  of  Solomon's  death,  and  be- 
sought Rory  to  assist  him  in  taking  down  the  corse 
from  where  the  hangman  had  left  it. 

The  revolting  task  was  performed ;  and  as  they 
had  no  immediate  means  of  sepulture  within  their 
reach,  all  they  could  do  was  to  lay  the  body  in  the 
adjoining  field ;  and  the  peasant  once  more  yoked  his 
horse  to  the  car,  which  he  expressed  the  utmost  loath- 
ing to  use  again. 

"  But  what  can  I  do  ?  "  said  he.  "  I  'm  too  poor 
to  give  it  up ;  and  sure,  the  blame  is  theirs,  and  not 
mine.  But,  wid  all  that,  I  can't  help  rememberin'  it 
was  made  a  gallows  of:  and  here's  the  mark  o' 
murdher  on  it !  "  added  the  peasant,  with  the  ex- 
pression of  disgust  on  his  countenance,  as  he  took  up 
a  handful  of  straw  and  endeavoured  to  rub  from  the 
body  of  the  car  a  few  drops  of  blood  which  had 
trickled  from  the  wound  the  pistol  shot  produced. 

After  a  few  more  words  were  exchanged  between 
the  peasants,  they  bade  a  melancholy  farewell  to  each 
other ;  and  with  a  low-toned  "  God  speed  you  ! ' 
which,  however,  implied,  in  the  fervency  with  which 
it  was  uttered,  that  they  had  need  of  Heaven's  special 
protection,  they  parted  and  each  went  his  separate 
way. 


CHAPTER  XL 

IN  WHICH  RORY  SEEKS  HIS  HOME  BUT  FINDS  IT  NOT 

IT  was  with  a  feeling  of  oppression  at  his  heart 
that  Rory  parted  from  his  newly-found  acquain- 
tance. What  he  had  seen  and  taken  part  in  was 
enough  to  influence  the  feelings  of  a  less  susceptible 
person ;  meeting  such  an  incident  almost  on  the 
threshold  of  his  home  chilled  the  warm  tide  of  antici- 
pation which  had  borne  him  onwards  in  beguilement 
upon  his  return  to  his  native  place.  But  his  mother 
and  sister,  and  the  girl  of  his  heart,  he  was  told,  were 
safe  and  well;  which  consoled  him  in  the  midst  of 
all  else  that  might  grieve :  and  yet,  though  knowing 
this,  Rory  was  not  as  happy  as  he  had,  been  before  he 
encountered  the  hateful  scene  he  had  left  —  as  when, 
only  in  the  hopefulness  of  his  own  nature,  he  felt  at 
the  end  of  a  long  journey  every  mile  shorter  that 
brought  him  nearer  to  his  home. 

Then,  as  he  remembered  the  peasant's  alarmed 
wonder  at  seeing  him,  and  the  supposition  he  implied 
to  be  a  general  one  —  namely,  that  be  was  dead,  he 
fell  into  a  train  of  painful  thought  at  the  notion  of 
how  much  his  mother  and  sister  must  have  suffered 
at  his  absence.  This  made  him  resolve  also  to 
approach  the  cottage  cautiously  ;  and  in  case  chance 
did  not  throw  in  his  way  some  means  of  acquainting 
those  he  loved  with  his  return,  he  cast  about  in  his 
own  mind  how  he  might  let  them  know  it  with  the 
least  possible  surprise,  should  he  himself  be  the  person 

VOL.   II.  —  13 


456  Rory  O'More 

to  inform  them.  "  I  must  purtend  to  be  a  beggar,  or 
somethin'  that  way,  and  alther  my  voice,  and  spake 
like  an  owld  man,  and  stoop  and  hobble,  and  all  to 
that,  and  ask  them  for  charity,  and  so  let  them  know 
by  degrees." 

In  the  revolving  such  schemes  as  these  did  Rory 
pursue  the  road  homewards,  and  at  last  a  distant  gleam 
of  the  river  beside  his  native  hills  was  like  sunshine 
to  his  heart,  and  he  stretched  forward  at  a  brisker 
pace,  to  lessen  the  distance  between  him  and  the  little 
boreen,  and  the  hazel  hedges  and  the  cottage  which 
had  so  often  appeared  to  him  in  his  dreams  while  he 
was  away ;  and  it  was  not  long  until  the  lane  and  the 
hedges  were  in  sight,  and  Rory  ran  forward,  hurried 
on  by  the  fervour  of  his  feelings.  When  he  turned 
into  the  lane,  he  crept  close  to  the  hedge ;  and  while 
his  heart  thumped  at  his  .side  with  eagerness,  he 
approached  stealthily  towards  the  cottage,  lest  his 
sudden  appearance  might  produce  alarm;  and  as  he 
got  near  the  end  of  the  lane,  where  the  view  of  his 
native  hut  should  soon  be  open  to  him,  he  paused  for 
a  few  minutes  to  endeavour  to  overcome  the  choking 
sensation  of  anxiety  which  almost  suffocated  him,  and 
made  him  tremble  from  head  to  foot.  At  last  he 
determined  on  approaching  the  house  and  making 
himself  known  as  cautiously  as  he  could  ;  and  emerg- 
ing from  the  shelter  of  the  hazels,  he  walked  forward 
the  few  paces  that  opened  upon  him  the  gable  end 
of  his  little  cottage.  A  few  paces  more,  and  its  front 
would  be  revealed  :  but  what  a  shock  for  the  heart 
of  the  poor  wanderer  was  there !  Instead  of  the 
warm  thatch  he  had  left  behind,  the  other  naked 
gable  stood  staring  coldly  against  the  sky,  and  two 
or  three  ragged  rafters  crossed  each  other  irregularly, 
their  charred  blackness  too  plainly  telling  the  fate 
that  had  befallen  the  spot  of  his  nativity. 


Rory  0' More  457 

He  was  petrified  with  horror  at  the  sight,  and  for 
a  few  seconds  the  very  stones  on  which  he  gazed 
were  not  more  senseless  than  he. 

.  On  recovering  himself,  he  approached  the  murky 
ruin  in  hurried  and  unequal  steps,  occasionally  stop- 
ping and  exclaiming  in  a  tone  of  the  deepest  agony, 
"  Oh,  God  !  "  He  walked  round  and  round  it  as  if 
he  dreaded  to  enter  the  blackened  walls ;  but  at 
length  he  crossed  the  threshold,  and  the  aspect  of 
cold  loneliness  where  he  had  left  warmth  and  com- 
panionship, fell  like  an  avalanche  upon  his  heart,  and 
a  long-drawn  groan  was  all  he  could  utter. 

After  the  lapse  of  a  few  minutes,  he  turned  round 
with  a  bewildered  eye.  His  look  fell  upon  the  hearth 
where  wet  weeds  were  now  growing,  and  the  image 
of  decay  in  that  place  of  comfort  smote  him  so  touch- 
ingly  that  he  burst  into  tears  and  wept  profusely  :  it 
relieved  the  heart  which  was  full  nigh  to  bursting, 
and  speech,  hitherto  frozen,  thawed  at  the  melting 
touch  of  tenderness. 

"  And  the  fire  is  not  there  !  —  and  where  are  they 
that  sat  beside  it  ?  Where  are  they  ?  —  Oh,  my 
God  !  my  God  !  my  heart  will  break  !  And  he  towld 
me  they  were  well.  Oh,  why  did  he  desaive  me  ! 
Poor  fellow,  poor  fellow  !  maybe  he  had  n't  the  heart 
to  tell  me.  Och  hone  !  och  hone  !  and  is  this  what 
I  'm  come  home  to !  Mother,  mother,  where  are 
you  !  Mary  dear,  where  can  I  find  you  !  or  are  you 
gone  too,  and  am  I  alone  within  my  own  walls,  with 
nothing  but  the  grass  on  my  threshold  !  Oh,  father, 
father !  the  gravestone  over  you  is  not  so  bleak  as 
these  blackened  walls  to  me  !  Here,  where  I  was 
nursed  and  reared,  and  grew  up  in  love  and  tendher- 
ness ;  here,  to  have  worse  than  a  grave  to  come  to  ! 
Oh,  well  for  me  if  I  had  died,  and  had  never  seen 
this  day !  " 


458  Rory  O'More 

He  threw  himself  passionately  against  the  ruins 
and  wept  convulsively. 

After  some  moments  of  this  vehement  grief  he 
looked  once  rhore  upon  the  roofless  walls  around  him, 
and  an  expression  of  intense  agony  again  passed  over 
his  countenance  as  he  excla;med,  "  Oh,  my  Kathleen, 
and  where  are  you  !  are  you  too  without  a  house  and 
home,  and  a  wandherer  on  the  world  !  And  is  the 
heart  that  adores  you  only  come  back  to  break  over 
your  ruined  cabin,  or  maybe,  your  grave !  Oh, 
bitther  was  the  day  I  was  forced  from  you,  to  lave 
you,  without  the  heart  to  love  and  the  hand  to  guard 
you  !  Och  hone  !  och  hone  !  my  life  's  a  load  to  me 
if  thim  I  love  has  come  to  harm  !  And  where  am  I 
to  turn  ?  — where  am  I  to  find  thim  ?  I  'm  a  sthranger 
on  the  spot  I  was  born,  and  the  fire  o'  my  own  hearth 
is  quenched." 

Again  he  looked  on  the  ruined  cabin,  the  fragments 
of  charred  rafters,  and  the  thick-growing  weeds  ;  and 
though  the  sight  made  his  blood  run  cold,  yet  he 
could  not  leave  the  spot:  still  he  lingered  there,  mak- 
ing some  fresh  outpouring  of  his  bitter  grief  as  some 
new  association  was  stirred  within  his  mind.  At 
length  he  left  the  desolated  spot,  and  returned  with  a 
melancholy  step  up  the  little  boreen ;  and  after  some 
minutes  of  consideration,  determined  on  seeking 
Phelim  O'Flanaghan,  to  learn  from  him  the  extent 
of  misfortune  which  had  befallen  all  those  who  were 
dear  to  him. 

He  found  old  Phelim  at  home ;  and  the  surprise  of 
the  poor  schoolmaster  was  extreme  at  the  appearance 
of  Rory.  The  first  moment  of  alarm  (for  such  his 
emotion  amounted  to)  being  past,  he  hugged  him,  and 
wept,  and  prayed,  and  thanked  God  for  the  restoration 
of  his  own  boy,  as  he  called  him,  over  and  over  again. 
Rory's  instant  inquiries  for  his  mother  and  sister,  and 


Rory  O'More  459 

Kathleen  were  answered  satisfactorily  ;  and  the  poor 
fellow  dropped  on  his  knees,  in  acknowledgment  of 
Heaven's  mercies. 

"  Oh,  Phelim !  a  Turk  would  have  pitied  me," 
said  Rory,  "  when  I  got  the  first  sight  of  the  cabin  all 
tatthered  to  pieces,  and  the  rafthers  blackened  with 
the  fire !  " 

"  'Faith,  he  would  be  a  Turk,  for  sartin,  if  he  did  n't, 
—  the  barbarian  savage  of  the  Arawbian  deserts  might 
be  enlightened  with  a  tindher  touch  of  pity  for  your 
sufferin's  :  for  though  he  has  no  house  nor  home 
himself,  sure,  it  'ud  be  unnatharal  if  he  would  n't  feel 
the  loss  of  it  for  another,  —  for  though  he  lives  in  the 
sands,  by  all  accounts,  and  we  live  in  mud,  sure  it 's 
all  as  one,  barrin'  the  difference  of  the  material  —  as 
a  domus  is  a  domus  howsomever  it  is  built.  Oh,  to 
see  the  owld  place  burnt  down  was  a  sore  sight !  And 
how  did  you  feel  at  all,  Rory,  my  poor  fellow,  when 
you  seen  that  ?  " 

"  I  felt  as  if  my  own  heart  was  scorched,"  said 
Rory. 

"  'Faith,  that  is  as  complate  a  demonstheration  of 
your  feelin's  as  you  could  make  —  Q.  E.  D." 

"  Will  you  bring  me  to  where  they  are  ?  "  said  Rory. 

"  To  be  sure  I  will,  boy,  and  that  smart.  —  The 
Lord  keep  us,  how  they  '11  be,  surprised  !  " 

"  You  must  brake  it  to  thim,  Phelim,  for  fear  they 
might  get  a  fright." 

"  Sartinly,  I  '11  expound  it  to  thim  by  degrees ;  and 
what  with  a  dark  hint,  or  a  bright  coruscation  of  the 
distant  thruth,  through  the  'newindos  I  will  give 
thim  —  " 

"  Arrah,  never  mind  the  windows,  man,  but  go  in 
at  the  door  at  wanst,  and  don't  keep  me  waitin'  long 
without,  for  my  heart  is  burstin'  till  I  howld  thim 
to  it." 


460  Rory  O'More 

"  I  'm  neither  talkin'  of  windows  nor  doors,  Rory ; 
but  I  say,  that  it  is  by  distant  scintillations,  as  it  were, 
that  they  must  be  prepared  for  the  anticipation." 

"  'Faith,  you  may  well  call  it  an  anticipation,  for  a 
man  to  be  taken  away  for  a  year  or  betther,  and  come 
back  safe  and  sound  afther  all  !  " 

"  'Faith,  you  're  a  wondherful  boy,  Rory,  sure 
enough  !  you  are  the  rale  rara  avis  in  terris.  How 
they  '11  be  astonished  !  " 

"  Make  haste,  Phelim  agra  —  I  think  every  minit 
an  hour  till  we  go." 

11  We  're  off  now,"  said  the  schoolmaster,  fastening 
the  door  of  his  little  hut,  and  leading  the  way. 

"  The  sun  is  low  already,  Rory  avic,  and  it  will  be 
night  before  we  get  to  Knockbrackin,  so  we  had 
betther  take  to  the  fields,  —  for  as  the  martial  law  is 
out  still,  we  must  keep  off  the  road  as  much  as  we 
can." 

"Sure,  thin,  if  it 's  in  Knockbrackin  they  are,  I  '11 
go  by  myself,  and  don't  you  be  runnin'  risks,  Phelim." 

"Arrah,  Rory,  do  you  think  I'd  miss  seein'  the 
pleasure  that  '11  be  in  it  this  night  wid  the  meeting  o' 
yiz  all  ?  No,  in  throth,  —  not  for  more  money  than  I 
could  count,  though  Gough  and  Voshther  is  familiar 
to  me  :  so,  come  along,  boy." 

"  God  bless  you,  Phelim  !  the  heart  is  warm  in 
you." 

"  Thank  God,  and  so  it  is,"  said  Phelim.  "  Though 
I  'm  owld,  it 's  not  cowld  ;  so,  there  's  rhyme  and 
rayson  for  you  too.  Come  along,  boy  •,  "  —  and  the 
old  man  led  the  way  at  a  brisker  pace  than  usual,  the 
ardour  of  good-nature  overcoming  the  langour  of  age. 


CHAPTER   XLI 

JOY    VISITS  THE  HOUSE    OF    MOURNING,  BUT  DOES  NOT 
SEEM    TO    LIKE    HER    QUARTERS 

IT  was  night  when  Phelim  and  Rory  reached  the 
village.  A  gentle  tap,  given  by  Phelim  at  the 
door  of  a  cabin  standing  somewhat  apart  from  the  rest, 
di*prbed  its  inmates  from  the  melancholy  occupation 
in  which  they  were  engaged. 

Four  women  who  were  praying  beside  a  bed  of 
straw  whereon  the  dead  body  of  a  man  was  lying 
lifted  their  tearful  eyes  at  the  sound,  and  paused  in 
their  oraisons.  The  tap  at  the  door  was  repeated  ; 
the  women  did  not  speak,  but  exchanged  looks  of 
alarm  with  each  other,  and  more  carefully  screened 
the  light  than  it  had  been  before  :  but  to  a  third 
knock  they  arose  from  their  knees  and  consulted  in 
whispers  with  each  other. 

The  corse  was  that  of  Shan  Regan  ;  the  watchers 
were  his  mother  and  sister,  with  the  Widow  O'More 
and  Mary. 

The  rebels,  at  nightfall,  had  borne  their  fallen  com- 
panion to  the  village,  that  the  last  offices  for  the 
departed  might  be  performed  by  his  family,  although 
much  risk  attended  the  doing  so  ;  but  the  waking  the 
dead  is  held  so  sacred  amongst  this  affectionate  people, 
that  they  were  willing  to  incur  every  danger  rather 
than  a  Christian  should 'be  consigned  to  the  ground 
"  like  a  dog,"  as  they  said  themselves. 

After  some  brief  consultation,  the  women  assumed 


462  Rory  O'More 

as  much  composure  as  they  could,  and  the  door  was 
opened  with  fear  and  trembling ;  but  the  presence  of 
old  Phelim  restored  them  to  security.  On  his  observ- 
ing the  sad  faces  around  him,  he  inquired  the  cause. 
The  answer  was  not  in  words  ;  but  Kathleen,  taking 
his  hand  and  leading  him  over  to  the  far  corner  of 
the  cabin,  withdrew  a  blanket  which  hung  before  the 
candle  burning  beside  the  dead  body,  and  saying, 
"  Look  there  !  "  relapsed  into  tears. 

The  women  caught  the  infection,  and  renewed 
their  lamentation,  while  Phelim  stood  silently  gazing 
on  the  remains  of  Shan  Regan. 

"  There  !  "  said  the  Widow  O'More,  —  "  my  poor 
owld  neighbour  has  lost  her  son  as  well  as  me.  Qh, 
are  n't  we  to  be  pitied !  —  Though  she  's  not  so  badly 
off  afther  all,  for  she  knows  the  worst  at  laste,  and 
has  him  to  do  the  last  duties  by  him  ;  but  my  darlin' 
was  taken  from  me  unknownst,  and  I  '11  never  see 
him  agin  !  " 

tc  Don't  be  so  despairing,  Mrs.  O'lMore,  my  dear; 
you  don't  know  but  you  may  have  your  son  restored 
to  you  yet." 

"  Never,  never !  "  cried  the  widow. 

"  There  's  marvillous  conjunctions  sometimes,  my 
dear  ma'am,  wherein  the  Almighty  demonstherates 
his  dispinsations  accordin'  to  his  own  blessed  will, 
and  in  his  own  good  time ;  and  do  you  know  I  have 
certain  misgivin's,  or  I  may  say  lucubrations,  that  it 
will  turn  out  your  son  will  turn  up." 

The  widow  looked  at  the  schoolmaster  very  intently 
as  he  proceeded  with  his  speech,  and,  though  not 
clearly  understanding  him,  yet  through  the  mist  of 
hard  words  caught  at  his  meaning ;  and  there  was 
something  in  his  manner  which  implied  so  much  of 
assurance,  that  she  held  her  eyes  fixed  on  him  with  a 
look  of  eager  inquiry  as  she  said,  — 


Rory  O'More  463 

"Why,  then,  what  do  you  mane,  Phelim  ?  " 

"  I  mane  that  you  should  not  be  surprised  out  o' 
your  life  if  God  was  good  to  you  some  time  or  other; 
and  no  knowin'  the  day  or  the  hour  that  Rory  might 
be  promiscuously,  as  I  may  say,  restored  to  us  in  an 
individual  manner,  and  without  that  preparation  or 
hallucination  requizit  for  sudden  surprises  or " 

"  Phelim,"  interrupted  Mary,  "  I  'm  sure  you  've 
heerd  something,  or  you  would  n't  talk  this  way,  and 
come  here  at  this  time  o'  night.  For  Heaven's  sake, 
tell  us  at  wanst  if  you  do  know  any  thing  of  Rory." 

Kathleen  had  been  attracted  as  well  as  Mary  by 
Phelim's  last  words,  and  was  so  overcome  by  agitation 
as  to  sink  to  a  seat;  and  her  eyes  being  turned 
towards  the  door,  which  stood  ajar,  became  suddenly 
riveted  on  a  figure  in  the  gloom  beyond  it,  —  for 
Rory  having  drawn  as  close  to  the  entrance  as  he 
could,  to  hear  the  sound  of  the  loved  voices  within, 
had  come  within  range  of  Kathleen's  eager  eye. 

Before  Phelim  could  answer  Mary's  adjuration,  a 
faint  scream  from  Kathleen  called  Mary's  attention 
upon  her,  and  she  beheld  her  with  clasped  hands  and 
fascinated  gaze  looking  through  the  door,  as  she  ex- 
claimed, "  Great  God,  he  's  there  !  "  —  and  she  buried 
her  face  in  her  hands  as  she  spoke,  and  fell  back- 
wards. 

Phelim  caught  her,  or  she  must  have  dropped  to 
the  ground ;  while  Mary  and  her  mother  rushed  to 
the  door,  whose  threshold  Rory's  foot  had  just 
crossed,  and  the  long-lost  wanderer  was  clasped  at 
the  same  instant  in  the  arms  of  his  mother  and  sister. 
After  a  long  and  tender  embrace  of  each,  he  hastened 
to  Kathleen,  who  still  kept  her  face  covered.  Kneel- 
ing beside  her,  Rory  besought  her  to  look  upon  him, 
and  gently  endeavoured  to  withdraw  her  hands ;  but 
the  poor  girl  trembled  violently,  while  she  could  only 


464  Rory  O'More 


breathe  in  long-drawn  sighs,  —  and  it  was  some  time 
before  her  lover  could  prevail  upon  her  to  behold  him. 
Tremulously  parting  her  hands,  she  looked  upon 
Rory  for  a  few  moments,  and  then  again  screened 
her  eyes,  as  though  the  sight  of  him  had  been  sun- 
shine to  them  and  could  not  be  supported  :  but  in 
that  one  look,  there  was  so  much  of  timorous  delight, 
so  much  of  child-like  joy,  seeming  afraid  almost  to 
trust  its  own  happiness,  that  Rory's  heart  drank  full 
of  delight,  and  clasping  her  wildly  in  his  arms,  he 
exclaimed,  "  She  's  my  own  !  —  she  's  my  own  !  " 

The  melting  girl  dropped  into  his  embrace,  and  as 
her  arms  hung  round  his  neck,  she  wept  as  she  had 
wept  before  for  her  brother. 

But  the  tears  were  not  from  the  same  source.  — 
How  wondrous  near  do  the  founts  of  joy  and  sorrow 
lie  in  the  human  heart ! 

After  the  first  burst  of  welcome  and  joy  was  over, 
Rory's  eye  fell  upon  the  figure  of  Kathleen's  mother 
sitting  silently  and  steadfastly  in  her  chair,  as  if  she 
belonged  not  to  the  scene  —  nor  did  she  !  —  to  her, 
her  dead  son  was  dearer  than  her  daughter's  living 
lover.  Her  head  was  turned  away,  for  she  looked 
upon  the  corse  of  Regan,  which  was  screened  from 
Rory's  observation  ;  but  he,  advancing  towards  her 
to  claim  her  welcome,  started  and  stood  still  when  he 
saw  the  object  of  her  melancholy  contemplation. 
He  turned  an  inquiring  glance  to  Mary  and  Kath- 
leen :  the  former  spoke  :  — 

"  Ah,  Rory,  you  've  come  back  to  see  sore 
trouble ! " 

"  He  's  dead  now,  Rory,"  said  Kathleen.  The  few 
words  were  given  in  a  tone  which  spoke  a  history : 
the  meaning  travelled  over  the  past  —  it  spoke  of  in- 
juries inflicted,  of  wrath  and  wrongs,  and  implied  that 
Forgiveness  was  the  hand-maiden  of  Death.  Rory 


Rory  0' More  465 

felt  all  the  meaning,  but  his  generous  heart  needed 
not  the  appeal :  he  approached  the  dead  body,  and 
kneeling  beside  it,  took  the  lifeless  hand  and  said, 
"Shan  —  though  you  would  not  be  my  friend  in  life, 
we  're  friends  now."  He  laid  the  hand  gently  down, 
and  raising  his  own  in  the  action  of  prayer,  said  fer- 
vently, "  May  his  soul  rest  in  glory  !  "  then  rising 
from  his  knees,  he  approached  Kathleen,  who  flung 
herself  in  a  passion  of  tears  on  his  neck  and  sobbed 
forth  audibly,  "  God  bless  you  —  God  bless  you, 
Rory  !  " 

It  was  an  exciting  scene  which  that  cabin  ex- 
hibited. There  was  grief  over  the  dead,  and  joy 
over  the  living ;  one  had  been  hurried  out  of  life,  and 
another  returned  as  if  from  the  grave.  Words  are 
weak  in  comparison  with  human  passion,  and  better 
may  such  a  scene  be  conceived  than  related. 

But  the  startling  adventures  of  the  day  and  night 
were  not  yet  over.  Information  had  been  conveyed 
to  the  yeomanry  corps,  that  the  body  of  a  rebel  was 
being  waked  in  the  village ;  and  whenever  such  an 
event  took  place,  they  always  sought  to  find  where 
this  observance  to  the  dead  was  performed,  for  the 
purpose  of  discovering  those  who  respected  a  rebel  so 
far,  and  marking  them,  if  not  for  vengeance,  at  least 
for  surveillance. 

It  was  in  the  middle  of  the  night,  while  Rory  was 
recounting  to  his  family  the  circumstances  of  his 
mysterious  disappearance,  that  a  loud  knocking  at  the 
door  and  fierce  demands  for  immediate  entry  alarmed 
them.  Before  the  door  could  be  unbarred  to  the 
summons,  it  was  burst  open  by  a  blow  from  the  butt- 
end  of  a  carabine,  and  Justice  Slink,  followed  by  some 
of  his  corps,  entered  the  cabin.  The  scene  which 
ensued  it  is  impossible  to  describe  —  there  was  insult 
to  the  living  and  the  dead,  and  Rory  was  laid  violent 


466  Rory  O'More 

hands  on,  as  the  murderer  of  Scrubbs  :  —  to  explain 
at  such  a  moment  was  impossible ;  every  attempt  he 
made  to  do  so  was  met  by  curses  and  blows ;  and  he 
was  dragged  from  amongst  the  shrieking  women, 
hurried  to  the  county  gaol,  and  committed  to  abide 
his  trial  as  a  murderer. 


CHAPTER  XLII 

CONTAINING  AN  EXPLANATORY  LETTER 

AS  soon  as  De  Lacy  and  Rory  arrived  in  Dublin 
from  Bordeaux,  the  latter  lost  not  an  hour  in 
proceeding  southward,  to  appease  the  yearnings  of  his 
heart  after  home.  But  De  Lacy  remained  in  thi 
capital  to  transact  various  necessary  business  with  his 
lawyer  respecting  his  newly-acquired  property. 

It  was  with  surprise  and  sorrow  he  received  the 
following  letter  a  few  days  after  Rory's  departure : 
the  address  ran  thus,  penned  in  a  round  text  :  — 

To  his  Honour  Horatio 
De  Lacy  Esquire  to  be 
left  at  Counsel1  Casey's 
Dominick  Sl  Dublin. 

The  missive  was  closed  with  a  wafer  and  bore  the 
impression  of  a  thimble  by  way  of  seal,  and  when 
handed  to  De  Lacy  by  his  lawyer  on  his  entering  his 
study,  excited  no  small  surprise. 

"  Who  the  deuce  can  this  be  from ! "  said  De 
Lacy,  turning  the  letter  over  three  or  four  times. 

The  lawyer  pointed  to  the  impression  of  the 
thimble,  and  giving  a  knowing  wink,  replied,  "You 
soldiers  are  terrible  fellows  among  the  girls  !  " 

u  We  '11  see  what  fair  correspondent  this  is  from," 
said  De  Lacy  as  he  broke  the  seal.  These  were  the 
contents : 

"  HONOURED  SIR 

"NEMO  mortalium  in  omnibus  horis  sapit  as  is 
iligantly  remarked  by  the  Classicks  which  is  my  own 


468  Rory  0' More 


case  at  this  present  writin  for  I   know   more  know 
what 's  to  be  done  then  the  babe  unborn  in  the  regard 
of  his   life  been  in  danger  as  they  will  hang  him  if 
posable  unless  you  can  sthreck  him  out  sum  way  to 
purvint  it  been  surrounded  as  we  are  I  may  say  with 
truth  with  sarcumvallations  more  cuteaneous  and  per- 
plexn  then  the  Walls  of  Troy  or  the  Labyrynthus  of 
Crete  where  the  miniature  was  kept  and  Diddle-us  him- 
self could  not  get  out  in  short  we  are  in  the  verry  centre 
of  a  hobble  and  wishes  you  to  know  it  knowin  youl 
be  plased  to  do  all  in  your   power  for  the  poor  boy 
who  they  tuk  to  jail  the  minit  he  cfcme  home  from 
the  poor  women  who  is   brakin  their  harts  and  they 
wont  blieve  the  blaggards   I  mane  what  he  ses  about 
it  but  wants  to  make  out  he  murdhered  the  Killecthr 
which  he  never  done  though    God  knows  it  would  be 
no  loss  and  this  is  to  insense  you  on  that   same  and 
ax  your  honours  advice  which  is  no  good  Im  afeard 
in  regard  of  the  villians  that  is  thurstin  for   his  blood 
which  they   will    have    barrin    it  can   be    saved   and 
knowin  none  can  do  that  same  but  yourself  seein  that 
you  are  a  gintleman  every   inch  o  you  and    no  less 
and  was  always  our  frind  and  his  frind  and    I  know 
will  do  all  mortial   man  can  do  for  him  and   from  him 
and  his  they  offer  you  their  prayrs  and  blessins  as  of  owld 
and  hopes  youl  stand  to  them  now  and   they  will  ever 
pray   and   so  will   I  who   respects  your    honour  more 
then    tongs    can     tell    for     minshuration    could     not 
measure   the   profunditty   of  my    reverence    for  your 
honour  which   will   inkrase    in    a   jommethrical    ratio 
to  the   ind  of  Time 

"  From  your  Honours 
"  Obagent  Sarvent 
"To  Command 
u  PHELIM  OFLANAGAN. 
"  Philomath." 


Rory  0 'More  469 

The  mingled  senses  of  the  ridiculous  and  the 
serious  which  this  letter  excited  produced  an  effect 
upon  De  Lacy  not  unnoticed  by  the  lawyer. 

u  What  the  deuce  is  that  you  're  reading  ?  " 

"  Why  do  you  ask  ?  " 

"  Because  your  brow  and  your  mouth  are  playing 
at  cross  purposes ;  for  while  gloom  sits  on  the  one, 
mirth  is  twitching  at  the  other." 

"  The  face  is  the  index  of  the  mind,"  said  De 
Lacy  :  "it  is  a  true  saying.  There,  —  read  that,  and 
you'll  know  more  about  the  matter  ;  "  and  he  handed 
him  the  letter. 

The  young  barrister  laughed  at  the  extraordinary 
epistle,  and  when  he  concluded  the  reading  of  it, 
declared  it  to  be  one  of  the  most  extraordinary  doc- 
uments which  had  ever  come  under  his  inspection  ; 
"  but  in  one  respect,"  added  he,  "  it  does  not  fulfil 
your  representation  of  it." 

"  How  so  ?  "  asked  De  Lacy. 

"  You  said,  as  you  gave  it  to  me,  I  should  know 
more  of  the  business  ;  and  I  confess  I  am  yet  as 
ignorant  on  that  point  as  when  I  began.  You  who 
are  acquainted,  I  suppose,  with  the  circumstances  of 
the  person  and  case  alluded  to,  may  be  enabled  to 
make  a  guess  at  the  matter,  but  to  a  stranger  it  is 
perfectly  hieroglyphic." 

"  Don't  you  see  they  have  taken  him  to  gaol  on 
a  charge  of  murder  !  " 

"And  who  is  him,  pray?  " 

"  Rory  O'More,  to  be  sure :  —  does  not  the  letter 
say  so  ? " 

"  Indeed,  it  does  not  —  nor  one  tangible  fact. 
You  may  guess  what  all  this  extraordinary  composition 
means;  but  I  defy  any  one  to  arrive  at  any  know- 
ledge from  the  thing  itself:  it  has  neither  mention  of 
name  (except  the  magniloquent  writer)  nor  of  distinct 


470  Rory  O'More 

fact,  nor  even  time  nor  place  specified.      Look  your- 
self:  there  is  neither  date  nor  address." 

"  It  is  so,  I  perceive,  now  that  you  remark  it ;  but 
I  know  whence  it  comes  and  to  what  it  alludes,  and 
it  gives  me  deep  concern." 

"  Let  us  see  the  post-mark,"  said  the  lawyer  as  he 
turned  to  the  outside  of  the  letter.  "  Ha!  -  —  from 
the  South,  I  see." 

"Yes,"  said  De  Lacy;  "that  's  the  post-town  of 
the  district ;  so  far  right,  but  there  is  no  date  !  How- 
ever, it  matters  not  much,  for  't  is  but  a  few  days 
since  the  poor  fellow  left  me  for  home,  and  now  he 
is  in  gaol  on  a  charge  of  murder,  of  which  I  know  he 
is  innocent !  " 

"Then  your  evidence  can  acquit  him." 

"  Certainly,"  said  De  Lacy.  "  But  it  is  too  hard 
an  innocent  man  must  lie  in  gaol  on  a  false  charge." 

"  He  will  not  lie  there  long,  for  they  make  short 
work  of  accusations  and  trials  now ;  so  tell  me  all 
about  it,"  said  the  lawyer,  u  and  we  '11  see  what  can 
be  done." 

De  Lacy  then  entered  into  an  explanation  of  the 
circumstances  connected  with  Rory's  and  the  col- 
lector's abduction,  together  with  the  nature  of  his  first 
connection  with  O'More,  and  the  cause  of  his  being 
an  inmate  of  the  cottage  ;  and  when  he  had  concluded, 
the  barrister  shook  his  head  and  said  it  was  an  awk- 
ward affair. 

"  At  all  events  I  will  at  once  go  to  the  South,  and 
see  him." 

"You  must  do  no  such  thing.  You  forget  the 
state  this  country  is  in  ;  and  after  all  you  have  told 
me,  your  presence  in  his  behalf  would  be  quite  enough 
to  hang  him." 

"  And  must  I  let  the  poor  fellow  lie  in  prison  with- 
out hope  or  comfort  ?  " 


Rory  0' More  471 

"  Certainly  not.  /  will  see  him,  if  you  like ;  and 
there  will  be  much  more  hope  for  him  in  that,  and 
much  more  comfort  to  you  and  him,  in  having  his  life 
saved  through  my  intervention,  than  put  in  jeopardy 
through  yours." 

"  Thanks  to  you,  my  dear  friend  !  "  said  De  Lacy. 
"There  is  nothing  by  which  you  can  oblige  me  more 
than  by  an  immediate  attention  to  this  affair,  and  no  ex- 
pense can  be  incurred  which  I  will  not  willingly  pay 
for  this  poor  fellow's  safety.  How  soon  can  you  go 
down  ?  for  I  wish  him  to  be  assured  as  quickly  as 
possible  of  every  care  being  taken  of  him." 

"  There  is  no  time  to  be  lost ;  for  special  commis- 
sions are  now  holden  all  over  the  country." 

"  I  must  go  with  you,"  said  De  Lacy. 

"  I  insist  on  your  not  seeing  the  prisoner." 

"  To  that  I  submit ;  but  I  would  not  for  worlds  be 
far  away  from  him  at  such  a  time  !  —  I  cannot  tell 
you  how  I  value  him  ;  —  I  may  say,  the  affection  I 
have  for  him." 

"Well,  you  may  come  down  with  me  to  the  town, 
and  remain  Incog,  at  the  inn,  if  you  like ;  but  I  assure 
you,  if  your  presence  in  the  country  becomes  known 
to  the  prosecuting  parties,  it  will  be  all  the  worse  for 
your  friend  Rory." 

"  I  will  be  as  cautious  as  you  can  desire  —  in  short, 
I  will  put  myself  quite  under  your  control." 

"  Very  well,  then  ;  we'll  start  the  day  after  to-mor- 
row." 


VOL.  n.— 14 


CHAPTER   XLIII 

RORY    INDULGES    IN    GLOOMY    ANTICIPATIONS 

WHEN  De  Lacy  and  his  friend  reached  the  town 
where  Rory  was  confined,  the  lawyer  lost  not 
a  moment  in  visiting  the  prisoner,  making  himself 
possessed  of  the  facts  of  his  case,  and  assuring  him 
of  every  care  being  taken  of  him  by  De  Lacy,  "  who 
would  in  person  have  told  you  all  this,"  said  the  bar- 
rister, "  but  that  I  recommended  him,  considering  the 
state  the  country  is  in,  not  to  show  himself  in  this 
business,  as  it  would  only  do  more  harm  than  good  ; 
but  he  is  in  the  town,  O'More,  as  he  is  most  anxious 
to  know  the  result  of  the  trial,  the  moment  it  is  over." 

"God  bless  him!"  said  Rory;  "he  was  always 
good  and  kind  to  me;  and  tell  him,  if  you  plaze,  sir, 
that  I  'm  sinsible  of  all  he  's  done  for  me,  and  even  if 
I  should  die,  I  won't  forget  it  all  the  same." 

"  It  would  puzzle  you  to  remember  it  after  you  die, 
O'More.  But  banish  such  melancholy  thoughts,  my 
man, — don't  think  of  dying." 

"'Faith,  I  hear  it  's  a  bad  chance  with  any  poor 
fellow  who  comes  here  of  late,  since  the  bad  times. 
I  hear  they  come  in  at  the  door,  and  go  out  at  the 
window  with  a  balkinny  that  has  a  very  unsafe  bottom 
to  it ;  and  for  fear  they  should  hurt  themselves  in 
tumblin'  through  h,  they  tie  a  bit  o'  srhring  to  thim, 
to  brake  the  fall." 

The  lawyer  could  not  suppress  a  smile  at  this  ludi- 
crous description  of  the  fatal  drop  which  Rory  looked 


Rory  O'More  473 

forward  to  as  his  new  means  of  exit,  but,  in  a  gentle 
and  soothing  tone,  desired  him  to  be  of  good  cheer, 
and  not  to  let  his  heart  fail  him. 

"  Tut,  sir !  don't  think  I  fear  to  die  bekaze  I  spake 
of  it  —  I  don't  desarve  death,  and  it  won't  be  my  por- 
tion if  I  get  fair  play;  but,  livin'  or  dyin',  I  'm  ready 
to  prove  myself  a  man,  and  I  'm  sure  my  poor  mother 
and  sisther  will  always  have  a  good  frind  in  Misther 
De  Lacy,  and  so  my  mind  's  aisy  on  that  score ;  and 
as  for  dyin',  a  man  must  die  some  time  or  other,  and 
whenever  I  'm  called  I  '11  not  flinch." 

"  Right,  Rory  !  —  that 's  like  the  philosophers." 

"  I  dunna  who  thim  wor ;  but  it  's  like  a  man,  any 
how." 

"  Good  b'ye,  O'More!  —  I  '11  see  you  soon  again," 
said  the  lawyer  as  he  left  him. 

On  his  return  to  De  Lacy,  he  expressed  a  good  deal 
of  fear  as  to  the  difficulty  of  Rory's  case,  and  ac- 
knowledged the  circumstances  bore  hardly  against  him. 

"  I  can  prove  he  was  taken  away  by  force." 

"  And  how  will  you  account  for  your  own  disap- 
pearance to  France  ?  The  mere  fact  of  your  going 
there  convicts  you  of  doing  what  your  own  life  might 
pay  the  forfeit  of." 

"  No  matter,"  said  De  Lacy,  "  if  my  testimony  can 
benefit  Rory.  —  Do  you  think  I  would  live  at  the  ex- 
pense of  that  fine  fellow's  life  ?  " 

"Certainly  not;  but  you  cannot  prove  any  thing  in 
his  favour." 

"  Yes,  I  can  :  I  know  the  collector  was  not  mur- 
dered, but  was  alive  in  De  Welskein's  lugger  when  I 
took  Rory  out  of  his  hands." 

"  Did  you  see  him  ?  " 

"  No." 

"Then  you  cannot  prove  any  thing  doing  him  a 
pin's  point  of  service — you  perceive  you  can't." 


474  Rory  O'More 

De  Lacy  was  obliged  to  admit  the  truth  of  this,  and 
by  dint  of  great  persuasion  on  the  part  of  his  friend 
was  induced  to  keep  himself  incog,  at  the  inn  ;  for  noth- 
ing but  the  assurance  of  his  presence  in  the  country 
being  detrimental  to  Rory  could  have  restrained  him 
from  visiting  his  prison,  and  also  going  to  offer  com- 
fort to  his  mother  and  sister. 

It  is  needless  to  dwell  on  the  interval  which  elapsed 
between  this  period  and  Rory's  trial,  to  which  De 
Lacy  looked  forward  with  a  feverish  anxiety  scarcely 
exceeded  by  those  of  his  own  blood  or  even  poor 
Kathleen  ;  and  when  the  anxious  day  arrived  which 
was  to  determine  Rory's  fate,  De  Lacy  pressed  the 
hand  of  the  friendly  lawyer,  on  his  leaving  him  to  go 
to  the  court,  with  a  parting  appeal  to  use  every  exer- 
tion, and  an  aspiration  to  Heaven  for  his  success. 

"  There  is  one  thing  in  the  poor  fellow's  favour, 
however,"  said  the  barrister :  "  he  appears  before  a 
merciful  judge ;  Lord  A — n — e  sits  on  this  com- 
mission." 


CHAPTER   XLIV 

THE    GLORIOUS    PRIVILEGE    OF    TRIAL    BY    JURY 

THE  court  was  crowded  on  the  day  of  Rory's 
trial :  the  galleries  were  occupied  by  the  gen- 
try for  many  miles  round,  and  all  the  magistrates  of 
the  district  were  in  attendance  ;  Justice  Slink,  the 
most  important  of  the  number.  Sweeny  was  beside 
the  counsel  for  the  prosecution,  and  as  busy  as  his 
mischievous  and  meddling  nature  could  desire.  Close 
beside  the  front  of  the  dock  stood  three  women  whose 
anxious  countenances  at  once  proclaimed  them  to  be 
deeply  interested  in  the  prisoner,  for  at  every  fresh 
movement  in  the  court  they  turned  their  eyes  towards 
the  entrance  of  the  dock  in  expectation  of  beholding 
him.  They  were  Rory's  mother,  his  sister,  and 
Kathleen.  At  length,  to  the  summons  of  "  Make 
way  there,  make  way !  "  the  crowd  swayed  to  and 
fro ;  the  drawing  of  heavy  bolts  was  heard,  the  door 
of  the  dock  opened,  and  Rory  O'More,  in  custody  of 
the  gaoler,  entered  the  place  of  peril. 

"  Oh,  my  darlin',  my  darlin'  !  "  cried  his  mother, 
in  a  heart-breaking  tone  as  she  rushed  to  the  bar  and 
stretched  her  hand  over  it  towards  her  boy,  who  came 
forward  and  clasped  it. 

"  Stand  back  !  "  said  one  of  the  constables  before 
the  bar,  restraining  the  widow. 

"  Oh,  don't  be  so  hard-hearted  !  "  said  she. 

"You  must  stand  back  !  " 


476  Rory  0 'More 

"Just  let  me  give  him  one  kiss  !  —  I  have  n't  seen 
him  these  three  weeks." 

u  Silence  in  the  court  !  "  thundered  the  crier ;  "  hats 
off — room  for  my  lord  the  judge  !  " 

Lord  A now  appeared  upon  the  bench,  and 

some  of  the  magistrates  took  their  seats  there  also. 
Slink  was  at  his  side,  and  appeared  to  be  more  officious 
than  was  agreeable.  The  jury  was  now  sworn  ;  and 
as  no  challenges  were  made,  the  judge  asked,  had  the 
prisoner  no  counsel.  Being  answered  in  the  affirma- 
tive, he  ordered  the  trial  to  proceed. 

While  these  preliminaries  were  going  forward, 
Mary  O'More  and  Kathleen  were  exchanging  signs 
of  affection  with  Rory,  who  returned  to  their  clasping 
of  hands  and  upraised  and  tearful  eyes  (expressive  of 
their  prayers  to  the  Almighty  for  his  safety)  a  bright 
look  of  confidence,  and  even  a  smile,  not  of  levity, 
but  of  tenderness  :  such  as  offended  not  against  the 
solemnity  of  the  occasion,  but  was  meant  to  inspire 
those  he  loved  with  hope. 

To  the  indictment  the  women  listened  with  breath- 
less anxiety ;  and  its  various  counts,  repetitions,  and 
involvement,  puzzled  them  so  excessively,  that  they 
at  last  began  to  doubt  whether  what  was  going  forward 
was  in  any  way  connected  with  Rory,  and  their  sense 
of  hearing  became  blunted  to  the  monotonous  terms 
of  the  rigmarole  that  was  being  read,  till  they  were 
startled  from  their  quiet  by  a  sudden  call  of  "  Prisoner 
at  the  bar."  They  looked  alternately  between  the 
clerk  and  Rory  while  the  formula  of  asking  the  pris- 
oner what  he  pleaded  was  gone  through ;  and  after 
Rory's  declaration  of  his  innocence  in  the  legal  form, 
the  trial  commenced. 

The  counsel  for  the  prosecution  made  a  flaming 
speech.  The  exordium  consisted  of  the  worn-out 
common-places  of  the  day,  about  the  demon  of  revo- 


Rory  0' More  477 

lution,  the  hydra  faction,  —  of  the  times  teeming  with 
terror  and  torrents  of  blood.  He  then  reminded  the 
jury  of  the  rebellion  which  had  only  just  been  put 
down,  and  congratulated  himself,  and  them  and  every 
loyal  man,  that  their  throats  were  left  uncut  to  "  pro- 
claim the  proud  pre-eminence  of  their  glorious  consti- 
tution, and  to  denounce  the  ruffian  rabble  that  sought 
its  overthrow."  He  then  came  to  the  facts  of  the 
case  before  them  —  representing  Scrubbs  as  "an 
amiable  and  worthy  gentleman,  torn  from  the  bosom 
of  his  family,  and  savagely  slaughtered  by  the  prisoner 
at  the  bar.  The  disappearance  of  Mr.  Scrubbs,  gen- 
tlemen, must  be  fresh  in  all  your  memories  :  but  I 
think  it  necessary  to  remind  you  of  the  principal 
points  which  will  appear  in  evidence,  and  I  feel  con- 
fident that  not  a  shadow  of  doubt  will  remain  upon 
your  minds  that  the  prisoner  at  the  bar  has  been 
guilty  of  the  most  flagrant,  flagitious,  bloody,  and 
mysterious  murder."  He  then  went  over  the  details 
very  minutely,  and  wrought  such  a  case  out  of  the 
circumstances  (which  were  of  themselves  sufficiently 
suspicious  to  put  Rory's  life  in  jeopardy  in  the  best 
of  times),  that  when  he  sat  down  every  one  in  the 
court  gave  up  poor  Rory  for  lost,  and  his  mother 
murmured  in  a  low  moan  as  she  wrung  her  hands, 
"  He  's  gone,  he  's  gone  !  my  darlin  's  gone  !  —  they  '11 
have  his  life,  they  will  !  " 

The  counsel  for  the  prosecution  next  commenced 
his  examination  of  witnesses.  Justice  Slink,  Sweeny, 
and  others  who  examined  the  glen  of  the  Folly,  swore 
to  the  finding  of  the  crow-bar  near  the  ruins,  the 
appearances  of  a  struggle  upon  the  spot,  &c.  &c.« 
Larry  Finnegan  was  then  called  to  identify  the  crow- 
bar as  the  one  he  had  given  to  Rory  upon  the  day  of 
Scrubbs's  disappearance;  he  was  also  questioned  as 
to  the  previous  meeting  of  Scrubbs  and  Rory  at  the 


478  Rory  0 'More 

"  Black  Bull,"  and  their  departure  thence  in  com- 
pany :  but  Larry's  anxiety  was  so  great  to  avoid  say- 
ing any  thing  which  would  prejudice  Rory,  that  he 
did  him  more  harm  than  good  by  his  hesitation,  and 
the  prosecuting  counsel  called  the  attention  of  the  jury 
to  the  disinclination  the  witness  had  to  disclose  the 
truth.  "  You  see  plainly  he  wants  to  save  the 
prisoner." 

"  Arrah,  thin,  do  you  want  me  to  sware  away  his 
life  ?  "  said  Finnegan.  "  'Faith,  I  'd  be  sorry  to  do 
that !" 

"  God  bless  you  !  "  said  the  poor  mother. 

"  Silence  in  the  court !  "   roared  the  crier. 

"  You  hear  him,  gentlemen  ?  "  said  the  prosecuting 
counsel. 

"  For  God's  sake ! "  said  Rory  from  the  dock, 
"  tell  the  whole  thruth  and  I  'm  not  afeard." 

"  Prisoner,  be  silent !  "   said  the  counsel. 

Lord  A cast  a  searching  glance  upon  Rory, 

whose  demand  for  the  whole  truth  seemed  to  impress 
his  lordship  favourably ;  and  his  bright  and  open 
look  also  pleaded  for  him,  in  the  judge's  benevolent 
heart. 

The  evidence  proceeded. 

Counsel.  You  say  that  the  prisoner  at  the  bar  and 
the  late  Mr.  Scrubbs " 

The  counsel  for  the  defence  here  interposed,  and 
said  he  objected  to  the  term,  the  late  Mr.  Scrubbs,  as 
it  was  assuming  the  fact  he  was  dead,  which  was  not 
proven.  The  examination  then  proceeded. 

Counsel.  The  prisoner  at  the  bar  and  the  late  —  I 
beg  pardon  —  Mister  Scrubbs  were  the  last  to  leave 
the  "  Black  Bull  "  on  that  day  ?  —  Witness.  Yis, 
sir. 

Counsel.  How  did  they  go  ?  —  Witness.  They  wint 
out  o'  the  door,  sir. 


Rory  O'More  479 


Counsel.  I  don't  suppose  they  went  out  of  the 
window.  I  mean,  did  they  leave  about  the  same 
time  ?  —  Witness.  They  wint  togither,  sir. 

Counsel.  Both  out  of  the  door  at  once  ?  —  Witness. 
No,  Mr.  Scrubbs  wint  first. 

Counsel.    And  the  prisoner  after? —  Witness.    Yis. 

Counsel.    Then  he  followed  him  ?  —  Witness.    Yis. 

Counsel.  You  observe,  gentlemen  of  the  jury,  Mr. 
Scrubbs  went  first,  and  the  prisoner  followed  him.  — 
Witness.  Why,  you  would  n't  have  him  go  before  the 
gintleman  ! 

Counsel.  Silence,  sir  !  Remember  that,  gentlemen 
—  he  followed  Mr.  Scrubbs. 

There  was  a  good  deal  more  of  examination  which 
it  would  be  uninteresting  to  record ;  and  after  the 
landlord  of  the  "  Black  Bull "  had  been  bullied  and 
tormented  as  much  as  the  counsel  chose,  he  said, 
"  You  may  go  down,  sir." 

Larry  Finnegan,  delighted  to  escape,  scrambled 
from  the  witness's  chair,  and  was  rushing  off  the 
table,  when  Rory's  counsel  interposed  and  said,  "  I 
beg  your  pardon  —  don't  go  down  yet." 

"  Oh ! "  said  the  counsel  for  the  crown,  "you 
want  to  cross-examine  him  do  you  ? " 

"  I  believe  I  have  a  right ,  sir,"  was  the  young 
barrister's  reply. 

"Why,  sure,  what  crosser  examination  can  you  gi' 
me  than  the  one  I  got  ? "  said  poor  Finnegan. 

"  Sit  down,  sit  down,  my  man,"  said  the  counsel 
encouragingly.  "  Now,  don't  be  in  a  hurry,  don't  be 
alarmed ;  take  your  time,  and  answer  me  quietly  a 
few  questions  I  shall  ask  you.  You  say  some  con- 
versation passed  between  the  prisoner  and  Mr.  Scrubbs 
at  your  house  ?  "  -  Witness.  Yis,  sir  —  they  wor 
spakin'  togither  for  some  time. 

Counsel.    I  think  you  mentioned  that  Mr.  Scrubbs 


480  Rory  O'More 

asked  the  prisoner,  was  he  going  home  ?  —  Witness, 
He  did,  sir. 

Counsel.  And  the  prisoner  was  going  home  ?  — 
Witness.  Yis,  sir. 

Counsel.  Mr.  Scrubbs's  road  home  lay  the  same 
way,  I  believe  ?  —  Witness.  It  did,  sir. 

Counsel.  Then  he  and  the  prisoner  could  not  help 
going  the  same  road  ?  —  Witness.  They  could  not, 
sir. 

Counsel.  Mr.  Scrubbs  went  out  of  the  door  first  ? 
—  Witness.  Yis,  sir. 

Counsel.  And  the  prisoner  after? — Witness.  Yis, 
sir. 

Counsel.    Immediately? — Witness.    That  minit. 

Counsel.  Then,  what  do  you  mean  by  saying  he 
followed  him?  —  Witness.  I  mane,  he  folly'd  him 
the  way  a  poor  man  would  folly  a  gintleman,  of 
coorse. 

Counsel.  I  beg  your  attention,  gentlemen  of  the 
jury,  to  this  explanation  of  the  witness's  meaning, 
upon  which  the  opposite  counsel  has  put  a  false 
construction. 

Was  the  crow-bar  you  gave  the  prisoner  his  or 
yours  ?  —  Witness.  It  was  his,  sir :  he  lint  it  to  me, 
and  kem  that  day  to  ax  for  it. 

Counsel.  He  came  to  ask  for  it,  did  he  ?  —  then  it 
was  for  that  particular  purpose  he  went  to  your  house 
that  day? —  Witness.  It  was,  sir. 

Counsel.  Before  he  saw  Mr.  Scrubbs  at  all  ?  — 
Witness.  Yis,  sir. 

Counsel.  I  beg  you  to  remember  this  also,  gentle- 
men of  the  jury.  You  may  go  down,  witness. 

Larry  Finnegan  again  attempted  to  descend  from 
the  table,  but  was  interrupted  by  the  counsel  for  the 
prosecution ;  and  the  look  of  despair  which  the 
countenance  of  mine  host  of  the  "  Black  Bull " 


Rory  0' More  481 


assumed  was  almost  ludicrous.  "  Is  it  more  you 
want  o'  me  ?  "  said  he. 

Counsel.    A  few  questions.      Sit  down. 

Larry  scratched  his  head,  and  squeezed  his  hat 
harder  than  he  had  done  before,  and  resumed  his  seat 
in  bitterness  of  spirit ;  but  his  answers  having  latterly 
all  gone  smooth,  he  felt  rather  more  self-possessed 
than  he  had  done  under  his  previous  examination  by 
the  prosecuting  counsel,  and  his  native  shrewdness 
was  less  under  the  control  of  the  novel  situation  in 
which  he  was  placed.  The  bullying  barrister,  as 
soon  as  the  witness  was  seated,  began  in  a  thundering 
tone  thus :  — 

Counsel.  Now,  my  fine  fellow,  you  say  that  it  was 
for  the  particular  purpose  of  asking  for  his  crow-bar 
that  the  prisoner  went  to  your  house  ?  —  Witness. 
I  do. 

Counsel.  By  virtue  of  your  oath  ?  —  Witness.  By 
the  varth  o'  my  oath. 

Counsel  (slapping  the  table  fiercely  with  his  hand}. 
Now,  sir,  how  do  you  know  he  came  for  that  pur- 
pose ?  Answer  me  that,  sir !  —  Witness.  'Faith, 
thin,  I'll  tell  you.  When  he  came  into  the  place 
that  morning,  it  was  the  first  thing  he  ax'd  for;  and 
by  the  same  token,  the  way  I  remimber  it  is,  that 
when  he  ax'd  for  the  crow-bar  he  lint  me,  some  one 
stan'in'  by  ax'd  what  /  could  want  with  a  crow-bar ; 
and  Rory  O'More  with  that  said,  it  was  n't  me  at  all, 
but  the  misthriss  wanted  it  (Mrs.  Finnegan,  I  mane). 
"  And  what  would  Mrs.  Finnegan  want  wid  it  ? " 
says  the  mart.  "  Why,"  says  Rory,  "  she  makes  the 
punch  so  sthrong,  that  she  bent  the  spoon  sthrivin'  to 
stir  it,  and  so  she  borrowed  the  crow-bar  to  mix  the 
punch." 

A  laugh  followed  this  answer,  and  even  Rory  could 
not  help  smiling  at  his  own  joke  thus  retailed ;  but 


482  Rory  O'More 

his  mother  and  Mary,  and  Kathleen,  looked  round 
the  court,  and  turned  their  pale  faces  in  wonder  on 
those  who  could  laugh  while  the  life  of  him  they 
adored  was  at  stake,  and  the  sound  of  mirth  at  such 
a  moment  fell  more  gratingly  on  their  ears  than  the 
fierce  manner  of  the  bullying  prosecutor. 

But  the  witness  was  encouraged,  for  he  saw  his 
examiner  annoyed,  and  he  took  a  hint  from  the  result, 
and  lay  in  wait  for  another  opportunity  of  turning  the 
laugh  against  his  tormentor.  He  was  not  long  in  get- 
ting such  an  opening;  and  the  more  he  was  examined 
in  hope  of  shaking  his  testimony,  the  less  the  prose- 
cutor gained  by  it.  At  length  the  counsel  received 
a  whisper  from  Sweeny,  that  the  fellow  was  drunk. 

"  He  has  his  wits  most  d — nably  about  him,  for  all 
that,"  said  the  lawyer. 

u  He  has  been  drinking  all  the  morning  —  I  can 
prove  it,"  said  Sweeny ;  "  and  you  may  upset  his 
testimony,  if  you  like,  on  that  score." 

"  I  '11  have  a  touch  at  him,  then,"  said  the  lawyer. 

When  the  jury  perceived  the  same  witness  still 
kept  on  the  table,  and  a  re-examination  for  the  pros- 
ecution entered  upon,  they  became  wearied,  and 
indeed  no  wonder;  for  the  silk-gowned  gentleman 
became  excessively  dull,  and,  had  he  possessed  any 
tact,  must  have  perceived  from  the  demeanour  of  the 
jury  that  his  present  course  of  proceeding  was  ill- 
timed  :  yet  he  continued ;  and  in  violation  of  all 
custom  sought  to  invalidate  the  testimony  of  the  man 
he  himself  had  called  as  a  witness  :  but  Larry's  cross- 
examination  having  favoured  the  prisoner,  the  crown 
counsel  became  incensed,  and  abandoned  all  ceremony 
and  discretion,  which  at  length  was  noticed  by  the 
bench. 

"  I  beg  your  pardon,  my  lord,  but  I  am  anxious  to 
sift  this  witness." 


Rory  O'More  483 

"  By  gor !  "  said  Finnegan,  "  if  you  wor  to  sift  me 
from  this  till  to-morrow,  the  divil  a  grain  more  you  '11 
get  out  o'  me! — and  indeed  you've  been  gettin' 
nothin'  but  chaff  for  the  last  half  hour." 

The  answer  had  so  much  of  truth  in  it,  that  the 
counsel  became  doubly  annoyed  at  the  suppressed 
laugh  he  heard  around  him  ;  and  then  he  determined 
to  bring  up  his  heavy  artillery,  and  knock  Larry  to 
atoms. 

Counsel.  Now,  sir,  I  Ve  just  a  question  or  two  that 
you  '11  answer  by  virtue  of  your  oath. 

The  Bench.    Really,  Mr.  - 

Counsel.  I  beg  your  ludship's  pardon  —  but  it  is 
absolutely  important.  Now,  by  virtue  of  your  oath, 
have  n't  you  been  drinking  this  morning  ?  —  Witness. 
To  be  sure  I  have. 

Counsel.  How  much  did  you  drink  ?  —  Witness. 
'Faith,  I  don't  know  :  I  never  throuble  myself  keepin' 
'count,  barrin'  I  'm  sarvin'  the  customers  at  home. 

Counsel.  You  took  a  glass  of  whisky  before  break- 
fast, of  course  ?  —  Witness.  And  glad  to  get  it ! 

Counsel.  And  another  after  ?  —  Witness.  Av  coorse 
—  when  it  was  to  be  had. 

Counsel.  When  you  came  into  the  town,  you  went 
to  a  public-house,  I  hear,  and  were  drinking  there, 
too,  before  you  came  into  court  ?  —  Witness.  Oh, 
jist  a  thrifle  among  some  frinds. 

Counsel.  What  do  you  call  a  trifle? — Witness. 
Four  pots  a'  porther  and  a  quart  o'  sper'ts. 

Counsel.  Good  God !  Gentlemen  of  the  jury, 
listen  to  this :  —  a  gallon  of  porter  and  a  quart  of 
whisky !  —  Witness.  Oh,  but  that  was  betune  six 
iv  uz  ! 

Counsel.  Then,  sir,  by  your  own  account  you  're 
drunk  at  this  moment.  —  Witness.  Not  a  bit. 

Counsel.    On  your  oath  —  remember  your  oath,  sir 


484  Rory  O'More 

—  do  you  think,  after  drinking  all  you  yourself  have 
owned  to,  you  are  in  a  state  to  give  evidence  in  a 
court  of  justice  ?  —  Witness.  'Faith,  I  think  a  few 
glasses  only  helps  to  brighten  a  man  !  —  and,  betune 

ourselves,  Counsellor ,  I  think  you  'd  be  a  grate 

dale  the  better  of  a  glass  yourself  this  minit. 

The  laugh  which  this  rejoinder  produced  finished 
"  the  counsellor,"  and  he  sat  down  without  roaring, 
as  usual,  at  the  witness,  "  Go  down,  sir."  But 
Larry  kept  his  seat  until  the  laugh  was  over;  and 
not  receiving  the  ordinary  mandate  to  retire,  he 
looked  at  the  discomfited  barrister  with  the  most 
provoking  affectation  of  humility,  and  said,  "  Do  you 
want  me  any  more,  sir  ?  " 

This  renewed  the  laugh,  and  Finnegan  retired  from 
the  table  under  the  shadow  of  his  laurels. 

After  some  more  stupid  examination  of  other  wit- 
nesses, and  tedious  blundering  on  the  part  of  this 
legal  wiseacre,  the  case  for  the  prosecution  closed, 
and  Rory's  counsel  commenced  his  defence. 

After  some  preliminary  observations  on  the  manner 
in  which  the  case  had  been  conducted  on  the  other 
side,  and  the  disingenuousness  exhibited  by  his 
"  learned  friend "  in  endeavouring  to  pervert 
the  meaning  of  some  of  the  witnesses,  —  among 
others,  that  of  the  landlord  of  the  Black  Bull,  —  the 
counsel  requested  the  jury  to  divest  the  evidence  of 
the  mystery  which  had  been  studiously  thrown  round 
it,  until  he  had  stripped  it  by  cross-examination  to  its 
pure  and  simple  state  ;  and  in  that  state  he  begged  of 
them  to  look  upon  it.  "  It  is  the  more  necessary, 
gentlemen,"  said  he,  "  because  it  is  a  case  of  circum- 
stantial evidence  ;  and  it  behoves  you  to  weigh  such 
evidence  most  scrupulously,  when  the  life  of  a  fellow- 
creature  depends  upon  it.  This  is  doubly  necessary 
in  this  case,  inasmuch  as  the  prisoner  stands  in  a 


Rory  O'More  485 

painfully  perplexing  situation,  by  having  no  means  of 
rebutting  the  charges  against  him  by  contrary  living 
evidence,  all  the  persons  bearing  a  part  in  the  transac- 
tion wherein  he  was  forcibly  carried  away  being  dead 
or  beyond  our  reach  :  for  you  know,  gentlemen,  how 
many  lives  have  been  sacrificed  within  the  brief  but 
terrible  period  through  which  we  have  just  passed  !  I 
will  produce,  however,  in  evidence  an  examination 
sworn  to  before  a  magistrate  who  is  now  in  this  court, 
by  one  Solomon  Slevin,  since  dead." 

"  Yes,  gentlemen,"  said  the  counsel  for  the  prose- 
cution, "  he  is  dead  indeed,  for  he  has  been  hanged 
since  he  swore  it  ;  so  you  may  guess  how  much  his 
deposition  is  worth." 

The  young  barrister  thus  interrupted  turned  an 
indignant  and  reproachful  look  on  the  crown  lawyer 
as  he  sat  down,  and  said,  "  I  cannot  help  remarking, 
that  I  never  met  a  more  ungenerous  observation  in  the 
course  of  my  practice."  Then  turning  to  the  jury, 
he  continued,  "  You  have  been  told,  gentlemen,  with 
a  view  of  prejudicing  the  evidence  I  have  put  in,  that 
the  person  who  deposed  to  the  facts  therein  contained 
—  facts,  gentlemen,  that  must  acquit  my  client, —  I 
repeat  it,  that  must  acquit  him  in  the  minds  of  unpre- 
judiced men,  as  I  am  sure  you  will  prove  yourselves 
to  be;  —  you  have  been  told,  I  say,  that  person  was 
since  hanged  :  but  I  will  ask  the  learned  gentleman 
who  has  so  cruelly  endeavoured  to  destroy  the  only 
hope  of  life  my  client  has  left,  —  I  will  ask  him, 
since  he  provokes  the  question,  was  that  person 
legally  hanged  ?  —  He  will  not  answer  that,  gentle- 
men, —  he  cannot  —  he  dare  not ;  and  if  that  person 
suffered  death  illegally,  it  is  monstrous  that  the  fact 
should  be  put  forward  in  a  court  of  justice,  to  support 
the  course  of  the  law  of  which  the  fact  itself  was  a 
flagrant  violation." 


486  Rory  0' More 

"  He  deserved  hanging,"  interrupted  the  counsel  for 
the  crown. 

"  You  are  told  he  deserved  hanging,  gentlemen  ; 
but  before  you  give  a  verdict  on  that  assertion,  I  ex- 
pect you  will  ask,  did  the  punishment  result  from  the 
verdict  of  a  jury  and  the  sentence  of  a  judge  ?  And 
if  it  did  not,  I  trust,  gentlemen,  you  will  not,  by 
receiving  such  evidence,  violate  the  sanctuary  of 
justice,  by  letting  a  man's  life  depend  on  individual 
opinion,  nor  take  a  receipt  in  full  for  human  blood 
from  the  hands  of  any  man,  even  a  justice  of  the 
peace  or  a  king's  counsel."  And  he  looked  signi- 
ficantly at  the  guilty  magistrate  on  the  bench,  and 
upon  the  prosecuting  counsel,  as  he  spoke. 

One  of  the  jury  remarked  in  no  very  amiable  tone, 
to  the  barrister,  — 

"  You  seem  to  forget,  sir,  that  martial  law  exists  in 
this  country  at  present." 

u  Forget  it,  sir !  "  said  the  young  advocate  re- 
proachfully ;  "  G — d  forbid  I  could  have  a  heart  so 
callous  as  to  forget  it  !  Have  I  not  seen  the  lamp- 
irons  of  our  streets  made  the  ready  gibbet  for  the 
readier  vengeance  of  martial  law,  as  if  they  selected 
them  to  enlighten  the  public  by  the  promptness  of 
their  military  measures?  Forget  it,  sir  ! — no!  nor 
you,  nor  I,  nor  our  children  after  us,  shall  forget  it ! 
But  terrible  as  the  tribunal  of  a  court-martial  is, — 
even  when  called  at  the  drum-head,  I  would  not 
venture  here  to  condemn,  however  I  may  lament,  the 
punishment  which  is  recognised  by  the  law.  But  this 
deponent  of  whom  I  speak,  —  this  poor  old  helpless 
man  —  had  not  even  a  drum-head  to  look  to,  the  only 
likeness  to  it  being  the  emptiness  of  the  -head  whose 
ferocious  folly  condemned  him ;  but  without  word  of 
evidence,  or  question  of  life  and  death,  even  amongst 
his  own  troop,  this  captain-magistrate  hanged  the 


Rory  O'More  487 

wretched  man  !  —  Yes,  gentlemen,  he  was  hanged, 
untried  and  unshriven,  less  like  a  Christian  than  a  dog  ! 
And  yet,  this  is  the  condemnation  which  is  called 
in  to  invalidate  the  testimony  of  the  condemned  man  ! 
—  Condemned,  do  I  say  ?  Gentlemen,  I  cannot 
contain  my  indignation  ;  I  will  not  say  the  man  was 
condemned,  for  the  term  bears  with  it  the  seeming  of 
legal  punishment  :  he  was  not  condemned  —  he  was 
murdered  !  " 

From  the  first  allusion  made  to  the  hanging  of 
Solomon,  Justice  Slink  seemed  rather  uncomfortable. 
As  the  advocate  warmed  into  indignation,  the  captain 
seemed  to  wince  under  the  lash  ;  and  though  his 
brow  darkened  and  his  face  assumed  a  vengeful  ex- 
pression, yet  was  he  afraid  to  lift  his  eye  to  meet  the 
bright  indignant  glance  of  the  young  barrister :  but 
when  at  last  the  atrocious  act  he  had  committed  was 
called  by  its  right  name,  and  he  was  denounced  as  a 
murderer  in  open  court,  he  dared  to  keep  his  seat  no 
longer,  but  hurried  from  the  bench,  forgetting  in  his 
confusion  to  make  the  customary  obeisance  to  the 

judge- 
Retiring  to  one  of  the  rooms  of  the  court-house 
appropriated  to  the  accommodation  of  the  magistracy,, 
he  sent  for  Sweeny,  and  gave,  through  him,  special 
instructions  to  the  counsel  for  the  prosecution  to 
animadvert  in  his  speech  in  reply  upon  the  defendant 
barrister's  "  atrocious  attack  "  upon  a  loyal  magistrate, 
and  to  represent  to  the  jury  how  the  military  party  had 
been  entrapped  into  an  ambuscade  by  the  tinker,  who 
therefore  "  had  every  right  to  be  hanged.  And,"  added 
the  magisterial  captain,  "if  any  other  judge  than  that 

milk-and-water    Lord   A (who    is    half    a    rebel 

himself)  was  on  the  bench,  the  Jacobite  rascal  who  is 
prating  would  not  have  been   permitted  to   hold  such 
language   against   a   loyal  man." 
VOL.  n.  — 15 


488  Rory  O'More 

Sweeny  returned  to  the  court  on  his  mission  and 
found  the  speech  for  the  defence  just  about  to  con- 
clude; the  advocate  trusting  to  the  documentary 
evidence  put  in  for  the  acquittal  of  his  client. 

The  jury  were  little  more  pleased  than  Justice 
Slink  himself  at  the  boldness  of  the  young  lawyer: 
for  hanging-made-easy  was  more  to  their  taste  than  is 
desirable  in  gentlemen  who  sit  on  capital  cases,  and 
they  made  no  scruple  of  showing  by  their  looks  that 
the  speech  for  the  prisoner  was  far  from  agreeable. 

When  the  prosecuting  counsel  rose  to  reply,  they 
bestowed  upon  him  the  most  marked  attention;  and 
he  proceeded  to  fill  up  the  outline  given  to  him  by 
Sweeny,  at  Captain  Slink's  desire.  After  defending 
the  act  of  hanging  the  tinker,  he  asked  them  how 
could  they  believe  the  testimony  of  a  rebel  who  had 
suffered  death  for  betraying  the  king's  troops  into  an 
ambuscade  ;  and  which  very  testimony  was  given  for 
the  purpose  of  hoodwinking  a  magistrate,  and  very 
likely  with  a  view  to  screen  the  prisoner  at  the  bar, 
who  stood  in  the  awkward  predicament  of  being  open 
to  the  suspicion  of  being  just  as  much  a  rebel  as  any 
of  them  ?  "  You  are  told,  gentlemen,  he  was  out  of 
the  country  all  the  time  of  the  rebellion,  —  that  he 
was  in  France  :  and  what  brought  him  there,  I  ask  ? 
We  have  not  been  told  what.  It  was  a  very  suspi- 
cious place  to  be  in,  at  all  events." 

In  this  strain  was  he  proceeding,  when  his  speech 
was  interrupted  by  a  bustle  in  the  court,  caused  by  the 
fainting  of  Kathleen  Regan,  whose  fears  for  Rory's 
life  were  wrought  to  such  a  pitch  that  she  sunk 
beneath  them,  and  much  disturbance  was  occasioned 
by  the  movement  of  the  dense  crowd  in  the  court  in 
endeavouring  to  make  a  passage  for  her  to  the  open 
air.  There  at  length  she  was  conveyed,  and  in  some 
time  restored  to  consciousness.  Phelim  O'Flanagan 


Rory  O'More  489 

was  at  her  side,  for  he  had  undertaken  the  care  of  her, 
as  the  Widow  O'More  and  Mary  were  too  dreadfully 
interested  in  the  trial  to  leave  the  court,  where  they 
remained,  as  it  were,  in  a  state  of  fearful  fascination  ; 
for  though  they  stayed  to  hear  the  result,  they  feared  the 
worst  from  the  nature  of  the  prosecutor's  reply,  and 
the  manifest  relish  with  which  it  was  received  by  the 
jury. 

When  Kathleen  was  able  to  speak,  the  first  words 
she  said  to  Phelim  were,  "  Where  are  they  all 
gone  ? " 

"  Who,  colleen,  —  who  ?  "  said  Phelim. 

"  All  thim  people,  and  they  staring  so  frightfully  !  " 

"  Aisy,  colleen  dear !  aisy  !  You  '11  be  betther  in  a 
minit." 

Kathleen  drew  her  hand  across  her  forehead,  as  if 
in  the  act  of  recalling  memory  ;  and  then  bursting 
into  tears,  she  cried, "  I  know  it  now,  I  know  it,  — 
I  remember  it  all !  They  '11  murder  him, —  I  know 
they  '11  have  his  life  !  Oh,  bring  me  back  there  — 
bring  me  back !  don't  take  me  away  from  him  as  long 
as  he  's  alive  !  Phelim  dear,  take  me  back  again  !  " 

"  Stay  here,  my  poor  colleen  !  it 's  betther  for  you, 
—  the  hot  coort  will  make  you  faint  again." 

"Oh,  it  wasn't  the  hot  coort,  Phelim,  but  the 
cowld  fear  that  came  over  my  heart :  but  I  '11  go  back 
again,  —  I  will." 

"Wait  a  little  longer  at  laste,  darlin',  until  you're 
more  recovered.  Indeed,  you  '11  faint  agen  if  you  go 
back  so  soon." 

The  girl  heeded  him  not  as  he  spoke,  but  he  felt 
her  hand  grasp  his  arm  with  a  convulsive  pressure  ; 
and  when  he  looked  upon  her,  he  saw  her  eyes  fixed 
in  a  gaze  of  wild  eagerness  towards  the  street,  as  she 
gasped  forth  rapidly,  "  Look  !  look  !  for  God's  sake, 
look  !  There,  —  there  !  —  it  is!  —  it  is  him  !  " 


490  Rory  0 'More 

"  Who,  darlin',  —  who  ?  " 

"  The  collecthor  !  —  collecthor  !     Oh,  great  God  !  " 

Springing  from  Phelim's  arms,  she  rushed  into  the 
street ;  and  seizing  the  reins  of  a  horse  which  a 
traveller  was  riding  up  the  road,  she  clasped  the 
knees  of  the  horseman,  and  screamed  rather  than 
spoke  to  him  : — "Get  off — get  off,  and  save  his 
life!  For  the  love  of  God,  get  off,  and  save  him  !  " 

It  was  Scrubbs  whom  she  addressed.  He  had 
escaped  from  France,  and  by  a  singular  coincidence 
arrived  at  this  opportune  moment  to  save  the  life  of 
the  man  who  had  saved  his,  and  was  at  that  mo- 
ment under  trial  for  his  murder. 

It  would  be  impossible  to  describe  the  sensation 
produced  among  the  bystanders  at  the  extraordinary 
occurrence ;  and  it  was  not  without  much  fear  on  his 
part  that  Scrubbs  was  almost  lifted  from  his  horse, 
and  hurried  into  the  court-house,  Kathleen  clinging 
to  his  side  all  the  time,  and  uttering  hysteric 
exclamations. 

It  was  just  at  this  moment  the  prosecutor  was 
winding  up  his  reply.  "  You  are  told,  gentlemen,  the 
prisoner  was  carried  away  to  France  by  force,  and  in 
company  with  Mr.  Scrubbs:  but  the  prisoner  returns, 
and  no  tidings  have  we  of  the  other.  The  prisoner 
cannot  give  a  satisfactory  account  of  himself.  What 
brought  him  to  France? — who  was  he  with  in 
France  ?  —  how  did  he  get  back  from  France  ?  — 
why  does  not  the  collector  come  back  too  ?  —  Gentle- 
men, the  question  is,  which  you  value  most,  a  gentle- 
man's life,  or  a  tinker's  testimony,  — the  testimony 
of  a  rebel,  who  died  the  death  he  deserved  ?  Until 
they  can  produce  me  Mr.  Scrubbs,  I  remain  incredu- 
lous. My  answer  to  all  they  have  said  is,  '  Where  is 
the  collector  ?  ' ' 

As  he  was  about  to  wind  up  a  grand  peroration,  the 


Rory  O'More  491 

distant  sound  of  the  murmur  of  excitement  and 
agitation  in  the  crowd  which  thronged  every  avenue 
to  the  court  interrupted  the  attention  of  the  audience. 
The  crier  was  ordered  to  command  silence  ;  but,  in 
defiance  of  that  functionary's  mandate,  the  sound 
increased,  like  that  of  rushing  waters,  and  above  it  all 
the  hysteric  laugh  and  wail  of  a  woman  rang  wildly 
through  the  court.  There  was  a  momentary  pause, 
in  which  the  counsel,  repeating  his  conclusive  ques- 
tion, exclaimed,"  Again  I  say, where  is  the  collector?  " 

The  lovely  girl,  with  streaming  hair  and  out- 
stretched arms,  forced  her  way  into  the  court,  and 
screamed,  "  He  's  here! — he's  here!"  And  then 
the  wild  laugh  which  forced  her  flushed  face  into  an 
expression  of  terrible  mirth,  while  the  tears  were 
streaming  down  it,  again  rang  round  the  court,  which 
was  absolutely  appalled  into  silence.  —  u  He  's  here  !  " 
she  exclaimed  again.  "Great  God,  I  thank  you! 
I  've  saved  him  !  I  've  saved  him  !  "  And  then  she 
relapsed  into  heart-breaking  sobs. 

u  Remove  that  poor  girl  from  the  court,"  said  Lord 

A ,  whose  gentle  heart  was  quite  overcome  by  the 

scene  ;  "  remove  her,  and  take  care  of  her." 

It  would  be  impossible  minutely  to  detail  all  which 
immediately  followed  ;  the  surprise,  the  commotion, 
the  impossibility  to  command  order  for  some  minutes. 
All  this  can  be  better  imagined  than  described  ;  and 
therefore  we  shall  not  attempt  to  paint  the  startling 
scene  that  passed  until  Kathleen  Regan  was  with- 
drawn from  the  court.  Then  Mr.  Scrubbs  was  pro- 
duced on  the  table  ;  and  scores  of  witnesses  were  on 
the  spot  to  identify  him, —  indeed  every  man  on  the 
jury  knew  him. 

Order  was  not  obtained  for  many  minutes,  and  it 
required  some  interval  to  restore  to  Lord  A suffi- 
cient tranquillity  to  command  his  judicial  dignity  in 


492  Rory  0' More 

addressing  the  jury,  which  he  did  in  a  few  words, 
nearly  as  follows  :  — 

"  Gentlemen  of  the  jury,  —  Your  duties  have  been 
terminated  in  a  very  singular  and  affecting  manner. 
By  one  of  those  interpositions  of  the  Divine  will 
which  the  Almighty  is  sometimes  pleased  to  vouch- 
safe in  evidence  of  his  eternal  providence,  a  human 
life  has  been  preserved  even  when  it  was  in  the  most 
imminent  danger " 

Lord  A paused,  for  his  feelings  were  yet  an 

overmatch  for  his  power  of  composure  ;  and  in  the 
interval  the  foreman  of  the  jury  said  to  his  brothers, 
with  a  nod  of  assumption, 

"  He  means  our  friend  Scrubbs  ;  —  wonderful  es- 
cape indeed !" 

Lord  A resumed,  —  "  Gentlemen,  it  has  been 

the  will  of  Heaven  to  make  manifest  the  innocence 
of  an  accused  man,  when  all  other  hope  had  failed 
him,  save  that  of  the  merciful  God  who  has  been  his 
protector  !  " 

Lord  A could  proceed  no  further ;  and  many 

a  stifled  sob  was  heard  in  the  court  —  every  where  but 
in  the  jury-box. 

"  Gentlemen,"  resumed  Lord  A ,  "  though  the 

trial  is  at  an  end,  it  becomes  necessary,  as  a  matter  of 
form,  you  should  return  a  verdict." 

Singularly  contrasting  to  the  subdued  voice  of  the 
judge,  subdued  by  the  operation  of  his  feelings,  was 
the  tone  in  which  the  foreman  of  the  jury,  with  a 
smirk,  answered  without  a  moment's  hesitation, 

"  We  are  all  agreed,  my  lord." 

"Of  course,"  replied  Lord  A ,  passing  a  hand- 
kerchief across  his  eyes.  "  Return  your  verdict,  if 
you  please,  gentlemen." 

"  Guilty,  my  lord,"  said  the  foreman,  with  an 
assumed  suavity  of  voice  and  manner. 


Rory  0' More  493 

"I  beg  your  pardon,  sir,"  said  the  judge;  "your 
feelings  have  overcome  you  as  well  as  many  others 
present :  you  said  Guilty  —  of  course  you  mean  Not 
guilty." 

"  No,  my  Lord,  —  we  mean,  Guilty." 

The  words  were  now  pronounced  sufficiently  loud 
to  be  audible  over  the  court,  and  a  wild  scream  from 
the  women  followed,  while  the  upturned  eyes  of  every 
one  in  court  at  the  jury-box  testified  their  astonish- 
ment. Even  the  common  crier  was  lost  in  wonder, 
and  forgot,  in  his  surprise,  the  accustomed  call  of 
"Silence!"  in  response  to  the  shrieks  of  the 
women. 

"  Good  God,  sir  !  "  exclaimed  Lord  A ad- 
dressing the  foreman,  "  have  you  eyes  and  ears,  and 
yet  return  such  a  verdict !  The  prisoner  at  the  bar 
is  accused  of  the  murder  of  a  certain  man  :  that  very 
man  is  produced  on  the  table  before  you,  and  identi- 
fied in  your  presence,  —  a  living  evidence  of  the  pris- 
oner's innocence,  —  and  yet  you  return  a  verdict 
against  him  of  Guilty  !  " 

"  We  do,  my  lord,"  said  the  foreman  pertinaciously, 
and  with  an  offended  air,  as  if  he  considered  it  a 
grievance  his  verdict  should  be  questioned. 

"  Will  you  be  good  enough,  sir,"  said  Lord  A , 

changing  his  tone  from  that  of  wonder  to  irony,  "  to 
tell  me  upon  what  count  in  the  indictment  he  is 
guilty  ?  —  for  really  I  am  not  lawyer  enough  to 
discover." 

"  We  should  be  sorry,  my  lord,  to  dispute  any 
point  of  law  with  your  lordship  ;  but  the  fact  is,  my 
lord,  you  don't  know  this  country  as  well  as  we  do, 
and  we  can  swear  upon  the  oath  we  have  taken  this 
day,  that  the  prisoner  ought  to  have  been  hanged  long  ago^ 
and  we  say,  Guilty,  my  lord  !  " 

Lord    A could    not    withdraw    the    look    of 


494 

mingled  wonder  and  indignation  he  fixed  on  the  jury 
for  a  moment  •,  and  when  he  did,  he  transferred  his 
eye  to  the  prisoner,  —  but  in  its  transit  the  look  of 
asperity  was  gone,  and  an  eye  beaming  with  benignity 
met  the  bright  and  unflinching  look  of  Rory. 

"  Prisoner  at  the  bar  !  "  —  said  Lord  A ,  whose 

address  turned  every  eye  upon  the  prisoner. 

"  I  beg  your  pardon,  my  lord,"  said  one  of  the 
magistrates  sitting  on  the  bench,  "  your  lordship  has 
forgotten  to  put  on  your  black  cap." 

"  No,  sir,  I  have  not  forgotten  it.  —  Prisoner  at  the 
bar,"  continued  the  judge,  u  I  feel  it  my  duty  to  tell 
you  that,  notwithstanding  the  verdict  you  have  heard 
pronounced  upon  you,  not  a  hair  of  your  head  shall  be 
harmed  !  " 

A  loud  "  Hurra  !  "  interrupted  the  continuation  of 
the  address  ;  and  the  crier's  voice,  after  some  time, 
was  heard  shouting  "  Silence  !  "  After  the  lapse  of 
about  a  minute,  order  was  obtained  ;  and  before  Lord 

A could  resume,  the  foreman  said,  loud  enough 

to  be  heard  for  a  considerable  distance, 

"  No  wonder  the  rebels  shout !  " 

Lord  A noticed  not  this  impertinence,  directly, 

but  ordered  the  crier  again  to  command  silence  ;  and 
when  that  functionary  had  done  so,  his  lordship  added, 
fixing  his  eye  on  the  insolent  offender, "  And  whoever 
dares  again  to  violate  the  decency  and  solemnity  of 
this  court,  I  will  commit  him." 

The  bullying  foreman  quailed  before  the  dignified 
rebuke,  and  his  lordship  proceeded  in  a  business-like 
tone  to  the  whole  jury  : — 

"  I  cannot  avoid,  gentlemen,  receiving  and  record- 
ing your  verdict ;  which  neither  can  I  resist  stigmatis- 
ing as  disgraceful  to  yourselves  individually  and 
collectively,  —  for  you  must  be  either  fools  or  worse. 
But  I  am  not  bound  to  pronounce  sentence  on  the 


Rory  O'More  495 

prisoner  on  that  verdict,  and  I  will  not ;  neither  will 
I  rest  this  night  until  I  despatch  a  special  messenger 
to  the  lord-lieutenant,  to  represent  the  case  and  have 
your  verdict  set  aside:  and  I  promise  here,  in  open 
court,  to  the  prisoner,  that  with  all  convenient  speed 
he  shall  be  liberated  from  prison." 

After  the  admonition  of  the  judge  to  the  jurymen, 
the  assembled  multitude  had  sufficient  good  taste  to 
repress  any  tumultuous  expression  of  joy;  but  a  low 
murmur  of  pleasure  ran  round  the  court,  and  Kathleen, 
and  Mary  and  her  mother  embraced  Rory  across  the 
bar  before  he  was  withdrawn,  under  the  gaoler's  care. 

The  jury  was  discharged,  the  judge  left  the  bench, 
and  the  court  became  gradually  deserted  when  the 
exciting  cause  which  had  crowded  its  interior  to 
suffocation  was  over ;  but  there  were  little  knots  in 
its  whereabouts,  talking  over  the  stirring  events  of  the 
day  under  feelings  of  varied  excitement.  The  jury- 
men, before  they  separated,  animadverted  upon  the 
extraordinary  conduct  of  the  judge  in  no  measured 
terms. 

"  By  G — d  !  sir,"  said  the  foreman  to  his  brothers^ 
"  there  's  an  end  of  our  glorious  constitution  if  these 
things  are  permitted  to  go  on  !  What 's  the  use  of 
trial  by  jury,  if  a  jury  can't  hang  any  man  they  think 
fit  ?  — I  ask  you  what's  the  use  of  a  jury  otherwise  ? 
But  here 's  a  d — d  rebel  judge  comes  down  and 
refuses  to  hang  him  :  you  know,  if  that  's  permitted, 
there  's  an  end  to  all  justice  !  —  't  is  the  judge  is  the 
jury  in  that  case,  and  all  the  vagabonds  in  the  country 
may  do  what  they  like." 

"I  think,"  added  another,  "  ttiat  we  should  send  an 
address  to  the  lord-lieutenant,  signed  by  us  all  in 
person,  protesting  against  the  injustice,  and  declaring 
the  danger  to  the  constitution  if  such  a  daring  pro- 
ceeding as  a  judge  daring  to  presume  to  refuse  a 


496  Rory  O'More 

verdict  is  dared  to  be  permitted  in  such  times  as  these, 
with  popery  and  slavery,  brass  money  and  wooden 
shoes  staring  us  in  the  face  !  Sir,  the  lord-lieutenant 
himself  would  n't  dare  to  refuse  such  address  !  " 

"  I  don't  think  he  would,  sir,"  said  a  third.  "  You 
know,  if  property  is  not  represented,  what  becomes  of 
the  country  ?  And  here  is  twelve  men  of  property, 
and  a  rebel  judge  refuses  to  take  their  verdict,  — 
which  is,  as  I  say,  not  representing  the  property  of  the 
country  :  and  if  property  is  not  represented,  what 
becomes  of  British  connection  —  I  should  like  to 
know  that  !  What  will  the  lord-lieutenant  say  to 
that  ?  " 

"  He  can't  do  less  than  suspend  the  judge  per 
tumperis,  and  we  '11  address  him  to  that  effect  sine  die, 
—  that  's  my  motto  :  and  when  the  matter  is  properly 
represented  to  the  minister " 

"  I  think  it  should  go  before  the  bishop,"  inter- 
rupted a  juryman. 

"  My  good  friend,  when  I  say  '  the  minister,'  I  don't 
mean  the  minister — that  is,  the  minister  you  mean- — 
the  Protestant  minister :  /  mean  the  ministerial 
minister." 

"  Oh  !  I  beg  pardon  —  I  see  :  you  mean  the  big- 
wigs at  th'  other  side.  Very  good  —  capital  idea  ! 
Suppose  we  were  to  sign  a  deputation  to  them,  and 
forward  it,  paying  the  postage  of  course?  ' 

"  That  would  be  only  respectful,"  said  one  of  them 
who  had  not  yet  spoken. 

u  What 's  this  you  're  all  talking  about  ?  "  said 
Sweeny,  who  now  joined  the  group. 

"  About  this  extraordinary  affair." 

"  Certainly,"  said  the  apothecary-yeomanry-attor- 
ney ;  "most  infamous!  Never  witnessed  such  a 
decision  in  all  my  life  —  a  judge  refusing  to  purge  the 
country  !  Where  's  our  constitution  if  the  country  's 


Rory  O'More  497 

not  purged  ?  —  I  ask  any  gentleman  that.  Such 
conduct  in  a  judge  is  most  extraordinary  —  I  may  say, 
miraculous  !  It  is  a  sort  of  premium  on  rebellion ; 
in  fact,  a  bonus" 

"They'll  bone  us  all,  sir,"  said  the  foreman,  "if 
they  're  not  put  down  ;  and  the  only  way  of  putting 
them  down  is  hanging  them  up." 

"Hang  them,  certainly — hang  them!"  said  a 
bacon-merchant,  whose  customs  of  hanging  flitches 
rendered  him  callous  to  the  practice  in  general. 

"We  were  just  talking,  Mr.  Sweeny,  when  you 
came,"  said  the  foreman, "  of  addressing  a  deputa- 
tion to  the  ministerial  minister  on  this  matter." 

"  An  excellent   idea  !  "   replied   Sweeny. 

"  We  were  thinking  of  drawing  up  a  letter " 

"  I  would  recommend  it  to  be  engrossed,"  said  the 
attorney. 

"  Very  good  suggestion,  gentlemen,"  added  the 
foreman.  "  We  must  get  our  friend  Sweeny  to  en- 
gross the  deputation." 

"  It  will  be  more  respectful,"  said  the  respectable 
man  who  backed  the  suggestion  of  paying  the 
postage. 

"  Now,  who  '1!  write  it  ?  "  inquired  the  foreman, 
with  a  certain  conscious  air,  in  asking  the  question, 
that  he  himself  was  the  proper  person. 

"Oh,  you — you,  of  course,"  was  answered  by 
more  than  one. 

"  Why,  really,"  said  the  foreman  bashfully,  "  I 
think  we  ought  to  club  our  heads." 

"  Sir,"  said  Sweeny,  grinning,  thereby  giving  every 
one  notice  he  was  going  to  say  a  good  thing,  "  the 
rebels  are  ready  enough  to  club  our  heads  without 
doing  it  ourselves  !  — Ha  !  ha  !  ha  !  " 

A  corresponding  grin  and  "  Ha  !  ha  !  ha !  "  fol- 
lowed Sweeny's  witticism ;  and  a  running  fire  of 


498  Rory  0" More 

"  Very  good  !  very  good  !  "  went  the  round  of  the 
jurymen. 

"  But  I  do  think,"  continued  the  foreman,  "  this 
deputation  thing  should  be  done  by  a  comit-ee." 

"  No  one  can  do  it  better  than  you,  worthy  fore- 
man," said  Sweeny,  toadying  the  man  who  so  readily 
backed  his  attempt  at  the  engrossing  job. 

"I  think  so  too,"  said  the  postage-man:  "you 
have  the  pen  of  a  ready-writer,  sir." 

"  True,"  said  Sweeny  ;  "  or,  as  we  say,  correcto  cal- 
omel. —  Then,  my  dear  sir,  as  it  seems  to  be  the  general 
wish  of  the  jury  —  or,  as  I  may  say,  pro  con  —  that 
you  are  to  do  it,  I  '11  go  along  with  you  and  take  your 
instructions." 

This  terminated  the  jury  consultation  ;  and  Sweeny 
was  walking  off  with  the  foreman,  when  one  of  the 
constables  addressed  him,  to  say  that  his  honour 
Justice  Slink  wanted  to  speak  to  him. 

"  Then  I  must  be  off,"  said  Sweeny.  "  You  see  I 
am  so  engaged  !  —  in  short,  I  'm  a  fee-totum,  — I  might 
almost  say,  a  /^-totum,  for  I  'm  going  round  and 
round  them  all.  —  I  '11  go  over  to  you,  however,  to 
breakfast  to-morrow,  and  take  the  instructions." 

Sweeny  followed  the  constable,  who  led  him  to  a 
room  in  the  court-house  where  Slink  awaited  him. 
The  brow  of  the  justice  was  clouded,  and  his  tone 
was  angry  as  he  addressed  the  attorney. 

u  A  pretty  bungle  Scrubbs  has  made  of  this 
business !  " 

"  My  dear  justice,  it  is  not  his  fault,  after  all." 

"Pooh!  pooh! — didn't  we  tell  him  on  no 
account  to  appear  until  the  rascal's  trial  was  over  ?  " 

"  So  we  did.  But,  you  see,  the  trial  occurred  a 
day  later  than  we  calculated,  and  I  told  Scrubbs  he 
might  go  home  on  Wednesday." 

"  Zounds  !   why  did  n't  you  stop  him  ?  " 


Rory  O'More  499 

u  I  endeavoured  to  do  so,  my  dear  justice,  by  send- 
ing over  a  messenger  last  night  -,  but  he  missed  him." 

"  It  's  d — d  unfortunate  !  that 's  all  I  can  say," 
said  Slink.  "  Come  home,  however,  and  dine  with 
me ;  —  I  'm  as  hungry  as  a  hawk,  kicking  my  heels 
here  about  the  court  all  day,  and  for  no  good,  since 
that  rebel  has  escaped.  Come  along  !  it  can't  be 
helped,  —  the  old  saying,  you  know,  '  The  devil's 
children  have  the  devil's  luck;'  and  so  that  rascal 
Rory  O'More  has  cheated  the  gallows." 

u  We  may  be  down  on  him  yet,"  said  Sweeny, 
following  the  magistrate  homewards  to  eat  a  good 
dinner,  with  a  good  appetite,  notwithstanding  the 
conspiracy  he  had  joined  in  against  a  fellow-creature's 
life  :  for  being  apprised  of  Scrubbs's  return  to  Ireland 
before  the  trial,  he  and  the  justice  considered  it  an 
ingenious  device  to  induce  the  collector  to  remain  con- 
cealed until  it  was  over,  for  the  purpose  of  hanging  an 
innocent  man,  whom  they  considered  a  dangerous 
person  —  but  whose  life,  by  the  interference  of  Provi- 
dence, was  preserved  from  the  murderous  attempt  ;  — 
and  he,  in  defence  of  whose  liberty  poor  Rory  had 
encountered  so  many  perils,  and  whose  trial  arose 
from  that  very  cause,  —  even  he  was  miscreant  enough 
to  join  the  horrible  conspiracy,  and  consent  to  the 
murder  of  the  man  who  had  been  his  champion. 

Yet  this  atrocious  triad  were  considered  eminently 
useful  persons  by  the  Irish  executive  at  that  period  ; 
and  it  was  of  such  persons  it  was  said  by  the  adherents 
of  government,  "  that  the  country  would  be  lost  with- 
out them."  And,  indeed,  government  seemed  to 
think  so  too  :  for  Sweeny  rapidly  rose  in  law  prefer- 
ment, being  made  crown-solicitor  for  the  district ; 
Scrubbs  was  advanced  to  a  place  of  great  emolument 
in  the  metropolitan  custom-house ;  and  Justice  Slink 
was  created  a  knight,  and  in  due  time  a  baronet. 


CHAPTER   XLV 

SHOWING    HOW    THE    VERDICT    FOR    THE    HANGING 
OF    ONE    PRODUCES    THE    BANISHMENT    OF    MANY 

IT  was  with  feelings  of  intense  anxiety  De  Lacy 
awaited  the  return  of  his  friend  from  the  court- 
house ;  and  with  open  arms  he  received  him,  when  he 
saw  by  the  expression  of  his  countenance  all  was 
right  before  he  had  spoken  a  word. 

"  He 's  safe,"  said  the  lawyer. 

"Thanks!  thanks!  my  dear  friend,"  exclaimed 
De  Lacy,  pressing  his  hand  with  fervour.  "  Have 
you  brought  him  with  you  ?  " 

"  He  is  not  yet  liberated." 

u  And  why  not  after  his  acquittal  ?  " 

"  I  did  not  say  he  was  acquitted ;  I  only  said  he 
was  safe.  —  There  now,  don't  look  so  wretchedly 
anxious  ;  —  let  me  sit  down,  for  I  am  exhausted,  and 
I  will  tell  you  all  about  it." 

He  then  hastily  gave  him  a  sketch  of  the  trial ; 
and  when  he  repeated  the  verdict  of  the  jury,  De 
Lacy  fancied  he  was  only  joking. 

"  I  assure  you,  't  is  true." 

u  What !  find  a  man  guilty  of  murder  when  the 
person  he  is  accused  of  murdering  is  produced  before 
them." 

"  True  as  gospel,  I  protest." 

"  My  good  fellow,  I  cannot  believe,  —  surely,  you  're 
joking !  " 


Rory  0' More  501 

"  On  my  honour,  then,  since  you  won't  believe 
less,  it  is  the  fact." 

"  But,  surely,  they  cannot  hang  him  ?  " 

"  Fortunately  for  him,  they  cannot  ;  but  they  would 
if  they  could.  Lord  A — n — e,  I  need  not  tell  you, 
would  not  pronounce  sentence  on  such  a  verdict,  and 
even  assured  the  prisoner,  before  he  quitted  the  bench, 
that  his  life  was  in  no  danger :  however,  he  could  not 
help  allowing  the  verdict  to  be  recorded." 

u  And  what  a  record  !  "  exclaimed  De  Lacy  ; 
"  what  a  brand  of  infamy  and  folly  upon  the  men 
who  gave  it,  and  the  times  in  which  we  live  !  One 
might  laugh  at  the  absurdity  of  the  act,  only  for  its 
atrocity  ;  but  here,  really  mirth  is  reproved  by  horror, 
and  the  smile  gives  place  to  a  shudder." 

"  My  dear  fellow,  don't  be  so  eloquent,  —  remem- 
ber 't  was  an  Irish  verdict,"  said  his  friend,  who 
smiled  at  De  Lacy's  warmth. 

"Nay,  nay,  I  cannot  trifle  on  this  matter — I  can- 
not !  Good  God  !  what  man's  life  is  safe  here  under 
such  circumstances  ? " 

"  Oh,  don't  mistake  me,  De  Lacy  ;  't  was  only  for 
the  sake  of  rousing  your  virtuous  indignation  I  said 
what  I  did :  and  remember,  my  dear  fellow,  after  all, 
your  Rory  's  safe.  But,  seriously  speaking,  it  is  cer- 
tainly a  most  rascally  affair,  and  I  quite  agree  in  every 
word  you  have  uttered." 

"  Well,"  said  De  Lacy,  after  a  moment's  silence 
and  with  a  long-drawn  sigh,  "  I  'm  doomed  to  be  dis- 
appointed in  every  thing  !  I  returned  to  my  country 
with  a  desire  of  being  a  useful  member  of  society  — 
of  becoming  a  quiet  and  unoffending  subject  even 
under  the  system  such  as  it  is,  —  of  doing  all  the 
good  within  my  power ;  and,  so  help  me  Heaven  ! 
I  had  thoroughly  renounced  all  the  romantic  specula- 
tions in  which  you  know  I  have  indulged,  and  hoped 


502  Rory  O'More 

to  be  permitted  at  least  to  live  unmolested  ;  and  even 
these  humble  expectations  are  dashed  to  destruction 
the  moment  my  foot  touches  my  native  soil,  —  the 
life  of  an  innocent  man  is  sought  to  be  sacrificed  to 
the  demon  of  party  hate  in  the  face  of  the  very  laws  : 
even  in  her  temple  !  By  all  that 's  sacred,  I  would 
not  live  in  such  a  country  to  be  king  of  it !  —  Now, 
Ireland  —  poor  Ireland  !  farewell !  As  soon  as  I  can 
put  my  foot  on  the  deck  of  a  free  country's  vessel, 
I  will  leave  you  ;  an  American  ship  shall  bear  me  to 
her  shores,  and  I  will  place  the  Atlantic  between  me 
and  the  blood-hounds  that  I  see  are  bent  on  hunting 
this  poor  country  to  death  !  " 

"  Do  not  be  too  hasty,  De  Lacy  :  you  may  do 
much  good  here  by  remaining  ;  you  may  live  to  be 
the  poor  man's  friend,  and  become  the  protector  of 
the  weak  against  the  strong." 

"  If  I  thought  so,  my  friend,"  returned  De  Lacy, 
whose  flushed  cheek  betrayed  the  warmth  of  his 
emotion,  "  I  would  stay  :  —  but  the  tide  runs  too 
strong  to  make  head  against  —  /  the  protector  of  the 
weak  against  the  strong  ?  What  mortal  power  may 
interpose  when  the  divine  emanation  from  heaven  — 
when  Truth  herself  cannot  screen  the  victim  from  the 
destroyer  !  That  verdict  has  not  succeeded  as  it  was 
intended  to  do — in  murdering  an  innocent  man;  but 
it  has  banished  another,  who  meant  to  do  all  in  his 
power  to  benefit  his  country." 

"  Well,  we  '11  talk  of  this  another  time,"  said  his 
friend,  who  wished  to  divert  him  from  the  theme  of 
his  indignation.  "  As  you  desired,  I  have  directed 
the  three  poor  women  who  walked  all  the  way  from 
their  village  to  the  town  this  morning,  to  come  to  the 
inn  for  rest  and  refreshment." 

"  True,"  said  De  Lacy  ;  "  I  forgot ;  —  I  wish 
much  to  see  them,  now  that  all  is  over  and  my  pres- 


Rory  0 'More  503 

ence  in  the  country  need  not  be  kept  a  secret :  —  are 
they  here  ?  " 

"  I  left  them  to  follow,  wishing  to  hasten  to  you 
with  the  news." 

At  this  moment  the  door  was  opened  by  a  great 
hulking  fellow,  with  bristling  hair,  staring  eyes,  high 
cheek-bones,  a  snub  nose,  and  a  great  mouth  with  a 
voice  to  match,  who  enacted  the  part  of  waiter;  and 
the  aforesaid,  protruding  his  head,  and  nothing  more 
into  the  room,  said  as  loudly  and  as  rapidly,  and  with 
as  great  a  brogue  as  it  could  well-  be  said,  "  If  you 
plaze,  sir " 

"  What  do  you  want  ?"  said  the  lawyer. 

"  If  you  plaze,  sir,  there  's  wan  a  wantin'  you." 

"Who  is  it?" 

"  Three  women,  sir." 

"  And  are  three  women  one  ?  "  said  the  lawyer, 
smiling. 

"  Only  wan  tfxVfor  you,  sir,"  answered  the  waiter, 
grinning,  ready  with  his  answer. 

"  And  could  n't  you  say  so  ?  " 

"  By  dad,  sir,  it  was  the  owld  one  o'  the  three  ax'd 
for  you  ;  and  th'  other  two  is  mighty  purty,  and  so 
I  thought  they  would  be  a  grate  help  :  and  that 's 
the  rayson." 

"  Show  them  up." 

Off  went  the  waiter  and  in  a  few  seconds  the 
sound  of  ascending  footsteps  announced  the  approach 
of  Rory's  mother  and  sister,  and  Kathleen  Regan. 
The  door  opened.  Mary  O'More  was  the  first  to 
enter,  and  De  Lacy,  advancing  to  her  with  extended 
hand,  said  in  a  voice  full  of  kindness,  "  Mary,  I  am 
glad  to  see  you." 

The  girl  could  not  repress  a  faint  scream,  and,  not- 
withstanding a  manifest  effort  to  control  her  feelings, 
her  sudden  flushing  and  subsequent  pallor  betrayed 
VOL.  n. — 16 


504  Rory  0' More 

how  powerfully  the  unexpected  appearance  of  De 
Lacy  acted  upon  her. 

"  I  did  not  let  you  know  sooner  I  was  here ;  but  I 
would  not  be  far  from  Rory,  Mary,  in  his  time  of 
need." 

"  God  bless  you  !  God  bless  you  !  "  faltered  Mary, 
almost  suffocating  with  contending  emotions,  which 
were  too  much  for  her,  and  the  poor  girl,  falling  upon 
her  knees,  kissed  De  Lacy's  hand  fervently,  and,  with 
half-uttered  blessings,  sank  insensible  to  the  ground. 

De  Lacy  lifted  the  fainting  girl,  and  bore  her  to  a 
sofa  near  the  window,  which  was  immediately  thrown 
open  for  the  admission  of  fresh  air.  A  few  minutes 
served  to  revive  her,  and  a  glass  of  water  partly  re- 
stored her  to  composure;  but  still  she  exhibited  signs 
of  agitation,  and  the  mother  said,  "  Sure,  't  was  no 
wondher,  after  all  the  craythur  had  gone  through  that 
day." 

"  No  wonder  indeed,  Mrs.  O'More,"  said  De  Lacy. 
41  But,  after  all,  my  friend  Rory  is  safe." 

"  Oh,  but  is  he  safe,  sir,  do  you  think  ?  " 

"As  safe  as  I  am,"  said  the  lawyer;  "  do  not  en- 
tertain the  least  uneasiness." 

u  But  sure  they  gave  in  c  Guilty,'  the  villains,  they 
did,  and  my  boy  is  taken  back  to  goal !  " 

u  That  cannot  be  helped,  and  I  cannot  explain  to 
you  why  he  must  remain  in  prison  for  a  couple  of 
days;  but,  take  my  word,  he's  in  no  danger." 

"  Oh,  I  can  hardly  venture  my  heart  with  the 
belief  until  I  see  him  out  o'  gaol." 

"Take  my  word  too,  Mrs.  O'More,"  said  De  Lacy, 
"  and  you,  too,  Kathleen,  Rory  will  be  with  us  in  a 
couple  of  days." 

Kathleen  could  not  speak,  but,  clasping  her  hands 
and  pressing  them  to  her  bosom,  she  looked  her  thanks 
more  touchingly  than  language  could  have  told  them. 


Rory  0 'More  505 

"  And  you,  Mary,"  added  De  Lacy,  turning  again 
to  the  sofa,  where  Mary  still  sat  with  her  eyes  fixed 
on  the  ground,  ashamed  of  the  emotion  which  the 
unexpected  presence  of  De  Lacy  had  caused,  —  "  you, 
too,  must  cheer  up.  And  how  have  you  been  all 
the  time  Rory  and  I  have  been  away  ?  You  've  had 
hard  times  of  it,  Mary,  since  the  Sunday  I  left  the 
cottage :  but  I  must  have  my  little  room  there  again, 
for  a  few  days." 

"  Ah,  sir  !  "  sighed  the  widow,  "  you  '11  never  see 
your  little  room  agin  !  the  owld  house  was  burnt  in 
the  beginning  o'  the  bad  times  !  " 

u  Burnt !  "  exclaimed  De  Lacy,  who  had  not  before 
heard  of  the  calamity. 

"  Ay,  indeed,  sir,  —  and  every  thing  in  it,  but  jist 
ourselves  and  the  clothes  on  our  backs ;  and  little  o' 
thim,  for  we  wor  hunted  out  of  our  beds,  and  not  a 
shred  or  a  scrap  did  we  save,  barrin'  the  books  you 
left  behind  you  :  and  Mary,  the  craythur,  thought  o' 
thim  in  the  middle  of  it  all,  for  the  regard  she  had  for 
thim,  —  and  no  wondher  !  " 

Mary  reddened  to  the  very  forehead  as  her  mother 
spoke. 

"  And,  sure,  you  are  the  rale  and  thrue  friend,  Mr. 
De  Lacy,"  continued  the  widow.  "  To  think  of 
your  bein'  here  yourself,  let  alone  that  good  gintle- 
man  you  sent  to  us  in  our  throuble  !  Oh  !  may  the 
Lord  reward  you  !  —  But  tell  me,  sir,  do  you  think 
indeed  my  darling  boy  is  safe  ?  " 

"  Perfectly  safe,  —  rest  satisfied  on  that  point. 
And  now,  Mrs.  O'More,  come  over  here  and  sit 
down  at  the  table  ;  we  all  want  some  refreshment ; 
—  come  over." 

"  It 's  time,  sir,  we  should  be  goin'  home ;  we 
have  a  good  step  to  walk,  and " 

"You    must    not    leave  the  town  this  evening," 


506  Rory  O'More 

said  De  Lacy.  "  I  have  ordered  you  all  beds  here 
to-night ;  therefore  you  may  take  your  dinner  in 
comfort,  and  we  will  have  a  talk  over  old  times, 
Mrs.  O'More." 

As  he  spoke,  the  waiter  entered  with  a  hot  joint,  and 
slapped  down  the  dish  on  the  table,  spilling  half  the 
gravy  over  the  tablecloth,  and  upsetting  a  couple  of 
glasses,  which  reached  the  ground  with  a  grand  smash. 

"  Bad  luck  to  thim  for  glasses  —  they  're  always 
fallin'  !  "  said  he,  as  he  picked  up  the  larger  pieces 
of  the  broken  glass  and  threw  them  into  the  fire. 

Mrs.  O'More  protested  for  some  time  against 
dining,  declaring  it  was  too  much  trouble,  &c. ;  all 
of  which  meant,  on  her  part  as  well  as  that  of  the 
girls,  that  they  felt  awkward  in  sitting  down  to  table 
with  the  strange  gentleman.  De  Lacy  had  often 
been  the  companion  of  their  dinner  in  their  own 
cabin;  but  now  that  he  was  in  a  hotel,  and  with  the 
presence  of  a  second  person  of  superior  rank,  it  made 
all  the  difference.  However,  their  modest  scruples 
were  at  length  overcome,  and  the  easy  and  unaffected 
bearing  of  the  barrister  set  them  soon  as  much  at  ease 
as  they  could  be  under  such  circumstances. 

In  the  course  of  the  evening  the  lawyer  could  not 
avoid  remarking  the  downcast  looks  of  Mary  O'More, 
and  the  timid  glances  she  sometimes  ventured  to  cast 
towards  De  Lacy  ;  and  this  when  considered  together 
with  the  beauty  of  the  girl,  raised  certain  surmises  in 
the  mind  of  the  young  lawyer  which  were  not  justi- 
fied by  any  conduct  on  the  part  of  his  friend.  The 
women  retired  soon  after  dinner;  and,  indeed,  the 
fatigues  of  the  day  made  an  early  retreat  to  bed 
absolutely  necessary. 

When  De  Lacy  and  his  friend  were  alone,  the 
latter  remarked,  what  a  lovely  specimen  Mary  O'More 
presented  of  a  peasant  girl. 


Rory  O'More  507 

"They  are  both  handsome  girls,"  answered 
De  Lacy. 

"  That 's  an  ingenious  escape,  my  friend,"  said 
the  lawyer,  "  but,  if  I  'm  not  greatly  mistaken,  you 
have  been  making  sad  work  with  that  poor  girl's 
heart." 

"  Do  you  imagine  I  could  be  such  a  scoundrel  ?  " 
answered  De  Lacy,  rather  warmly. 

"  My  good  fellow,  I  don't  mean  you  would  harbour 
a  dishonourable  intention  to  man  or  woman  breath- 
ing; but,  somehow  or  other  that  poor  girl  is  desper- 
ately in  love  with  you,  however  it  has  taken  place. 
Did  you  not  observe  her  emotion  at  sight  of  you,  — 
her  not  daring  to  meet  your  eyes  ?  and  I  could  see 
many  a  bashful  look  at  you  when  she  thought  herself 
unobserved." 

"  My  dear  Hal,"  said  De  Lacy,  "  it  is  only  grati- 
tude for  my  care  of  her  brother,  nothing  more  —  it 
can  be  nothing  more." 

"  Maybe  so,"  said  the  lawyer,  who  saw  the  subject 
had  better  be  dropped  ;  and  turning  the  conversation 
into  another  channel,  they  chatted  and  sipped  their 
wine  until  it  was  time  to  retire  to  rest. 

The  lawyer  did  retire  to  rest,  but  De  Lacy  only 
went  to  bed.  He  could  not  rest  :  his  anxiety  during 
the  day,  his  indignation  at  the  verdict,  his  determina- 
tion to  leave  the  country,  and  the  dawning  projects 
which  opened  on  his  speculative  mind  with  relation 
to  his  intended  removal  to  America,  kept  him  in  a 
state  of  wakefulness.  Then  the  remarks  of  his  friend 
before  they  parted  for  the  night  had  more  influence 
upon  him  than  his  answers  would  have  led  one  to 
suppose  :  though  he  affected  to  disbelieve  the  source 
of  Mary  O'More's  emotion,  the  evidence  had  not 
been  unnoticed  by  himself,  and  it  made  him  unhappy. 
Then  her  mother's  little  anecdote  of  his  books  being 


508  Rory  0' More 

the  only  things  saved  from  the  ruin  of  their  cottage 
when  it  was  devoted  to  the  flames  :  the  cause  was 
plain  enough  to  give  a  libertine  pleasure,  but  a  man 
of  principle,  pain. 

"  Poor  girl !  "  thought  De  Lacy,  "  I  would  not  for 
the  world  that  I  should  prove  the  cause  of  such  an 
innocent  and  lovely  creature's  unhappiness  !  I  should 
never  forgive  myself.  And  yet,  why  should  I  say 
forgive  ?  I  never  breathed  a  word  nor  made  the 
slightest  allusion  to  awaken  such  a  sentiment  in  her 
heart ;  but  then  I  lived  under  the  same  roof  for  some 
months,  was  constantly  in  her  presence,  and  gave  her 
those  unfortunate  books  :  that  was  unwise  —  I  see  it 
was  ;  but,  God  knows  my  heart  !  it  was  innocently 
done.  What  unaccountable  things  are  human  feel- 
ings !  Here  is  this  poor  peasant  girl  betrayed  into  an 
attachment  of  which  she  must  know  the  hopelessness  ; 
for  she  is  a  sensible  creature,  and  who  would  shudder 
at  the  suspicion  being  entertained  of  her  indulging  an 
unrequited  affection,  for  she  is  delicate-minded  as  one 
more  highly  born.  And  yet  she  does  love,  I  fear  me ; 
and  reason  awakes  but  to  warn  her  to  conceal  what  it 
was  not  strong  enough  to  prevent.  Alas  !  how  often 
feeling  triumphs  over  reason  !  —  how  unequal  is  the 
struggle  between  them  !  How  are  we  to  account  for 
this  unequal  balance  ?  Why  is  this  reason  given  as 
a  guide  if  there  be  insufficiency  in  its  guidance  on 
any  occasion  or  in  any  trial  ?  —  why  ?  "  And  thus 
De  Lacy  fell  into  a  train  of  metaphysical  musing, 
which  sent  him  to  sleep,  as  it  would  do  the  reader 
were  I  to  recount  it. 


CHAPTER   XLVI 

IN    WHICH     RORY     FOLLOWS    DE    LACY's    ADVICE     AND 
HIS    OWN    INCLINATIONS 

LORD  A — N — E  was  as  good  as  his  word  :  he 
lost  no  time  irr  representing  Rory's  case  to  the 
lord-lieutenant,  and  procuring  his  discharge  from 
prison.  When  he  was  at  liberty,  De  Lacy  told  him 
his  intention  of  leaving  Ireland,  and  recommended 
him  to  bear  him  company,  as  he  did  not  consider  his 
life  would  be  safe  if  he  remained. 

"  Arrah  !  how  could  I  lave  the  mother  and  Mary, 
and ?  " 

"  Kathleen,"  added  De  Lacy. 

"  Yis,"  said  Rory,  smiling.  "  I  don't  deny  it, 
though  you  never  gave  me  a  hint  o'  that  before." 

"  I  can  see  as  far  into  a  millstone  as  most  people, 
Rory.  Now  I  do  not  want  you  to  leave  them  :  they 
can  bear  you  company." 

"  Sure,  they  'd  feel  mighty  sthrange  in  France, 
sir." 

"  I  did  not  say  a  word  about  France.  What 
would  you  think  of  America  ?  " 

"  Oh,  that 's  another  affair !  But  how  could  I 
take  them  there  ?  —  we  are  not  as  snug  as  we  were 
wanst ;  and  that  would  take  a  power  o'  money." 

"  Money  has  nothing  to  do  with  the  question, 
Rory.  Come  with  me.  I  intend  selling  off  every 
thing  I  am  worth,  and  going  to  the  back  settlements 
of  America  :  —  there  I  shall  buy  a  large  tract  of  ground, 


510  Rory  O'More 

and  shall  want  many  about  me ;  and  how  much 
better  for  me  to  have  those  I  know  and  regard  than 
strangers  !  You  shall  be  my  head  man  there,  Rory, 
and  teach  me  to  farm.  And  before  you  go,  set  your 
heart  at  rest  on  one  project  I  know  it  is  bent  upon  : 
you  shall  marry  Kathleen  Regan  to-morrow  if  you 
like." 

"  That 's  a  grate  temptation  !  "  said  Rory. 

11  But,  whether  you  come  or  not,  Rory,  let  not 
want  of  money  in  any  way  stand  between  you  and 
your  wishes :  I  will  give  Kathleen  a  marriage-por- 
tion, enough  to  set  you  up  in  comfort  again.  If  you 
remain  here, — which,  however,  I  strongly  advise 
you  against  after  the  specimen  you  have  had  of  Irish 
justice  the  other  day,  —  what  can  you  expect  but  per- 
secution in  this  unfortunate  country  ?  You  may 
marry  and  have  a  family,  and  leave  them  fatherless 
some  day  by  a  sudden  and  violent  death;  while,  if 
you  come  with  me,  you  may  live  to  see  them  grow 
up  about  you,  helping  you  in  the  cultivation  of  your 
farm,  and  becoming  the  props  of  your  age." 

"  Misther  De  Lacy,  I  can't  thank  you,  sir  —  in 
throth  I  can't,  for  all  your  heart  to  me.  I  won't 
spake  —  I  can't  spake  ;  "  and  the  poor  fellow  paused 
and  drew  his  hand  across  his  eyes :  "  but  you  've 
made  me  the  happiest  fellow  in  Ireland  this  day. 
God  bless  you  !  —  Oh,  thin,  but  it 's  I  that  will 
marry  my  darlin'  girl  the  very  minit  she  '11  let  me 
spake  to  the  priest ;  and  that  '11  be  smart,  if  I  've  my 
own  way.  So  you  see,  sir,  I  'm  no  churl  in  refusing 
your  bounty,  but  take  your  offer  with  a  heart  and  a 
half;  and  may  you  get  the  reward  of  all  your 
kindness  to  me,  in  meeting  a  girl  that 's  worthy  of 
yourself,  and  will  love  you  as  my  own  Kathleen 
loves  me ;  and  that  you  may  taste  the  pleasure  your- 
self you  have  bestowed  on  me,  in  the  prospect  of 


Rory  O'More  511 

hugging  to  my  heart  the  girl  of  my  bosom  !      Sure, 
little  I  thought " 

"  Rory,  my  dear  fellow,  say  no  more,  —  say  no 
more  :  you  're  too  grateful." 

"  That  's  what  no  man  can  be,  sir.  I  would  n't  be 
mane,  —  and  I  'm  sure  you  know  it  ;  but,  by  the 
powers!  I'd  take  the  heart  out  of  my  body  if  I 
could,  and  lay  it  undher  the  feet  of  the  one  that  was 
kind  and  generous  to  me." 

"  There  now,  Rory,  that 's  enough,  —  say  no 
more.  You  're  a  good  fellow,  and  a  kind  —  and  de- 
serve more  than  that  at  my  hands :  and  now  tell  me, 
will  you  come  with  me  ?  or  shall  I  get  you  a  little  farm 
here  ?  " 

u  Throth,  I  '11  be  said  and  led  by  you,  that  's  such 
a  good  frind.  It  goes  agin  me  hard.  I  don't  deny  it, 
to  lave  the  owld  counthry,  and  the  places  my  heart 
warms  to  at  the  sight  of.  Sure,  I  used  to  dhrame  of 
thim  when  I  was  with  you  in  France;  and  could  see 
the  river,  and  the  hills,  and  the  cottage,  and  the  owld 
rath,  as  plain  as  if  I  was  on  the  spot  :  and  won't  it 
be  the  same  when  I  'm  in  another  strange  land  ?  - 
my  heart  will  be  always  longing  afther  my  darlin' 
Ireland,  and  the  owld  tunes  of  her  be  ringin'  in  my 
ears  all  day.  Oh,  but  the  shamrocks  is  close  at  my 
heart  /  " 

u  Rory,  there  are  many  of  our  countrymen  in 
America;  and  there  you  will  feel  less  difference  of 
country,  from  the  use  of  the  same  language.  But  I 
do  not  want  to  force  your  inclinations :  if  you  wish 
to  remain  in  Ireland,  do  so ;  but  I  decidedly  recom- 
mend you  not." 

"  Thin  I  '11  do  what  you  recommend,  sir.  I  '11 
follow  you  :  and,  indeed,  I  b'lieve  you  're  right 
enough,  for  the  poor  counthry  is  ground  down  to 
powdher,  and  will  be  worse,  I  'm  afeard.  So,  in  the 


512 

Lord's  name  !  poor  Ireland,  good  b'ye  to  you  !  though, 
God  knows,  it  cuts  me  to  the  heart's  core  to  quit 
you.  I  'm  foolish,  Misther  De  Lacy,  —  I  know  I  'm 
foolish;  so  I'll  bid  you  good  mornin',  sir,  and  set 
off  to  Knockbrackin,  and  ask  the  girl  to  have  me, 
and  tell  her  that  it 's  yourself  is  more  than  a  father 
to  her,  and  gives  her  the  fortune.  And  may  the 
angels " 

"  There  —  there  now,  Rory  ;  no  more  thanks. 
But,  as  you  say  I  am  more  than  Kathleen's  father,  it 
reminds  me  that  I  must  not  be  less  than  her  father; 
so  I  will  give  her  away." 

"  Musha  !  but  you  're  the  very  sowl  of  good  nature, 
Misther  De  Lacy.  By  all  that  's  good,  your  heart  is 
nothing  but  a  honeycomb  !  " 

"  Be  off,  now,  Rory  :  and  give  Kathleen  my  com- 
pliments, and  tell  her  she  must  name  next  Sunday  for 
her  wedding  ;  for  I  perceive,  by  an  advertisement  in 
this  paper  I  've  been  reading,  that  a  ship  sails  in  ten 
days  from  Cork;  and  I  am  going  there  to  make 
arrangements  for  my  passage.  Will  you  say  at  once, 
you  and  yours  will  come  in  the  same  ship  ?  " 

"  In  God's  name,  sir,  yis  !  "  said  Rory  reverently. 
"  I  know  they  '11  all  do  what  you  think  best,  with  as 
ready  a  heart  as  myself." 

"  Farewell,  then,  Rory  !  Next  Sunday  I  shall  be  at 
Knockbrackin,  to  give  you  Kathleen :  and  I  wish 
you  joy  with  her!— -There  now,  be  off! — not  a 
word  more.  Go,  and  get  yourself  and  your  pretty 
wife  ready  for  Sunday." 

Rory  departed,  and  De  Lacy,  when  he  was  gone, 
ordered  a  postchaise  for  Cork.  He  there  made  all 
arrangements  requisite  for  the  passage  of  himself  and 
his  dependants,  and  was  ready  to  keep  his  appoint- 
ment at  Knockbrackin,  where,  when  Rory  arrived, 
there  was  overwhelming  joy  at  all  the  good  news  he 


Rory  O'More  513 

brought  them  ;  — news,  however,  not  unmingled  with 
pain;  for  the  thoughts  of  leaving  Ireland  touched  the 
women's  feelings  as  much  as  Rory's.  But,  admit- 
ting the  truth  of  all  De  Lacy's  arguments  in  favour 
of  emigration,  which  Rory  detailed  to  them,  they 
acknowledged  it  to  be  the  safest  course  to  pursue,  and 
one  that  opened  to  them  an  easier  life  than  could  be 
hoped  for  in  their  native  land.  Still  it  was  their 
native  land,  and  their  hearts  clung  to  it,  and  every 
hour  in  the  day  was  crossed  by  some  recollection 
which  embittered  the  thought  of  leaving  it.  One 
thing,  however,  helped  to  dissipate  their  melancholy, 
—  the  approaching  wedding;  and  the  Sunday  morning 
smiled  brightly  on  the  happy  family,  —  happier  than 
they  had  been  for  many  a  long  day.  De  Lacy 
arrived  before  the  hour  when  mass  commenced,  and 
driving  up  to  the  door  of  the  little  village  cabin,  was 
welcomed  and  hailed  with  blessings  by  all  its  inmates 
as  he  entered  it. 

"  There  are  some  articles  to  be  removed  from  the 
chaise,"  said  De  Lacy.  "  I  have  brought  a  wedding- 
cake  from  Cork,  and  some  few  other  things,  for  the 
bridal  of  the  lady  I  'm  to  give  away  ;  —  which  is  only 
right,  you  know,  Mrs.  O'More." 

"  Oh,  thin,  but  the  kindness  of  you,  Misther  De 
Lacy  dear,"  said  the  mother,  —  "  to  remember  even 
such  little  things  as  that !  Throth,  now  I  think  more 
of  it  than  even  the  portion.  God  bless  you  !  — Dear, 
dear,"  repeated  the  old  woman  as  parcel  after  parcel 
was  taken  from  the  chaise ;  "  here 's  bottles  upon 
bottles  !  " 

"  A  little  wine,  Mrs.  O'More,  which  I  know  you 
could  n't  get  in  the  village ;  and  his  reverence  will 
like  a  good  glass  no  doubt." 

"And,  oh  dear!  the  iligant  smell!  —  why,  if  it  isn't 
tay  !  Well,  Misther  De  Lacy,  but  you  are " 


514  Rory  0' More 

"  That  's  not  to  be  had  either  in  the  village  you 
know,  Mrs.  O'More  ;  but  the  whisky-punch  we  can 
make  out  here.  By-the-by,  is  there  a  public-house 
that  I  can  manage  to  get  some  substantial  entertain- 
ment from  ?  for  you  must  ask  all  your  friends  to  the 
wedding  feast." 

"  Oh,  but  you  are  the  darlin'  gintelman  !  Sure,  we 
are  happy  enough  in  ourselves." 

"No,  no,  Mrs.  O'More;  the  lady  I  give  away 
must  have  her  friends  about  her,  to  wish  her  joy,  and 
drink  long  life  and  prosperity  to  her." 

"  Good  luck  to  your  kind  heart,  sir  !  Well,  we  '11 
manage  it  as  you  plaze,  sir,  and  I  '11  ask  what  friends 
we  may  see  at  the  chapel  to  come  to  us ;  and  sure 
they  won't  stand  on  a  short  axin',  but  will  come 
with  a  heart  and  a  half  to  wish  the  colleen  joy." 

It  is  needless  to  detail  the  ceremony  of  the  wed- 
ding. Suffice  it  to  say,  that  Rory  received  his  pretty 
blushing  Kathleen  from  the  hands  of  De  Lacy  ;  and 
that,  when  the  nuptial  benediction  was  pronounced 
over  them,  Rory  lost  no  time  in  getting  the  first  kiss 
from  the  bride,  which  was  a  regular  smacker.  "Long 
life  to  you,  Mrs.  O'More!  "  said  Rory,  laughing  in 
her  crimsoned  face,  as  he  lifted  her  from  her  knees. 

"  There 's  part  of  her  portion,  Rory,"  said  De 
Lacy,  "  for  immediate  expenses,"  as  he  placed  in  his 
hand  a  green  silk  purse  containing  a  hundred  guineas. 

"  Long  life  to  you,  sir  !  you  're  too  good  !  "  said 
Rory.  "The  green  and  goold  is  mighty  purty  in  a 
flag ; l  but  'pon  my  sowl  I  don't  know  if  it  does  not 
look  quite  as  well  in  a  man's  hand." 

The  invitations  were  made  right  and  left  at  the 
chapel  door,  and,  nothing  loth,  the  friends  invited 
returned  home  with  the  bride  and  bridegroom  to  par- 
take of  the  hospitality  De  Lacy  had  provided  for 
1  The  national  colours. 


Rory  O'More  515 

them  :  and  there  was  a  larger  company  than  the 
house  would  accommodate,  but  the  good-humoured 
neighbours  sat  on  the  sod  outside,  while  the  most 
responsible  people  were  honoured  by  being  smothered 
within. 

The  priest  and  De  Lacy,  with  the  bride  and  brides- 
maids, sat  at  the  head  of  the  table,  where  the  wine 
was  circulated,  and  plenty  of  whisky-punch  was  to 
be  had  below  the  salt.  After  his  reverence  and  the 
founder  of  the  feast  had  had  enough,  they  vacated 
the  house,  to  give  room  for  tea  being  prepared  for 
the  female  part  of  the  party,  and  repaired  to  the  sod 
outside,  where  fiddler  and  piper  were  ready  to  set  the 
boys  and  girls  together  by  the  heels. 

De  Lacy  led  out  the  bride  for  the  first  dance,  and 
the  example  was  followed  by  many  a  sporting  couple 
after ;  and  when  some  cessation  occurred  in  the 
dance,  notice  was  given  that  "  the  tay  "  was  ready 
within,  while  more  punch  was  distributed  without. 

The  tea  seemed  in  high  favour  with  the  women,  to 
the  best  of  whom  the  commonest  quality  would  have 
proved  a  luxury,  as  that  which  they  had  generally 
drunk  had  been  partly  made  from  the  same  hedges 
which  supplied  them  with  brooms  ;  so  that  the  high- 
flavoured  exotic  which  De  Lacy's  kindness  had  pro- 
vided was  a  marvel  amongst  them. 

"  Dear !  dear  !  Mrs.  O'More,"  said  an  old  neigh- 
bour, who  had  already  taken  extensive  liberties  with 
the  tea-pot,  and  who,  if  tea  could  have  produced 
the  same  effects  as  spirits,  must  have  died  of  spon- 
taneous combustion  ;  "  but  that  is  the  most  beautiful 
tay  !  " 

"  Sure,  my  dear,"  said  the  widow,  "  and  Mr.  De 
Lacy  brought  it  himself, —  his  own  self." 

"  Why,  does  he  dale  in  tay  ?  "  said  the  old  woman. 

"Whish — t!"    said  Mrs.  O'More  with  a  frown; 


516  Rory  O'More 


"  he  's  a  gintleman,  my  dear,  and  would  n't  dale    in 
any  thing." 

u  —  But  compliments,"  said  the  old  woman  :  "  see 
how  he  's  talkin'  to  Mary  over  there  !  " 

"  My  dear  woman,"  said  the  widow  confidentially, 
"  this  tay  he  brought  from  his  own  estate,  where  it 
grows,  —  and  that 's  the  rayson  it  's  so  fine." 

u  Arrah,  and  where  is  that,  Mrs.  O'More,  my 
dear  ?  " 

"  In  France,"  said  the  widow  :  "  but  don't  tell 
any  body." 

"Tut!  tut!  tut!  —  sure,  I  know  av  coorse  we 
must  n't  say  a  word  about  France  now,  God  help 
uz  !  "  said  the  old  woman,  raising  her  eyes  and  eye- 
brows, and  pursing  her  mouth  with  a  ludicrous  ex- 
pression of  melancholy :  "  and,  indeed,  I  '11  take 
another  cup  o'  tay,  my  dear,  to  comfort  me." 

"  To  be  sure,  agra,"  said  the  widow,  bending  the 
tea-pot  over  the  old  crone's  cup  so  far  beyond  a 
rectangular  position,  that  the  lid  fell  off  and  broke  a 
piece  out  of  the  tea-cup  it  was  over.  —  "  Pooh  !  pooh ! 
—  murdher !  there  's  not  a  dhrop  o'  wather  in  the 
pot  :  where  's  the  kittle  ?  " 

The  attendant  spirit  of  the  kettle  supplied  more  of 
the  native  element  ;  and  after  a  few  minutes  to  let  it 
draw,  Mrs.  O'More  replenished  the  old  lady's  cup. 

"  I  'm  afeard  it  's  wake  now,  ma'am,"  said  the 
widow ;  "  bekaze,  you  see,  I  let  it  stand  a  good  dale 
at  first ;  —  for  tay  is  nothing  without  you  let  it 
stand." 

"  Right,"  said  Phelim  O'Flanagan,  who  was  in 
the  neighbourhood  and  overheard  the  conversation,  — 
"  Right,  Mrs.  O'More,  my  dear,  —  tay  is  never  worth 
a  thraneen  unless  you  let  it  stand  :  and  the  great 
particularity,  or  peculiar  distinctive  property,  or  de- 
nomination, as  I  may  say,  of  tay  is,  that  it  differs 


R  ory  0 ' M ore  517 

from  all  other  human  things  ;  for  while  other  human 
things  grows  wake  with  standin',  tay  grows  sthrong. 
-  Ha,  ha,  ha  !  " 

"  Ah,  go  'long  with  you,  Phelim  !  you  're  always 
comin'  in  with  your  larnin'  and  your  quare  sayin's.  — 
But,  as  I  was  tellin'  you,  ma'am,"  pursued  the  widow 
to  her  neighbour,  "  I  let  the  tay  stand  a  long  time, 
to  burst  the  grain :  for  if  you  don't  burst  the  grain, 
what  good  is  it  ?  " 

"  Sartinly,"  said  her  neighbour ;  "  but  you  see,  if 
you  take  the  good  out  of  it  at  wanst,  that-a-way, 
there  's  no  good  in  it  afther.  And  there  's  the  grate 
beauty  o'  this  tay.  Oh,  but  it  's  iligant  tay  !  —  it 
takes  sitch  a  beautiful  grip  0'  the  second  wather !  " 

"  A  song  !  a  song !  "  was  echoed  round  the  room 
so  loudly  as  to  drown  the  tea  discussion  ;  and  a  uni- 
versal call  was  made  on  the  bride  to  set  the  example 
of  the  favourite  national  custom. 

Kathleen  blushed,  and  felt  somewhat  shy  at  being 
the  first  to  make  herself  an  object  of  attention,  where 
already,  from  other  causes,  she  was  sufficiently  so  ; 
but,  encouraged  by  Rory,  and  feeling  on  her  own 
part  the  necessity  of  helping  to  make  her  friends 
happy,  and  therefore  complying  with  their  wishes, 
she  sang,  with  exquisite  expression,  a  little  song  in 
her  own  language,  which  will  be  more  agreeable  to 
the  reader  in  English. 

OH  !  ONCE    I    HAD    LOVERS 

Oh,  once  I  had  lovers  in  plenty, 

When  a  colleen  I  lived  in  the  glen  ; 
I  killnd  fifty  before  I  was  twenty,  — 

How  happy  the  moments  flew  then  ! 
Then  winter  I  ne'er  could  discover, 

For  Love  brighten' d  Time's  dusky  wing  j 
When  every  new  month  brought  a  lover, 

The  year,  then,  seem'd  always  like  spring. 


518  -    Rory  0  'More 

But  Cupid's  more  delicate  pinion 

Could  never  keep  up  with  old  Time  ; 
So,  the  grey-beard  assumes  his  dominion, 

When  the  mid-day  of  life  rings  its  chime. 
Then  gather,  while  morning  is  shining, 

Some  flower  while  the  bright  moments  last  ; 
Which,  closely  around  the  heart  twining, 

Will  live  when  the  summer  is  past. 

The  song  bore  so  strong  an  allusion  to  her  own 
immediate  position,  that  it  was  peculiarly  touching  ; 
and,  amid  the  burst  of  approbation  which  followed 
the  lyric,  the  silent  pressure  of  Rory's  hand,  and  her 
own  confiding  look  at  her  husband,  showed  he  had 
felt  all  she  wished  to  convey  by  her  song. 

"  That  is  a  most  beautiful  flight  of  fancy,"  said 
Phelim  so  loud  as  to  be  heard,  "  about  Cupid  and 
Time  !  And  why  should  n't  it  be  a  flight,  when 
both  o'  thim  has  wings,  as  the  potes,  anshint  and 
prophane,  tells  us  ?  —  for,  as  the  classics  say,  Tempus 


Mary  O'More  was  now  requested,  as  bridesmaid, 
to  favour  the  company  with  a  song  :  and  her  mother 
at  once  asked  her  "  to  sing  that  purty  song  she  was 
always  singin'  ;  and  that,  indeed,  she  had  n't  a  purtier 
song  among  thim  all." 

u  What  song,  mother  ?  "  asked  Mary,  blushing  up 
to  the  eyes. 

"  That  c  Land  o'  the  West.'  Wherever  you  got 
it,  sure,  it  's  a  beautiful  song." 

De  Lacy,  caught  by  the  name  of  his  own  song,  of 
which  he  was  not  conscious  of  a  copy  existing  but 
the  one  he  had  rescued  from  the  papers  of  Adele 
Verbigny,  fixed  his  eyes  on  Mary  O'More,  who  was 
crimsoned  over  from  her  forehead  to  her  shoulder, 
and  had  her  eyes  fixed  on  the  ground. 

"  Sing  it,  alanna,  —  sing  it,"  said  her  mother. 

"  I  'd  rather  sing  something  else,  ma'am." 


Rory  O'More  519 

"  Now  I  '11  have  no  song  but  that,  Mary  :  and, 
indeed,  there 's  no  song  you  sing  aiqual  to  it." 

Thus  forced,  Mary,  after  a  few  nervous  hems,  began 
in  a  voice  which  was  tremulous  from  emotion. 

"  Oh,  come  to  the  West,  love,  —  oh,  come  there  with  me  ; 
'T  is  a  sweet  land  of  verdure  that  springs  from  the  sea, 
Where  fair  Plenty  smiles  from  her  emerald  throne  ;  — 
Oh,  come  to  the  West,  and  I  '11  make  thee  my  own  ! 
I  '11  guard  thee,  I  '11  tend  thee,  I  '11  love  thee  the  best, 
And  you  '11  say  there  's  no  land  like  the  land  of  the  West  !  " 

"  That 's  Ireland,  for  sartin  !  "  said  Phelim.  Mary 
continued  : 

"  The  South  has  its  roses  and  bright  skies  of  blue, 
But  ours  are  more  sweet  with  love's  own  changeful  hue  — 
Half  sunshine,  half  tears,  like  the  girl  I  love  best  ;  — 
Oh  !   what  is  the  South  to  the  beautiful  West  ! 
Then  come  to  the  West,  and  the  rose  on  thy  mouth 
Will  be  sweeter  to  me  than  the  flow'rs  of  the  South  !  " 

There  were  several  audible  smacks  at  the  conclu- 
sion of  this  verse,  and  numerous  suppressed  exclama- 
tions of"  Behave  yourself!  "  were  heard  in  coquettish 
female  voices. 

The  song  went  on. 

"  The  North  has  its  snow-tow'rs  of  dazzling  array, 
All  sparkling  with  gems  in  the  ne'er-setting  day  : 
There  the  Storm-king  may  dwell  in  the  halls  he  loves  best, 
But  the  soft -breathing  Zephyr  he  plays  in  the  West. 
Then  come  there  with  me,  where  no  cold  wind  doth  blow 
And  thy  neck  will  seem  fairer  to  me  than  the  snow  !  ' ' 

De  Lacy  could  not  resist  admiring  the  beautiful 
and  snowy  bosom  of  the  singer,  which  heaved  with 
agitation  as  she  sang. 

Phelim,  before  she  could  resume,  thundered  in  his 
annotation :  "  That 's  a  fine  touch  about  the  winds, — 
Boreas  Austher,  Vosther,  Eurus,  et  Zephyrus  ! " 

Again  Mary  plucked  up  courage,  and  finished. 
VOL.  ii.— 17 


520  Rory  O'More 

"The  Sun  in  the  gorgeous  East  chaseth  the  night 
When  he  riseth,  refresh' d,  in  his  glory  and  might! 
But  where  doth  he  go  when  he  seeks  his  sweet  rest  ? 
Oh  !  doth  he  not  haste  to  the  beautiful  West!  " 

"  Pars  Occidentalis  f  "  shouted  Phelim. 

"Then  come  there  with  me  ;  't  is  the  land  I  love  best, 
'Tis  the  land  of  my  sires! — 'tis  my  own  darling  West!  " 

"  Owld  Ireland  for  ever  !  — hurroo  !  "  was  shouted 
from  all ;  and  a  thunder  of  applause  followed. 

When  the  song  was  over,  De  Lacy  could  not 
resist  the  curiosity  which  prompted  him  to  know 
how  Mary  O'More  had  become  possessed  of  the 
song ;  and  he  approached  the  girl  and  asked  her. 

"  It  was  written  on  a  bit  of  paper,  sir,  and  between 
the  leaves  of  one  of  the  books  you  gave  me." 

"  But  there  was  no  music  to  it.  How  did  you  get 
that  ?  " 

"  Oh,  sometimes  I  go  about  singing,  sir,  whatever 
comes  into  my  head ;  and  so  I  made  a  tune  to  it." 

"  And  a  beautiful  tune  it  is  !  "  said  De  Lacy. 

Here  the  voice  of  the  priest  broke  in  and  interrupted 
further  conversation. 

"  My  good  people,"  said  the  priest,  "  it  is  time  now 
to  go  home.  You  know  the  martial  law  is  out ;  — and 
you  must  n't  be  out  when  that  law  is  out." 

"  Thrue  for  your  reverence,  'faith,"  was  responded 
by  some  of  the  responsible  old  men. 

"  So,  boys  and  girls,  —  and,  indeed,  my  good  people 
of  all  denominations,  —  go  your  ways  home  in  time, 
and  keep  out  of  harm's  way  :  —  it  is  not  like  the  good 
owld  times,  when  we  could  stop  till  the  night  was 
ripe,  and  we  could  throw  the  stocking,  and  do  the 
thing  dacently,  as  our  fathers  used  to  do  before  us : 
but  we  must  make  the  best  of  a  bad  bargain,  and  go 
home  before  the  sun  is  down.  So  let  us  lave  the 


Rory  0" More  521 

hospitable  roof  where  we  have  got  the  bit  and  sup, 
and  cead  mile  fealt'e,  and  wishing  the  young  couple 
health  and  happiness,  lave  them  with  their  mother." 

A  universal  leave-taking  now  commenced,  and 
heartfelt  good  wishes  were  poured  upon  the  bride  and 
bridegroom,  accompanied  with  a  profusion  of  hand- 
shaking, and  a  sprinkling  of  small  jokes  from  the 
frisky  old  men  and  women,  which  were  laughed  at 
by  the  young  ones  ;  and,  laughing  and  singing,  they 
went  their  different  ways, —  the  mirth  radiating  as  it 
were  from  the  focus  where  it  had  its  birth,  and,  like 
circles  on  a  lake,  becoming  weaker  as  it  grew  wider, 
till  the  sounds  of  merriment  died  away  in  the  distance, 
and  the  cabin,  so  noisy  a  few  minutes  before,  became 
silent.  De  Lacy  was  the  last  to  take  his  leave  :  he 
offered  his  best  wishes  for  the  happiness  of  those 
whose  happiness  was,  in  fact,  of  his  making,  and 
was  followed,  as  he  left  the  family  group,  by  their 
thanks  and  blessings. 


CHAPTER   XLVII 

DE  LACY  MUSES  LIKE  A  GENTLEMAN  BUT  FEELS 
LIKE  A  MAN  ;  AND  THE  READER  IS  TOLD  ALL 
THE  AUTHOR  CAN  TELL  HIM,  AND  IS  LEFT  TO 
GUESS  THE  REST 

SILENTLY  and  thoughtfully  he  wended  his  way 
to  the  little  public-house  where  he  was  to  be 
accommodated  for  the  night,  the  u  Land  of  the  West " 
still  ringing  in  his  ears,  —  that  song  which  he  had 
written  for  the  accomplished  girl  who  had  deceived 
him,  and  valued  not  by  her  —  treasured  up  and  sung 
by  a  simple  peasant  girl,  who  more  and  more,  he  per- 
ceived, had  become  attached  to  him,  —  in  short,  loved 
him  —  there  was  no  weaker  term  applicable ;  and 
that  girl,  beautiful,  sensitive,  pure-minded,  modest, 
and  delicate  in  feeling  as  a  lady.  Ay,  there  was  the 
point  —  a  lady  —  "  if  she  were  a  lady"  This  question 
arose  silently  in  De  Lacy's  mind,  and  his  answer  to 
it  was  a  sigh.  "  No,  no,"  thought  he,  "  it  cannot 
be  !  —  those  mesalliances  are  terrible  things  !  Could 
I,  from  my  name  and  station,  descend  to  wed  a 
country  girl  ?  —  No ;  the  world  would  laugh  at  me, 
and  sneer  at  me  ;  —  l  So  Horace  De  Lacy  picked  up 
with  a  country  wench !  '  would  sound  well  in  the 
mouths  of  those  who  know  me:  —  no,  no,  it  must 
not  be  !  And  yet  there 's  no  denying  I  like  the  girl, 
—  like  her  well  enough,  even  to  marry  her  ;  —  ay,  and 
if  she  were  but  a  lady,  a  better  wife,  and  truer  and 
fonder  companion,  would  she  be,  than  the  fribble 


Rory  0' More  523 

Frenchwoman  who  jilted  me  ;  and  there  is  more  truth 
and  simple  faith  and  real  affection  in  that  poor  girl's 
heart  than  in  many  a  courtly  dame  whose  quarterings 
could  match  my  own.  And  why  should  I  be  less 
liberal  in  those  matters  than  in  questions  of  equal 
importance  ?  —  should  I,  a  democrat,  be  the  stickler 
for  high  birth  in  a  wife  ?  —  What  fools  we  are,  after 
all,  in  such  matters  !  The  slavery  of  custom  is  upon 
us,  do  what  we  can  to  shake  it  off,  and  the  sneer  of 
a  fool  is  too  much  in  perspective  for  the  firmness  of 
the  wisest  man.  —  Poor  Mary  !  —  poor  girl !  —  I  wish 
the  devil  had  me  before  I  ever  came  in  her  way  ! 
And  that  song  too  —  how  deliciously  she  sang  it!  — 
sweet  enough  to  charm  a  drawing-room,  —  if  she  were 
a  gentlewoman.  —  Confound  that  eternal  question  — 
how  it  plagues  me  !  And  after  all,  why  should  she 
not  be  a  gentlewoman  ?  Suppose  for  an  instant  she 
were  my  wife :  Madame  De  Lacy  would  be  raised  to 
my  rank,  and  in  truth  she  is  naturally  well-bred,  — 
with  the  patois  of  her  country,  and  wanting  the  maniere 
d'etre  of  a  fashionable  belle,  't  is  true ;  but  I  never 
heard  the  girl  say,  or  saw  her  do,  what  could  be  called 
a  rude  or  vulgar  thing  :  slight  care  would  give  her 
manner,  and  her  own  good  sense  would  keep  her 
quiet  till  she  acquired  it. 

"  What  folly  this  is  !  Here  am  I  supposing  a  case 
which  can  never  be  ;  all  my  prejudices  rise  in  arms 
against  it  —  /  dare  not  do  it !  What  should  I  feel, 
on  entering  a  drawing-room,  to  see  the  searching  eye, 
and  hear  the  whisper  running  round  the  room,  as  I 
presented  my  '  country  wench  ? '  No  !  no  !  no  !  — 
Horace  :  that  would  never  do  ! 

"  Yet  how  unjust  is  all  this  on  my  part !  Here  am 
I  supposing  this  drawing-room  case,  and  I  am  quitting 
Europe,  and  all  who  know  me,  for  ever  !  I  am  going 
to  the  back-woods  of  America ;  —  who  will  know 


524  Rory  0' More 

there  that  Mary  O'More  is  not  a  gentlewoman  born, 
or  that  Horace  De  Lacy  is  the  descendant  of  a  Nor- 
man line  ?  And  when  once  there,  could  I  repose  my 
faith  on  a  purer  spirit,  my  heart  on  a  truer  affection, 
or  my  head  on  a  fairer  bosom  ?  Could  I  desire  a 
more  lovely  or  loveable  woman  for  my  wife  ?  —  My 
common  sense  and  common  manhood  answer,  No  ! 
and  yet  does  the  prejudice  of  De  Lacy  rebel  against 
the  thought. —  Mary  O'More,  I  wish  to  Heaven  you 
were  of  higher  birth  !  " 

Such  was  the  working  of  De  Lacy's  brain  all 
through  the  evening,  until  he  retired  to  bed.  Even 
then,  dreams  usurped  the  place  of  sleep.  He  imag- 
ined himself,  with  his  country  wife  on  his  arm,  in  a 
drawing-room  ;  a  row  of  perfumed  puppies  lined  the 
walls  and  occupied  the  fauteuih  as  he  entered ; 
glances  of  disdain  were  cast  towards  Mary's  foot 
(which  was  a  very  pretty  foot,  by  the  way) ;  he  looked 
down,  and  instead  of  a  satin  shoe,  a  country  brogue 
was  peeping  from  beneath  her  velvet  robe !  He  was 
in  a  fever :  the  lady  of  the  mansion  approached  —  she 
addressed  in  accents  of  fashionable  ease  Madame  De 
Lacy,  who  answered  in  a  very  rich  brogue :  a  titter 
ran  round  the  circle,  —  De  Lacy  started  and  awoke. 

When  he  next  dropt  into  dozing,  the  wide- 
spreading  forest  of  America  was  before  him  :  there 
was  its  girdle  of  splendid  colour  circling  the  clearance 
which  his  own  hand  had  helped  to  make,  and  where 
the  thriving  crops  of  different  sorts  were  growing: 
the  sunset  was  tinging  all  around  with  its  golden  light, 
and  he  thought  Mary  was  his  wife,  and,  with  her 
arms  circling  his  neck,  she  was  looking  up  into  his 
eyes  with  glowing  affection,  and  saying,  "  Are  we  not 
happy  ? "  He  clasped  her  to  his  breast  and  kissed 
her,  and  said,  "  Yes,  happier  here  than  in  our  native 
land  !  " 


Rory  O'More  525 

"  But  still  its  remembrance  is  very  dear,  Horace  ;  " 
and  a  tinge  of  sweet  tenderness  came  over  her  face. 

"  So  it  is,  dearest,"  answered  De  Lacy  :  "  sit  down 
under  the  shade  of  this  tree,  and  sing  me  l  The  Land 
of  the  West.'  " 

And  in  his  dream  he  thought  sounds  never  were  so 
sweet  as  that  song  of  his  own,  sung  by  the  woman  he 
loved. 

De  Lacy  awoke  unrefreshed  and  weary.  There  is 
nothing  so  fatiguing  as  an  unsatisfied  action  of  the 
mind,  which  we  cannot  repress  nor  escape  from.  De 
Lacy  knew  that  business  was  the  surest  relief  from 
such  annoyance,  and  he  started  at  an  early  hour  for 
Cork  to  finish  his  arrangement  for  sailing,  and  wrote 
to  Rory,  desiring  him  and  his  family  to  follow, 
appointing  time  and  place  for  their  rendezvous.  A 
few  days  sufficed  to  bring  them  together  again,  and  an 
immediate  embarkation  took  place,  for  the  wind  was 
fair  and  the  weather  favourable. 

Old  Phelim  O'Flanagan  accompanied  the  O'Mores 
to  the  ship ;  and  De  Lacy,  touched  by  this  proof  of 
attachment,  offered  to  take  him  with  them. 

"  Thanks  to  you  in  bushels,  and  may  blessings  in 
pailfuls  be  powered  upon  you !  I  '11  stay  in  the  owld 
place.  We  must  n't  transplant  owld  sticks,  though 
the  saplin's  may  thrive  the  betther  of  it.  But  I  'm 
obleeged  to  you  all  the  same  ;  —  I  could  be  of  no  use 
in  a  new  place." 

"  I  beg  your  pardon,  Phelim  ;  I  '11  find  use  for  you 
if  you  '11  come.  Your  learning,  Phelim,  would  make 
you  an  acquisition  in  a  new  place ;  —  it  is  there  you 
would  be  particularly  useful." 

u  Proud  am  I  of  your  opinion,  Misther  De  Lacy," 
said  Phelim,  immensely  pleased  at  this  compliment  to 
his  learning,  —  "  proud  am  I,  and  plazed  :  but  thin,  if 
you  talk  of  a  new  counthry,  sure  I  must  think  of  the 


526  Rory  0" More 

owld  one ;  and  what  would  the  counthry  here  do 
without  me  ?  " 

"That's  a  difficulty,  certainly,"  answered  De 
Lacy,  smiling  ;  "  but  you  should  n't  sacrifice  your 
own  interests  too  much  to  your  patriotism.  Come 
with  me,  and  I  '11  be  your  friend  as  long  as  you  live, 
Phelim." 

"  Oh  !  prob  pudor  !  and  it 's  ashamed  I  am  not  to 
be  more  worthy  of  your  honour's  friendship :  and, 
indeed,  a  good  frind  and  a  thrue  frind  you  are ;  or,  as 
the  Latins  say,  amicus  certus  :  but,  all  the  same,  I  '11 
lave  my  bones  in  owld  Ireland  ;  and  when  I  'm  gone, 
maybe  I  '11  go  see  you,  —  that  is,  if  sper'ts  is  per- 
mitted to  crass  the  say." 

"  God  keep  us  !  Phelim,"  said  Mrs.  O'More ; 
11  don't  hant  us,  if  you  plaze." 

De  Lacy,  when  he  could  recover  himself  sufficiently 
from  the  laughter  which  Phelim's  speech  produced, 
said,  "  rum  and  brandy  were  the  only  spirits  he  ever 
heard  of  crossing  the  sea." 

"  Ay,  —  ardent  sper'ts,"  replied  Phelim.  "  Throth, 
thin,  my  sper't  is  as  ardent  as  ever  it  was,  and,  at  all 
events,  wishes  you  happiness  and  prosperity ;  and 

."  Here  the  old  man's  eyes  began  to  glisten 

with  tears,  and  his,  voice  failed  him.  His  thin  lips 
essayed  to  utter  a  few  words,  and  trembled  with  the 
pang  of  saying  "  Farewell  ;  "  but  the  word  remained 
unuttered,  and  a  tremulous  pressure  of  each  hand  of 
the  friends  he  was  parting  from  was  the  last  signal  of 
affection  which  passed  between  them. 

The  decks  were  now  cleared  of  all  save  the  sailors 
and  passengers  ;  the  boats  of  the  attendant  friends 
pushed  off;  and  it  was  not  until  old  Phelim  was 
seated  in  the  skiff  which  bore  him  to  the  shore  that 
he  felt  something  in  his  hand,  which  he  opened  to 
look  at :  it  was  a  purse  with  several  gold  pieces  in  it. 


Rory  0" More  527 

He  remembered  De  Lacy  had  been  the  last  to  shake 
hands  with  him.  "  God  bless  him  !  he  did  not  forget 
even  the  poor  owld  man  he  was  leaving  behind  !  " 
and  the  "  poor  old  man  "  dropped  his  head  upon  his 
knees  and  cried  bitterly. 

The  sails  were  shaken  out,  and,  swelling  to  the 
breeze,  bore  the  vessel  from  the  lovely  harbour  of 
Cove.  The  ship  was  soon  cleaving  the  waters  of  the 
Atlantic,  and  the  tearful  eyes  of  many  an  emigrant 
were  turned  towards  the  shore  they  should  never  see 
again. 

In  one  close  group  stood  Rory  and  those  who 
were  dear  to  him.  De  Lacy  was  not  of  their  party, 
but  paced  up  and  down  the  deck  alone,  and  felt  a 
keener  pang  at  quitting  his  country  than  he  could 
have  imagined ;  and  as  her  cliffs  were  lessening  to  hia 
view,  the  more  they  became  endeared  to  his  imagina- 
tion, and  associations  to  which  he  did  not  think  his 
heart  was  open  asserted  their  influence  over  the  exile. 
In  an  hour  the  deck  was  clearer ;  many  had  gone 
below,  for  the  evening  was  closing  fast :  but  still 
Rory  and  his  group  stood  in  the  same  spot,  and  looked 
towards  the  land  j  and  still  De  Lacy  paced  the  deck 
alone,  and  felt  most  solitary. 

The  wide  ocean  was  before  him,  and  the  free  wind 
sweeping  him  from  all  he  had  known,  to  the  land 
where  he  knew  none.  He  was  a  stranger  on  the 
sea  ;  he  was  lonely,  and  he  felt  his  loneliness.  He 
looked  at  Rory  O'More,  the  centre  of  a  group  whom 
he  loved,  and  who  loved  him,  and  he  envied  the 
resignation  which  sat  on  the  faces  of  Kathleen  and 
Mary  as  they  looked  towards  their  lost  country,  while 
their  arms  were  entwined  round  the  husband  and 
brother.  He  approached  them,  for  his  solitude 
became  painful,  and  he  spoke. 

"  We  shall  soon  see  the  last  of  old  Ireland,  Rory." 


528  Rory  O'More 

"  Yes,  sir,"  answered  Rory,  in  a  tone  implying 
tender  regret. 

"  But  you  have  all  those  with  you  who  are  dear  to 
you,  and  the  parting  is  less  sad." 

"  Thank  God,  I  have,"  said  Rory  fervently. 

"  And  you,  Mary,  are  a  brave  and  sensible  girl. 
I  'm  glad  to  see  you  have  dried  your  tears." 

"  The  heart  may  be  sad,  sir,  without  the  eye  being 
wet." 

The  words  entered  De  Lacy's  very  soul ;  and  as 
he  looked  at  the  sweet  face  of  the  girl,  whose  beauty 
became  the  more  touching  from  the  tinge  of  gentle 
sadness  upon  it,  he  thought  how  many  as  lovely  a 
cheek  had  withered  under  the  blight  of  silent  grief. 

"  How  faint  the  shore  is  looking  now,  sir !  "  said 
Mary. 

"  Yes,  Mary ;  "  and  De  Lacy  approached  her 
more  nearly  as  he  spoke.  After  a  few  minutes' 
silence,  while  they  still  kept  their  looks  upon  the 
rapidly-sinking  cliffs,  De  Lacy  asked  Mary  "  if  she 
thought  it  would  not  be  too  much  for  her  feelings,  — 
would  she  oblige  him  by " 

"  What,  sir  ?  "   said  Mary  timidly. 

u  Will  you  sing  me  c  The  Land  of  the  West  ? ' 
It  is  the  last  time  any  of  us  shall  ever  hear  it  in  sight 
of  its  shores." 

A  blush  suffused  Mary's  cheek  and  a  slight  quiver 
passed  across  her  lip  at  the  request. 

u  Perhaps  't  is  too  much  for  you,  Mary ;  if  so,  do 
not  sing ;  but  I  own  I  am  weak  at  this  moment.  — 
I  did  not  know  how  much  I  loved  poor  Ireland." 

"  I  '11  sing  it  for  you,  sir  :  and  sure  I  would  sing 
the  song  for  the  dear  country  itself,  —  the  dear 
country  !  and  though  I  may  cry,  maybe  't  will  be  a 
pleasure  to  my  heart." 

Summoning  all  her  resolution,  she  essayed  to  sing  j 


R  ory  O^M ore  529 

and  after  the  first  few  words,  which  were  faltered  in 
a  tremulous  tone,  her  voice  became  firmer,  and  the 
enthusiasm  which  love  of  country  supplied  supporting 
her  through  the  effort,  she  gave  an  expression  to  the 
song  intensely  touching.  As  she  was  concluding  the 
final  stanza,  the  last  beams  of  sunset,  splendidly 
bright,  burst  through  the  purple  clouds  of  the  horizon, 
and  shed  a  golden  glow  on  "  the  Land  of  the  West," 
as  the  inspired  singer  apostrophised  it.  De  Lacy 
looked  upon  her,  and  thought  of  his  dream  :  it  was 
the  sunset  and  the  song,  and  the  same  lovely  face 
which  beamed  through  his  vision  j  and  when  the 
touching  voice  of  the  girl  sank  in  its  final  cadence 
into  silence,  she  could  support  her  emotion  no  longer 
—  she  burst  into  tears,  and  held  out  her  clasped  hands 
towards  the  scarcely  visible  shore. 

De  Lacy  put  his  arm  gently  round  her  waist,  and 
the  unresisting  girl  wept  as  he  supported  her. 
"  Don't  weep,  Mary,  don't  weep,"  whispered  De 
Lacy  in  a  gentler  tone  than  she  had  ever  heard  him 
speak  before :  "  we  shall  see  many  a  lovely  sunset 
together  in  the  woods  of  America,  and  you  shall  often 
sing  me  there  c  The  Land  of  the  West.'  ' 


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